♪♪♪ ♪ Got a head of fiery hair ♪ ♪ And a turbo-charged backpack ♪ ♪ His genius sisters use him
like a lab rat ♪ ♪ A neat freak Dad at home ♪ ♪ A super busy Mom ♪ ♪ The boy's best friend
is a talking dog ♪ ♪ Talking dog ♪ That's right! ♪ Three extreme teens
and an air-breathing shark ♪ ♪ Mega action game-controller,
skating in the park ♪ ♪ A pharabooster,
Bling Bling ♪ ♪ What do we make of this? ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ This is the life of a boy
named Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ This is the life of a boy
named Johnny Test! ♪ (Fireworks whistle
and explode) ♪♪♪ AND NOW THE FIRST EVER JOHNNY FRESH SQUEEZED LEMON
JUICE DRINK OFF! YOU KNOW, I THINK WE'RE
AT AN ALL TIME LOW OF COMING UP
WITH THINGS DO. 'CAUSE I GOTTA SAY, THIS ISN'T
ONE OF YOUR BEST IDEAS. SPOKEN LIKE A CHICKEN. (CLUCKS) WHO DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO WIN THE YELLOW MEDAL! SEE EVEN THAT. USUALLY YOU AT LEAST
MAKE A TROPHY. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>THAT'S JUST A QUARTER
YOU PAINTED YELLOW,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>AND GLUED TO A SHOE LACE.</i></font> HMM. WHATEVER. PUCKER UP,
OR SHUT'ER UP! (GROANS) ONE, TWO, THREE! (GULPING) (FARTS) (GROANING) I WON! I WON! NO WAY.
I TOTALLY BEAT YOU! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>DAD:
JOHNNY!</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>WHY IS MY BEST CUTLERY
SITTING ON THE COUNTER</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>CORRODING IN LEMON JUICE?!</i></font> IT'S ACIDY AND YOU NEED
TO RINSE THEM IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU CUT CITRUS! OOPS!
SORRY, DAD! AND WHY ARE THERE LIKE
A THOUSAND LEMON HALVES IN MY SINK?! WE WERE HAVING A LEMON
JUICE COMPETITION TO WIN THE COVETED
YELLOW- OH, FORGET IT. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING. JUST CLEAN UP THIS MESS! (GROANS) SUSAN:
JOHNNY, JUST THE LITTLE BROTHER
WE WERE LOOKING FOR. YEAH, WE WANNA CASH IN
A JOHNNY COUPON. (GASP) WHY IS YOUR FACE
ALL PUCKERED AND WRINKLED LIKE
A SHAR-PEI PUPPY?! IT'S A LONG STORY. WHAT? WE WERE HAVING A- FORGET IT. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD YOU'RE SAYING. WE NEED YOU TO RETRIEVE
OUR GIL SATELLITE. YOU HAVE A GIL
SATELLITE?! WHAT? ANYWAY, IT DRIFTED OUT
OF ITS ORBIT <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>SO WE WANT YOU TO TAKE
THE X3 DEEP SPACE PROBE</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>AND GO GET IT.</i></font> (WHOOSHING) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>JOHNNY AND DUKEY:
WHOOO! WHOOO!</i></font> (LAUGHING)
(BEEPING) OOOOH, WHAT'S THAT? THE GIL SATELLITE
LOCATOR. AND THERE'S THE GIL
SATELLITE. YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THEIR
OBSESSION WORRIES ME. WHY DO THEY EVEN NEED A
SATELLITE TO SPY ON GIL? WE LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR
TO HIM, WHY DON'T THEY JUST LOOK
OUT THE WINDOW! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>DEPLOY THE X-3 SUPER
GRABBY ARM THINGY.</i></font> DUKEY:
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
LET'S HEAD HOME. JOHNNY:
HEY! RAZORIUM. WE SHOULD STOP BY AND SEE
HOW REPTO-SLICER'S DOING? NO! UH-UH! NO! (ENGINE ROARS)
JOHNNY! DUKEY:
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! WOW!
LOOK AT THIS PLACE! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>DUKEY:
LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE GONE
BEYOND EATING THEMSELVES</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME...</i></font> THEY'VE EATEN THEMSELVES
OUT OF PLANET! REPTO-SLICER, HERE REPTO!
HERE BOY! MAYBE THEY MOVED TO ANOTHER
PLANET OR SOMETHING. HMM? WHAT WAS THAT?
I DON'T KNOW. BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. I SAY WE GET BACK
TO OUR OWN PLANET, DOGGIE NEEDS COFFEE
AND BACON THAT'S NOT FREEZE
DRIED. SUSAN:
ANY TROUBLE GETTING IT? JOHNNY:
NOPE. IT WAS A PIECE
OF CAKE. (WHIRRING) BOTH:
(GASP) SATELLITE GIL! (BELCHING) DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! JOHNNY?! WHAT DID YOU DO?! I MAY HAVE STOPPED
BY RAZORIUM TO SEE MY OLD BUDDY,
REPTO-SLICER. BOTH:
ARE YOU INSANE! SOMETIMES, YES.
YES HE IS. SUSAN AND MARY:
(GASP) NO! NOT ROBOT GIL! (WHIRRING) (BELCH) JOHNNY:
HEY REPTO! AND FAMILY. GOTTA SAY DUDE,
YOU NEVER LOOKED HAPPIER. SUSAN:
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM FROM EATING ANY MORE
METALLIC GILS. SHHHH! YOU HAVE MORE
METALLIC GILS?! BOTH:
CHA, YEAH! (WHIRRING) THAT CAN'T GOOD! JOHNNY:
THEY'RE JUST REALLY
HUNGRY! YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
THEIR PLANET, THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT
TO EAT. BECAUSE THEY ATE
IT ALL! REPTO CAN EAT LIKE
HALF THE CITY BY HIMSELF! WITH HIS FAMILY HELPING HIM,
GOODBYE PORKBELLY! WE HAVE TO STOP HIM BEFORE
HE GETS DOWNTOWN! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>HANK ANCHORMAN:
HANK ANCHORMAN REPORTING
FROM DOWNTOWN!</i></font> WHERE A PACK OF METAL
EATING LIZARDS ARE CHOMPING THEIR WAY
THROUGH THE CITY! (WHIRRING, PANICKED SCREAMING) DUKEY:
HOW ARE WE GONNA STOP THEM?! SUSAN AND MARY:
I DUNNO. I KNOW. THIS IS A JOB
FOR JOHNNY X AND SUPER POOCH! I LOVE BEING
IN MY JOHNNY X SUIT! WELL, I DON'T LIKE MINE! IT GIVES ME A MEGA
WEDGIE! OKAY LESS WINEY WINEY
MORE SUPER HERO-EY. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) TO THE CITY! SUSAN:
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MORE
OF A DANGER TO PORKBELLY, REPTO-SLICER,
OR JOHNNY X. (PANICKED SCREAMING) (SAWS BUZZ) WE HAVE TO STOP THEM WITH OUT
HURTING THEM SOMEHOW! SUPER FREEZE BREATH! THAT'LL STOP'EM COLD! (BLOWING, WIND GUSTS) (GASPS) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>BLACK:
DON'T WORRY, JOHNNY.
WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK!</i></font> JOHNNY:
AGENTS BLACK AND WHITE? WHITE:
WE'VE BEEN TRACKING
THE DESTRUCTION! IT'S NOT HARD TO TRACK! I GOTTA SAY SISTER, THOSE THINGS HAVE
A SERIOUS APPETITE! (WHIRRING) I KNOW! THEY'VE EATEN
LIKE A DOZEN BUILDINGS, CARS, FIRE HYDRANTS, AND ALL THE BARS
ON THE CAGES AT THE ZOO. (ANIMAL SOUNDS) IF I'D EATEN THAT MUCH, I'D NEED A NAP RIGHT
ABOUT NOW! SPEAKIN' OF NAPS. IT'S TIME TO PUT THESE
LIZARDS DOWN- (WHIRRING) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>THE GENERAL:
I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
BOYS!</i></font> AH... NOTHING LIKE A PRECISE
AIR STRIKE TO MAKE MY DAY! (WHIRRING)
WHOOOOAAA! WHOOOAAA! THOUGHT I WAS A GONER THERE!
THANKS BOYS! JOHNNY:
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU GUYS
REALIZE THIS OR NOT, BUT THEY EAT METAL! SO UNLESS YOU HAVE WOODEN
TANKS AND PLASTIC PLANES, I THINK YOU BETTER
LET JOHNNY X AND SUPER POOCH
HANDLE THIS! LET'S GO, DOG! AHHHH! AH, BLACK WHITE
YOU DEAL WITH THIS, I GOT TO GET MYSELF
A NEW HELMET. GET US CLOSE
TO REPTO-SLICER! I'M GOING IN! SHAPESHIFTING POWERS GO! ALL RIGHT, JUST WAIT UNTIL I
GET MY TENTACLES ON YOU THREE. (WHIRRING)
AHHHHH! STOP! OW! HEY!
NOT SO TIGHT! VERY FUNNY! THIS DID NOT
GO ACCORDING TO PLAN. WHITE:
WE GOT YOUR BACK, JOHNNY! THESE TANKS ARE FILLED
WITH A QUICK ACTING LIGHT VANILLA SCENTED
SLEEP MIST! BLACK:
IT'S NIGHTY NIGHT TIME FOR THESE FOUR LEGGED
PAPER SHREDDERS! WHITE:
THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT HIT TH- BLACK:
NIGHTY NIGHT. (SNORING) DUKEY:
WOW! THEY TIE YOU UP
IN AN OCTO-KNOT, THEN PUT BLACK AND WHITE
TO BED WITH THEIR OWN SLEEP MIST. MAN, THOSE REPTOS ARE GOOD! (GRUNTING) NOT HELPING! START UNTYING! (WHIRRING) I DIDN'T WANNA HAVE
TO USE'EM. BUT IT'S POWER POOTIN'
TIME! I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK. (GRUNTS) (HUGE FART) (SAWS BUZZ) JOHNNY:
ALL WE DID WAS BARBAQUE
THEIR METAL FOR THEM! AND THEY LOVE IT! (PANICKED SCREAMING) OKAY. NEW PLAN. I'LL USE
MY SPAGHETTI HEAD. ONCE I GRAB THEM,
YOU USE YOUR SHRINK RAYS AND BRING THEM DOWN
TO SIZE. RIGHT. JOHNNY:
SPAGHETTI HEAD POWERS GO! GOT'EM!
GOOD OLD SPAGHETTI HEAD! NOW MAKE 'EM POCKET
SIZE. HEY! OOF! (PAINED GRUNTS)
WHAAAAA! HURRY DOG, HURRY! I'M TRYING!
HOLD THEM STILL JOHNNY:
JUST BLAST THEM, DOG! (LASER BLAST) AHHHH! OOPS. MY BAD! (TINY HIGH PITCHED VOICE)
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
SHRUNK ME! (CHUCKLES)
SORRY. BUT THAT VOICE IS FUNNY. STOP LAUGHING
AND GET ME TO THE LAB. OKAY, BUT SHOULD I PUT YOU
IN MY POCKET OR MAIL YOU. MARY:
WE'VE BEEN MONITORING
THE SITUATION ON TV. AND WE'VE COME
TO THE CONCLUSION. THAT TO STOP THE REPTO FAMILY
WITHOUT HURTING THEM. YOU HAVE TO SOMEHOW STOP
THEIR DESTRUCTIVE BLADES, WITHOUT THEM THEY'RE
JUST LIZARDS. BUT HOW DO WE DO THAT? WE CAN'T EVEN GET
CLOSE TO THEM. WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO RUST, CORRODE, OR DULL THEM. CORRODE,
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA! SUSAN:
THE DNA-CER WILL INFUZE
YOUR SUPER BODIES WITH THE POWER OF LEMONS. I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING, I WASN'T TO KEEN ON OUR
LAST LEMON EXPERIMENT. CHILLAX DOG, IT'S TIME
TO GET SOME LEMON-AID. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) AHHHHH! JOHNNY:
THERE THEY ARE! (WHIRRING) (STAINS)
FIRE! (FARTS) (EXPLOSION) IT'S WORKED! THE ACID FROM THE LEMONS CAUSED THEIR BLADES
TO RUST AND CORRODE. DUKEY:
THE CITY IS SAVED! (SNIFFING) AND IT SMELLS LEMONY
FRESH! JOHNNY:
HOME SWEET HOME,
REPTO BUDDY. MARY:
THE REPTO-SLICER FAMILY
IS GOOD TO GO. SUSAN:
WE RESURFACED THE PLANET WITH
SELF-SEEDING METAL PLANTS, <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>TREES, AND SHRUBS!</i></font> (SAWS BUZZ) JOHNNY:
SO YOU'LL NEVER BE
HUNGRY AGAIN! (WHIRRING) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(HUGE FART)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>SUSAN, MARY:
OH! JOHNNY!</i></font> HEY, IT WASN'T ME! I CAN'T HELP IT, YOU TRADE MY SHRINK POWERS
FOR STINK POWERS. HEH-HEH-HEH. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>SUSAN, MARY:
OH THIS IS GONNA BE
A LONG TRIP!</i></font> ♪♪♪ <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(BUZZER BUZZES)</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>RADIO ANNOUNCER:
GOOD MORNING PORKBELLY,</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>IT'S A SUPER DUPER SUNNY DAY
THIS DAY BEFORE EARTH DAY!</i></font> DAD:
JOHNNY,
TURN EVERYTHING OFF YOU'RE WASTING
ELECTRICITY! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>RADIO ANNOUNCER:
AND, I HOPE YOU ARE ALL GOING
TO BE GOOD TO YOUR MOTHER -</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>MOTHER EARTH THAT IS.</i></font> HUH? JOHNNY,
TURN OFF THE FAUCET! YOU'RE WASTING WATER! HEY, AT LEAST
I'M BRUSHING MY TEETH. (SLURPS) AHHH... JOHNNY, THAT IS NOT
THE RECYCLING BIN. THROWING THIS CARTON OUT
IS LIKE WASTING A TREE. THAT IS NOT A TREE, MOM. DO YOU SEE LEAVES?
THE BARK? A-NOOO. CAN YOU STOP THINKING
ABOUT YOURSELF... AND START THINKING
ABOUT THE EARTH. HMM. HE'S RIGHT THOUGH,
THERE ARE NO LEAVES OR BARK. AND EARTH LOOKS GOOD TO ME. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME - I GOT A DATE WITH A TV
AND MY DOG... YOU DO REALIZE
YOU NEED TO START CARING FOR THE EARTH MORE. CAN I JUST WATCH TV? HANK ANCHORMAN HERE, WITH EARTH DAY FAST
APPROACHING, PEOPLE ALL OVER PORKBELLY
ARE GOING GREEN <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>AND PITCHING IN TO HELP MAKE
THEIR WORLD</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>A BETTER PLACE.</i></font> THERE'S NO ESCAPING
THIS TODAY IS THERE? DAD:
NO JOHNNY, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE
EARTH DAY, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE
YOUR WAYS, MISTER. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? YOU NEED TO BE GREENER AROUND
THE HOUSE AND AROUND TOWN. ALL:
AND, IF YOU NEED HELP,
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. GOOD. BECAUSE I WANT
TO HELP THE EARTH AND I'M STARTING BY TURNING OFF
ALL ELECTRONICS AND CONSERVING WATER! AH, HOW IS FILLING UP
A GIANT WATER BALLOON MAKING YOU GREENER? BECAUSE, FILLING UP ONE
GIANT WATER BALLOON IN ONE GIANT BALLOON LAUNCHER
CONSERVES WATER... SAY WHA? 'CUZ IF I FILLED A BUNCH
OF SMALLER BALLOONS I WOULD HAVE SPILLED,
THUS WASTING WATER. WELL, I DON'T GET
THE LOGIC THERE, BUT THIS DOES
LOOK LIKE FUN - SO LAUNCH AWAY, BALLOON BOY! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>DAD:
JOHNNY WHAT'S GOING ON?!</i></font> AND LOOK HOW MUCH WATER
YOU WASTED AGAIN! YOU MEAN "SAVED." NO, I DON'T. AND BESIDES,
IT LOOKS DANGEROUS. HMM. (GASPS) DAD, HOW CAN WATER
HURT THE ENVIRONMENT - I MEAN, EARTH IS 75 PERCENT
WATER AND... WELL, THE ENVIRONMENT
SEEMS FINE, BUT YOUR DAD
ON THE OTHER HAND. THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
TO GO TO THE PARK AND BE GREENER. RUN! OH, LOOK, SISSY AND
THE LADY BIRD SCOUTS <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>ARE HELPING THE EARTH
BY DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.</i></font> YOU MEAN PICKING UP
TRASH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SISSY:
OUT OF MY WAY TEST. WE'RE LADY BIRD SCOUTS AND WE TAKE CHARGE
OF OUR WORLD AND NEVER BACK DOWN
AND STAND STRONG AND UNITE TOGETHER AND- AND BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. DO YOU NEED ANY HELP? SAY WHA? MY FAMILY THINKS
I NEED TO BE GREENER SO WHAT CAN I DO? OH, SURE. JUST PUT THIS GARBAGE
IN THE TRASH WHERE IT BELONGS. HUH, BEING GREEN
MIGHT BE FUN - AND IN THE GARBAGE
IT GOES! YOU AH - YOU MISSED. YEP. DON'T WORRY, SCOUTS, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PICK UP
THE TRASH AGAIN STARTING WITH HIM! JOHNNY:
I HATE BEING GREEN! AHHHHH! OOF! OKAY, WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW
TO HELP THE EARTH? SHOWER. DEFINITELY SHOWER. MOM:
NOW BY ADDING
A WATER FILTER, WE CAN ELIMINATE THE NEED
FOR BOTTLED WATER IN THE HOUSE. JOHNNY:
AHHH! WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE HOT WATER! DAD:
I INSTALLED A TIMER
ON THE WATER HEATER FOR TWO MINUTE SHOWERS. SUSAN:
ALL FOR A GREENER
TEST HOUSE. WAIT, YOU SHOWERED - WITHOUT A FIGHT? I'M TRYING TO BE GREENER, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING OUT! HOW ABOUT YOU FOCUS
ON RECYCLING? JUST MAKE A CONSCIENCE EFFORT
TO PUT ALL PLASTIC BOTTLES AND CANS IN THE PROPER
RECEPTACLES. I CAN DO THAT. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>SUSAN AND MARY:
(WORRIED GROANS
THEN RELIEVED SIGHS)</i></font> HAA...
(BURP) OKAY, WE EMPTY RED GUSH
ENERGY BOTTLES, THEN PUT THEM IN SHINY GREEN
"RECEPTACLE." YEAH, YOU MISSED AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT'S IN A RECEPTACLE!? (TRUCK BEEPS) BLING BLING:
YES, BUT IT'S IN THE WRONG
RECEPTACLE, JONATHAN. YOU PUT YOUR RECYCLING
IN THE BINS WITH THE PROPER RECYCLING
SYMBOL. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>AND IN PORKELLY THOSE
RECEPTACLES ARE GOLD.</i></font> WAIT, YOU'VE GONE
GREEN TOO? I MEAN GOLD,
I MEAN GREEN. OH JONATHAN, BEING GREEN
ISN'T JUST GOOD FOR THE EARTH IT COULD BE BIG BUSINESS,
THERE'S MOULA TO BE MADE, AFTER ALL MY SLOGAN IS
"YOUR GREEN IS MY GOLD". WOW, BLING BLING IS ACTUALLY
BETTER THAN YOU AT SOMETHING. TRUST ME, I WILL BE SOOO
GREENER THAN HIM. HEY LOOK, GREEN PAJAMAS
AND A GREEN BLANKET. I'VE REALLY GONE GREEN NOW. MOM:
HE'S REALLY
NOT GETTING IT. SUSAN AND MARY:
YU THINK! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH
ALL THIS EARTH DAY STUFF?! DAD:
HE NEEDS MORE HELP. NO I DON'T! ALL:
HMM. (SLEEPY MOANS) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>GHOST DAD:
JOHNNY... JOHNNY...
WAKE UP.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>JOHNNY!</i></font> DAD?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I AM NOT YOUR DAD! I AM THE GHOST
OF EARTH DAY PAST! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>COME WITH ME.</i></font> EH, WHAT THE HECK. THE GIRLS GIVE YOU
THE TEA-CUP TIME MACHINE? AND ANTI-GRAVITY BOOTS. THIS IS HOW THE WORLD
WAS BEFORE CANS, <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>BOTTLES AND RECYCLING
WAS NEEDED.</i></font> HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS
CAVEMEN OUT? YOU RUB TWO STICKS
TOGETHER AND... GHOST DAD:
WE'RE HERE TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL
AND LUSH THE PLANET WAS. AGH. FINE. AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL. BUT SOON MAN EVOLVED... AND THEY INVENTED PLASTICS AND BURNED FUELS
THAT HURT THE AIR AND LOOK AT ALL THE JUNK
IN THIS ROOM JOHNNY, REALLY? YOUR POINT IS,
GHOST DAD? THAT YOU CAN MAKE THE EARTH
BEAUTIFUL AGAIN IF YOU FOCUS
AND THINK ABOUT WASTE, AND WATER USAGE -
AND RECYCLING... DUKEY:
(YAWN) WHAT'S GOING ON? NOT SURE, BUT I EXPECT THE
GHOST OF EARTH DAY PRESENT IS COMING SOON. OH, THE GHOST OF EARTH DAY
PRESENT, THAT'S NICE... THE GHOST OF EARTH DAY
PRESENT! GHOST MARY:
JOHNNY TEST! WE ARE THE GHOSTS
OF EARTH DAY PRESENT... AND YOU'RE HEAR TO SHOW ME
HOW I'M BAD AT BEING GREEN? GHOST SUSAN:
DON'T BE A PAIN,
LITTLE BROTHER, AND HERE ARE SOME
OF THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE TO HURT
THE EARTH... ♪♪♪ HEY, YOU HAD A LOT TO DO
WITH THAT STUFF TOO. GHOST MARY:
AND WE'LL BE BETTER
TOO... BUT YOUR RECKLESSNESS
AND ZERO CARE FOR THE EARTH MAKES YOU WORSE THAN US. GO BACK TO BED AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE CLEAR... MOM'S COMING DRESSED
AS THE GHOST OF EARTH DAY'S FUTURE,
ISN'T SHE? SUSAN AND MARY:
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU,
JOHNNY! JOHNNY:
I'M IN BED SEE. SEE?! DUKEY:
OKAY, IT'S DARK
AND I'M SCARED. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>GHOST MOM:
WHO SAID THAT?</i></font> HUH? THAT WAS MY SLEEPY VOICE -
AND LOOK AT YOU - YOU'RE THE GHOST
OF EARTH DAY FUTURE! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU FORGOT YOUR GHOST
VOICE MOM. OH RIGHT.
I MEAN... (GHOST VOICE)
OOOOOH RIGHT! AND LET'S GET
THIS OVER WITH. THE GHOST OF EARTH DAY FUTURE,
IS GETTING TIRED TOO. WHERE'S ALL THE LIGHTS? THERE ARE NONE. IN THE FUTURE THERE
IS NO ENERGY BECAUSE YOU WASTED
SO MUCH IN THE PRESENT. JOHNNY:
AND I CAUSED ALL THIS? IT COULD HAPPEN - AND IT PROVES THAT ONE PERSON
CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. JOHNNY:
NOW I GOTTA SAY,
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED. YOU GUYS WENT ALL OUT. THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU,
JOHNNY, THEY ARE TOO SAD
THAT THE EARTH IS A DARK, UNLIVABLE PLACE. HMM. WHAT IF I YELLED
IN DAD'S EAR. DON'T PUSH IT. LOOK AROUND, JOHNNY,
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE. OKAY IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH, BUT YOU KNOW, MAYBE A FRESH
COAT OF PAINT AND... AND THE FUTURE ALSO
HAS NO VIDEO GAMES. AHHH! OR PIZZA!
AHHH! GHOST MOM:
BECAUSE ALL THE POWER
WAS USED UP AND ALL THE CLEAN
WATER DRIED UP. GOTTA SAY, I DID NOT SEE
THIS COMING! JOHNNY DOES NOT LIKEY
THE NOT GREEN FUTURE. OKAY,
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SHOUT TO THE SKY
"NOOOOOOOOO" AND DECIDE TO MAKE
A CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE. NOOOOOOO! OKAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW
THEY DID THAT LAST PART, BUT WHAT DAY IS IT, DOG? WHO CARES, I'M TIRED. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>(DAD HUMS)</i></font> HUH? (HUMMING) <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>JOHNNY:
YOU SIR, THERE IN THE YARD.</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>WHAT DAY IS IT?!</i></font> WHY IT'S EARTH DAY! THEN I HAVEN'T MISSED IT! I CAN STILL
MAKE A DIFFERENCE! I THINK HE'S PLAYING
ALONG. JOHNNY:
JOHNNY SAW FUTURE,
DARK, DIRTY, NO PIZZA - SO I NEED A RECYCLE
MACHINE-THINGY THAT RUNS ON ALTERNATIVE
FUEL TO MAKE EARTH CLEAN
AND GOOD. HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP? CUZ I MAY NOT BE GREAT
AT BEING GREEN, BUT I AM GREAT
AT TESTING THINGS. WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO! SAY HELLO TO THE NITROGEN
FUELED JET <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>POWERED GREEN EARTH MACHINE!</i></font> IT HAS A RECYCO-SUCTION
VACUUM FRONT END, SIX FLEXO-GRABBERS
TO PICK UP TRASH AND AN AUTOMATIC SEPARATOR
SLASH RECYCLING SYSTEM- LESS TALKY,
MORE GREENY GREENY! JOHNNY:
LOOK OUT DAD!
I'M GOING GREEN! WHAT?! GAH! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DOOR -
HE'S ON A ROLL! LADIES, ALLOW ME TO HELP. UH, THANKS TEST. DON'T THANK ME, LET'S THANK THE EARTH
BY TAKING BETTER CARE OF IT. MAN,
I CAN'T FIGURE HIM OUT! HEY! I WASN'T DONE
WITH THAT! AND REMEMBER YOU DON'T HAVE
A TURBO GREEN EARTH MACHINE, YOU CAN STILL MAKE
A DIFFERENCE. ONE BOTTLE AT A TIME. UM, JOHNNY, WHO'S DRIVING
THE GREEN MACHINE? UH OH. BLING BLING:
AHHHHHH! JOHNNY, DUKEY:
WHOA! COME BACK! (ENGINE ROARS) BLING BLING:
HELP! (GASP) AHHHHHH!
