Joey Diaz's Audition Moment - JRE Toons

I went to an audition one time bro where the guy was a white trash guy like this family moved in it was a pilot for ABC and this guy uh he had a little circular pool in front of his house and he was water and [ __ ] but at the same time he had like a thong on and he's fat he's got jewelry on like one of those guys in like Long Island you know what I'm saying so I never forget I get to the audition all these guys are there all these big Italian dudes and I knew they were going to get the part bro I'm like they're going to get the part I'm not going to get it but I had warm-ups on and I had the zipup jacket and I had a away 380 I go I know what I'm going to do I'm going to take my pants off and right I'm taking my [ __ ] sweats off dog I walk in and what do you think these two ladies say to me hold on one second we'll be with you in a minute so they turn around that's my cue [ __ ] I took those sweatpants off I took the shoes off in my socks and I walked closer and I took took my shirt off when they turned back around all I had was like the tiny whes tits hanging out stomach hanging over the underwear and as soon as they turned around they were like oh my God they're like that is terrible put your shirt back on I'm like I'm not putting on [ __ ] all right I'm reading this [ __ ] how it is so you were supposed to like wave and say good morning and they're like action and they're like can't even look at me cuz I'm completely naked and I'm making believe I'm flipping burn ERS and I look over at them and I go living like a doctor that's it they booked me they even gave my own line half of those auditions I went into they gave me whatever line I said in the audition

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Length: 1min 50sec (110 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2024