Joe & Emanny Recap Melyssa Ford's WILD Friday Night | "Don't Come Out With Us No More"

so Friday in Dunlap was here I've been meaning to get with him so he came he shot did our little patreon M and you know it was that little time Gap at the end of the you good me yeah I saw that too so after we finished working on Friday you know I was going to head out I was going to head out to the spot get a little bite to eat sure figured I would invite Ian Dunlap to join so we could eat talk this content space [ __ ] and right at the end of our taping when we were out the door getting our plan together he looked at Melissa Ford and said Mel you want to join you took Bell to the spot mhm he took Mel to the spot mhm did you enjoy the spot mail oh no no no no please no please I'm just getting started carry on clear out yeah yeah you got it I hate when people do that I hate when people do that why do people do that you are the plus one Ian Dunlap You Are The Guest why the [ __ ] are you inviting a whole another person right in front of us we can't even say no we couldn't even say actually I tried to say no I said here we don't hang out with Mel I said it but Cory Cory was jumping up and down Cory said Ian so mean Ian so mean we don't do this but Ian didn't give a [ __ ] so Mel says all right I'll join I'll join let me just go home and and change and they good friends so and they good friends makesense and I'm I'm thinking so he could be the babysitter he could be the babysitter for the night fine that's true so Mel says I'm fine I'll go home and change I start trying to look at the bright side of things I'm like all right well she it's still Mel Ford yeah I mean it's still Melissa Ford mhm Melissa Ford goes home and change I go home and change too I go put some crazy [ __ ] on [ __ ] coat to the floor Dragon eay o the was going crazy that [ __ ] was nice come downstairs with my [ __ ] big Mel on the couch borrow that big Mel on the couch in a triple Goose Canadian triple Goose she's Canadian yeah it wasn't even cold out on Friday it was pry nice night one of the nicer New York nights yeah yeah I'm pausing there I don't care if y'all want me to continue no no no no we've been talking about this spot for months this is the spot I already got the text to say yo it's lit tonight I just know I'm walking in there me M for gang gang looking likeing yeah yeah but no Canadian Canadian goose It's cool cuz you can't be that judgy dude you can't do that but in my head I'm cursing and screaming still M forward too but that's still Mel forward so we get in the truck we get in the truck two minutes into the ride Big Mo hits me on my phone it's the group chat too her Shany Mo hits me yo Mel just invited me out to the uh to the spot hey yo hold up hold up Mel just invited me out she said she she said she with you I know that you didn't drive by me and go to the spot so now I'm getting cursed out I'm getting cursed out by my friend no we need we need to pause here oh go go please please please you got to address this please what please what type of she has no idea what it what we even look look that's not what you what what are you doing why would you do that word so now the plus one of the plus one we're at plus three now is inviting mathematics my friend my this is my friend [ __ ] up in here now bro what the why you even got my friends number to put me in these what is this Madness she gave it to me but who I like her I like her women are special man yo women women we besties now yeah that's crazy that's how it go just like that like that I don't know if this is funny or I'm tight for this I can't yo I can't even hold myself so I look back Mel why did you invite Mo out while we where we going like my friend and she hit the group chat now the whole group chat wants to go no no no the group own group chat yeah no that's what I'm saying now they all know B says it's a girl thing you wasn't supposed to be here that's what she looked at me and said and then I was visibly getting angrier which was making the car awkward now and I'm the bad guy so I shut up and we continue to ride I love you m no then I rolled the window down oh my God and put put it in the air and then we arrive I'm in the back seat by the way shut your [ __ ] trap cuz you were in the backseat silent right when the music is blasting yeah yeah as it does you know how yeah but you seated directly behind me you didn't tap me at all you made no attempt to say a sentence and you're the bubble Goose so like say what what am I going to say well turn the music down I'll continue roll your window up we arrived it's his car we arrive and it is jam packed they say yo your normal spot right here we because there so many of y'all I reserved you a table over there I know that's the mix I know that's say over there and there is a party of 40 celebrating a birthday I said it's fine oh and we go sit in the mix and you know me I'm watching everything so a couple of them pull their phone out they start tapping each other talking to each other it's a big deal it's yourbody Mel for I look to my side Mel Ford is sitting at the table oh my God I ha in the middle of the mix now with the B with with her Goose on with the hood on the people that she don't know you shut it up wait what are you talking about you said with the hood on with the hood on wait at the table yes cold or something he lying this sounds CRA this sound like a movie of The Matrix [ __ ] I'm not done and this is a you know how when Law and Order sometimes when when the killer when the guy was too ill they break the episode up into two parts yeah I can only give you part one Amman will come later and give you part two so she's got this hood on at the table and I look and she goes to take off the hood but now I'm still steaming from everything else I still didn't really tell her how mad I am cuz I ain't want to make it awkward yeah my [ __ ] she took this hood off at the table in the middle of a party of 40 while Cameo is playing or some ill [ __ ] don't tell me and that wig was all oh it looked like she got electrocuted wait what is going on the table of 40 is recording us they recording still I look to my right and said if you don't get your ass in that that's when you start talking through your teeth now you got to talk through your teeth oh [ __ ] set this up even better you might as well come P you might as well come take a seat right there so yo flip she has noide what I'm even doing she says what what I said man you look like [ __ ] at this table and they recording us she said but you had the window down the whole time oh I said M fix your [ __ ] self in this spot please and this is a popping spot on a popping night like so now she sit at the table and fix herself she pulled out some makeup she pul out a miror things the bathroom is right there it's not even that big you ain't got to go downstairs is this trolling yes I think she was trolling it is no I swear on my kids both them I love I listen let me tell you I love the way you tell a story until you start talking [ __ ] yourself you are full of [ __ ] defend yourself this first of all underneath my Goose I'm wearing a tank top okay because I knew that temperatures fluctuate outside it's chilly inside so I want to be ready so like when it's warm and whatnot so I'm wearing a tank top underneath the goose okay keep in mind that was the coat that I wore to the Pod earlier okay it's cold outside I'm a girl we get cold do we not can you all agree your girls are always we're always [ __ ] cold okay perpetually cold so I'm wearing my Canada Goose cuz it's cold outside and I also don't know how long I'm going to be out I jump in and say that the baddies do be cold they also have a cold strategy they also have hey I'mma bring this out how weird is I leave it in the car time when I walk in it's time to they normally have a a strategy okay well I didn't have my strategy that is for [ __ ] Shore you but you were saying okay I didn't have my strategy together okay I just was prepared for continue okay so she's earthy shut up Parks secondly this mofo had the window open the entire ride basically so you're not refuting anything that was in my story you're just kind of telling why it was there's a ver there yes your version my version of course I'm Notting okay well in that case you can mute it back up I will not mute the [ __ ] back up no I will not okay we got more St you have your H you have the window open and stuff like that so guess what I'm getting nothing but air air air to my face wind blowing my hair is blowing in my face and [ __ ] like that so when I get to the spot I have one strand of hair out of place one strand he's bugging he's a [ __ ] Virgo okay yes there's a yes yes of these wigs to to know keep it keep it up I swear to God I will but don't lie it was not you think I would have tapped you for one hair Stam yes yes yes you are a you are a perfectionist to the [ __ ] death and there is nobody in this room that will [ __ ] deny that you are a perfectionist you everything has it's as PLS in it you GH okay it was one [ __ ] strand out of place I pulled out a compact just so I could see what he was talking about fixed it took off my ghost they took it and here we are now we're chill oh so you wasn't there like fixing your face no my face was fine all right I thought it was no I just wanted to see what he was talking about wasn't fine no his face was not F I went out so I went out salty I went out to smoke 10 I went out for a breath of some fresh air or not so fresh air and I seen somebody and my man came walking up boy my man was in a good mood too that [ __ ] was skipping up the block singing had Ral trees walk G came and gave me some extra smooth dap I never got like the wiggle the fingers oh he was in his bag oh yeah my niggaer he had a couple G tonics at that was was no it wasn't me it wasn't you he was us no I'm talk my man my man came up the block he was in the greatest of moves until I told I leave that out the story hey flip I leave that I don't want to be too messy it's been enough mess I'll leave that part no say it [ __ ] I am stressed out is was stressed out too when I told him he said the same thing course Cory if you brought M Cory said all right I'll meet you but wait fine what am I like the [ __ ] plague what is the well well well long story even longer okay I had enough I was going to pay the check but Ian paid the check some people out there know I normally get to a check pretty fast so for me it's it's odd when somebody beats me to the chat that means you was like doing the thing but he did it so I did a little science but I dapped everyone up and I took my happy ass home to bed right safe but a few people didn't enter IM for part two hold on now our favorite suprano and then we can get into some music or some some [ __ ] is going on no we uh you know I was ready with them in the car so we all went together you know I will say this Joe did have the window down [ __ ] I'm talking about part two don't get the part one I just want I want to give some prep right so yes the window was down yes Mel did have to fix it was not one strand of hair though man yeah it was but you fixed it so he was cool um yeah Joe left and then ish all of a sudden disappeared and then I was there uh this was there yeah I I stayed for 10es yeah he stayed for like 2 seconds yeah I a stay he didn't he got he got out of there yeah and then um it was me we didn't do the work team building Mel M Ian uhhuh and another gentleman that we had just met I think that's one of Ian's friends okay okay that's true and um y'all want to keep the party going bro I'm in the street like you know why not let's just keep the party going and had been talking about this origin party the entire day original originals and and salutes to the originals and the night is young is Young a weekend and um warm weekend yeah and my boy happened to be the door man over there it's lit oh this is let's let's definitely going nobody trying to go home so yeah yeah we out definitely going to that go go see the originals okay we in the car we had it to see the or what car I think I think yeah Uber whatever got we go we headed down there we get there it's pretty easy walk in yo we we here all right cool we walk in walk right in cuz your man right your man at the door yeah cuz my man was but but they were at the front they were very ecstatic to see M walking in sure okay 100% Melissa that's Melissa Ford okay cool all right put some spec on her name [ __ ] right that is still M for stay what you want so we get in the elevator we head upstairs okay me and Ian turn around look okay it's pretty packed turn around again where where's where's Melissa Ford oh already dog what the [ __ ] is going on hurry up [ __ ] Melissa walked in and immediately turned into Casper and disappeared into whatever section she went to and the next time I heard Melissa's name was either D nice or saying shout outs to Melissa Ford in the building and I said oh well where she sitting at cuz we we still standing you abandoned gang oh [ __ ] so so we stood out there we trying to figure out yo we going to do a table or something the tables was trash I said it was trash it was like you know what we not even about to waste no time and it was 100% when we got off the elevator the first person we saw was de Haven just to give you a a kind of synopsis of the people that were in there it was it was one of them parties I don't know what that means me either you don't know what DEH Haven is you know what that mean I don't okay okay let's just say it was it was it was 100% mixed with a good amount of the street [ __ ] crowd gotta so we like we don't plan really being here great music though music is rocking they amazing but um yeah Melissa we ain't see her for probably about another 20 25 minutes mhm then she came back social butterfly yeah jack it off look like she had a drink maybe oh you that goose off yeah Goose goose was off she might had a drink quank quank and she came back and said Hey where's the bathroom I looked at Ian and Ian said yeah dogs I think I'm going to get out of here this this ain't it um walked Melissa to the bathroom and I proceeded to get the [ __ ] out of there as well but I feel like we we yeah Mel don't know how to move with the [ __ ] y left her there I was just going she left us what do you mean we left her there we left her yeah y'all left her I'm asking she came back to y'all y'all to the bathroom and to the bathroom walked her back to the security where she was going back to the section she was at the I could tell she was already in her own Groove because she said to me okay e you're leaving I'll call you after this when I leave oh okay see Melissa doesn't have my phone number so I know she wasn't going to call me AKA she's this [ __ ] AKA she was good good yeah I felt comfortable enough to say yo you know what no I get it that's nasty yeah let me get about it let get about it that's extremely nasty we've spent a lot of time on it was a good story though guys but it was really it was it was it was a fun fun night [ __ ] what y'all talking about [ __ ] are we not going to address the elephant in the room that [ __ ] we can't bring her outside if she going to be [ __ ] uh wandering off with [ __ ] we ain't bring you in here to go wander off with [ __ ] what part of the game is that and where is she from [ __ ] you know if you was a girl now stop if she was a girl from the club you know how [ __ ] in her ass will be [ __ ] you I call you a [ __ ] lady you went over there with them [ __ ] we don't do that what part of the game is that that's some old [ __ ] [ __ ] no we didn't bring you in here to go with nobody else you came with us [ __ ] you leaving with us that's the game that's foul she's out of line period and she don't need to go out with [ __ ] if she going to do that if she's going to W to off to somebody else she don't need to go out with [ __ ] know yo we meet you over there call your [ __ ] let we got to let us know L huh that happened a lot Janie she was in a section she was in a section [ __ ] no no no no no she she Melissa Ford is 100% still Melissa Ford if you she walked in and them [ __ ] screamed her name about a good four time heard say it I heard stretch say it she supped to leave with the gang I think Rich Medina said it a couple of [ __ ] said damn man I'm hurt yeah don't come out with me no more yeah explain if somebody invites you uninvite say no I got another gig to go [Music] to

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Length: 20min 37sec (1237 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 13 2023