Joe Rogan Experience #717 - Steve-O

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gentlemen we're live yeah dude Stevo ladies and gentlemen Brian the man in the house Stevo preparing himself for his long stretch in the pokey from mocking SeaWorld openly on top of a very dangerous sign dude there's a video of you you were streaming live while you you fucked with the SeaWorld sign and would you ride to different ones I had the highway sign where I changed to say SeaWorld sucks and then there's the the one where I climbed up the 150 foot tall crane I think both of them made me shit my pants one of them we were watching it Brian and I were watching it and my toes were curling watch it live lifting up yeah we're watching know when we're in Sea Road when you I mean San Diego and you were doing the sign why are you climbing up the sign yeah dude yeah how did you live fall that was like appropriate it was right there down in San Diego near SeaWorld the highway sign said SeaWorld Drive and I changed it to say SeaWorld sucks that guy said it was appropriate my crane one was completely fucking idiotic there's a okay let me protest SeaWorld and some random construction site no we're fucking near SeaWorld you know let me fucking bring an inflatable killer whale like a toy whale climb up 150 foot crane when you're a hundred and fifty feet up in the air nobody no one's gonna be able to see your fucking toy whale you know it's so dumb what's that dot right yeah it's steve-o on a dot I know be there nobody could even tell it's right by the time I get up there I got 80 firefighters 18 cops a helicopter and a SWAT team I'm lying the problem with that stuff is if something real was going down and they had put all the resources Oh trust me I get it yeah that's why I'm going to jail how long do you go to jail I have a 30-day sentence but I don't think I'll like I don't that I think they automatically cut it in half and then maybe even get out quicker how does that work yeah I didn't necessarily have to go to jail at all like I asked my lawyer to get me into y'all time specifically because my fuckin crane snot was so idiotic I was like man I gotta go to jail that would be the only one tiny little part of it that makes any sense at all because like if you're trying to make a statement about captivity right right put yourself in kept right you know I asked for it and so you asked for jail look you couldn't do it now to Jim I'm sure I could I could have done like community service like whatever like I was like now dude because I'm a fuckin attention whore so like I'm like dude like like scrubbing graffiti is not a cool story like goin of jail that's a headline you know like I'm gonna get fuckin on there I'm gonna go to jail that's fuckin that's newsworthy it's so ridiculous to the judge what not I never even had to go to court because you know it like they oh they all worked it out so when they kept postponing my arraignment and when they went you know by the time that like the prosecutor and my lawyer finally worked out a deal then when the arraignment was back on they said hey we reached a deal and then they closed it all down have you been to jail before sure criminal record was the first time the first time I was like 16 or 17 like going to high school in England and there's got nailed with some weed you ever jail in another country I've been in jail in like five countries what's the spirit I've I've been to Canada England America Sweden and I'm not counting Mexico because that was more of a catch and release what would happen in Mexico ah it was like I was you know like blacking out on Special K you know like ketamine and I was like climbing on this roof and like I kind of like fell off of it and and I don't know they just grabbed me and like detained me oh yeah it wasn't like yeah but it was pretty scary mirrors legit when you're in when you're in Mexico like that's fucked you can vanish yeah yeah like a lot of people vanished right el chapo guy hmm they're not gonna find a ferret no apparently they were closing in on him and he fell and broke his leg and he was carried off by his guards yeah apparently later they're closed they keep closing in on right but that's like a good disappear for that guy he's psyched to disappear most people disappear in Mexico I'm not psychic that's a very good point yeah people vanish in Mexico like those students like the 43 students that were murdered it's a scary shit right so when you were in Mexico when you would you sober up in jail did you like realize what had happened no like man I don't know I mean I guess like it all just like kind of worked out it wasn't it wasn't a big deal you know they they let me go but they just kicked Joe yeah in Sweden I was in like properly in jail for fucking five days I come for international drug-smuggling did you bring in well what I did I was videotaping it and I was in Norway and I put a bunch of weed into a condom I tied it in a knot and swallowed it choked on it I was like picking up blood trying to get it out oh my god so then I flew from Norway to Sweden so that it would you know you put it on video oh yeah put it on the Internet boy yeah me later you know later but I'm so happy I saw it in Norway and got in an airplane to Sweden so that so that way I'm crossing international lines you know to qualify as an intern national drug smuggler then when I got to Sweden you know I had my M I was promoting my tour every interview like there they say like oh yeah you know and listen mom man I think I might die of intestinal strangulation because I swallowed this big package of drugs and it won't come out you know cuz it took days I didn't come out for like six and a half days so this says so every like like reporter like wrote their article or whatever it was and the cops read the newspaper and so then they like they arrested me like after I shit it out and and it took me to the jail and and you know like they brought me into the from the jail to the hospital put me in this like cat scan machine which revealed they said a foreign object in my body I still don't know what what that was and they kept me in a cell for five days shitting into plastic bags like fuckin digging through my shit and then after five days in there they brought me back to the hospital for another leg scan and it showed that like the foreign object had only moved like three centimeters like my body so like they were like oh fuck it and they they just made me pay a fine and go you don't even know what it is I don't know I I don't know they said it was like a key and I don't know sharp yeah might be still in ten years did you ever get yourself looked at again now update what's my friend care that much but Sweden I was wild man and again I was super psyched because I knew I was on that little scrolling fucking thing on CNN at the bottom the sites for that well yeah I mean I thought because we came now that when they brought me to the station initially like they they put my backpack on the table and they reach into it like the first pocket they reached into the first thing they pulled out was a fucking ecstasy pill like like with the fucking like they had it had a print like an imprint of a smiley face on it it oh gosh and I didn't even remember it being in there I'm like fuck I didn't know that was in there and then I thought man maybe I'll be in Sweden for a while but turns out that's the ecstasy wasn't even like that you know they weren't even that bent out of shape over ecstasy they're more pissed about weed over there really yeah I don't know why just like three things well because we'd like they think it makes you lazy I think and they're not cool that's how it is in Asia well I think I think you know they're like you know this that makes you lazy and and and we're not fucking lazy people and so they they want a really price that really frustrates me that that stereotype with weed making you lazy that drives me crazy that is the one that drives me the most nuts you're lazy you're lazy when we does not make you fucking lazy it just doesn't I'm not lazy it drives me nuts I was never lazy man when I was loaded no no my longest time in jail well you know like I got I was I was in LA County jail for five days one time I got arrested for felony obscenity and principle to second-degree battery in Louisiana whoa yeah because it was like I was doing my oldest show what does it mean principal - it means that I raged like an assault like I was doing my old show and you know that part of it was I was chugging out of a tequila bottle like throughout the whole thing and I'd like you know whatever like I had the tequila bottle at the edge of the stage and you know some kid like climbed on the stage and grabbed the bottle and I see these bouncers come over and just neutralize it you know I don't like damn these guys are good these fucking bouncers are Pro so I said who wants to get on this stage and try to run from one side of the stage to the other past the bouncers you know it's British bulldog will play British bulldog and these guys are gonna fuck you up like one kid is like this bony little skinny little 19-year old kid was like jumping up and down pointing at himself he was just so he wanted it so bad and I couldn't I had to pick him so I picked this kid and he ran he just ran I mean I'm videoing it myself I said 1 2 3 go the kid like runs halfway across the stage and they just grabbed and it was totally anticlimactic and these three like football player the college football player bouncers like they just lifted him up like in unison like over their heads and legs just like the kid on his head on his own no he was like twitching and and like you know I don't think the police report said he was bleeding out of an ear or something like and and and it was really fucked up you know they do that when they knew that he was given to run across me I don't know I never said slam him on his head you know I said that may be fun but but yeah and so like you know in my mind I'm thinking ah dude this is such a lawsuit like this is this is bad you know show that's you know honey you're not thinking oh my god this poor kids too but like whatever it was it was just all bad you know it was all bad and in my head like the mantra the show must go on like pretend it's not bad and just continue so I'm like I was like fuck on the video and somebody in the crowd was was had a home video camera rolling on and this was like what was it 2002 so like I mean is is before they had cameras on cell phones and someone's got like a fucking like VHS home video camera and on the tape which they turned over they were like that's a crime it turned it over to the cops are they escapes a newspaper in the newspaper gave to the cops so on the thing I'm like that kids being loaded into an ambulance fucking who wants to play another round of no did anybody sign up for round pass I can't remember if we did or not but but that assault though honestly well your day as principal to second-degree battery sir whatever I think that's how I think I have it right and like that you know like that was a crime but but like the people like you know that watch this video they really were upset with with Stevo and so there was another point in the video where I state he's an industrial staple gun to staple my ballsack to my leg no normal shit right and I'm covered in blood to like because like part of the other part of this show outbreak a light bulb over my head and like pick up like a piece of broken glass and like like literally slash my cock cuz the time I bleed so much and it heals really faster I just bleed all over myself and smeared blood everywhere and and so I'm covered in blood and I've got my dick and boss just blatantly out and I'm holding the industrial staple gun getting ready to staple my ballsack to my leg and I say this is not art this is just to be offensive and so like you know being that it was Louisiana in one of these parishes they deemed that felony obscenity hmm which was a saving grace man because like because the story on that one it was like Stevo got arrested for stapling his balls to his leg you know like the thing with the kid didn't really play that much even had brain damage well I'll tell you right now you had brain damage I never so you get spiked on your head some cells die I mean maybe only a percent right but yeah like I got I got properly sued so did you go to did you lose or did you go to court well I mean it was dead settled so he settled it you see how much he got 50 grand that's it's not that good but you know I think that that's what it was did you talk to the maybe 50 grand was my legal fees I can't remember did you talk to the bouncers ago why did you spike him on his head but I didn't just grab him like he just grabbed him I know grabbed him would have been funny you know right just grab and take him out of there help you know to hold them over their head throw them into the audience like a stage divers yeah yeah really really it was upsetting they should have done that see the problem is you give people a green light like that okay you've seen some shit the bouncers have done to people when people climb onto that stage there's a green light I mean right it's like it's sort of like the cop thing you know like when when cops like did you see that video recent video of the cop grabbing the schoolgirl she's in her desk she won't get out of her desk and he just fucking ragdolls her and slams her in the desk on the ground it's when cops have the green light when they can do whatever they want to do then you leaving it up to the discretion of this guy that's probably not thinking that straight right a little stressed out yeah I could read up by a few bounce there's one guy grabbed me took me out back and just like pushed me against the wall just kept on slapping him in the face and wouldn't let me go he like sat there for like 10 I was like 18 and he's just like wailing on my face then you'll be like you gonna do that to give motherfucker and just like punch me in like I was captured like really because I was outside of the club he was just ramming against the wall and shit like I'm not supposed to do that right we left that club in Louisiana that night I knew I was gonna hear about it again and sure enough like it took a couple weeks but you know I was like sleeping off a cocaine bender and my roommate says hey man you really got to get up for this and there's like the LA the LA fugitive division they had it like they had a fugitive warrant out of Louisiana with for you yeah yeah there's a there are two charges the felony obscenity and then the second second-degree battery thing la you should just let that felony obscenity but they should be like you keep that yourself you fucking douche bag but the thing was that like they gave me a one hundred and twenty thousand dollar bail like warrant for for the the battery and then for the felony obscenity they gave me a million so I got this I showed up on the the like the fugitive list like in like pole position number with one point twelve million dollar bail oh my god and and so like they they brought me and they're like what you do and I'm like I stapled my balls to my leg like that nobody could understand it and I was in LA County Jail in the protective custody where I'll be starting on December 9th thinking put you in protective custody what yeah I mean I got I got kind of high-profile dude anything you would be in protective custody to you and you know they I mean at the time it was 2002 yeah I just got my back tattoo but the movie wasn't out yeah it's nobody knew about it in the cops like we're pretty psyched to have me in there and they brought me into like they're out there office whatever like they're giving me like boxes and boxes of cookies and taking pictures my back I remember there they were like ah dude you'll be fine in here man what is the back tattoo they were taking a picture that my self-portrait oh yeah [Laughter] you'll be fine in here man this is Robert Downey jr. block you know like we've had they're listing up all the celebrities that have been in there you got Tommy Lee like everybody they're like and and ODB is always in here you're actually in his self dude fuck yeah this has a good one the longest I was in jail was 10 days in Orlando for thousands of thousands for drunk driving now that's fucked up yeah yeah like that that was fucked up and I remember like that was in 1996 and I mean I hadn't really broken out yet you know so like I couldn't really afford I mean I barely could afford to get to Orlando like I lived in South Florida like near West Palm Beach and so I could I just scrape money together for a for a Greyhound bus to get to Orlando and I was like I can't afford I can afford to get there once for my arraignment I can't afford to like go get rained and then set a date and then come back and then come back and my I had a public defender the public defender had said yeah I saw the video we're not gonna be able to do much about this you know that was the one where my arrest report said defendant declined roadside sobriety tests stating he would prefer to take a nap argue that I wasn't actually drunk I was just really tired and so inside told the public defender guy was like man I can't afford to like go home and come back again so they got the arraignment can we just like plead guilty and like ask that I go to jail like right away actually did the whole ten days so what is a what's worse Mexico or Orlando as far as jail well the the Mexico was just like holding you know like Orlando was like proper like proper jail like like process and it was pretty mellow because like in Orlando they said like you know as you get like you know process you get prosecuted you get like orientation you know the kind of breakdown what its gonna be like they give you a tub of like like a Tupperware tub of like your belongings where you've got like whatever like your blue me like blanket like it's soap like you know they won't let you have a razor but like a toothbrush and they're like this year this is your belongings okay like you're gonna have it at the foot of your bed you're gonna keep it like this and like fucking don't piss us off don't do anything wrong because if you hear pack up your belongings you know then what that means is then you're gonna pack all your shit into your tub and you're going into the fuckin dungeon you know and what that means like is that like it if you're in a dungeon then down there they're like and there's just not there's you're just not on camera down there like anything can happen to you like and like you know that was like sort of the incentive to like be on your best behavior you know because I hear like everything's on camera like you can you know and it was just like they don't they're just letting you know that if you fuck up if you fuck up you're going down and bad shits gonna happen to you because you're gonna be because only people go down to the dungeon are like like dangerous people you don't want to be like fucking with like they're gonna be with you in that yeah basically like basically like the the worst people who are more inclined to hurt you are in the dungeon and no cameras yeah if I remember cuz I remember like being it like always on camera no matter what happened I don't there was no cameras but they're just like we're not gonna like down there nothing can nothing's gonna be nothing nothing gets stopped like you're gonna get fired you're gonna be fucked and then it worked it kept like everything pretty like simple you know like I I was I was a very well behaved now when you're in jail for ten days is it easy I can in 10 days can you get drugs in 10 days or do you have to like get to know the system I don't think that you're gonna have as much luck in County Jail like like County Jail by definition means that you have a sentence of less than one year and then at the point of it being one here then it's called prison and in prison I think it's like that's where you can get whatever you want and all that like really yeah I don't think Ellie I don't think like jail is is as you know I make hooch is probably the big thing right I mean and maybe like I don't have that much experience I don't know but like I couldn't get yeah I was doing like backflips for extra food and shit like now people give you food like the people that work there I got the other inmates I think the people that work there you know when they had the cart that came by and and I remembered to like there was like in Orlando like jail is a big business in Orlando because it's kind of like Mecca you know like maybe even more than make it like more families like travel from all over the world to take the biggest egg tourist thing so like the business is like they say like you come to Orlando on vacation you leave on probation and you return on violation I'd say that all the theme parks there right they have SeaWorld they're too close in SeaWorld down because you know in California they just made it illegal for them to breathe captivity they fucking made bands captive breeding know in California banned captive breeding which means that it only applies to the San Diego SeaWorld but that fuckin came down whatever that decision was and it was made official like within two days of me getting my jail sentence that's amazing I liked it I mad maybe it's such a coincidence but I like to think that I got people started talking about it you know like like in the you know thinking about it and then they're like you know what fuck those people well you definitely did you definitely put some attention on it but there's been some attention on it for quite a while and that were these blackfish was the big ones that was a big one that woke up a lot of people when they did just realize like whoa well what it would it what is this place killed SeaWorld for me forever and I used to love it going as a kid I was always telling you like you're going to watch prisoners you're going to watch slaves it's it's super fucked they're like water people I mean they really are like as smart as human beings well you could say that but some humans are and dolphins kill a lot of babies right now like theirs they kill baby dolphins they rape a lot they're not the best I mean there's our dicks but not with us so you can kill killer whales kill dolphins oh yeah yeah and whales they eat whales alive like it's a hard fucking world in the ocean the word the oceans a dog-eat-dog world or dolphin e-baby world or a whale killer whale well there has never been an instance of a killer whale you know I did people I would like to come orcas that an orc has never attacked a human in the wild it's true well we were filming wild boys we went to Alaska and we like ran across a pod of orcas and we Manny the crazy shark guy you know like the Tarzan looking dude the ride sharks everywhere and he was so jazzed he sees he's killing these fucking killer whales in the wild he's like like just dives in to go swim with them you know like and we had probably had an inflatable killer whale there too and like we'd towed Pontius like on it you know like try to like right through it but you can you swim towards these orcas and and they're out with you yeah but they have saved people they saved drowning people oh yeah yeah the people capsized boats they've actually lifted them up and helped them they're they're very smart they say that they have dialects they have like I can tell they're different accents they they recognize each other they stay with the same family for a life that's why it's so fucked up when they take them away like you're stealing someone away like a child away from their mother yes so fucking dark and when you see those SeaWorld commercials they're like we haven't taken orcas from the wild in over thirty four years that's the imagine if it was a commercial for like Nabisco and the Bisco was like we haven't stolen slaves in over thirty four years the slides that we have we have had them for a long time right that's basically what they're saying I grew up with a sea road in Ohio and it's really weird how you know growing up they don't teach you that like hey we captured these guys that you always kind of thought like oh they're injured and we help them and that's why they're here it was always kind of like oh I like zero because I like I want to see these dolphins do good and be better but you know after watching that movie you realize you know it's the exact opposite they just kind of right now slavery yeah they say a dolphin has a cerebral cortex that's 40% larger than human beings they don't mean they don't have the ability to alter their environment they can't pick things up and move them around they can't send emails but they don't have to they live in a 3d world like they can fly around in their world I mean they come up for air but in their world they can go left right up down they don't need fingers like it's not necessary so our idea like what's intelligent it's like if you can't type something or if you can't build a house you're a fucking idiot you know that's how we look at it I just but but those things that we define as intelligent when it comes to human beings are completely unnecessary they go with the waters warm the fish are everywhere fish are stupid it's fuck they swim up to him i jáchym dolphins probably never starve to death I mean they're faster than fish I mean I guess they die of old age but you got to think like it's less they run out of fish fish are probably easy as fuck for them to catch they just swim up and Jack them it's like food is floating around the sky imagine if you ever way you went like there's sandwiches just floating around in front of you nice hang out with your homies and grab a sandwich that's dolphin world but they do they do do some dark shit but they usually do it in the name of breeding that's why female dolphins are like super slutty they're super slutty because they want to have because the amount they can't recognize lines of paternity so they they don't necessarily know whether or not the baby's theirs so if they go up to a check and she's got babies and they have never had sex with her the women the female dolphins won't have sex until their baby has reached like maturity until their baby can swim away it's like a few years I believe so when the male's come up to females and they have babies and they haven't had sex with the male with the female they'll sometimes kill the babies so that she'll have sex with them again ah it's pretty fucked up lions do shit like that Bears do shit like that too yeah that's the other thing that video with you and the lion freaked yeah okay so I'm going jail for fucking good cause man I used to get arrested for fucked up shit man you know like drugs and violence like in Canada I got arrested for violence what kind of yeah there was it was assault like um and we actually ran away from cops and got away it was on New Year's Eve of when 2003 I want to say it was it was 2003 turning into 2004 did this big show and some fucking asshole got on stage and like snuck up like whatever and like some while I was on stage you know like fucking punch me and so of course everybody that grabs him and starts beating the shit out of them and and and I'm like and I'm like you know on the microphone saying fucking kick-ass you don't like you know turn like you can started as an assault on me but by the time I was like nah kicks ass and and they're beating him just all bloody like and Preston lacy the big guy on jackass had his microphone he was just like reading the news before head off like so he's kind of bloody live from that and then they like they carried him you know they can then they're carrying him away and I like hauled off and kicked the guy you know and so like you've got in trouble for that I did yeah the cops cut were called and we just I think maybe like ran off the stage and just dipped you know like and got away but then I was back you know I'm you know my new tour in fucking I was in is in Calgary and and I'm on the I'm on the the Morning News promoting my shows they said have you ever been to Calgary before I said oh yeah like I was out here and we really beat the crap out of this guy and then we ran from cops and got away to let you in Canada well I'm Canadian I have a Canadian passport I'm also American and I'm also British but why oh yeah my mom was born in Canada my dad was born in America I was born in England so I'm all three well you so all you do is be born in a country like that and you get a sport you're citizen but then they allow you to be a citizen of America - correct yeah you can't you can't be you know it can't be a resident of more than one place right but you can be a citizen yeah like I did marry like Australian chick I'm stoked even New Zealand would be even better and some men you work Quadra right quite a citizen but I'm triple national the thing was though like I'm some bragging about like yeah we beat up this guy and fucking ran from the cops and then when I left from that trip handover the passport like to the immigration guy like you know going through the airport he's like yeah go ahead and wait in this room and says man flag yeah said the cops can arrested me and the guys and that mean they held me for like 12 hours or 10 hours or something and what they say when they arrested you they said there's an outstanding warrant which I think it's pretty funny it's like an outstanding warrant why'd you let you go after 12 hours because I paid bail like $10,000 bail that's it you have to go back and go to court maybe it was a misdemeanor you know whatever like I got it sorted out from you know like whatever Canada doesn't play when it comes to assault though like if you can it is the fucking toughest country to get into I mean like everybody gets held up you got a drunk driving arrest and we're not no I'm like I saw it I don't I don't know if there was that big of a deal but but whatever you know it was great because I was able to sort of you know like clear away the wreckage of my passing for all the fucked-up shit I've done like I like to think I've made it all right you know how about the dude that got spiked on his fucking head he's fine tigran man Special K threw that 50 grand the first day that's uh it's it's a weird thing like the Canadian thing like they live right next door to us so they'd be real careful about like fugitives sneaking across the border so they're super strict about any weirdness like Eddie Bravo a long time ago got pulled over not even arrested for having a legal he used to work for a check-cashing company so he used to take these bags of cash around with them and he had a concealed weapons permit and so he gets pulled over by the cops and he tells the cops officer I work for a check-cashing company I have a large sum of cash and I also have a concealed weapon and here's here's my permits here my paperwork and so they take him out of the car the handcuffed him check his paperwork through everything seems in order you're free to go and they let him go so every time he goes to Canada they bring up that every time still on his record on his record still I was reckoned it wasn't even an arrest he pulled they pulled him over they check but when it involves a gun if it involves anything where you large amounts of cash everybody kept tight about but it was it was all legit it was he worked for a check cashing company so he had a total 100% ironclad excuse they let him out I mean it never brought him to jail they let him go but still every time he goes to Canada they check him is hasn't James had a real hard time because Kevin James got in a street fight like in like high school or college or something like that and got arrested no conviction not nothing but every time he would go to Canada when before you're famous we do the Montreal Comedy Festival together every time we'd go to Canada they'd fuck with him you know Australia is the same way man Australia is like maybe even harder to get into than Canada and like that and I'm not Australian so when I when I go to Australia I have to like feel like a with my visa application I have to submit my entire criminal record like my whole history and it's like so long it's hilarious like you know there's even a bunch of stuff I didn't even mention like you know like beginning arrested all over the states and stuff nothing was really how many times you've been arrested there's one in in Philadelphia like public urination was like we've kind of mellows more like funny than anything and there's my first drunk driving you should have like those like four lines and a stripe for five like counting off the days in prison well I got last year but you know like a year and half ago or something I did a whole Australia tour and you know I was I was like putting it all together and I made like a youtube video like actually going through my whole like official thing like with all the paperwork yeah my criminal like my criminal past or whatever and at the same time to the the Australian tour promoter wanted need to have a name for my tour you know like Oh we'd like to have you know a name for the tour and so I'm going through my whole you know arrest history and so I told him yeah man it's steve-o guilty as charged banana might or you know and so that's in the name of my tour for like a year and a half you know like if anybody wants to know the name of it that's what it is every time and now and and I'm so excited to be here today is because in like less than three weeks in Austin Texas I'm taping my first comedy special for Showtime and it's of course called steve-o guilty as charged what are you taping it at the Paramount Theatre in Austin Texas that's a good spot I've been there I did so it's so fucking I mean I just love Texas I love I love Texas so much and it's the one place that I haven't been to with with this tour so it's like a lot of pressure fresh crowd you know and what I'm doing on tour are you doing straight stand-up are you doing it's it's like a one-man show or like it's totally stand up it's totally stories and like on story points throughout the show like I do like super fucked up stunts you know like what like I mean when I come in like I'm gonna like blast fuckin like a 12 pack of sort of cans on my head you know I like until they're all like busted open what yeah you just take the cannon it's not open and you just fuckin keep smashing it in your head it's gonna be showed up with all the lights you know like all the lights and when once was once it breaks it's like spraying like super fucking a lot you know and so I'll break like at least six of them and uh and then whatever like you know don't look so healthy for someone who's done so much fucking shit to your body like you walk normal yeah you seem to be your voice a little raspy but everybody's coming out good come on smooth I appreciated you know at the top of my show I'm like yeah I got some crowd work and stuff like I don't waste any time before I start fucking bagging on Carlos Mencia and your crowd work what yeah because like I like pulled out like I'm one of my big bitches you know like I'll pull the the crowd about you know ladies clapping you've ever received a dick pic from someone you know and it's like really like to think you know it would just like one of my like you know best like crowd work bids and you know after I get done like with all like the back-and-forth with you know it's just really fucking funny to pull like you know now like what kind of dick pics is you get like some guys that you weren't hooking up with you know like now clap if you got a dick pic from a guy that you were not hooking up with it all and like last but still a tons of chicks clapping okay now I need a clap really loud if he went on to have sex with that guy you know like so it doesn't work you know and then I'd tell him like you know and I just saw this thing recently and so I just started doing it like um let's say uh you know I saw this funny thing online about dick pics and it was so funny I stole it you know I was one of these memes where a girl saying receiving a dick pic from a guy is just like her cat bringing her a dead mouse she says she says I can see that you're very proud and people were like actually clapping you know and I say and I said every time I'm like oh my god I can't fucking like this floors me getting applause for a joke I told you I stole so much I decided I'm gonna do a whole fuckin bit just out of jokes I stole I call it the Carlos Mencia bit really quick because I don't like to fucking I don't even I'm not even comfortable doing this but I'm like I'll tell you two jokes when you've heard of one you haven't but I stolen both I want people to come to Austin so much cuz I normally I do comedy clubs you know and I saw the lines share my tickets like once I get there you know I don't do a lot of advance ticket sales I show up and I get on the radio and people are always here and then I do great you know I like I do really well but in this case for and it's November 21st this month at the Paramount Theatre in Austin like I don't have the luxury of waiting to get there it's if I can sell tickets because it's in fucking Showtime comedy special rather yep that place sold the fuck out what's the date November 21st dude will tweet the shit out of it ah dude I'm so stoked man thank you yeah November 21st Paramount Theater you can like find it at Stevo comm will tweet it will tweet it will tweet it after the show's over YouTube notes that he'll be there ok we'll put in the u.s. yeah and it's gonna be a bunch of people want to see you smash soda can oh dude you better I used to do it like I used to do it like on comedy clubs like six times a week you know I would break like you know like one like one two or three and fucking wake up in the morning and I'd fucking like get a guy to bed I'm walking like fuckin diagonally like fucking equilibrium was on I was like I've got to stop hitting myself in the fucking head but yet you're gonna do it again I'm gonna do it but yeah that's how many shows I was doing it like all the time so you doing it like Wednesday Thursday right right right right exactly by the time Sunday yeah yes sorry any case I'll be smashing the cans I'd be like that you know I've got like a couple bits like with the crowd work and then the fucking you know by the time I'll even tell you the jokes that fucking think they're funny the the ones I stole for the Carlos Mencia bit but if you do that than the people you're right you're right you're right yeah thank you Joe listening thank you Joe they listen they remember they write should arrive but that like you know after after that then let's like okay now I'm gonna really get into it and so it's sort of like I start off you know a dressing like how people have asked me for so long like how did I get into it had a jackass shit start mm-hmm and you know I give like a super condensed like super hilarious like sort of like an Genesis story of like starting with like me in high school and getting carved in ceiling and like and you know like going into college and just fucking up royally I mean IRA fucked up royally in college and we have to do in college it was so bad well within two weeks of class starting my freshman year I was I was on final disciplinary probation which is fucking impressed two weeks yeah I got my room rate and like yeah they found on alcohol and weed and shit and said like you know so they they relocated me into another fucking dorm you know they're like you were on final disciplinary probation and like I climbed up like that broke out a window and climbed onto the roof and you know quiet there's a radio tower on top of the roof and I climbed up that and someone spotted me from the ground and and so the cops came on the roof and they kicked me out of the dorms and I was failing the fuck out of my classes and and then I just got in a van with this dude and just took off without even withdrawing so I failed out I got kicked out and I dropped out Oh Mike which I call overachieving mouthful I know and like things like you know people were like when I was leaving the University of Miami it's like well what are you gonna do now and I'm like I'm gonna fuckin videotape fucked up shit and I'm gonna I'm gonna be one year was this 93 so you had this idea in 93 oh yeah I was in and even then I was like man like I had like special fucking skills you know like I had like I was really fucking good at drinking bong water and Kara murky it was much very much said I don't even care how murky it was that never comes out of your mouth you live a good life right and like I was like you know it was Miami so I was like super there like I was like blow up class and I'd be like practicing jumping on the diving boards at the at the pool and I'm like I'm never gonna be a diver but if I jump strictly off of like roofs of like apartment buildings and shit into shallow pools then it's badass so I was like I got pretty good at that oh my god like my specialty was like setting myself on fire with like hair spray and rubbing alcohol and so at the point where I'm not even like fucking five minutes into the show at this point and I had to say my specialty was setting myself on fire with hairspray and rubbing alcohol so I'm good at that point demonstrate like it's camera do you like that at a in the theater than I used to do it in comedy clubs all the time I kept getting so hurt like I just fucking like because what I do is like I'm gonna do like kind of deluxe version for this one like I'm gonna start with like a can of hairspray I'm gonna like spray my like all the hair on my head like heavily with the hairspray I'm gonna climb on top of a table on the stage and douse my arm with rubbing alcohol fill my mouth with lamp oil then I'm gonna click I'm gonna click a lighter and light my arm on fire like just the rubbing I'll call my skin's and the trails all the way up to your hair well like a drop like from when I pour it like on the table there'll be a puddle and so like a drop will stand fire probably and then so the table will be on fire my arms on fire and then like so I'm gonna use my arms and torch when I do a front-flip standing on top of the table and simultaneously as I do the front flip blow a fireball like off of my arm like which is a huge lamp lamp oil goes crazy so like the lamp oil and as I'm flipping for like the front flip my head like everything just goes right through the fire so when I crash on the table on my back now my head's on fire and so then I get and get up and like kind of like like flail around the stage with my head on fire and my buddy comes running out with a mouthful of lamp oil and he comes right out to me and he uses my head as a torch and just you know blows a fucking huge fireball off of my head and and then like we'll figure out how to put me out you know then we'll figure it out right right I mean maybe you'll have like a towel or something because I've gotten like a towel think about it it didn't occur to me that they would first add that I was gonna do it until I already did it a million-plus people are gonna hear this someone's gonna tell them all right well then fucking I better figure it out I've done I've done it in the fucking thousand places have you ever let anybody know beforehand on a podcast I feel like a fucking flashback from Calgary coming it's like all the times you've hit yourself in the head with sodas you've knocked out segments of your brain that's just worries I got maybe we'll have like much people with fire extinguisher you would definitely have a bunch of people Authority that will let the fucking fire marshal know or whatever do it like this is so important man I have to do it aren't you scared that like maybe you'll get really injured and you can't finish I mean like it hurts but it's not gonna like stop me you know wow I'm happy the rest of your show could be you looking you know like a steam coming off your face it's like it's part of the fun right him being all fucked up yeah I mean I think it's whatever I mean the crazier the better you know like I'm in this to fucking really make an impression whatever like it it's gonna it's gonna go on and there's just gonna be like so that's kind of a one-man show but the thing is like it's also like fully stand-up man I've been on tour doing stand-up for five years now yeah I remember when you first started doing I was like that's because you first started doing it like right around the time we were getting sober right I had been sober for like two years when I really don't into it and that I wasn't sober yet when I first started oh you weren't yeah first time I tried it was 2006 oh okay so you took a break and then came back yeah I mean I just dabbled in it until I've been sober for a couple years but that's pretty much what you do know pretty much yeah now is being sober does that fuck with your ability to do a lot of these crazy stunts well obviously not you know I would say that I I mean if you're like sober like you know like deliberately hurting yourself isn't necessarily easier but it's like I never did that because you know because I've wasted and did it because I'm an attention whore and sober not take away the drugs and alcohol I'm still an attention whore but you embrace that fuck Andy why do you think I haven't fuckin tattoo of myself on my back you know like everybody's favorite topic of conversation is themselves I'm just like I think that's hilarious and I'm cool too admitting it you know but it just seems like if you were fucked up on drugs and you made this career of like getting hammered and and going out and doing wild crazy stunts that got you injured and then you cut out the getting fucked up part right but you're still injuring yourself well I mean injure myself isn't like isn't as much of it you know I mean sure I'll still do it I don't carry that's the most injured you've ever gotten I threw myself off of a balcony at the University of Miami I'm after I've dropped out and then I came back and just lived there even though I wasn't allowed to and there's like a keg party and I was trying to like impress this fat chick and I was on the balcony but but I had taken too many pills and drank too much booze and I'm telling this girl this was in I think it was Janey I was January of 1995 and I'm telling this girl I'm gonna be like a fucking super rad stunt man and we're on the second-floor balcony I tell her like you know like okay like I'm gonna be like this fucking gnarly stunt man like picture this I command like like there's a fight on the balcony you're right and like I get punched and I'm like pretending I get punched and I just throw myself off the balcony now I used to throw myself off the balconies all the time but not when I was that fucked up and not when I was trying to pretend that I had been punched and said like holding my whole game plan were like the way I would do it I did did it different I didn't catch the bottom with my hand and then let myself go I just spun over the railing and so I spun over the railing I landed on my fucking face on the bottom huh and I broke I burn I have the cat-scans they're so gnarly like I broke my my cheekbone I broke seven teeth I had ten stitches in my chin a concussion and a broken wrist and that's actually pretty good considering you fell on to what concrete and I was landing that landed there and I was fucking face down from where I'm from where I needed the ten stitches I had like a pool of blood like growing I was face down and I'm not even fucking twitching a finger at all I'm just like there's just blood pooling you know and and I'm not moving and everyone's like thinks I'm probably dead and but my buddies were like they're like man if he's not dead he's gonna need that weed in his pocket I had like kind weed you know they like fucking proper good weed in one pocket and like swag weed in the other and and they you know pulled it off put it out and and and in the morning I knew my mom was like I didn't even remember landing like I don't remember anything you know they called the ambulance whatever and I came and and then in the morning like I woke up and I was so it was unbelievable but I knew my mom was on a cruise ship in like the Caribbean but I but I told him I said oh I need to call my mom and they said of course but what I did was I called my buddies down at the University of Miami I said hey I'm gonna fucking leave out the fucking emergency room entrance right now come scoop me up and so I broke out to the hospital in my in my gown okay and they came and picked me up and I went back to the spot and I stood like right over it like the pool of blood and I tried to pound a beer but I couldn't because it hurt too bad and I couldn't eat or anything and I was like like my sinuses would like fill with blood and then I would like hock it you know like the hawk a loogie and I calm and then spit it out and it was just blood Louise for like two weeks I tried to eat applesauce and I couldn't even fuck me an applesauce because I was so busted up and so the applesauce a bowl of applesauce sat next to my bed just with blood Louise in it I had my wrist too so I had um the cast on my wrist for like whatever you have it on for six weeks and my mom like sort of felt bad for me because my I broke seven teeth and so my fucking all my front teeth are all busted out and she knew I was a fuckup you know which team like it was it was like my front one of my front ones and then there was one that didn't break one on the other side of that one did break so it looked extra bad right and my mom I felt bad for me she like sort of had like you know and she felt bad for me you know she's conserve an enabler too so she said a dentist appointment for me to get my teeth fixed you know like and she's gonna pay for it and I still got the cast of my wrist and the night before the fucking dentist appointment where I'm gonna get my teeth fixed is when I get fucking arrested for my first drunk driving you know and like and so they fucking take me into miami-dade fuckin county jail and I'm in the holding cell there and and one of the fucking like correctional officers in the jail my fucking cast and says that cast is a potential weapon you know like like like if I get into a fight in the holding cell now I'm gonna have an unfair advantage because I've got this cast on my arm so they're like you can't be in this fucking holding cell you have to go in to this gnarly fucking like crazy fuckin you know insult with like all the people are in here for the longest stretch of time oh god you know and this is the first thing I had to do was go and take a get naked and take him fucking shower in the back of this big cell with all these bunk beds and all these fucking creepy assholes and I'm like this sucks man I called my mom and I was like mom you know like you know I'm in jail you know and she's like she's like what you know like she says I'm not bailing you out unless you go door to door straight to rehab and I'm like okay so I went to rehab like in 1995 and and I remember these fucking guys like that one of the counselors says like yeah you know like 95% of all alcoholics like died drunk of causes related directly to alcohol is I mean I like most people like they don't get sober you know like and I'm sitting there thinking man this guy's telling me like if I hadn't like really wanted to get sober I got a five percent chance I'm like fuck I just resigned myself to being loaded forever and it wasn't until like 13 years later I've suddenly got so him saying that so it's me fucking wasted but what it did really what it what it did was it just made me not like get sober until I was really ready you know I think it's what made you really ready well I mean fuck I got in like Knoxville pulled an intervention I mean like that's when you know you fucked up interventionist uh what was going on that he had a step in well I had this like fucking massive mass email thing and I was like broadcasting my downward spiral and my fucking real-time to like you know 200 the most like you know influential fucking people in the entertainment industry who's who had the misfortune of giving me their info you know and it was just like more fucked up and it's kept getting worse and worse and and and I got arrested for like you know felony cocaine possession there was another one of my fucking arrests looks felony cocaine possession you have a well there's no such thing as misdemeanor cocaine possession that's even like a little bit yeah but I got a victory I got you know arrested you know like this is when I had like my neighbor in this apartment building I lived in was always calling the cops because I deserved it like he was a lawyer and I'm like an ass fall and I'm always making all this noise so the cops are always coming but typically they would get to my apartment and gave me Stoke they'd be like oh no wait Steve oh cool man have a good night and so by doing so they would take off you know there but this guy's just fucking his life was misery thing wasn't like because I was such a fucking you know loaded asshole I'm thought my fucking drugs and fucking being wasted I was just became particularly mad at him for always calling the cops on me so I like I'd like fucking take like a baseball bat like powdered or whatever like fuck you call the cops like no and and I was like I was in pound I was like you know I was like pounding on the wall that separated our apartments like all the time it's like how you like that fucker you know how do you like that and I pounded on the wall so hard that I fucking actually pounded a hole through the wall where I'm looking into his apartment Haitao and see his apartment well the thing was that I pounded enough and then I took a broomstick and fucking just pounded and pounded baton until I got through you know so now he calls the cops and they actually have to arrest for for for whatever fucking vandalism you know like it was a misdemeanor but I've been I've now vandalized his property but pounding through the wall so they come to arrest me and this time it doesn't matter if they're stoked or whatever like you know and I'm so blown out on fucking ketamine and I don't know what's going on and I got fucking bag of cocaine in my pocket and like and I'm and I open up the door like I got I'm shirtless I have no shoes on and a bag of cocaine in my pocket and I'm out of my mind and they're like hey we're taking me into jail because we have to arrest you for vandalism and like it's gonna be cold and so it like as a courtesy like you can go in there and put on a shirt and put on some shoes that my fucking shirt fuck you I mean well that would have been like the perfect opportunity for me to go in take the bag of cocaine out of my pocket and I put on you know like it was the perfect opportunity but I'm like fuck yeah so they take me to jail with no shirt no shoes and a fucking and I get rear they've go to your property you know that when they process you under jail and so they pull out a bag of cocaine and they believe they really at the jail oh my god so I'm in there for like three days or something and it's apartment buildings fucking over me even though I've rented four apartments in the building because one was a skate park one was like sir like my my buddies then when my one guy edited my videos and stuff there's kind of an office I had this like assistant and shit was such a fucking joke I mean her job was just to tell people that she couldn't find me and constantly changed my flights because I was miss my flights you know she was like travel agent at best but I had an apartment for and then I had my absolute pants it was for and still the fucking apartments like get the fuck were you ready for apartments and then you still get evicted like that's me know you fucked well especially when one of them is a skatepark right I know but it was it was like it was like neck then the next to it on one side was a fucking of like Russian hooker operation so they were complaining you know they're dudes coming in to fuck these hookers all all day long where did you live I've specific right across across the street from rock'n'roll arouse oh right in the midst yeah I mean right on the part of Sunset place to live and the lawyers live in there shady I don't know that I ever actually met him like man I mean yelling like through the door like whatever maybe like a summer I wouldn't have recognized if you feel like you want to go back and apologize to him I tried I tried I actually had his email and you know I reached out to him and I said hey like yeah it would mean a lot to me if like we could meet up and you know and he just declined so I had to respect that you know but yeah that's lined in an email he declined he declined to yes so I just sort of like went when you're in that situation you want to go through and make things right right you had to respect that you can't like be persistence in them so to make it right to that guy like you know it's called a living amends where I started I'm not going to do that to anybody else and this is the thing about rehab is just like good thing about life you know but I'm but something that they ask you to do like when you're you own to rehab their rights it would be considered step 9 of the 12 steps you know we made direct amends wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others so yeah so that's part of the deal and now I got finally get out of jail and I come back and there's a fucking eviction notice on my on my door you know like get the fuck out within three days oh actually that there was that yeah I got an end like I had all drugs in my apartment so like I get back and like there's eviction notice but like I just go straight for like the vials of ketamine I had like two or three more vials of ketamine I cooked them up in the microwave you know I find I went digging through cook them up and how do you how do you handle ketamine well yeah I mean it's bezel I never just like injected shit I just never got that far but you just cook in the microwave and it evaporates like the maybe water I don't know and you're left with like the the plate it's like crusted to the plate and then you scrape it up with like a card and then what you do with that started snort it ya know how did you how did you get started on ketamine cuz ketamine is like a I love dude like that was my favourite man first time I tried it I don't think so Neal Brennan he's the co-creator of the Chappelle show stand-up comic funny guy he's been taking ketamine treatments for depression it's one of the more yeah yeah yeah it's one of the more recent treatments for depression why that they've been well because it resets the way you any intense psychedelic experience and ketamine even though it's a tranquilizer is thought of as a pretty and really that's how you look but did you have like outta body experiences or any experiences where you felt like you went into another dimension and triplet you know the K whole experience some of the experiences I had with ketamine like I got weed depth perception like wave fucking looks like some fear and loathing shit you know like you're not like you know about it like I've been I remember like like my fucking feet are like 30 feet away remember one time I was in in a hotel room in London there's no word like with with just way too much of the shit and like and at one point the whole hotel room just started free-falling I mean my god well nothing it was like looking up rather than like I could actually see like a like kind of an elevator shaft type deal that it was falling through you know like it was just the hotel room started free-falling and I'm like just thinking whoa and I remember being so stoked I was thinking I remember thinking Jim Morrison doesn't have shit on me like I'm so good at being a drug addict but so yeah I'm cooking up the ketamine and whatever and I packed is it coming but it's becoming a liquid form because I'm shy so the initiative where you would stick a needle in shoot your cat usually yeah horse uh-huh I mean PCB started out as an anesthetic that was the idea for it but yeah within like two hours of being of walking out of jail I have my buddy videotaping me I'm jumping up and down on the roof of a parked car screaming God is the Sun and like this squad of like security guards that comes over and like you know what's going on you know like I mean it's amazing that I didn't go right back into jail for another Hey pockets full of drugs you know and said that but I mean and I did that bender lasted for I don't know like maybe 24 hours and now I've got you know my three days is like and I've got one more day I got to be out of the apartment so I send the mass email list I'm going to say hey you know looking with all the jackass guys on it but of course 200 like high-power people in Hollywood need to know this that like hey knocks on guys you know I I got to be out of my apartment tomorrow and I'm not fucking leaving my man I don't want to fucking leave here until I jump out of my bedroom window you know it should be like a 25-foot drop onto the sidewalk and I need you guys to bring something for me to land on preferably a hot tub I'd like to put a hot tub like and cannonball into it out of my bedroom window and and in my sliding glass door in the living room I could pull it open and I wanted to put it like a ramp in the living room and ride a motorcycle like off the ramp through the sliding glass door and jump onto the roof did you imagine if you own an apartment because he's like a 3-foot gap to the fielding next door like that part was a gimme yeah but so I said like knocks I see you guys come over bring a fucking camera this is we're gonna fuckin start filming like jackass 3 and like you know get over here come on man before I leave we're gonna do my eviction party stunts and and so basically I scheduled my own intervention knocks I reached out to dr. Drew who was on the list the email list he's like hey Z was like about to die and dr. Drew said yeah you're right you know he said get over there and fucking if you got a timeout put it in the trunk like take him to the hospital oh and that the other part I said if you don't bring anything for me to land on I'm fucking jumping anyway I promise I'm ready to die so they printed that up it was like I mean threatening my own life which qualified me for the 5150 law where you can lock someone into a psychiatric ward Wow so they came over to for my intervention and and like they're like it wasn't like the kind of intervention where like where they ask if you're willing to accept help you know it's like like we're taking me to the psych ward this is what's gonna happen if you don't like it we're gonna kick your ass and take you anyway so they take me to the psych ward for the the 72-hour hold which is like you know everybody's been on that deal but the thing was when we got there I was like spitting on people I was just like not fucking cool and like I was trying to throw shit around and you know like I was like what I remember because what I thought I was gonna like calmly explain that it was a misunderstanding and be out of there but like what happened was they had the email was printed out where I'm like saying I'm ready to die you know and so like they had me I wasn't talking my way out of it once I realized I wasn't getting out of it then I'm like fuck you know like I would go to take a chair and throw it and like I get fucking tackled by like these orderly dudes you know and they slam me on to this fuckin like stretch her like bed thing with straps on it and like someone jabs a needle in my butt cheek and then I just straight took a man like that Thorazine shit man like is gnarly man I just held you down and whacked you with that yeah they just held me down and fucking Jam to my butt cheek and I was out dude and then I woke up from my nap and and I'm in it was so funny T times oh it was at cedars-sinai Italians you know like what's up mean aliens just the mental health division or whatever so like they have they've got they had two wings of the of the psych ward they're like one like they've got the standard-issue harmful to yourself or others you know like committed for the involuntary psychiatric hold then they've got the something else like the extraordinarily you know like the extraordinarily qualifying individuals you know and that's you there's something out swing yeah so instead they had me on to something else wing and like whoa yeah and like my roommate was like fucking like like like hiding in the closet from like fucking demons oh dude it was I mean I've been hearing voices for like a couple years you know but nothing like this guy oh dude oh you're the best you know do yourself on your back I have angels and demons you know like someone would tell me like you're worthless he need to die and I would be like trying to suffocate myself to death you know well yeah I mean not like with anything I'm just holding my breath that was right but the whole thing was I was hearing voices because I was huffing so much nitrous oxide and Wow while while you're doing ketamine while I was doing cocaine I never smoke this joint just fucking you make me feel so much better about myself I used to watch intervention yeah I'm worried about your health more than I'm worried about like you overdosing you're over uh it's it's a slow deterioration of your fiber yeah like the stuff that keeps you together you're talking to me I'm fine now right now I feel like I just worked out something else worried like people are like that not people one guy I remember one guy like shit on the fucking ground and was like breakdancing in it like trying to like he was his goal but shit like spirit around break yeah I mean it looked like his breakdancing but he was like he took a shit and he was trying to smear it around as much as he could because because I was so I was so belligerent they changed my status from fifty one fifty to fifty to fifty which meant they had like like 5150 is three days 50 to 52 weeks so they had me for two weeks and like after like four days then they made me over to the regular psych ward and like I was in there and this guy who is like a fucking he says his heroin addicts and he's a patient and like he's got this book about alcoholism and it's like dude that you have you really like this book can really help you like you need this book and I'm like why is it fucking heroin addict giving me a book about alcoholism when we're both like on suicide watch and a psych ward you know like what's the deal and I was like at the point I was like I'm like dude I can't I can't get sober I couldn't you know I was i honestly felt like like nine of felt like I mean like just core belief you know that like if I could have ever gotten sober like I was past that point I was too far down the line I was right off a lost cause and like so I just you know like from when the fucking first time I was in rehab you know like there's no chance and so like one night I couldn't sleep and I like just open this fucking stupid book like not to find a solution but straight up to kill time you know that's all I'm trying to do and I'm reading it it's talking about like you know like hopeless alcoholics determined to die and this and that and then like they they become like you know they get better or whatever you know they become like the finest men you could meet and then I'm like just remember reading and thinking like dude what it's saying is like the more hopeless the more fucked up you are the better the chances for recovery which is actually really fully what why is that because if you have like any inkling like that like you can manage it that you could get better that you could stop on your own then you're just straight-up not a candidate yeah that's the rock bottom fearing pretty much and it's it's it's true like if if you feel like you got it or it's not that big of a deal isn't because like right right right right he's for me like step one we admitted we were powerless over alcohol you know or drugs or whatever the case may be like like like and and that like that I've successfully did you know like I can't do it I'm fucking powerless and so that's like the first step that's like the prerequisite and so it's like I don't know and then these guys come in and talk about alcohol is and I wouldn't have fuckin ever listened to a word they said but they like you know but I was locked up in a psych ward and so I did and I'm like you know thinking there's nothing I could do about it but they told their stories and how they lived and I'm like oh well these guys can do it you know and and so I was just like my life is a fucking mess I was in the sacred long enough to be like okay my life's a fucking mess like it's time and I went to rehab you know and so you've been cleaned from eleven and a half years just from that moment on from the Wow and as been any moments were you tempted to go off the wagon I mean sure but like not like I went from there like door to door into like a rehab you know and I remember like because I knew from the fucking back in the day like the whole 95% of Alcoholics don't get sober like the guy who was in charge of the rehab and back then it was dr. drew like he was he was the the chemical dependency director of this hospital in Pasadena and and I was a nice place to go Pasadena yeah and I I told drew I said I said hey man you know I'm like right out of fresh out of the psych ward like you know and I was such a fucking character I was like and I'm like dude I know that like I know that you know the odds are on at my fucking favor I know like I mean I don't want to waste my time I'm gonna do this I want to get right so I told you however long you recommend that I stay here I want to stay significantly longer because I want to give myself like you know I want to get myself an advantage he said that's great you know but like don't stay here more than 30 days if you're really serious go into like a sober living you know like a halfway house kind of a deal and and so I did man I did everything that was fucking people don't mean I did like all the fucking recovery shit that they talked about I did it all and I wind that fucking sober living and I stayed there until I had two two full years of sobriety I was telling her you stayed in sober living for two years while I was bouncing around treatment like for six months you know cuz cuz I was having a tough time with it I just stayed and fucking treatment when you say bouncing around treatment well I I did 30 days there then I went into like a sober-living that doubled it was like it was like sort of mid-level care so like I was free to go at night as long as I swung by curfew but all day long right we had all of our little groups and like like you know structured rehab activities how much does all the shit cost it's got about my god expensive it's stupid like the 30 days is a grand Oh what the fuck and I didn't even necessarily know that so you pay for all this I paid for with my own money oh my god so you're just burning through your savings while you're in there yeah God so six months it's better than the fuckers fucking suing like my fucking people I knew I was gonna get nothing out of he spent 300 grand suing people that you knew you were gonna get nothing yeah I got like these guys that I had a distribution deal with I got my back catalogue of DVDs but whatever that's not worth anything it was just a straight resentment I just I just wanted to fuck their lives up yeah I know that and I did it rehab is a better investment so so while you're in there are you working hell no I no fucking burned all my bridges man you know like I'm doing anything with jackass and like anything else I had going on like I had a TV show that which was really like did well in the ratings but I was such a fucking nightmare that they cancelled it just on the grounds that they did not want to fuck with me Wow I had this spot right after Monday Night Raw the wrestling on the USA Network Wow I came on immediately after and I kept like a fucking whopping percentage of their viewers she was name is show doctor steve-o I went around in a fucking modified ambulance with a hot chick and a fucking 365 pound black like football player driver dude just trying to deal with safai America one was he at a time you know what are you trying to get them to do I would except like its submissions where people would be like dr. steve-o I need your help like you know I'm a wussy like this is my unique case and I would prescribe for them some kind of like outrageous like jackass bullshit to make them come out of their shell or like it was good man I did a great job problem was as soon as the camera stopped rolling I fell off from the radar except for my mm-hmm like it was buna memory their production company like my audience started like openly attacking like John Murray why on my for 200 people because he wasn't like pay somebody's one of my buddies something I wanted them to get paid for which they did more and obligated to fucking pay in the first place but I'm trying to ruin his reputation with like all these you know on my fucking crazy email list and that was what killed that was what killed the show despite the fact that it was like number one and it's fucking timeslot oh my god so I didn't have that fuckin to get to distract me from my recovery so we are doing you just doing nothing recovery you're not so how do you spend your days like when you're doing that um well I mean when you're in rehab rehab like you got like fucking structured shit all day long like what cut moves I mean what do you do I mean like different kind of groups like they take out various kinds of meetings you know like you got like fucking like little therapy bits like you know whatever it's basically like summer camp but just everything is geared towards teaching how to stay sober all day long yeah well how much can they teach you about staying so I I'm confused yeah but it means go on for two years oh no no so the first 30 days it's like teaching you like coping mechanisms keep you occupied and drilling into your head that you can do this and right and like thirty days because it's a slow process no but like it was great for me to stay and sort of in that environment for two years because because then I'm like undisciplined motherfucker you know by the end of it I was so like you used to like being up by 9:00 a.m. my bed made like pissing into fucking plastic cups like at random you know twice a week like scrubbing the toilet when it's my turn to scrub the toilet you know like keeping everything you know and and and I did that when I'm filming jackass 3d I'm like oh yeah like I gotta go fucking get launched into the fucking sky and a porta potty full of dog shit I might be a little bit late for curfew tonight you know like or whatever you know like was curfew what time I'm the one the weekdays it was 10:00 and then on the weekends it was 11:00 or 12:00 what or maybe not I think it was 11:00 on the weekdays and 12:00 on the weekend I think it's hilarious that after a certain time of night like they think you're just gonna get wacky well I mean what happens stay up we can't go to a diner you know what dude it saved my life man if I can save my life big time and I'm so fucking stoked about it so just the the schedule the rigid schedule the routine yeah the structure man the structure did you enjoy it in there did you have fun you meet nice people I mean I remember it pretty well my roommate was cool and like she snored which was like the fucking greatest thing ever because I knew when it was cool to jack off you know you know like the sweet sounds of snoring cord jacking off with a guy in the room but if he's snoring it's totally cool right yeah [Laughter] I mean that held a lot of if he if he didn't snore I would have had a tougher time so are you allowed to have relationships were in there are you supposed to like steer clear that thing that can sort of any distract you I mean there's no like hard and fast rule about that like they say like avoid getting in a relationship in your first year I got in your first year yeah I got into a relationship I mean I had like what have you found with the perfect girl yeah we're sorry bitch my sobriety it happens just not like you know like relationships gone sideways is like the number one fuckin thing that makes people get loaded oh right that makes sense yes so it's good that like kind of like you know just worry about your sobriety but I had seven months and I got in a relationship with a chick who had like one year it was cool last year like 10 months so when you're in there you're in there for 30 days this is the hardcore version and then you go from the 30 days to like a living situation and now how is that is that like a house like how's that work ah it was like an apartment complex at that point so it's in a part you got your own apartment then yeah but there's a park I used to have fucking for apartments in one building now I got four dudes and one apartment so you had to live with other people there's two bedroom apartment and two guys nature what yeah why is that the deal because they want to make sure you're not alone by yourself do daeviation yes I mean perhaps you know I guess that's kind of the deal but like now what happened they're like and we would have groups from like you know eight or nine in the morning until 2:00 in the afternoon and then you're free to go and and I would be like skateboarding or whatever like trying to film this and wacky shit or whatever you know like I didn't do like much like like in a professional sense and I was working with Ian I was working on all this like 12-step shit you know so like I get like you know would do like the the searching and fearless moral inventory we're like we go through like you know basically like what have we done that like that we fill the web with make a list of resentments make a list of fears and we make a list of shit we feel guilty about it's basically how it works and like you know I started off with just the shit I felt guilty about and I'm like oh like I was fives basically wrote a list of like the shit that I felt like you know the most terrible about and when when I went through it like and this is like tone if anyone's in recovery like avoid like making this mistake I treated it like I was just like you know putting myself on trial for being a bad person and like you know the whole point is just to figure out like what I'm here and you take an inventory and like you discard what's not helpful and you keep what is you know use discontinued shit that doesn't serve you but I'm like no I'm a terrible person I did this and this and this and this and then I'm like oh fuck you know and and like I was just God like when in like a gnarly depression and felt like I'd fucking I don't deserve to live you know like whatever and like I fucking checked myself into the psych ward number two while you were in recovery yeah I had thought you were going over I had like three months of sobriety and I went to one of my meetings and I was like I was like all the work I'm putting into my fucking recovery all I feel like I'm getting out of it is self-hatred I feel like I just can't forgive myself for the shit I've done I fucking hate myself you know and this all came about from just doing an inventory on your past pretty much yeah I just had to add like it says in some of the literature man it says it like you know the inventory process will like you know bring about like self loathing for a lot of people when we take an honest look at like the fucking pieces of shit that we became like that's like a not an uncommon side effect you know like what what sort of tools they give you to to look at your past but not not be angry yourself not judge yourself well I mean I don't know I'm helping guys get sober I try and tell them look man that this isn't a process of putting you on trial man this is just fucking figuring out what to stop doing you know and that's the best thing I can say about it but when I was in that second psych ward like you know I was like like I wrote I wrote some letters to people who have felt the most fucked up about what I'd done you know and like and it actually kind of turned around where I was like you know I was like - today I'm fucking so thankful for the shit that I did that I felt that bad about because like no longer is it like oh I don't deserve to live because I did that and like for me today it's like I'm fucking desperate to not be that fucking asshole anymore you know and so I turned into you know and like when I first went in I was like the kind of thought like man this is gonna be my new thing I'm gonna get sober and like you know I'm gonna be like you know the world's gonna kind of owe me I'm gonna revive my career a little bit but once I got through that point of like you know like sort of the the fucking you know the dust settling and me being able to me being confronted with what I had turned into then it wasn't even about what can I get out of it you know it was just about I don't want to be that fucking guy anymore and so I came out of that second rehab or that second psych ward and I was so desperate to not be that fucking piece of shit anymore and I was like dude I'm starting over and I went into the fucking like I went into another rehab like the fucking like I did the hardcore you know and I was just like I'm doing this to be and I like had my priorities straight you know and then I was there for 60 days and I've been said by the time I finish that it was six months and then I went into like the regular sober living and so that there's a lot of fucking money you're spending here yeah the last rehab was seven seventy five hundred and per month so at least I but yeah if I can it was like thirty grand that second rehab I don't know the second psych ward I spent a lot of money on it man and truckin what are the guys that you were in the apartment with what those guys do for a living that they could afford to live in this sure I paid the rent and I paid him each like a thousand bucks a month to do nothing why'd you pay him money for what well one guy was just said that like he was on call to edit whatever footage like that you know that that I wanted edited yeah like to help me broadcast my downward spiral basically yeah like I put some really upsetting videos so the people that you were living in the assisted situation like this is post the the major rehab right you were in the major rehab for 30 days and then you apartment different levels of rehab yeah like yeah and and I wound up like back and yeah I mean I was in the hole at one point I was in the house for a while and sharing a bedroom with the guy who snored and you know and I and and you know at the end I was in the apartment but it was all the same deal one of these guys do for a living that they can afford to like take all this time off of what the the sober living situation was like you know like that was like 1,000 bucks a month and that you know covers like your meals as well okay so it's kind of more cost effective than if you're going to try and find an apartment or anything like that any in the sober living situation it's like these guys work during the day and then would come there and stay with you if you don't work you have to do a certain number of hours of service work so I would volunteer at a nursing home whoa yeah there was dope man like I would just go fucking hang out with old people and I'd call the bingo numbers yeah and then and then I would like go and fucking hey guys I'm not gonna be able to call bingo tomorrow because I'm gonna be like drinking a fat guy's sweat so when did it feel like you were free of the monkey you know when I was like never never right now you're not free I mean whatever like I just have like a way that I love my life you know that I still stay connected it's like a fridge man you know like if you unplug the fridge and then everything and it's gonna go rotten you know like you gotta fucking stay plugged in which means that like these things that that we do to stay sober like you just fucking keep like what kind of things well like helping other people stay sober is like the big thing you know you know like you help them you take people through their 12-step and who are these people that you take through and you know them I mean whatever like you meet them sort of in the community you know like they'll ask you like will you be my sponsor and so when you have a sponsor they call you up in the middle of a night hey I'm thinking about doing heroin like that kind of thing talk about that it's better to call before you do it then after right because there's no point in talking to a loaded dude and how often do you do this like how often you work with people I mean it depends like most guys like aren't like that active where they actually really call a lot but like you know I I'm always starting a guy you know there's always guys I'm starting off well and and just very few of them stick with it where they get like the guys have taken all the way through the steps there's been to two out of how many oh my god so out of a hundred people two of them become totally sober I mean they've been like to see totally sober I mean you're totally sober as long as you know you're not loaded right totally like you are right now like you had an intro going through the steps but then again so you know I got one I got one guy that's been all the way through the steps that's still in do you think you one of those people who thinks that if you were a junkie that you have to be sober forever like you can't you can't go back to like you say if you had a heroin problem you can't drink they say once you become a pickle you never go back to being a cucumber so yeah like like there's no if I pick up a drink or a drug I'm fucked if I decided I'll pick up exactly where I left off but I'm at all I want is like to make sure I'm doing enough drugs that people are walking around my fucking apartment my house who are not actually there I know people that used to be like heroin addicts that can have beer they can smoke a little bit they can get away with it man then then power to on it's dangerous why is it dangerous though I mean they're if they're free of it like okay here's a perfect example Anthony Bourdain he was a heroin addict he was a junkie full on he still likes to have a beer he likes to doesn't drink at home Perry I think is like that no you can't have heroin at drinks wine or whatever hey man power to him but hopefully you it's not the way that my family is structured they're my lineage like dad was like a broken mold of his fam dad comes from a line of like academics like phd's scholars theologians zoologists like and he broke the mold of his family by becoming a businessman and a super successful at that mom's side of the family everybody is alcoholic drug addict gambler and suicide how'd your mom and dad me partying she was super hot you know but yes so like everybody everybody my mom's side of the family is either dead or dying from alcoholism I would say I'm and my cousins I guess I don't know my one cousins a mortician yeah the cloud kind of itself I went to Clown College he went to mortician school at the same time what's clown college Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey clown college for real what do you do this is an exploding shoe [Laughter] I wanted to become a crazy stunt man right and all I really accomplished like with that you know even with all my crazy skills is drinking bong water like I couldn't get a job like and in South she's like homeless for three years just getting arrested and fuckin hospitalized almost for three years I was couchsurfing for three years I had the government says money or to try to test drugs on me for money what yeah and my me every day they do medical studies for like maybe medical studies for whatever you know like if it's gonna come in contact with the human body like toothpaste or something they got to do a medical study but if it's a toothpaste then you're not gonna get paid shit if it's fucking drugs for pigs and cows then then it's like based on how dangerous the study is the more money you get and so I wouldn't signed up for to have drugs for pigs and cows tension on me with which I which I recently found out the drugs was banned jesus fucking christ is like this was in like 19 in January of 94 you're like a house that you like you get to the knack like whoa this the last door hold on Jesus a whole nother house it was like they they want like good you know 1994 like whatever the January of 94 and then they wanted to pass this drug through the FDA called Rock dopamine hydrochloride and the goal of that they didn't know much about it except they knew that it would make the cattle like more lean like it wouldn't like increase the muscle mass decrease the fat so and but it would work the opposite way of steroids somehow and like it was so that they could appeal to a more kind of health-conscious market they could sell like leaner meat you know less fat but the thing is that if it's gonna become legal then like by the virtue of the fact that when people eat the meat they're gonna get like a minor trace of this drug and then in you know the meat now they have to not only test the drug on people but they have to test like how much can the people withstand oh son like oh my they knew that it was gonna like increase her heart rates like you know and so what the target for this study was to give it to us until somebody in the study had their resting heart rate like laying down resting I'm like a hundred and fifty beats a minute like and it turned out that I had like the fucking most badass heart in the study like the only time I went over a hundred was when the guy like monitoring my heart with like the ultrasound thing the you know like God did they show the baby on the screen like he was like taught me stories about like killing people in Vietnam or some shit yeah it was like some like you know yeah it was like telling me like war stories and that got my heart like what kind of stories was he doing I can't remember it was just like he was in the war and he killed people he's telling you all he's doing a hoax or selling your heart the same guy when he was looking at it showed like your blood like going in your heart like red and coming out of your heart blue like on the screen it was really fucking cool and and I just had like a strong heart you know he said man what a squeeze you know I like you know what a squeeze did that in Austin Texas - oh yeah yeah that was in Austin Texas at this place called pharmaco elisar right ii told you i got in the van with that guy with drove ads in Northern California to Lake Tahoe to try and get jobs washing dishes at Squaw Valley to get free snowboard passes but it wasn't snowing so then we went to fucking Colorado and I got a job like cleaning a meet room at a supermarket and that sucked so I got one with this other dude and drove to Austin Texas and slept on a roof until we got into the medical study and then we left with 2 grand and we were stoked and then like I you know wound up like getting a car and following the Grateful Dead and selling drugs and he's my gosh and I was homeless for like 3 years and and like periodically I've got my hands on cameras and do really fucked up shit but you know I was getting video footage but like ultimately like you know I just fucking it was really bombed it wasn't it didn't like after three years I couldn't take anymore and I reached out to my sister and she let me move in with her in Albuquerque and I was like I have to eat all her food and I wouldn't fucking work and no money and if I did have money I was loaded and I was loud and I think you know so when my sister found out about Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College she's like - this could be the way to get my brother the fuck out of my house like so like she told me about it like I got home and she's like how are you getting to Denver Monday and I hitchhiked from Albuquerque to Denver and I got there in two rides and just fucking mine apeshit have you written a book uh-huh okay is this all in the book totally dude my look at my books like it barely made the New York Times bestseller list but that's cuz you didn't come on here first probably yeah and if people had heard these fucking stories and knew that they were in the book oh my god barely made the bestseller list but I'm most proud of my book is my masterpiece man like on Amazon it's got like the the key middle of average rating is a full five out of five stars fucking partial stars even people who hate me and want to hate my book give it a fucking fire did you write it yourself I worked for the writer on it but but I don't think anybody has like been more involved in the collaboration like that's all so we bounce we bounce out that shit back and forth and like to it I wouldn't never use that word I don't know you know like my guy I worked my dick off on that your story's fucking insane it's like it just has layers upon layers of Tears and that's kind of like what about the fucking like the the comedy show man I'm just like really bummed like to retire like my shit you know how you're retiring it what do you mean well you know like you retire material once the fucking special company yeah we make new stuff of course yeah please it's a good opportunity for growth right you want to be a comedy factory not a comedy warehouse your comedy should kind of represent who you are right now well yeah 20 years ago it doesn't really represent who you're right fucking like I told you it's like the history's like super condensed you know like you know so that's like funny and with the story points at like on story points I have like when I say like about how I graduated from Ringling Brothers and Barnum lability Clown College but like I wasn't one of the clowns who got fucking contract with the circus so I had like borrow money to get a fucking Greyhound bus back to Albuquerque New Mexico where I hung my fancy clown costume in the fucking closet and sold shitty weed and the bags of fucking weed I saw did not weigh anywhere what they were supposed to weigh but in my life fucking sucked really bad but after I got done ripping you off like at least I would show you like a fucking epic unbelievable cool trick like this one and then like on that point like well fucking bring like the table out and I'm gonna fucking show you the most incredible bar trick ever so when did you when did you put this book out at 2011 did you go on the full tour do all these radio shows and I mean I did like radio tour like we'll see that must have helped right yeah I didn't do like terrible you know like um you need like a platform where you could just talk for hours and hours and hours right be cool if I had like a podcast - I just think that's what I'm saying right now everybody's tired of me going dude you should have a podcast t-shirt that says dude you should have a podcast right because I've seen so many people but people took you up on it not every podcast is the Joe Rogan experience like it's the most fucking annoying question ever like it will you do my podcast yeah they did not it's it's one of those things we got to kind of work at it it doesn't seem like you have to work on it like standard standup sort of the same way like oh we're doing kill Tony last night that's one of the things I wanted to tell people like it seems like it's just you talking but you have to figure out how people are perceiving you and and that's that's a big part of doing a podcast too but you would be really good at it you really just did like one a week you'd probably it would take you a year or two to run out of stories tell stories about shit that happen or what's going on yeah dude do you have like a guy that you could do it with we could bounce shit off him you have a good buddy that you thought about like five well with I've thought about doing it you know there's this fucking platform this some which might call it it's called you now one of these streaming things like periscope or meerkat but like but this is so crazy like you now and like everybody who is a user of this platform like like it has an account that they like put money into and so the way it works is like while you're streaming like you like their questions show up and think they want you to answer their questions so they'll like they've like different denominations of like money but they like give you like it can grow now agents like bullied me into doing it I've tried it right and I just sat there like just telling stories to like the fans were fucking watching and like by the end of I was on there for like thirty nine minutes and then I fucking ended the stream and it's like you just made $1,000 I felt like a fucking panhandler that is very cam girl asked yeah but if you did that all the time it would probably at least pay for a studio if you set up a studio so I mean for sure but you don't want see you don't want two people to have to pay to ask you questions I don't I did the show and the guy who promoted the show I didn't know about it something that Bryan Callen set up this guy I love that guy but these this guy had set it up and brought I love Bryan too but he doesn't pay attention to shit it's not like real good with details I had to ask him a bunch of questions about the show like hey man there's a guy who's a DJ who's saying that he's spinnin records in between us a week is there a fucking break in between us was a DJ come on I'll check I'll check it's just you and I I get there it's not just me and him it's me Hamed is a fucking MC three local comics a girl's doing 20 minutes and it was a disaster we had to clean up this giant mess his podcast no no it's a comedy show but the guy had made people pay extra to take pictures to meet us and take pictures exactly and I said do you can't do that I mean every time I would never do that and you can't do that you can't do that it's far I take pictures with everybody I'll do a theater now wait four hours and I'll shake pictures with a thousand fucking people you can't charge people an extra 20 bucks take care of me he did it on his own as a promoter and this is all shit that kaolin just didn't pay attention to the way the way I do that I'm Brian's cool about taking pictures oh yeah no he's totally cool he just didn't pay attention he just let this guy handle everything we didn't need in the first place you know what do you need you know we don't need a promoter this is Twitter that's the promoter you know let people know you're there they show up it's not that hard like what is this promoter in quotes doing what is he doing he's just trying to get his friends on the show and trying to charge extra to take pictures it was stupid but right but that's a gross model like the model of like people having one day for VIP you know all that gross shit agree the one thing there is the cell phone pictures like take fucking forever yes so what I do is I have my my website no I'd take the pictures myself and like when the fucking I'm so good at it I stole your idea we saw that Jamie comes with me to some shows and takes pictures and we better it's better just way quicker third the time it's better to if you take them yourself because that way when the flash goes off you turn the camera around he can show the people their picture so they can see it for like quiet quality control don't let him see it oh yeah cuz then they go oh my god take it again oh my god girls to like look at photos of themselves and everything's great look oh my god I hate that picture do it again yeah no no this is what you look like yeah but that's the thing is that like for me like my camera so fast boom okay oh my Oh have you don't like it at the time I don't like it so I'll take another one or whatever dude I don't like the way my teeth look so I saw them fucking like and I just want the people to be really like happy I'm getting like a bunch of cheese right man like I want them to be super happy with it because I know that when they fucking go to my website and pull it they're gonna post it on their fucking all yes and then that's that's sort of my grassroots way of letting people know what the fuck I'm doing yeah no it's smart move and I started doing it right after I heard you did I think Brian told me about it yeah and a bunch of people do that now it's a girl does that too right doesn't Gabriel go something like that somewhere that's a smart move okay now I'm like before I do my last fucking amazing stunt I'm gonna do every time thank you guys for coming out and giving me a shot at stand-up you know I'm gonna fuckin when I walk up the stage I'm not going anywhere I'm so I take a photo with every single one of you guys and here's how you get amigo to my fuckin website and I explain it real easy and I say it and one last thing if you want to get out of here a little quicker the good news is I'm a New York Times bestselling author and I've got my fucking my book and I've got my fucking like my hats my shirts and if you guys want to get any of this shit then that puts you to the front of the line so having a merch line and then a photo oh there's so many merch line first to get to the photo legs in through the gift shop and it's like just fucking Disneyland first you know and so like a lot of people would would be like oh fuck man like I don't wanna you know and I tell them egg if you don't want to get anything that's great but please just let me hang out like have a drink whatever like but and just fucking stick around and get that picture so I can thank you in person and a lot of people will think like man like you know I want to get a picture you know want to buy anything but like fuck I'll just buy something to get the fuck out here so you end up selling like way more merch you know and nobody feels like you're a dick you still stick around and take a photo with everyone and them fuckers the only problem with selling things is you get a deal with people like $20 dude like those people like oh just right but how many don't buy don't watch how many people are out there by selling fucking a1 fucking side one-color fucking shirt for 3540 bucks like Andrew Dice Clay so it sounds like a fucking one color screen drinks five shirts yeah he actually brings like five shirts and the auctions and oh sure it's like $500 and that's not kidding yeah 20 bucks for whatever but I sign every last book in the state like hey you know you can have a five-star New York Times bestseller that's autographed by the author in a picture and 20 bucks I don't feel bad about no look it's great for a book you know book for 20 bucks is a great deal you think about the amount of time it's cause you know a book amount of time that you spend being entertained by that book books you're like the greatest bargain ever yeah take days to read you know yeah I love that you have like as much as you do man because I really we gotta fucking get this paramount theater in Austin fucking packed man that show is gonna be like well you're gonna leave here and your phone's gonna be buzzing off the hook with your manager going did you say you're gonna like the Paramount on white there was like 23 people that just died recently a fire onstage it just happened again where two people in the band even died where yeah I was it Sweden or something happened it's parked on the side stage and immediately the whole place pyrotechnics dude it's not worth it we used to have those in the UFC we said these fucking giant like opening shows actually don't think we have yeah we did have fire believe but in the joel de Oliveros like his famous fighter from brazil and he was fighting in Pride and they accidentally lit him on fire and he was on his way to the to the ring and you know they do the boom when you're walking through like this gateway they like the fight and they they fucked up the timing they lit this fucking dude on fire as he's on his way into the ring and burnt him and then they said the huh you'll be back we give you the money and so you know it took like a year off healed up his fucking 18 degree burns and came back a year later and fought again do you have anything like when you go to the doctor do you have anything that that bothers you still to this day from my house done I know that's my choice I have you know I mean yours like the big teeth and shitty tattoos most of it like my esophagus is fucked I got Barrett's esophagus it's like you know like one of the warning signs for esophageal cancer I'm just like like acid reflux and I don't know drugs and shitty living and vomiting do you do take care of yourself now you know cigarettes I haven't smoked or vegetarian now right you haven't smoked in seven years Wow so when you start getting sober this yeah well I was five months sober when I gave up cigarettes and I haven't smoked weed since March 2008 so no coffee and thanks for not smoking weed for this one oh no no worries I wouldn't want to get you secondhand lambaste ed but all those people keep telling me that's bullshit but I know it's not on a pot I just I don't really give a fuck of people drink around me but like the weeks I'm like it's like the problem is it's like this smells great it smells great in it I do believe secondhand smoke gets you high I don't think it gets you as high smoking pot but I think secondhand smoke still affects you so vegan there's a whole other fuckin like there's a major other door what which other door like and this this I'm gonna fucking let people to see there's something out in Austin or at the Showtime but it's like you know eggs it's fucking good rehab and like it's so open the whole deal and then it's like all right well it's great that I've learned how to live without fucking drugs and alcohol but like now I'm going to my sex addiction a guy that he'd followed her my child or the professional cock blocker yeah I got was my D like I was like you know it's a mean joke I tell but you know I said I'm like I'm fucking 41 now I'm looking like my future and you know like I don't want to be 51 and falling apart and trying to hump everything that moves I don't want to turn into Pauly Shore I'm sure there's a few other guys just fucking ride that boat right into the rock oh good let me before I would go with Vince right right I just like honestly I believe you're married right it's like I really believe that like to be like happy you know like it's it's important to have fucking to have a life partner and not run around trying to fuck everybody and screwing him over you know I'm like that's the deal like I like how can I give so much of a fuck about animals that I won't fucking eat an animal but I have no respect for women at all you know like doesn't add up like so like on my fucking path and once I got into the meditation like I've been doing Transcendental Meditation for two and a half years now and like I couldn't you know once I got into that it like it was just like glaring like a fucking flashing red light like stop fucking screwing over chicks you know and and fucking using him up and throwing him away and just like you know like and whatever if I'm on the road like fucking hooking up with all the chicks it's just like it just became clear like that's pretty much like a path to being fucking miserable and it's a type of addiction yeah for sure like it's like anything outside like you know I've made myself like a promise I'm like okay now I'm like I want to fucking learn how to be in a healthy relationship because I feel like that's how I'm gonna be happy and so I'm gonna fuck them from here on out I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fuck random chicks on that I'm gonna stop trying to get my dick sucked everywhere you know I'd like but I couldn't do it man like everywhere walk out the fucking stage I'm not gonna go anywhere inside take a picture with everybody so the whole fucking audience basically gets in a line and it's an audition to see who gets to suck my dick the whole thing I remember like that guy gets his dick sucked no fucking he's in the program which is a sex program you need somebody to oversee both of you guys I'm stoked I'm an because now I'm like fuckin yeah I'm like I've gotten therapy like the whole dealing which is hilarious because like you know my whole story arc you know is like it's it's pretty epic you know to go from where I was at to where I'm at now you know at the end and I think at the end of the show I'm gonna have to fucking break out my old lightbulb trick and so I can slash my shit and bleed everywhere just because like to fucking to try to fucking like by the end of my fucking show it's like okay so now I'm like a fucking vegan and you know like trying not to get my dicks like clean and sober like fucking healthy eater you know meditating like the least I can do is fucking bleed all over myself out to make sure you're a vegan because you love animals that's how I got into it okay but you feed your animals animals I I do feed my dogs dog food that has fish in it and I just I just adopted a cat and the same thing right right don't just don't fucking like vegan dog food it's terrible I did it for what if they don't it's not they have to be like like at the point of hunger we're like you're willing to eat your own fucking foot this isn't that kind of fucked up you know it's like you're choosing the animals that you love you're feeding these animals of animals that were captive and I mean if you want to be like super black-and-white like PETA PETA I mean that's the reality of animals right I mean I just I don't know I hear that like the even in my fuckin canvas you know slip-on vans that there's some kind of animal products and then in the rubber right yeah a lot of like I'm not gonna not get photographed because there's animal products in the film you can't do everything a hundred percent you know like I just do the best I can and I feel better I feel better for doing it ya know it's is this the animal thing is weird when people are super self-righteous about killing animals and yet they have pets I've had a real issue with that with people that's why I like I'm like really fuckin committed to not trying to tell other people what to do you know have your man here like eat all meat you want I don't give a fuck I'm just happier myself like you know trying to my vegan what about like farm-fresh eggs or things along those lines when I was with fish and eggs they went back to being fully vegan mm-hmm but you know because I'm fuckin feel tired all the time I'm like man what is it I think it's my diet and I think it might fish and eggs then all of a sudden I'll have more energy because they don't happen know if I can have a sleep study intern that I got sleep apnea never my fat machine no I use a mouthpiece I don't see how I try the CPAP and I can't fucking do it I'll turn you on to a doctor that's please local that makes a really good one a lot of people that have it it's your tongue for I have a fat tongue ya know it's humid neck yeah and I wonder this physician like to get cleared for a TV show and she was trying the light and the back my third she said do you feel like you sleep a whole night and wake up and you're still tired I'm like yes she says well then the bag here throw it's really narrow and she knows I think that's gonna cause sleep app yeah you the holes narrow yeah I have that too and also like I talked to me about getting an operation when they take out your adenoids and your tonsils and it's pretty intense and it's it sucks for like a week but then after it's over you have a larger hole and I have larger holes better for sleeping but this serves me well do you still get up to piss as much oh yeah if I have to piss if I try not to drink before I go to bed like right pride about but if I do yeah I got a fucking big fucking water pitcher next I bet on the floor so I just picked up a piss and put it back my friend Matt Serra who is a former UFC welterweight champion when I first met him he had this gym in Long Island and he used to sleep in the basement of his gym he's just teach and then go downstairs and sleep and he had this jug right next to the bed cuz fighters will drink like gallons of water that Dedic drink water all the time to flush your system out and he would just whip his dick out I didn't even get out of bed I would turn sideways put my dick in the hole piss pull it out put the jug down right back this I did so great man this one like water pitcher like I don't have a very big dick or anything but like I don't even really like tip over man because I get Scott like about things where those classic kool-aid good to go so when you got a sleep study they put all the electrodes on your chest so many times did you wake up in an hour they said that it was actually like mild to moderate mm-hmm but I gotta get that fucking mouth yeah it's not well you should lose weight I mean engine weight is the big one I think looks like with Joey Diaz Joey Diaz uses the CPAP machine but he didn't used to have to have that it's like when he got really big that's when he really developed because the more fat you have its salt closes everything off you know right when you see people with giant jowls well guess what that fats everywhere it's inside your face it's inside your neck and all that fat will close off the hole and when you lay back and your tongue falls over that hole there's no errands right I had to wake a guy up man I was on a plane this fucking guy was not breathing for like minutes at a time and then then gagging and coughing and then I'm wake him up but I talked to him when he woke up and I said hey man have you ever gotten checked for sleep apnea because he was it was snoring the most ungodly snoring so funny motherfucker wake up I'm gonna get sued you're not worried about the kid there's got spike on his head this poor guy was freaking me out because he was making these noises and then he would go back to like and then it would be nothing no sound and I'm I'm awake because I was writing and it was on a long flight and I looked over at this guy and I'm noticing he's very overweight and it's just lying there like this no movement no breathing no no movement at all in his chest and all son like I mean he would go I mean I'm exaggerating over saying minutes but he would definitely go 40 seconds like I time did I forget what the time was but I remember being alarmed and I remember sitting up going okay I got to talk to this guy and I had my mouthpiece with me today I bring it in my dad moves your lower jaw forward no no no mine doesn't mine actually just depresses my tongue down and it keeps my tongue from falling back over my ear hole it depends on what kind of sleep apnea mmm I don't know what's the difference I don't know Joey would know more than anyone because Joey's got it real bad Joey needs the CPAP like he has to have air blow in it I love him too it's probably you smoking weed right now I'm paranoid but anyway so I the guy was like kind of stirring and moving and when he finally was like opening his eyes and looking around I talked to him and I had like a long sit-down with him I showed him the mouthpiece and I go dude you could die I go you you hold you but I was kind of film it but I thought it would be rude that is film you but I mean you're holding your breath for a long time if you ever talk to anyone about it it's like no you know my wife tells me I go dude you don't just snore you're like choking you know and there's a lot of people you don't know what happens when you go to sleep you're out and you sleep you're out and when you're out like that you're not getting any oxygen when you sleep you don't get into heavy REM sleep you're gonna get into those deep cycles you just skirt the edges and then you wake up cuz your body's gasping in panic mode and so you'll wake up after like eight hours of sleep and he's still fucking exhausted every day I feel like I could go back to bed right when I wake up you really could lose weight I mean you know that's a big social Joey Joey I mean that's a big thing with Joey's way way way overweight and he got down a while just like you did I mean Joey lost like 80 fucking pounds at one point but um he's he gets the energy from that CPAP like he feels way better like he travels with one he has this machine that he travels with that he has to check I mean so he always has to check his luggage because his carry-on is his CPAP machine so he doesn't go anywhere without checking his luggage every flight he takes Joey brings that machine with him that is his fucking that's his security system you brought up earlier you brought up Greg Fitzsimmons I don't Cosby thing what do you think about cuz I it makes me feel out weird I I don't like it it's misguided I love Greg but I think it's misguided and for folks who don't know what we're talking about Greg has decided to start stealing Bill Cosby's material and doing it openly so he does these classic Bill Cosby bits and then he lets everybody know in the middle of it that he's stealing Bill Cosby's bits to take away from him what is most precious but it doesn't really work because it doesn't you don't like if someone tries to steal some shit off of like shiny happy jihad or something like that like it's already out it's already on CD I did it and you know fucking 2006 like if you're stealing you're not taking anything away from me you're just you just you know you're just selling yourself short by stealing so like if Greg does Bill Cosby's material you don't ever take it away from him it's already recorded these are like he doesn't even do that material anymore so I don't know I don't think it's really it's active it seems like you're taking something negative and being negative about it it just doesn't seem it and I also think it's just opens the door to people go well Greg stole Bill Cosby's jokes you know and but he says it on stage they just stealing it he lets people know in the middle of it that he's stealing Bill Cosby's but Greg Fitzsimmons steals Bill Cosby's bits now he does he's doing it on purpose to try to take something from Bill Cosby like this is the idea behind it I think it sounds like Bill Cosby would be super psyched on that because it's like wow I'm getting credit for being funny and it's distracting people from yeah I think it's a gimmick I mean III see what he's like he's genuinely thinks the guy's disgusting right it's generous I mean like glorified his comedy but yeah I mean I don't get it either I don't know I just I don't know maybe if I had him on and Greg I'll have monsoon and he's gonna be on soon I guess we're talking about doing something within the next couple weeks so maybe he'll explain it better I just I wouldn't want to have anything to do with it you know you know I'd say this up fascinating there's some lady that was on who was a legal expert who was discussing it and she said he might be the most prolific serial rapist in history which is fucking insane it's insane to look at it that way that this guy mr. Huxtable you know the fucking guy from the TV show the guy who had the squeaky clean comedy the guy who did the bit about you know the football players saying hi mom to his son on TV this guy was like wholesome mr. America in a sweater but he said none of these girls like the next morning well god what the fuck happened he raped me I am going to to the police and this is all you know kind of like wishy-washy like yeah I kind of felt weird that night but no one really went right to the police though did they um I don't know I don't know it seems weird it sounds like it seemed weird me seems like a lot of people just kind of I don't know well listen man if you're a girl okay look at it this way you're some young girl who's trying to make it in show business and you're you know you get brought into his office because you know his you know he knows your parents or something that was a lot of the situation like he there was one of one situation was there was like a modeling company and he would contact the Milan company to get people on his show like he was looking to cast but roles that didn't even exist and you have them in casting yeah he would bring them into his office and drug them like would you like a cappuccino and give them a cappuccino and fuck them I mean just drug them I don't know it seemed saying if that were to happen though like four hours later this goes like I just went there for an interview I had a cappuccino and if you fucked me like you'd go right to the know this is why this is why no because I think well I was gonna say is like these these are young girls that are probably completely overwhelmed that they're even in his presence like they can't even believe that they're meeting Bill Cosby so you're insanely starstruck then the fact that he's touching you puts you into a state of shock like you're fucked and then you're confused because you wake up and you're you were drugged you don't know what happened and then you're embarrassed and horrified of it I mean there's so many extra skills mister Huxtable exactly it's like he's this is before the internet man you know for girl like that if that happened today a girl go on her Facebook page and say today I went on an audition with Bill Cosby and he drugged me and raped me and like whoa like BAM that takes off and he goes viral but back then man if you go to the fucking police they might not say shit or money they might go to Cosby and Cosby we might sue you but you got to realize some women did and in 2005 he actually paid off women and he that's why this all got more serious lately is because they released the transcripts and the transcripts said that he admitted that he had drugged these girls he admitted it so this this did go to cops and it didn't go out to the public so it's like it's not kind of weird it's just the amount of power and money this got I mean Bill Cosby is like a billionaire I mean the amount of money that guy has is insane and the amount of power that kind of money has were you talking about just teams of lawyers that just try to figure on any sort of attack that they could do to try to mitigate any of the issues that are going on with people accusing him of all this crazy you know rape shit it's like he fought it for a long time he hasn't really publicly denied any of it no he hasn't denied it at all he hasn't denied it all he just doesn't talk about it you know he one of the weirdest things that he said he did this one interview and he said in all my years of show business I've never seen anything like this yeah well that's called free speech this is what's going on now like you you everyone can talk now like now people can get on line and talk about crimes that you committed it's like you can't hide behind lawyers anymore you can't threaten them you know you can't you you and you're a girl you're barely paying your bills you know you're barely getting by and he offers you twenty thousand dollars or a hundred thousand dollars just shut the fuck up and you have to sign some written agreement and says you never speak about this again you take that money that's what they do and that's what they did in 2005 and I don't know how much they got paid but is probably even more than that probably a million I mean when you when you're worth what that guy's made in his career I'm who knows what he's got left but but someone a hundred thousand here a hundred thousand there for a guy like that there's nothing he could silence a lot of shit but just keeping people quiet with money you know and that's probably what happened when things came up yeah I don't know and then there's also people feet with fear of being blackballed you know being blackballed from show business when you're a struggling actress and you're barely getting by the difference between Bill Cosby talking badly about you and accusing you of being a liar like who's gonna listen to you and who's gonna listen to him they got to think that most people gonna listen to Bill Cosby and that could wreck your career before it ever gets started just sink your ship and it seems like a lot of these girls that he preyed on were trying to make it in show business that was a big part of like what he would attack he would go after these girls that were trying to become actresses and he was like a mentor figure that was like the angle that he was presenting start shit man yeah how'd we get on that I take one piss we're talking about Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons and his Bill Cosby strategy yeah I don't know it's a little misguided I think I don't know I mean maybe Greg's got a better point maybe we need to let him articulate it it's the darkest thing in all of the history of stand-up comedy I think I mean or close to it you know I mean what else there was that Vince champ guy that was raping college girls and he got caught he would say like horrible shit to them like pray for me and stuff like while he's fucking them that guy's in jail for the rest of his life Cosby he's just out running around I mean it doesn't seem like there's any charges are being put up against him and as far as I know there's only one woman that the the rape happened inside the statute of limitations I don't know what the statute of limitations is but I think it's like six or seven that's it that seems fucked I think a rape I think it's seven years but that's kind of like whoa you know it's a little wishy-washy meaning like if you've you raped somebody and you have great proof eight years later I'm sure there's still gonna I don't know I don't think that's the case I think a statute of limitations is pretty rock-solid like what is it yeah it's not it's it's law you know I don't know it's fucked up we've talked about that so many times it's a it's a subject that's been beaten to death but if it seems like it's so significant that you kind of have to beat it to death it's hard to believe magic that was like your dad or something like that imagine you know if you found that your dad was a fucking serial rapist or your mom even your mom's drug and dude that's sucking their dicks I saw you do about if your son came home from school and told told you that his teachers dick called the cops it was my son called the police cause uh how does someone ever find out that a female teacher molested kid one of those pussies has to open his mouth my son did that out I would be postal you're fine okay it's just there's a giant difference sheet a woman molesting a boy and a man molesting a girl and I don't think it should be encouraged but it's certainly not the same right did you hear about anonymous releasing all the KKK members information supposedly there's a lot of US senators I applaud you anonymous I feel like a notice over all across the board does more good shit yeah I don't I hear very very few bad accusations on their part almost everything they do I agree with I love it like it good fuck the KKK fuck all those crazy fucking Stone Age assholes who give a shit about the origin of birth of your great-great-great grandparents you know you're not pule you're not of the Pew of race it's gonna be interesting though because supposedly there's some Ferguson police that are involved in this and it the whole list officially gets released and I think next week or this hood you want Browns on it well they could just put your name on it man if somebody wanted to fuck with you steve-o's in the KKK what yeah you you've you've kind of morphed it's really fascinating I mean seeing you go from being this wild crazy ketamine snortin psychopath jumping off roofs and shit and damage you by to being this vegan who's trying to live a kind life and trying to be nice to people and you don't want to randomly hook up with girls cuz you want to have a meaningful relationship and man taking care of animals and fuck SeaWorld it's really amazing to see he's become this every once in a while I got to do something pretty fucked up just to make sure that well I didn't meet you until you were sober right you know I missed the crazy train I've kept it pretty crazy sober to them yeah no no doubt yeah I mean just explaining what you're planning on doing it before they found out about it do you think there's gonna be a jackass jackass 4k or something like that I don't think so man but old and her fucking injury last one was so great how come I'm working my dick off to get my own movie oh yeah yeah like sort of sort of like the bad grandpa format but so much thought was bad grandpa good oh yeah that was a funny funny funny I cried when he got his dick stuck in that machine oh my god it was one of the funny that was a funny fucking movie that I was really good I don't think got enough credit I really don't think you got as much credit as it deserved I think it did well it was number one but it's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life and when you talk about like funny all-time movies very few people bring up bad grandpa I think they should I think it's a goddamn epic movie there's some kids shitting on the wall and when he's dancing that kids awesome I love the kid in there when he goes to the black Club and he's with all the ladies and he's dancing come on it's fucking epic moving yeah did you have a movie that worked out or Yemenite too much yeah I'm gonna like keep the cards close to chest yeah dude but but I got a deal with a big-time movie producer guys oh snap yes now weird and I got and taking it and like getting it written and then get the director and then take it to the studios kind of a deal so we were talking about this the the stammers it's definitely the fuck on back we're talking about the damage you've done to your body before you went off to pee and you said esophagus other than that like pretty margins and joints and back that joints are all good that's crazy what about Knoxville is he okay he's Kevin Smith back issues I think stuff from that bowl I wish when he went blindfold the bull right now a yak about how that was a dad I don't think that he got particularly hurt on that I think that one thing one thing that did a lot of damage to him was early early dropping in on the skateboard halfpipe like them one of the big vert ramps mm-hmm and he just like I mean just fell straight to the flat bottom and like I remember like hearing that like you know he turns is like turning the car like hurts his shoulders fuck he definitely did more damage because like he didn't have like the benefit of growing up like falling off a skateboard sort of learning how to fall down like you know like when he'd like a lot of us are like sort of you know I mean I'm like you know sort of circus clown Acrobat you know lifelong fuck i buy trades yeah so yes I'm kind of more like like I'm better at falling down without getting hurt Knoxville mite falls down I just meet hitting the ground in the worst way which is why his shits always the best oh yeah that makes sense because you can do flips and all that shit you know how to fall with your body yeah more like a cat when it's down do it and Knoxville is just you know I think that he's probably in worse shape but then again the same time I think that you know he he takes good care of me sobbing you know I think maybe he's done some bending I get some disk issues mmm yeah I've got a gang of those I did my own stunts for this accidentally did my own stunts for this Kevin James movie I was in excitement I suck at riding bikes I had to ride a bike and I had hit him with a flag which Kevin James is zookeeper and I was the guy that I'm telling about is one who did that movie which guy Todd garner oh the guy who the pros I know Todd yeah dude I love time so I had to hit the brake while I was like riding a bike and I was hitting him with this flag but I'm hitting the front brake and when you you know you hit the front brake if it locks you go flying over the top and I did it like three times asked if we wound up using that in the movie instead of the stuntman because I just want to go fucking fly but I'm pretty good at falling there's a life-long you know martial artist so although like that I knew when I hit the ground that you can't just hit the ground you got to kind of like but you really have a real strong appreciation for stunt people when you do something like that because I go well I got through this luckily without getting hurt but if I had to do this every fucking day or you know every week some new thing where you've fallen off of a building or jumping off of a fucking moving car that potential for damaging yourself is super high now you hear about those people dying it's always like some movie that no one's gonna give a fuck about some racing motorcycle scene a Steven Seagal movie and someone dies you know I mean you got a when you watch those crazy action movies think about that appreciate the fact that those people they literally put their physical health and their life on the line for your entertainment you know I didn't think about it too much until I just fucked up and fell a few times on a bike in a movie you know it's like those guys do it on purpose all the time yeah that's right ma'am it's fucking hard gig man that's a harder said the fucking paramount all right ladies and gentlemen let's wrap this bitch up steve-o steve-o on Twitter Paramount Theater November 21st Austin Austin Texas I will be in Denver at that time I'm at the Belko theater on November 21st with the great Ian Edwards and then 20th I'm in Madison Wisconsin on the 20th all that shit is on my website Joe Rogan net in the tour section Brian we got going on Wednesday we're at The Comedy Store me and you oh that's right it's Tullio secret show and also means a secret secret guests yeah it's some secret guest I've never really grows with Bosch hopefully an awesome Antonia bringing kill Tony to Pittsburgh and Ohio Thanksgiving week it's November 27th we'll be in Pittsburgh in November 29th in Ohio good to desk watch TV click on towards yee-haa all right you fucks I got a podcast in one hour with Chris Ryan so I'll see you then bye bye big kiss I did thanks Joe [Music]

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Channel: PowerfulJRE

Views: 5,494,681

Rating: 4.7695489 out of 5

Keywords: Joe Rogan (Celebrity), Steve-O (Celebrity), Joe Rogan Experience, Ultimate Fighting Championship (Sports Association), UFC, JRE, JRE #717, Comedy (Theater Genre), Comedian (Profession), Deathsquad, Freak Party, Brian Redban, Jackass: The Movie (Award-Winning Work), Jackass Number Two (Film), Jackass 3D (Film), Stand-up Comedy (TV Genre)

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Length: 150min 12sec (9012 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 03 2015

Reddit Comments

"Whales are like Sea People"

Good observation, Joe.

👍︎︎ 32 👤︎︎ u/echojams 📅︎︎ Nov 04 2015 🗫︎ replies

"Jim Morrison ain't got shit on me" & "One of them was a skatepark" killed me

👍︎︎ 28 👤︎︎ u/the_smegma_of_christ 📅︎︎ Nov 04 2015 🗫︎ replies

As someone who's drowning in too many podcasts, props to everyone who gives reviews on each episode. So far y'all been on par with the quality reviews.

👍︎︎ 22 👤︎︎ u/biobossx99 📅︎︎ Nov 04 2015 🗫︎ replies

http://www.amazon.com/Professional-Idiot-Stephen-Steve-O-Glover/dp/B0071UFDKO

Link to his book. Definitely worth a read. And they talk about it in the podcast

👍︎︎ 13 👤︎︎ u/meiguess 📅︎︎ Nov 04 2015 🗫︎ replies

I absolutely lost it when Joe couldn't stop laughing about the guy break-dancing in his doo-doo.

👍︎︎ 25 👤︎︎ u/ForgotAboutMike 📅︎︎ Nov 04 2015 🗫︎ replies

This had so many funny moments where I was laughing hard out loud. Great episode today and with Chris Ryan. Great to see Redban as well.

👍︎︎ 6 👤︎︎ u/simon160389 📅︎︎ Nov 04 2015 🗫︎ replies

One of my favorite episodes, Joe did a great job in just letting a guy like Steve-O roll with his stories...man does this guy have tons of them. Awesome work.