Jon Richardson's Moment Of Madness | 8 Out of 10 Cats - S14 E07 - Full Episode | All Brit

tonight on 8 out of 10 cats viva las  vegas it's johnny vegas cooking up a storm   it's lorraine pascal 13 captain john richardson  and facing them tonight our top answer is vernon k   baby it's henning ben and their team captain hello and welcome to 8 out of 10 cats a show  about opinion polls surveys and statistics did   you know for example 32 percent of britain's age  between 25 and 39 live at home with their parents   i guess that can be awkward sometimes for instance  if you're a grown-up who's currently watching   this with your parents why don't you all just  take a moment to imagine each other having sex see awkward only one percent of brits don't  own a tv you know what i call people like that   anything i like they're not going to see this  and 15 of men have never touched a vacuum cleaner   i've never touched a vacuum cleaner in fact  i have literally no idea how it got up there right let's get started what are you talking about that's the name of  our first round it's our palace job to guess the   british public's top five most popular talking  points john's team what do you think the nation   have been talking about this week maybe bbc it's  an extraordinary crisis isn't it it's a it's a   crazy thing that's happened it's just got to the  point now it's it's impossible for them to regain   their trust like for that to happen stephen  fry would have to cure cancer live on strictly   you're right though according to a poll um  faith in bbc journalism has dropped 44 percent   although i don't know if you can trust that  poll because it was conducted by the bbc   it's not the fact that we've lost trust in the  bbc lost trust and elements says she misses bbc   yeah i think i'll be honest with you i don't  think anybody's questioning the bakery shows really that flan is going to rise like that just  because of a bit of yeast no way presumably you're   up for the job of director general yes i've been  uh i have been asked you must be on you must be   on a list everyone's on a list i think you are  you're in it aren't you jimmy's gonna be treasurer well i think it's ridiculous idea the bbc  have lost trust if you compare it to say   news international when they had uh phone  hacking they did their own investigation   and they completely covered it up for years  to the point where it's it's caused the   the leveson inquiry whereas the bbc made a  mistake and they went yeah we've made a mistake   so i think this is a little bit of a witch  hunt here against the bbc usually by forces   that have other purposes on their mind what do  you think i just think they should suck loads of   people who don't do their job properly yeah the  bbc fundamentals institution still works i mean   newsnight basically they were doing reports  based on what was written on bridges right is that it doesn't help yourself the bbc  because you turn it on it's the lead story   in the news i've been listening to five live  for the past two weeks and all their talk about   is news night it's like fellas  put the gun down and step away   the problem is the bbc is the state broadcaster  and in britain there is such a hefty skepticism   towards anything to do with state that the moment  there is any shortcomings everyone just jumps   at your opportunity and so then it is in a way  britain is the last bastion of communism in europe i'd like to hear more about why we're the last  bastion of communism because the state's the enemy   yeah the state is seen as the enemy i mean there  is and it's all aspects of the bbc like then   then like little things like they had  oh jeremy paxman why did he have to fly   in business class well he said because he had  to get some work done so in germany everyone   would accept that yeah that's fair enough  well it's in britain everyone goes well   he's not going to do any work on them he's  just going to eat peanuts and getting drunk had he gone standard class everyone would  have gone where can't he go on the couch had he gone on the couch  why does he take a bicycle   well he walks in them expensive  shoes come he won't bare foot okay george and whistle george muscles he was  in the job 54 days and he was given a full year   salary 450 000 pounds to leave david miller said  he had the leadership qualities of winnie the pooh   which i think a man managing tigger  cannot be an easy job have you ever   been in a meeting with him i'm very aware of  what the wonderful thing about tiggers are   we've got to get this report finished and well  there'll be plenty of time for bouncy bouncy   bouncy bouncing fair enough to you know in  any other period i made a bit of a mistake   but when you come in in that environment and then  your argument is oh they did a whole news night   report on naming pedophiles and i didn't check  it if i was director general of the bbc i would   know everything i would know who won bargain hunt  every day is going who is this eagle piggle prick and was left after 54 days yeah i mean within  54 days he can't stand any authority on anything   so a news night in a way they just acted like  gambling addicts didn't they they they had like   they had the winning lottery ticket that was  the several story that was the winning lottery   ticket but they lost it in the wash so they  remortgaged the house and bought scratch cards i don't i don't get the difference right but i  do now i've realized when you resign you get paid   when i worked at b and q i got sacked for building  an airteam style tank out of company materials and i stupidly stuck around until they gave  me my marching orders i should have resigned   i shot a hole in the wall and [ __ ] off but  i didn't i just kept building it's funny he's   touched on something which i really wanted to  talk about really yes yes yeah yeah it was was   where philip schofield would be working soon  because i'm really surprised he hasn't had more   crap from this because that that bit where he  basically handed the prime minister a list of   pedophiles not only did he start up staff  well partially started this witch hunt he   made the prime minister look good yeah well the  prime minister looked really together didn't he   what was the prime minister doing on itv  where is your next like nuts magazine tv the worst thing is i remember  i was watching phillips scrub   and i agree with you i thought you looked  ridiculous like oh i found this in three   minutes that's what phillip schofield did  imagine what richard medley would have done   he would have been dressed as jimmy  savage and i've written a list on mine let's let's have a look and  see whether the crisis of the   bbc is one of the most talked  about things over the last week yes the bbc is in crisis i think the bbc will   be all right they've still got  brucy although it has been cold last friday all the top bbc stars  did their bit for children in need   freddie starr stayed at home  and julie savile remained dead all right charleston what else did the  nation be talking about this week is it the   fact that abu qatada like peter  andre won't be going back to jordan which is the real tragedy but that's  the real tragedy when will she find love   but on another matter yes we can't get rid  of abu qatada we can at least yes terrell   you can't push him on a plane you can't  drag him onto a boat do what you do with   parents and just send them on a coach holiday  they think they're going out for the day and   you can send them away forever hello abu  qatada you're on shallow horse coach trip   can you imagine oh well this skeleton  apparently suspected terrorists can't   believe it we put him at the back he'll be fine  give him some sandwiches and kind of fizzy poppy is it true it's gonna cost five million pounds  five million pounds for a hot that's a year   that's a whole year in the country so that's  not unreasonable uh yes a hundred thousand   pounds a week because apparently he's watched by  uh sixty police officers yeah and there's cameras   and microphones all over his house sixty sixty  people don't they get in the way of each other   well i think they're on what's he  doing running around like a lunatic   he just he runs around loads so it could cost more  money just because he's going i can't see me now   there you go where is he where the [ __ ] is  he he's been filmed all the time in his house   now technically we own that footage  because we're paying for it now he's   going to fall over he's going to stub his toe  he should have a one weekly highlight package   abu's been framed that's what i'm pitching  at us and he's going to be pretty sexually   frustrated i imagine if you've got cameras  all over your house like weak ones just   see him getting a bit annoyed and week two  his showers are getting a little bit longer   and by week three he's just locking  down the lens going it's happening now you watch if you want but this  is going to finish very angrily little glimpse there into john's world  well i think that abu qatada he gets a lot   of unfair press here in the country like it's  always described as as the nightmare neighbor   how can that man be a nightmare neighbor  i mean he's not allowed to leave the house   it's not allowed to have visitors the police  is always on the doorstep he's an absolutely   brilliant neighbour and also if you've got a  parcel coming you can say leave it at abbott yeah okay let's see if abu qatada getting released  is one of the most talked about things radical muslim cleric abu qatada  has been released from prison   the abu qatada rao has blown up over nothing  as have a lot of abu katada's friends okay uh johnstone what else in the nation be  talking about there's a new leader of china and   therefore the world called xi jinping who um he's  been touted as they're saying he's very informal   leader i don't know how you be an informal leader  of the country that kills three times more people   than anyone else in the world i mean you  want to do it with a smile on your face   anyway guys um seriously get  back to work or i'll kill you all   i'm informal guy i've got a tie on  but i will kill you i'll shoot you   with security during the week-long  congress includes they banned kites   oh and they stopped taxi passengers from rolling  down their windows did they ban the foul-mouthed   fan sellers of shanghai you go to this main square  in shanghai and there's like thousands of fan   sellers and they sell these exquisitely decorated  fans beautiful fans but when you actually ask to   buy a fan or you look at them the the fan sellers  are notoriously rude and they just go what are you   [ __ ] looking at they just say if you want to buy  a [ __ ] fan buy a [ __ ] fan otherwise [ __ ] off this is from the congress last  week one of the chinese delegates   was photographed yawning during the  president's speech and take a look would you like to send condolences to his family  yeah and you don't know if he's somewhere from   west china it was probably 14 days on the  back of a rickshaw to get there and the   moment they found out in china they said whoa on  a rickshaw who's paying for that couldn't he walk well i can tell you it's not our top five but last  week china underwent a once in a decade transfer   of political power china has really changed it  no longer has an autocratic ruthless militaristic   leader called hujin tao it's now governed by an  autocratic ruthless militaristic leader called   xi jinping sean what else in the nation we're  talking about from a sporting perspective it's   got to be the fantastic swedish goal uh scored  by ibrahimovic against england an overhead kick   it's phenomenal i thought it was over it was  okay let's have a look at this incredible goal so what's phenomenal is he took  his top off and he got booked   he should have been allowed to take all his  clothes off and have sex with a penalty spot   and we should have all had to  just wait until he finished why why do you need to take your  top off i i agree with the ref the   ref's got no choice it's fifa fee for  regulations isn't it 17. yes exactly now let me tell you that the best goal ever  will never ever be scored in a friendly game   yes i agree so i showed on the  big stage when it met us what's   the favorite german gold anyone  we've scored in a world cup final their favorite goal is getting hold of poland johnny what's the thing that you're proud of  because i imagine that'll be for the rest of   his life that'll be the moment he's most proud of  for me genuinely yeah you really want to know yeah   one time i told the builder to [ __ ] off with  a quart one time you a builder came around with   a quote and i just opened the door i was in  the early stages of pissing myself on the way i didn't even discuss it with him he  came right away it's gonna be about my   just [ __ ] off i was in the early stages of  pissing myself he's the funniest phrase i've   ever had yeah why did you open the door  then no because he went because because   right i actually thought he might have a good  quarter and i wouldn't mind pissing myself well i can tell you it's not  out there swedish striker   uh ibrahimovic has scored the greatest goal  ever against england this is the most amazing   football feat since john terry managed  to persuade a jury that he's not a racist there's three more things to get what do  you think the i'm a celebrity thing isn't it   it was it was an incredible thing this  week one of the tasks was one of the   girls had to eat an ostrich  anus that must have tasted like but then the next task she had to go into an  enclosed space with a live ostrich and not exhale   because if a live ostrich smells its partner's  anus on your breath you are gonna get pecked to the death i think i really i i can't bear on  it now is ant and deck because they're like   it's gone on now they just laugh  they're like gaddafi's sons of people being tortured there's a woman in a coffin having insects  crawling over her face they're just going you can't tire of watching people go yeah it's  just it just doesn't get boring yeah but there's   all the stuff in between where people say i'm  good oh i miss my family i don't they throw things i mean you would be incredible on the  show if you ever do they offer it to you   every year and every year i happen to be  in a supermarket where i can buy stuff   and i don't have to beg for the you  know when you're doing your shopping   to go would you like to do uh muslims get  me out of here or any of them and you're   going yeah but you see i'm here and i've got  nine twixes and i don't have to do a task well the rain would you would you go on  absolutely no way how about my personal   space do you mean i don't want all these  people around me all the time getting on   my nerves having to eat anuses and willies  that's just not my thing oh it's a shame let's see if i'm celebrity is up there celebrity continues i'm not saying  the celebrities this year are unknown   but they were asked to turn up with a  utility bill and two other forms of id previous winners include joe pasquale phil  toughnell tony blackburn and christopher biggins   and if you want to see all those winners together  head to the marlow theatre in canterbury for   puss in boots okay fingers on buzzer two more  things together what do you think uh is it the   story about frat didn't you mean this to ryan  frank it's a tory it's a story about frankie to   tori one time frankie and there's a rumors that he  will be soon charged for uh cocaine in the french   uh some french race meeting yes he's uh he's  certainly been accused of taking cocaine he uh   frankie has not admitted taking cocaine as  yet i'm not a big horse racing fan i don't   really like it as far as i'm concerned it's  just an excuse to give short people jobs why   don't jockeys ever do panto it's weird isn't it do  you think they had an agreement with the dwarves   they met up in a car park late at night with  weapons they had like clubs and knives and   spanners they went okay okay you don't ride  horses we won't do panto i said in an agreement people who get caught doing drugs there's a lot  of people do drugs and they just do drugs but then   when celebrities and special athletes get caught  they describe it as a moment of madness it was   a moment of madness when you decided you wanted  some cocaine you went and bought some cocaine and   then you did the cocaine i'll show you a moment  of madness you want to see him i want to matter what a moment of madness call  that moment of madness go on and   go on then i don't want to be  in the purpose for killing you me killing you and trying to eat your hair lauren  what do you think of frankie detroit do you i mean   do you think it's ever acceptable for a sportsman  to take recreational drugs no of course not   i know he does it to stay slim it's  not performance enhancing though is it   supposed to be because it's going to go  faster if you're like if you're lighter i love the way you've explained that because  now i know why i was never the jockey   that was the rspca johnny stop that if he wants to lose weight  by taking cocaine he can't   have taken the same cocaine that maradona took   he's the only man maradona's the only  man i've ever seen with the cocaine belly   you know maradona's problem was he wasn't taking   pure cocaine he was cutting  it with utterly buttery yeah he could have cut it with flora which  is 95 percent less saturated fat he wouldn't have had that problem okay let's see   if frankie dettori is one of  the most talked about things yes jockey frankie dettori has failed a drugs  test they first suspected he may have taken   cocaine when he won the 320 absent without a horse  okay one more thing to get fingers on buzzers   okay john what do you think well i imagine it's  the news that's rocking teenage boys everywhere   um and it's the release of the  new call of duty computer games there's a girl at the door would you say you say teenage boys but this  this last year the games market in the uk was   worth 1.92 billion pounds queued up overnight  like four for four days thank you four days   camping out would you ever  come out for four days for food   yeah what would you count out  four days for brain trainer edition i'd camp out for four days if i was going  camping i read a sentence like oh the great thing   about this game is you can live stream multiplayer  games in real time to youtube took me longer to   understand that sentence than it will for them  to complete the whole game what basically implies   is that you could watch other people playing a  computer game online people are actually going   to log on i go what you're doing i'm watching a  peruvian kid play a russian kid at a shooting game   i'm leaving you well the funny things also got  nazi zombies in it apparently you've got nazi   zombies yeah so and i'm not sure where they come  in how they come in i mean i mean if something's   risen from the grave and it's about to eat my  brain i don't really care about their ideology i was playing a japanese gentleman at  fifa and he didn't speak any english   throughout the whole contest it was me versus  him he beat me nine nil nine nil and all the way   through he's talking japanese and at the end when  i said well thank you very much i got a well and   truly deserved spanking and he  just said hey mr english [ __ ] you let's have a look and see if it's up there wow yes the new call of duty computer  game has been released call of duty black   ops 2 is the most exciting futuristic slick  engrossing brutal hollywood produced reason   you're still a virgin at 30 ever so those were  the most talked about things this week but in   other news the cia has been rocked by revelations  that its chief general petraeus had an affair   general petraeus was portrayed by private emails  private emails is now facing court martial this   is the most disappointing thing to happen in  the american espionage community since brody's   wife stopped getting a knocks out in homeland  and the church of england have announced the   bishop of durham is to become the new archbishop  of canterbury he's made up as is his religion so at the end of that sean  henning and vernon have two   points john lorraine and johnny have three points welcome back to out of 10 cats our next round is  pick of the polls sean henning vernon your turn   first what'd you fancy henny come on the blog  there in the top left-hand corner okay so the   old man covering his ears okay here's your relay  question most british people judge others by their   accent true or false well what do you think honey  do you think people judge you because you've got   a bit of an accident i've got a bit of an accent  definitely there is a certain degree of judgment   i recently did a gig up in bolton and i got hacked  with that wonderful line [ __ ] off back to london ten years ten years of listening  to chess and day finally paid off   sean what do you think do you think british  people judge others on their accent oh well i   mean i judge people long before they've opened  their mouths saves a lot of time straight in there   yeah yeah but i think it's interesting because  yeah everyone you know there's there's a bit   there's a sort of what's the word a contingency in  your voice and it moves around and it can you can   change certain things but the only really way you  know how someone speaks is when they sneeze and   that's their true the true voice you can't put  on a sneeze i was walking down the street and i   lived in east london and um there was this old  cockney walking along in front of me like this and then he was building up to a sneeze  and he actually went hey hey hey hey i don't know that's that's a cockney  sneeze you couldn't put that up   no you could that's a natural that's a  natural noise my wife does a terrible   thing she doesn't give you any  warning she's no she just goes all those nothing no warning just  sitting there dumb ah they've been shot johnny do you think anyone ever  judges you by your accent yeah of   course you do it's not your accent  johnny that's the bollocks it's all i know that i'm just wearing accent because  there's certain letters the certain uh vowels   that i miss out there's whole words you miss  you're like sorry jimmy when i run over you later john 81 of people admit changing their  voice depending on who they're talking   to you do you do that you change your actions  yeah james i acquire accents quite quickly and   if i do gigs if i go to a town i instantly start  thinking in the voice of where i am does that   not sound like you're taking the piss though  exactly if i've been doing gigs in newcastle   and you sort of go to a club afterwards you  go cheers me it and say oh [ __ ] [ __ ]   could tell me well i can't have no good accents  but i can do them if i've got key phrases so if   i'm trying to do scouts if you're trying to  do a liverpool accent i have to say what's ginger and community all right so what do you think let's get some  answers on this most brits judge people by their   accent true or false what do you think sean true  you're gonna go through what are you gonna say   john true i can tell the answer is false only 25  of brits say they judge people by their accents over generations our axes become  hardwired into our brains for example   chinese people find it difficult to  pronounce ours germans struggle with   w's and girls from essex find  it almost impossible to say no okay uh john what would you like to look off  so you have the the garcon the waiter the   waiter okay you come for the waiter we asked our  studio audience what do you prefer home cooking   or fancy restaurants it's got to be honest i'll  be home cooking otherwise i might have a job   how many of the recipes that you've cooked on  telly do you think people have done at home what do you say i watch your  shows but i don't bake muffins   that's all i'm saying i've  done one hell of a vision lots of people he cuts my recipes i've made of recipes what is that they're lovely  i mean the thing is i don't think it's about fancy   restaurants anymore is it people don't really  like fancy restaurants they want some like   nice home cooking or just like a steakhouse  or something okay one john what's your how   do you cook home how do you prepare a meal oh  you spend your afternoon with a little bottle   of wine doing your prep don't you get it all in  your little bowls and your jars so you really   you spend the whole day cooking it absolutely and  don't have people around either they'll ruin it i should have it in jazz in restaurants he  was very proud he told me about his pesto   he cooked and he's very proud of his  pesto give him on the fish you'll eat   for a day see someone to make pesto  he'll end up with a massive company some people call a fancied restaurant the  difference but some people like you know   who eat at kfc go to nando's he's like ooh   nando's is basically kfc for  people who can use a knife and fork what we asked our audience what do you prefer home  cooking or fancy restaurants what are you going to   go for john what would you do home cooking home  cooking do you think home cooking and youtube   and sean you're going to go for restaurants  yeah restaurants yeah yeah maybe restaurants   okay well i can tell you uh 64 of our studio  audience preferred home cooking to uh restaurants   i still like my roast chicken exactly the way my   mum served it in a furious silence  after a huge argument with my dad   so at the end of that round it's three points  to sean's team four points for john's team welcome back to 8 hour 10 cats and the winner  is is the name of our final round and here is   your question worst thing about guests staying  overnight the worst thing about guests staying   overnight is with me that when in the morning  they expect this big fry up right they want bacon   eggs the whole words because that's just think  i'm going to cook all the time but for me i'm   like shreddies milk then sling it that's what  i'm going to get when you wake up at breakfast   and they're in the kitchen already and  you think it'll let you out i bolted that sean do you ever have people over to stay oh  god i love it guests my house is just open house   it's just i have constantly have at least four  pianists staying in my house just to keep them it's like new orleans that's great it's just  i'm just cooking and people yeah i do i like   i like them trouble is it's persuading them  to stay but you are always exhausted after   around yeah yeah because i mean whenever i've got  guests however you always there is certain degree   of exhaustion because you feel that degree of  responsibility also you're not sure in your own   house you've lost track of what is considered tidy  and what is not tidy yeah well there might be a   broken window but as long as the pigeons don't fly  in it's all right john do you ever have people say   ever sometimes yeah i mean well the worst thing is  knowing that you're looking after them better than   they look after you you have to give them clean  bedding and i'll put a bed out and i'm cooking   breakfast and then you go around their house  and they open up some cupboard and pull out this   sticky horrible sleeping bag that they've had for  15 years and every ranked mate they've ever had   to come around yeah we just seal them up in this  at night so they're sweating their feet really   and then they just pull it out for you and they  go why don't we just share bath water and you   know not watch the toilet either and then when  they come around my mind i'll do them a little   duvet and a little put the bed out and a clean  pillow and then sometimes i think i'll sod off   bother coming round and then they leave and  i think oh actually i wish they'd stayed   i mean i imagine johnny you're pretty much  a perfect houseguest oh no not my mother   saying people i i can say he really is my  worst thing about people staying over he's   pointing out that your house is not a house  it's an abandoned school and you're a squatter johnny's family were on family fortune and they  won uh a jacuzzi so i would imagine that if you're   a guest at johnny's house you can nip next door  my brother wanted jacuzzi but he's still living   with my mum and dad oh really so it wasn't a big  boldness if they planned it in yet no he sold it   he showed me the thing is the dimensions of  the jacuzzi were exactly the same   as johnny's brother's backyard it wasn't  his backyard it was his performance   and you gave him a jacuzzi what more tells a  man that he's going nowhere so we had to semi   and when we sold it and he got the money he  got really drunk he had two fights in the park   and he bought me a [ __ ] kate which meant  i couldn't vote in the chinese elections in general when he did he bought me a cake   i've never had a headache on  exactly half of my head before okay worst thing about guests staying overnight  the other thing is when you stay at someone's   house and they don't tell you straight away what  the weird things about their house are just say   you cannot flush the toilet unless you  stand on that floorboard and sing oklahoma   because otherwise you're in there at three  o'clock in the morning still trying you know   they can hear you they urge you the  first time when it didn't quite flush   they didn't come out they just left you in there  all night pulling the thing and i had to wait a   little bit longer but now it's empty again i  got standing here for 20 more friggin minutes   trying to flush this piss away when i had a half  an hour debate whether it was rude to leave the   piss in but not wake him up with a flush and  now fold the flush you ask the [ __ ] question   because you're quite fastidious i imagine  you don't like people using your stuff   i don't mind them when i give them stuff don't  help yourself to stuff i mean make yourself at   home that's a cliche isn't it you say it but you  don't mean it right they say you make yourself at   home when someone starts making themselves a cup  of tea you think what are you what are you doing   yeah my cupboards that's not where  the tea is kept right i'll make you   a cup of tea when i said myself  arm i meant sit down and shut up is it the um the mess that's basically yeah  clearing up after them i'll give you that yeah is cleaning up after them everyone's welcome  at my house as long as they take their shoes   off at the front door and then put  them straight back on and [ __ ] off well that sound tells me at the end  of the round and the end of the show   which means the final scores are sean  henning and vernon have four points   john lorraine and johnny have four points  is the dead here everyone's a winner thanks to all our families a wonderful  studio that's it from us good night you

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Length: 36min 12sec (2172 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 27 2022