Johnny Test - Sunshine Malibu Johnny + Johnnycicle

fiery hair and a turbocharged backpack a genius sisters use him like a lab rat free dad at home a super-busy mom turning out the boy's best friend is a talking dog three stream genes in an air-breathing shark of mega action game control skating in the park what do we make of there break up John this is a life of a boy named Johnny chest named Charlie Chan do it do it do it yeah wait there was the bell for first period now what the heck let's go fishing talk to me dog what are we doing first I was thinking that we might go biking through Europe and work on expanding your vocabulary Sehwa now what does nuance mean dude I want said I went but on a charge of each and scored them big fat tasty waves nuance come on what does it mean okay I'm not into the beach idea oh don't tell me you're afraid of the ocean it's complicated you see Johnny back in the day I was a lifeguard dawn I didn't need to see that it was a different time Johnny a time to be young to be in love is this story gonna take long I will go and build sandcastles but I will not go in the water fine let's go to the beach stop right there johnny test you are not going anywhere until you put sunscreen on first all right mom sunblock and so that's how you want to play it well you'll never escape the SPF powers of sunblock mom hey where are the waves gonzo johnny-bra I fear that my dream of riding a wave all the way to Australia will not happen today you do know you can't surf to Australia right someday my wave will find me nice and Castle actually it's a sand mansion and I'll be inside and away from the water if you need me no waves a dog that won't go in the water with me hey there great wonderful sisters and he's gonna make some waves mondo bungo waves the kind of waves that you can ride all the way to Australia Jonny we are on the verge of inventing an alternative form of energy so abundant that it will reverse global warming and probably bring world peace then who's gonna tell Gil next door who's at the beach right now with a shirt off praying for waves that he can't ride any yeah the beach I said shirtless right as can wait and can you make me a new board too when they'll make me an amazing surfer cuz I just realized I don't actually know how to surf how many fins do you want joni test time for you to get cool outfit mom but you'll never get me cuz sunblock is cold and icky okay what's with all the trap doors in this house I've taught there millions of gallons of water onto the ocean floor you can create any kind of wave you want on these special satellite cameras monitor to surf conditions and our special GPS positioning system monitors shirtless Gil next door a my totally awesome cell shredding surfboard I love my crazy sisters and somebody on summer vacation yo way to rip it up Johnny bro now this is what I call fun in the Sun and this is Chrome SPF 50 darn that boys good what are you hiding from come on the wigs are amazing in man this place is impressive and so was she Johnny her name was Beatrice she washed up on the shore one day I saved her by pushing her back into the surf and she fell in love with me hard but it ended badly I mean I'm a dog and she's a giant sperm whale right so you're hiding in a sand castle so a whale won't find you it's a sand mansion which I now have to rebuild I told you the waves were huge and this is gonna be the best summer ever hit the road peewee these are all waves at our Beach now yeah it's Hallinan kitty um the beach in the waves are for everyone no it's for locals only and I say we're the only locals locals moon kitty since when did this become a bad 60's beach movie since we fixed the record player now come on everybody let's hit those big tasty wares oh he has no idea who he's dealing with does he you want a big way moon door key well here it comes Johnny just make sure you don't turn the wave setting past media that's like the middle right Shawny you turn it up to tidal wave no I turned it to don't even think about it Johnny why do I hear alarms a monster Dukey more than whale love but this guy was a jerk and broke my board and I don't want to miss this listen weird hair dude how come you're not in the water I got to thinkin and you ride the beaches for everyone and so the wave so we say peewee let's grab a sesh together gotta love duct tape right yeah one small problem actually it's kind of big okay I might have overreacted so turn off the tidal wave before it hits my new surfer buddies and what's up bitch mama Johnny what's as well as started there's no turning it off Dallas down out there sure I knew my big wave we coming soon that's a really big a little too big you have to save the beach and Gil summer johnny test it's trying you're trying to stop a tidal wave here mom Johnny quick use yourself shredding supported save Gail right so you're sure there's nothing you can do to stop that wave a super strong whirlpool could redirect the swell back out to sea but where are we gonna get a giant sperm whale tonight one no no I can't you have to now slap on your red mankini and call Beatrice dog whose uterus you owe me big time Oh no time for small talk my sweet fake a giant whirlpool for me yeah um can we talk about this later Oh fine yes you can now go what did you just agree to oh you'll find out my bed Wow you guys make an amazing wave machine by the way kid swimmy rice sweet the beach and you save haha should we call the Coast Guard back let him ride he looks like he's having fun and tomorrow we'll all come back and have even more well maybe next time you'll listen to some mom I will I promise Oh Johnny who is that and and somebody tell me why there's a whale in our pool girls girls I agreed to let her live closer to me it's temporary so is Gil okay it's safe to see you little brother that you gave him the wave he's been waiting for his whole life welcome to Australia might cool beans this is gonna be the best summer ever Oh as soon as the sunburn goes away just coups of everything with sprinkles and waffle cones and hot fudge and I'm so awful girls how about two scoops of revenge johnny test oh I got it I got and I got revenge I can't go through life like this my arms are tired for chiseling you out all you do Johnny is enter the makeover machine then select what look you're going for smart sassy glamorous goth and you know have your new look and we will have to next door but I don't care about a dumb makeover machine I need something that'll stop brain freezer from raising a fine we've been experimenting with thermal nuclear underwear it withstands cold up to 100 below and any frozen revenge from brain freezer awesome I have to test the makeover machine don't I what is said for glamorous um I don't think it worked get back in Johnny still dark and ugly go back to glamour well the goth setting is working but I don't want off I want and I want to stop brain freezers frozen revenge three-two-one Oh johnny test so ice to see you again hey what gives is it me brain freezer or is it hot out here but it's about to get very cold oh man look he's crying don't say it Johnny don't don't say it huh are you okay I'm lonely I told you not to say it I wasn't always evil I was just like you Johnny a kid with dreams of opening a coffee shop at the University where jazz trio could play and college kids could unwind with my frozen coffee beverages uh-huh great now skip to the part where you went all nuts well it was a beautiful spring day on campus I remember she ordered a no foam latte she was perfect then what happened I asked her if she wanted to see some jazz with me that night but she said she was busy so I lost it and I vowed to devote my cold heart to wreaking iced havoc as the brain freeze um do you think you might have overreacted it crossed my mind what's that all we have to do is help you find another special girl get you a date with her so you'll stop anything me Oh could you Johnny I'll stop praising you I will I will Oh okay enough with the pushing what is this place like I need to find brain freezer love so make them over psycho sisters it's still stuck on goth mode we'll take it I mean have you seen him how much to look at I don't know about this Johnny look bf clothes make the man and your free suit and helmet are scary and off-putting but this outfit says hey I won't freeze you and be as scary now let's get to campus and break in your huh I guess goth does make you look like a vampire maybe we need a higher power source it's still stuck on goth ah perhaps you might have some other matchmaking advice for us since your girls and we know nothing about your strange species girls like honesty bingo a nice girl leading and she likes coffee ah she's perfect and by perfect I mean I'll take anything now go up to her and be honest hi I'm lonely and nervous and I've spent some time in jail for trying to freeze pork-belly I think he was a bit too honest okay all we have to do is fill out this questionnaire and you're in lovey dovey City now what are your hobbies raising people and seeking revenge cooking and playing tennis now what are you looking for in a date a hot girl who likes ice coffee someone to walk with on the beach and talk all night with perfect now to drag a picture of some handsome guy off the web as your profile picture oh my stars I'm gorgeous now let's pick out your match oh oh right there the super pretty one coffee lover 239 Oh coffee lover 239 I can't wait to meet you I'm coffee lover two three nine are you really trying to get him a date or just getting your own revenge probably a little bit of both if we could find a portable particle bed reactor fueled with uranium dioxide spheres it could get the glamour setting working oh okay and why don't I just pull that Adam up let's take it out big time huh Johnny girls are complicated but there are millions out there which means you have to have no fear and ask a bunch of them out and eventually one will say yes okay remember no fear don't be scared and find that special someone Hey ladies anyone looking to chill out with a hot dude we are horrible matchmakers I'm dead you know brain freezer might give up the whole dating scene and go back to the revenge scene yeah that has crossed my mind johnny test I am done dating and now it's time for your date with revenge from mega brain freezer what the heck is a mega brain freezer ask a silly question make it cool right it violates my probation but so does my portable particle bed reactor fuel with uranium dioxide ice stairs and I just remembered I'm not wearing my thermonuclear underwear Ron yep you cannot escape my revenge this time johnny test my brother is gonna blast us back to the Ice Age with some particle bed reactor guys fair did you say particle bed reactor yeah why do you need one we theorized it will fix the makeover machine I'm gonna need some ice in my freeze right head just dry the door then megaBrain freezer well just why Hey where'd you get the ice one hot and dreamy brain freezer coming up now let's see what a little extra power does for glamour mode hey is it me or is it hot in here uh we might have got a little too far what do you think yeah we could pull back a little bit sure hey hey don't push ladies there's plenty of coffee and me to go around I'm happy brain freezers heart is now warm and he won't freeze me anymore and like this coffee with two sugars life is sweet again and so is revenge johnny test oh please do you really want revenge or you just lonely I'm lonely well here we go again

Channel: OriginalHDp

Views: 7,357,953

Rating: 4.4666777 out of 5

Keywords: Johnny, Test, Sunshine, Malibu, Johnnycicle, Johnny Test (TV Program)

Id: gJs2jKNkxjI

Length: 22min 4sec (1324 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 15 2012