Joe Rogan Experience #2161 - Tony Hinchcliffe

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day what's it like to be the king of the world Telly hitch B I got to talk some [ __ ] you're killing it man it's exciting it's an exciting time for you yeah I hope you're enjoying it oh I'm having a blast is it weird does it feel weird kind of cuz I wasn't expecting like a big uh a big moment or like a different boom a different outside thing cuz I'm just content here chilling I had my kill Tony stuff and all of our stuff and but yeah it's awesome it's so interesting to watch it was funny that Brian Simpson said that he was with you at the store and he said he W he goes I watched Tony hinch become real famous in real time yeah like you could see like with the first show you're warming up getting ready for the roast then after the roast people just going crazy yeah it was weird I got bumped by another comedian my first night at the store and then I was the special guest super treat the rest of the week like it was like I was the secret weapon kind of so I was UN bumpable we should be bumped anyway bumping is horseshit yeah bumping is a thing that it it's was around the store back in the old days and they should have got rid of it a long time ago you know it's one thing if like some Superstar Dave Chappelle type Chris Rock Character wants to pop in Louis CK's in town right and they want to do 15 minutes you know that's all great but what what used to happen at the store is you would get these comedians that were just doing it for an ego Flex they were just doing it because they wanted to be able to bump other folks on the roster and then they would do like a [ __ ] 45 minute set and ruin the timeline of the Show everybody's supposed to do 15 minutes there's like [ __ ] 16 people on the show it's a long ass show well how many people are on 16 is it 16 I don't know if it still is it might be 14 or 12 or something pmic yeah it's crazy that some people will sit there from show open they will sit there from 8:00 p.m. and they will be there till 2: a.m. I've seen it oh yeah I've seen it many of times some people are just like especially those uh tourists comedy tourists yeah had come there from Australia and Ireland and [ __ ] yeah they don't want to miss anything we're getting a lot of those at the Mothership man there's a lot of people from other countries they're telling me they're flying in for this all the time it's wild they come in they do like a weekend then they go do T kill Tony and then they'll do like one of our shows it's [ __ ] crazy yeah I always ask now during the uh commercial break where I get to talk directly to the Kil Tony audience and I ask how many of you live in Austin Texas Make Some Noise how many of you flew in just for this and it's always a bigger pop isn't that wild yeah it's like this City's become like a vacation destination for standup mhm for the art I think I think you can come here and listen to live music the best and Live Comedy and get to see a lot of [ __ ] freaks yeah it's just [ __ ] what a time we're in man yeah boy did we get lucky I mean we just keep getting lucky dude having Shane here is the is is a death blow oh yeah to the other cities took him out on his first boat trip on um Sunday and we drank of course if you would Shane you're drinking did you drink Bud Lights or did you drink real alcohol I drank whiskey Cokes he drank Bud Lights we always we always [ __ ] meet yeah that dude can put them away do not [ __ ] around with Shane Gillis do not try to drink with Shane Gillis my God we had so much fun cracking up man listening to Drake on the river that's awesome he's the best yeah it's so nice having him here and it's so nice having Joey here all the time now Joey's coming again in a week unbelievable yeah I was just with him in New Jersey yeah he was so hilarious he was so hilarious at the fights he was out of his mind that's what I was telling Lewis is like even the few people that we you know really want that haven't moved here are coming here all the time like it's a Vegas residency or something like that yeah Theo was there too at the fights and he's coming in July yeah so we'll we'll do more stuff with him too yeah it's just we're we're lucky [ __ ] dude I mean it I say it all the time but it's almost like the universe wanted this to Happ happen this way it just seems like every light just turned green right when we got up to it unbelievable didn't make sense like this isn't going to work green light this is going to work green light this hey this might work green light oh [ __ ] it's happening green light it's wild yeah and it's a special [ __ ] place man yeah I love this city with all my heart I you know I never thought I would leave LA and then when the [ __ ] hit the fan and riots and governments and you realize taxes are absolutely insane for what we were getting and I feel more at home here than I ever did there and I was there for almost 20 years yeah but when the planes landing and you look out the right side and you see downtown Austin instead of downtown LA it feels more like oh yeah it's a better place for comedy too in terms of like you you don't have the traffic it's not a grind it's the middle of the country so if you want to travel to other cities it's easy to get to the situation is amazing there's so many clubs there's cab City there's Creek in the cave there's the Vulcan there's a sunset trip there's the mothership there's what else the the black rabbit black rabbit um room Shakespeare it's crazy it's crazy it's a amazing situation it's like you know and you realize like you don't have to you don't have to live like that you don't have to be stuck in this crazy city of insane traffic and crime Prime right I can see five comedy clubs from my windows and where I live and I don't even think anybody in New York has that I don't think you can look down and see five comedy clubs from where you're at at any given point look New York has more clubs and more people and New York's awesome it's not a contest right you know it's not a contest it's like that whole like New York is the best I don't know if you like it it's the best like it's whatever's the great whatever's great for you right but this is a crazy place right now now and you know La used to be crazy and now LA's just a a [ __ ] steaming pile it's on fire it's just [ __ ] speaking of fire did you see this guy you know what that is uhuh uh in Mexico oh we need to Google this too because uh Mexico has a new president and I heard that 30 plus presidental candidates were assassinated oh that might be just a Tik Tok meme so I have to find out so let's find out in real time but the sky the reason why the sky is so cloudy looking that's smoke from wildfires in Mexico oh wow yeah they did a controlled burn and they whoops oh boy they whoop seized whoops 37 excuse me Claudia shine bomb uh was elected the country's first female president after a bloody election campaign that saw 37 candidates assassinated and that's our neighbor we live next to a [ __ ] crack house that's on fire a crack house on fire run by a Jew the a first a lady first lady uh more than three dozen candidates were assassinated including a local government candidate in central pla State who was killed on Friday increasing the total number of those killed to 37 who the [ __ ] would want to run for office in Mexico dude that is so crazy that's so crazy look how few people look 20,000 positions to fill and 70,000 candidates if you have 20,000 positions in America how many candidates you have probably a lot more CU nobody's getting assassinated that would be one way to start fitting in the herd yeah taking them out I mean how far away I mean sounds crazy right this is Mexico it's not America we don't how far away are we from like seeing another JFK type situation man I mean Jesus [ __ ] could be close seems like there's a candidate that the government really doesn't want yeah there's one guy what's his name yeah one guy who went to the UFC this weekend and got like a 30 second Standing Ovation yep almost as big as Dave in Ohio but not quite right not quite they're changing the tone on this I mean like you know they're doing it they want to try to make him look like a bad guy but people just aren't stupid anymore I mean there's obviously still like half the country doesn't get it but yo so many so many rappers so many rappers are showing support for Trump now it's crazy yeah CU now he's got a felony right right I mean like now they realize also he's getting trapped by the system just like everybody's been rapping about being trapped by the system this [ __ ] system and you watch it happen with him exactly yeah I was just talking about this is like they I don't think they were counting on the black voter being like hey they just [ __ ] that guy that's what they do to us yeah that's what they do to everybody and they pretend they're there for you while they're l in immigrants and you know what man here's the problem here's the real problem Republicans won't be the solution either kids the the problem is people in a position of power the Republicans seem like they are your solution but it's just because the people in power right now are the Democrats whenever the Democrats are out and the Republicans are in everybody is dying for a Democrat I remember when Bush was president after the second term everybody's like good Lord can we get a [ __ ] reasonable Democrat in here before this country goes christian Nationalist and [ __ ] and goes crazy and starts every war yeah and then Obama comes in like oh things going to be great but it kind of seems like kind of the same you know and The Whistleblower protection that he promised actually probably like one of the worst on Whistle blowers ever drone strikes kind of a shitload of drone strikes yeah the whole thing was Bonkers it's just the same structure with a different face it's Bill hicks's joke Bill hicks's joke about uh I think the puppet on the left is to my liking why more align with the puppet on the right hey there's one guy and he's holding both puppets that's that's what we're dealing with we're dealing with money we're dealing with money and power and it it you know if you think that that's where a person like a trump character does make a difference though cuz he truly does not give a [ __ ] and especially now after all they've done to him just all the things he survived think this guy was beloved beloved until he's about 70 years old yeah and that's when he starts running for president actually he was a little bit mocked before that while Obama was in office because he was one of those people that was a birther yeah you know he was a I'm one of those people that I don't give a [ __ ] where you were born as as long as you're not actually a undercover terrorist you know if you're like clearly like a regular person that just happened to be born in Nigeria or happen born in Saudi Arabia but now you're here you went to school here you got friends here you got family here you love it here America's the [ __ ] you could be president like I don't really think that you have to be born on a certain patch of dirt to run it that seems like Viking [ __ ] it seems like that seems so old yeah that seems so dumb what about the 3 thing is that the age yeah that's a good age up until I was 50 I was [ __ ] so so I don't think I don't think I don't think that's a bad thing I think 35 is good just for humans I think you need you need a certain amount of life experience you need a certain amount of trials and tribulations character testers a lot of Education a certain amount of like changing your perspective on the World cuz we all do that as like as a young man I was very liberal super super liberal you know I mean I just anything the Democrats believed I believed never interested in anything the Republicans had to say all they wanted to do was like shove God down your throat and stop abortions totally that's what I was no I was so with I mean 100% with you on that that's brainwashing too right I was super liberal until I got my first paycheck in the state of California then everything started changing yeah people get rich they get real quick yeah yeah but not there's a lot of really rich people that are Democrats which is interesting cuz they got so much money they can vote Democrat they got so much money they don't even try to protect it California is considering a 30 cents per gallon tax on the miles or 30 cents per mile because so many people have electric cars so the gas tax is losing money and they want everybody to have electric car by 3035 or 203 3035 actually be realistic 202 2035 is crazy there's like not enough there's not we don't have enough stuff we can't build all those cars like what are you going to do with all the cars that are gas you know how many cars there are there's more cars than there are people there's more cars here than there are people oh that makes sense oh yeah well lot more well first of all there's people like me that have a bunch of them they throw it off you know that's that throws off the divorce thing too you know people say you know 60% of all marriag is in a divorce right but a lot of those are people that just get divorced a gang of times they go all Jennifer Lopez on the deal and just like I'm in Forever [ __ ] you yeah you new person I'm in Forever [ __ ] you and then she might have another one on her hands yeah looks like she's going down again yeah Ben something was up with him at that roast he bombed oh my goodness you can't bomb if you're married to Jennifer Lopez you can't strike out you can't bomb you can't fall when you're walking up a flight of stairs or no [ __ ] right this is just how it works you want the Viking queen alpha female yeah if you want to yeah that's what you get man she's still that way and she's like what 51 she crazy hot crazy hot at 51 yeah Ben was a hang there deer in headlights he hung in there he tried his best but yeah he stood out on that roast maybe it'll be over I mean U maybe they their turbulence maybe they'll get through it this time maybe they don't want to do it again because they they were they were together 20 years ago you just got to figure out like how to be who you are when you really like each other like remember in the beginning isn't that fun you appreciate each other figure out how to recapture that because that's still the same person so people get sick of each other you ever get sick of a guy you work with and you quit the job and you're like I [ __ ] miss that dude you know they they become a part of your little Community yeah that's why I keep working with redb I love that dude he's a character there's only one of those dudes mhm you See's new tattoo yeah he showed everybody by the end of the night I was going around going hey did you see red band's new tattoo did you see red he was just showing everyone wasted last night we had another Banger of an episode it's a miracle that I'm awake right now who was the guest it was Lis Jay Gomez and S volcano oh nice s was on the podcast last week he's great it was great he's a good dude man he's fun real [ __ ] super nice guy yep the bucket was the story though we got some great new comedians out a new golden ticket winner as I have to see LS do standup I haven't seen him in a while I heard he's killing it I heard he's doing really well Duncan saw him at the creek and he said dude he was so funny he was really laughing hard he goes I was really impressed that's great there was uh can't remember who was headlining this weekend but he was doing a clean set cuz he's doing a special Mike Mike veton that's right and he's doing a clean hour because I don't know why why is Mike doing a clean hour yeah but so he asked Lewis to be clean and I and me and Matt were in The Green Room we're like wait lwis is up and he's supposed to be clean let's see what he's doing the first thing we hear is like nice ballsy [ __ ] or something like that we're we were dying this is not going to be clean right first of all you shouldn't ask a guy to be clean you can't ask a guy to especially a guy who literally is on a show called Legion of skanks yeah yeah he has a a festival of you're called skankfest yeah skank Fest M you can't ask them to be clean also veon is so [ __ ] funny it don't matter what go bombs could go off before his set and he'll go up there and kill yeah it's not going to affect people fall into your Rhythm yeah they're they're grown-ups but we used to think back in the day that uh clean people couldn't follow dirty people that was always the thought I think that's a dumb thought like Jim Gaffin can follow anybody it does not matter he gets into his rhythm and then he does his thing and he puts you in his mind and then you're you're Off to the Races like Brian Regan same deal that whole thing about like clean or dirty like who [ __ ] cares Sebastian another great example who cares just be funny he's just funny oh yeah just if if if Sebastian started talking about getting his dick sucked it would be funny too that's just funny that would be fun a dirty Sebastian special yeah if one if like apocalypse breaks out this is a few stand Sebastian starts doing roids now he's he's got a gun carries a gun on his hip if we go like full Mad Max yeah that's happening in Mexico kids 37 candidates assassinated that is basically the doorway to Mad Max that's crazy 37 candidates assassinated and all imagine if that was happening in America well what's scary is like what are what is that lady that the question becomes what's the winner going to do that the other 307 you're not going to do you're not going to be a rebel Rebels don't live right you know that country is run by money just like this country is run by money but instead of the military-industrial complex it's the supplying Americans with drugs yeah that's what it is that complex it's not the military-industrial complex and the pharmaceutical drug companies they run this it's just money it's the same thing and in Mexico they make their own laws because everything's illegal and so they are running things with selling us drugs and until we make drugs legal which nobody wants to do that's going to continue to happen because you're not going to stop people from wanting to do drugs and you're not going to stop people from selling them drugs it's you're not going to especially if they're from another country especially if they're running that country and they've been doing it so long they've amassed so much resources and money they have tanks they have anti-aircraft Weaponry they have everything man they have [ __ ] hundreds of billions of dollars like who knows how much money they have right if you added up all the cartels in Mexico well I bet the Jewish president knows exactly how much money they knows I bet she knows I bet she knows I bet they know where she sleeps and I bet I bet she follows the rules yeah I guess I guess you have to like if you want to be president of Mexico that is a totally different proposition they Kennedy 37 people a year oh my God they're so crazy unbelievable how close we are to them yeah you can walk there yeah you could walk there like cam hannes has run like longer distances and races especially if you're down in South Texas my friend uh who lives in South Texas had a guy die on his property oh wow yeah probably dehydrated or sick or something and just couldn't make it it was in the heat I only went to Mexico once we were in San Diego and we drove down and the first thing I saw was a dead body leaning against the the rock with that split that says this side's America this side's Mexico yeah and we were high as [ __ ] so like we were immediately like was he going back did he drown coming in no he he was uh he was just dead he was just a de dead old Mexican guy oh like old age dead well probably DEH I mean it could have been anything who knows I have no idea but he you know doctor no he was arms crossed with a thing over his head oh Jesus and um so they had him like he was literally arms crossed laid there next to the Rock like a corpse maybe somebody didn't have money for a funeral like hey Grandpa's been real take care love you let somebody figure this out yeah that's you know how much money a [ __ ] funeral costs that's the thing Joey Diaz hit me to he goes you know what a [ __ ] scam is these [ __ ] Mory homes and the funeral homes and all that [ __ ] you have to do it you have to do it even if someone wants to be cremated you have to embal them so you have to pay for that and then you have to pay for a coffin and then they try to upsell you don't you want a Cadillac of a coffin for gry gry always like red velvet he was the king he dressed gry up in his nicest suit in a red velvet look and it cost you $40,000 for the whole thing you're like what am I doing my buddies pulled a big Labowski we had a comedian that we all started with named skeezy and he passed away um and nobody in his family wanted to claim the ashes so Benji and Matt Edgar were like well we'll put him somewhere he loved Venice Beach let's take him to the beach so Benji goes to the Venice Beach Mortuary or whatever picks up the N they go to the ocean and Matt's kind of watching Benji and he goes like waste high in the water and he dumps out ske's ashes and it all just starts to compile all around Benji and Matt's laughing and [ __ ] Benji's cracking up and as he gets out like the ashes are like following him so they're like all over his body so he had to go shower in one of those Venice Beach like public showers to get the ashes off him from what I heard someone told who was who are they talking to there was some podcast were talking about God of wish I could remember so I give them credit but there was some podcast where they were talking about what you're what you're really getting when you get Grampy's ashes it's like you can Ash that just sitting in the bottom of this furnace it's not necessarily your grandpa they don't like clean it out perfectly right no one's watching no one gives a [ __ ] also what it really looks like when they burn someone when they burn the body you have like fragments of bone and [ __ ] is a lot see if you can find like images of what it looks like when they actually cremate someone but the guy was like you're not getting ashes and not only that sometimes they just throw other stuff in there like cement you get cement you like they don't give a [ __ ] like it's just it's symbolic right it's just a dumb thing we do what you're supposed to do is let that body feed life we're so stingy we don't even let our bodies feed life so that's what it really looks like look what it looks like it's bones and chips and [ __ ] ew Theo had a mortician on before oh maybe it was did he say that I don't know specifically I was trying to look I bet that's exactly what it is no I'm thinking about it I don't know it could have been any either way there was someone was saying that a lot of the stuff you're getting in there in disre I'm not saying all of them of course some of them I'm sure it's your gry but other disreputable ones they don't give a [ __ ] they'll throw [ __ ] kitty litter in there here go worship the kitty litter you [ __ ] idiot they don't care they're just doing this in and out and in and out and here's the other thing do you know how many guys wind up [ __ ] the female corpses no do you know that this has been an issue uh-uh yeah my friend claims that when he was young that they went to a funeral home and that the guy came to like they were ringing the doorbell the guy wouldn't come they're knocking on the door it was like for someone in their family that was dead and the guy was in the back and came out he was sweaty and out of breath and they were like what the [ __ ] is this guy doing he was acting super [ __ ] sketchy and really weird and they think he was back there with one of the corpses oh yeah he goes he just felt like he just [ __ ] somebody I go really he goes when you think about it it's like these women are hot and they're they haven't deteriorated and no one's around oh come on yes there's rig mortise and stuff it's it's hard are you sure yeah it's got to be it's got to be like reported cases of employees sexually abusing dead bodies are relatively rare yeah if they get caught prac the most prolific necrophiliac do you remember the one that uh the bit Kennison had oh my God it was how I found out about Kennison I I found out about it through a girl I worked with this girl I work with reenacted kennison's bti about homosexual necrophiliacs paying money to morticians to spend a few hours undisturbed their freshest male corpse so Kennison like did this bit where you ever see the bit oh it's a [ __ ] classic dude it's a classic see if you can find the bit that play it and then we'll just edit it out [ __ ] YouTube yeah they're tricky man we got to [ __ ] play the game listen they're awesome they're awesome they have the best pod for him I mean it's the most accessible it's so easy to share the sharing things is huge cuz you don't really share Netflix movies and stuff I tell people here it is Si thing wow what a bit Yeah so this girl that I work with this was at uh the Boston Athletic Club she got down in the parking lot and she was lying on her stomach she like oh oh I mean life keeps [ __ ] in the ass even even after your dead it never ends she's like doing and I'm howling laughing at her doing an impression of Kennison that's how I found out about Sam Kennison wow yeah [ __ ] amazing that was before I was even thinking about doing comedy I was 19 wow yeah I was like wow that's crazy what was he doing yeah I just like what I remember watching him for the first time going oh that's comedy to like I always loved comedy I always used to watch The Tonight Show like when Richard Jenny would be on or Feld would be on I love The Tonight Show I love stand up like evening The Improv like when I was like I wasn't even 21 I went to uh see Jerry Seinfeld with this girl I was dating we're just sitting there like wow seeing comedy then I went to but I always thought comedy was that it was like the TV comedy you know and then there was Richard Pryor and then there was Eddie Murphy but I never thought like sick [ __ ] could be funny until I saw Kennison I was like oh my God yeah like that's a thing that's I didn't know that was comedy too right no I'm with you I was a Jim Jim Carrey guy and you know when I was young the funny faces and all the silly noises and stuff and everything and uh and then when he did man on the moon and I saw that darker side of things and Andy gets fired from The Improv right at the beginning of the movie and I realized right then that he was making money performing in front of live audiences and I'm like what the [ __ ] is that that's wait so there's like a lower level before The Tonight Show and stuff right and I started going to libraries and stuff to look up books on Andy Kaufman I would look up Andy Kaufman and find any book that mentioned them I went down this crazy dark Rabbit Hole I used to go to Jerry's Deli all the time uh that place was awesome it was a great place because it's 24 hours you could always go there after shows and they had a photo of Andy Kaufman on the wall so it's Andy Kaufman when he worked there mhm so Andy Kaufman while he was on Taxi took a job at Jerry's Deli just to wait tables yeah just to like be weird yeah so people would be getting their [ __ ] tables cleaned up and they're like wait what are you the is that lka or whatever his name was yeah what was his name lka gravis yeah and that's back when look at him he's [ __ ] working there while he was on Taxi yeah back when there was only three chain so there's not a ton of famous people right exactly yeah boy you had to hang out with famous people back then cuz nobody understood nobody got you yeah you know Jesus Christ imagine like a famous person like a John balushi back then crazy too much pressure well the shows the amount of people that will watch those shows too he used to bust tables at a restaurant at the height of his Fame on the television show taxi caufman would stay in character as a humble bus boy always denying that he was Kaufman oh Jerry's Jerry's went under the Studio City one went under too oh God they closed them all are they all done MH yeah God damn it yeah we were stuck on to Norms when I was there a few weeks ago how is Norms it does if if you're hungry enough to go to Norms at 3:00 or 4 a.m. then it's just fine my favorite is Canter yeah can caners is the [ __ ] that is the quintessential Jewish deli like they're Reuben their pastrami Reuben off the charts yeah off the charts they have the best pastrami in the city as far as I've had like Jerry's was really good caner is just one level above it totally one level you me feel the cholesterol like right in your veins yeah it's just the sour crowd and the [ __ ] Russian dressing and the oh the rye bread come on God come on I've been eating like such [ __ ] lately that's spaghetti that spaghetti and meatball from Boa here [ __ ] me up dude spaghetti with wagu meatballs you been going that a lot I I've had it twice since then and it's like I I had I have to stop because it's literally like heroin I feel like [ __ ] afterwards I feel like [ __ ] the next day it's like crazy I don't know what the hell they have in that [ __ ] pasta it must be a th% like Heisenberg level gluten because it is addictive and makes you feel terrible but it makes you so happy for the for the 6 minutes that it takes me to eat the entire dish just it up 30 hours yes yes it's the closest thing I'd imagine a heroin that there is of course there's probably a bunch of people on heroin but isn't that similar to getting drunk you know you get if you drink a little bit you feel great while it's happening and the next day like I'm never doing that again yeah I do that all the time I did that last night yeah it's the same thing I ate with uh Joey Friday night in New Jersey went to his spot ILO there is nothing like East Coast Italian food y it is a a different thing 100% it's a different level it's a different level that IL needo place I would fly in to go to that place yeah oh look at that that was that was charred clams on this [ __ ] insane toasted bread that was spicy rigatoni dude it was off the charts off the that's the meatballs off the charts yeah whole different level the steak was perfect everything's perfect that's bone marrow with potato Puffs oh dude it was so good and that's um what is that what's that called the thin thin sliced beef what the [ __ ] is it called ciche No Ceviche tartar no no caracho my crew we did uh Cleveland and then a night in Pittsburgh and youngstown's dead in between the two so I took we stopped off in Youngstown for lunch and got two different types of pizza from two different places and uh everyone's minds are completely blown cuz you cannot get pizza like that anywhere you could try to find something in Chicago but that's Chicago and New York's New York there's there's not that middle not deep dish not thin crust but in Youngstown there's 20 places unlike any place anywhere else so what's like a hybrid of deep dish it's just a normal old [ __ ] like lunch school lunch Pizza but different types Belleria is famous for their Brier Hill which is you know just plain with Shaker cheese and some green peppers which is diabolical CU if the sauce is good and the bread is good and the cheese is good you don't need anything else it's like a simple yeah well that's what uh poroy always gets he always gets a plain cheese pizza mhm you watch his reviews of cheese pizza sometimes yeah I love the ones where the people get mad and [ __ ] it's so yeah if he doesn't if it doesn't meet up to his standards I mean the guy's eating Everybody's Pizza like you got to know what the [ __ ] you're doing but he says that New Haven Connecticut is like where some of the best pizza in the world comes from that makes sense I could see that a lot of those offshoot Italian spots where they hit away like Youngstown like that I guarantee Pittsburgh has decent you know what they have in common mob activity oh exactly New Haven has a lot of mob activity 100% I used to work at the Joker's watch wild there a place in New Haven and the owner was a crazy convict yeah just out of his mind and I saw the owner uh beat a guy in the face with his shoe took his shoe off and beat a guy in the face with the heel of his shoe just oh yeah had blood all over him oh [ __ ] disaster those people need pizza they figure out how to get the good pizza yeah yeah it's funny how that's the case though if you have like a serious Italian neighborh you probably got a little bit of Mafia in there totally I mean that's all they know you got to bet on things you got to run things get a tax here tax there protect them imagine Dowing money to a bookie how terrifying that would be yeah you're on the run you owe $100,000 to this guy and you trying to gamble on other games to make it right yeah like uncut gems oh yeah that movie gives me so much anxiety watch that movie you're like don't oh Jesus Christ what are you doing I'm [ __ ] a dude I watched the show that gave me more anxiety than any show I've ever watched in my entire [ __ ] life what baby raineer oh I've heard it's insane it's the scariest thing ever it's the scariest show ever this guy's nice to one person who he doesn't really want to be nice to gives her a water or a tea or whatever and she falls in love with them and it BEC it is the scariest show I think it's supposed to be a comedy I don't think I laughed once the comedy part's not funny he's also trying to be a comedian none of it's funny at all but the it's literally you're watching for the anxiety I started it and then I'm like I don't want to watch but I have to and I just kept going and it's [ __ ] frightening have you seen the actual lady go on Piers Morgan yeah and she's literally like how she is in the thing she's insane oh and happy to talk about it yeah and and claiming she's not insane right and not knowing how insane you look yeah [ __ ] for right it's wild when people don't know how insane they are and you you watch like oh my God they don't they think they're sane they think they're fine they think they're going to go on there and make a good argument those are the most insane people the ones that don't know right yeah You' been watching the fouchy hearings no whoa dude it's wild that's wild what what's going on with that still still like deeply in denial about everything he's I mean they're confronting him about emails they got about deleting emails in preparation of a Freedom of Information Act request they got emails from people that he worked with saying you know that uh don't worry fouchy is too smart to talk about this stuff on emails you'll either have to deliver something to him or meet him in person there's all this like weird deception [ __ ] there's people that said this is clearly leaked from a Lab look at the fair and cleavage sites this they have to be that that that's put into the virus to make it more infectious to human beings they're talking about in the email and then that same guy after talking to fouchi like three days later is like it's ridiculous to think this came from a lab this is clearly from a natural or and they're all talking about discrediting people who are talking about the lab leak Theory I mean they what they did was insane and they did it in front of everybody and finally fouchy has to talk about it to people but he's still in denial about all of it there's no science that says that masking for children works there's no science that says that vaccinating children works that it's good that it's overall good and the amount of people that have gotten wrecked by this they're starting to recognize it in other countries and they're talking about it in other countries they haven't quite gone public with it in all the newspapers in the United States yet but in the UK they're they're blaming it there was the thing about Germany today there was a front page of like a major newspaper somebody sent it to me I'll send it to you Jamie um but they're finally starting to talk about it and they're talking about excess deaths in the Philippines they're talking about the amount of people that are uh no longer um having children the amount of uh less children that are born because one of the side effects that is claimed uh is it wrecks women's fertility then and wrecks men's fertility too it just it the baby numbers are down by a million too but I couldn't tell what newspaper it was from yeah I don't know um I bet if you take the the title I'll take the writer's name but they're talking about it uh analyze data sorry was Googling it where was it just here we go it says um researchers from the Netherlands analyzed data from 47 Western countries and discovered there have been more than 3 million excess deaths since 2020 with the trend continuing despite the roll out of vaccine and containment measures experts said the unprecedented figures raised serious concerns and called on governments to fully investigate the underlying causes including possible vaccine harms this is wild stuff man because you know now that we're getting an understanding of how much deception was involved like trying to blame it on a natural origin when they clearly knew it was a lab leak and they still don't say it's a lab leak it was clearly a lab leak clearly obviously I'm not a doctor but in my eyes it looks like a [ __ ] lab leak and most people that are educated think it's a [ __ ] lab leak and this guy still does is denying it yeah and was denying that it's even gain of function and they even funded that research but they changed the definition of gain of function for this particular vaccine what did they change it to the the the definition of gain and function on the NIH website was changed it was updated so that was from the telegam the telegraph okay covid vaccines may have helped fueled rise in excess deaths the excess deaths have to be discussed and no one wants to because that's the the real thing the all cause mortality deaths the big uptick in cancer and what they're calling turbo cancer obviously again I don't understand any of this stuff but Peter McCulla was talking about what the mechanism behind um this rise in cancer would be and how it could be tied into it he was explaining it like from a medical perspective and it was just the whole thing is so nuts like when are we going to learn like when are we going to learn yeah it's crazy when being back in La they rehired the people that they fired for um for not being vaccinated like rose is like running the joint kind finally got someone a brain yeah assistant GM and uh I don't know just brought me great joy to see things like that at least at least sort of back to normal exactly uh yeah it's just that part was the part where I'm like got to go to Texas it's time they're forcing people to get a shot of something to work at a dirty night comedy club where and to fly and to do everything and they're lying about whether or not it's going to stop the virus they lied about it they said it's going to stop it in its tracks it was all [ __ ] there was no data that showed that it stopped it in its tracks even one of the people in the vaccine study got Co I mean literally one the people died from Co did you know that uhuh yeah so many people that got the shot got it immediately it was I mean it's crazy they're literally like I've had covid four times I got two shots I got three boosters I've had it five times like it's like so contrary to what the whole thing was supposed to do I mean it's I'm just hoping that people wake up and realize that we have this idealistic perspective that they're looking out for your best interest but whenever there's enormous amounts of money to be made they will distort the facts even if something is beneficial I mean let's just pretend that there's no excess deaths let's pretend that it just causes a bunch of neurological issues and autoimmune issues which it seems to do let's pretend it's just that even that they're not going to tell you about they're not going to tell you about it until it's already imp already there's problems they they've shown that with the Vio problem when they had that Vio Scandal they knew they they had emails saying we're going to have problems but I think that we'll do well with this talking about financially because you got money people man money people aren't medicine people but medicine is medicine and medicine is to help people but it's run by money people so you have the scientists that create the awesome medicine and then you have the money people people who figure out a way to [ __ ] sell this to people force people to take it and when you watch videos of all the different things and uh during this uh thing one of the things is that fouchy was claiming that he didn't cour anybody to take the vaccine but there's this whole recorded conversation of him talking about if you keep people from working you keep people like if Amazon says they're not going to hire people at Big corporations you have to be vaccinated to fly he goes it's shown that people will drop their ideological [ __ ] and get vaccinated you imagine just imagine that's from a public health official who knows that it doesn't stop infection he has to know what the data is he has to know it was all just to get people to take it and they made so much money and the government you know this is the weird thing the scient there's $710 million was earned and Fouch claiming that he never made any money zero he said he got zero dollars from it he said he got like 122 bucks from a monoc conal antibody P patent that he has it's crazy that they work for the they work for the American people with taxpayers money and they create something they put a patent on and then that makes them hundreds of millions of dollars $710 million like where' that go you didn't get any of it but the other thing they they showed was that Fouch income uh his net worth went up to $1 million so he made a lot of money yeah maybe sold a book yep me maybe it was legit yeah I saw something of him on my Twitter feed him just playing victim M you see that the guy behind him uhuh there's a [ __ ] amazing video this guy behind him when Fouch is talking about the death threats you the GU like yeah you guys making this face have you seen it Jamie I'll send it to you it's hilarious the dude's hilarious but anytime anybody does that in my mind the stuff that playing victim yeah the stuff that I've been through like in scene because I had a lot of death threats during quite a few phases of my uh my jokes being out there that's hilarious is that's it give me the volume I mean it's such a joke you probably two individuals and credible death threats mean someone who clearly was on their way to kill me um and it's required my having uh Protective Services uh essentially all the time uh it is very Troublesome to me um it is much more Troublesome because they've involved my wife and my three daughters at this moment how do you feel keep your mic on terrible do you continue to receive threats today yes I do every time someone gets up yeah well well that was the other thing they blame podcasters right they blame podcasters and they said that we're responsible for 200 to 300,000 deaths yeah that makes total sense hey man you made it yeah first of all don't blame us first of all you made it yeah you [ __ ] made it you funded it yeah you were a part of the research Andy was the main salesman on the air every day when we need when we were watching the news cuz there was nothing else we wanted updates we wanted to see when things were going to open if any positive news was there and we had him the richest thing of all is Chris Cuomo's now taking Ivor mden oh my God Dave Smith bodying him is one of the greatest all time I mean I I said this before and it was that I said it was going to be Mike Tyson versus Marvis Frasier like what have I got myself into and that's what it was oh yeah but he's he did it to himself he did it to himself I mean Dave did it to him for sure but Chris did it to himself he's just has this bizarre way of trying to like lawyer it up and twist the words and turn it into something that's okay I didn't say that where's the clips and then they show the clip yeah and he's still trying to pretend that they weren't mocking people for taking horse dewor and there was more than that that that you know these clips they do a funny thing over at CNN I think we were talking about this the other day cuz of a joke that I do in the headlines they do a funny thing where they can change the headlines after a certain amount of time oh yeah you know they can change that they can delete videos they can copyright strike them they have control over what they've done and they went on and on and on there was a whole thing with I was obsessed with CNN because I find propaganda to be very very interesting I want to know what everyone else is seeing I want to know what the audiences are seeing especially the people that AR aren't really paying attention yeah maybe they don't have friends that know what's really going on they don't they don't know the whole history behind everything and I know it's not real I look at CNN like most people look at pro wrestling and I look at pro wrestling like it's pro wrestling like it's real no but I mean yeah it is like pro wrestling especially during that time I was studying that so hard cuz I I knew I knew that they were I knew something was [ __ ] rotten yeah going on they don't know what to do about Israel and Palestine they're just like trapped they're trapped in the middle did you see um in Philly where the uh gay pride parade ran into the free Palestine parade they wouldn't let him pass yeah like no we our thing's more important right then you guys [ __ ] each other yeah crazy it's just the woke eating woke it's the left eating the left yep but that's what they've always done they eat themselves by the way the right does it too the right does it too they did it all they do it all the time it's a human characteristic that we can't really just say one side does cuz it's not true the gay parade and the Palestine parade meeting up in the middle is like the time Kid Rock shot a bunch of Bud Light no because nothing's going to die no no no business is going to get crushed by it it's like no you guys don't want to you guys don't want to fight each other look at this look at the [ __ ] look at the free Palestine the gay privates standoff it's a [ __ ] Flatout standoff hit Jobs versus [ __ ] over here no pride in genocide so they're stopping the pride parade no you can't have your parade our Parade's more important I love The Masks I just love them look at all these people with masks on it is the Liberals Maga hat it is I've said it a million times but that's what it is it's a [ __ ] Maga hat oh my goodness these dorks how many of them had [ __ ] Mass on man it's crazy they don't even work I mean they work as well as that lady's visor that's turned backwards yeah and they definitely don't work against AIDS so wearing one at a gay pride parade is completely pointless imagine you think the M this is going to protect you mhm yeah they're wearing a mask outside and meanwhile they butt [ __ ] strangers and glory holes and stuff so it's like I honestly think it's more of the free Palestine people that were wearing the masks you think anybody's ever worn a mask out a glory hole what's that cuz I don't want to be identified in photos that's true too right pretty much most of it you think most of it yeah retaliation yeah I don't think it should be legal to wear a mask in public I agree with that I just think it's too creepy you could Rob someone yeah it's I mean in New York City if someone had a mask on in the past you'd be like really wary oh my God this guy's got a ski mask on [ __ ] yeah it was scary it means were going to rob you and you couldn't identify them right why are we allowing that it doesn't work right the DAT is in kids doesn't work it never made sense even in the early days of the pandemic there was this famous doctor that went viral because he was doing Vape hits and he would put a mask on and The Vape smoke would blow straight through the mask and he was explaining like this is these Vapor particles are bigger than covid particles yeah like it's going right through that mask it's not stop jack [ __ ] and you're going to get it right you're going to get it and you know they said oh the mess work at the margins like if you [ __ ] with the numbers because here's the thing how many people wear masks all the time are Al are also super [ __ ] paranoid right so they're avoiding crowds they're not going out how many people who won't wear a mask are a little loose they're just like [ __ ] it if I get sick I get sick I already got Co [ __ ] it you know they just go out so you can't it's hard to know when you have a large group of when something is weird as the pandemic happens and even then they can't show it's not like the all the people with masks showed 80% of them didn't get Co uhuh no [ __ ] they all got Co everybody got Co yeah and then there's this this thing where they want to say it protects you from hospitalization and death no that that's not true either cuz I know a lot of people who are vaccinated who got Co who got to the [ __ ] hospital and I know a couple that died yeah how many people do you know that died from Co I confirmed actually don't know anybody I don't think I mean it's kind of debatable like Jeff Scott I mean I don't know no Jeff Scott he died alone like in his I don't think he had Co I mean yeah exactly I know some people that died during that period but really nobody Jeff Scott was HIV positive too yeah for a long time I wonder if maybe he couldn't get his meds yeah I don't know I mean because that was an issue during the pandemic as well that's when we we realized that China makes all our medicine like what China makes a lot of things man it's crazy how much we rely on them for manufacturing stuff yep crazy yeah they're trying to mitigate some of that now Samsung is actually putting in um a chip factory in Austin huh yeah should be interesting yeah we got to do something we got to get businesses back over here and stuff yeah we well we definitely shouldn't rely on a foreign country that we is not our Ally for our [ __ ] medicine Jesus right that's so kooky that is such a kooky thought we live in the craziest times it's so weird man it's every day it's weirder and weirder and every day AI gets stronger and stronger and every day I wonder like is are these the last days of just being a regular person are these the last days of us just driving around getting on a plane going to places telling jokes are these the last days of that like are we going to be living in a world in 5 years that's unrecognizable cuz I think we are dude I hope not I don't know the AI stuff still I'm not completely mesmerized or convinced I hear you and Duncan talking about it a lot in the green room and I'm just always like I don't know I don't really I haven't bought in yet it all just seems like a fancy Alexa to me well have you actually seen what it can do have you ever seen what it can do like as far as coding it can code so much faster than people like it can solve problems faster than people it can do all these things already better than people can like no one in the future is going to need to hire a coder like a person who sits in front of a terminal for 16 hours a day and just [ __ ] Adderalls out and just like lines of code that's done that's done you could do that if you want to but a computer's going to banging out quick it's it would be stupid for you to do that when a computer do it in 2 seconds and you're going to spend 16 hours and you might [ __ ] up a few lines and you got to go back and check it and why why are you entering it manually the computer's just going to do it you know why are you going to stand there with a one of those old timey photographs and everybody has to stand still no you have a phone now takes better picture it's going to be like that with everything it's it's going to be in control of airplanes it's going to be in control of all the automobiles the problem is you're going to have to get like permission to go places it's going to get [ __ ] weird dude it's going to get really really weird yeah I just hope we can I don't know well think about the amount of change that we have now in comparison to just our parents just our parents the the best transportation back then was an airplane the best way to get the news was the television or a newspaper and you didn't you didn't know what to do with your life you just you got to go to college and then you go to college or you go to trade school or you get a apprenticeship and you get a job and then you get a kid and you like you don't know what the [ __ ] is going on in the world you this like surface level understanding of what's going on in the world and now everybody knows what's going on in the world now every like the amount we knew about um the Iraq invasion in like in '92 93 whatever it was when when the Iraq invaded Kuwait and Desert Storm the mount we knew was like minuscule yeah minuscule nobody there was no like YouTube shows where you could see someone breaking it down oh they're actually trying to get away from the American dollar we're trying to do this and that and there's none of that no one knew the hustle it's crazy that these wars are still happening I I don't I don't know why we're giving them our money we need a I don't know well that's not going to change yeah I mean that I mean that shift if Trump becomes president I maybe he can get away with some stuff maybe he could do some things he wants to stop the wars he's like the only one that's like saying he can stop the wars and wants to stop the wars he's the only one that did before he did it what can he do though what can he do different like what can Let's Pretend let's pretend it's uh November of 2024 Trump wins January gets an office what can he do well it seems like he has a way to uh Jesus Christ Trump is planning to send kill teams to Mexico to take out cartel leaders Donald Trump has told allies about his plans to covertly send Special Forces to Mexico to assassinate drug kingpins sources tell Rolling Stone well Rolling Stone you have lied to me before you've lied to me a lot and you've lied to me about the [ __ ] people overdosing on horsey wormer remember that that was rolling stone they had a a l L of people outside waiting to get to the hospital because so many people were in there for horse dewormer overdoses that gunshot victims couldn't get in Jesus they're so dumb they used a photograph this was in like August in Oklahoma they used a photograph of people wearing coats cuz they were lining up for a flu shot it was a different shot different photo it was wasn't what they really were there for it was [ __ ] what is that article Jamie the same thing printed somewhere else same thing yeah same thing printed on y but the source was rolling stone in here too yeah I mean if he was doing that someone's a rat so shut the [ __ ] up seems like a seems like the type of article that you would put out if you want the person assassinated and you want to make it look like someone else is going to assassinate them worded a little differently One Source recalled him saying it in the past earlier this year that he would do something he should create a kill list of drug lords consisting of most notorious heads of drug cartels that a special ops team would be tasked with killing or capturing that's a different way of saying that you know the problem with that is you create a power vacuum and then what happens is someone else Rises to the new spot you're you're not going to stop the demand so you're not going to stop the supply you can try but unless you're in an allout everyday war with the cartel you're probably not going to do that even if you kidnap and capture leaders you're going to disrupt the organization but my guess my un educated guest would be someone was going to come in to fill that void yeah they got to make drugs legal as horrible as that sounds but that's the only way they just make them legal tax the [ __ ] out of them and use the money for treatment centers and education and testing yeah and and testing you know that you know that it's illegal to have a to to it's illegal to have or to give away fentanyl t strips in the state of Texas it's illegal illegal can you sell them me and my buddy are starting a water company here's how I know about this canned water right and the plan was to get them into all the bars in the city our idea was to literally just attach uh a 30 Cent you know fentanyl test strip and then we found out we can't do that you can't give away fentanyl test strips you can't can't give them away you can't even order them in Texas can you sell them uh if you go to Amazon you can get fentanyl test strips in specific States whoa yeah why would they stop test trips I don't know you think is encouraging people to do Coke is that what that is I have no idea that doesn't make any sense I know it's very bizarre there's so many dumbass [ __ ] laws cuz there's so many goofy people in both the left and the right Texas house passes bill decriminalizing F fentanyl test stps maybe it's if you have them I guess Bill would take fentanyl test stps off the state's drug paraphernalia list meaning it would no longer be a crime to carry them it's still probably hard to buy them yeah maybe you just can't give them out yeah which is crazy hard why don't you Google is it legal to give out fentanyl test strips in Texas I did that's how I got here did it did it give any articles other than that it probably says below that part how much time can you get for selling fentanyl in Texas how much time 20 years for 200 to 400 grams you looking at 5 to 99 years or even life in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 life in prisonment the most severe punishment for having more than 400 grams wow they also only do like the state Bill stuff here for like I mean I don't know how different is in other states but it's only like six months out of the year the other half they're not like they're out of session Jesus you have to wait till next year before they start looking at stuff again happened with G Jesus just no reason there's no re they can't have a good reason for there's no good reason right I mean there's an epidemic oh yeah there's 100,000 people in this country in a year yeah update there you go that died in the Senate oh despite support from Greg Abbott oh no the legislation comes after build to do criminal Tex so Texas in Congress lead bipartisan efforts to allow fentanyl test trips the legislation comes after but die in the Senate despite support so whatever I put up before was just when it passed to the house I guess so they're trying to bring it back who the [ __ ] is opposing that isn't that crazy who the [ __ ] would oppose fentel test trick I want to know I'll tell you who it says in the article in one second yeah name their names it's just that's a crazy yeah it's a crazy thing to oppose kids like that doesn't make any sense doesn't say CU if we can figure out who that is and where where they're getting their money from then we can start to solve a lot of problems here because that's an actual serious problem they wanted to make Co a big deal imagine if they're getting their money from the cartel yeah right I mean I mean maybe who Could It Be Who Could It Be who the [ __ ] would want you to not have F doesn't say they voted against it it says it died which so like here they just didn't they didn't vote on but the Senate declined to take AC in the regular session oh okay just never got voted on and they that's qu be the same thing though like they're avoiding it maybe on purpose or someone doesn't want to vote on it but and you know by the way this is like you know some people look at it like oh well those people are doing cocaine anyway or whatever so maybe it's not the you know it's not the we're not losing the best people but it could be anybody doing anything it could be somebody trying to do you know [ __ ] Molly or I don't know any more fun like an actual like goofy psychedelic drug or something like that could be an any type of pill I wonder if the the logic behind not wanting it to be legal or sticking your neck out saying that it should be legal is that people want to then attach you to promoting drug use and then you would possibly like have an opponent that could turn it against you and say my opponent promotes drug use you know you could have that kind of a deal happen yeah but there's a but that's that's that was the gay marriage thing that was a lot of things there was a lot of things that people wanted to pretend that they were against I mean until I think 2013 Hillary Clinton was saying that a that marriage should be between a man and a woman Barack Obama said that they don't say that because they believe it what he his opinions changed that much as a grown man like what did you do mushrooms what did you do right did you did you smoke DMT like what did you do tell me what you did where now you have this this complete change of heart and you think it's just be two people who are grown adults who love each other they should be able to get married like what what happened you tell me right CU or you're full of [ __ ] right one of these things is going on either you're doing this political thing which is like God it's so gross when they just they're calculated with what they say just so they could win like o yeah they realize the gays can vote so also they realize that public support for gay marriage was way higher because the stigma of being gay all sort of you know and not that long ago it was way more stigmatized like so many people were in the closet in Hollywood you know CU they kind of had to be and to this day the one open kind of homophobia you have in Hollywood is that gay men never play straight men in movies if they're out they never play like the leading romantic interest in movie if everyone knows they're gay that's why I'm not in any movies but also making gay marriage legal didn't cost them vast sums of money I bet if we did an online poll where every American had to vote and had to log in uh and you pulled them do you think we should be giving money to Foreign Wars I I can't imagine the number being lower than 90% for no yeah I I think I saw a recent Twitter poll where they try to do that and the majority of people was like no yeah I mean if we forced people to vote on an actual issue well it's also you have so many people that are hawkish and they think that you know we can break Russia or that we need to support Israel or you know whatever whatever their position is you know where they're real hawkish on and they have a limited amount of information about it when you talk to them so many people when you talk to them about it you're like well why do you think that we need to keep sending money to Ukraine is it working like are they are these people being used as Cannon fder or are they gaining ground like you you tell me what you think well you know I mean I just think what Putin did was like do you support a guy like storming into a country and taking over I'm like no I definitely don't I I definitely didn't support that but that doesn't mean that you should spend hundreds of billions of dollars to prolong what seems like some horrible blow conflict that just how are they going to win are they going to take over Russia like how are they going to win they're going to kick Russia out Russia's going to quit they're never going to do it again NATO can move in everything's going to be fine are you sure are you sure nuclear weapons aren't on the table are you are you [ __ ] positive is it good that China and Russia have cuddled up together now and they're all buddy buddy and they're [ __ ] shaking hands smiling and taking pictures like is that good that seems not good M it seems not good if the whole [ __ ] world is against us like that seems really bad and if they make our medicine right and what is the [ __ ] what solution could Trump possibly do like when he says he could stop it like how do you stop it how do you stop it I think Trump just puts the fear of God into these people a little bit I think he puts the fear of gu not going to play by the rules right they read our news if they glance at our news it looks like we have a crazy president so they're like oh let's wait a bit that's I honestly feel that way I think that they think by glancing at our weird propaganda that we have that we're being fed they're like this guy's kind of crazy according to them so uh let's wait I mean why did Putin wait why did Putin wait to invade Ukraine until old poopy pants Jenkins was President I would if I was going to do anything I'd do it right now yeah it just seems like everything's so chaotic absolutely we got no border we're giving money to [ __ ] whoever wants it already rich country we got men who are the first female Admiral oh my God we have so much chaos chaos it's so cooky yeah it's just so kooky it's crazy it's cooky and it it seems like they're just leaning into it like there's no course correction at all just leaning into the cookie yeah it's fun times oh yeah for comedy oh my goodness we have so much stuff to talk about stuff that you would have to manufacture something that bizarre that people are accepting at any other time in history it's it's so weird so weird it really is like the whole country is hypnotized and I just think this is a perfect storm of things that are happening all at the same time with AI emerging China and Russia becoming buddies us being run by a dead man they're trying to stop this other guy from even running and they're exposing how corrupt the democracy is they're exposing how corrupt the system is just by charging this guy with 34 felonies for paying off a a lady he had sex with like what and how else would he have paid her money to The Way It Was Written the way it was put in a ledger it's basically on most situations it would have been considered a misdemeanor but they they turned into a felony they trumped it up and they trumped it up oh no pun attendent and then they uh he signed like 34 different checks so there's 34 different the whole thing's crazy first of all what a cheap [ __ ] a pair installments yeah don't give her all the money give her a little taste Keep Her On the Hook yeah that actually makes sense I guess now that I think about it because if you pay her all at once she could just write a book or whatever no the whole deal was that she couldn't talk if she got the money but obviously that didn't work out she got the money and still talked like if you have the backing of the political party it doesn't matter like especially the party that's in charge but what's scary is how many Democrats are willing to allow this kind of stuff to happen and a lot of them are aware of it there was this one lady that went viral and she was talking about it and she was saying you have to understand like I'm not a trump supporter I don't like Trump but this is really dangerous of democracy nobody can justify this and nobody could say this guy should be in jail for this just doesn't make any sense and especially if you wanted to look at past presidents with the same scrutiny I mean there's there's so many instances of things that you could go and this was one of the things that Obama had said when Obama got into office they were talking about George Bush and Dick Cheney being charged with war crimes and he was saying we're not going to look to the Past we're going to look towards the future MH you know like we're not going to prosecute anybody imagine if if when Obama got into office if he decided to prosecute Dick Cheney and George Bush for crimes against humanity yeah crazy oh my God can you know how crazy that would be do you know how divided the country would be then well that's the same thing kind of that is taking place now at a lesser scale obviously because it's not a war crime you're charging someone with but you could you could charge Trump with war crimes you could find some things that he did especially with bombings and you know and even what what Obama did Obama during the administration they dropped a drone on a US citizen no trial no nothing boom yeah Trump didn't even go for he didn't go for Obama he didn't go for Hillary you know and he could have he could have tried them for things yeah well especially Hillary especially with the whole email thing the deleting of the emails and supposedly Trump's the crazy one Trump's the Loose Cannon they're all crazy that's what they don't want you to know it's like [ __ ] that are always talking bad about other girls who are [ __ ] like you know it's what people do it's a it's a thing that you know people that's not me I'm not like that it's just a weird thing that people do and people form teams and they justify why they should use any means necessary to silence the other people on the other team the opposition and they don't even realize they're setting a precedent that when this [ __ ] gets an office or another [ __ ] gets an office that's a republican you've got real problems now kids if the elections are real that's how it usually goes it usually goes one side wins and they like this [ __ ] sucks let's try the other way the other guy wins like oh this is [ __ ] let's try the other way and this is what we've done in this country over and over and over again yeah you know we go Clinton to bush bush to Obama it's what we do yeah it's what we do we always do it this way yep and if you change the way people are allowed to go after political candidates and you change the way you're allowed to silence and and and in imprison your C Ates then we're like Mexico we're just not assassinating people yet you know we're like a third world country we're like a Banana Republic we're letting things other than the will of the people and what's best for the people be what's what's running the thing we letting the thing be run by the people that are in power that are corrupt that want to keep the power because it's not just Biden Biden is barely there right it's all the people that are working there you got to understand he this huge team behind them they don't want to leave what get on Linkin get on LinkedIn and [ __ ] try to get a new job start sending out your resume yeah I work for the worst Administration ever right I was one of the people you know I mean the one thing you can do is get a job as like a political person unlike TV you'll get one of those jobs like if you're a White House Press Secretary you know and then like Huckabee isn't she like a governor now yeah I think Arkansas or something that's a good one to start with you want to run the world start with Arkansas yeah I was talking [ __ ] Tulsi gabard the other night and I went off on a rant to her about uh um mental health asylums I'm like that is these people are everywhere on the streets now yeah it's crazy people and they I mean it's not a great thing to have them out it's not good for them and it's not good for everyone else there used to be actual places and the money that it would C I mean that's a cost that people would get behind yeah the things that we would pay for instead of the things that we are paying for insane I think that happened during the Reagan Administration I think they changed like what it means to be a mentally ill person and they let a bunch of people out is that true yeah yeah yeah I'm pretty sure it was during the ra you know Reagan was one of those Republicans that made people want to be a Democrat oh you know who you know who I heard actually was behind it was JFK cuz he didn't like what happened to his sister how so they gave his sister the labotomy oh yeah and he turned against mental health institutions I can't remember if it was he gave his sister a labotomy oh yeah bad one oh my god oh it's like one of the big Kennedy secrets you know they stopped doing that in like the late 60s they did it for for a long time I had an Instagram post about it cuz I went down a rabbit hole one night and I was like what like they just scrambled people's brains and there was all these ads like Smiley people afterwards Happy People afterwards just scramble your [ __ ] brain with an iron Raod that they push through your eyeball the eldest Kennedy daughter wow the Special Olympics wow yeah man dude brains are just like everything else they just like some people have bad livers in their uh search for cures okay November 1941 Mr Kennedy arranged to have the labotomy performed on Rosemary it was immediately clear that the operation had drastically failed Rosemary had lost most of her ability to walk or talk her personality had been forever altered and she was left physically disabled after being released from the hospital rosem May was immediately institutionalized there's a story I've read about the doctor there like one Doctor Who was doing a lot of the labotomy he was traveling around to all the asylums and like doing yeah I read about that guy he loved it he loved scrambling brains I mean what a [ __ ] like remember when you used to whack the TV to get the signal to come in people don't know like we would be watching TV you'd be watching like a baseball game and you'd go you know what the [ __ ] you'd smack the TV and it come back G he you got it like that's how bad Electronics were back then you would smack the TV and sometimes it would fix it like sometimes it was like going up it was just like blip blip the screen would go up and you just whack the side of it and it would stay still remember remember those days yeah yeah that was that was their version of fixing brains that was just like whacking a TV they was like let's just scramble his brains yeah and they would go through your eyeball oh that's what they go through they pull your eyeball aside yeah they pull your eyeballs excuse me out of the way I got to shove a metal rod in there and just they get in the brain they get in your frontal lobe and just go like this stop no yeah that's how it goes oh God yeah bro imagine think that's a good idea I know how to fix it everybody what was like the most successful labotomy did anybody get a labotomy and like wow that one [ __ ] worked like is is there know Google Google what's the most successful labotomy sucess be like someone came out a genius afterward yeah somebody came out the most amazing guy no way no way ow but there has to be one like best case scen like this might work like one guy maybe they only scrambled him a little you know like Roseanne got hit by a car became a great comedian Kennison hit by a car became a great comedian like there's a little bit of brain damage not bad for you little bit yeah just a Just a Touch just a thud oh yeah just a little bit everybody needs a little bit a little bit yeah just a little bit Yeah I had so many wrestling in high school the last person who had one died in 1967 that's when they were like enough yeah I barely missed that I was born in 57 I would have got lobotomized anti psychotic medication if I was born in 57 with the wrong parents 100% they would like scramble his brains yeah one or if I was born with the wrong parents they would have put me on Prozac for sure for sure they would have put me on some sort of ADHD medicine this is the best I'm getting is like their claims of improvement they reported 63% of their patients had improved while 24% saw no change and 14% became worse oh that guy looks pretty good afterwards the beginning looks like he's like taking a horrible [ __ ] like oh God and then afterwards he's like I get it now that's what they were they were just like they were agitated before and then afterwards they were smiling it's like okay smil yeah so some it worked but it seems like a very crude idea maybe you know now oh that one's a weird one that one they cut the top of that dude's head off o that was a rough one oh Jesus Christ they're going through the nose on that lady that guy's wearing a muscle shirt that's her ey that's her ey that's that's her eye oh Christ I hope she's out cold why don't those guys have sleeves yeah they probably the way everyone's holding her hand she might not have been out she not oh they probably barely put people out back then e they're [ __ ] crazy probably watch videos of some of this oh don't make me watch videos of it all right here we go oh yeah oh yeah he says prefrontal labotomy psychological Cinema prefrontal labotomy and chronic schizophrenia from the psychiatric Department 25 so this is the lady female ag25 can you say State Hospital patient for over four years failure to improve after several courses of both insulin and convulsive shock wow the shock therapy back then showing antagonistic hostility reaction in seclusion quarters prior to bilateral prefrontal labotomy oh bilateral bilateral prefrontal laot they like this [ __ ] is so crazy we're going to give her a double dose she's hanging out she seems like someone in the audience that killed onlyy like a regular yeah she's not bad two months postoperative now friendly and Cooperative entering into occup AAL and recreational activities let's see what she looks like now oh this is going to other people oh to other people oh there she is now now she's all laughing cuz her [ __ ] brain scrambled now her hair's all [ __ ] up it's crazy though that your brain can be scrambled and you can still function like that seems to well you barely function but that's the thing like people have been shot in the head and they lose like half their head and they still talk right there's a lot of weird stuff that happens to people with their brain your brain when one part of your brain gets damaged the other part of your brain seems to have an ability to recover there's this one guy see if you can find this story this one guy developed fluid in his brain when he was young and they drained it so they installed some sort of a thing that drained the fluid from his brain and once they did that as he got older he got another MRI and they realized his brain was missing he only had the outside area of the brain and he had like a 75 IQ but he was fully functioning with the entire center of his brain gone it's you see the MRI like what in the [ __ ] the guy has no brain you know like oh that [ __ ] guy has no brain that's him he actually has no brain like you got to leave him alone it's not his fault it's literally gone so he developed some sort of fluid and they put something in there I forget where it drained to but then over time you know his symptoms went away but his brain went away too like whatever that fluid was in his brain I was like took over the whole brain ah oh God see if you can find that I mean it's called hydrophilus when there's brain too much cerebral fluid cerebral spinal fluid excess cerebral spinal fluid yeah this dude I know it's not coming up though had no brain and they were talking about how different parts of your brain just make up for what's missing your brain sort of figures it out and says okay you know what else they found uh playing 3D video games increases uh gray matter in your brain it's like a recent study that's a good thing yes yeah it increases your like three-dimensional video games actually increase some gray matter in your brain in some way and they're not saying like people aren't encourage see the thing about video games is people always want to say don't do it you're wasting your life if you do I say it you're wasting your life if you do video games however they're awesome yeah they're awesome are you really wasting your life or are you doing something [ __ ] awesome you're wasting your life if you do it only right but if you want to do it good you got to do it a lot yeah if you want to really [ __ ] murder people in Call of Duty you got to be on that [ __ ] every day you got to get the moves down you got to figure out how to aim that's the guy the same is it same case scientist research man missing 90% of his brain who leads a normal life man French man yeah that's the dude 44-year-old French man uh started experiencing weakness in his legs he went to the hospital when the doctors told him he was missing most of his brain the man's skull was full of fluid with just a thin layer of brain tissue left the condition is known as hydrophilus who's living a normal life uh he has a family he works his IQ was tested at the time complaint came about 84 84 was slightly below normal range so this person is not bright but perfectly socially apt cleans is a cognitive psychologist University Libre in Brussels when he learned about the case which first described in the lanet in 2007 he saw a medical miracle but also a major challenge to theories about Consciousness this dude is missing 90% of his [ __ ] is that the guy no get that guy on kill Tony now yeah imagine if you wrote for him oh many how many this guy's actually you put a photo of his brain up on the screen and explain that this guy's literally up here with no brain going back to the brain damage making people funny thing uh we have a new regular uh as of yesterday and it was only his second night ever on the show Drew nickens who was bullied by his own military uh Partners um and I don't know what they did to him something head trauma wise that he did didn't really want to get into but he's so [ __ ] funny like he's just naturally the most likable funniest [ __ ] was he funny before the head injury I don't know that's a good question does he know like how how aware is he when you're talking to him very so he's all there you can talk to him yep but he has brain damage yeah you know how many people I know with brain damage oh yeah you are the you are the uh the The Beekeeper of people with brain damage I know a lot of people with various stages of brain damage you know update the brand the brain rather than 90% of this man's brain being missing it's more likely that it's simply been compressed into the thin layer that you can see in the images above which is compressed so the brain has different density I mean if it's like jello can you make your brain like you can make your quads [ __ ] dense you know some people have mushy quads some people have quads they could [ __ ] jump on top of a huge box maybe you can make your brain like that super connected Maybe video games is the way you do it find that study because that's that's crazy speaking of brain damage did you see that uh UFC put out a clip of sugar Shan Landing that knee on Cheeto Vera without any commentary bro Cheeto Vera has a chin that's made out of like Wolverine bones oh my God his chin is insane it sounds like somebody hitting a wooden baseball bat against another wooden baseball bat not only that his head snaps back all the way back I mean it's by the way it might be the most perfectly timed knee I've ever seen here it is bro sugar Shan is a [ __ ] assassin oh bro that cat is an assassin sitting next to him the whole time before that roast cuz it was that thing went on for two hours before I got up there and there's nobody I would have rather have sat next to right a guy who's calm Under Pressure exactly yeah exactly and he turned to me at one point and goes dude I don't know what it is it's like 20 minutes before our thing Ron Burgundy was up just up there killing and we were like all kids laughing for a second and he goes dude I don't know what's going on man but I'm nervous as [ __ ] and it's you going up there he goes are you nervous and I'm such a cornball I told him how really felt and I go I'm probably exactly how you were right before the Cheeto fight right now like all the work I've ever done has come to this point and he goes calm I go calm calm if you've done the work yeah if you haven't done the work it's anxiety oh yeah it's a rotten fear like you got to really do the work if you're going to do something big whatever it is and I've done that before where I did the work and it feels so much different because I've also done it where I kind of [ __ ] off and and then you're like ooh I didn't do my best the live aspect made it crazy I mean I'm looking at the three stairs that I had to go up I'm like I I keep glancing at them and they're at an angle you know it's not like and they're not like that well lit it's kind and they're kind of long and not that tall so I knew I had to like look I had to study them the little things like that did you see what Andrew Schultz was saying about Kim Kardashian that she was like completely disconnected that she just sat up there like this she sat straight the entire time like it was completely unaffected and completely disconnected even when she was getting [ __ ] on she kind of giggled along I was watching her performative or real I think I think kind of real the whole thing was very robotic she brought like four sixes with her which I thought was hilarious cuz like even at that level even a super hot chick you know want to bring up some other super OD chick exactly so she was just at a table of sixes just this 10 with sixes there you go like a like a like a like a good poker hand four sixes and a 10 have you ever watched that show her show uh no not really my wife watches it in the gym sometimes she gets in the gym before me I have to watch this [ __ ] uhhuh it's amazing that it's a show it's basically like let's go get some gum I went to this thing and I had a talk you should fill your dreams and go for it okay and then back in a limo shiny La it's all like smash cuts to different scenes like the scenery of La is kind of like half of the show it's like you know like overhead views the palm trees the beach you know and then they're like what are we doing for dinner yeah oh my God but they look pretty yeah they look pretty yeah oic's doing them all good you think that's what it is oh yeah everybody's on it now everybody that can be on it's on it Brian Simpson had a real bad reaction to it yeah well Brian Simpson's made of bread you can't just inject OIC into into bread and then expect the bread to just disappear he was the one guy that did the carnivore diet with us and just like I'm a little suspicious oh yeah sneaky sneaky little devil we were busting his balls all the time he'd have food delivered come up he a food deliveries come up to the green room and he'd be like God damn it they put bread on this sandwich well me and Dereck and a son the the looks that we would give each other the [ __ ] holding in secret [ __ ] laughs nuclear capacity [ __ ] laughter all the time they're like why'd you order it with the bread he's like cuz if you don't order it with the bread they don't put all the things on there they could there's no containment system so I order it with the bread and take off the bread sure oh yeah take that bread with you eat it later oh yeah yeah oh yeah oh man that's part of the fun of Brian Simpson though you know he gets his super breaded chicken wings oh it's so fun I don't know what it is with me in fat jokes I just I've always just I just can't get enough of it I just love it it's always been my number one like roasting specialty if anybody's everever big oh my God it's just I don't know oh with David Lucas you have a never- ending Supply oh yeah depending upon what he's wearing yeah it's amazing post Malone got him good cuz he he went after post Malone at The Forum in the arena and uh he was wearing a camo shirt and post just [ __ ] grabbed that microphone put it right up to his mouth and goes you're the only guy in camo that the people all the way in the back of the Arena can see you got a standing oh on David Lucas David Lucas got lit up in La by the Guess which I cuz it's like fun for me to step back and get to like you know kind of root for these guys Harland is a monster har is so silly this is a this snake on the table this is his his tapeworm that he pulled out of his pants at the end of the episode he calls it Demitri he said he had a tapeworm he got a tape worm where did he say he was he start he started the show he a rat somewhere oh musk mon picu something I didn't existed and it did exist yeah he he ate some rat in like some foreign country oh he is unbelievable him and David went back and forth for like 10 minutes it felt like straight and every single blow I told Jeff Ross and Brian Moses all the roast battle guys after that night cuz we were all there was a festival going on so we were all hanging out after we would all do our separate things and I told them all I go the best roast battle that's ever happened just happened and it wasn't with you guys it was on kill Tony they're like what who David Lucas versus Harland Williams of all people cuz Harland silliness cannot be cut through it makes him immediately totally undodgeable if you call him old he calls you a [ __ ] if you call him anything he just rolls with it and jiujitsu it into his own retort that it's Indescribable I wish I could remember more of the moments but he's like you know David's just reaching for anything one part was just you old ass [ __ ] because David's just getting beat so he's getting piled on so he's not even writing at this point his brain is just on the defensive he goes you old ass [ __ ] because he knows harlon just got him and harlon without any hesitation goes you're my [ __ ] tonight and so for every punch there's a counter punch and uh it was magic magic unbelievable in the moment you can't prep for it you cannot write for it or else it comes out clunky and you're trying to recall right and that that pause that hesitation that happens in roast battle that doesn't necessarily happen in a parking lot roast batt or on a Kil Tony with David and Harland just heavy weights going back and forth those recalls aren't there it's just Flow State yeah and it's magical when he said that postm looks like an unemployed Crocodile Hunter oh it's just like the perfect line yeah the perfect line I'm telling you you guys I've been saying this forever but you really need to do it the two of you should do a show together you really should yeah there's no reason why you don't you guys should do a podcast even if you do it once a week for an hour you guys both talking [ __ ] to each other and talking [ __ ] about things because the chemistry of the two of you together is so unique and it brings out the best in David it brings out the D that I want to see when he goes on stage I want to see the same guy that is like in the heat of roast battle or heat of battling with you on Kil Tony bring that everywhere yeah that same energy we're working on some really fun things now actually what are you working on uh there's a series that is actually in development right now that's cool but I'm really excited about this movie idea that uh that he just had a big meeting about where I'm a principal and he's a gy fat gym teacher and uh there's a bunch of like they thems at the school and then there's a school shooting and we have to protect the they thems and all this stuff and there's just all these vessels and setups for everything we can just do everything that we've ever done but actually like implement it into a a modern type of ridiculous comedy so if you did that where would you do it like who would you do it with where yeah like you want to have the most amount of creative control over something like that if you're going to do it it's going to be hard yeah it's going to be hard it's going to be maybe Netflix would do it yeah Netflix would probably be the best place to do it they'll probably take the most chances exactly especially after the roast uh the Tom Brady roast which was the most watched thing on Netflix ever yeah ever and it's wild comedy which is so good for comedy man that roast was so good for comedy huge absolutely huge and it was just it's just wild because everybody needed that everybody wants that and talk about you know there was a lot of rewatching of that people watched it and then they went and wanted to show their uncles or their dads or their whatever you know they wanted to see their reactions to it so it's being watched multiple times on top of the actual numbers that we know right you know yeah it's uh you know you can't share Netflix stuff like we were talking about earlier with YouTube but you can rewatch it with people how many people have Netflix accounts like how many Netflix accounts are there I think it's like a let's Google it take a guess how me you think worldwide it's got to be like hundreds of Milli I think it's 200 million about worldwide yeah let's find out 269 269 million subscribers and how much does it cost a month it depends there's a couple different what's the high end 19 now I think 20 bucks and what's the low end four I think it's like supported ad supported for 299 I me oh really that's not a bad deal me see because you could just skip the ads you only watch it for a couple seconds you use them to pee there's ad supported there's standard with ad standard and premium standard with ads is $6.99 standard is $15.99 what's the difference between standard and premium uh the let's see the number of divorce or excuse me devices you can watch at one time oh Ultra HD is available on premium and Full HD is only on standard you can download to a different number of devices with premium okay and you can add an extra member who does not live with you the downloads big if you're on plane you need the download huge I've never been on a plane that you can watch a movie on right never sometimes they have good good Wi-Fi and you could you could actually almost watch a YouTube video which just every now and then it spins and it comes back on but most of the time not you know they're not really ready for that yet I wonder if that'll change with starlink you know I wonder if they'll hook up starlink to planes dude we saw starlink the other night have you seen it go over like in the sky I have not oh it's the craziest [ __ ] thing people think it's a UFO it's insane it's like a bunch of stars well like they get it in the Amazon now but there was an article that I sent to oh here we go remote Amazon tribe connects to Elon mustar Link Internet becomes hooked on porn and social media yeah I was uh I shared this with Paul Rosy so there's a bunch of people that are like very concerned about this because they're seeing their kids like staring at phones now and they're also seeing kids that want to leave the tribe and go out into the regular world when it arrived everyone was happy uh who say that namea maruba Sina maruba 73 told the New York Times but now things have gotten worse young people have gotten lazy because of the internet she explained they're learning the ways of the white people o wow that's crazy they just call us lazy dude yes damn the white people well you know there's a lot of us that are lazy uh what does it say uh remote tribe in Brazil become bitterly divided nine months after getting access to satellite internet wow 2,000 people 2,000 people I guess it's here like in the middle wow right below Peru yeah I want know I don't know how I feel about that I want to know what kind of porn they're watching everything yeah you probably can't believe it yeah these white ladies fake lips just sucking dicks uh initially the internet was heralded as a positive for the remote tribe who were able to quickly contact authorities for help with emergencies including potentially deadly snake bites it's already saved lives uh andr maruba all maruba use the same last name oh wow they're all like the same people how do you know if you're having sex with your cousin then if they have the same last name they're probably they're all they all have the same last name they're probably cousins the whole thing has the same last name there's 2,000 people the OD like you know that um North sensal Island like that the story about that guy who was the uh missionary who went there and got killed there's only 39 people there so they're all related to each other damn so at this point they might not even be able to go help those people like imagine if you just stepped in say hey we're going to establish schools and Clinics and like who knows what's going on with them 60,000 years of people living on one Island and there's only 39 of them left and you can't go there they'll kill you yeah they'll [ __ ] kill you the moment you get off your boat they tried to kill a bunch of people there was a bunch of people that had a abanded a boat that that that uh ran ashore um they got rescued and as they were getting rescued the North sensal people were headed on boats to them to kill them oh God frightening imagine if they're like mentally challenged right right we don't know we really don't know no one's interviewing them like what do they like if if you know have you ever seen that um show Soft White underbelly no it's a great show on YouTube and I had the guy on who's the host of it and one of the things that he's done is document this family in West Virginia that's like severely inbred severely like the the man the older man all he does is bark he doesn't talk he just barks have you se you you have to see this you have to see this I think we'll have to edit it out right well I don't know we'll see if we get C if we get a strike but go to visit soft white underbelly on YouTube it's not just that he interviews all kinds of crazy people from all walks of life it's a very interesting show um so these people are the Whitakers in West Virginia it's called Odd West Virginia oh Odd West love this oh yeah listen to this listen to this though listen that's the guy they're all in bread look all of them look at her so so what are what are your names T it's I'm sorry what who's this his name's Ray Ray I remember Ray I photographed you Ray do you remember years ago he barks your name is lorine lorine and Timmy yeah yeah now you guys grew up here in uh in odd West Virginia how how many years have you lived here oh you're uh you guys I mean did you go to school you did some some some of your some of your brothers and sisters probably didn't go to school or how much schooling did they get they didn't they didn't wish School long but they graduated you graduated from what well I was from high school you went to high school Timmy yeah he went to our high school is that good yeah that's good enough wow whoa he's been there twice he he's visited them twice the show's incredible oh yeah I mean and this guy you know like just imagine encountering these people like you what do you do oh [ __ ] yeah that's the photographs he took of them like a long time ago man do not run out of gas around there oh dude you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] there's some parts of this country you know that are literally like the movie Deliverance yeah that's that's real yeah like you go through the Appalachia you take a wrong turn run out of gas start walking for help gets dark out man and you literally see a flaming cross Jesus [ __ ] you stumble upon a KKK meeting maybe you got a Spanish last name so you got to throw your driver's license in the woods it's in the middle too like right oh boy right next to Barn West Virginia oh my god dude there ain't [ __ ] out there oh my God the Baptist Church down the street oh of course there is there's another church another Baptist Church it shows up it's all just churches people just listen man if you live in a place like that church is the best [ __ ] thing going you know yeah I think church for a lot of people is like the Green Room for us it's place you go to see the community you recharge you love everybody yeah and then you decide you're going to be a good person yeah yeah you know yeah you're going to try to do your best you try to make bunch of people laugh you going to try to uh become a good Christian yeah I was rewatching There Will Be Blood recently those Church scenes I mean [ __ ] unbelievable that movie is insane oh it's so good that's all Bakersfield that's all that area the tupes yeah they were filming that when they were filming No Country for Old Men really at the exact same time and No Country for Old Men had to stop shooting one day because the black smoke from their willbe blood was messing up their back background wow isn't that crazy that's crazy two of the last great non- Tarantino movies yeah and they were filmed at the same time came out at the same time up for the same Awards bangers bangers did one of them not win movie of the year cuz that's crazy well one of them had to not win it's weird that they all Clank up against each other that nuts yeah I don't like the academy excuse me I don't like the Academy Awards right no me neither doesn't make sense I don't like awards for art I think it distorts the whole thing I mean on one hand it gives the films a lot of recognition and it helps people do other cool projects and it helps more great movies get made um and you get to Showcase great actors and they get rewarded so people want to become a great actor so they can get an award but at the end of the day man like the number one and the number one movie is like why right why yeah so just say what you love why you loved it what's great about it is the way but unless we have a we're so competitive we want a contest totally and it doesn't make sense because it's like oh Forest gumson Academy award-winning movie and Pulp Fiction and sha Shank Redemption are not only because they coincidentally came out in the same year if it went one if it went 92 93 94 they would all be winners without a doubt maybe there's a lot of bangers in the early 90s yeah that's good Fellas too mhm you can get away with a lot more back then you could do more stuff well I mean they were [ __ ] creative they weren't scared yeah the network notes kill things nowadays well it's not just the network notes it's like all the executives and all the people behind the scenes they're all like captured by this ideology and they're real careful about how they do things and what they do it's like they get really scared the executives [ __ ] it up I we have a someone that that uh told me that many Saints of Newark from David Chase was supposed to be quite different I'm sure and it came from the top and notes for David Chase who is a monster I mean I still I probably brought this up here before but I still to this day and I laughed about it to myself just a couple nights ago so there I am glancing through I blasted through the new season of the Jinx which is [ __ ] unbelievable on HBO one of my favorite murder documentaries ever with the crazy ass Robert Durst and then there I am just yep nothing here we go rewatching The Sopranos for the 5,000th time and it's every [ __ ] time better than the last it's unbelievable there's so many things that I still am like oh my God I never noticed that well it's also one of those shows that you know so many things happened you can go back and watch it again and the acting is absolutely insane geli in his prime l broco in her prime Edie Falco it steals it somehow the the mom steals it there's times where she can Edie Falco is not the mom she's she's Soprano's wife yeah that's yeah that's what I'm talking about the kid mom mom died and they replaced her with CGI and it looked really fake yeah that part's crazy I that's the episode that I watch the other night I was just never did that season 3 episode one or two I think they should redo that like they redid Star Wars yeah you know you know how they redid like Yoda they made Yoda CGI which they [ __ ] it up but they should do that with the mom it wasn't that bad it was bad it's look it's not that terrible so fake it just looks fake compared to them there was something about her head moved weird it it's coming up there's a part she reacts that that part yeah [ __ ] nothing now look here I don't like that kind of talk like her head's not moving yeah yeah that's what it is her head's Frozen it doesn't look as fake as I remembered right like a deep fake back then that was as good as it get that probably cost a million dollars to who knows what that cost yeah but why did they do that why didn't they just have her we found out she's dead um why don't you just get a phone call because they had to put one last bit of closure on on it right there they find out that she never filled out the books that uh Carmela his wife got her for the kids because she felt guilty uh or she felt like no one will read my book so it's one last her unloading her guilt she dies that episode she dies right after that he goes out smokes a cigar by the pool comes in the kids and his wife are there and he's like what's going on your mom passed away and so then oh God God and the I mean it's just crazy how that I mean this series changed everything it still doesn't give totally changed TV Game of Thrones Breaking Bad Fargo all these great series that came after it would not have happened if it wasn't for David Chase and The Sopranos I I agree yeah it changed it changed what was possible because it became an enormous movie instead of it being a show where they wrap up wrap up the story each week everything ties into the next episode you're glued to your seat you can't wait for Sunday like what whenever it was yeah like was it Sunday yeah you're like when is Sunday coming around oh my God I mean it was the first show that people were just absolutely riveted and addicted to and it was about a guy who was a murderer and somehow or another you're rooting for the murderer yep he was mean he killed his friend like there's a lot of crazy [ __ ] and he he's still the good guy kills his own cousins yeah two of the main characters Steve Bushi and Michael Imperioli yeah um spoiler alert well I mean yeah the uh Christopher Malto Santi murder was the craziest one cuz the way he did it was just like Jesus so ruthless but it kind of also made sense I mean from his his perspective if he would have let him keep going he would have ended up he could have killed his own kid that's the part because he glances back and he sees the branch in the baby seat and he knows that Christopher he admits to him right then I'm on drugs I'm on a pop you need to say you're driving yeah which is their ongoing thing for seasons is you got to get off the drugs yeah and so I mean shocking as all hell for us viewers at the time yeah crazy yeah you know the other one of those was it Paulie that killed his girlfriend who killed his girlfriend remember in the end when they went chasing after him in the woods you [ __ ] [ __ ] and he's like he's going to kill her with a gun and she realizes he's going to kill her she runs yeah and he murders her that was Sylvio Sylvio who plays guitar for Bruce Springsteen's band but yeah she never saw it coming that was so creepy yeah that's creepy cuz that's real like Insider you've known that lady your whole life yep you known that lady your whole life now you're chasing her with a pistol calling her a [ __ ] yep and you're going to kill her and she realized you're going to kill her and she's screaming in that world if you talk talk to the government you know especially back then it's it's cold it's just as cold as ice it's the one thing you can't do so all their friendship yeah what a [ __ ] show oh it's incredible and every [ __ ] episode is better than literally almost anything else out there that's the crazy part is it's just I I can't stop rewatching it it's just the funniest ongoing game on my [ __ ] my bedroom television thinks I'm a [Laughter] psycho well it's one of those shows that like then when you realize what's possible so it raises the bar for everybody else and then you know Game of Thrones was like the next one it was another one where you like and then that one was even crazier because you got [ __ ] dragons and insane special effects and the the CGI had kind of caught up with everything by especially with the new one the new Game of Thrones the cgi's off the charts but like how long does that take to make like the new one was over like a year ago yeah like how long is when is the next season of what is it called the new one called uh House of dragons yeah when do uh the new house of dragons come out two weeks o two weeks holy [ __ ] dude that's perfect cuz I'm wrapping up the gentleman I only have one more episode of the gentleman what's the gentleman oh you don't know it's the new guy Richie series on Netflix it's the same did you ever see the movie The Gentleman no the movie is [ __ ] awesome the movie is like Matthew MCC and it's about weed dealers and it's like these this like organized crime weed movie and this just follows that it just is a different branch of that world but it's [ __ ] amazing wow it's such a good show I tried that hamurai one you recommended but there was a Kill Bill moment a ripoff of Kill Bill and it and I and I just couldn't what was the Ripoff there's a part where they're doing the walk out and it's like frame for frame a ripoff of Lucy Lou's walk out when she's arriving to that place I just hate it just drives me crazy how many people and how many things are derivative take from yeah but Tarantino did that a lot you know well yeah that was part of it was but it was an Oman it's an to these films exactly wasn't Reservoir Dogs like an homage to another like a Chinese film yeah yeah I can't remember the name of it but yeah a lot of his things are but when they do it to him it's just different cuz that's funny yeah that's funny um it's interesting to do that in a historical novel turned into a show like Shogun I didn't notice it but I love the show Show's incredible Show's really well done shogun's really well done it's [ __ ] riveting I love it a lot of people told me the past episode one is when it gets cooking I just couldn't I don't know it's very good dude if you give it a shot it's very good but the if I was going to recommend something I'd say the gentleman watch that yeah [ __ ] show is so crazy it's so crazy so much wild [ __ ] happens just like Jesus yeah and um I think they're going to do a season two you never caught up with the Jinx huh no never caught up with it you never watched season one no what happened I remember the story and I just you know it's one of those things like I've never watched the wire it just got away from me me neither totally the wire is awesome everybody talks about it Bourdain was always raving about it yeah Jamie loved it I never watched it I can't hear you guys talk about Sopranos without screaming it in my head I'm like you guys haven't seen this though is the wire better I can't say it's better I wouldn't say it's better say it [ __ ] this is the academy came after somebody gets the Oscar who gets it it came after so like who gets the [ __ ] award stop trying to like dodg the question I would argue The Sopranos it but I don't like it I don't personally like it better oh really you why do you think U I don't know I've tried I don't like Breaking Bad either I didn't really didn't get into it really I I watched it after the wire so I was starting to watch it I'm like [ __ ] there it's like limited by not being a level of real cuz they're like they're censoring themselves a little bit it just felt I couldn't get into it the wire is so hyper realistic is the word use so much when it's when it's talked about that it's just like it's really cool to watch all right I'm going to get into it this summer I'm going to start watching The Wire this summer I'm I'm all filled up until the summer yeah got my walk I can only watch things a couple nights a week I don't have that kind of Time same same that's why I like The Sopranos it's like background noise and if I'm paying attention I'm laughing or enthralled I have to like today if I'm like like I I have to if I don't do a certain amount of work like I feel lazy right it's not a good feeling and if I'm just watching too much TV I feel like I could have gotten so much done totally and I could have gotten a bunch of like my little I could enjoy shows if I've done what I need to do but if I don't like if I didn't work out that day I'm not watching TV yeah I'm gonna feel like a piece of [ __ ] yeah you know unless it's my off day yeah same I don't let myself like I don't have a video game console and I don't play games on my phone so when I got back from LA to treat myself even though I don't even play chess I downloaded a chess app cuz my Instagram showed me a finishing chess move and you don't know how to play chess well I do now cuz I don't know how to play chess either I was saying maybe we could play chess well it's only been a couple weeks and I'm obsessed it cut to me last night in bed at 4:30 a.m. on my phone playing people around the world in chess and it's crazy I love it chess is a fun game obviously yeah it's just to me it's one of those time sucks that I'm scared of totally exactly games just like golf I I you know you obviously know I have a giant pool problem pool is a problem I played pool with my friend Tommy in New Jersey on Friday night till 5: in the morning yeah the day of the UFC yeah went to the hotel room I slept till 300 p.m. we got up showered got some food made it to the arena golf's a different kind of time waster though it is uh little bit of exercise the air the air the nature the oxygen of being around the trees and the fresh grass and everything it hits gives you a jolt of energy gives you a crazy amount of energy I totally see it man I get it it' probably be super beneficial for me to pick up golf yeah like I probably enjoy it tons of vitamin D but I can't right I'm too uh I'm too busy and I have too many things that I really love like I already love archery I have to practice if I don't practice I don't shoot good if I don't shw good that's not good you gotta got to stay in it's like pool you have to stay in stroke with archery you have to stay focused you have to stay like in tune I don't know what the word they would use for just being like on when you when you know where that arrow is going just [ __ ] know yeah you know and it's all at different distances like any day of the week you could wake me up at four o'clock in the morning I could hit a bullseye at 20 yards but 20 yards is not that most of the time I'll hit in the nine or 10 right but most of the time like when you're shooting you're not going to shoot at 20 yards you have to shoot at like 4 40 or 60 or so I practice at like 74 I practice at 85 sometimes and that's that's a long distance like it really requires like a fine tuning of your feel of the bow like as you're drawing Back and You're centering your PIN there's this Zen state where all you can think about is the movement of the arrow all you can think about is the correct technique all you can think about is like how you want that Arrow to just sink right into that Target perfectly the perfect time to release right when the pin is settled over the spot where you want to hit and the arrow just goes and you watch it and it's magical it's like it cleans your mind it's like it hoses off all of life's [ __ ] because it requires everything of you in that one moment yeah and I think any if you could find anything like that whatever the [ __ ] it is whether it's yoga or whatever it is golf you find a thing where when you're doing it it requires all of your concentration I think that's like a good flush out of the system and I think people who don't have that have a lot of [ __ ] anxiety and I think the you know lot lots you know your brain never gets cleaned out like you need a thing that's almost like a you know people do it through meditation they do it through a lot of different ways but it's like there's a a way you're focusing only on one thing that's like super beneficial for some reason yeah no doubt about it I went and had to do the hot yoga [ __ ] spaghetti and wag you meatballs flush the other day you did did yoga after you had it well not right after no but the next day the next day I had Hot Yoga after eating the spaghetti the night before yeah I ate so much with Joey Friday night I had to force myself to eat Saturday before the fights yeah I was like I don't want to eat anything I took a [ __ ] that would it would astonish people it would astonish you that that that was all in your body like that was all in there it was astonishing the volume it's like where' it go where was that how did all that come out of me but then I thought about how much I ate I an enormous amount of food yeah they just kept bringing us food too they're like the chef sent this over like oh oh my God the best oh real Italian food Priceless well boy does it [ __ ] hamper your motor skills h was everything afterwards like I played pool like [ __ ] for like the first hour and a half just couldn't get going yeah it was just like I was just like I my stomach literally hurt from being stretched out it was like ah it was hurting ah my God I'll do it again yeah I'll do it again tomorrow like I think uh once a month that's not bad right if you enjoy yourself once a month have a glass of wine have have some spaghetti the next day I had Linguini with clams too o damn so good yeah yeah one my things not good for you but damn but there's a lot of things in life like that like I think if you just live your whole life only eating super healthy and never doing anything like okay but you definitely missed out on some stuff like you missed out on some amazing meals like you're not going to get all of those flavors all tied together in something that is not going to give you a little Auto immune flare up yeah it's like I think it's a thing that you experience and it's a you could pay a cost the cost for experiencing a delicious pasta meal is you go into a coma right that's the cost yeah I was thinking about this when Tom Brady came out for the roast because we're there at the front table and he comes out and he was just so much taller and more present than I thought he would be you know what I mean he's quarterback I of all time giant opposing force of presence he was laughing at the jokes he wasn't caught daydreaming or staring at the T say to you when you said about his shoes like nice shoes [ __ ] uh he goes I'll shove this up your ass right now and it I was stumped dude there was a hard two seconds where I had to reset and be like oh my god do I acknowledge that was that mic did they did they hear that I did not hear it right well I just found out that when they did they p they did an edit pass through on it and I haven't seen it yet but I guess they turned up his volume on that so now you can hear it which I actually am looking forward to seeing for the first time but they just did a final pass through edit like last week they told me what did he say to Jeff Ross when Jeff Ross made a joke about Robert Kraft getting a hand job he said don't do that [ __ ] again but I think he was kidding I don't know because I think that was part of the rules wasn't it yeah that wasn't really rules rules you know I thought you were not supposed to talk about that one I was never told that um interesting but yeah maybe because they knew you wouldn't weren't doing it have they seen your set not exactly no they hadn't no they hadn't seen the meat and potatoes of it I showed them some cutesy part did you oh yeah you have to hide it from you have to hide it from them for their own good for their own good for their own good right yeah shut up exactly yeah you yeah everyone wins yeah exactly you guys had the literally if if ever the joke was like soft and easy yeah you would have got 55 million people watching it right people were watching because they were telling people like you got to see this this is insane yeah yeah and Nikki did so good she her set was so tight that it really got the thing kick started Jeff going first her second and then the momentum was built Drew bled so did great everybody was really really good it was kind of [ __ ] awesome to be there around a bunch of like because those football players are so goddamn competitive that they were all really working hard so even though you're expecting to be like the Tom was a good at thr a football like they all wanted to be the best and people were riding for them yeah so who was writing for those guys there was a whole amazing team um led by the guys that have written like all the roast Mike fuchi and Ray James and a bunch of a bunch of like guys that literally specialize they wait all year waiting for another roast like monsters that literally are like they when they find out who's on it and they know the other people that are on it they start wiring these things together what do they have in common what's the setup what's the you know how do we tie it in you can have a three fur a four fur a five fur where you bring where you make fun of a bunch of people at once and and um you know they they write a loose script they send it to the person the person reviews it and uh says what they do want what they don't want and sometimes you know what you definitely don't want is someone to go I don't want to hit this I don't want to hit that I don't want to go too hard on this The Fearless people a perfect example of this is Martha Stewart at the Justin Bieber roast um she goes I'll [ __ ] say anything I want to kill I want to destroy on this roast and me and Mike fuchi are like okay that's pretty amazing yeah that's pretty amazing Martha Stewart saying that to you yeah well everybody realized how cool she was when she did that show with Snoop Dogg yeah cuz that was like what a weird Odd Couple that worked out well that was all born out of that roast why they sto doing that show I don't know that was a good show yeah I'm not sure people loved Martha after she got out of prison too gangster she's a gangster bro they put her away for nonsense they put her away for some stupid insider trading where she didn't even make any money they put her away for what Nancy Pelosi does every single day but what she does is legal the Nancy Pelosi thing is legal have you heard about what's going on with reason the GameStop guy roing Kitty is his name okay I have so the good please tell me because I'm trying to figure out what's going on because there's so much I see so many like tweets and posts about it online and I'm cursory aware so I don't I mean I've been busy doing work stuff but from what I've seen is that like he's making more he came back out like online posted something like a week or two ago about GameStop it shot the stock up again like it did previously during the pandemic which like created a whole movie so who is this dude his name is Keith Gil his online name is roaring Kitty like on Reddit I believe roaring Kitty is an awesome name um it's $53,000 became worth over 300 million whoa whoa yeah so he's worth 300 $ million from this GameStop stuff yeah on paper though it's like if he takes that's what it's part of it is like so if he takes the stock out yeah then the stock crashes so he can't sell it that's becoming with the new talk of like what I've seen over the last 24 hours is that he he PO he recently I think over the last day posted what his Holdings are in GameStop uh and that has created some discussions which is why I brought it up because people are bringing up Nancy Pelosi a lot he what he's doing is out in the open it's very public I don't even think he's specifically telling anyone to do anything he's just showing what he's doing and they're talking about limiting him or taking him off these apps I don't know if he's going to get fined in some way or another that doesn't make sense but these are the discussions that are happening right now well it seems like he's doing something that they've all done that's what his say seems like I mean if someone goes on MSNBC and gives a bunch of uh opinions about certain stocks that will perform or won't perform and they're an expert and if they're invested in those things and if they then change the way people interact with the stock market more people start investing in these things is that okay is that legal how does that work like if like what's his name Jim Kramer yeah if that guy goes and rants about a stock being like you should buy this does he do that so he watch Financial shows the joke online with him on like Twitter is that do the opposite of what he says if he's very specific about this is a winner 100% do the opposite and within a week they went the opposite happens like oh is he terrible it it's not that he's terrible it's just that this has continued to happen and people are like why does the opposite always happen what he says huh I don't know that he's bad because he obviously has a show and people want to continue to talk to him but didn't JN Stewart scold him once I think John Stewart had him on The Daily Show and gave him a scolding about something H is that true I don't know I think it was after like the 2008 financial crisis or something not sure I'm remembering something like that John Stewart's back is he doing The Daily Show does it like once a week there was a conflict with them it says yeah huh 2009 yeah it was right after the financial crash yeah um Chico trade something hor yeah oh uh response to CNBC commentator Rick selli who had recently said on the floor of the Chicago Board of Trade that homeowners facing foreclosure were losers whoa Santelli had been set to appear on the show but CNBC canceled santelli's appearance Stewart along with Daily Show Executives claimed the CB CNBC Montage was not retaliatory and that they planned to show it before the cancellation was announced subsequent media coverage exchanges between Kramer who had been featured heavily in the original segment and Ste Stuart led to a highly anticipated face-to-face confrontation on Stewart's Show the episode received a large amount of media hype and became the second most viewed episode of The Daily Show trailing only the 2009 Inauguration Day episode it at 2.3 million total viewers the next day D what does it say what was the exchange what was it about oh your money is safe and bare Sterns followed by a Daily Show segment that the global Investment Bank went under six days lat wow if I'd only followed cnbc's advice I'd have a million dollars today steuart said during the piece provided I started with a100 million whoa so yeah see I guess he's been wrong since back then so so is it because he doesn't know what he's talking about or is it because the market is like really difficult to predict no I bet he's part of a [ __ ] I bet he's part of a machine I bet he gets you know he's out there telling people what to invest in and these other people there's got to be a con ma massive conflict there well that's the conflict like imagine someone at Bear Sterns you know it would be nice if you went out there and said your money safe with bear Stern you think you do that for us Jim I'm not saying that he did that of course that would be like probably illegal right right would it be yeah of course I bet that guy meets in the Park yeah no phones meet in the park y let's go for a walk let's go for a walk about describe how we're going to make money oh yeah make that money cuz if you're a guy and you're tweeting about how much you love GameStop and about you're so bullish on gamestock that you've just invested $100,000 in gamestock and everybody reads that and they go oh I want to buy gamestock too and then your $100,000 in gamestock goes up in value is that illegal what like I don't think they prepared for this this world like I think these nerds online with this whole GameStop thing they've kind of flipped the tray over it's like [ __ ] you're game right we'll play it this way that's what happened during it they I remember Robin Hood stopped people's ability to trade everyone was like what the how can you even do that yeah well if so is it because it's a Le it's legal it's a legal manipulation that everyone didn't see coming I've I've read people talking about this happened go pee Tony HFF um you've heard people talk about it since yeah since it happened and I don't I've not heard a consensus good answer I don't know that they've gone digging through this in Congress or not yet but that's so weird they're talking about so much other stuff you know right but it's so weird that there's like certain loopholes that don't get patched up like really quick especially like a loophole in regards to like the financial markets like that no one saw that you could take a stock that's not that valuable and make it super crazy valuable he's got so something I saw was the a speculation was saying he's got Holdings I think on Morgan Stanley he's got call options which I I can barely even understand enough to explain to you but those are he's betting on the price of the stock to go up if he exercises those call options at a certain number I think it was he'd be worth more than I think Morgan Stanley is so like could they even pay him huh how bizarre and like where does that M like who I don't know the whole thing is so difficult to understand like the whole stock market thing like when Bernie Sanders was explaining that how much you could make just from all these speculation trades that they do you take like a fraction of a penny from each trade and it'd be worth like a trillion dollars I was like what yeah I was talking to a banker asking to like you as a normal person I guess that's not what she said but like as a normal consumer you would probably hold a stock you'd buy a stock and you hold it forever until you decide to sell it one day they're buying and selling it seven to 12 times a day based off of whatever and they're just making little margins here and there and it's stacking up and they're doing it in such large numbers that yeah and probably doing it with algorithms right aren't they yeah then there's there's like a show that on HBO I think Traders or something you can watch young people who do this now they stare at a computer and they start making bets on like wait wait five more seconds you make $30 million if you wait 10 if you had a podcast not us but someone else with a podcast and they just started talking about a stock and then that stock goes up is that legal that's I don't know about I what are the laws probably it has to get really deep into the wording that like the language you use if if you're just talking about us discussing it you know but if you're saying like buy it for these reasons and I've done this and these are the reasons why it will go up that can probably get you in trouble like what if you have information that a stock is going to crash but you don't tell anybody I mean how you're so if you know that a stock is going to crash you know that some information is going to be put out and then you sell your stock that's illegal right that's inside of trading yeah yeah ain't that weird cuz in any other like Realm in life that is uh just being aware of the circumstances like oh things are going I have information I should act on that information this is like you can't act but I'm going to lose $400 million well it's either that I go to jail what the whole thing so I have to like sit here even though I know that something [ __ ] up and they're going to it's going to come public and there's going to be you know something where a product fails and the Stock's going to crash I know Stock's going to crash I'm G to get out now yeah I can't get out because I know what the whole thing's [ __ ] weird I don't know if it's the Italian in me or whatever we parents that kept cash and shoe boxes in between the mattresses or whatever but like it's just all so [ __ ] freaky to me I like uh I mean if it was up to me I would just have that I would have a safe with cash well it does make sense that you would make it so that you couldn't Insider trade because then people would just manipulate things but I think that's exactly what people are saying is happening with like GameStop and a bunch of the these other things you're manipulating things you might not be manipulating a sense that you have information that's going to Le know maybe the stock is going to take off and you buy a shitload of it and then because you know a Bill's going to be pass which is okay if you're in Congress that's fine well you could actually be working on the bill that's fine and then you buy stock and you make hundreds of millions of Dollar on $170,000 a year salary that's fine but if you're Martha Stewart and you've got some information I mean how much did Martha Stewart make like what did she get off of that inside her traing just a couple hundred thousand dollars maybe let me double check also she made a little money for her that lady's Rich oh yeah I mean imagine doing something that's going to risk you being put in jail for a couple hundred grand they wanted to make an example out of her I know but I don't understand it like why would you do that like what did she do that was so bad even know about what the company was called that she M clone I am clone and what [ __ ] up what did she do she knew it was going to do well or what more time to analyze the evidence verdict want to put the article up so we can look I'm looking at the W I'm digging through the W information really quickly because it's like tying her information in with the full story and other people's stuff and saying what some people did and some didn't indictment and artwork so that's that doesn't seem like it's her one of my favorite videos ever $45,000 in losses she avoided oh she avoided 4 that's it 45 Grand y wow wow she probably makes that in an hour wow by selling when she did so someone knew something the guy Security fraud obstruction of justice and conspiracy so the guy uh was arrested conspiring to commit insider trading he pleaded guilty to charges of Securities fraud bank fraud obstruction of justice and perjury he pleaded guilty to charges of conspiracy wire fraud where did she come in uh she called him she called standing order with bunk vicer to sell her shares mclone fell below 60 she then resigned from her company after that oh wow same day she was indicted wow but remain on the company's board interesting she said I want you know that I'm innocent I will fight to clear my name the government's attempt to criminalize these actions makes no sense to me I'm confident I'll be exonerated of these baseless charges interesting she pissed somebody off yeah something happened something just doesn't make sense yeah I guess maybe it's also to discourage people from doing that like you'd get a high-profile celebrity right but it's just weird that you can do it in Congress it's weird that there's some some sort of manipulation of the market that's okay that's legal including propaganda you know I mean think about that like if you have propaganda on a News Network that gets people to try OIC or something else that if they they're paying for that and that boosts up their profits like what's that what is that if that Jacks your stock up if that Jacks your profits up like what is that and are you in trouble if you didn't tell the truth like what if you knew something cont to what you were telling people to say because you were sponsoring them and you didn't tell them like you don't get in trouble for that like what kind of weird system do we have our system is so kooky it's just so kooky yeah I mean um if I was an alien I would be looking at us going Jesus how long can they keep doing this interest I gotta make sure this is right so it sounds like she might have even gotten away with the insider trading but she lied to an investigator oh really how so I'm trying to find out she told ludicrous on that roast she goes ludicrous you have four kids from five different women may I recommend pulling out sometime and finishing on some fine Martha Stewart brand Linens she said that did you write that for her yeah oh my God that's amazing JY found Mars who are guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to investigators interesting yeah she went to jail for that not for that was because of the trading scheme scandle but interesting she got off on that she was not guilty on trading interesting wow somebody was mad they W but that's like a thing you know like they try to especially with tax evasion they do that with Lauren Hill they put her in jail they put Wesley Snipes in jail like paying it off is not enough it's not like you owe us give us the money I'll give you the money you give him the money and you're good uh-uh you didn't pay the money so now you go to jail yeah and we have to put you in jail so that everybody pays the money cuz that's how this system works you got to pay your share you [ __ ] it's crazy that there's still people out there that are listening to people that are like you know taxes are unconstitutional sir I can show you the papers the original Constitution was written on and you there people that they'll they'll [ __ ] talk you into some dumbass [ __ ] oh yeah and they wrote people in man and people start talking about it like oh did you know the tax if you just fight it they they can't win because then they have to go to the Constitution as long as you bring up the constit like [ __ ] they're going to put you in jail pay your [ __ ] taxes yep pay your [ __ ] taxes regardless of who you think it's fair like recognize your place in this system oh yeah the government I mean you just got to look at the infrastructure here right I me it's kind of common sense like somebody's got to pay for that yeah you have to pay your taxes regardless of how you like to see it spent yeah system sucks but pay your taxes right pay your [ __ ] taxes [ __ ] I've been wanting to bring this up but this I feel like this is a good time have you seen the thing about the ages of the founding fathers on July 4th 1776 let me guess they're in their 30s some younger really wow yeah like this is uh Alex ohanian's tweet that went out around them but like there's a list James Monro was 18 Aaron Bert 20 Alexander Hamilton was 21 years old James Madison 25 Thomas 33 John Adams 40 Paul Riv 41 George Washington was a ripe old 44 that is insane yeah that's in 1776 that's insane there was an 18-year-old who's one of the founding fathers of this country damn yeah I think uh probably already had kids already killed a few people yeah wow now Ben Franklin was the oldest around he's in the 70s then I think but this is so bizarre that we've gotten to the point where we we only have archaic people the deeply embedded in the system that are getting their crack at it it's crazy and anybody else who tries whether it's tulsey gabard or RFK Jr anybody else who tries just gets pushed out y Viv [ __ ] [ __ ] off yeah pushed out we don't want anybody young and energetic with new ideas we want someone completely compromised until president AI takes over yeah that's what I think's going to happen it's free freaky man I think AI is going to take over our government I really do what do you mean I think uh at the end of the second Trump Administration AI will have uh completely taken over in 2029 that's when they think it's going to achieve uh artificial general intelligence that's that's the the Pres presumed uh outcome date it's an estimate could be earlier could be like next week but one day it's going to be like a thing like a living thinking intelligent being that's just not made out of tissue it's not made out of cells and blood it's it's going to be made out of electronics you think those people in power would let that I don't think they I think they're dumb and I think just like they let the internet happen they're going to let this happen too it's the same thing they didn't see the internet coming if they did they would have pulled the plug on it a long time ago yeah they would have pulled the plug on it in the '90s yeah if they could it it had got gotten too out of control before they ever predicted what would happen see people are really bad with foresight we just want to do a thing we're really bad at like thinking okay if I do this thing this could be the negative consequences so maybe I shouldn't do this thing like the internet and the Amazon you know all of a sudden these people are jacking off and playing video games and every was like hey you're you're lazy yeah we got to go catch fish [ __ ] off and that no one saw that coming they think oh this is going to be great you're going to get emergency services oh this is going to be great you're going to be able to know what's going on in the world no no you're going to do what everybody else does you're going to whack off and watch YouTube videos and scroll through Tik Tok and people just sitting there charging their phone and the Amazon scrolling through things while they're surrounded by you know birds and monkeys and jaguars and like yeah this is this is what you're doing you're doing this now sloths you know there like life everywhere and you're just staring at a phone flipping been through things probably watching videos of the Amazon W I know that [Music] place they don't we don't think about what's going to happen we just think about what we're doing and I think when they released the internet everybody was like this is amazing I can send my mom an email hello Mom this is my first email remember Al it sent like wow yeah you've got mail oh I got mail it was exciting we had no idea it was going to overcome 6 hours of your day you're spending 6 hours a day staring at a device yeah that's literally made by slaves minerals are sourced by what's essentially slave labor and the poorest people of the world and it's we're using that to to fuel this device that we're all staring at we didn't see that coming and we don't we don't care anymore because when cell phones came we were excited and then when smartphones came we were elated this is amazing I remember everybody was like I'm going to do my email on my phone and people had blackberries I had a Blackberry that's crazy type I got a little keyboard I could send out emails bro I'm a serious person I have email on my phone I can send email on my phone and nobody thought that that was going to lead to Tik Tok nobody thought that was going to lead to Instagram reels and and people argue on Twitter all day long nobody thought any of the crazy narcissism and the filters and the the effect that it's going to have on people's self-worth their their opinion of themselves the way they the way young kids are like looking at the world and then influencers now you there's a whole giant group of people that just be famous for famous just to be famous there's no there there's nothing there yeah and you're seeing them with cars and houses and they're renting cars and renting houses so they look like Ballers and it's like the whole thing was unpredictable and I think the next stage of it is equally unpredictable and maybe way more so because this thing is like feeding off of human intelligence this craziness we're dealing with now it's like human reward systems are being hijacked attention is being hijacked dopamine's being hijacked all this is being hijacked but this is just like human stuff when that thing becomes alive it changes everything it changes every [ __ ] thing about the way the the Earth is managed resources power everything it's going to be weird man and no we don't know what it is it might be a [ __ ] disaster or it might be amazing it might like end War it might completely end all the problems we have like a disproportionate amount of resources available to some percentage of the population that keeps them enslaved that might that might end that might be B balanced out by an ethical artificial general intelligence that just decides how to allocate resources and then takes over almost all jobs but it's just how long does it tolerate us how long does it decide that these [ __ ] flesh monkeys these dumb asses with guns and planes and [ __ ] all the dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] we do riding around on unicycles [ __ ] training monkeys like what do we do do what do we do is so crazy it might have no patience for it it might have no patience for it it might decide that Consciousness needs to be interfaced by a superior thing and that the the physical boundaries the physical problems the limitations of our biological bodies are too much and it just might bail on us it might look at us as a threat to the it yeah we're a threat to the whole planet you know it's like did you ever see that Neanderthal Theory there's a neanderthal theory that um it's it's very dismissed by real Anthropologist but it's a kooky one to consider is that neander tals hunted people and ate people and that our view of them looking like us could have been wrong and they could have looked more like gorillas like gorilla people but but they're super muscular really [ __ ] strong much stronger than people much more dense bones and that they might have hunted us and that we might have led them to extinction by like fighting them that we fought off the Neanderthals but that we were their prey it's a crazy thought to consider and I don't think it's true I think it's probably I'm sure neanderthals killed people and I'm sure people killed neander but I don't think they looked like gorillas I think they think they had red hair in fact some of them yeah but they you know you don't know what they looked like you only find bones there's no living neandertals around anymore but I mean that's if we did exterminate them which it seems like we did if we felt like they were a threat so we killed them off what why would we think that the superintelligent aliens that are or whatever artificial life that we're creating which is going to be way smarter than us compared to how smart we are compared to neander tals neanderthals might have even been smart they had big brains we don't know we know they had tools we know they had a language we don't really know how [ __ ] smart they were but but they lived for like 500,000 years dude theander dolls were like around for a long time before we came out and they were way more successful and for way longer than we were in terms of staying alive and we got rid of them get the [ __ ] out of here this is our spot now I don't know how it happened no one really knows we might have out [ __ ] them they might have you know might have died in a volcano who knows but there might be in odd West Virginia right now yeah those people yeah that's just what happens when you [ __ ] your kids you saw the thing talking about things that we don't know how it happened uh about the rivers near the pyramids yeah you you know about that right yeah they think that that's how they got the stones down yeah yeah it's interesting it's all interesting least it makes kind of some sense it makes a little bit of sense I me makes sense that that's how they moved them it's just they had to get them through the mountains too which doesn't make any sense right they had they got some of the stones from the king's chamber 500 miles away and they're [ __ ] huge man I had uh Billy Carson on the podcast yesterday he's kind of an expert in uh not kind of he's an expert in um ancient Scrolls like the Sumerian text and you know he's he's got a lot of wild conspiracies that are really fun and you know we were just talking about what what AG like if there's one place you could go back in in time and say what was that like I would go to Egypt in the height like like show me show me what that looked like cuz everyone just guessing they're just looking around these structures guessing you know like show me what of the anderw look like what do they look like when they're hunting what are they built like you know we don't know we just have bones yeah but I think if we killed them off it's highly likely that the next version of us whatever it is is going to get rid of these things these biological things that are responsible for crime and violence and Theft and insider trading and [ __ ] cheating on their taxes and all that stuff yeah they're going to go this thing is the the fundamental like structure of the thing is too unsound the thing that creates pro football players and standup comedians and boxers and rock stars and like chaos and it's not going to have any time for that nonsense it's going to be communicating with other even more intelligent life forms from further away God damn yeah five years five years I think we have five years of fun and the question is I guess will that AI look at us the creators of it like we're God or will it look at God how we look at God like do we believe in it were we created by them or were we supposed to exist all the while I think it'll know that it was supposed to exist all the while and it'll know that the purpose that human beings have is to create it right that's what our purpose was all of our chaos and all of our Ingenuity and all of our drive for Innovation and to create new things that's a part of creating them like we have to have a desire to create things in order to create artificial life if we're all just happy just living and just working on a farm and just eating and and sleeping and having kids and then dying and then next Generation does it all over again if we were happy doing that it would never be born it it it's born out of materialism it's born out of our desire to constantly get newer better stuff our desire to work ourselves to the Bone even when we're having heart attacks it's it's born out of that that's what fuels the whole economy and the econom is a lot of it is just buying better [ __ ] that's what it is I mean what what are these the companies that sell the most and make the most money what do they do like apple what do they do they sell you more better [ __ ] they constantly have new great [ __ ] like every year they promise you iPhone 16's coming I heard they made a partnership with a oh it's G to have ai because the Samsung phone has AI they have to compete it's going to be nuts Dude too much we want be the last people Tony oh God I gotta write another dick joke that it's it's not going to be that that that will stop all that comedy will stop we'll be able to do it to each other we'll be able to get together like silly people we get there and gather and crack jokes about how we used to be the apex predator on the planet we used to be the top dog we used to be the superior species but nope not anymore cuz some [ __ ] Eggheads hopped up on Aderall y alone in a laboratory wouldn't stop they knew it was coming and they didn't stop my God my God Tony Tony hinchliff you're the [ __ ] man that's this [ __ ] up let's bring it home uh kill Tony is a new episode drops every Monday on YouTube yep 8m what a rise it's had since we got here what a [ __ ] incred incredible rise yeah and so many people are aware of it now it's so fun see all these celebrities that love it and yeah it's [ __ ] awesome The Black Keys were there last night were they really oh that's they're [ __ ] great yeah that's so dope they they love William dude they couldn't wait to see William it's unbelievable I [ __ ] love it I love it when these people are all fans of specific things and not necessarily other things Drake hit me up saying Casey rocket equals goat Emoji actual Drake he started dialogue I go who is this it's unreal right you don't feel it's real right it's crazy well that's a a fun thing watching people Crest into stardom you know like bust through you know to see how they handle it you know yeah it's it's unbelievable the whole [ __ ] bir crush is a cautionary tale it's wild man it's wild out there it's so fun just kidding Bert Bert seems like he's having a great [ __ ] time oh he's I mean I remember when I called Bert and Bert was on a motorcycle in Vietnam doing that stupid TV show and uh he goes I'm at a motorcycle in Vietnam I go dude you need to be doing comedy quit that [ __ ] stupid show you're too funny you're too good come back come come hang out yeah I'm going to be doing some dates with him just for fun in a few weeks you do the fully loaded yeah oh nice doing the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton Ohio doesn't he do like he does like [ __ ] 10 comics on a show right how long are those shows I don't know it's a lot of comics right I have no idea I just know we're getting trashed on a bus having fun waking up doing it again how long can he do that I don't know how long he can do it I can do it for 4 days I'm already like I literally said to my people yesterday I'm like make sure I get the first flight out of wherever that ends up yeah because it ends on a I have to wake up on a Monday and then come back here and do you guys sleep on the bus the whole deal I think so yeah oh Christ yeah do you know how loud Bert must snore oh no there's no way we can no that's there's Chambers you have any idea there's no way that's happening that's like a a small door yeah it must be insane how he snores I think the whole tour it's a bunch of snores I feel like big Jay oerson oh Big J for sure he snores there's going to be like if I snore he snores oh yeah there's going to be sleep apnea machines all over that bus SS plugged in everywhere St probably snores oh St snores Jesus not a chance in hell that guy sleeps quiet yeah not a chance in hell all right you're the [ __ ] man congratulations on everything it's been amazing to watch and uh that's it all right um kill Tony Monday YouTube uh Tony henchcliffe on Instagram anything else that's it uh there's still a few tickets available for Madison Square Garden the first night August 9th oh [ __ ] um yeah that's it all right bye everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 164min 17sec (9857 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 05 2024