Joe Rogan Experience #1516 - Post Malone

i'll give you my duck supreme that's my everybody's too high song right when it's like oh no this guy's [ __ ] high yeah hang on and we're rolling what's up brother how are you what's going on how are you got you in here man finally i'm finally here i'm happy to be light huh this is your [ __ ] yeah come on all right cheers sir why not pleasure also precursor i haven't slept i know we haven't slept around mushrooms and uh let's roll yeah [ __ ] it we'll do it live let's do it live [ __ ] it why utah man why you live in utah what's that about i have no idea have you are you from there no sir i was born in syracuse new york yeah it is it's absolutely exciting i love it it's got a good vibe too because it's this it's almost like utah is a secret because everybody's scared of the mormons so they don't go there right but then you get there like jesus christ it's beautiful and these mormons are so nice everybody's so nice everybody's so nice in utah and um you know i did so i don't remember what tour it was exactly but there were supposed to be 5 000 people to show up and then we end up getting to the show and there's 17 000 people so we had to move it outside of the venue right on the salt flats oh wow and i was just like if this isn't a sign from god or the aliens you know the aliens then i don't know what is so i looked at houses on zillow and i found one and fix it all up and that's awesome now i've been there two years just about that's a good it's a good spot for a guy like you too because it's chill in comparison to the rest of your life which is so crazy yeah well that's the whole [ __ ] i couldn't do la i couldn't do la like i moved like i said from syracuse to dallas and then dallas to la when i was 18 and i it's it's a lot for me and i couldn't focus the way that i needed to right so on your music yeah and on every like there's always you know before covid there's always something going on right like 24 7 like it could be eight in the morning it could be what time is it right now two o'clock something yeah and then you gotta go do a podcast or you gotta go to like a a rooftop pool party or something and you know being in utah it's so [Music] peaceful like you said and you get to focus on the music and wake up to the mountain yeah and the sun sets at 10 p.m which is bizarre right around this time yeah it's just nuts you know it is it is bizarre right like now it's especially bizarre utah's always got a weird vibe man like zion national park you go out there to the rocks and skinwalker ranch i've been there have you yeah nothing happened though we went there for a tv show we're like come on aliens where are you you [ __ ] they weren't behind you you don't know tyler tyler the alien oh no yeah that's my dog you were telling me yeah his best friend's name is ziggy did they visit you in the middle of the night no they don't they just visit me during the day we just play beer pong damn if you do the right drugs you can meet the aliens we were talking about that in the green room if you do the right amount of mushrooms in a tank getting a float tank you can meet aliens well that's whenever you're you're most vulnerable like you said most vulnerable most most susceptible to that's that's why i like weed you know we were talking about weed makes you vulnerable and i think for someone like me that's a good thing to like think that way to think sure think just just look at all the vulnerabilities and just the reality of life and the temporary nature of it which makes me more appreciative right like the fear actually makes me more appreciative but mushrooms are a different animal man they just bring you to this weird place that's like right next door you know it's like it's like a hall pass to this other place like you get like a vip bracelet you get to go into another room that's right there all the time but you can't go in until you get that bracelet yeah and that's the whole thing like uh i i've been doing these microdoses for a while and you don't really catch it until you do like 10 like right off the rip but then i ate these chocolates the other day some shroomies chocolates and me and my my producer lou we made a uh a coachella set for about two hours wow based off of the roblox do you know roblox yes i have girls young daughters so you know when you're older do you know do you know the death sound of roblox no what's the sound that's what happens when you die yeah and then i sampled it and we made a whole two-hour set off of the deal with just a [ __ ] four to the floor kick drum and it was the time of my life wow and i felt like i got that vip wristband and i was backstage at ziggy and tyler's concert the aliens do you feel like that sometimes when ideas come to you when you're [ __ ] up like it's almost like like it's a gift from somewhere i have no idea i think all of my ideas are kind of like mistakes it's like because you never wake up and say today i'm gonna write the you know congratulations or any or any song and you kind of just it's it's all about like right moment right time yeah like i had oh i had like eight bud lights right and then i took just a tiny bit of shrooms and then here it's like and then it just happens yeah there's it's it's like it is an accident it is just like a spur of the moment type deal to where you're like let me sing this melody over this b or let me make this be even and it just kind of happens i don't know well that's the flow state right when you just you can get out of your own way and you can let ideas come to you like i was talking with this dude his name is joe desenna he runs the spartan race he's a really smart car very interesting guy he does a lot of stuff for kids he's got all these kid programs these kids do like difficult tasks and it like to do it over a summer camp it gets them better but we were talking about it and we were talking about being healthy and all the benefits of being healthy sure and i was like this there's a lot to that but there's also a lot to like the person who binges and creates something incredible like we were talking about stephen king's books like some of the ones he doesn't even remember right are the best ones because he was on coke and drinking a [ __ ] case of bud like he just blasted out of his head chain smoking cigarettes and he doesn't even remember writing i think it's cujo he doesn't even remember writing it like wrote carrie half blacked out you read that book today man that is one of the short [ __ ] hearts my dad's the biggest stephen king's fan stephen king fan dude and then he's amazing but i i mean at the end of the day it's like uh to each his own you know what i mean i mean whatever gets you through through the night no some people can definitely do it straight and and you know i've definitely had ideas without any influence of anything before right but i feel like sometimes things come to you when when you're like a little high at least right a little drunk and they're like i don't know if i would have ever thought about this without the weed they just come out of nowhere that's what and that's and that's the whole thing too like drinking rose or drinking you know bud light and then a little bit of just the something else yeah whether it be you know smoking a little bit of a jake cause i i'm an anxious person you told me before you're not an anxious person but not really but i used to smoke a lot but now not so much maybe i'll smoke watch a funny movie and then [ __ ] but it's it's that stroke genius and you're like if i was nothing in my blood right now but just blood no booze no anything would i have thought of that and that's a that's the whole different deal it's it's uh it's wild really i think apart the way i think of wakeboarding sure because uh when you're wakeboarding and you're on that wave it look i don't wakeboard but when i watch people do it i don't wait for it either it looks awesome right when they're on that and they're catching those waves but then when they wipe out man they go down hard that's like wheat so you're not gonna stay on that board forever if you get really [ __ ] up that board's going to flip over and you're going to whenever you rip that big ass trick you do the behind the back double spin that's a stroke of genius and that's that's what i think that there's a certain magic that goes into making a record or you know if if you're a painter a painting or if you're a dancer a [ __ ] cool dance move i think they're all related in some way yeah there's something there that yeah that just kicks off and you can't control it and you can't say when it's gonna happen but it just happens whatever that is that that makes humans so interested in creating things that other people can enjoy but that's that's what it is it's like there's a weird frequency humans creating things that they know other people are going to enjoy and if you can just get lost in the beauty of just creating the thing and get out of your own way then these ideas will come to you but if you get in your own way you have less bandwidth for the ideas and when they come to you they've it feels like this isn't they're even yours like it's like you're interacting with something like these ideas just like if you have an idea for like a if i have an idea for a new bid or something like that sometimes they just come from nowhere yeah like where'd that come from yeah what is this yeah what is uh where where are premises from what's an idea from it's like creativity comes from the weirdest part of your brain that no one knows how to i mean you there's like you could have breathing exercises you could do all sorts of things to try to stimulate it right but the reality is you can't even measure it no you don't know when it's up when it's down you just know what you're doing if you're making some cool [ __ ] yeah well and it's so that's so bizarre like to think about like you said it's just really humans creating something that other humans [ __ ] with yeah that's exactly what it is and that makes you feel good that's the most there's something there yeah when you see like when you're in concert and you see 15 000 people rocking out to your song right like that that has got to be a crazy feeling yeah it is yeah well whenever you know you're on the podcast everybody's seeing you whenever you're kicking somebody in the face everybody watching there's a there's a feeling there and it's just like oh i realize finally i'm not actually just one person yeah i as as like mithril as it sounds i'm with everybody you're with us as as in one moment in time everybody is there doing the same thing with the same energy the same good intention yes it's it's it's [ __ ] magical you know it's weird yeah that's what's what you're doing right you're tapping into some magic i'm trying but that's what it is if if you if you think about what kind of alchemy is involved in making the right sounds to make people feel different sure because with a great song man you're giving a person a drug you know there's a there's a dopamine rush you get goosebumps a great song will hurt you like you when you're doing that man you're hitting that audience with 15 000 people and they're all vibing on this thing that you've created like that's kind of magic it's [ __ ] magic and that's the coolest thing because if you didn't know it existed you would never believe someone could do it you're like what are you talking about if there's no music at all imagine a world with no music just animals right you never figured out how to make melodies and bars and songs that you write down we were just animals right someone told you hey man there's just i'm going to make some sounds and people going to lose their [ __ ] they're going to be 15 000 people are going to get raymond i always think about this too and this is a weird thought you know how like there's famous people throughout history yeah how the [ __ ] do they know what they look like like think about like in like wild west times when they see a dude in the bar and he's like oh you're crazy bill i've seen you how does that work how did they even know it was that guy how did they even know and then and then even somebody could say oh i'm crazy bill oh yeah but then how do you even believe him well there's some pop there was imposter people all up until the internet you know there's like you you can't be a fake post malone today right but you could in 1970 you could play it off like stories that people tell and think if it's the imposter if it's a real dude right there's probably a lot of [ __ ] when it comes to like wild west stories or think about even 1600s like oh this dude it was crazy with a battle axe or something i saw him cut like nine dudes in half with one swing right but it's the wrong dude right it's not even [ __ ] william the the uh whatever it is i don't know that one something no this is a cool what's the cool word what's a cool name for a dude who swings battle axes other than the behemoth the slicer it was charlie the slicer oh it's hilarious you're gonna think there's no way to tell but just imagine history before pictures what are you talking about draw me a picture this is what the boats would look like when they would pull how the [ __ ] do you know like it was an abstract idea yeah you were the only way you could see something was someone how to draw it for you right well that's what i love to think like it used to be like instagram filters essentially like oh i'm a rich dude i want this artist to paint me but make me skinny like me like make me rip yeah yeah yeah maybe a little more handsome give me a bigger dick in my statue i mean imagine if there was like this one guy you would go to in the neighborhood and all the ladies were like you got to go to him he makes her ass look so perfect and like that's how they would get their picture done this dude would paint some nonsense version of them this yeah no one knows how do you know you better mirrors barely work back then i wasn't there mirrors were probably terrible back then when were mirrors invented they're looking at [ __ ] through fire right that's the only way they light any room up it's fire they have little lamps everywhere it's preposterous they have no idea what they look like it doesn't work no it doesn't work so imagine this is this is how ballsy people were in like the 1400s there were people that would get in a boat and travel across a [ __ ] ocean it would take weeks and weeks and weeks based on a drawing and some [ __ ] someone wrote down yeah it's [ __ ] insane insane you don't even know where the [ __ ] you are insane also there's some salty dogs and some rap scallions what's what's another pirate term dude i was reading about pirates landlubber the coast of uh south carolina was it blackbeard is he with the the big one it just makes you think like jesus christ like these are real people that would get like real famous dudes who'd get in boats and show up and just [ __ ] people up and steal all their [ __ ] they were so famous for doing that so crazy and it's so funny you bring up blackbeard because i saw somebody had like some kind of sash or like uh like like a miss america like a bandolier oh yeah yeah exactly and it was looked like you had a bunch of like black powder pistols like you got one shot and then you're out like yeah it's so funny that wasn't that long ago man does the early 1800s when they came up with a revolver the colt came up with the revolver and they didn't even really put it to use until the texas rangers the texas rangers figured out how to uh there's a guy named it was jack hayes i think he's the original texas ranger and basically he was this badass dude who figured out how to fight the indians on their turf they were basically like like the navy seals of the texas frontier guys who fought against the comanches and this guy figured out how to use a revolver that wasn't that long ago that's like 1840. it and it's moving so far you know what they say you know they say god made man samuel colt made him equal yeah that's a [ __ ] great statement that's what colt invented the revolver they're the ones who invented the i think it was a five shot revolver it was the first time they figured out how to fight the comanches they would they would ride on a horse they'd stay on the horse they didn't get off the chute and they could shoot five times in a row and they had a bunch of those cartridges so they get the cartridges are already loaded so they'd take it off put a new cartridge in fully loaded and lock it in sure it was it was the whole wheel yeah the whole wheel so you can only carry a few of those with you crazy it's so bizarre how much [ __ ] has evolved to kill each other in since 1840 it's [ __ ] insane insane and even you think about even before whenever you had musk at tears and [ __ ] yeah and you would just stand in a line and you would shoot and then a dude behind you would shoot and everybody's just shooting looking right at each other ridiculous it's it's it it's the craziest [ __ ] [ __ ] they fought like that for a long time man they fought with honor and dignity like they would show up blow trumpets when it was time to fight then they'd go fight each other they'd all stand in a line yeah two guys talk you had two guys walk up and talk yeah go back and then everybody else would just shoot each other point blank like it's it blows my mind you know it's crazy too there was a lot of them would uh a lot of them would they would give up and they would uh surrender and they would hand the man their sword and they would accept it and shake their hand they had like weird rules of combat that everybody sort of adhered to back then it's very strange to read about it's it's different it's different as [ __ ] but it's not that long ago that's what's crazy it's like the best you could do is shoot someone with a musket or a cannon right just a couple hundred years ago right that's i mean that's manageable it's it's it's nuclear weapons aren't managed yet now now it's like one nuclear bomb ruined your whole day yeah that's not manageable at all it's it's awful tyler tyler and ziggy are looking down at us right now my aunt those are like that's why they're here i agree i agree wholeheartedly i think they're like these dummies are going to do something stupid if aliens are real i'm not 100 convinced that i'm probably like 90 convinced but if they are real i leave in the room for [ __ ] it's like jamie get a picture of your shirt show everybody this it's a ufo it says can they see it believe that that's a dope shirt that's a saucer if i've ever seen one i think if they're if they're here they're not gonna let us that's what i think well that's where i think they're gonna swoop in and go hey hey hey well this [ __ ] i'm 25 right i can't speak on anything but just looking from past experience and you know there's like drawings like even in the mona lisa there's a weird thing or whatever in the background and [ __ ] but there's a spike it's a spike in like because it's getting pretty weird here the spike they think it's hard to tell because sometimes when people talk about ufos a bunch of other people hallucinate or lie like there's a lot of that right so every time there's a real legit ufo you get a bunch of nut just nut cases who just want to tell crazy [ __ ] about being taken and i see more ships i mean you've seen i never know yeah would you say what'd it look like i was in i was probably 16 i was at in upstate new york and uh it would just stay there so i whoa let me precursor this my aunt and uncle were very strict and we had to go to bed at a very strict deadline probably 10 p.m and i was looking out the window with my cousin and it's just a light that just stays there and then just [ __ ] goes off i mean you it just you can't explain it well if you're seven you're 17 at the time 16 16 how uh probably how strong is this memory when you're like looking at it when you're trying to remember medium medium yeah yeah but i mean there's something there for sure something took off and did something that didn't make sense to you for sure and then in utah i mean their [ __ ] happens all the time i mean even here in l.a i can't tell you how many times because i used to live in tarzana so there was like a balcony here and it looked kind of like it sounds corny but like a classic like force field whenever you think of a force field and it just kind of goes like this and it's kind of like a dome in a circular shape and it just goes like this and goes back in whoa in tarzana looking down at the [ __ ] city and i'm like how did no one else see this they might have but i was there with like [ __ ] four other people and they saw two the thing about unique events is if a unique event happens and it never happens again it's hard to remember it's hard to be sure what you saw it's hard but if aliens are visiting us like how often are they doing it like unique events would probably be what it would be right it'd be like occasionally right once every six months someone sees one somewhere but they're here all the time they probably just know how to evade detection i mean it just if something can travel here from another planet it's going to be able to know yeah when they're being watched and when they're not being watched so it's not going to be hard that's why you got to wonder if it's like intentional i think there's enough talk about it now that we're probably going to find out what it is in our lifetime i never would think that before i think the government withheld information for whatever reason maybe they think people are scared maybe they think it's a threat to govern to you know the national security to have a bunch of people worried that aliens are flying around us all the time there's nothing we can do about it maybe they like had a conversation and they thought maybe it'd be better to keep people in the quiet or keep them in the dark so that they don't freak out because there's nothing we can do about it anyway if we just tell them that there's aliens that are visiting us all the time right it's that's not going to be good they're not going to pay attention to taxes and mortgage rates and the stock market they're going to care about uranium and they're [ __ ] like this they're around us all the time they're gonna be people are gonna freak out so i think like little drops like this the recent one they said were they yeah what did the pentagon just say yeah literally like two [ __ ] days ago they've recovered crafts that are not from this world not made on earth not made on earth not made on earth they're basically saying we don't know what the [ __ ] it is but we didn't make it that's bananas and i think that's going to lead to more and more information coming out about it where we're going to try to get a sense of understanding like how long have they known this you know how much of like all that roswell new mexico [ __ ] was true like tell us what was going on and at backtracking you got to wonder if like oh we've been hiding this the whole time or this is the first time for real that we don't know this is what i like to think i like to think that the people that are in charge at the pentagon are patriots and they realize it's probably better especially when you're dealing with the united states in this kind of turmoil that they're in right now it's crazy between racial turmoil and turmoil with the police and turmoil with uh people uh protesting in cities and blocking traffic there's so much crazy turmoil they'd be like no one's even gonna notice now just let it say it now to say yeah we got ufos like everything is so crazy the new cycle of any crazy story like this is only a few days and then people forget well or it's just people already know and it's just normalization or and you think about movies as just normalizing you to the idea that i can even like the canadian i don't quote me on this but a canadian someone in office was like there's like seven species of aliens in the u.s government [Laughter] it would be crazy if it was true that's you know tommy lee jones and will do you all remember that all along yeah check that out please fact check that out see a loony person though i have no idea see people can get elected and still be crazy that's probably certain that's a problem you know just because like when you hear about someone having like a really high profile job and they say something crazy it doesn't mean they're not crazy just because they're the prime minister of some [ __ ] country they could be out of their mind what do we got close to that how close former defense minister claims that aliens are real apparently there is a humanoid-esque race of aliens called the tall whites living among us huh what [Laughter] that's crazy [ __ ] yeah that is crazy [ __ ] the thing is is that guy nuts like what else does he believe in you know how how does he feel about ghosts right do you believe in ghosts how often i don't not believe i don't not believe in ghosts i've never experienced a ghost ghosts are real but i can't i can't explain it they might be they might be real but i don't know if it's a ghost here's the thing about ghosts there's so many stories of them right there's so many right now is it because people are just scared and their [ __ ] senses are on heightened alert and they see things that aren't really there that could be it because when it's dark out and you're tired and you're moving through the hallway first of all you might be half asleep anyway but you hear things you get scared your senses get really heightened and maybe you might see something that's not even really there right it's just your your own brain and your paranoia [ __ ] with you because it's always happening at night under low light conditions it's always weird things that are fleeting and then they're gone but it's not always yourself it's not always in the night it's always in the dark though right never like at the beach there's a ghost at the beginning i don't know there might be ghosts at the beach it depends there's no your house is just as haunted in the day as it is at night but why not the beach listen the beach at night is scary the beach during the day not scary at all if you're a girl and you're walking on the beach at night that's a [ __ ] dangerous place to be right there's a lot of psychos out there and serial killers and creeps and rapists you're just walking on that beach by yourself that's scary at night right but in the day it's awesome the day you're just walking on the beach i'm not a beach guy anyways i'm a mountain guy there might be some more creepy guys in the mountains that's another one but they're they're more sparse they're more than scary in the world but i'm saying your house is just as this place this building is just as haunted in the daytime as it is at nighttime i don't think this one's haunted i've been here at night here's an argument for something being haunted the comedy the comedy store in hollywood because it used to be cyros nightclub it used to be owned by bugsy siegel and apparently the word is they killed a bunch of [ __ ] people there right and almost everyone that i know that works there everyone who's managed it works there a long time they have some weird [ __ ] happen to them weird [ __ ] like they they see someone in the kitchen and they go to say something to them they turn around and then they turn back again the person's gone right weird [ __ ] right like old friends you haven't seen forever wandering through the hallway and they go up the stairs and you can't find them there's like a bunch of stories like that now granted there's a lot of people who've done a lot of drugs at the comedy store right that has to be factored in right but there's so many stories worldwide of ghosts i don't think it's impossible to i think it's possible that things leave a memory right like maybe you hate someone so much like you you leave a memory on the space like that's a stone type theory yeah the what stone tape yeah stone tape yeah what is that that the energy of a life is like left on material [ __ ] like the bricks on the wall yeah or the curtain here right you know and that's like i don't know if that's a stone tape theory don't quote me on don't quote me on that can you look up the can you look up the stone tape theory for me stone tape but it's well because i'm i'm friends with zach baggins from ghost adventures right and it's like did he ever take you to a haunted house we did we did a whole episode you should check it out it's terrifying it's terrifying man in his museum so apparently there's a thing called the dybbuk box which is a one of the most haunted items in the world apparently and he wanted so we took the glass case off of the dybbuk box which is in his museum in vegas and he thought it was a sick ass idea to put the ashes of a lady who died while she was possessed on top whoa and then i was my plane almost crashed i was in a car accident my house got robbed and i had bite marks on my arm and he hit the wall like like i've never seen someone in fear so hard as whenever he touched it and it's it's i don't know if it's someone who's dead or if it's a demon or if it's [ __ ] something dimensional but it's something there that goes bump in the night i suppose stone tape theory what is that here it is haunted rocks the stone tape theory the stone tape theory is frequently used as a sciencey-sounding quasi-explanation to explain amateur to explain hauntings okay okay investigators that's what i'm two for two two mi two for two experiences of images sound and apparitions that do not interact directly with people instead they play out like a movie or recording that's the most commonly termed residual haunting see this is what i was saying like two for two by the way ladies and gentlemen congratulations nailed it when you uh think about like an alien sighting like if you saw an alien they never saw one again for the rest of your life right you would be you it would [ __ ] with your memory even if the alien was real if a saucer emerged in front of you and then took off that's the same thing with a ghost like if you saw a [ __ ] ghost if you walked into your basement to go get a screw for something and you turned and you saw an apparition of a woman right who's like staring you down did you ever see that guamo del toro movie about the lady who's a ghost who adopts kids no dude it's a dark movie what is it called mother what is it called it's [ __ ] creepy it's cool do you like horror movies i love them me too i love it i'm a dirty little [ __ ] i love horror movies i think it's called mama mama yes that's it oh is that that's not with two swedish kids right um i don't have kisses two sons did you see this no she has two kids no i haven't seen that she's um she well i don't want to give it away i don't give the story away but it's crazy she finds these kids in the woods and raises them and she's a ghost and it's a [ __ ] terrifying moment she's a ghost yes and so that's the kids they find the kids i can't tell you anymore spoiler alert i can't tell you anymore no you know she's a ghost from the very beginning okay okay good yeah this is terrifying dude it's [ __ ] horrifying it's a terrifying movie well you get the best of both worlds right you get a creepy like mom style and then you get creepy kids which are like both the double terrifying what's the movie i can't say anymore without um without spoiler alert there's a i think it may be called it might become so it's two kids it might be swedish or um like norwegian or something is it the vampire movie no there's a little there's a vampire movie a foreign vampire movie is it let the right one in i think it is or is that the american version of it let the right one in is a scary movie that's a scary movie right that's a vampire movie about vampire kids right yeah yeah see the thing about a ghost is if you saw one and it was if they're just real every now and then you saw one and it was right in front of you you're in the woods you're going to walk your dog and you see some old man with no legs floating in front of that's the one good night mommy yeah good night mommy what's this one about i don't know same kind of deal explosion spoiler alert oh jesus christ did you see something good yeah i missed this scary lady in the corner check that [ __ ] out i'm scared but you see him in the woods yeah please oh yeah if you saw some some apparition in the woods and then you never saw it again for the rest of your life it doesn't mean it wasn't real right just means it's really rare that that happens like that's the thing about a unique event like imagine if you're an aunt your whole [ __ ] life right all you've ever known is this handheld everybody's chilling working every day chopping up leaves going out and getting popcorn or whatever [ __ ] it finds and then one day some person comes along like post malone just stomps the [ __ ] out of that ant hill sure till that moment all that thing has ever known was that that ant hill never even knew that it was possible for something that could cause it's been alive for a couple weeks and during that couple weeks no one's ever stomped on the anthill but then it happens and then you realize that there's no pattern to these things anything can happen like if you're if you're a person aliens can land you can land on the white house law tomorrow and take over the world and there's nothing we can do about it like that could be our new normal okay [ __ ] masks the new normal is there's alien spaceships that hover over every city and they tell you what to do and you have to work for them now forever to the argument we're smarter than ants yes we are but we're in comparison probably dumber than aliens are like we're dumber in comparison to aliens than ants are to people well that's right you like all these celestial sightings yeah i mean this is all uh spitballing here but it could be possible right celestial sightings documented throughout history history you hey i just made a fire this is dope right fire is cool but what the [ __ ] is that that has to be yeah god like man has always looked up for answers it's true and so that's that's that's why it's a scary thing because do they want to hurt us or do they are they did we come from them i don't think it's impossible i don't think it's impossible that we're a product of genetic manipulation i don't know if we are i know we're definitely primates we're just play things maybe we just look so different than every other monkey all the other monkeys are covered in hair this is this weird semi-hairless monkey you know who knows how to use electronics who knows how to send video through this you know the anunnaki yes yes yes my my yeah if lou is here i got a great friend lou shout out to lou he would talk about this whole deal about this to an actual archaeologist yesterday or the nephilim yeah the nephilim or the anunnaki from planet nibiru all that zechariah's hitch and stuff you ever read those books no sir the books are weird man you know what's weird like there's stuff that he was saying in like i believe it was like the 1970s where he was deciphering these texts and one of the things that he said is this is the craziest one of all humans were genetically engineered from lower primates and they were used to harm to harvest gold and that the anunnaki needed gold because gold is very plentiful here right and very hard to find very rare on their planet right and they engineered humans to mine that's why people love gold so much right if you think about like the usefulness of gold right gold isn't even remotely it's unless you're making electronics like gold's not the best metal like why is it so valuable because it's pretty well it's not even the prettiest [ __ ] like rubies are prettier than gold emeralds are pretty then gold why is gold so goddamn expensive but where does diamonds fit in it's a good question probably just someone tricked a chick they're thinking it was great i was reading about like yeah that's what there's like one movie she had a diamond and then booty let me finish what i'm saying because this is where it gets weird they said that they needed it to hang in their atmosphere to protect them from the sun because they were losing their atmosphere well we're losing our atmosphere and one of the things that scientists have uh suggested is hanging reflective particles above above the earth like putting them in orbit all like a reflective dust in orbit so that it would mute out some of the effects of the sun so what they suggested what he was saying in 1978 is what they suggested in like 2018 right so when they're talking about how to fix some of the global warming issues they were literally saying some of the stuff that was in this book that he was reading you know he's deciphering the these ancient sumerian texts from six thousand years ago no [ __ ] yeah i don't know i was i don't know his interpretation where did he get it from he is just a guy who's a linguist who studies these ancient languages and and reinterprets them but it's very highly in dispute that's the problem like you are not you are you or i we're not going to figure it out we're not going to know who's right right it's too complicated right but there's a website called sitchin is wrong.com and if you go there refutes all of his cr i don't know who's right or who's wrong but it's interesting to see the argument but again what the whatever the [ __ ] was going on back then six thousand years ago whatever was going on they were writing about some wacky [ __ ] right right you know they were and is that the shrooms or is that is it contact yeah you know is that's it's not impossible they we could have easily been contacted by some other life form that's similar to us but that's a million years advanced right have been contacted all throughout history right yeah up until 1860 whatever the [ __ ] it was all you would have is a drawing and a story imagine that how famous people who the [ __ ] knows but now if you look at the last 200 years it has accelerated like a [ __ ] and there's so much like 200 years ago people would look at uh the bronco or anything like that and be like what the [ __ ] yeah what is that it happened so quick it's happening so quick right now i mean they that spacex thing they've already they've figured out how to get something to fly into the sky and then bring it back and land it it's insane yeah we are in a weird [ __ ] time and if the aliens come right now it's probably the best time to come we're gonna be the most relaxed about it no one's been able to work for six months yeah i feel like everybody's oh what's people are scared to shake hands terrified are you gonna say hi are you the aliens are you gonna grab your bow oh i'm gonna say hi for sure i'm not stupid they could come here disintegration yeah i'm not even interested in kicking someone's ass from another dimension i just want to say hi tell me what's up tell me what's actually i want to have an alien on the podcast you imagine i could call it tyler three foot tall 40 pound dude with a giant bulbous head and like antenna like fingers and he's explaining how they traverse spaceship you imagine they're making sounds and you interpret those sounds no matter what language you're in all over the world you instantaneously interpret it through your brain you wouldn't be able to hear them if they would do it through a podcast they would hit you with some sound that's so complex you would understand exactly what they're saying even though you don't know the language and everybody would be like what in the [ __ ] is going on oh my god there's an alien on the jre and that's what it would be me talking to some alien they better they better give you some more goddamn money i think that's the least of our problems when the aliens come that [ __ ] is going to be wacky but that's when we need gold yeah we're going to be gold miners again folks we're going to look for some sturdy person with a wide back that's that's what's going to be valuable but i mean good enough to mine gold i don't know you imagine if that's life in the future they come down and go you get two choices eat one we eat you two you mind gold for us are they eating stay alive why not why wouldn't they eat us they'd be like listen you guys are just protein you're [ __ ] they probably eat clouds yeah or like energy they probably just eat energy yeah they maybe they just exist in some sort of uh like uh dude they're probably not even [ __ ] material probably they're probably just [ __ ] ethereal well maybe they figured out a way to make life so maybe they figured out a way how to make life where you can transfer your consciousness in some eternal mechanical thing this is what um there's this uh oh my god i can't remember his name uh ray kurzweil sorry uh he's a guy that's upset he's a scientist he's an inventor he's got like a hundred patents genius guy uh maybe not a hundred but a lot um and he is obsessed with downloading his consciousness into a computer he's obsessed with the idea of technology reaching a point where you could replicate uh a human being in in a way where you will never die your consciousness will actually transmit to some sort of a computer or an artificial body or another body that's they've genetically engineered and he believes this is like he's saying you have to look at the exponential rate of technology right now that doesn't make any sense right but if you go 10 years from now 10 years is going to the 10 years time is going to be like 100 years of progress like you said exponentially snowballing 10 years after that a thousand years right progress like 20 years from now i don't know if those are the right numbers but 20 years from now or somewhere in that range we could be looking at artificial life we could be 30 years from now we could be looking at fake people they're already cloning goats yeah they've done sheep yeah dolly the sheep yeah i bet they're cloning people 100 percent 100 100 you don't think russia is cloning people right now you don't think china's cloning people right now why wouldn't they i think we're cloning people well if you think of the people that do that treat human beings with the least amount of respect if those like if you think the way they treat their citizens those people are likely to clone people they're not going to give a [ __ ] they're going to want to give a [ __ ] quick quick to the jump yeah we don't give a [ __ ] i don't think anybody it's it's a matter of it does honestly feel like oh everybody's just a gold miner in a way because we're mining technology everybody i mean even even you sitting on your phone you're contributing 100 yeah and then they're learning and you want a new phone you want a new phone next year so you work hard so you can buy that new phone right and you want to test this it's got that big old electronic screen it's a car yeah and the whole machine i wouldn't can i have a one of your beard hairs um i'm working on something at home i could give you some i'll squeeze them later i can't pluck them they're not big enough to i'm not i'm working on my cloning device it doesn't work necessarily it might work dude if it works let me know if there's a little me running around i tell them a lot of [ __ ] i got wrong [Laughter] kicking everybody i feel like dude you got to calm down calm down son but like i think genetic engineering they've already definitely done that they've figured out how to um i think it was china that did some sort of crispr experiment on people's dna that figured out how to make them immune from aids but also simultaneously made them smarter so made them immune to hiv i'm pretty sure that's what it was what's a crisp crisp oh crisper some gene editing tool i don't know what the it's an acronym right i don't know what it stands for but it's um it's a new gene editing tool that they've discovered over the last few years they understand genes better because i believe because of bacteria i'm sure i'm [ __ ] this up but they figured out how to make a tool that allows you to edit genes here it is clustered regular regularly interspaced short palindromic repeats that's crispr that's what it stands for it's a family of dna sequences found in the genomes of uh prokaryote prokaryote organisms such as bacteria and archi archaea archie archaea these sequences are derived from dna fragments of bacterial fog this is [Laughter] phages that had previously infected the pro prokaryote oh boy ah so i know exactly what you're talking about let me try so this gene editing tool whatever the [ __ ] that means what the [ __ ] what is this tool they can edit genes and they're in the process with the computer it'll show you right how to how they do it there it's it's like i don't know understand the process but i know that they have a process i don't know what it's saying is this in a computer what is that saying the cas9 protein forms a complex forms a complex with the guide rna in a cell the complex attaches to a matching genomic dna sequence adjacent to a spacer yellow segment the cat yeah what am i saying okay no that's the yellow segment but you know what i'm saying i do but do you know what i'm saying like i'm reading this and i don't know what the [ __ ] i'm saying one that's right it's too complicated for a [ __ ] like me it's too complicated i want to know what the tool is is it like a wrench or is it like a [ __ ] computer i don't know what the [ __ ] it is it's probably a computer oh it's a fork yeah that's a dude that's the dude right this is the guy it's just a robot hand it's a dude with tweezers and a [ __ ] hot dog it leaves a lot of room for error i just i wonder like what other countries are doing what kind of crazy [ __ ] they're trying if they're they're trying to create new human super humans they're going to do it someone's going to do it it's going to be us or it's going to be them someone is going to create superhumans i'm not saying it's a good idea i'm just looking at the the laws of improvement i don't think that's a real thing but if it was the law of improvement would state that if something's possible if something's possible someone's going to make it happen when we we detonated two nuclear bombs we could have just one was we everybody got the point right yeah why they do it twice display i suppose right well someone could do that with super people yeah like that could happen it could happen quick he should be a ufc fighter well they might be the new aliens when you get to ufc fighters super people super people might be a new species if someone could really get a hold of a crisper and create like a thor create like a like a legitimate superhuman person and you could just develop a whole race of those it would just be like instant game over people aren't people anymore how long does that take i don't know how long it would take do they have to grow from baby to behind man these are freaks i don't think so that's the thing they just come out like i think they just works in lord [Music] they come out at like orcs and lord of the rings where they just cut the pus and then the [ __ ] they come piling out of them and he's just like i'm gonna kill [ __ ] uh is that how the orcs were born yeah you've never seen charoman yeah in the pit of helms deep those are great [ __ ] movies man incredible those orcs were the scariest [ __ ] ever also if you watched three if you watch three it's 12 hours you could take a half a day watching the ranks it's the best yeah those lord of the rings movies man come on those orcs and those goblins they were the scariest [ __ ] the goblins were scary oh you ever heard a necro goblicon no it's like a metal band but the lead singer is a goblin it's incredible can you pull up a picture of the lead singer of necrogoblicon dude this is that's them dude it's [ __ ] incredible that's easy he reminds me of he reminds me of the goblin that tortures frodo look at his face holy [ __ ] oh my god that's amazing this is just hang on a second imagine i like his friends hold on a second back up a little bit imagine if that's really a goblin you imagine if a goblin became a rock star and everybody thought it was cute but it really was a [ __ ] goblin you need to watch the video bro the makeup's amazing he never takes it off and it's a real [ __ ] goblet real goblin well that's the whole deal like the his biggest song is like he has a normal job and he has a crush on this girl oh my god but she's in love with this like douchebag from the office oh my god is it blowing powder on people what is happening here i've never seen this video dude just imagine if that was real because of an alien comes down like if with cg is goblins they could be why do we think they're gonna look cute why couldn't they be ugly looking aliens octopus-looking monsters they could be anything right yeah that's a halo you ever play halo i have you think about you know arbiter what is arbiter he's uh one of the characters yeah he's like the alien like the alien guys so they have fingers like this and that's why all their guns are like this right okay but who's to say that aliens don't control their guns with like their booty hole or something weird why does it have to be with their hands aliens can control their guns with whatever appendage they had good point aliens are weird i think the real thing would it would come from me how how are they manipulating matter to make things right or do they even need to do they need to right can they do things with their mind that we can't imagine right is it possible to if it's possible to make noise and you can hear noise what is that it's just some invisible [ __ ] flying through the air i'm saying it to you you understand what i'm saying just flies through the air and hits you why do we think that that's the only thing that's possible there could be some really weird abilities that things have to manipulate matter that maybe evolve over hundreds of thousands of years yeah who knows who knows i'm gonna hit you with my [ __ ] booty hole gun and destroy a [ __ ] block maybe it's like super normal for aliens like pee on each other the way dogs do you know maybe aliens just walk up and just piss on each other all the time who knows who [ __ ] knows who knows but you know all we can do is just sit and drink beer until until that's it i'm amazed that they if they really did have ufos this whole time that they kept it such a good secret pretty incredible like i don't want to encourage that kind of behavior but i gotta say i'm impressed right if the government really kept their [ __ ] mouth shut for that long like no new government is not these are like those old school vietnam vets with [ __ ] craggy skin and tough guy voices right those are the ones that are still left millennials that take those positions we're gonna have a real hard time keeping secrets right it's not gonna be the same it's not no i mean you they're not gonna keep any secrets how do you feel about the battle of los angeles the battle of los angeles yeah wherever there there was pictures in the paper and [ __ ] and it's just spotlights and we were shooting at this thing oh right was that like overall yeah real old like the 50s or something yeah yeah who the [ __ ] knows what that was man what the [ __ ] is that and then we shot at it and it wouldn't go down and you know because they see that who knows you got it's either two things it's either they know and they're hiding it or it's something earthly terrestrial yeah and people just interpret it as yeah look at there it is search lights and anti-aircraft guns they were shooting at this [ __ ] calm sky during alarm what year is that jamie 1942 so what year did oppenheimer first detonate the bomb i know the manhattan project was already in operation by 42 but had they detonated the first bomb yet tests are the actual the actual first test let me check okay i bet it was around that time a couple years later maybe i bet in that in that time period when human beings start in a race to try to split the atom that's what i bet the aliens like hey hey hey we got a live one yeah we got a live one over here these [ __ ] figured it out yeah the 1940s they were all doing that [ __ ] right three years later three years later yeah so they were probably working on it back then and the aliens were probably well aware that there was a race going on and they probably visited that's what i would do if i had uh like like a planet like imagine if you're a a researcher and you have a whole planet and on this planet they've lived for millions and millions of years but the most advanced thing is like a monkey person you know like an australopithecus or something and they go listen we know where this is going it's going to take a long time they might not even make it they might get wiped out by a volcano let's just [ __ ] sprinkle a little bit of us in them get that crisper working manipulate the dna or the little tongs with the hot dog the hot dog tongs splice it in and make some new people what happened to the dinosaurs joe asteroid yeah that hit the yucatan they know when they know where there's there's something called uh i think it's called iridium and it it's really rare on earth and really common in space and there's a thick layer of it around 65 million years ago and it's just giant crater in the yucatan that's what killed all the dinosaurs first most likely most likely there's some other theories about uh how long they lasted which ones died off which one like like alex alligators those [ __ ] alligators are here right now right bro one eight a kid at disneyland a couple years back no [ __ ] it was the year before i was there disney world not disneyland disney world's the florida one ate a kid yeah a two-year-old kid snatched him up jesus horrible horrible playing near the water in this [ __ ] dinosaur and imagine you take your kid at disney world well it's gonna be safe for sure we're at disney world yeah they've done a great job making sure there's not monsters living in the pond yeah nope no there's monsters in that pond [ __ ] alligator came out and ate their kid look at this [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] that's the one this is a different one this one i was like they have video of this bro these people are standing just a few feet away from a goddamn dinosaur with a brain the size of a quarter that thing doesn't give a [ __ ] about you or your babies or your kids or you're just lucky you're lucky that dinosaur doesn't just the tail is the size of a human yeah it's so they're so big and that's not even a huge one there's there's a video one in florida walking across a golf court it's 15 feet long and you see it and these guys are in awe they're like what the [ __ ] they're out there playing golf and a legitimate dinosaur walks by 15 foot long alligator it's so big it's so big dude look at it it's like look at it look at that thing look at that thing is this yes holy christ holy christ look how big that is on the golf course bro look how big it is look at the size of that thing holy [ __ ] man your ball struck my foot holy [ __ ] that thing's so big i'll see you in the parking lot what's the billy madison quote or happy gilmore that's what it is oh the alligator ate his hand carl weathers it's [ __ ] crazy how crazy is that you're out there living in florida you live with me that's a dinosaur that's a real legit dinosaur you think about it too it's so interesting to think about like even in florida but in australia the spiders the house spiders like i see a spider he's like this big i'm like okay fine in australia the average spider is like this [ __ ] big yeah what are you gonna do terrifying creatures over there there's brown snakes and [ __ ] my australian friend adam greentree he's always trying to get me to go out there go camping with him like get the [ __ ] out of here no he goes hunting i'm not starting look at that thing look at that thing no what the [ __ ] no no no so much protein if yeah you're hungry is that a huntsman yeah jesus christ look at that thing that's so big australia's just buck wild man there's it's so bizarre to think like all and you've seen the there's big-ass grasshoppers that are like this big locust man terrifying you know i i didn't find out until a few years ago yeah look at that [ __ ] what is that dude he's eating a full carrot like an infant like a toddler he's eating a carrot like a [ __ ] toddler that's insane it's like he's screaming through a traffic cone also if i saw a centipede i would die oh my gosh look at the size of that look at that butterfly thing moth motts are like the ugly butterflies true it's really the same thing how come why is one of those pretty and what happens with the [ __ ] swat every chance yeah what because we value beauty look at that look at that crazy if i saw that i would run away bro you ever seen a centipede eat a mouse no do you want to probably see find the centipede eats a mouse i didn't know they did this man i never would have thought that thing was a monster i thought it was just a bug probably it's little bugs no eats about you just saw a grasshopper eat a carrot like a [ __ ] four-year-old it's crazy that's a four pound grasshopper look at this look at this centipede attacking this match oh [ __ ] bro they're predatory like alien like a movie that's like the movie alien holy look at this [ __ ] it's biting into the background oh this is a sign of them and killing it dude it's more than sad that's an alien what is into the body oh my god take that off of the camera bro imagine holy [ __ ] that's why you need to learn jiu jitsu for centerpieces need to learn jiu jitsu you need to you need to figure out how to well that's your next venture move that's a nice jiu-jitsu class don't let them get your back but that's not good it's your back my cat's killed two mice in my house your cats are murderers every cat's murder there's no doubt about that but if if the mice knew jujitsu maybe my cat would have died cat is so big cat is big they don't have a chance but the centipede is not that much bigger than the mouse or it's smaller than the mouse really cat is big mice is small what we got to worry about is bugs because bugs are small but that's what nature did to them they made them like invulnerable but small so we could squash them but if they were big we'd be so [ __ ] those murder hornets remember they were trying to scare us with those that was it was right during the covid like you know you saw tiger king and then murder haunted but then no but then the honeybee figured out how to vibrate yeah all around it and kill it with heat isn't that crazy that's crazy crazy how did they figure that out and how do they know how to work together to overheat the utah is the hive state murder wasp utah is the hive state so bees are smart as [ __ ] yeah they're weirdly smart weirdly smart there's something connected to bees and aliens well for how come they all know how to make that [ __ ] hive there's no classes they just come out knowing like i can go come on man imagine all over the world this one being knows exactly the kind of shape to make and makes it with like what's it using how do what creates that wax it's like using what they get it's using what they get from plants right is it pollen that makes the stuff that they use for wax is that what they get or is it an excretion from their own excretion so they eat then they make this excretion and then they they literally build a house with their own spit and then we eat it yeah it's delicious honeycomb it's very good never have i ever had it i'm not a big honey guy no are you into sweet and low no you you're an aspartame or a real sugar guy i like the coke with real sugar real sugar coke's the best that's true and there's an added benefit of knowing it's killing your body the diet coke you can pretend you're healthy i'm having a diet coke this is basically like pepsi max that is not water [ __ ] it doesn't there's nothing about that that's water this is water for me you know what do you say why don't you crack that one open i will let's really get into it let's get down to the real nitty gritty we got pretty into it man we're with aliens making you talking about eating poop yes yeah you know that's the crazy thing is we need bees to make other plants like can you find out about pollination you're like what like that's how it's done it's done through the b the b gets it on their body and then they go to another plant and it pollinates it that's bananas what a stupid system and there's a there is a matriarchy oh yeah for sure there's one boss yup queen [ __ ] that's crazy it's just like humans essentially yeah well in a way well it's not though it's like some it's here's like this is the thing about bees they're small so we love them but if they were big they would be our biggest enemy ever that would be the most terrifying thing on the planet is a horse-sized bee and then imagine like enormous huge colonies of horse-sized bees that come out of the mountains like demons just come in sound like a freaking helicopter people up yeah do what those japanese hornets do where they cut those beehives head those uh honeybees heads off imagine if there's something out there doing that there's bees cutting other bees heads off oh yeah that's what these murder hornets do they they climb on top of the back of the honey bee and they bite their head off yeah but then honey bee strength in numbers that's the strength i got but guess what they don't always win it doesn't always work out sometimes it's a lot of times [ __ ] get their heads cut off dude there's a terrifying one that if it was a horror movie like if you were a honeybee it would be the worst like conan the barbarian movie ever yeah the most brutal they swarm in and these murder hornets grab a hold of these honeybees and just chop their heads off and they're trying to get in i think to get to the uh i think they want did they what do they want the eggs this looks like what are they trying to get music video bro it's whatsapp i think they're just [ __ ] i don't know they're just [ __ ] but look how they do it they cut their [ __ ] heads off man it's horrific they're so much bigger and they just run up on these honeybees and cut their heads off how do they cut them off with those clippers incisors yeah see those front clippers there's lateral they just grab them and chop them up man it's horrific they just tear them apart with their face so this is there's these weird look those are all dead honeybees and these weird wars that go on with these uh murder hornets and honeybees how do you film this do you know what's going to happen like do they set the fight they did they totally set those [ __ ] dude it looks like a [ __ ] tony hawk skate video this looks like a very 90s video jamie that's a really good question like do you think that this is like a murder for hire scene they need it's just not filming for me let the bees let the horns go they need a fisheye they need a fish look at what's going on here you got these hornington you have murdered by this is a horror movie for bees like look around back there those are all bee bodies good transition there cut these i mean if if that's what we're like maybe they did set this up maybe they brought in murder hornets to an active honeybee colony i know bodies noteless bodies the comb oh the comb yeah i know how'd they figure that out it's perfect it's always like that too it's not like one guy like bro i'm going to have a [ __ ] double xl eight edges yeah no one has cones like you know like some wheels on cars that are just so big there's no cone like that they're all the same you all know how to do it all over the world too it's a weird animal we're just lucky that little thing is that that size that [ __ ] was big german shepherd-sized bees let's go back let's go back to the monolithic period they're probably bees [ __ ] a foot long let's find out what was the biggest bee in history you say a foot long i say you're probably right i say footlong i agree with you i bet you dinosaur time just [ __ ] were about that big that makes sense maybe even bigger i'm gonna go foot and a half [ __ ] it i'll go foot in a half what do you think jamie the first result was not correct it gave me something that was actually alive recently they thought was extinct so that's not oh but let's take a guess now while we're uh i'd say 11 inches i'd say a foot and a half what do you say that sounds so big i know they're but everything's bigger yeah 17 inches is pretty big i mean 18 inches five six inches that's pretty big yeah inch and a half i say 11. it's totally possible though there was giant [ __ ] bugs back then 18 inches ain't [ __ ] i would imagine there was a big shack why don't they just keep giving me this thing called wallace's giant bee which was two and a half inches oh we can spend two and a half inches that ain't [ __ ] i know what do you think let's let's google it what do you think i bet that dog was like [ __ ] 30 feet long look how big it is though i mean we have that um that thing that's right there that's a tarantula hawk that's on in front of the skull see that little glass bottle oh can i yes yeah that's from uh maynard you know maynard from tulle maynard keane he has these that's him his from his farm that's this is him that's his it's him that's he's haunting this room through that bug that's from his farm he you know he runs uh he has vineyards and he uh he sees these [ __ ] up there yeah if this if if we think about history as exponential then these [ __ ] have to be 11 inches exactly [Laughter] science [ __ ] science okay let's let's ask this what do you think the biggest bug ever is what's the biggest bug ever in history make sure make sure it's like the biggest bug in history like millions of years i say two feet okay [Laughter] all right um i want to say bigger really yeah i want to think there's like some [ __ ] sarah pods that are technically bugs ugh is that what they're called seropod theropods some of those crazy uh cephalopods maybe and then crazy oh yeah those [ __ ] that are like like yeah there was some creepy old bugs back in the day for sure yeah i want to say it might be three feet you could probably like it's different so i guess it's like a lobster and crabs are technically that's what the divers call and they call them bugs there are bigger ones of those than this largest dragonfly i'd show me there's like 1.8 meters i feel like there's got to be a crab or what's the conversion bigger than that uh three feet and then 0.8 uh point is this is compared to a six foot person it's not that big it's pretty big all right that's trying to climb in your [ __ ] if that was trying to climb in your [ __ ] you'd be very unhappy that's big but yeah but compared to a person so then they say that's the largest instinct ever distinct insect 275 million years ago oh not that impressive so i'm impressed if you change the parameters and what an insect is then we could yeah but no not even an insect that's like a large hot dog that's what it's like i have largest bug ever in history and it's just the largest bug ever we're lucky they're little man we're lucky they're little i just found out a few years ago that when when um locusts come and they swarm into like uh like an area and ruin cornfields and [ __ ] like that those are grasshoppers some weird change happens to grasshoppers and they become locusts and it doesn't happen all the time there's like some possessed you know we're trying to like write it down as some sort of technical hormonal change inside the animal but maybe that is every now and then they get possessed by demons and we're just trying to figure it out what makes harmless little green grasshoppers turn it into brown crop chomping clouds of swarming locust serotonin no [ __ ] yup according to a study published this week in science it took just two to three hours for timid grasshoppers in a lab to morph into a gregarious locusts into gregarious locusts after they were injected with serotonin wow wow so they it changes this chemical changes what they are and they get bigger i think right don't they get bigger they look bigger well you saw grasshopper eat a carrot so they get up there that was a ridiculous grasshopper like if you were on your bike and your face hit that grasshopper like you'd be [ __ ] you might get knocked off the bike right it looks like it's gonna be like a baseball bro that's a bird you hit a bird like if you hit a bird with your face while you're driving your bike like you're probably gonna fall down you probably you might might be able to take it if you get that wiggle with a bike keep your wits about you you get hit in the face with a bird i mean planes go down right they do birds get sucked into the [ __ ] engine one bird i think it's more than one bird you need a few birds i think you need a lot of beaks but the stuff i think grinds up quick beaks are keto yeah the meat grinds up quick i think it's the beaks the beaks of the issue it blows my mind too rolls-royce makes turbines yeah for jet engines that's the crazy [ __ ] they make dope stuff man that's a weird pretty bad you company right everybody know you're not [ __ ] around i have a rolls-royce derby on my uh airplane i don't yeah no this is i was just playing a character would you drive a rolls royce would i yeah yeah you have one beautiful what does it feel like when you drive around that thing like a boat it's like you're on a pontoon but you're also on a you're on like there's if you wanted to go to the king of the the custom car like the king of the expensive luxury car it's rolls royce that's the king yeah there's something about it you driving around you got that grill come on son you got stars in the roof ladies love it there's on the roof that's right stars on the roof you gotta do that in the bronco no uh that would be no you can't do that to a 72 bronco you're not allowed to do that that's gross you can't you can't put that blue light inside the wheel well ah stop doing that stop doing that listen man i got blue light in my wheel well you can have that if you like you're a different person a lot of people should not put blue light in the wheel well of their classic bronco but yours is from the oj days yeah right that's okay you can do whatever you want to those i'm happy to see that here because there's a certain charm about broncos that i think a lot of people understand they make you smile i see a nice bronco it makes me smile there's something about it even the new ones i love it look at that that's my explorer that's a 92 ford explorer ladies and gentlemen you got a 92 ford explorer with those kind of crazy going doors yeah the back ones don't work they're hard to it's hard to get in but it looks cool i think the person who did those winged doors the best is tesla that tesla x yeah the going it goes straight up in the air and then it comes straight down i mean those things are sick and i like christmas mode what's christmas mode i've seen the dance mode yeah that's the party what maybe you just do dance mode during december and then it's christmas tiffany experiences back in the days we were allowed to go to the comedy store tiffany haddish was in the parking lot and she had her car on dance mode she had it playing music and the car was dancing she was dancing in front of it and a bunch of us were dancing too it was hilarious it's like a car dancing what were your moves like my dance moves yeah they were very subtle very like barely yeah look at that [ __ ] yeah that's the christmas that's it also plays trans-siberian orchestra this is what happens when you get super smart dudes and you give them too much free time you're like what else you guys want to do and they're like elon what we want to do is we want to make it dance like okay that's for christmas super cool we want to make a dance for christmas halloween every holiday yeah that's a different animal too like the the tesla animal's a different animal when you're in one of those it doesn't even feel like a car it feels like you're on you're on some next level thing you're in some oh this is what the future of cars is oh yeah it's here right now would you drive a entirely autonomous car i think you're going to have to eventually i don't think so i think they're going to get so good at making those things not crash that will completely eliminate auto accidents i think then there's something there's something that could have you seen upgrade yes i did fun movie and then great movie yeah car gets hacked yes that's right that's right right i think always and i can't speak for the next generation but i think i will always until i die drive my motor vehicle i think that we're old school yeah you're younger than me but there will be people younger than you and 10 20 years from now they'll be different right dealing with a totally different reality like there's a lot of kids today that are just used to uber right that's what they do they just use lyft or they use uber and they barely drive anywhere avoids drunk driving doesn't cost that much they just travel around with other people driving them right they're used to someone else driving so if all of a sudden it comes along that you can get a car that can drive you around and with 100 certainty not crash into other cars right like did they all communicate with each other right they're going to say hey people we think about how many people die from car accidents every year right now think about what what what we would do to bring those people back all you have to do is not drive your car and that's how it happens it doesn't happen because anybody's evil it doesn't happen it's just like this is what people do they get more and more control over their environment and more and more control over safety and more and more control over what you can and can't do because you don't want to violate the safety protocols if everybody else is using the autonomous car and you're in your crazy bronco and you smash into someone that's your fault you [ __ ] up if you didn't have that bronco post malone it's just like it's just like an airplane flight if i'm gonna die on an airplane i would rather know that i'm gonna die rather than be completely out of control i wonder what the situation if you were asleep probably they never woke you up you took two two of those uh ambience and just [ __ ] crashed i'm just gonna lay here got a couple [Laughter] if you knew how to fly a plane yeah everything would be different the sure if you knew how to fly an airplane yeah the anxiety of flying would be gone i don't think that's true because you still you understand that turbulence is controllable and you can figure it out yeah but i think when [ __ ] goes wrong it goes really wrong it's always going to be there right there's always going to be that fear but then as a passion as a passenger yeah it's kind of like being with a crazy driver you're like oh he's making me nervous yeah a little bit could be but then i mean turbulence is uncontrollable but you feel more comfortable having known if this crazy driver goes crazy you can grab the wheel and know how to drive [ __ ] imagine that scenario drinking champagne hanging with your buddies on a plane thinking everything's groovy all sudden pilot has a stroke and then [ __ ] oh [ __ ] posty knows how to fly a plane he's gonna save the day what if they both get sick with some crazy disease you only stopped in hawaii for one night but something that the [ __ ] pilots they're sick with a contagious disease and they're in the front so they're zombies dude the pilots are zombies yeah we just made a [ __ ] dope ass movie right now doesn't it chuck palinduck doesn't he have a movie or a book here's a short story where a person turns into a werewolf on a plane somebody somebody sent it to me alone that sounds awesome yeah i think it's a little girl a little girl becomes a werewolf on a plane it's called survivor wait what well he's got two about a plane sorry it's uh a kid becomes a werewolf on a plane google that that's what i did type that in what is that he had a collection of he had a collection of horror stories didn't he okay that's called haunted haunted yeah that's chuck palahniuk right am i saying his name right i believe so thank you see yeah that's it that's it and one of them is about uh am i remembering this seems super obscure it popped up when i was looking through here let me see if i can find the thing about uh this is the same guy who wrote fight club really interesting guy had him on the podcast for a very interesting guy super smart uh but what a [ __ ] imagination so that's a great movie of creepy thoughts right pilots pilots get the zombie disease before taking off and then the pilots become zombies on the flight there it is a 13 year old chihuahua indian girl transformed as if as if a werewolf aboard the plane and caused the crash she relates her theory to missing link who tells her the girl in question was his sister okay i think i just gave away some spoilers um what's in the box what's in the box no no no no no no no what do you do with kevin spacey what happens with that guy now i have no idea that's he's the guy he's kaiser isn't he wasn't he the guy in that movie uh uh that was brad pitt i was doing brad pitt but he's the killer i was doing brad pitt i know but i was saying he's saying it to kevin spacey then he kills kevin spacey right i'm 25. i hear you bro that's one of the best answers anybody's ever given to anything one of the most self-aware answers anybody's ever given to anything how about this first great [ __ ] movie man seven jesus christ that was a vivid movie large torso kevin spacey okay there it is it's not the smallest torso i'm not i mean you're jealous you're a little bit jealous you know your torso seems like he's got a good uh good lung capacity take a big deep breath what's in the box that's a creepy ass [ __ ] movie man i love a good creepy movie me too but true detective was kind of like seven for me the first season yes i like them supernatural i like creepy movies supernatural or with monsters because i know they're [ __ ] that way like ones that are like too close to humans to actual human beings i like i like kind of like the slasher type vibe to where it's like oh there's a dude in a mask that wants to [ __ ] everybody up because i know if it was my house i'd just pop the [ __ ] and then burn it um i don't think that works with jason it works with jason but he always comes back he made like a hundred movies well what was the last movie the last movie was jamie curtis she's still [ __ ] with this dude oh that's a different one yeah it's michael myerson my dad used to scare the [ __ ] out of me and he knew uh michael meyer scared the [ __ ] out of me and for halloween he put the mask on and scared the living [ __ ] out of me that's a terrible thing to do to a kid well that's what i'm so [ __ ] up to michael michael myers is halloween and jason is which one had more movies only a few do you remember leprechaun yes yes i do leprechaun killed jason oh my god that happened it got to a point where freddie krueger was fighting jason and the only [ __ ] that could kill jason was [ __ ] freddie cruz oh that's so stupid oh my god it's so stupid look at him yeah man leprechaun yo there is a leprechaun versus jason there really is someone might have edited this cleverly no i remember this this was an actual movie i don't think so are you sure i remember leprechaun in space well why don't you google whether or not well i did and i just clicked on the first that pops up leprechaun versus jason was a movie i think people are edited some [ __ ] well why don't you google it i'd walk yeah yeah everybody jesus christ i did and all that comes up is youtube clips i don't think it's a real movie um what about that look a fan played sure i made for a fan-made trailer see it's yo people ask for is jason stronger than freddy [Laughter] which jason is the scariest jason and leprechaun how is someone not make that movie there's guys yo can we look at the deal can we look up leprechaun jason fan fiction bro before coving there has to be some fanfic of leprechaun and jason 100 there has to be but before kovet you could probably walk into any like uh any of those horror movie making producer's office and and pitch that idea and they'd be like oh [ __ ] why didn't we think of that leprechaun versus jason in space in space in yellowstone and michael michael myers is the director how many movies were there with jason it has to be like 20 right it's like more okay let's ask this more jason's or more mission impossibles more jason really for sure it's a lot of mission impossibles there's like five right i don't know i was trying to find the newest one the other day i was trying to watch something crazy and mindless there's a lot of born identities 12 there's 12 friday the 13th yeah oh my god that prophecy will be commit concluded on the 13th yeah exactly they're waiting for that ten years no they're waiting for a leprechaun that's this is the trailer for the [ __ ] movie jamie this is the trailer you saying that us looking up everybody laughing it's jason voorhees and the leprechaun together at last why'd you get killed by a leprechaun he'd be like i can't believe this [ __ ] like if you're a girl you go home if you're a groupie and you go home with the uh the goblin or the necrogoblin yeah i can't even say he's a real goblin i can't even say the word necro glove goblin goblin's hard to say it would be a great stephen king book right there a goblin who is he still writing a guy in makeup oh yeah yeah he still writes look at that leprechaun terrifying terrified there's a great stephen king movie about a vampire that flies around at night in his own plane it's great in terms of like let me just like stress it's classic it's like it's like eight very 80s like it's not great like you see it like man this is like they made it yesterday not like uh you know like a you know like a classic uh francis ford coppola movie or stanley kubrick movie not like that but it's called nightflyer i think it's a really good book i read the book it's like a short story i think and then the movie is this vampire just flying around [ __ ] people up and then he he covers his plane during the day he just lays out there and they have to figure out what the [ __ ] going on and there's this vampire with his own plane flying around and [ __ ] people up that's pretty cool i watched salem's lot for the first time it was a made for tv thing salem's live yeah it was like [ __ ] nine hours long yeah yeah yeah it was like a made for like network television miniseries well that was it too it was made the first was it was a television thing right i think so that was the one with uh the guy from rocky horror picture show right um isn't it alice cooper no the who is tim curry tim curry is the first it he was the first it in the tv version of it which was like believe it or not scary at the time no that movie sucks i hate it it scares the [ __ ] out of me still but they're nothing compared to the new ones the new it's that's the new yeah that's i think this guy's i think this guy's scarier than the new guy that's pretty scary we all float down here cowboy look at that face man jesus christ so that's the 1990 pennywise yeah there's something about that that might actually be creepier yeah it's just like [ __ ] lifeless well there's something about it it's a real it's the thing about that is like if you looked into a sewer and you saw a man like that's a real thing that's not like cgi no that's like yeah there's no effects yeah the thing about the new one is it scares the [ __ ] anybody opens its mouth then clamps down bites a kid arm off right you're like um that's not it's not really happening yeah do you know michael myers mess was will shatner what really was it will shatner mouse yeah no [ __ ] it was ah yeah there's a lot of information on it but michael myers mass was uh like a will shatner oh my god it was supposed to be captain kirk apparently but oh my god they just took the eyebrows off it's [ __ ] terrifying it oh my god it is that is who he is how weird isn't that weird [ __ ] real weird but that's how it [ __ ] goes it's like the uncanny valley there's something about someone wearing a mask too like that kind of mask like you can't you don't see any humanity yeah it's just i'm gonna [ __ ] destroy it yes from the darkness that's what we're all scared of right we're all scared of some super powerful demonic [ __ ] that's outside of our control jason's coming demons are coming what if demons existed but really rarely just like ufos like these people that have taken selfies at the grand canyon and they're like posed and like look and then also ah what if this little demon is just waiting for in the grand canyon yeah everywhere just whatever just waiting for you to do something there's just a couple there's like there's like 15. there it is night flyer yeah look at that that's the vampire that's that guy's the reporter he's gonna expose the vampire i see when i say it's really good i don't mean it's really good i mean it's really good because it's kind of schlocky and crazy and you're watching this [ __ ] he's not fighting back very well no he can't i like the vampire's so much power he has to do what the vampire says the book is cooler for sure the book is really cool there's another book that's really good that stephen king did about aliens called the tommy knockers that's a great book that's about um a ufo that was like buried in the in the ground near a town and its energy started [ __ ] everybody up like it was it was messing with people investing because there was this this thing that was right and that that was a great book that they made a movie out of it but the movie didn't really kind of capture what the book was about it's too hard it makes sense radiation i guess yeah radiation i'm not a doctor outer space craft [ __ ] how do you react how do you react to that who knows man who knows you seen bright burn bright burn what's that so it's like it's like superman if he was bad superman if he was bad if he was evil okay i i thought it was great it's a movie yeah it's a movie oh when did this come out two years ago really yep god you should watch you should watch whatever loop you should watch this [ __ ] pretty good yeah dude that sounds incredible it's literally like parallel superman it but if he was like bullied and treated like [ __ ] and he was angry whoa just imagine that oh my god imagine that if you had that power but you were angry instead of wanting to help people right like who says super heroes want to help people oh my god yeah imagine if you're like super [ __ ] annoying but you're also super powerful you're from another planet but you smell weird and the girls here don't like you yeah [ __ ] you're [ __ ] 12 and you're like god damn it and you just get angry and you become and you [ __ ] you let him know squish your mom listen [ __ ] i'm more powerful than all you [ __ ] ants that's i always think about that too if there was a real superhero would he lay low or would he be like i am god he would i am beating girls off his dick 24 hours a day and you wouldn't have a chance to save the world because it would be just lined up there's a show called the boys right they don't want that dna oh yeah it's a like a superhero show yeah but it's like superheroes are like celebrities but it would be on such a more grand scale bro but if you were the only one too you would be like the the king of the planet well that's that was always my problem with the watchmen not my problem but like uh an interesting part of the watchmen story was dr manhattan right who was basically a god right he could do anything right there was it seemed to be no limit to his powers i mean he lived in space and his wiener was huge huge giant blue hog and that was being interrupted you could show them in a movie right remember a lot more hogs in movies nowadays well now they're desperate it's like all they have is [ __ ] hard to show the hog it was for a while you could be cavalier about hiding your hogs you didn't have to go to show in the hog in order to get ratings but now goddammit with netflix they can do anything we got to show some hogs we got hogs on netflix but in that movie it was like remember when they had dr manhattan like you got out of the shower or something like that and you're like jesus like you see his big old dick and you you had to so if you went to just to see a superhero movie and you're out where your girl you're having some popcorn drinking some diet coke enjoying this movie all of a sudden you see a big old blue dick that you did not expect but what about when he goes giant blue hog full size like huge like in new york walking around yeah yeah with this giant blue deck just swinging what does god's dick look like like that it's perfect not too big not too small it's like the perfect tits aren't like triple e fake boobs right there's a there's a perfect time perfect dick's ridiculous like what is the number like a dude with a giant carpet roll dick that's no good like that's now you've got a handicap there's a there's a comfortable time like whatever the size you got to stop right there and don't be greedy i'm happy here normal good for you normal is a good place to be man normal's a good time i don't want the doctor manhattan dick yeah you don't want any of that [ __ ] but that dude was a that dude is a real god yes what's crazy is that could be people and that could be people in 100 years with gene editing and technology crispr crispr and then the ability to incorporate technology inside of human beings when they figure out how to put processors inside of human beings and make you smarter to figure out a way to connect your brain connect it through the air with the internet you're always connected that's the next move it's going to happen that that's the next move is your wallets in your body there was a video and i don't know if it was fake jamie there was a video where there was a corporation that was they convinced their employees to get a microchip in their arm is that fake that was real no [ __ ] and they used it to like buy things at lunch and they could use it to open doors dude they stuck this thing in their [ __ ] arm so they have like this rfid chip in their arms like like if you want to work there you have to get it in your arm it sounds like the bellco experiment just imagine that man you want to work at ups great we need to stick a [ __ ] electronic but that's what's inside your body i mean 97 of money is digital right like how much of it is actual gold three percent look at that thing they planted that in that dude's [ __ ] hand no now what if he does jujitsu then what huh that thing's gonna break you're gonna have to cut it out it's gonna get infected god damn it no no [ __ ] bro there's a [ __ ] company and these people are lining up to get this [ __ ] injected into their body look at that guy he's like i should have stayed in college that's what he's thinking right now he's thinking i should own this company these guys are all [ __ ] i can't believe everyone's willing to get this thing inserted in their [ __ ] body i can't believe i couldn't ever it's crazy i couldn't ever what is the the the company's name well excuse me three square market i think i read about it once but like it's uh they might have been doing like proof of concept to show this could work for other companies which is that what they do do they do these things so like you could uh almost like i think like those amazon go stores where you can just walk in grab what you want and leave this that your chip knows how much money you have and it just scans the scanner or whatever on the way out that's so what if you don't what if you don't have money no that follows what if you don't have money one of those robots well what if you build up that debt it's like 10 grand and chip that and then they gotta [ __ ] take your [ __ ] hand i robot knocks on your door bang bang bang man we are here to collect money from you post malone it's the suede denim secret police [ __ ] westworld you watched that show yeah think about the first season artificial people you're allowed to shoot artificial pee-pee people oh okay robot people you're allowed to shoot [Laughter] that would be a great stephen king book right a goblin that tricks people into thinking it's a man in a mask how about a goblin with a microchip that runs out of money and then he has to go on the run from his [ __ ] his debt collector yeah right that's a cool movie yeah that's a cool you get a little bit of lord of the rings you get a little bit of high rope you get all that [ __ ] he has to tell people like i keep my phone off most of the time because the debt collectors just blow my phone up i only turned on it a couple minutes a day just maybe maybe you think the chip just goes crazy and it gives you the advantages of implants over cards is their permanence they are unlikely to be lost and are non-transferable businesses do not need to worry about theft or access details to the same degree because to do so would involve mutilation and be much more obvious what what the [ __ ] is that they say mutilation in the army someone that's incredible stealing your chip so they could cut it off your body from a business perspective it also allows a more precise tracking of employees due to the in-body nature of an implant over a car oh my god listen to this but this statement is so bizarre mutilation in the article businesses do not need to worry about theft or of access details to the same degree because to do so would involve mutilation and be much more obvious imagine you don't have to worry about someone cutting that chip out of your [ __ ] hip and using it to open all the building and stealing all the information because that would be obvious no it'd be really obvious everyone would see it coming and it would involve mutilation i love mutilation in the paragraph that's my favorite you're sitting around at your house thinking i can't believe i let these [ __ ] inject this thing in my hip just feeling it every morning you touch this thing that's what i well that's what i was getting at if you're overdue on your balance it would just irritate you there would be something that would irritate you to the point of insanity wake up and get another job to pay me what who are you you're [ __ ] neurological and like who said that yeah the chip it's your chip it's chip yeah it's the overlord we are communicating to you from your chip you don't want us to involve mutilation in this [ __ ] because that would be obvious it would be too obvious it would be too obvious those like the most non-soothing yeah if they were trying to sell that [ __ ] it's not working that is the least soothing way to say no one's gonna steal the chip cause they didn't have to cut it out of you it would involve mutilation holy [ __ ] imagine no one mutilates don't worry it's totally safe no one's ever mutilated it's not like they don't even have a really good reason for you to do it of course i used to like to use copy machines open doors use the copy machine how about i just press [ __ ] copy how about i press start boss you can't put a [ __ ] chip in me [ __ ] what if that chip rots what happens if you play rugby and the chip breaks inside your arm says you can put it take it out just as easy as a splinter that's a lie but then it says mutilation the chip is about this [ __ ] big that's the biggest splinter i've seen that's hilarious oh my god they would just have to bowie knife it out of you ugh that's got to be a [ __ ] it probably is a dark mirror episode right is there one of those where someone gets a chip i think every episode of black mirror they have a chip yeah they've figured it out black mirrors figured out everything that's gonna happen everything is gonna go wrong you had the cloning thing earlier with that cloning episode that dude had remember where they had the the space station team like oh yes yes yes yes yes that was the one where the guy was a tyrant right yeah [ __ ] that was a creepy one that was a creepy one i like the video game one where he goes stays at that old mansion and he just goes [ __ ] nuts that's a good one how long before they're gonna make an artificial post malone looks just like you sits right next to you freaks out is he doing my shows no he's got no talent i think there's gonna be it's gonna be a long road before they figure out a way to make an artificial thing that's creative i think that might be the only thing we have well they try to make computers make music all the time it sucks sucks there's something that we do we like we were talking about earlier it r when you're doing something we i mean humans that makes other people happy that thing is hard to define it's hard to figure out with numbers like you listen to eye of the tiger and you want to start running like what is that let a computer [ __ ] make that camera if you were a kid when i was when rocky iii came out and that [ __ ] song comes out holy [ __ ] yeah come on man what are my chances of the artificial posty sitting here while i out take a piss i knew i knew it was coming go go take a piss bro we have plenty of time we'll be right back ladies and gentlemen and this is supernova by necro goblin khan we'll be right back yeah disc problems are no joke man that's a if you have like bulging desks or herniated discs you got to take care of those what you definitely can't do is [ __ ] them up worse sure like if you have a chance do something take they're real close to being able to fix that too they're already replacing them they're replacing them with these titanium discs that move around they're not perfect but it's better than you know having degenerative disc disease and having massive pain all the time and that's something that's not something that i'm mad at is what i meant a disc i'm mad at chips in your hands that you have to mutilate to get out yeah that's scary people are totally a piece a piece of metal instead of a bone isn't harmful no because there's no technology in that it's just a filler right right it's just something to replace something that's broken right like if your hand gets bitten off by a shark and they say listen you have two options right you can have no hand or will make you a hand that looks exactly like your old hand luke skywalker style right and you put that on you can feel with it and everything but it just won't be a real hand no i mean that's totally fine too if if it's controlled by your brain and you wake up in the middle and it's choking you and see that's that's that's the whole that's the whole argument that could happen that could happen come on man some terminator [ __ ] how strong would your goddamn hand be if it was made out of metal and wires and [ __ ] you think do you think you couldn't fight a robot no they would fall up if you had a metal hand you couldn't fight no they wouldn't let you no no chance you can't have a metal thing that would be that would be like the new one is hard as [ __ ] metal metal-handed people are people too and they would want to enter into mma and [ __ ] people up with their iron arms oh my god that that's that dude's oh [ __ ] bobby gilder but he's got something i just was looking at this crazy hook thing oh so he makes a bunch of different that's cool it doesn't say i don't think so he he has different prosthetics that he does different things with yeah no context for that i met him he's got a carbon fiber articulating hand and a carbon fiber leg he got attacked by a shark is is the hand controllable yeah he can move it like this with his nerves i don't know how it's hooked up do you know how it's hooked up nope i don't know if it's muscle and i was like well that was normal maybe he contracts it with his muscles man that's the whole thing that's like that's okay yeah i know we've done if somebody gets it's like the self-driving car right right if there's a way for somebody to control that and it's not just your nerves or whatever controlling right instead of it's hooked up to the cloud or something somewhere like the [ __ ] chip you know what i mean i do know what you mean look i've never played an acoustic guitar right but i would imagine it's probably a pretty magical experience to play in like a really good guitar it's very visceral and satisfying that that analog visceral satisfying feeling of doing something that there's that exists in the car world too if you look if you're driving like a 1969 porsche 911 those air cooled cars they weigh like 2 000 pounds and it's a it's got this crazy weird mechanical sound to it bro that there's a thing there's a connection you have to that that you're not going to get once you start adding technology all that shit's gone that weird thing that that very analog thing that you get from like it exists with a lot of it it exists with looking at a painting it exists with listening to someone saying it exists with with jokes with there's a thing man when you can just [ __ ] nail like a thing that makes you feel those cars make you feel better that's the difference like an old car will make you feel better right that's a new car is not going to do that a new car is going to be cool as [ __ ] and awesome right but it's not going to make you feel better like there's something about yeah yeah you feel better you're on a drug it's a very mild amazing drug you're not gonna get that off a spaceship that's autonomous you know it's autonomously driving yeah and that's the whole that's the whole deal it's like you know there is technology that's helpful technology does not go with the human body yeah it's this is like organic right you know what i mean yes and like the chip it's it's gonna go wrong sometimes for sure it has to it's not it's gonna be perfect all the people with the chip are 100 happy yeah none of them got infections no mutilation she was happy nobody there was no mutilation it was never so obvious that's what i'm saying like if you have to have a piece or a disc in your spine removed with a metal plate instead of a metal plate with a microchip in it that's the total difference you know what i mean i do know what you mean but what if that microchip made you feel better what if they put that microchip in you and all of a sudden this is how i want you to look at it what it is is essentially new software management of your body your mind will stay the same post malone right but your body will now be in control of this perfect system that's gonna figure out what it needs and what it doesn't need work it all out you just live your life you don't have to worry about your body anymore i've already seen too many movies about don't worry about your mind not into it it's fine everything's gonna be wonderful it's okay it is cool to be cyborg if you're living a shitty life you're like i [ __ ] hate delivering for postmates i hate [ __ ] where i sleep i hate i hate what i do i'm tired i don't want to do it anymore then all sudden this this little thing comes along right give control of your body to the state you still be the same inside your mind but our microchip will control all of your biology to the point where you no longer need to go to the doctor you don't need health insurance because you're never going to get sick right one but one by one people give in interesting we get infected interesting affected by technology interesting don't you think it's possible most definitely but is it better here's the thing is it better if your grandmother dies of cancer or is it better if you have some technology that keeps you from ever getting any disease ever but it's embedded inside your body and it's controlled by a team of scientists but it comes to i was watching something that this robot can walk and swim so it gets in your cells makes its way through to your brain and [ __ ] explodes jihad this is the craziest thing ever that what that what they're willing to do today with um with technology and you know like what they're experimenting on what we're seeing in these videos is just a tiny amount of what's possible for them in the future i mean they could man we could have insane technology of changing human bodies inside our lifetime you're in shape right i try my best me not so much do you ever want to be no well there you go then yeah i mean i'm happy here as long as you're happy but like we were talking about earlier it comes to i guess generation wise yes because if you have to pantomime a cell phone how do you do it you got to do like this like this yeah flip phone but i saw a video of are they doing this now they're doing this oh okay that makes sense because of the iphone yeah but we do it like this yeah so there there maybe later comes a time because like i said i will never drive a fully autonomous car [Music] but i hear you i'm sure there's someone years down the line that will be like oh [ __ ] yeah are you kidding me i think they're going to do it because it's safer and i think that's why it's going to be really hard to get people to uh sign off on the idea of letting people drive their own cars it's a thing that we got really used to that we only got used to for a little while i mean there was no cars in 1700 and in the 2020s everyone's got a [ __ ] car they're everywhere so in that time period we went from all of human history no cars to the invention of a car whatever the [ __ ] that was we figured that out once in the 1800s or something the 1800s they figured out that was their first car that's not that long and then we just decided well you have to have a car basic human right you don't really have to have a car but cars are awesome like i know you do need this other car how are you going to get to your job public transportation if it's better that's what but that's a car well not necessarily it could be like a tube where people fly through it it's all magnets on the other end to keep it from crashing into each other they could figure out some weird [ __ ] that has nothing to do with cars it's too late it's not totally too late i think if they could figure out a way to convince people that there will be no more auto accidents that would be a good way to get people on board right if they said no more auto accidents ever people would probably be like oh well how can you argue against that you selfish [ __ ] you want to shift through your own gears and kill my nana and that's that's what people are going to do they're going to give in to it because they don't want to be selfish i mean this is like the slow slide into accepting that we're a part of technology right the slow slide is us hanging on to our biology as much as possible i think that's a good thing i think biology is awesome but i see the writing on the wall i see where it's going yeah i mean it's going away yeah we're sliding into this uh new existence but we we're really insistent on keeping our old ways it's really weird i know in terms of like uh i like to hear the rumble of an engine i'm one of those people i have a rumble of an engine right but then it i mean i i don't want to backtrack too much but i have been but at the end of the day i would rather be responsible for my decisions i suppose yes well you're an artist you know you're just being an artist is a different kind of person it's a person who's chosen a path of doing whatever the [ __ ] they want to do like expressing themselves professionally of course you don't want someone driving you it feels good to drive yeah there's experiences that you get in life you want to you want to feel them all you know and some of them are dangerous some of them come with consequences if you make a mistake that's how you get better if you take away all consequences my concern is that we're going to just like keep protecting ourselves more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more to it to the point where we're just incapable of withstanding any adversity that's what i'm worried about with people well and that's what i say i this is this is why i would rather drive my own car is because like you never fully you never you wake up and you never know what's happening right right you never know what's gonna happen during the day there's something good about that yeah no it's incredible but we're all people and i would rather have that be biological then a computer controlled and that's and that's where i'm coming from i suppose i i'm with you i'm with you i see both sides of it i really do right i'm not on a particular side of it right because i think um i think what all of us are doing is like witnessing these changes happening in real time and trying to hold on to whatever ground we have that we think is important and sacred you know i think that's one of the things we're doing where you know people that ride motorcycles they want to ride harleys and loud engines and it's romantic it's exciting all those things i think are cool but i see the writing on the wall like if a hundred years from now it's it's all going to be autonomous yeah there's going to be very few licenses that we give away to people to let them drive their own cars right it's probably it's probably all going to be controlled by some central system that keeps you at a certain pace you know you gotta it's it's gonna be annoying it's gonna be annoying it's gonna be just drive to work no more fun anymore before it's like if you worked at a job and you had a 68 camaro right and you drove your 68 camaro to work while you're driving down the street listening to white snake here i go again on my own and you're driving this [ __ ] thing and you're shifting your own gears right that guy's having a good ass time and someone can come along take that away and say no no you have to get in the autonomous tube now because safety safety is important so this poor [ __ ] dude who looked forward to his drive to work he had a 20-minute drive to work but during that 20 minutes he listened to all the music he wanted to listen to he listened to whatever the [ __ ] he wanted right and then he pulled into that and pulled into that [ __ ] parking spot shut his car off right now he's got to go to work but he knows that in eight hours he'll be free and fire that car up again right shift his own look forward to it drive home listen to the best tunes call your friends right you're what about an attack an attack what kind of attack like like you think about it you think about no you think about you pull out your debit card right and all of a sudden no one's debit card works oh yeah right what's gonna stop that from happening what do you do with no money because there's only three percent that's real cash that's real like palpable so if everybody wanted all the paper for all the money they have in the bank we would never be able to do it if everybody's debit card stopped working it would [ __ ] much cash is there out there right i have no idea like how much cash is there out there now in comparison to like the 80s when there was only cash it's probably the same amount but most people use credit cards now right like way more yeah but think about if if we had an enemy that wanted to yeah say or even or even our own government that's just like all technology monetary wise is cut off yep they just killed the system they just stopped it all no more banks no more banking no more atms what are you gonna do you don't have any money you know nobody has any money you can't buy food you can't buy anything so you have to steal and then all your money is everything how much u.s currency is in circulation as of july 8 2020 1.3 trillion look how much how much is out there how much money how do we differentiate what is like digital money right and what is actual money good point there's 1.3 trillion accounted for but how much of it is an actual paper cash right yeah yeah and what does paper cash even worth depends on where you're at right some people don't even want it some restaurants like no we don't we don't take cash yeah it's like whoa you do the yeah it's the thing they flip it around it says uh according to the cia the total amount of broad money is 80 trillion dollars whoa currently and cash was one point two so 1.9 trillion is actual cash and all the rest of it is just [ __ ] it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] ethereal yeah it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] nowhere it doesn't exist there's not a vault you can get in like imagination imagine imagine where we we're at war with the country and then they have the best oh my god hackers yeah or whatever this is all hypothetical right but you're you go to swipe your card and it doesn't work and then everybody in america goes to swipe their card and it doesn't doesn't work and then you find out the goblin lead singer of that [ __ ] goblin is right there [Laughter] it's a real goblin and he's eating people the same way that centipede eats mice gets rid of the back of their head that's a terrible video skull that's a terrible video i know it's horrible pretty brutal it is so brutal and that's what's normal that's normal out there just we've we figured out a way to wall it off that's what it is all day long it's things eating things it's [ __ ] chaos yeah things eat things the ocean is one giant murder soup that's all it is just monster murder soup a bunch of [ __ ] things killing each other how do you feel about whales i love them they're huge i've been around them i've never seen one in my whole life you should go to hawaii i think it's around i want to say it's around november-ish find out when the whales go near i've seen them near the big island on a uh one of them cruises they take you out i've seen him a couple times accidentally while fishing from maui but i've seen him on the big island where you go out on a boat ride humpback whale season in the hawaiian islands yeah between november and early may but some months are better than others so it's cool man so you're in this boat and then as you're out there you just see one break the surface and then they they you know lean towards that area they go to and sometimes you see them swim under the boat it's incredible they're so big man so they don't even seem real biggest creatures on the planet oh yeah yeah currently yeah they're the biggest creatures blue whales are right aren't they the biggest i saw something sperm whales maybe blue whale biggest thing ever ever i don't know wow yeah they're so big dude i mean you see that's different [ __ ] dinosaur how long have they been around like they didn't get killed by the yucatan blast right aren't they something that's millions of years old maybe not that many million maybe that's what it is like we think about um dolphins and how [ __ ] intelligent they are how long have they been around here we go 173 tons oh my god oh my [ __ ] god 29.9 meters which is 100 feet long it's basically 100 feet long and weighed 173 tons known to have ever existed oh my god it weighs an adult weighs 330 000 pounds and they live 90 [ __ ] years they live 90 years and they're smart that's what's weird we don't you know they take care of the young they're smart there's some weird mammal but then there's orcas which are they're cut like orcas are the cousins to dolphins that's the ones we love right we love killer whales but they murder dolphins they murder whales they murder they're the murderers of the ocean they're the killer whales yeah but they call them killer whales they're not a they're not a whale they're a dolphin they call themselves are dolphins yeah they call them killer whales because they kill whales so do they rude sex for fun i don't know if there's that's a good question because dolphins do because dolphins do that's a really good question let's find out yeah do orcas have or creational sex casual or sexual orcas have casual sex texts for fun you probably get a better article you get someone who's got a sense of humor do google do orc as [ __ ] for fun you'll get the best article got [Laughter] i wonder how much they know about them you know i don't think they know about them the same way they know about dolphins is there is there because that there's not a lot of them there's not as many as they used to be that's for sure there's a real worry about the ones that are in the pacific northwest um there's a pod around the seattle area i think that for whatever reason doesn't want to eat anything other than chinook salmon i think it's chinook salmon and they're running out of salmon there's not as many salmon anymore so these things are starving and so they're trying to reintroduce like the idea of getting them to eat like seals or sea lions things like that because other killer whales eat them all the time so you have this native pod of killer whales that's really struggling and then you have these pods that are travelers they travel into the neighborhood they just [ __ ] everything up they eat all the seals they eat whatever they want they eat mammals they eat fish they eat whatever they want and then they take off so they're only there for a little while but there's one pot for whatever reason just one salmon how many is in the pot not that many they're having a hard time uh keeping them active they're even thinking about releasing extra salmon into the water they've had a bunch of like weird ideas of how to uh how to save them how many jamie's googling it's scott it says there's a lot of animals that have sex not just for reproduction yeah for sure chimps do but it says they all work it's also masturbate which i found in this article other animals do too how i don't know just as they re they do stuff when reproduction isn't they're only on a rock this is [ __ ] a crab they call it masturbation it's crab rape jesus christ oh my god imagine a killer whale's horny just rubbing up against you and you're like just finish please a killer whale just go ahead stop getting high with puffer fish right dolphins do don't they like pass them around and like yeah dolphins do what the stories of killer whales rescuing people and they fall off boats which is really crazy like they've had people they've actually said killer whales have actually helped them it's weird because they kill people in captivity but only because they're probably because they're tortured you know they're living in a [ __ ] swimming pool and giant majestic yeah ocean animal trapped in a prison for no reason didn't do anything wrong eventually they just start killing their trainers just get pissed off man man holy [ __ ] you guys are putting me on do you say they they they get high they use tough toxic fish [ __ ] crazy they take a little toot and they pass it around the dolphins expert deliberate handling of the terrorized puffer fish implies that this is not their first time at the hallucinogenic rodeo like a volcano what if a human smokes it's a volcano bag it is what if a human smoked pufferfish oh you'd probably be dead in a second what's it like i don't know but we don't have a face like that i would imagine a lot of [ __ ] a dolphin could do that you can't swear it's got more poisonous wow 1200 times wow more poisonous and cyanide enough toxin in one puffer fish to kill 30 adult humans and there's no known entities jesus christ meanwhile only resulting in mutilation dolphins like i'm just here to get high i got this you [ __ ] don't know what you're doing how does that work i don't know i never knew that you know what's weird is that people want to eat them like uh they're like a prized sushi meat because it's like it's it's exciting you're eating something that the chef [ __ ] this up your dolphins are puffer fish puffer fish i don't like dolphins there's no dolphin sushi is there i don't know there has to be something i don't like i like warm warm fish warm fish like cooked yeah baked yeah yeah i hear you you're not a sushi guy yeah fugu that's it right there no [ __ ] yeah so that is a it's it's a delicacy for whatever reason people like the idea of eating something that might [ __ ] kill him and it has to be expert top 10 most dangerous foods served in paper-thin slices by expert chefs the fugu combines luxury with high-stakes gamble the intestines ovaries and liver of fugu or blowfish contains a poison called texts sorry tetrodotoxin okay tetradotoxin which is 1200 times deadlier than cyanide this toxin is so potent that a lethal doth dose is smaller than the head of a pin a lethal dose smaller than the head of a pin and a single fish is enough poison to kill 30 people because of the high risk chefs must undergo two to three years of training to obtain a fugu preparing license and such expertise raises the price of fugu dishes up to 200 what that's kind of cheap it's really cheap i think you might die yeah they consume 10 000 tons of fugu fish every year oh my god they're so ballsy that's a warrior culture right there [ __ ] fugu fish can't should we try it no i'll try it bro i don't want to be there when you die i clicked one i wanted to see what other foods were first the first food they listed hot dogs hot dogs are more dangerous than fugu fish i said people choke on them oh please oh my gosh 90 percent of food related asphyxiations in those younger than ten are caused from hot dogs okay well i understand if it's illegal i understand little kids and their parents don't know how to do it i'm like there's a certain age where you're on your own if you choke to death on a hot dog there's a certain age like hey man do you know how to give yourself a heimlich because i don't you gotta throw yourself on the edge of your chair oh jesus i don't know if it will work but that's what you gotta do do what is it i find a chair and like get this throw your body off chuck the food out of your mouth you don't just like hmm maybe yeah just kind of like you could maybe like in an in an upwards motion you get behind someone and you force it right you force the air out so what the [ __ ] do you do do you have to get them bending forward you do right so that the food when it pops out doesn't fall right back in their their hole right actually it says self-harm like it should be a fist yeah punch yourself right up in an upward motion i'll show you wow what it says to do both the best yeah the chair is good okay so this guy slammed his hand oh it's like like a gable grip like you're trying to take someone down slam it into your okay right underneath so right where your solar plexus is be careful but what kind of chair there's so many different kinds of chairs well hey if you're choking you've got to find the closest one i think i heard that they break they people break ribs doing this all the time makes sense and then cpr people break ribs doing that too makes sense you're pushing on the ribs trying to get someone to breathe [Music] trying to get that food out of their stomach that [ __ ] hot dog what if the chair is like a throne like a cool like vampire throne and it's like sharp on the top then you're gonna impale yourself yeah don't do that then you that's when you do this don't do the heimlich when you're near a vampire throne it's [ __ ] life lessons here yeah you ever see that gary oldman dracula movie dude that's that's a classic with winona ryder and keanu reeves you ever see that before he got too far i got a picture of henry heimlich the guy who invented it popped up he came up with that 1974 is when i was promoted so like what the [ __ ] do people do before that died they only had been doing it for like 50 years stabbed themselves with a [ __ ] vampire throat that's crazy wow i'm sure there was something but like wow the self heimlich manure maneuver excuse me a poem by fred payton so there it is heimlich maneuver to dissolve heimlich recommended standing behind the person wrapping arms around what is that nine what is that around nine clasping hands what does that mean that's the answer oh and oh and clasping hands onto i never know what that sign is called i know what it is i know it's and i know it's ampersand once you said it spell it but if you but if you said to me what is that thing called before you just said that i'd be like i don't know what the [ __ ] that thing's called yeah i don't know how you would do it yourself you would lean forward i guess and just slam it in and how do you figure that out you don't you just like choke yourself with like just eat steak and then purposely all the time yeah and then like well [ __ ] it's gotta work i think someone probably did it one time and then the other went ah the other people went that's what we do write that down but heimlich i didn't you said 1972 uh 74. 74. jesus christ i figured that would have been around for years yeah right hundreds of years [Music] people just thought demons were taking you when you're choking on food and put them in the [ __ ] windshield billy the witch jail demons possessed possessed grasshoppers my little billy was a good boy and the demons came and they took him i was eating hot dogs seventeen percent he was fine hot dogs is the most dangerous food that's crazy more than fugu that's how much better japanese people are being humans than americans we die from hot dogs they don't even die from this [ __ ] super toxic thing where one drop the head of a pen could kill a whole human being they don't even dry that doesn't measure out to me though by the way enough there's enough poison right in a puffer fish to kill 30 humans right but one pin drop is a lethal dose yeah they have a very small amount of poison i guess the policy before this was slapping somebody on the back until like 1970 when this guy was like researching this i found out that it actually pushed the food further back down so the red cross had to have like a do not allow anyone to slap you on your back if you're choking and try to dislodge food oh my god and then like he said he read an article dr heimlich about people dying it was the sixth most like leading cause of death so he's like what a wizard he is it makes sense with hot dogs though because you get to bite off those chunks you know like it's so easy to bite off and if you're a glutton or if you just make a mistake and you just bite off too big of breath and you think you're all right and you're like what's the [ __ ] solution there though i'm a maneuver vampire throne obviously bro when you look at how many people have died from choking ever it was a lot that's why he was looking it up it was like in one year six thousand people died and said you never hear about it unless it was someone famous it's like uh kennedy's sister-in-law or someone died of choking on me oh really wow oh i think i've only been in one dire choking situation what happened i was at dinner with my family at our house and i took a bite of steak and it just clogged me up [ __ ] my uncle gave me the heimlich maneuver shout out to uh what's his name heimlich henry heimlich shout out to henry heimlich yeah have you ever been in a dire choking situation no not really i've definitely been choking at points like i've had something like but i either threw it up or something never where i was thought this was it i'm gonna die i had it's terrifying i could only imagine have you been you've been there scary [ __ ] it's freak out just imagine enjoying a delicious piece of steak and then you're like it took a turn yeah and now i'm dying and you could dive people around you don't know what the [ __ ] to do you could die henry heimlich saved us all yeah you can't be timid with that heimlich maneuver either you gotta really get after yeah you gotta get after it because you might not have that much time how many of those you get heimlicks how many times can you force it you know i mean you could break someone's [ __ ] ribs too you have to think about that yeah if you're doing like to an old lady and she's choking on something you might kill her doing that yeah oh imagine you're nana she spits out the meat but you killed her by giving her the heimlich [ __ ] that's an insane situation [ __ ] that has to happen has to have happened yeah how long can a human hold their breath minutes those free divers they can do like seven minutes i think that's a lie no no no they can do it seven minutes yeah people have done more than that but they've done it with like weird oxygen assist things chris angel not chris angel but david blaine he did some crazy number of minutes but he did something to himself first right it wasn't just what do you know what he did jamie i was trying to when we were doing the podcast that i was trying to look into it he i believe he just over oxygenated oxygenated his body somehow or another i believe yeah by just breathing it in and then not moving at all so he didn't use any of it but he did like 17 minutes or something like that yeah something bonkers like that no [ __ ] 17 minutes is like almost a tv show yeah that's an episode of modern family yes it's i think it's 22 minutes for modern family yeah because of uh ads that's nuts that's a long [ __ ] time to hold your breath so how do you over accident no it's good question wait what do you think he has a ted talk about i'm sure he probably explained a lot of it but he had to get his heart rate down he did it once and it didn't work and he panicked they had to go in and save him oh geez there's a whole thing because it wasn't easy to get in there towards the thing he did it but he did it again there's just something about a dude like him that's willing to do [ __ ] that you you you would be like wait why are you even doing this how how can you do it and why are you doing this like remember when he was encased in ice yeah he was encased in ice for like a long ass time it's a good angle how long was he encased in ice for i want to say more than 24 hours i think it was a long time because there was one thing he did in new york city where people could come up and see him he was in a like like water what what's in the box grab me one of those [ __ ] too thanks dad sir thank you sir my pleasure what's in the box no no no how did he do it 70 plus hours in frozen ice yeah so this them taking him out is this the end rescuing him oh shut the [ __ ] up he lived in that for 72 hours let me cry travis is like how is he doing this i need to be there [Laughter] that's how badass it is when you just stand still for 72 hours lenny kravitz comes to visit you kravitz is like yo this guy's [ __ ] crazy lenny kravitz lives on a farm in brazil and he finds out that you're doing some crazy [ __ ] in ice he shows up like i need to see this i need to be there live you sit on top of a pole for a really long time of course you know i've seen i've seen something like this before i don't know if it was david blaine but monks do it and they have a way to like slow down their metabolism so they can be up there for weeks and not eat and not drink anything what does it say about 34 hours you stood up there for 34 hours before jumping down oh shut the [ __ ] up he stood on that pole like that for 34 hours 80 feet oh my god i don't like this you seen him eat glass it's pretty that's so weird that's such a weird thing to do eat glass or stand on them all those things eat glass stand up there bees out there on that pole covered in ice eating glass for three years [Laughter] that's a different kind of person right the art in that is that we know it's really hard to do and there's no way to fake it right no it's like it's crazy it's not like illusion no it's like mental [ __ ] fortitude yeah so he does illusions too right he's a real magician right magician but also can do that like that's just a mind that's just that's a different kind of mind yeah stand there for 34 hours on a pole he'd probably be a good fighter he'd probably be amazing he would never tap out you've seen this one where he puts a frog live frog in his belly and like spits it back out alive did they x-ray him is that an x-ray he has all these differences oh my god imagine if they did we got to x-ray the frogs first okay okay i'll let them out in a couple minutes first to do the x-ray see nothing but frogs no organs it's just frost that's such a bad x-ray it just doesn't look remotely real like so uh your x-rays came back how come the frogs are so clear but you don't see anything else oh it's so stupid it's so stupid you ever shot the uh boring company flamethrower yeah yeah we brand out of juice doesn't have any juice anymore we gotta refill the what is it propane propane yeah we got to refill the propane oh man they got [ __ ] rhino at the [ __ ] gas station hook that [ __ ] up to a [ __ ] tank i know right yeah we just gotta hook it up but the thing is like it's the perfect amount of propane because it's not very big you see the tank's very small so elon probably blew half of it out just showing it to me he's crazy are you right out there in the hallway just blowing this fire [ __ ] it like this flamethrower in the middle of the hallway i'm like bro hi that's how i met him i met him he comes in he comes in with a flame floor legitimately he's the sweetest guy very very nice guy sweetest guy yeah hurts me to the core that him and johnny depp want to duke it out what's the b they're both nice guys there's a there was a woman involved you know how it is oh the amber heard johnny's ex-wife was involved with elon apparently at one point in time so they don't like each other they would love each other if they knew each other i'm out of the game you know me too i live in utah i just i'm telling you there he goes pulls it up connor mcgregor's coach offers to train elon musk mcgregor come into this well who which which one of his coaches is that kavanagh because he has a bunch of coaches so i can co it is kavanaugh i'm not tweeted of course you would kavanagh is cool i don't think they're gonna fight though is that a real thing it's no um it was a joke that elon apparently said at one point in time uh maybe i should have a cage fight with him like lol you know like that kind of yeah and then because he was upset at him or something you know it's how it goes what are you gonna do i don't know everybody's fighting not everybody but when those kind of fights happen you're like i see what happened here this is not complicated math you know two good guys i'm so in between crazy everybody's mad good it's good to be out of the loop i think it's really wise that you live out there i really do i agree because you're so wild like for a dude like you it's good to be in a place where you see nature and it's probably in a way it's balancing and it's like there's um there's something about the the utah mountains too like that's a real mountain range yeah you see that [ __ ] all the time when you drive around utah it's like it's very humbling it's incredible it's just like you're a [ __ ] mm-hmm on the [ __ ] entire globe also it's like natural art like when you see mountains they're natural art like if you drive through the mountains it's like you're seeing an art gallery like a nature it's beautiful to look at and it's free yeah it does something to you like it excites you in a weird way like can you when you can see a waterfall coming off the side of a mountain and everything's lush and green you see it go into a flowing river man that does a thing to your body it does a thing to your brain it lights everything up and that's the best especially for making music oh that makes sense especially for making music because it's just like without sounding corny it's like you you feel like you're a part of something bigger but you're so insignificant and then you can just say i accept everything around me yeah and i'm relaxed and i'm at peace you know knowing that you're just the world spinning around you and everything happens for a reason and you can just sit there 100 percent peace at ease and say i don't have to worry you know like i said earlier l.a always something going on yeah i i couldn't do it so yeah there's and it definitely affected my creative process for sure what do you mean like going out yeah yeah yeah there's always someone hitting you up and you know i don't want to speak on behalf of everyone in l.a or from l.a but there's a lot of people who kind of want to drain you and well you know what it is man it's not that they want to drain you what it is is they're greedy they're concentrating on themselves and when they're concentrating on you know they're trying to make it they're trying to get something happening right and they're ambitious and they're self-centered in that way and i don't mean that as a pejorative it's a negative thing just they're self-centered so they they always want from you right and so they're draining like and when you're successful and you're a guy who's got a lot going on they think there's a rub i gotta get i gotta get the post malone get that rub right i got to be able to somehow or another gets what he's got hey man hit me up hey hey i'm here hey hey hey let's do that thing right hey hey hey hey hey hey hey let's go out hey i want you to meet my friend right hey hey hey are you like bro i gotta make music i'm good at one thing and that's using auto-tune to sing you got to make that music i want you to hear some of the new [ __ ] i think i would love to i think i would love to what do you listen to dude i listen to a lot of [ __ ] i listen to most like it varies i go on um streaks of listening to like i'll get in a gang star streak i'll listen a lot of uh classic like run dmc for a while and then i'll go into like some old zeppelin and i'll get stuck on zeppelin for months yeah and then i'll transfer over to some old johnny cash and i'll get into that for a while and then i get into like i'll get into a moody mode and i'll need some sheryl crow in my life yeah i listen to like you're my favorite mistake i'll get into that kind of music man and i i i get into all kinds of [ __ ] i go into these waves but most of the time if you had to come in here on a whim and say what kind of music's playing it's classic rock almost always it's always like zeppelin nothing's wrong with that i'd like nothing wrong with that at all i like there's something about the 60s and the 70s there's something about the fact that these guys were breaking out of this mold the society yeah had carved for them when they were children and here they are as adults in the 1960s and they are just buck wild how heavy is sabbath very heavy for like just imagine uh like vinyl like vinyl sabbath like and just like here's this record i just picked up from the store let's spin that [ __ ] and hope my parents don't hear it i'm 25 by the way i can't you probably listened to sabbath on vinyl i well i wasn't i definitely have but i wasn't the biggest sabbath fan i liked a lot of [ __ ] that was embarrassing like i was really into kiss when it was embarrassing this is great i love kiss but when i was a kid it was a problem like other kids that found out you'd like kiss like what really oh yeah why oh my god for whatever reason kiss got a weird there's a weird thing that happened with kiss this is this is what's interesting they didn't get any radio play a lot of people don't know this but when i was a kid kiss got no radio play no radio play i don't know if it's because of politics or people just decide they suck because they wear masks or makeup rather i don't know i don't know what it was but for whatever reason it was really hard to hear a kiss song on the radio and every now and then you would hear i want to rock and roll all night and you'd be like what it's on the radio this is crazy ah want a rock and roll like you'd be in your car driving that would come on you'd be so excited because you were a kiss fan and you don't the kiss didn't get any love and then as we got older i think people started missing it and then kiss made like reunion tours and they came back and put the makeup on again and people got excited and and then people that were for whatever reason not kiss fans in the past became kiss fans in the present right but when i was in the 80s it was like a problem if you loved kiss people would mock you in the 80s probably because that's like [ __ ] metallica like yeah that was guns and roses too man you know that was um um i believe nirvana came out with never mind what was that 89 91 was it 91 90 yeah that was around those those years you know and that just changed everything like eddie bravo my friend eddie he's always saying like that's what killed hair bands nirvana killed hair bands yeah it just came he was so deep you're like jesus christ like you couldn't listen it was [ __ ] heavy heavy [Music] heavy rape me rape me heavy singing a song called rape me heavy holy [ __ ] it's like what do you even do that song is so intense it's like if you could take a person's emotions and their soul and figure out how to transfer it into into musical notes and sounds that's what it sounded like that's it i mean that's what that's what it [ __ ] is it's like [ __ ] everything and here's what i'm going to say like here wish we could play this god damn he's a bad [ __ ] dave grove crushes it all of them crushes it that was cool during the nirvana thing did you watch my nirvana thing no i didn't what would you do with nirvana we did a uh we did a whole fundraiser when was this this was [ __ ] two months ago but uh i've been i'm out of the loop since covid there's a lot of [ __ ] i missed on i missed evil superman i missed you miss evil you misbullied superman i did i missed it all yeah so we did we did a whole set and it was cool to see dave give his approval and travis barker played drums it was cool to see chris uh you know travis is the first guy to come in here with face tattoos but you knocked it out of the park oh [ __ ] man is that a good thing travis is one of those [ __ ] i love him in the world he's so cool he's like a genuinely cool guy yeah really interesting like intense like as good a drummer as he is you cannot be that good unless you've got some fire inside of you yeah you know that dude's got fire inside of him but he's super cool yeah i mean but like to be that good and so [ __ ] into it man he's that he's [ __ ] got it he i mean that's the same spirit it's just like it's a spirit it's just like [ __ ] you i'm gonna play music yeah and this is how it's gonna be and he's a guy who likes old cars too he's a bet for the same reason he's an artist yeah he's doesn't have like a dope blazer like a really cool custom blazer i think yeah probably he's got a lot of colors one day i'll be that cool i'm working on it it's hard it's hard to get that cool it's tough it's it's hard travis parker's at a high level of cool because he's like a genuine human there it is look at that thing god damn that's sweet holy [ __ ] look at that that is clean who made that thing it's hot travis barker's k5 blazer custom suv topless topless show the titty who made that we should probably oh the light bar on top is gangster it's a sick car yeah that's dead it's got taste it's got taste does it say the uh the people who built it well you're gonna have to google it kid what is it delmo speed and custom in burbank california yeah that's pretty beast car shops are considered uh they're supposed to be essential businesses you're allowed to still work on cars that's what home sell yeah that's one of the weirdest things about this pandemic is what's essential and what's not essential like it is who did who gets to decide exactly exactly is there a vote who gets to decide it's a it's a strange amount of power because it's not you and it's not me no it's a strange amount of power and what what's allowed to be open was not like they had uh bars were open but then they wouldn't let comedy clubs open like that's an entertainment venue but then so is the staple center like those they're very different things yeah you know one of them can have 30 people in it right you know it's like who gets to decide your restaurant can open because it's and outside there's no way in hell you could figure out how to keep people apart inside you just did and did it for a while right like who's making the rules yeah that's the whole that's the i whenever i touch down my my my friend was like yeah all the restaurants just uh put some chairs and tables on the outside and yeah that's what most of them did and they're very smart they adapted a lot of them that could do that did that but a lot of most of them went under i think it's more than fifty percent whatever what if you're addicted to partying then a nightclub is an essential business point what do people who are addicted to partying do what have they been doing besides partying who's it to say unregulated parties at home and that gives people coronavirus don't they they always hear you always see that story here's a story you never see a bunch of guys got together all of them got tested no one had coronavirus they partied they had a great time nobody got hurt you know you know who's doing that story right now dave chevelle what dave chappelle's doing is testing everybody flying everybody out to ohio putting on these great shows he has music he has comedy he has a good [ __ ] time and he does it outdoors uh yeah that's what he's doing how's like it's kind of a wedding it's a wedding chapel wow so he's doing it on the stage that people get married on so it's like a stage like with the [ __ ] polls and right steps to get up see that's the whole [ __ ] that's for day he wants to do a show he figured it out he wants to do a show he needs to do a show that's an essential that's an essential thing for him it's essential for people too because it's a it's another thing that makes people feel good it makes them feel good like they're uh they're doing an investigation of the chain smokers like the states involved in this investigation because they did essentially a car show where they did they were on stage and there was like 600 cars in the audience and they did their show to people in parked cars like what the [ __ ] is wrong with that no why is that bad no i don't see a lot of cars oh jesus no there was no they were all standing around oh so it's supposed to be in cars and people just said [ __ ] it let's get out of the cars and stand but play that play that let me see what that is oh jesus christ this is a dj only a two second video so it depends wow now it depends on intent i think bro that's a concert it depends on intent well are there cars there was it a drive-in concert what does it say the crowd was estimated at 2 000 for the concert at water mill ticket prices range from 850 to uber vip options for 25 000 that accommodated rvs all profits were earmarked for charity that's nice city state of new york is now probing the concert are they probing looting to or just the concert did they have uh are they probing what happened in soho or just uh just i had this story too i saw recently i just want to know i'm asking for a friend 700 person airbnb mansion party flyers going around on twitter for it oh my gosh there's a thousand dollar prize for a twerk contest well it's hard to twerk but they're saying that's like you know a super spreader party or whatever of course yeah well i got those [ __ ] that say oh post malone's here at this nightclub and i'm not even in town yeah that's crazy right [ __ ] like they're using yeah and they people don't don't get their money back right people pile into the club yeah it's so weird now i'm still curious about that the chainsmokers deal was it a drive-in concert supposedly they sold cars they sold cars 600 so that's not but that's not on them if the people got out of the car right that's the thing like was it do are you supposed to enforce that if they like say here's the thing if they only had it set up as a concert without any enforcement whatsoever on how close people stood to each other right whose responsibility is it if people get out and just start talking right i guess this is what the promoter either said i don't know if they actually talked to them but this is what they were supposed to have done or did do their temperature checks upon entry um no he said noted that concert goers went through a temperature check upon entry was not good enough really offered hand sanitizer hey jerk off with this once parked and had restrooms that were disinfected every 10 minutes oh awesome well nine minutes giving people cooties and then on the 10th some dude comes in and hoses it down told buzzfeed there were dividers separating individual parties in the pit area and that guests were also instructed they would not be allowed to leave their desert designed well they've misspelled it must be designated but it's designed does uh for any reason other than to use the restroom but obviously that's not really what's but wait what if if if if if it's a drive-in show why is there a pit right and also that the dividers between people that's horseshit [ __ ] the air doesn't give a [ __ ] if there's like a little piece of cardboard here between you and the people next to you that your spit goes through the air and it gets to them if you got it they got it i know and oh and i i don't think it has to do with the with the boys in the group i think it has to do with someone else what do you think it has to do with because i know the boys in the group well it seems like sweet guys i don't think it's their idea yeah that's exactly what i think i think right the total like it was a [ __ ] show that just got out of [ __ ] hand also here's the other thing if you get a bunch of people in their cars drinking and they're all able to open the door and just socialize yeah they're going to do it yeah and plus before that they're tailgating right so people are tailgating before the show so they're cooking burgers having a hangout having a good time having drinks with each other and then the show starts they're going to get out of their car and mingle with each other they made new friends you just pull up really close just touch mirrors i mean there is a car a car at least oh that's a car dude what's the problem this article the other one there said that there was it was safe they swear it was safe it was safe other video looked insane well listen it seems safe if you get away with it nothing happens if you get away with it nothing happens like oh my god it was so safe trust me it was so safe yeah you you get a co-vid test and you find it you don't have it after you go to that concert you go listen it was so safe it was the safest it was not safe no one even could see it you don't know if someone has it i told you my friend jack carr got it did a [ __ ] book signing he caught it for a day a day yeah he kicked it quick he kicked it in a day yeah i said it felt like [ __ ] for one day some people that's weird man my friend michael yo that's what happened to his mom michael yo was in the hospital for a long time man for like weeks and his mom got sick for a day one day right then she kicked it it's a [ __ ] weird vibe oh man it's weird even coming in here getting pricked and you get nervous yeah [ __ ] it i mean you're nervous before anything right yeah for sure that one's a nervous one like [ __ ] i went over i wonder if i [ __ ] have it if i have it but i don't you don't yay it's nice to know i made it nice to know scary [ __ ] disease man i don't know man it's so weird it's such a bizarre time here's why it's scary it's scary in what it's done no matter what even if you're not scared of getting it yeah even if you think oh if i get it it's just gonna make me sick for a few days i'll kick its ass even if that's true it's scary for what it's done to the economy it's scary for what it's done to civilization it's in it honestly it's terrifying and i saw a sign you can get a fine for not wearing a mask yeah and sometimes it's up to 600 [ __ ] bucks yep yeah it's crazy they're arresting people for keeping gyms open i've seen that the same people that didn't arrest the looters i think is it the exact same people yes arresting people for opening gyms like give people that like there's going to come a certain amount of time i don't know what that time is but here we are in august it's basically august right and everything's still closed like how long we gonna do this for we gonna stay closed for a year are we gonna stay close for two years like what's gonna be left nothing so it's a complicated question because you don't want people to die and you don't want people to get to have right diseases and get sick but then you have to everybody has to live their life you know everybody has to survive and [ __ ] be able to pay their [ __ ] bills and eat exactly so when do you when's that call get made that's what's complicated about it and that's what no one from either this is like one of the most truly human problems we've ever faced because no one really knows what the right thing to do is there'll be a lot of armchair quarterbacking after it's over where people who you know people die people look back on and say they should have done this they should have done that well that's great and maybe maybe some people had a better idea of how to handle it but it's just guessing right now it's just guessing yeah it's [ __ ] weird dude it's weird to me that there is a it's like me in school having to [ __ ] tuck in my shirt or else you get detention or whatever it's weird to be forced to wear something right so that's what you feel about the mask i see what you're saying yeah but you know that it does work right that's what's weird about it if you wear a good mask it actually does prevent a lot of transmission apparently that's all japan why'd i say it that way japan that's all japan i was in the middle of saying japan i stumbled through it some weird way necro goblin are hard sorry um japan they they didn't shut their economy down they just wore masks well i mean that's yeah they didn't suffer that many deaths either it's really weird the um i wonder i would like to see like a documentary on how japan uh managed covet 19 because they did an insane job maybe as good a job as anybody yeah i think there's only a thousand deaths in all of japan kyle kalinski was telling me about this and he sent me some article if you can't find it i'll send you the article but it's pretty crazy it's it's all in how they never shut the economy down they just all wore masks everybody followed the rules and they contained it that's the and that's and that no i mean at the end of the day it all comes down to respect for other people sure right that's what a mask is for right right it's not it's not it's not a government thing it's not like you shouldn't you're you shouldn't be forced to wear a mask but you should wear a mask right yes yeah you shouldn't should wear them and that's a good person right and that's because i respect you as a fellow human yeah it has nothing to do with being 600 bucks that's what it cost that some places it's 600 i saw what what is it in beverly hills right now what's the fine for lunch i saw it 300 no fine for looting 300 bucks for not wearing a mask in beverly hills definitely you should wear a mask just so if people feel better for now i mean we got to get through this together no yeah exactly and that's but i don't know about finding people before and the other thing was snitching they were paying people to snitch on people who weren't social distancing that was the mayor mayor of mayor of los angeles they they were like ordinarily snitches get stitches but now snitches get rewards they were literally giving people money or advertising i don't know they ever gave any money out advertising they would give give away rewards for people who turn in people who are not social it's like why not just say something to the guy hey why not just say hey put your mask on bob no that's too complicated you're asking too much but then you have to how long is the rebate is it like uh like you have to mail in like that's a good question yes i know right what if they still haven't got paid yet they feel like a [ __ ] terrible person like bro i turned you in i need the money to pay my rent meanwhile months later the money still hasn't come if he is rough and i know i slept in a closet three hundred dollars jesus because maybe someone sees you eating and you don't have a mask on and then you stuck with a [ __ ] ticket yeah that it blows my mind it's weird it's all about [ __ ] the responsibility of and your character really if you snitch and they don't pay you what do you do who's gonna who's gonna want to hear you whine if you snitch like hey i uh i turned in with this family next door they were having a picnic and uh never got my reward i don't even know how that works how about lost dogs do they ever pay the cash amount they say they want them they never find them lost dogs that's dark they're coyote food most of the time in l.a that's true when i drive through my neighborhood and i see like a poodle on a sign i just make the sign of the cross that's it baby you don't even try you know you don't even see it and you're like poodle's gone gotta keep my eyes peeled you don't understand how many coyotes there are my neighborhood i've lost 19 chickens i lost 19 chickens in my neighborhood out here coyote [ __ ] rough dude we lost them one at a time these [ __ ] and then the the last i guess we had like 11 of them left after the fire after the big fires out here we had uh they burned down their chicken coop but they were still alive and there was like i think 11 of them left we put them in a smaller chicken coop while we had the other one reconstructed and one day the coyotes got to it just destroyed it tore open the chicken coop and ate all the chickens through the wire yeah they pulled the wire off they pulled the the wood off of it they're predators man yeah they're real smart they're devious little [ __ ] utah they don't do they they don't pay you out here for dead ones you get 50 bucks in a year yeah in utah that's worth it the thing is you can't kill them they just keep when you kill them it has the opposite effect what happens with coyotes is they do that roll call where they yell out yeah yeah yeah yeah right well when one stops responding like when one's missing everybody's checking it out no the one the females start growing more eggs no [ __ ] yes so they have more babies so when female coyote coyotes are in um what is a clan a pack when fema female coyotes are in pack and coyote goes missing all of the females generate more children so if they would normally have like three kids now they have six so it's like unlimited money well they as long as you you have to kill them all you have to kill them all because as long as you persecute them what they do is they make more babies and they spread out and they're really smart they're in every [ __ ] city in this country right now yeah they're weird they're we got a little trickster in my how big big really yeah how big big mountain lion yeah 150 how big is he bigger bigger yeah those utah cats are big because there's so many deer up there big [ __ ] and he always comes and hangs out oh jesus yeah same cat [ __ ] him big you want to shoot him right in the [ __ ] deck i'm not uh no hanging around your house if i see if i see if i see the ears go back bro that's when i'll shoot it they eat dogs yeah that's what mostly what they do yeah they find dogs and [ __ ] things that are easy to eat they're so creepy well that's the same i had a i i still do uh he stays with my parents right now but i had a micro french bulldog and smack for coyotes especially out here whenever i lived out here he would go out back and yeah we heard him all night it's it's it's scary stuff man they're a wild a weird wild animal it's a small wolf that lives with people and they're just slippery enough and small enough we're not worried about them right just small enough right like if there was wolves on the street everywhere we'd be [ __ ] terrified it would be like little red riding hood and [ __ ] because we would know they're going to kill your kids wolves will kill your kids right coyotes are just small enough that we're like i don't think it's going to kill the kids i think we'll be okay right you let these [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] live [ __ ] three of them killing your cats it's [ __ ] insane killing dogs well that's yeah that's what i'm saying it never mind i'm not gonna say that because uh they're creepy the game the commission will come after you i'm not saying anything i if i see those ears go back yeah well that's self-defense though yeah they did a study of um cats in northern california like outside of san francisco they captured and or killed some of these mountain lions and they did a content stomach content thing with the troubled cats the pro you know they would cause problems eat people's cats and dogs and [ __ ] they found out that 50 of their diet was house pets it's most of these mountain lions out there just eating dogs yeah that's a that it's half their diet man missing dogs you think about all the people out here just if you had an aerial view of people and how these people have dogs thousands and thousands of dogs and these cats are just stealing them out of backyards yeah just jumping in stealing them out of backyards you never know it happens and people don't know and they don't know what to do they call their friends they put up that poster we're just trying to get fluffy back these photos we miss them you find them lose money we have money i just go they ate them we're surrounded by these creepy predators mountain lions no one ever sees right they're killing multiple deer a week there's not a lot of cougars out here there's plenty just not the fun kind there's a lot of those kind but there's also mountain lions there they have them in griffith park there's one that they there's a photo of a one that i have out there i remember it did you see the one that i have out there it's a famous photo of the one it's it's a huge cat that's walking in front of the hollywood sign it has a big collar on it like because they they gps track them but this [ __ ] thing is in griffith park it's right outside look at that that [ __ ] that giant cat look at his picture his amazing picture that cat is in the hollywood hills name's uh uh chandler that's mikey he's huge he's massive it's so big i wonder what it weighs isn't that one dead didn't that one die that one's still alive [ __ ] what's his really 22 that's his name that's what they call them they name them numbers instead of giving them names because they don't want to feel bad when they die urban carnivores look at him that old warrior she's out there eating skunks and [ __ ] oh damn that's a big [ __ ] that's a big [ __ ] where where was it was out here too like wasn't it that's it the [ __ ] hills imagine if you're hanging out with yourself yeah you're sitting on top of the hill like let's just get it let's go to make out point just get out of the car have a glass of wine you see that thing coming up the hill right out you're like [ __ ] man what do you do what do you do you break the [ __ ] wine bottle on the ground like you're in an old movie [ __ ] revenant come on [ __ ] yeah like um the gray remember did you ever see that one that was a liam neeson moving the wolves were coming after him and he broke bottles and stuck him inside of his knuckles i did see that movie yeah it's snowy everywhere yeah yeah i i'm thinking about uh leo fighting the revenue bear yeah you know that was based on a real guy that movie was based on a real man it must have been a [ __ ] i remember that i love how he has that like uh uh cowl neck sweater yeah it looks warm and comfy most certainly i'm just [ __ ] killing a pack of wolves in my [ __ ] cow neck yeah with broken airplane booze bottles shoved and airpods didn't have uh in each knuckle yeah that's what he had he made like a makeshift brass knuckles and he's got a knife he's ready to go to the death with these wolves that'll take three seconds congratulations good shitty decision making gaff tape airplane a tree bro climatry and weight okay the [ __ ] david blaine can stand still for 38 hours you can't get up in a tree until these wolves get bored that's true wolves can't climb trees [ __ ] climb how long do you wait for them well it's one of two decisions either you find out how long they get bored and you go where they can't go or you fight them to the death and that takes three seconds you have two choices you gotta fight the biggest one bro they act they're gonna tear your hamstrings apart no you gotta fight the biggest one because once you fight the biggest one they're gonna think you're the you're the leader of the pack now the first thing they're gonna do is they're gonna send some little [ __ ] ass wolves because it's all it needs to kill you and they're gonna eat you [ __ ] first i would love to i would love to see a little bitch-ass wolf try to beat my ass i would love that no shot in hell any bitch-ass wolf is kicking my ass i want to fight your king take me to your leader but getting killed by wolves is probably one of the worst ways to go because it takes a while what about like a va of acid that'd be a bad too that'd be bad there's something terrible about some knowing that something's killing you to eat you though you know like wolves killing you to eat you like you're looking at him like ah ripping apart your chest some extra terrifying you could give him a [ __ ] kick you could just kick the wolves into [ __ ] oblivion nonsense wolves think about what wolves can do they they're 150 pounds they can run 35 miles an hour and they can do it for all day they go all day they're made out of wire have you grabbed a hold of a wolf they don't even feel like they don't even feel like an animal get them in the clothes get them in the clothes yeah good move what are they gonna do if they can't bite you they'll call you yeah that's pretty rough i'm gonna do some tai chi on them sidestep imagine if mice took jiu jitsu they could keep that [ __ ] centipede from eating them brain first what a weird world nature is man it's terrifying yeah it's just one thing eating another thing getting eaten by a third thing and then what's what's more terrifying about that centipede eating the mouse the fact that a centipede does that and eats a mouse brain first or the fact that people set it up and filmed it knowing how it was going to go down right and wanting to show people what happens when a centipede meets a mouse so they left this mouse in this total unnatural environment if that mouse was out in the wild centipede probably rarely gets a hold of a mouse like that right mouse is faster fast and he knows jiu-jitsu like that centipede like go back to that video with the centipede in the mouse don't go back through the mouse have a chance of getting away in a real world environment they were in an aquarium it was right it's but it's not a real world environment but in a real world environment if the mouse had a chance to scramble do you think you could have got away because that's the thing it's like is that a fair fight like if a big guy is trying to chase down a small fast guy in a large area it's not going to happen he's not going to catch him no but if you leave him in a tiny little room then they can grab him yeah that's kind of what happened there that's an unnatural environment yeah it's not there we go this is it was first of all graphic got a different version of this this is a grasshopper house this is a little more of a fight oh those are vicious little mice look at them they're going to war yeah [ __ ] you oh my god the mouse is attacking them and biting it and then jumping away again holy [ __ ] this is lit very well and it might be set up you're right but because i don't know how you get cameras so good to capture all this i think the creepiest part of the whole deal is his legs dude i'm glad you think like you do jamie because you're right this could this is probably more murder porn is this one mouth your [ __ ] head off [ __ ] mouse wins bite your [ __ ] head off look at him and then he gets to eat them oh yeah yeah that's what they do protein that's they go out that's where the flavor is [ __ ] first look at them you don't need it that's a different kind of mouse though than those little [ __ ] ass lab mice that they threw in that aquarium those little lab mice can we watch a snake in a mongoose [Laughter] mongoose beat the snake too they're fast yeah monkey says mongoose is the best bike here we go as a kid what is this on centipedes late at night oh this is a different mouse oh [ __ ] but not this night oh we clipped him a not on this night oh so this night the centipede wins oh my god he i poked him look at that they he hurls himself at the mouse oh my god the mouse ran off it's like this is [ __ ] ugh oh you got to think about it if you're good that's cool that's cool what is that kung fu mantis holy [ __ ] that's a real thing okay now imagine that the size of a horse running down central park taking out people we're so lucky we're so lucky there are 80 big tiny things right no oh yeah for sure dude oh that's my boy that bullets would be just bouncing off that thing yeah you think about the like existential exo skeleton yeah if if the size you can crush it and you hear the crunch but at a larger scale it's probably bulletproof yeah you ain't crunching [ __ ] you got a big one the size of a horse look at that thing that's beautiful what is that man what is it called it's another kind of mantis i've seen there's there's like a lot of species of bro wait are they meant to seize i don't know that is one of the craziest looking insects i've ever seen that's beautiful wait are they gonna fight it looks like they're going to war where are they friends back up a little bit so i can see the the the kung fu man is go through his kung fu because he actually does do kung fu when you saw the moves that the mantis makes when he sees the other wow look at that man they're both beautiful they are god it's amazing but the fact that that little one oh he got snatched up son welcome to the jungle how fast we got fun and games yeah that's it it's game over [ __ ] size does and he's like i'm gonna eat you that's great you know what this is this is like real kung fu like you think you have like power over the larger opponent but only so much there's one too it's a different kind take it upside down um well is he uh oh that's a different mantis yeah they must be at the mantis zoo capturing like this is a jumping spider that's what it's called a little no there was a picture of a spider in here somewhere look at that mantis how many [ __ ] mantises are there manti meant to see imagine being a bear being in a river okay grabbing a fish and eating it right alive yeah probably feels amazing i taste so good you're hungry never know when your next meal just biting into a salmon just imagine okay imagine being a big mantis and picking up a little mantis and eating them and eating in my life in front of his friends look at that right in front of his friends [ __ ] you in your whole neighborhood i'm eating your friends [Laughter] i mean he's enormous that's like a it's almost like it's it's like a giraffe eating a person right is it as big as he is can we pull up the grasshopper eating a carrot look at that one look at that one what is that called ghost it's go surreal that is so crazy a ghost mantis you do there's a green bean he's on a leaf i thought he was on a big green bean what a trick what's your favorite vegetable that's a good question is it green beans no oh that's mine garlic snap peas those are really good are they snap peas yes with garlic on it and they put they make them with garlic but what's your favorite raw vegetable probably like bell peppers because they're not really a vegetable they're like a fruit it's a fruit is it like a bell pepper fruit or a vegetable straight up vegetables i guess i like green leafy things but i don't know if i like them or if i know they're good for you you try raw green beans they're pretty good they're the best okay okay if you got a plate of delicious ripe watermelon next to some [ __ ] ass green beans which one you're gonna reach for well depends on if i'm feeling fruity or if i'm feeling like vegetable vegetably yeah i rarely would eat a salad if it was hot out and it was right next to like cold oranges right perfect oranges those you know those oranges when you you pull this the peel back it just goes away it just goes away like it's it's wants you to eat it yeah you know you don't have to struggle you know it's like it's like a silk garb yes on a beautiful lady yes it just drops and then you peel those little slices and put them in your mouth and it's just this explosion of moisture and flavor [ __ ] your green beans bro hey eat the whole [ __ ] pack of green beans and you can send a [ __ ] big wolf i don't want to fight the little bitch-ass wolf i get it when people are starving to death but the fact that you would ever choose brussels sprouts over a delicious apple is ridiculous it's different though it's just like a good meal flavor they're different the apple's the way to go different textures different flavors for sure i'm not arguing because i believe it just seems like something to talk about are ghosts real i wonder man so you're friends with zach he believes in him 100 right it's real okay but how much of that show that they do when they're like dude let's go in the basement look night vision what was that cut to commercial like how much of that how many how many times have they ever caught an actual ghost on their tv show a lot come on man i think ghosts are probably real but the ghosts that show up on tv are probably hacks it's real i was like shitty ghosts watch my episode i believe you that uh mama movie that i was talking about like if that was real if you see mama at the end at the end of the movie you get to see like a real good image of mama mama's like floating floating over this uh this person if that was a real thing and you didn't have your camera out and it just went away and then you had to tell people would you even tell them yeah what would you tell them like if you were you wouldn't even know what to [ __ ] tell them you'd just be like you'd probably tell a few of your friends but you wouldn't get it on facebook you wouldn't put it on facebook you wouldn't put it on instagram you might tell your friends it's like if you saw a ufo if i saw ufo legitimate ufo i saw something i couldn't explain i'd have to tell people here i'd have to you've never seen the ufo no i don't think so i don't think so nothing that i that really stands out i think i thought i saw something when i was younger but it it's not a strong enough memory it could have been a jet fighter you know when a fighter jet flies by you know they do exercises all the time like there was one time they launched uh a missile off the california coast i forget who what was it edwards air force base i forget who who launched it but it was crazy i was driving down melrose and i saw it fly across the sky and everybody thought it was a ufo people were pulling over they're like what is that what is that people have their cameras out they're looking out the window you see this streak flying across the sky you remember spacex launch i didn't see it in the flash i only saw it after the launch and [ __ ] that's pretty crazy it looked bizarre did you see it outside yeah where did it launch from i have no way somewhere here did it launch from here jamie yeah i just saw it online after it had done it vandenberg it's in santa barbara okay and we looked up and it was just like yeah and we were like what the [ __ ] is that what time when was this uh this was i lived in tarzan the same place i saw that same place i saw that 17. oh yeah that's right no you know what i did see this i did see this too same place i saw that like like big ass [ __ ] uh maybe i didn't i don't remember if i saw this or if i pretended i saw this we definitely put it up on the podcast i remember that you might have seen it on here yeah i think that's it i think maybe i knew it was happening what makes something look like that i think it's the thrusters you know giving off fire right there's fire coming out of the back end of it and it's going incredibly fast so it's streaking through the sky it's causing a disruption in all of the um all of the moisture in the atmosphere so you know you've got something that's going insanely fast with an immense amount of power just burning water just burning water vapor and then the condensation in the air like that's what when people get confused about like oh my god chemtrails are real look how about the sky when you see planes and you see those trails behind them yeah all that is is the heat of the engine interacting with the water vapor that's in the air the condensation and it creates fake clouds people like they're making clouds no they are making clouds yeah but they're not doing it on purpose it's just a byproduct of jet engines doesn't the kremlin do that definitely people do that control weather there's definitely people who not only do they control whether in abu dhabi they make it rain once a week they have 52 weeks of rain a year in the silicon valley ions and [ __ ] it's cloud seeding they use but it's a science and cloud seeding is uh 100 verified science they've had it forever and they've used it to manipulate weather in a bunch of different circumstances they've used it to cause rain in places but it's like an established science it's like silver the silver something silver so what is it what is the [ __ ] that they use silver surfer yeah they impart the powers of the silver surfer but they do something where they spray things into the sky and it forces the clouds to coalesce i think i'm doing a shitty job of explaining it but they know how to do it in abu dhabi those dudes do it once uh once a why not like no [ __ ] they're like wouldn't it be great if it rained here once a week i mean it's great here but would it be great is it bad it's a good question for earth you can't play god it says they fly out and add stuff to a concert that already has a little rain present then they fire a salt flare into the cloud to enhance the rainfall whoa yeah clouds have two air masses one is updraft and one is downdraft what clouds are clouds are alive man but if i was living there i'd and someone came to me hey do you uh we have a service we offer where we can uh make it rain once a week like oh yeah once a week yeah well let's do it man yeah let's do it so they have 52 weeks of rainfall yeah they have like once a week it rains 52 rainfalls a year everything stays moist smart if you can do it if it actually works but what does it do is it what what are the long-term effects it's the tears of all the dead people what dead people people have died in the past all of them that's what it is you're praying for more tears that's what rain is that's why seattle's so sad it's all dead people up there think about weather in relation to music is interesting it is yeah also heroin use right whether in relation to heroin use yeah really yeah specifically heroin in general or drug use in general drug use in general but it appears that like the people that i've talked to that lived particularly my friend joey diaz who lived in the pacific northwest he's like man it's something about that area where it's all heroin a lot of heroin up there and joey you know he has a lot of experience with drugs and he was he lived up there for a bit he was like dude it's just a lot of heroin yeah i think it's a sadness you know the lack of vitamin d lack of sunlight i mean we didn't i don't think people really truly understood how bad that was for you to be uh vitamin d deficient like that and the fact that that's the best way we get it is from the sun yeah that's why like when you're out at your place man and you're in utah there's clear skies and you just [ __ ] just just close your eyes and face towards the sun you feel on your face like ah that's nice man that's a love hug from the universe the fireball in the sky makes you vitamins the fireball in the sky is making me vitamins the fireball in the sky makes you vitamins that's what it is it's crazy it is crazy but even in utah even during the winter times it's super overcast and snowing and [ __ ] but you still get that same kind of vibe but maybe that's because you experience the the warmth utah's not overcast like the pacific northwest is though it's yeah close it's like london too it's like the fog like the it's heavy and it's dense you know you know there's something about that kind of [ __ ] that it's fun for a while right but after a while it wears on every day yeah every day over and over yeah the dudes that i know that sustain it they seem weary you know my friends that i know from the pacific northwest there's something about them there's a weariness to them that concerns me even the healthy ones they don't the same weary i mean maybe this is obviously just the people that i know but there's something about them man i just think you need we need sunlight it's good for people feels good that's why you like to go on vacation like you don't have to live where it's dreary right and i think look if you look at the biggest political upheavals the biggest these these uh protests that are getting crazy where they're trying to burn down courthouses and [ __ ] it's seattle and portland are the craziest seattle and portland are way wilder seattle they took over six blocks of the town set up their own government put up their own borders use their own security in place of the police they wouldn't let people in i mean they wouldn't let the police in they they set it up for they were there for weeks like that that's not happening anywhere where it's sunny out that's that's i think it's more likely to take place there it's [ __ ] celestial i suppose like human behaviors kind of [ __ ] out of our control and all uh lies within the environment i guess i guess that's not totally accurate though because they really did [ __ ] up la too la went pretty goddamn crazy here la seems to have calmed down at least a little bit whereas it only seems to have ramped up more in the pacific northwest but god damn it's beautiful up there in the summer i i'm a nut for pine trees pine trees just like looking at them they're incredible and they smell good they do smell good yeah you wake up in the morning and even that's why like i don't know if i could live there but like being in the northwest the pacific northwest is waking up there is special it does feel different it's like there's like a certain right smell in the air yeah it's nature it's real nature you know it's unmolested nature what you're smelling is the same thing that people smelled if they lived there a thousand years ago yeah in utah they're smog and especially in salt lake smog gets heavy but we're on that it's not so bad but you can see it like sunrise you can see it that sucks ellie gets it bad that was one of the craziest things about kovid is when the lockdown hit and people weren't driving they're like the air quality's never been better like los angeles air quality is amazing this is like people like go outside breathe the air this is crazy that makes a difference oh it makes a huge difference if cars aren't driving it makes a huge difference it's probably a big part of the problem here and that's also going to be a good argument for electric cars and it's also going to be a good argument for autonomous vehicles less fires and accidents and [ __ ] where are you from i was born in new jersey and mostly grew up in boston yeah but i lived out here for a while i lived in california when i was a little cats fan are you i don't like sports sports are wack i don't know anything about them i'm a professional sports commentator who doesn't know the rules to sports i appreciate the athletes i appreciate what they do like i i you know enjoy watching like michael jordan highlights or kobe bryant highlights or something like that or football players who do crazy [ __ ] i love watching them but dallas cowboys i don't [ __ ] this it's not a it's not because it's not exciting i've watched super bowls before they're [ __ ] exciting but there's only so much time in a day and i already my schedule's full full up with [ __ ] i'm interested in i can't get into i can't start following the nba try to figure out all the games or major league baseball oh well there's a national league i don't know [ __ ] american league like what i don't know how baseball works they play so many damn games they play so many games then who's in the playoffs and why it's like what's happening here but it gives the people a lot of [ __ ] entertainment man if you're bored you know like for a lot of folks that are stuck in a shitty job just like we were talking about driving that 68 charger or a 68 camaro to work for a lot of dudes stuck in a in a job that doesn't give them any thrills and they know they have to go they have to be up in the morning they don't have time for anything other than watching something and they can watch a basketball game and get very invested in the fact that they want their team to win or watch a football game or a baseball game right they get invested come on patriots no come on where let me crack what do you got what do you got there oh [ __ ] yeah dallas yes dallas he's a cowboys fan i can tell jamie's from columbus ohio guys got some good buckeyes on the cowboys yeah of course everything comes out of ohio there's something weird about ohio yeah football's an awesome sport i wish it didn't [ __ ] people's brains up as much but that's just how it is with everything everything everything dangerous everything risky you run the risk of getting injured i just hope they figure out a way to fix brains you know fix brains or fix helmets i don't think that's going to help when you see some of these guys the the speed that they run at each other and they're colliding you just the [ __ ] physical strength that these people have if you saw what zeke run and if i watch zeke run and i see this god zeke just takes a [ __ ] hit dude [ __ ] top and i'm like are you okay and then he gets right up and does it again it's it's it's like so much respect to [ __ ] to fighters to [ __ ] football players basketball players everybody absolutely they all deserve a lot of respect but this is just a danger to football i think that's not in as many other this is just my looking at it like there's a real danger to fighting there's no doubt but in fighting it's there's a person in front of you and they're trying to do stuff to you and you should know how to avoid it if you don't that's just how the game works but in football there's like dudes running at each other i mean you're gonna get hit yeah 20 miles an hour they're going so fast they're so strong and they're running at you and you're running and they're running and this boom what about rugby what about rugby there's something pure about that right because they don't have the pads i don't think people would attack the way they attack now if there's no pads that's an argument for football that's a weird argument right because like make them play with no helmets and see how they play like yikes i think they start i was looking at this one time i think that like the football protection started from different injuries like brain injuries were obviously never a worry spinal injury injuries are huge in rugby and they were big and football before too like the injuries were what they were trying to prevent for a while people get paralyzed and you show that on tv it's scary as off [ __ ] that makes sense wow so what do you risk do you risk that or the brain damage but that i don't know because there's people who are so passionate about it a hundred percent yeah no like nobody never i would never say they shouldn't be able to do it yeah but people should know what it is you know when you when you're playing it what was the movie that will smith did yeah concussion that was based on an actual doctor who had figured out what was going on the you know it's a [ __ ] amazing sport though when when it's going when you're watching crazy [ __ ] happen on the field and you want you're like i need to be there and see one live because that's probably when you really get an understanding we'll go to 18 biggest stadium in the world right pretty much that's what this so god can watch the roof oh but so guys are you allowed to be there live no not yet will be well like will you be ohio stadium is saying they're going to have 20 capacity maybe i don't know how much those tickets are going to be how rare they'll be or whatever but people probably will be able to be in person at football games if they happen a limited number of people but god that's so weird you know it was bizarre too watching the last ufc no one in the [ __ ] audience strange right and you get to hear those [ __ ] getting like [ __ ] just cracked on the head dude it's like there's something very exciting about it man it's something i almost like about it more um watching it that way yeah it's kind of like you're more there well it's just there's no there's no denying that um like a big crowd an awesome crowd like a conor mcgregor crowd is crazy it's a spectacle to see you know when you're seeing all those people screaming and cheering and i remember he had senator connor sing for him i was like holy [ __ ] man there's like green smoke in the air and everything like it was amazing and everybody's going crazy when connor makes his way to the cage everybody's like wwe it's just the energy in the room is undeniable i mean it's amazing but there's also something amazing about these two dudes in front of each other right where there's no crowd no one around and you hear everything you hear all the impacts you hear them breathing you hear the [ __ ] [ __ ] to each other the the coaches the the corners and everybody yeah everything it's so different man it almost makes you think that this is like really kind of the best way to do it like i want people to be able to see it live for sure but there's something about there's a purity to no audience this is what i'm saying this from a real selfish place right because i get to be there and i get it and i'm i if yeah i mean if they could open it up and it would be safe and everybody could sell tickets don't 100 would want the audience to be full don't get me wrong but there's something about when you're there and there's no audience right that you're you feel first of all you feel very lucky i feel very very lucky to be there like man there's only like 10 people in the room watching tyron woodley versus gilbert burns right with 10 people and i'm one of these 10 people calling this [ __ ] that's crazy but then there's also uh there's there's nothing influencing it's just the fight man there's no roar of the crowd there's nothing nothing it's just the fight and when you when it's just a fight man you see it break it's so clean like you see it all break down more and how much does that affect performance um i wonder asking you i wonder i think people vary i think some people feed off the crowd and they love it they love the pressure and then some people they're better off if there's no crowd right some people probably fight better it's like almost like a uh sparring session in an empty gym you know there's no one there sometimes sometimes the physical people in front of you like just 20 000 people screaming and cheering for george st pierre and you're like [ __ ] and you got to realize like you have to perform all these people hate you they all want you to lose and they'll stand there watching you about to fight one of the you know greatest fighters of all time if you're going to fight george st pierre you gotta get your ass kicked is he a nice guy he's a super nice guy i want him to be a nice guy he is as nice as possible is my [ __ ] that guy is a real warrior in the best sense of the word meaning like if you wanted to have your kid emulate someone who's a martial artist a gentleman a really interesting person who thinks a lot about things and treats martial arts as an art form and a discipline and a way to express himself in a way to show that he could be the best like he's as positive a human being as you're ever going to meet george c pierre is like so positive in so many ways he's such a nice guy and undeniably one of the best fighters of all time yeah there's no [ __ ] but such a nice guy like people would they would uh take him for granted yeah until it's too late he's so nice he wouldn't realize like this guy's a killer he's a [ __ ] killer yeah but when you're around him like he's so nice like you can't believe he beats people up for a living he gets that [ __ ] out inside the cage i saw anderson silva once in london oh yeah do you see him fight no no you saw him i just saw him at the airport i saw him at heathrow and i was another super super nice guy yeah anderson is so nice he's one of my faves he's so friendly is he he's so nice very very very nice i got to see anderson when he first burst i was a fan of anderson's before he made it to the ufc he was fighting cage rage in the uk he was dominating people i was watching these these videos online i was like god damn this guy is amazing i remember he fought for pride too but he was getting better and then he it all came together for him during the the years he was fighting in the uk and that's when everybody had their eye on him and he beat lee murray and he beat jorge rivera i mean he was a monster tony frickland he hit him with this crazy elbow that he practiced that crazy upward step in upward elbow he's a he was a wizard so when he came over to the ufc we caught him right at his prime and he's it's arguable that prime anderson silva was the best martial artist ever it's real arguable when he knocked out vitor belfort with that front kick to the face i mean some of the [ __ ] that he did man some of the knockouts that he had like he had esp he knew where people were going to be right he had knuckles waiting for him right he was when he was on and no fighter can stay on that level for very long the human body just breaks down but there's a time where anderson was so good i'd put him up against anybody that ever lived there was a time it was a few years where the rich franklin years like anderson was unstoppable where did where did he fight at where what did he fight at what weight 185 was 185 so he's probably really walked around like 200 plus pounds and we'd cut weight towards so what is that light that's middleweight he was little champion yeah i i would like to see john and anderson that would have been an amazing fight in its day it would be not a good fight now right john's in his prime and anderson is you know i think right no but like prime time like it would have been interesting john is a big man they they they i i met john he's a sweet sweet dude super sweet guy and uh john is a big man though yeah he's big he's from rochester he's from where my grandparents live he could easily be a heavyweight easily if you wanted to if he decided he's like he's one of those guys that could go easily back and forth between 205 and heavyweight right if he decided to take enough time to do it he's [ __ ] strong as [ __ ] when you watch him grab guys and ragdom around there's a there's a weird strength to him that you see with some of these really elite grapplers some of these guys like when you see like top of the food chain grapplers like yoel romero there's like something about grabbing people your whole life and throw it around like brock lesnar he's grabbing people's strengths lesnar's a [ __ ] dog he was ridiculous he was ridiculous yeah dude he was so powerful yeah that [ __ ] these what are these everything traps the trapezius he was like 43 traps he's so strong he's such a big human being man like that [ __ ] man that's grown in a lab that's some viking dna right there man that's nuts that's the lab of the sea created that thing that's 100 viking dna if you ever want to know what vikings looked like when they were terrified he's [ __ ] brock lesnar yeah somebody yeah yeah look at them come on son look at those [ __ ] a brass knuckle sword up the top of you yeah that is that is the hardest tattoo too oh it's hard as [ __ ] [ __ ] trench knife just running up his [ __ ] chest doesn't it say death clutch on his back or something too there's some some google what's on his back he's got some crazy [ __ ] on his back just google brock lesnar's back yeah his back has like a skull yeah click it there there it is that's his back yeah yeah it's got meat hooks dripping zombie meat hooks and below it is like a yeah like a demon head like okay i love how they put the little bit of blonde yeah and the in the in the the black and white photos of him yeah come on man that is one of the most preposterous humans that has ever existed i'm trying to look come on it's perfect look at the size of brock lesnar that [ __ ] was so big man the fact that this guy got your dad you got to think of all his accomplishments because someone put a a video up about him and it showed all the [ __ ] that he did he won a national championship ncaa division one all national championship in wrestling he went on to play for the minnesota vikings he went yes yes when he played i don't know he was on field he got a tackle there's a video of it then he went it was the minnesota vikings right he's a minnesota guy in camp yeah yeah oh so it was in training camp so it was not a an official game i don't think so i think it was like a training like a scrimmage something like that so okay pre-season game so he played pre-season at least for the vikings plain what linebacker but it was the vikings right so so he goes from there to the wwe then he goes from the wwe to the [ __ ] ufc heavyweight championship of the world yeah i mean there it is why he's jersey number 69 too i like his style that's the funniest thing that's a funny number 69 bro you know how to do it yeah yeah respect defensive tackle so you have to i mean like legitimately wonder like how does one how does one make a human like that you know how many humans first have ever existed crispr just all the [ __ ] that he's done that's [ __ ] crazy yeah you need to crisper him before he dies because we if we have an army of brock lesnar's yeah bulletproof brock lesnar's that's what everybody's going to be is he a nice guy very nice guy yeah a very nice guy he has a beautiful smile like a pure smile you know what he is man he's a guy who wants challenges you know to to do what he did when he was a wwe champion so he's the champion of this uh wrestling entertainment thing and then he goes from that into the ufc and wins the real heavyweight title right and beats a legend in randy couture yes that's bananas that's crazy that's so rare that a guy can do so many [ __ ] things yeah crazy what's his style what what is he like what's his name he's a wrestler right he can do everything i mean he can strike for sure he's not guys out he uh he's got ridiculous submissions he crushes people's heads just a huge man i mean it's like there's not a whole lot of you have to be really good to beat a guy like that and guys have beaten him he's he got tapped by frank mirror got him in a leg lock caught him didn't really understand submissions and aleister overeem beat him after he had uh aleister over from surgery dog yeah okay when when he was at his best he was a terrifying guy too terry brock lesnar is the the battle of the specimens have you ever seen that fight between him and brock lesnar with uh yeah yeah that was the battle of the specimens that was that's a strong ass [ __ ] he didn't even put any anything into that punch too what has to do is land he's so big this was you know randy couture too you're talking about a guy who's one of the all-time greats he's on the mount rushmore for sure that's how big brock lesnar is i talked to randy about it after he goes that was a big sum [ __ ] where is he from brock lesnar from nebraska no [ __ ] yeah he's a viking definitely if you got some dna on that dude oh my god and he's fat yeah yo he's caring he's very fast well he's just a spectacular athlete i mean you gotta you gotta deal with some crazy [ __ ] with this guy he's a big fella and again he did lose some fights but you gotta realize all the [ __ ] he was doing instead of fighting for so long if brock lesnar had just decided to fight from the time he left college if he never did football if he he never [ __ ] with anything else outside of actual fighting fighting and just started smashing people oh my god who knows how good he could have gotten like when he was in college if he just embraced mma the way he embraced wrestling who knows i mean he this is when he beat frank muir up that was a particularly brutal knockout i mean he was an undeniable man it just might makes you wonder with a guy like that what if he started earlier because within his first few fights as a professional he was the heavyweight champion i think it was like really early in his career like go go to uh his uh mixed martial arts record how many fights he had oh that's what i wanted to ask you too does that carry over what does what carry over so uh wins losses that carry carries over from each program or each uh show so if it's like bellator or anything so you fight for bellator and then you go to the ufc they have con they have contracts so like if you're a ballator fighter you would be contractually obligated to fight only for bellator no right but do those wins from bellator carry over for sure yeah and that and that's across all yeah yeah all organizations yeah it's your professional record and then you know they'll have like a bellator record or a ufc record so it was his fourth fight fourth fight as a professional he won the world title for randy couture that's crazy wow crazy they def he beat uh frank muir to defend it who's a fantastic champion shane carwin another amazing champion then he lost to game velasquez and lost to alistair and then he beat mark hunt and then he retired i love mark hunt too mark hunt was awesome i love max holloway he's amazing kickboxer too mark hunt like in k1 he was probably at his best he was a k1 grand prix champion you know i mean he really learned like the wrestling the jiu jitsu and all that stuff later on you know when he was a kickboxer he was one of the best alive he's a tank too man big guy yeah he's like 5 10 but he's like that wide big guy again that's like you know you got your samoan dna you got your viking dna stout folk stout folk we should probably end this podcast just [ __ ] fighting oh yeah it's probably like it's been how many hours four hours we in four jesus wow talking up storm son well i had to pee i did too this was fun man this is a ridiculous [ __ ] session it was right yeah what an incredible [ __ ] it was really good i enjoyed it i enjoyed the bud light enjoyed your company um thanks man thank you thank you all right bye everybody see ya we've done that for four hours [Music] cheers

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Views: 14,166,608

Rating: 4.8264174 out of 5

Keywords: Joe Rogan Experience, JRE, Joe, Rogan, podcast, MMA, comedy, stand, up, funny, Freak, Party, JRE #1516, Post Malone, Joe Rogan, comedian

Id: G42RJ4mKj1k

Length: 229min 39sec (13779 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 29 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/baseballpro24704]

Post Malone's talking speed makes Joes look like Ben Shapiro lol

[u/Ginger-131313]

My favourite part was when they watch the centipede eat the mouse and Joe's reaction is that's why you should learn Jiu Jitsu

[u/KeepScrolling_]

17 cigarettes in 3 hours and 49 minutes. That's one every 13 minutes. Nice.

[u/blazey]

"I think of weed like I think of wakeboarding"

"Sure"

Like he could possibly know what he means had me rolling immediately. But then this right after:

"I don't wakeboard"

"I don't wakeboard either!"

Killed me.

It made sense in the end but listening to the start of that unfold was fucking hilarious.

[u/ThisGuyRightHereSaid]

Can't remember who said this. But it fits like a glove. "Post Malone is what I expect the genie to look like if you rub a can of four loko"

[u/literalallusion]

Joe is asking the right questions "What if aliens piss all over each other?"

[u/youngestmanalive]

“That’s why you need to learn Jui Jitsu”

Posty:”...for centipedes?”

Lmao

[u/Anon_MK_Ultra]

gotta break out that "A weed" and not that susquehanna shit

[u/[deleted]]

*Post Malone is 8 beers deep and has smoked half a pack of cigarettes

Joe: "So, do you do anything to boost your inmune system?"