JJ WATTS FIRST EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW SINCE RETIRING

on today's part of my take our good friend JJ Watt in studio in our uh C4 studio in Arizona Super Bowl day two uh we're gonna talk a little more Super Bowl we're taping this early in the day so we're also going to talk about LeBron James breaking the record so congratulations to him that won't backfire whatsoever uh we have hot seat cool Throne we have guys on chicks Super Bowl etiquette Edition great show coming I actually want to say this JJ Watt interview it feels like um the fight because you know the first one I thought we did okay but we probably hyped it too much I'm ready to hype this one I thought it was very very good I thought it was good too yes we started to say last week like you can't tell the story of JJ Watt without part of my take I actually don't think that you can tell the story part of my take without JJ Watt agreed agreed so it's a yeah it's a mutually uh beneficial uh relationship that has spawned and Hank still hates him today's episode is brought to you by C4 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able to go to Starbucks and get his writ his name written on the cup yeah and go shop at Target at first I was like man LeBron you don't own anything in your house that's that's purchased a Target but then I thought more about it and I was like I bet he does actually oh he definitely is a by the the weird like uh pictures and sayings guy yes oh he's got home is where the heart is yeah homes are like the wine sayings like Hakuna Moscato yeah everything happens for a reason it's five o'clock somewhere or it's wine o'clock yeah yeah no and he's probably got like a Scarface poster somewhere he's got the kiss he's got the Pink Floyd album uh it was just very fun to be like to see LeBron say like I just wish I could go to Starbucks and get my name written on the cup yeah you can go to the drive-through if you write your name on it on the drive-through it actually is one of those weird things where LeBron's saying that I I I understand what he's saying but it's it it's I think it was maybe Brady a few years ago when he's like yeah it's really tough you know to be a parent and try to figure out how to raise your kids when they have so much fair fair thing to say no one wants to hear it yeah like fair thing for LeBron to say because I bet you when you become that insanely famous there is a part of you that's like I really wish I could just walk down the street and just be a regular dude yeah but again no one wants to hear it because everyone would trade lives with you well that's what Michael Jackson did so Michael Jackson was so famous and so unique looking that he couldn't go anywhere he actually rented out and changed his whole face entire no well that was I mean that might have been part of it at first and then things got out of hand but he rented out an entire supermarket and he paid people to be actors to pretend like they were shopping the supermarket so he could be able to go out and shop for whatever weird stuff he just did a Nathan Fielder's show yes exactly he did the simulation called the rehearsal yeah the rehearsal did the rehearsal for himself but yeah LeBron uh so we are taking this early so maybe he didn't break it uh he didn't he didn't I don't think so you don't think so no he's gonna do it at home they're at home tonight next point I don't think he's gonna break he's going to do it the only thing you could say is if LeBron is a true historian of the game he would wait to break it against the Bucks the only other team the cream played for so Lakers box playing on Thursday night maybe he does that who knows either way if he does break it I'm not going to be a hater about it I'm not gonna be like it's just an attendance record because that's what it is he just played a ton of Seasons didn't go to college which is not something we should look up to three point line didn't exist for Kareem for like half his right and it's I mean he does have the most points per game LeBron so that's wait no he doesn't no MJ still has most points per game but either way well if LeBron hadn't played in all the are we counting playoff games in his all-time points I don't think it does it doesn't okay well then that completely submarines my take on him I did do a little research trying to just being ready for this moment because it is an incredible moment LeBron is an all-time player uh he's very good at basketball I think we can all agree on that but I I did kind of uh arm myself with some stats he's actually more he's closer to James Harden than MJ in terms of points per game what about his his efficiency rate uh I don't know what his per is per plus is whatever Plus his ER Plus stinks the the craziest thing I was looking so I was looking through the the points per game I asked you this trivia question earlier uh PFT Hank were you in the room because I can ask you now I don't you didn't ask me a trivia question well you were standing there when we were talking about it there's nine guys right now who are current active players in the top 30 all-time points per game kind of tells you what the error we're playing in and one name is just insane that you would never guess I I I think you were there so it's KD Lebron Dame James Harden Steph Deli A.D Devin Booker Kyrie and then one last name can anyone guess it I can well you heard it it's Karl Anthony towns which shocked me when I saw that yeah huh he is he's top 30. he's turning the corner yeah that's wild yeah that is a wild stat is it not it is kind of crazy though to think about LeBron how since 2003 the NBA has been LeBron James that's such a long time like those are so many different eras that he's overlapped since he got into the league and the league has just been focused on him that entire time it's it's honestly impressive some would say it's a little look at me selfish not me some would also say like hey LeBron you've definitely been using performance enhancing drugs I would not say that about him but a lot of people have said it I think that we should we should hear them out here's something nice I'm going to say about LeBron I think there has never been a case uh where the he exceeded the hype because he was expected to be this player coming out of high school you know the televised high school games and he somehow was better than that because you know there's been many times in sports where you see a player or a prospect you're like he's going to be the next guy and he might even have a good career doesn't have a career like LeBron James it's pretty insane to think about like the the General Media called their shot oh and they were right yeah we actually we should get we should get in the media because like we were so right about LeBron James we called guess what I'm calling it right now wimbinyana is going to be great yeah he's going to be he's gonna even be better than LeBron at his Peaks yes and yeah actually when you think about it LeBron like he actually had kind of an average career when he put it into perspective because we all expected him to be great and he wasn't the the like he should have been averaging 50 points if he averaged 50 points a game then we could be like hand up we were wrong you were that much better than we expected we kind of expected this I personally expected LeBron to surpass Michael Jordan's Championship numbers well he did he surpassed his finals appearances right yeah appearance is so lost and losses yeah he has more the all-time is he the all is he four and six no is he four and six no is is LeBron James the all-time NBA Finals lost his leader no wouldn't that be um it had it would have to be like no it will just Jerry Westman lost everything yeah he lost literally everything I want LeBron to stick around and make more finals so he can be the biggest the biggest finals loser of all time now tonight of all nights you should have Skip Bayless if he doesn't baby yeah but I'm just I'm letting you guys know right now this is what makes us Skip Bayless tweet notifications because he's got something loaded I don't I don't know what his angle is going to be he's going to pretend to be gracious and there's going to be something that's like very slightly deprecating in there yeah towards LeBron James I'm just excited as a student of his game this is three and a half and six this is good this is gonna be great because what is it three and a half and three seven six yeah uh well actually three and six because Kyrie carried him in 2016. two and a half and so two and a half and six um well and also he had Bosh and Wade and it was the baby Thunder stimulus pass Yeah Tim Duncan was old and he gets swept once uh he did get that by the Spurs that's accounted yeah this is this is the difference between pardon my take and every other podcast I always think like I I think most there probably won't be like a ton of new listeners for JJ Watt because we've had them on before but for any of the new listeners listening to the start of the show they're like what the [ __ ] are these guys talking about LeBron scored 20 points against the Thunder he's still 16 away and then the even better part is if he falls short uh tonight on Tuesday night we're not even going to mention it on Friday's show and people be like you don't even mention it like go listen to Tuesday we gave him his flowers we already did this we already you want us to do it again we're first reporting that LeBron James has broken the record so please credit pardon myself to credit us if he doesn't now if he doesn't do it wow what a what a colossal disappointment that would be to be within striking range at home in front of the home crowd and not breaking that record I did so I bet who really put an asterisk on the entire deal I bet it's over 32 and a half points tonight um and I didn't I just did it I woke up and I bet it and then I realized the Box angle that I mentioned that he would be playing against the only other team Kareem played for the guy he's passing and also is there like a sadder team that you could break an all-time record against than the Thunder that's that's a real tough one probably the Wizards maybe the Kings Kings are good though guys are good right now yeah yeah no that's it's pretty up there it's pretty it really yeah it really dulls the significance of the entire operation I think right to break it against the Thunder he'll probably do it tonight and they'll probably stop the game oh yeah and LeBron do you think he's gonna take the mic and thank everybody I hope he writes a letter to his younger self yep those are always fun well it's really a letter from his younger self to his future self but he's writing it as his future so yes yeah this is big LeBron cosplaying as young LeBron thinking future Lebron you you mentioned Skip Bayless and we got to give him a shout out because um he did uh The Impossible he he criticized LeBron for not demanding a trade for Kyrie straight up um so that trade was never on the table so he was like LeBron's best chance of winning a ring this year would be with Kevin Durant he should have he should have demanded a trade for Kyrie straight up that trade never happened happened or never was even discussed not only is that trade not discussed LeBron can't be traded and I'm not saying like he can't be traded because he's LeBron he he contractually cannot be traded does he have a no trade clause no he's signed he signed his two-year extension in August and you can't trade him for six months in NBA by laws so skip had a whole hypothetical that contractually cannot take place it's a tough moment for her but if you're LeBron you can probably you can figure out those laws you can actually do the trade what would happen if LeBron I know he can't betrayed if he just showed up in Brooklyn yeah put on a Nets uniform and tried to play they let him play are they going to stop him are you going to stop LeBron James I remember it was a big deal because it was he signed it it's like a six month Rule and he could have signed it earlier in the summer and he signed it later in the summer and then it became clear that he couldn't get like the trade deadline would pass before he could get traded well could he trade like the future rights to drafting his son um yeah that might be that might be the Thunder remember when he was talking about Sam presti yeah I would I would love it if LeBron James's son got into the NBA and just swatted the [ __ ] out of his dad that would be that'd be cool that would rule um okay so what else we got and that that's the leading story LeBron not passing Kareem's uh record uh against the Thunder even though we started the whole show about it there was media night media it happened on Monday wow the pageantry the magic the entertaining questions it truly has it all did you hear so our friend in front of the program Dave damishek asked a great question to Nick siriani he asked him if the Super Bowl is a must win yeah and I agree uh it is a must win because I was thinking about it he should have maybe asked is it a must win can't lose I think it's a must win I disagree you think it's Kansas you can't lose okay because if you if you lose then what yeah but if you win it's like okay it's a must win okay we just checked off something good job okay you might be right moving on I think it's a can't lose it can't lose if you if you're Nick siriano you lose the Super Bowl you're going to be known as Super Bowl losing head coach yeah you can't lose that game you can't you cannot lose that game if you're Nick serion and if you yeah you I mean you want to win it but it's not a must win if you what happens if you if if you lose a must win hmm then you get another crack at a must win later then your next Super Bowl becomes a muster win but he will get another crack at it we think we think you think they you think if they lose the Super Bowl they fire Nick siriani nobody but he might he he lost a must win you can't have a coach around that loses must wins right losing a can't lose though is pretty bad if you lose a can't lose then he resigns yeah you have to just fall on the sword literally yes like kill yourself yes yes Japanese yes if you have any honor Nick siriani will commit seppuku get myself to get my sword yeah the Lombardi trophy the loser should have to impale themselves with it I would see Jason Kelsey would definitely be the sword unshether yeah he would he would be the designated sword guy he seems like Jason Kelly sees an all-time like costume guy he can wear any costume and would look incredible I think if he were like either The Executioner's hood or if you put on like a priest robe and gave him his last rights or I think that would look awesome big baggy pants yeah huge baggy pants for some reason it's cool yeah giant weird baggy pants yeah did you know Jason Kelsey plays the uh saxophone no I did not yeah so I saw a video got me pumped up he was like the Philadelphia Orchestra he was playing the saxophone they were doing Fly Eagles Fly and it was just an awesome like Philadelphia moment where all these people at the symphony and they're just singing the song and chanting Eagles yeah Jason Kelsey might be the most interesting guy in football you could tell me any fact about him and I would believe it because he seems like a worldly guy with lots of different Pursuits he also said I don't know it's Travis Kelsey I think they asked him about the key to uh to preserving his body and to making sure he's always in good football shape he said naps he naps like three times a day takes like 30 45 minute naps I might have to start dipping my toe into the nap game dude that's I mean whenever you read a story about someone who lives forever who lives to like 115. it's never the dude that's at the gym no it's like a a 5-2 person from Italy who just takes naps drinks wine and and eats pasta with like fresh olive oil every day yeah a grandmother who's like well i've smoked the same brand of cigarettes for for 60 years it's the no stress people it has nothing to do with physical fitness it's all about stress yeah if you just have no stress you'll live forever and it's always those people so maybe that is the naps we could live forever I'm going to get into the nap game I used to call them just blacking out but I feel like you know now that I'm in my late 30s I'll just call them naps dude Rebrand I am Elite at the nap game I'm like the dad nap is a true thing where if if I lay down like I'll even be like it'll be the middle of the day and my kids will be playing if I lay down lay down flat 10 minute nap no problem instantly instantly could be I could have a cup of coffee in my hand 10 minute nap I'm already geared up for the Masters nap this year yeah I've got my spot on the couch picked out no one's touching that thing yep gonna be sick I've done some reps you got to get your reps in beforehand you don't want to hurt yourself pulling muscle napping which is something that I've actually done is injure yourself sleeping that's when I knew like it's time to hang it up you know just on just on like any aspirations of being physically fit you wake up in the morning and you've got a pulled hamster yeah I've had the ankle yes what did I just did I run in my sleep did the a way to take your Master's nap to the elite level uh for everyone out there crack a window crack a window get some air wake up it's a little cold it's like maybe 4 30 in the afternoon it's a little cold you missed probably I don't know seven holes yeah and it's just that's that's Spring Air oh I'm going on a little vacay after the Super Bowl I've already planned to shut the [ __ ] up I plan to uh abscond from the hotel with one of their robes that I would be wearing for my masters now that's how you also take it like getting getting into full relaxation mode requires a robe yes yes uh there was another story about the Rocky statue in Philadelphia this might have been from the same interview with the Kelsey's uh it turns out that every team every fan of every team that's put on opposing jerseys on the Rocky statue over the last like five years going back to the Super Bowl uh against the Patriots back in 20 was it 18 17 2017 17 and 2018. uh every time that's happened that team is lost so if you're a Chiefs fan don't go to the Rocky statue and get it dressed up because that's right Rocco will have his Vengeance I'm gonna need an Eagles fan to please go and put a jersey on them well false flag operations that's I will pay for someone I'll pay for the Jersey operation someone hit me up I will do that I did get a little triggered with uh Super Bowl media night because I saw uh matnegie getting interviewed so that triggered me and someone was asking about Justin fields and I was like watching the video being like stop talking about him he's not yours you tried to ruin him shut the [ __ ] up that negi's next up man yeah he's next up it was very it was a very pathetic moment I was sitting in my car watching this video being just like shut the [ __ ] up dude he was like Justin Fields is wired correctly like the guy worked so hard like shut the [ __ ] is not your quarterback he's definitely going to take credit for like laying the groundwork of Justin Fields like you know when he got to the NFL his his fundamentals were all Askew I had to sit down and work real hard with him it's good to see that some of the lessons that we went through together are starting to take hold yeah and he's ready to now build off of that and take the next step it was a one of those moments as sports fans where you just have to take a step back and be like dude are you really letting this bother you and the answer is yes I was bothered that he was talking about the words Justin feels coming out of his mouth bothered me and that makes me a very small person and that's fine I'm okay with that yep so as long as you admit your faults you can just have them yep Tiger Woods taught us but also at the same time if you're Matt Nagy this is what you have to do yeah you have to like take credit that's what we do actually all the time yeah we took credit for we're taking credit for JJ Watts foreign James passing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar because we said in 2003 he was going to be good at basketball right we all agree so like I understand what Matt Nagy is doing but at the same time when somebody does it yeah in a way that irritates you you just want to rip the thread I just don't want him to talk about him because I I also feel those superstitions like if he talks about him it's just it's the stink is going to be there I don't want to talk about him yeah we had Super Bowl media night um we'll do all of our prop bets on Friday's show um full preview of it uh let's do Hot Seat cool Throne by the way this whole show is brought to you by C4 uh C4 takeover Hank why don't you start with your hot seat cool Throne uh my hot seat is Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Trent Dilfer went somewhere I don't know what he was on talking I think it was something to do with the Ravens uh documentary that came out but was that guy I want to watch that yeah is it out it's out oh hell yes uh I think it's the Ray Lewis thing he was talking about Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady said you know when I talk about great quarterbacks think about Joe Montana and Steve Young because of the way the game has changed I don't think Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady are impressive not that impressive I love Trent Dover because he is he only exists to be the butt of the joke when somebody's like well you don't need a great quarterback to win look at Trent Dilfer there was some gray and then obviously like people online were posting old highlights of his where he was just missing wide open receivers Tom Curran a Patriots writer had this stat from 2001 through 2007 Dilfer had 29 starts 31 touchdowns 38 picks he'd been in the league seven years when Brady made his first start Brady had 197 touchdowns and 86 picks and 110 starts over the same spin so that's that's when Trent over was playing yeah there was that stat remember there's so much more we brought it up uh earlier in the season I can't remember what team we were talking about but the Ravens that Ravens Super Bowl team I think they had like a six week seven week stretch where they didn't score an offensive touchdown and they went like four and two it was something crazy like that that's how good their defense was but yeah an idiot yeah that's a weird I I don't really understand I get the Aaron Rodgers part he's overrated but like how could you how could you say those guys are bad quarterbacks yeah it's impressive well it is for as long as he has been has been impressive Jake I didn't see coming so I'm I'm gonna do something a little bit out of character for myself and I'm going to try to wrap full context around what trento for said okay because he was talking about quarterbacks of like the 90s guys like Troy Aikman Steve Young to a certain extent Joe Montana where the pockets and uh the receivers weren't as quarterback friendly so like the rules on D you know what I'm done with the code yeah Trent Dilfer said that he's better than Tom Brady I don't want to get into the car now this this is one of those takes that's best absorbed without the true context of it because we all need to be able to get our jokes off about rental yeah he's the coach at UAB is he yeah he got hired as a coach UAB that's fun um and then you're cool to him mini golf Jake's been there since uh I think 6 30 this morning that's why he's not here right now I'm heading here right after this uh Hot Seat cool Throne session if you enjoyed the bowling live stream this is going to be something similar so how are we feeling uh technology wise I'm going to the rehearsal we've never done a live stream mini golf are you gonna go practice mini golf I mean it's interesting I'm just helping you know make it happen it's interesting I'm stressed it'd be a shame it would be a shame Hank do you think it would be a shame but I think it's going to be great I'm excited I'm excited for the course I think it's a much better course I think obviously Hank is so stressed that at 10 o'clock this morning going down to the car he was smoking the biggest joint in the world oh no it would be a shame uh and also if you want to watch it PFT myself Caleb Jeff Delo we that's our foursome and we will be live from the part of my take Instagram we'll be live on the part I'm gonna take Instagram the broadcast will be live on the barcel sports YouTube so if you wanna obviously the YouTube will be bouncing around from all the players so if you want to watch everyone watch that if you want to just watch Big Cat and PFT go to the part of my take Instagram I love it let's hope it all works nothing better than it's gonna work it's gonna be great yeah everyone's gonna tune in and it would be a shame if it wasn't that PFT is a dark horse big cat I think is gonna not try and and PFT I tried hard in the first one I finished like third 50th in a second okay but what I I didn't try no we'll see there is there's a lot of okay yeah all right now you know what I hope it breaks I hope the whole thing breaks and it never gets broken yes that's what you already use already no what did I say it would be a shame you literally said the other day you're gonna go to the truck and unplug it when you get there so yeah I'm like yeah I might have said that yeah all right I might have said that I might have said that all right you're rooting against me I'm not a good golfer I'm gonna try I don't like having Hank over my shoulder I'm gonna try all right how about that how about I leave then all right okay go make sure that everything's correct and ready to go and so that we don't have a shame yeah no it's going to be great everyone tune in Jake this morning tune in hopefully was like well the Instagram live if things are going south our Instagram live will be up and you'll be having the time of your life what if Instagram goes down because I'll be freaking out then the whole world's probably gonna end at that point and you know all right enjoy it drink some C4 all right real shame if LeBron James didn't get the scoring title before the world ended I really would all right love you guys okay you don't say that you don't mean that no you don't you don't love anybody uh all right PFT your Hotsy cool drone my hot seat is Russell Wilson Russell Wilson's on the hot seat because uh Sean Payton did one of his first interviews while he was getting you know he was getting asked questions about being the Denver Broncos head coach and they asked about Russell Wilson's personal coaching staff and training team if they're going to be welcome I think they're called like team three okay after Russell Wilson's course Seal Team three basic course and Sean Payne was like I don't know what kind of arrangements we had before that but around here that's not going to be the case we're not gonna I don't I don't participate in any outside coaching I like that I also had a an epiphany um the Broncos colors might be the best colors for coach hirings because they all put on that orange tie and it looks cool because I was like Wow Sean Payton looks cool like wait I thought Nathaniel Hackett looked cool too and so did Vic fangio something about the Broncos like that orange kind of pops on a tie it's a little youthful yeah I would say that if the Seahawks hired somebody they could have a cool but you can't go neon Vikings you can go the yellow tile it looks stately yeah the yellow tie I just I like the orange ties so good for you Broncos orange size good I I think that Sean Payne's just telling himself for not being unlimited it sounds like he's not buying into the unlimited lifestyle and I don't know if that you can be a successful head coach if you set limitations on yourself there's also 100 chance that Russell Wilson just still brings his staff like like James putting on his uniform when he was suspended at Florida State being like what yeah no I didn't I don't understand he'll just like have them change their names yeah and have them get hired as like janitors be on the uh practice squad yeah so Sean Payton is going he's gonna have his work cut out for him he's trying to to She's All That Russell Wilson take his glasses off let his hair down this is a good first step though I I I really do mean this like you need Sean Payton and there's just a reality of how the NFL works is going to be there longer than Russell Wilson he will be the coach because there's no there's no scenario where Russell Wilson outlives Sean Payton in Denver because if there if Russell Wilson is really good Sean Payton will stay there for a decade plus if Russell Wilson is really bad Sean Payton's gonna go find the next quarterback so he should make the rules and he should be the guy who's like this is what's going to happen here because I'm going to be here long past you Sean Payne also can lay The Gauntlet down right now and then slowly take it away yeah as progress ping pong table but you can't exactly like he'll if you listen to us if you win six games for us in our first eight you can bring your astrologist in as a treat you know but you can't start out by saying yeah you can bring in his whole staff and then and then ban them because then that becomes an issue yes it becomes personal he's just he's laying down the groundwork a little bit my uh it is very funny too that Russell Wilson had a whole staff like when we made a big deal about the Tom Brady Bill Belichick it's like they were already like four or five rings in yeah like Tom Brady got to have Alex Guerrero in the building yeah Russell Wilson won one Super Bowl they won Super Bowl with his defense and so what happened who's the worst quarterback in the NFL that has their own guys that they rely on hmm I could see um I was gonna say Sam darnold but Sam darnold just has like one of his college buddies I just got his Instagram I was gonna say Kyle Trask but it's probably just his weed dealer yeah yeah and it might be Russ it might be Russ right now Russ might be the yeah yeah he is probably the worst quarterback that has his team yes yes uh my cool Throne is Greg Olsen so Brady went on He Who Shall Not Be Named show the other day fake soup guy and said that he's not going to step into the booth broadcasting until 2024. so that means that Greg Olsen has an entire another year at Fox now I do think that there's a good chance that Tom Brady spends the next year just straight up practicing calling games like playing games excuse me with the sound off and him doing his analysis in fact I brought that up to to Jake yesterday I was like this seems like a good thing for Greg Olsen because if he has another great year they're going to continue to give them something to think about with the Tom Brady situation but Jake was saying that he used to like play YouTube games okay with the mute button on and he would do play-by-play to nobody which is perfect of course Tom Brady is going to need somebody like that to train with I would like to offer Jacob yes if Tom Brady needs a play-by-play guy to bounce off of yes Jake will watch YouTube games you can you can pick anything up like any game over the last 10 years Jake will do play-by-play you don't even have to pay him probably yes I'm totally negotiating again I can say right now you don't you don't have to pay Jake Tom you can just get Jake to do play-by-play for you you can work on your color commentary yes so this was my hot seat because I actually think it's hot seat the Tom Brady retirement he's not he's spending an entire year off he's basically admitting that he's not going to start broadcasting games till 2024. he's not retired I can be him he's not retired I can see him being a total psycho about getting ready to do broadcast but he he just left an entire year open for him to come back like he doesn't have anything holding if he's jumped right into the booth and the Niners get you know a bunch of injuries and they call him it's like well I'm already in the booth I this feels like he's just leaving the door a little bit open also interesting because uh fox has the Super Bowl in 2024 so I respect that part of Tom Brady's decision where he's like I'm not calling a season unless it ends in a Super Bowl yeah they have in 2024 yeah so they have I don't know what happened with like the scheduling uh there was a shake up I think it's because they got to get ABC into it uh because it's Joe Buck's calling it in like 2027. um there was an article about Joe Buck today that was like and we love Joe Buck but it was just Flex City because it was this article started like Joe Buck watched the NFC championship game at a bar in Paris Joe Buck's gonna watch the Super Bowl at a party in Cabo yeah he's like okay he's living his best life but yeah so I'm ready to by the way flip on Joe Buck again yeah okay everybody we'll have to have Mom to defend himself everybody likes Showbox yeah I'm ready to say like [ __ ] that guy is entitled he's spoiled yeah he's whiny he hates my team yep I mean I'm sorry like you were cool for a while but guess what we're out yeah but so back on the show to defend yourself so fox has this year's Super Bowl and they have it again in 2024. okay so and then it resets where it's now a rotation of NBC CBS ABC which would be Joe Buck yeah and fox so yeah so it was funny that Tom Brady's like oh wait next year we don't have the Super Bowl I'll just wait till we have the Super Bowl it does sound like Tom Brady is taking a vacation away from work to like be a dad for a year maybe try to get Gisele back and see how that plays out not have anything on his schedule and then returning to work in whatever context that's going to be I I think he's done but if you think that that's going to stop us from speculating every time a quarterback gets injured next year he could be a destination for Tom Brady he at least leaves the door open for speculation yes because he won't be doing it yeah no it's it's thank you thank you from us Tom yeah because we needed that he also uh the did you hear him on Jim Gray's podcast which I I still don't someone's gonna have to explain Jim Gray to me at some point Jim Gray why uh started a podcast apparently right but why is he that why is why is it that everyone like why did LeBron do the the uh announcement with Jim Gray when he went to Miami that was Jim Gray was it not I think so why is Brady like Jim why is Jim Gray Brady's got what is g Who Jim Gray was a big deal back in the 90s I know that but like how is he I just I I want to maybe we just got to get Jim Gray on the show yeah she's like how are you doing this dude so how are you the Oprah of sports every like big only the a A plus listers they're like need an interview done Jim Gray I feel like Jim Gray knows where the bodies are buried it's crazy that's why like he he probably has all the details he's probably it all goes back to being Drinking Buddies with people I bet you Jim Gray is drinking buddies with like Bob Kraft with Brady's agent and then they go to him because they know he's a trusted guy and he's not going to speculate late about some of the things that have happened in the past he was a boxing guy for a while too I think he almost got beat up in the ring by Don King Maybe by Mike Tyson I feel like Jim Gray almost got punched in the face by Mike Tyson in the early 90s and almost yeah and that kind of proved his metal where he's like I'll stare anybody down that was also Howard Letterman when I think he had the was like I If I Were if I were 50 years younger I'd kick your ass that was him that was an all-time moment yeah I'm looking up Jim Gray right now I'm trying to figure out what exactly uh yeah he's been around forever he had a Pete Rose Big Pete Rose thing Jim Gray married no no children also says that Jim Gray is a combat veteran retired special Warfare oh my God wait no this is a different Jim Gray Jim Gray might be this is a different Jim Gray he's a retired special Warfare combat correct no but that's Kim Master Chief with 22 years experience no I'm gonna I'm gonna run with this no that's Jim Gray computer scientist I think it's the same Jim Gray maybe that's everyone's just respecting the troops by asking Jim Gray to do these interviews it's like the the old rumor that Mr Rogers he wore to the sweaters all the time because he had all the Army tattoos on his arm and he had like 53 confirmed kills as a sniper yeah I like that rumor I'm gonna just transfer that to Jim Gray Jim Gray is a [ __ ] assassin damn Jim Gray three-time sports reporter of the year what a what a what a career yeah so someone figure out how does Jim Gray just be the guy so yeah the uh Belichick and Brady were on the show together and Brady like almost cried because it was it is crazy it was one of those moments where you feel really stupid with um how everyone covers Sports and like the Brady versus Belichick thing because they basically both were like yeah we love each other we there's no way we would either of us would have the success without the other and it was one of those uh no dumb moments like yeah of course yeah it's also very we just got bored and we were like they've won six Super Bowls how can we split them up yeah it's funny that that he had Brady and Belichick on his podcast at the same time and we all agreed as a society that it's not that big a deal and let's not talk about it because Jim Gray that's the part that I don't understand Jim Graves doesn't move the needle except for the the like Premiere can you imagine if if Belichick and Brady went on a Premiere podcast together like call her daddy yeah and got interviewed at the same time that would we'd all be talking about I don't know it's like the secret to Our Success was we we found out day one that we both loved clock five thousand and that's and that's how you build the foundation of a relationship Tom had the cooch gobbler unlock oh bill you like getting sucked off too well Ernie Adams used to come in the room and pegas as we were doing film studying that really drove home all the lessons that we need to learn all right my other hot seat was uh Jay Williams that dust up with Stephen A was all time yeah like one of those true Great Moments where uh it was very personal on air and you could feel the tension and Stephen A just bodied him because he just kept he basically called him out because Jay Williams loves to say I find it interesting yeah which is a very good way easy way a cop-out way of not actually saying what you feel and Stephen A was just like you keep saying that just say what you want to say I find it interesting that Jay Williams keeps saying I find it yeah right right and that's exactly what he was doing he was saying I find it interesting that you have all this animosity towards Kyrie Irving and you don't bring that same energy towards Jeff Bezos which is a very funny thing yeah like as a sentence but his implication was that Jeff Bezos by not taking down the link to the documentary of the anti-semitic film that Kyrie Irving promoted was just as culpable as Kyrie was and it's it's funny to imagine Jeff Bezos who I don't even think is a CEO of Amazon anymore uh but like sitting down and screening every documentary that he sells on Amazon and giving it a rating and be like ah no you know what I didn't like what this film filmmaker was trying to do so we're going to take this off the online store now I'm going to say this just because if I'm wrong and it's just a false statement then we'll just call it even me and Jay Williams for his tweet about uh email doka being the first African-American that wasn't he was hacked he was hacked either way I'm gonna go for it I'm pretty sure I have a memory of Jay Williams after the entire documentary thing he said that he watched it and there were some interesting points in it I'm pretty sure he said okay who knows if I I I'm someone will maybe have to go find that for me he I think he said it was bad like he's like it's a bad documentary but there were some interesting things that were brought up I just I just felt it was interesting how the trains ran exactly on time yes yes so someone could find that for me so I can be Vindicated and then I can when Jay Williams and I are no longer even I still own one but Steven A Smith was I think he was the Victor in this situation which basically was making Jay Williams very emotional on the air and Jay didn't really know how to explain his way out of it and then at the end Molly bless her heart had to step in and go like okay fellas we're all friends and colleagues and Jay Williams was over there like Starion looked like he was going to cry and also Stephen A Smith had an unbelievable line when uh Jay Williams tried to call him triggered and Stephen A Smith said I'm always triggered yeah it's like you can't beat that yeah he's always triggered he's always ready to fight yeah it was great it was it was it was kind of similar to WWE but it was real yeah right no it was that one moment where it breaks and you're like wait these guys really don't like each other when Jay Williams thanks Stephen A Smith for allowing him to speak for 90 seconds on the show at that point you knew that there was something personal that Jay was holding back and Stephen A Smith was he was like he smelled blood in the water and there's no more danger Stephen A Smith than when there's blood in the water yes yes and then my cool Throne we talked about on Monday Max you ready ready to purchase these tickets instead of the Super Bowl said and also we've decided we added uh memes is gonna go as well so memes isn't part of the deal he's going to sit with them he's going to get all the content we're gonna have an incredible PM TV out for this so max will have an entire episode of Max at the Super Bowl we'll have social Clips so memes I'll get reimbursed for the ticket I buy for you so you you don't have to pay me if the Chiefs win so that one will be separate you can pay me if the Chiefs win I'll accept that you're allowed to do that you can't you could also pay me I know Max Max don't don't step on my toes here memes you are more than welcome to pay me if the Chiefs win okay this is a big purchase Max what are you thinking I found there's uh Shout Out game time by the way buying them on Game Time use Barstool 100 for 100 off uh I think these ones right here section 417 row 17 oh I shouldn't say this out loud bleep that people will just be coming up to you yeah no no we don't need that we don't [ __ ] that was stupid um yeah let's well yeah rone is bailed on us it's disgusting that's fine just show me where you want to see it show me where you want to sit this chair this couch is an absolutely yeah Hank ruined it show me point to where you want to sit and then I'll tell you the price I'm going to scroll real quick I think it's these ones right here those are those look sick don't you think Yeah okay or these a little more expensive yeah let's go with a little more oh okay okay all right three seats together the total price is eighteen thousand nine hundred and sixty and you're paying for how much of that uh whatever uh two-thirds of That So Max um we we had an interview with Max homie he's gonna be on the show what next week yeah so max was talking to us it was really interesting about his confidence and how he developed like a sense of real confidence that's not just based on this hard tough exterior shell of like pretending to be super confident I couldn't help but think about you and how you've been acting this week towards the uh the Eagles because you do have this like hard shell of confidence on the outside well he the way he really said it was there was a difference between someone like Billy who has delusional I think he said he he could be clinically diagnosed as being confident yes so I I'd like to think that I'm somewhere in the middle of Billy and Max but probably closer to Billy yeah I actually think that's fair and that's growth yeah you admitting that right now is you can admit that you're you're nervous that you're shaky because this is the biggest game of your life while also believing that the Eagles are good enough to win the Super Bowl no they can have both I it's starting to get to a point where I like the eagles so much in this game that it's like there's no way that like there's no way this is going to happen it makes too much sense that the Eagles are going to win this game but that's not true that's I'm going to be going back and forth all week it's the only thing that's on my mind we have like a really busy work week and then every single at like every single thing that I do it's like I just need to remember that like Sunday Sunday I need to be ready to go yeah or is this okay uh can't lose or a must win for you uh this is a can't lose yeah okay that's right that's what I thought this is a can't does it does it make you nervous that Nick siriani said it was a must win everything that on it everything nixiriani does makes me nervous but he still wins yeah so the answer is yes that sounds like that's good that's a good way to describe Nick siriano it's like he he comes across as the biggest loser in the world but he's really good I don't like anything that comes out of his mouth ever but but he gets results but he's great he's great he gets I look at him as like a pet Alonso sort of of football okay it's not baseball season yeah but I'm just thinking you just have her audience just tuned on um all right JJ time yeah hold on I'm purchasing them so I hope that I can transfer these I wonder what if the NFL bans me I don't think they could do that okay now I have to do all right then we'll do this after yes the tickets are you don't need to know yes it's gonna be nineteen thousand dollars okay so that's okay yeah yeah that's in that's fine that's that's in my budget yeah that's fine that's fine okay um we have breaking news yeah Max breaking moves yeah you have to do breaking moves oh breaking moves [Music] Rogers has talked about Aaron Rodgers has talked on the Pat McAfee show about potentially retiring this offseason I don't know because I haven't seen the clip yet I don't know what context to take this in but Aaron Rodgers says that this off season he has an opportunity to do a little self-reflection and some isolation and then after that he's going to be a lot closer to the final final decision he has not even decided yet whether he's going to play in 2023. that's why I think it's going to be important to get through this week and take my isolation Retreat and contemplate all things my future he called it a Darkness Retreat for four nights alone he said he will be in Pitch Black all day and all night for four days and nights it's really sensory deprivation isolation he said it stimulates DMT and there can be some hallucinations I love Aaron Rodgers okay he's locking him so he's going to be waterboarding himself basically to to stimulate his brain yes to release the god part yeah so he can figure out whether or not he wants to make 58 million dollars next year yes I can save you you don't have to have your brain exert the chemical that's reserved for you when you die to pacify you and make passing into the Afterlife smoothly to know that yes you do want to play football for one more year for 50 million yes it's pretty easy I'll save you that pretty easy uh by the way the tickets have been purchased okay let's get ready to go you're ready to go also just one last thing memes uh memes had never been to an NFL game and in the last month he's going he went to a playoff game in Kansas City in the Super Bowl pretty good I've never been to a [ __ ] Super Bowl Jesus Christ you literally had never been here memes is really he's going to the Super Bowl that's insane but it will be great content and we'll do it it will be a great PM TV you'll get to see Max in all his glory we'll we'll be tweeting out all the live stuff so make sure you follow maybe even you go live at some point from the part of my take Instagram who knows what the Wi-Fi Situation's gonna be like yeah you're gonna get to see Rihanna up close yep Hank and Jake aren't here I can say that with impunity I'm very excited to see Rihanna I'm I'm very excited to just watch Max I would I wish I could just have you I might have a personal file of memes just sending everything I'm not I yeah I don't know the closer it gets like the more my heart is just like you're gonna scream at a little child and like it's gonna be oh man I yeah I'm proud there's gonna be there's there could be tears every time God starts talking about it he starts like getting to the recesses of his brain and realizing all this is a possibility and you can hear the switch in his brain where he's like it's gonna be uh oh man oh oh uh it's gonna be he's gonna that's him realizing that a loss could happen and in that scenario he gets into like I'm gonna fight somebody yes yes I'm gonna be fighting someone with tears in my eyes yeah but first time someone ever gets his ass beat while the other man's crying that would be awesome you should actually think about doing that you're gonna see a a rare side of me on Sunday night if the Eagles lose this game yeah and it's I think we all know what side of you that's going to be I also seen it I'm gonna say this right now let's make sure uh maybe Sunday before you go to the stadium we'll do like a quick video with me and PFT just getting you pumped maybe we'll just go live for a minute just just last thoughts before you go into war okay yeah so get ready for that yeah I'm ready um okay let's do the JJ Watt interview awesome awesome interview brought to you by our friends at C4 the C4 takeover this entire episode I'm still drinking my C4 C4 energy is a secret fuel 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show did you do yeah Rich Eisen uh did Rich and Dan today but not exclusively not exclusive you definitely didn't go on coward right yeah no okay good also rich and Dan I would assume didn't ask you like how long could you feel Revel creeping on you on your last game like we're gonna get to that yes of course we're going to get to that so those are the good questions this is going to be a good yes it does yes all right so it's great to have you on here um if it I'm sad that you retired are you actually retired though we have to start there no but come on yes like really yeah let's hit him with some hypothetical well okay hypothetically uh the Steelers are the one seed next year right right they they lose a defensive lineman all right going into the playoffs it's like week 17 they're like hey JJ uh hey JJ you want to come play 10 million dollars finish out the season 10 million to finish off the seasons Pittsburgh are you are you going to deny your family the joy of watching you play with your brothers I mean if there's 10 million dollars in week 17 with the one seed and everything that is in consideration all right so you're not receiving no I'm returning you're definitely not retired well I mean you saw Tom Brady retired you're like well now I have to share the Hall of Fame induction ceremony that guy is going to be all about Tom that weekend put it off a week and then it's like you and Matt Ryan you'll definitely be there perfect yeah you'll get the last speech I don't want the last speech oh yeah no interest in the last okay so I can like I can just fluff it up for Tom and let him hit it out of the park I can give him all like the the praise and everything and then just let him maybe say like a quick sentence about me before he gets into yeah thanking everybody so all right so this is where we get Hank and a pickle cause Hank still hates you no doubt yeah and and you you knew I'm here for it I'm here for it yes you brought it up you said yeah I Hank I'm sorry that you hate me yeah it was sad to see the look on the little troll smiling yeah well he's proud of it I'm sure I mean he should be he's one he's holding on he's holding on which is great so we so I told him last night I was like you know you know the old saying like you can't tell the story of football without this person that's that's kind of the mark of a Hall of Fame where you can't tell the story of football without JJ Watt and you know the dominance you had I don't think you can tell the story of JJ watt's career without pardon my take so I'm wondering if maybe we should probably give the speech beforehand um you know your son won't be old enough so right maybe it's just us and and and and you invite us to Canton with you and Hank will unfortunately not be able to attend even though Tom Brady will also be being abducted that weekend right so I mean you know maybe we should give your speech the night before you should set up there in Canton yeah and we'll I mean if I'm fortunate enough to get in do we do a PMT from there we do don't do that don't do that come on when you retired we actually had the debate on part of my take and it was a no-brainer a lot of people will say like JJ Watt great player all-time player even better person that's [ __ ] than you are a person and you're a pretty good person you're a very good person but any of these guys out there that are like oh even better person nope not true as good of a person I appreciate that I appreciate that and probably true probably true let's take off the humble stuff for a second all right your Peak because when you were at your Peak you were the most dominant player in the NFL where would you put yourself I know that like all right Reggie white maybe Lawrence Taylor you're in the conversation at your Peak like if you took best defensive players at their Peak you're in the conversation yeah that's that's the problem that's the I was taught literally having this debate this morning um with a couple guys and the issue with debates like that is what's what what are you talking about when you say greatest defender of all time are you talking about longevity longevity of their career are you talking about if you took everything in their career and put it together or are you talking about for one single game are you talking about for one single season that which player would you want because that's different I mean I'm never going to argue for the longevity of my career I mean I had injuries I had issues I had things going on but for one season or one game I I'll put myself in that argument I like that yeah because it's I mean it's a fact like your dominance in that stretch was it three in a row did you win three out of four three out of four three out of four defensive player of the years like and and I think that you know maybe I I think people recognize that they realize like that stretch where it felt like there there was a stretch where it felt like every time they would go on Red Zone and they'd cut to a Texans game it was like what did JJ watches do and I the one thing that I I heard about you and I don't know if you can speak to like how this is possible but in hearing about like offensive lineman talk about how you played they said the difference between you and everyone else is that you your motor never stopped so you like play one to play 70 you were still going 100 is that like did you know that when you were playing like I have the ability to just never let up even a little bit yeah that that's something I prided myself on and I think I mean I don't have it in front of me but I I would say if I looked at most of the sacks and most of the tfls and things from my career I would assume that a decent majority of them were either in the back half of the Season or in the back half of games like the second half because guys get worn down guys get tired whether it's the second half of a game or it's the second half of the Season you just get gassed and that's what I prided myself and then I mean we all know my history of working out and all the yeah some of the [ __ ] but that that's why I was who I was at the end of the season because of that and it's also part of the reason I ended up injured I like you say some of the [ __ ] when you retired and then the next day you took a picture of you at the squat rack not the next day it was the same day no oh you took a day off no it was like a couple that you're talking about the one from college days ago when D'Amico got hired yeah how long of a break did you take okay um I took 10 days 10 days I felt yeah yeah that motorcycle yeah I can't do I can't do your guy's lifestyle okay I just can't right I tried it for 10 days I I mean I went home to Wisconsin for a weekend and we threw a good party at a little Irish pub in my town and got after it pretty good and I had no routine no nothing I'd sleep till I could wake up every day and hang out with my son all day and I was like dude I gotta get a routine this is a [ __ ] show like just that's just too much Freedom can be bad yeah that's also perfect too you basically were like I went to a Wisconsin uh bar in the middle of winter looked around was like I can't do this this is this cannot be a weekly thing man like this cannot be it do you have any plans for retirement are you going to step on our turf are you going to be one of these players that retires and thinks they can take over the podcasting game because our motor in everything yeah no that's why you do not you guys are the reason I will not get into podcasts because of how much it's too you have to be pumping out content at such a crazy rate and you have to be doing with such like veracity and enthusiasm and you have to be doing it constantly and you have to have a team that puts it together that literally is a deterrent for me like I I don't want to work that hard at that okay so um that's not it for me I'll let you know a little secret it's really easy yeah it's super easy these guys do it all these guys do it all a lot of it they're not actually doing anything right now yeah it's like just the microphones connect to the internet and then people listen to us it's pretty that's fair although I think that you probably would take pride in like we do we take pride in having bad opinions you'd probably want to be correct that's the that's really the the key to podcasting is like if you don't care about being correct it's very easy that's fair that's one of the issues that I have because I mean I do think that there's some form of broadcasting for me in the future just because I don't want to be aware away from the game I want to be around the game I love it early in my career I said I'd never do it but the closer I got to the end I realized like it's just it's too cool like the NFL is awesome and I want to be around it but I don't want to be around it in the capacity where I have to pour all my time and energy into it but the problem with broadcasting is every week you got to make those picks where they put the little thing at the bottom and they're like just he picked 27-13 then on Monday everybody comes in like look at this [ __ ] and I'm like what do you want me to do if I knew what I was doing I'd go to Vegas I put it all on the line like nobody knows what's going on yeah you just have to be so bad you become good yeah that's like when everybody picks the one I'm the guy that picks the other one and then when you win they're like he knew yeah right yeah right I never lost I want to know my last one yeah like I mean the game of the year yeah I gotta have took a game you almost killed me this year the Baylor BYU game I didn't sleep and I I got sick for like two weeks after so yeah it is it's harder than the NFL I would say oh easily yeah easily watching all these games if I knew what like my buddies I mean even just since the season ended my buddies are asking me opinions and [ __ ] and I'm trying to like I'm literally trying to think like who would I actually pick in this game and I'm I'm nowhere close yeah so you might want to get into broadcasting I'm hearing a no to coaching yeah D'Amico calls you up and he's like hey yeah I need your expertise on the defensive line are you going are you thinking about it I'll pop in and talk to the boys and I'll watch practice and I'll talk to him but no I have no interest in the hours and the time commitment and going to the combine and like going to the Senior Bowl and doing all these things I do not have interest in that it is very funny whenever a guy retires like you and they're like oh he's going to be a coach it's like do you know how much and like college coach a college coach would be oh miserable miserable yeah they put in so many hours so many hours yeah high school high school is certainly intriguing to me no doubt because of a the hours are less but B the impact that you can have yeah in the way that you can get to those kids and you can actually have some real conversations there's no nil there's no anything else you you're just I mean my high school coach had one of the biggest impacts on me and some of the messages he gave and I think that you can help mold the kid's life and not not the kid that's going to college to play football you can mold a kid's life who's going to to college or going to the trades I mean my my one of my best friends from back home is a plumber and to this day we talk about the messages our high school coach gave us yes that's cool that is very cool that's yeah how's your heart doing it's all right man it's crazy so I I after that incident happened it scared the [ __ ] out of me and I had a lot of like deep deep thoughts about life and everything and for about a week week and a half I would check my pulse 10 times a day and I'm just checking my heart like I have devices and everything I was checking it just because I was scared and everything was normal and then I think it was probably best that I jumped right back into the game because it didn't give me time to think about it and then I all of a sudden settled back into my routine and I was it went away I stopped thinking about it one of those things where like it was you thought that you had to get back in the routine at the time but maybe five ten years from now you're gonna look back and be like why did I play why did I play a game of football like a week after my heart got shocked back into Rhythm it can definitely seem like that and for me and my wife at the time it kind of felt like that oh you guys got divorced yeah yeah so uh but I mean we literally I mean I talked to eight or nine doctors in a 48-hour period that weekend and I was asking every single question like what can possibly happen What happens if my heart goes back out of the Rhythm during the game what happens if when I'm practicing tomorrow my heart goes out of rhythm like every single question I mean I had anesthesia they put me out to shock my heart back in and I'm like what happens if I'm at practice tomorrow and I just hit anesthesia today like we asked every question and the doctors gave me the all clear so what exactly happened like what how did it all happen take us through like you just woke up one day and it was no so I was at uh practice on Wednesday um went out to practice I came in and did my workout um after my workout uh I was in the meetings in the afternoon and I stood up after one of our meetings and I was like light-headed you know that feeling sometimes we stand up and you're lighthead and you're like whoa you just gotta balance yourself which is normal so I was like all right let's go on but the next meeting I stood up and I had it again and I was like my heart was beating weird and one of our assistant coaches looked at me he's like you all right and the little you are right kind of gave me that like oh [ __ ] somebody else saw it like it wasn't just me feeling like a little off so I went in our trainers I was like hey my heart's beating a little weird and I'm real short of breath um can you just check my pulse and they check my pulse and our trainer looked at me and he was like um we're gonna we're gonna send you to look at some and that scares the [ __ ] out of you because like I was just expecting to be like yeah no problem so then he sent me to our team doctor they get an EKG on me he read the EKG and he was like oh uh I'm gonna I'm gonna send you to a cardiologist right now so I'm like [ __ ] amen so they sent me the cardiologist and the cardiologist runs the test and he's doing uh ultrasound of my heart and so I'm laying on the table and I've told this story before but I'm laying on the table doing an Ultron literally the week before we were doing the ultrasound of my son yeah so I'm getting the ultrasound of my son seeing that and then the next week we're doing an ultrasound in my heart seeing if I'm like gonna live or I don't know I have no clue I'm like am I gonna die and it scared the [ __ ] out of me and I was so worried and everything and my wife is worried I mean it's and he does the ultrasound and he goes okay I'm gonna send you to a specialist and now I'm like what the [ __ ] man like why I'm saying five rungs up the ladder here like this is real and they sent me to like a Electro physicist or something and he was explaining to me what was going on and it was it was basically just an afib I mean people have a football time there's people walking around with afib like so when in the end it turned out to not be the scariest thing but it was scary because I'm a professional athlete right and it uh we caught it within 24 hours which meant that that saved a lot of potential issues because if you're out for more than 48 hours you can have blood clot issues you can have stroke potential and things but since we caught it so fast they said you're okay we shocked it back in and did it was it was it was crazy so what I'm hearing is you're a clone and the real JJ Watts yeah I mean the real DIY would never retire yeah they were right you're right you're right that's that's what happened I'm all AI it's all that's that's scary though and and having like your heart shock back into Rhythm and then yeah you're right like looking you're always looking over your shoulder like am I going back into and then your mind thinks maybe you're going back into it when you're not to this day I'll check myself and my wife I mean so so they took me into the hospital uh to shock it back in the Rhythm and my wife they're like would you like to be in the room for it and she's like no I don't want to be in them we're like what the [ __ ] you mean no so I mean they literally I mean took my shirt off like gave me some anesthesia put me out and then put the pads on your chest like just like just like shock you and then 10 minutes later it's in harmony 10 minutes later I'm out the door and that's my stuff that she broke up with you after that your lowest that's a crazy story and then you played like and and then the Lamar Hamlin stuff happens you that had to have been it was you're like that could have been me I mean I know it's different but still so we're sitting in my house watching this me and my wife and our son was just watching uh the game on Monday night and I went to the kitchen to make some food and I turned around and look at the TV and there's everybody stopped and so I stand and I stood in front of my fireplace in front of the TV three feet away from the TV for 45 minutes yeah I did not move and it was just the scariest and then at that moment my wife had already known that I was retiring and everything and that was when she was like I could not be more happy that you're retiring yeah I mean it was just scary wait so when did you decide you were going to retire months months ago really yeah I knew was it the start of the Season or was it before the season it was before the season I I knew that if I was playing at a level that I was proud of it was over like I've been kind of trying to find that season where I was putting film out there and I was playing football that I was proud of that I could show my son my final season and say look this is Dad I didn't want to be an injured season I didn't want to be you know a season where I sucked like I wanted it to be something where I could look back on and be proud of and your retired retirement the way you did it was awesome the tweet it confused a lot of people did you realize that no yeah because the the Tweet was codes first ever NFL game my last ever NFL home game I think it was just so subtle because people don't retire like that I obviously I I read it was like oh he's retiring but everyone replying was like does this mean you're done yeah I mean it was a cool way to do it thank you were you thinking of other options so I had thought for a long because I'd known for a long time and I've asked I was talking to my agent my wife and I was talking to my family like what do you think is the best way to do it because I did want to do it with a little time left I wanted to do with two games left just so that I could say goodbye to my teammates the right way the fans like I want to be able to say goodbye but I there was no way in my head that I was like every every way it kind of felt like it was really making it super about you and I didn't want it to just be like hey guys this is it so I wanted to be by my son and my family and about the reason that I'm retiring yeah and I didn't know until that morning that that's how I was going to do it but I got some they sent us the pictures from the game and they had the picture of my son and my wife and I was like this is it it was perfect I appreciate it and the video was great uh that they showed of everyone from your career now not to be narcissistic but I was like half watching it being like are me and PFT gonna pop up in this video and I was wondering why no one asked yes it's pretty it's pretty crazy how that video came about and I'm I am massively thankful and will forever be grateful for this video my d-line coach Matt Burke when I was when I said I was retiring so we had two weeks to basically put it together and he just got on the phone and called the first person he knew and told like spread the word like wildfire and people started firing their videos back and I'm so grateful to him because I mean I was walking into that meeting we had Hard Knocks and Hard Knocks is literally around 24 7 and they were like hey Queen Mikey up for this meeting and I was like guys you've miked me up all week like we got cameras everywhere I've given two speeches to the team this week I don't want to I don't want to be miked up and they're like we think he's got some special plan Vance our D coordinator and I was like they don't have anything special dude like we got a game tomorrow like they don't have anything special and then we went to that meeting and Vance put on the film and I was like I was kind of pissed I was watching film it was my last game yeah just let me go to bed man like I want to go to bed and then Burke got up and said the video and he showed it dude and I mean I don't know like the emotions that flowed through me and I wasn't ready for it I wasn't ready to see my whole career in terms of what it meant to other people and in terms of thinking about myself in fifth grade and where I ended up and thinking about this is literally it I'm never ever in my life gonna play the game I love unless the Steelers it just it blew my mind and I the Water Works started and it couldn't stop like it was crazy see I'm pissed we should have been in that what would you have what would your reaction have been if like halfway through it's just Oh Hey Jake the whole room would have lost it the whole room would have died laughing yeah yeah yeah yeah oh man is there like one week or one game looking back over your career like when you were truly at the height of your powers when you were the peak JJ Watt I I've I've said my favorite three minutes of football that I've ever played was a game versus Tennessee Titans at home in Houston a year where I got a strip sack I picked up the ball ran it like 15 yards I came off the field for one play they threw a ball down to D hop to the one yard line they called me back in I I went in the backfield motioned out and Ryan Fitzpatrick threw me a touchdown the next play so like a three-play stretch where I did everything I could do on defense and then I went out and scored on offense to me that was the coolest moment of my career because I felt like I was playing backyard ball yeah at the highest level it sucked that we weren't allowed to use you as a tight end in fancy football back then yeah but if I scored did it count like on team defense or how does that work no if they if somebody drafted you as like an individual defensive player maybe that would count but you should have been able to start yeah JJ Watt as a tight end yeah yeah that's [ __ ] so who gets that that touchdown nobody yeah no one's never happened yeah it never happened so the best three minutes of your life yeah so what were the worst three minutes of football life oh and why was it when Brett bielman just didn't run John clay in the Rose Bowl amen man I mean amen that was the like you're Wisconsin football tank Carter the freaking uh the dumbest thing ever the the two-point conversion that he blocked I was sitting like 10 rows up from that I was like just run John clay how cool was that just until that moment until we lost yeah like the Rose Bowl is the coolest thing of all the best time yeah and then losing sucks um but yeah what was the worst three minutes for I mean the worst three minutes is you know take your pick of my injuries I think my broken leg was was certainly up there that hurt my question that hurt like a [ __ ] yeah what about you were on the field and Alex Smith broke his leg Yeah that sucked and I did not know that I was the hit in the reason until years later when they like the three the E60 and they showed the slow motion and everything it was you yeah well definitely not a better person than a football player yeah no no did that to him not at all no it's terrible I I felt bad I mean immediately after the game I texted him everything because the play was crazy because I just assumed he like it was a concussion or something because Kareem Jackson actually got the sack and I came in and was he was still up so I came in and I was coming over the top and then I ran off because we were excited and I saw him laying down I was like oh it's got to be concussion or something because he's really down and and we were all taking a knee and then we saw eventually what actually happened and then years later somebody told me the story that it's like the exact same yard line as Joe Theismann it was like the exact same and then it was also me and Lawrence Taylor the two three-time defensive player of the years like there were these crazy synergies that blew my like the Lincoln Kennedy crossover thing we're like Lincoln's secretary's name Kennedy Kennedy's named Lincoln but just know that it's not your fault it's not your fault it's that field yeah yeah it's a bad feel it's cursed it's not your fault are you uh are you looking for a new field are you guys is it happening what's going on over there to the side of old RFK Stadium that's what I'm looking at yeah I'm with Lamar right I mean I know you're no Lamar has been rumored many students rumors I mean yeah I've seen a lot of photos I've seen a lot of photos there's a lot of photoshops but they look great they look good we aren't you so we actually we have a graphics guide and his main job is like make YouTube thumbnails for us and we just started hitting them up with these absurd Photoshop requests and they take two hours oh my God Devante Adams in a bear's uniform he's like all right I'm not sleeping he's collecting about 30 hours over the last few weeks just making a little more checks but no I mean I'd like to get I'd like to get off that field everybody's been hurt on that yeah I mean and just like as a guy who's playing every uh everything my last two games were the last two stadiums I had to play in so I played in every single Stadium yeah yeah that place could use upgrade we're Grass Grass guys yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah are you where do you land on that um I am on the is if the weather is great and everything is all the exact same grass one thousand percent I am also a pass rusher who needs my footing so rain snow things like that I do like Turf but I'm I will not go against my fellow NFL brothers who are very much fighting the future grass you're thinking about uh maybe getting into ownership right soccer ownership I'm big into yes would you be interested maybe uh about twenty thousand dollars of a team called Swansea that someone might be trying to unload because they're just you have Swansea yeah it's just losing money every year so you want some of that I'll give it to you I've literally been looking at Swansea oh okay great so yeah great so you can take my shares what kind of discount are we looking at uh when did you get into Swansea because I noticed you were a swans fan when they were back when they were playing the championship yeah yeah yeah no they stink um and here's the one thing I'll say if you are thinking about Swansea just actually that'd be great because they like every probably six months or so I'll just start getting tweets that will be like [ __ ] you you American and pig and I'm like what's this and then I'll look yeah and it's like a message board and it would be like Liverpool has LeBron and we have this fat blogger and it's just like oh okay I guess this riled them up that's the that's the one drawback of minority ownership I mean because let's be honest I don't have enough money to buy a majority of any team so you're the face and and they want you to be a part of it partially because of that and you have a little bit of say here and there I have zero seconds but you have zero I've I've like I have 0.0001 share like I have zero sex but you get all the [ __ ] when they suck yeah and now you don't have mine oh okay I'll give it to you for free 20 I mean yeah nothing yeah but yeah thank you do my taxes in November are you interested in a professional lacrosse league team oh it's actually perfect the dogs have been playing better yeah dogs have been playing water the JJ water dogs yeah it's good the current ownership is really trash that place though results how many championships have you won zero yeah maybe some of your owners should have like belittled you a little more like they should have maybe maybe I don't respond to positive yeah I don't yeah I should have just had people [ __ ] on me more yeah a couple coaches tried yeah are you uh are you going to go into the Hall of Fame as a Texan I this is an honest question I I don't know how any of that works like I see the bus the bus doesn't have a hat you're not wearing a hat no yeah I think baseball they make you choose your hat yeah but I just want to trap you into saying like I don't know if you had something bitter to say about the Texans one of my favorite teammates of all time um it was one of the best decisions they could have ever made because immediately I mean we've obviously gone through some struggles there in the last few years but immediately every single old player is on board all the fans are on board like you want to fill that Stadium up again next year D'Amico as your coach is immediately doing that yeah he's gonna be awesome so you you pretended that you weren't going to make the Hall of Fame that was funny um let's do a little role play we'll do David Baker so he knocks on your door he's like hey JJ you've made the Hall of Fame are you gonna tell us what your reaction like let's pretend that this is happening right now this is another question that I'm fascinated how the hell does that work like where is the hotel where where are these hotels David said the Super Bowl week oh he's no longer yeah let's just say for the argument that he is this is David Baker okay David Baker giant guy dude he uh he puts everybody up in hotel rooms somehow they're all in the same Hotel it's Super Bowl week but is he putting up guys that aren't making it it's super boy yeah everybody that's what I'm saying like if David Baker is putting up in a hotel yeah I'm not crying because he I know I'm in you're going in right away it's all the finalists so then they go in the back room and then they have like I know Peter King orders three dozen pizzas he doesn't pay for any of them stands on tables like here's why I think this guy should make it in yeah and then after this afternoon pizza parties are underrated yeah they are man we had a good pizza party uh it's been a little while see again these are the things that we do for owners yeah um but yeah they knock on your door after they take the final vote and then they tell you you made the Hall of Fame congrats so there's probably like five or six people that don't get that knock that is crazy yeah yeah so what are you doing are you gonna cry are you gonna I don't know I didn't I didn't think I didn't think I was gonna cry in my last game so I don't know maybe I will did you cry during the game so it was I mean we got crushed we lost 37 to 14. so first you're crying on the field while you're while you're rushing the passer so the the we lost 37-14 or whatever but I got two sacks which I was jacked about obviously my last game and with two minutes left in the game the 49ers put up a graphic that said like congrats on a Hall of Fame career or whatever and the fans literally started chanting my name and they took me out like they called the time on and took me out damn so like I was literally like this is [ __ ] crazy yeah fans in an opposing Stadium are chanting my name the opposing team put my face up there and this is it this is my last time I'm gonna walked off field so I was yeah I was crying and my son was in the stands my wife was in the stands yeah it was it was a cool moment so when you get off the field and you take off like all your pads and stuff how quickly did Darren Revell ask to to take like you know your jersey and all that come on like you knew he was behind you I didn't I said yes you did so this is this is part of the interesting part of that so I know he got roasted for that yeah right so it's literally cut in line of special needs so those kids you did we saw the video you were making a Bee Line oh my God it's like you're their Heroes like excuse me Mr watt this is so so so good because this is the like most this is the most funny epitome of like what you only get what you see and you immediately make your opinions on it so those kids um they have been there literally it was crazy they were there for at least an hour that makes it worse so I no no so so I had seen them four times I have seen them four times and I talked to them every time and they were it was awesome they were they were giving me [ __ ] because I'm a cardinal and they're 49ers I was trying to get him to come to our side um but so then that that was like the fourth time I literally had no because Darren Darren and I are buddies like I know you guys hate them and it's we're we're buddies and so I'm sorry yeah maybe you're right you are so so he had flown in I didn't know he was coming so he was like surprising me in my last game that's the worst surprise so so I did not know he was there I wasn't looking for him and then the whole thing that went down but I I will say this about him he handed me after the game he handed me a binder and in that binder the face of the binder said um Daddy's cards and it said for KOA and inside was every single trading card from the time I started Wisconsin until my last game in the NFL and it was for my son he was stalking you it was a pretty cool he basically was like here's my stocking material like all the eyes cut out of all the trading cards I mean he made a Twitter account for my son when he was born he's weird no he didn't yeah he did did he really yeah he's like you got a squat on digital rights or something like that okay element it's very thoughtful that is nice yeah we'll give them that that's a very nice guy he probably is going to be hitting you up to like he actually he probably handed it to you because he's expecting you to sign every card probably yeah yeah with authenticated yeah grab some grass and put it in like yeah my son's signature so wait how how is Dad life how old is your son now he's uh three months okay there's the best yeah it's the greatest I don't uh you know just like everybody before you have a son or before you have a daughter everybody tells you how great it is and you're like sure whatever um but it is truly the greatest thing of all time and I can't explain it to people because you don't understand until you do it do you think he had anything to do because like I I agree with everything you said you know I cried both times my my children were born do you think they'll like because your heart does grow bigger do you think your son maybe had something to do with your heart going after them possibly possibly yeah yeah just too much love like I just can't but he did the cool thing someday I'll tell him is since he was born I had in my last 10 games since he was born I had 10 sacks in 10 games like I literally turned into like a [ __ ] good football player yeah that's that's what we bet on golfers after they have kids for that exact reason NFL player I bet on you when to get a sack I think your first game did you have a kid yeah because it's like something about they're going out there they're playing for a sense like a purpose bigger than themselves yes their teammates are usually pretty happy for him because he just had a baby yeah his easiest bed of all time oh no question I mean if you're a receiver or something the quarterback is definitely throwing you the ball in the Red Zone yeah yes um are you gonna let your son play football if he wants to absolutely um I mean his wife his wife's an incredible soccer my wife's an incredible soccer player so he could follow his mom's footsteps and do that but yeah if he wants to play football he can play he's huge right now I mean really yeah a kid is gigantic how soon because you always hear rumors of like a giant baby born in Louisiana and like Louisiana state immediately offers them scholarship how quickly can somebody offer your son a scholarship to play football because honestly right now I'm speaking on behalf of James Madison University yeah I would like to officially offer your son a giant nil deal to go to James Madison so he's got his first offer thank you coach gonna be like 15 years old I'm gonna be sliding into his DMS being like you want to make some sick t-shirts come to Wisconsin yeah yeah no he's got some of those he's got some of those and uh we're we're gonna look at all options we're gonna take all five visits you know he's gonna be a bad Badger has to by the way do you have that stuff I mean my wife went to North Carolina and won national championships and there it's been a blast to learn about their program they're she shits on me with their stats like her their women's soccer national championship streak is one of the most incredible things you go back to like 1982 maybe even a little bit before that and then trace it all the way through like 2006 or whatever it was they won something like 25 out of 27 national championships it is unbelievable it's the best sports dynasty of all time I lose every argument ever now we have Luke fickle I know so we have future national championships lineup the Futures what'd you do with the stuff Badger because when you open that gift and you tweeted about it I looked at it and everyone's like what the hell I was like I want that dude how cool is it right and nobody appreciates it but like badgers yeah so I I sent my wife a picture from the facility when I opened it and she the she sent one message back do not bring that home so but I was like I'm definitely bringing home so right now it's sitting in my garage waiting for a home okay no it's awesome yeah I know I had been looking I don't know why I was Googling this like a week earlier I had literally Googled what is a badger like as a pet and not good not good not good probably the one very not good I would say like a skunk number one yes very bad very bad pet yeah did you name it [Music] um so now for the hard questions okay how pumped are you to try smoking weed for the first time pretty excited pretty excited looking forward to it I've got a lot of teammates who are looking forward to that day as well yeah throughout my uh throughout my whole career throughout my whole career If You Never Smoke Weed no shut up no leave it yeah so throughout my whole career I always told guys like yeah after my career someday I'll do it someday I'll do it and every guy is like whenever that day is I will fly there I will be there we're doing it together so I got I gotta like throw like a massive party or something he's gonna be great too because you're gonna be the guy who smokes weed for the first time being like I think I have a heart attack and we won't know it yeah yeah like oh [ __ ] no some people will be no that's not are you guys high right now yes all right um yeah we should you should live stream that I know you probably oh yeah that's probably not going to be good for any future business whatsoever I mean when you decide to run for president eventually they're just gonna have that on you this legal is legal here yeah are you running for president uh I am not okay um you're being exploratory committee I don't know Larry Fitzgerald hasn't been like here's how you run for office because I'm sure that dude's gonna be a senator has to be has to be he absolutely runs this place deservedly so yeah but no it's no for politics for you right now uh correct well he's only 33. it's a no win I mean it's a no win unless you win yeah yeah but then you still lose it's not fun who the hell wants that job yeah so that's that's why I think you should have it because I think anybody that wants to be president or wants to be a politician that should automatically disqualify that's that's a good yeah all right so since we're doing hard questions let's pretend that you we do get invited to go we're not going to speak again but we're going to just be part of the what like Entourage who's the iciest to us in your family is there any still residual anger about the oh hey JJ period of pardon my take the legitimate probably would probably be my grandma yeah yeah it's probably my grandma just because she is the one who was like what are these people doing why are these why are all these people saying these things to you um because everybody else has kind of moved past I mean it is wild like and I've told you guys multiple times like it it called me out on some [ __ ] that I probably need to be called out on and it kind of changed my the way that I attacked some things and maybe I let it get to me too much at times I'm sure but it uh I mean I like it it's a success story because I do think and we were probably very mean um Hanks thinks we should have never let up uh oh that's his biggest fatigue he thinks he also claims like three Super Bowl trophies that he had personally personally yeah yeah he but he doesn't understand like I remember you did you did kind of change like you weren't yeah there was a moment where it was maybe like oh there's a little it was the it was the Hard Knocks The yeah oh yeah the good ass dude speech all that yeah right and then from that moment on like you changed and it's like I whenever someone says like what's like dude he's a really nice guy he's well intentioned it's not like a bad thing he just you know yeah I was trying too hard yeah I was just trying too hard and I I thought that's what that's what I was supposed to do on the rise like when you as you get more notoriety as I'd never done it before I didn't know I was just trying to be the person like the [ __ ] Captain America that I thought you were supposed to be right when I didn't real like I wasn't secure enough in myself to be like if you're just you that's fine and that's the beauty because I think as sports fans like all we want is the authentic right from from people and when when it's authentically JJ's like yeah he's just a really [ __ ] good guy and like that's it authentically it's like you root for guys like that you know what I mean like you want guys like that to succeed thank you and go to the Hall of Fame I don't think like your heart was is always in the right place ironically but but like you were it's not anything bad to be like I want to be a good role model for kids yeah like you were trying to do the right thing it was just like something that there's no way that you can be prepared to deal with all that Fame like I always think anybody that gets that level of Fame when they're you know 21 22 23 years old it's going to [ __ ] with them a little bit Yeah like having millions of people have an opinion on you no matter what you do right so yeah you were trying to do the best you could we were trying to do this we were dicks but then but it all worked itself out we grew up too yeah our little Grinch's Hearts they grew things which is okay yeah he still hates you yeah he hates your guts that's crazy it's great he when we when we used to have to have that yeah I texted I was like yeah JJ's gonna come by it'd be a great interview first interview he's doing after he retires and Hank was like Hank was like yeah can we can we like maybe run that sometime this summer so we'll hang on to it we can all we can all grow Hank we can all grow you need haters because once you start to get everybody on your side that's when then this isn't cool like yeah we don't like it I just like how you guys are turning you you guys coming at JJ and that was all me well we changed yeah we all changed JJ PFT and I all changed together it's called growth and we got we became better people we came we like we met JJ in the middle he was Captain America we were like the biggest troll [ __ ] in the world and then we found a common ground of like hey maybe we're all decent guys except you Hank yeah I mean listen Maybe I maybe I troll a little bit too hard but JJ said something he walked in I've been thinking about it he's like I hope you win with 99 and I think I'm just gonna ride with 99. for the lottery he's not gonna win though that's the thing yeah he's gonna win we're gonna win no he's not he's gonna win no he's not he's gonna win yes I will wow so if you win with 99 then you have to give all the credit to JJ yeah we think that the uh the reason why it still hates you when you can't let go of it is because it's because of that that playoff game yeah yeah where Aryan Foster designed those letterman jackets and you guys all warm up there and then you got the [ __ ] kicked out of you by the Patriots why would you be mad about that I got the [ __ ] kicked out of us dude yeah I know I'm not they they no we people still bring me up like haha your stupid letterman jacket and I'm like yeah we [ __ ] got crushed like like the joke was on us like we took the L what do you want whose idea was it actually um it was a couple defensive guys um it was it was uh Connor Byron and Sean Cody two two guys really really good locker room guys really with their hearts in the right place trying to do something team trying to do something together and just very very big backfire no no just get crushed not good not good it is kind of cool though that Bill O'Brien is going to be up in New England because I always thought he gets a he gets an unfair shake for how things turned out in Houston I think Bill O'Brien the general manager we need to separate that from Bill O'Brien the head coach and as an exes and those guy I think he's got like a pretty good proven track record that's very true you got the Texans I think it was like 54 and 48 record over the course which is whatever 10 years or however long that was got to the playoffs a bunch like that's pretty good yeah for the Houston Texan franchise and I feel like he's actually going to be a pretty good addition to New England so Hank will have to start thawing out that icy heart when it comes to the former Texans no that's fair that's fair so I got a question I asked Eli Manning when he was on okay I hope that you answer this the way I want you to my idea has always been that every college should get uh one alumni can play on the team after they retire whatever so Tebow could still be playing yeah yeah if that were the case would you play one year for the Badgers and just dominate yes I mean how how much would you dominate that's a great question it'd be fascinating man I think it'd be I'd be pretty good yeah I think I'd be pretty good yeah how fun would that be it's partially just the knowledge because like in college the kids still have classes they still have all this stuff going on and they're still young and so the schemes can't be as complicated they can't be as like crazy as in the NFL where it's literally they're studying it all day every day um so there's stuff where like you would just know before the play what's happening and you just go wreck shot yeah is there a player that you've gone up against where like the first couple reps of the game he just eats your lunch just like puts you into the turf he feels way stronger way better than you and that you change something up over the course of that game and you're like I think I can get past this guy if I do X Y and Z because it seems to me where if I was a defensive player and I got just destroyed the first play of the game by the guy I'm going to be facing up against all game that would be like I can't beat this guy yeah immediately but you have to you have to move on from that somehow so is there a guy that yes let's start out against you like that yeah um so I think that one of the guys that does that very well is trim Williams Trent does he has some tricks and and things to his game that are just very very smart very vet Savvy like things that he can do one of his biggest things that he does is like when you fire off the balls deep and slimy fire off with your hands and he'll just knock your hands down and you'll fall flat on your face and it's not like the most impressive physical feat ever it's just he just knocked you down but man you feel like a [ __ ] yeah so then you get up after that and you're like I just looked like an idiot did the announcers on TV just say like look at this guy face first in the dirt like Trent Williams is a beast and like so you're kind of thinking about that but then you have to like throughout the course of the game combat that and you have to know what he's doing and you have to like flash your hands and get him to try it and then you power into him or you have to you have to uh I did it to him one time like you just kind of like play this game back and forth and that's when you're at the elite of the elite and you're playing against the top of the top those are the level of Mind Games that you're playing like all right he knows that last pass rush I went with the bull rush so he might try and knock this bull rush down if I do it again so if I flash my hand he's gonna try and knock it down which means then I have it's like chess where you're like okay they move Rook to this and I'm it's it's fun and that's when it's really fun so what defensive lineman that you either played at the same time or watched growing up that you like maybe a move that they had that you always tried to do that you couldn't do like Von Miller's ghost move or something like that Reggie White's home Reggie White's hump move is one of the coolest most dominant moves of all time I can't do it like you have to have this unbelievable ability to take all of your weight as fast as you can up the field slam on the brakes on one foot while also simultaneously throwing a 310 pound offensive lineman and then coming back under like the way Reggie did it in the the just efficiency he did it with was one of the coolest things of all time just toss dudes yeah and he just got them to use their own momentum against themselves but he could do it because of the athlete he was with how hard he could stop on one foot where a lot of people just can't put all that weight into one foot and it's crazy that that's the part of the game that's always fascinating because like back to Trent William it's like when when we ask people like we had we were watching games with Kyle long a couple weeks ago we're like what what is it that Trent Williams she's like it's all his feet like that's and you don't think about that because you think of strength and you think of speed he's like his feet his balance is always at the right spot and it's it those little pieces like you saying Reggie White it's the ability to stop yes that really makes that move trans athleticism is insane like you watch him move in space you watch him on a pole when he comes around the edge like it's incredible you watch Lane Johnson very similar like guys so athletic so fast I mean he's been known to get out of his stance extremely fast um not cheating though no no if they don't call us that's the way it works but he's so fast and then he beats you to that spot so quickly so you immediately have to change your entire password plan because he's already where you want to be so now you got to be like all right if I go underneath but he's so fast he changes Direction so it's those games that are a blast to play that's awesome is there a move that should be named after you who uh I would I bet if you asked guys the the move that should be named after me isn't even a sack it's more for tackles for loss like it's this little backdoor swim that I do um I jab down really hard in the Run game when I know that they're going this way because they're gonna over commit to me and then I swim backside and I can plant my foot in the ground and fly down the line and make the tfl it's a it's something that is frowned upon because it's very difficult but when you when you're able to do it it's so successful so Wade Phillips my first year in the league he yelled at me the first three times I ever did I made tfls in practice all three times and healed him he said don't ever do that again I got another tfl don't ever do that again third time he stopped the whole thing and he looked at the whole defense and he said nobody's allowed to do this but JJ can it was the coolest thing ever that's great yeah I was gonna say your other move would be uh like a wrestler with a razor blade just cutting your nose before the game so everyone yeah I should have kept that going I really should have kept that going you were you were the most bloody player in the NFL by a significant margin for a couple years there yeah I had a helmet that just battered the [ __ ] out of my nose it looked badass yeah it was cool it hurt like a [ __ ] but it did look cool thank you so so the JJ it sounds like the play is just you you run you figured out a way to run around a offensive tackle in like three steps yes exactly that's pretty cool and the best plays in football are when you can get a guy to do something that you want to do and use his own momentum against them so for me that first jab was getting him to think I'm going down so he's like [ __ ] I gotta catch up so he flies down and now he's out of my way now all I gotta do is take that step back and go same with uh anything else same with Reggie White's hunt move he's trying to get all the offensive lineman's momentum to go this way thinking he's running a speed rush and then all Reggie does is give him this little arm and he can throw him 10 yards I mean they're playing the Super Bowl against the Patriots where he threw the guy 10 yards all he did was use his own momentum against him yeah that's football you're a receiver is trying to get a DB to think he's running deep throw him by and then stop for a comeback so you're definitely an all-time great student of the game is your brother better than you oh football football at playing football um I believe Derek's a great football he is full-backs matter they do he scored a touchdown that last game I mean I keep like why don't you use a fullback more yeah that's the other reason why I hate you I sent you that clip I mean that was just you said that was I mean oh yeah we had a great great laugh about it wait that's phenomenal Derek why yeah dude what a moment what a crazy ass moment yeah um so TJ so TJ If he if he stays healthy and and I I hope he stays healthy I hope he does he'll break every record I got and he'll absolutely be a better player than me there's no doubt um for a single season for a single like being able to do everything I I won't give up that title okay no you could always just throw a nut at him too and throw what a nut an actual oh yeah it was bad big cat was like wow I mean because it didn't really yeah I mean it just it was like you're what you when you said to my wife at the time yeah yeah he's like we heard that you're allergic to tree nuts so I got you this bag and big cat thought they was being quiet because because the bag was filled with almonds but big cat thought that a tree nut was a separate name from a tree yeah but and then he was like so I've got this bag here I'm just gonna throw this bag of almonds at him I was like wait I'm pretty sure that an almond is a tree nut if you asked him beforehand I've been like where do almonds come from it's like I don't know you just like pick him up off the ground no idea no idea yeah and he was like yeah that would kill me I think your grandmother probably would have killed us yeah yeah it killed him and then almost bullied you off the yeah no you can't you can't be blamed because TJ doesn't even know half of the tree nuts okay good so we were in Italy I took uh like after I got my sign my big contract one of my first offseason after that I said I'm gonna take my brothers on a trip so I took him on a trip all around Europe we were in Italy by the pantheon and TJ ordered pesto I didn't know he didn't know nobody knows pesto has nuts in it yes so TJ literally stops breathing he literally cannot breathe and we'd leave I throw cash on the table we we Sprint out there's a line of taxis waiting I'm banging on taxes and like take us to the hospital take us to the hospital they don't speak English finally we get a taxi take us to the hospital it's an Italian Hospital nobody speaks English they take him in a bathroom and won't let me come so me and Derek are sitting in the waiting room of a hospital in Italy for an hour straight not having any clue if TJ's alive he wasn't breathing when he went in yeah and it was [ __ ] crazy dude it was the scariest [ __ ] of all time and that all they did was ask him if he had an EpiPen and then they gave him his EpiPen and I was like you idiot yeah but none of us knew he'd never had a reaction board that was the first ever reaction since knowing he had damn dude it was crazy I'd imagine was it weird the the three watt Brothers walking around Europe where was everyone looking at you like who are these people it was uh it was interesting uh France was wild because the food portions are very small in Paris very small so we had to order like nine of everything but we I mean again very Meathead fashion but we would do some of the coolest workouts I mean all three of us we there was this hotel that overlooked Big Ben in England and we we did workouts in Big Ben we ran down the chandelize in Paris and we were running there we did a workout where we ran around uh the Coliseum and so like no offense it sounds like a shitty Vegas what the [ __ ] it was I mean but then we also went to every pub in Ireland and just got yeah absolutely hammered off yeah so we went to the Guinness Factory like we we did both we we played hard and we partied hard so wait are you gonna are you gonna go to Steelers games this year are you gonna like start being a fan again absolutely I'm a huge Steelers fan are you going to go back to being a Packers fan oh no okay good no yeah because Aaron Rodgers we can't you can't yeah no just for you I'm doing it for you yeah and we got to focus all our energy on the Badgers yes we are pouring a lot of energy Luke fickle's building a monster looking forward to that um but no Steelers absolutely I'm on the Steelers D'Amico now with the Texans absolutely all in obviously I have a ton of guys here that I love so the Cardinals I'm watching for sure um okay Texans all right I I can I can support that it is funny like when we're talking about our relationship and how you know this all evolved one of the funniest things is being able to like text you whenever the Badgers are in just some [ __ ] bowl game and like there's not many people watching and just like we're watching yeah we're watching them play in the mail yeah I mean they were they were in the bowl game here yeah I was here and I didn't go yeah did they try to get you out there like hey yeah no I came out I stopped out at a practice earlier in the week but I was like yeah I'm not it's at a baseball field yeah it was against Oklahoma State there was like no one playing Rose Bowls a lot cooler yeah busy that weekend sorry but we got to get you back in yeah we'll get you to you know some games oh yeah some I'm excited get everyone pumped about the the whole program Luke fickle building a monster I just keep saying that until it's going to be true I mean he will we have more quarterbacks in the room now than we've had our entire history ever I don't understand I have no clue what's going on Scott tolzine not walking through that door we need a new guy I just talked to Scotty for a long time that we couldn't name Paul have you uh have you heard from Cliff since he's been over Thailand so I talked to Cliff right after the season I was I was saying thank you and all that and I appreciate you know he's I love we'll be friends for life um and he said I said something like at the end like I was like we gotta get drinks together and he was like as soon as I'm done with this little World Tour I'll get drinks and I was like oh yeah like Cliff what he's done since since he got fired has been maybe the most relatable thing of all time yeah he got paid how many like 40 50 million dollars guaranteed and he's just like see ya I'm gonna go over to Tyler I'm gonna hit beaches yes that's exactly what everybody else would do yes love it I mean why wouldn't you that's the perfect thing like everybody I'm gonna look for the next thing ah just go do that yeah it's awesome football's gonna be here so is it going to be tough to like are you gonna try to I mean you can't just show up to the facility next year but like how are you gonna are you gonna try to keep in touch you're gonna like play Call of Duty with Kyler Murray or whatever I haven't played video games so like my whole career I'm the only time I ever played video games was when I would be injured and I needed something to take my mind off of what was going on so that I literally don't ever play video games except for when I'm hurt so thankfully hopefully okay so maybe once you start smoking weed that's going to change yeah it's Gonna Change yeah yeah yeah will it be weird though like not being I I would assume you'll stay in touch with everyone but yeah no that's next summer when you're not going to a facility yeah you gotta start thinking about this I've never I I don't know what people do in the month of August the month of August has literally been training camp for me every single year my whole life we gotta get you you got to come watch a full Sunday slate with us dude it looks like a blast as long as I can sit next to Frank I just want to sit back yeah that's what everyone says and then they're like yeah after one game Frank's uh Frank's New Jersey Devil's food reviews are they keep me going yeah I just and he just dumps salt on everything we need to make a JJ Watt Style video oh just because it's so funny whenever we talk to athletes or anyone they're just like yeah I love watching Frank like he has the most fans oh yeah of like celebrities and athletes of of anyone at Parts oh and somehow like it comes up on my Tick Tock and like it has like 700 likes there's not a lot of like not a lot of action going on on his Tick Tock maybe it's on his Twitter but it pops up behind it I watched the whole video every time dude he's a natural some shitty ass brisket sandwich that he had that there's like string it and he's just eating it like it's regular it's a bit knock this is not good because I will not eat this again it's the best man try to make ribs at one time no oh it's the best he's in like he's into a courtyard outside his apartment complex and the the smoker it's not even smoker it's a grill that the temperature is at like 600 Degrees or something and he puts the ribs down he's like okay now to leave it closed for about 30 minutes and then he comes back and it's just this chart no yeah I think he said the sun was too hot oh my gosh it's an all-time prank video I'm so glad that you're a Frank fan yeah massive friends I'm not joking like I when I talk to like people that you would never expect guys who were in the NFL in the NBA everywhere they're just like yeah I love watching Frank oh it's because it's so like sincere and real and just like you just love him and you're like it's awesome the best part is if we when we tell Frank here we go yeah can I touch your phone here all right another 30 minutes all right this has been cooking now about 45 minutes [Laughter] he's just staring at it TMT is right when we tell him like we'll show him this clip and he'll be like okay yeah we'll be like JJ Watts the big fenders yeah all right okay cool yeah sounds good he'll be like yeah he you know he he kind of tailed off the end of his career yeah oh yeah I love it that's awesome like injured too much no it looks like a blast in that room it has to smell like [ __ ] oh yes what was your career like against the Dolphins um we that's a good question I know I've had I think I had sacks in every question I think what should you think I'll give you that yeah because I don't think about that a lot but I I know I've had multiple sacks I had two sacks in the game that they had 270 yards rushing against us and beat us 44-13 that was after Ryan Mallett missed the team plane so that's all I remember about that game he'll probably just be like yeah he couldn't stop the run against us he'll just bring that one thousand percent Lamar Miller had like a 98 yard touchdown run um and I bet Frank remembers it so the day Ryan Mallett missed the plane we ride them out to us is an all-time what could have been guy because his arm how sweet was Ryan mallett's arm unbelievable he threw me a touchdown I caught a touchdown from my mouth it was an insane pass it was one of the best it was dropped in the bucket perfectly he just was too tired he was a sleepy guy yeah yeah his arm was insane I mean I could Wing the [ __ ] out of the ball yeah I remember when he was at Michigan because they were playing I think I went to the big house and I was like what the [ __ ] somebody's got a kid and he's huge I mean he's tall yeah he's very skinny but very tall um all right so this has been awesome we appreciate that I have uh one last question row back question promo code take I think you wear rowback rh-o-b-a-c-k.com if you don't we have some polos for you great Golf Stuff awesome you've been golfing a lot yeah uh roback.com we're in the joggers right now promo code take for 20 off this is a tough question and I don't even want to ask it but I'm going to ask it because we've had a history where we've mended our ways um well I know where this is going I think Taylor and will how can we mend this they were here earlier I told me scram yeah and they'd listen because they're scared I think they might have worked out at exos this morning uh my wife was up there working out oh um I don't know I mean I I've never met will as to my knowledge I don't know anything about will I mean I have no problems with will obviously I mean Taylor and I have had our beefs on the field and uh I mean he literally spit on my brother so yeah oh okay that's the part that he doesn't tell he left that part out oh he said it in his tweet he said like he said TJ like I've spit on you before I've oh I've said something okay well I'm on your side yeah when you spit on a family member it gets a little different yeah so we never did that just in the record show wait I tried to kill him with nuts but yeah so he spit on your brother and then he stalked your wife at the gym yeah yeah I'm on your side yeah yeah okay all right no they are good guys I I assume at some point yeah it will settle down and you can you can go go hang out with him will is a very very good guy yeah I'm sad that he's not getting your tent I think you should get your 10. yeah you got screwed I mean it's because of gambling like I mean like who are we kidding here right who are we kidding here right it that that you guys are good at it too every stadium has a sports book in it yeah that's true you can take money we can't yes yeah but yeah no Taylor's a good guy too but yeah he shouldn't say yeah yeah I'm sure I bonded with him over drinking and puking in a trash can together so nice what were you drinking uh it was it was actually jungle juice so it was yeah it was really bad yeah it was disgusting so but um yeah this has been awesome man we appreciate it we do you should so we're building a whole new office in Chicago and we have like a big basketball court that we're gonna have in the middle of it yeah um actually you guys are both moving to Chicago yeah we're all removing the whole operation it's kind of like your your buddy's Dude Perfect yeah um but we'll have to have you come out because I saw I saw a tweet that you were 50 from the line in high school basketball I mean at best I could follow I could dunk and I could rebound I mean I was not doing [ __ ] out that's awesome I don't know if you like there was a clip going around a couple weeks ago of me playing and it was the first time I had seen it and I was like Jesus dude that is the ultimate like Scrappy grinder sucks ass at basketball I think the caption was like JJ Watt playing basketball is exactly yes yes yeah and it was to a t person no jump shots whatsoever when you're asking the people boxing them out so we'll get you to come up and we'll have you shoot 100 free throws oh that would be fun yeah absolutely how many what's the over under it's got to be 50. yeah it's got to be 50. I'm gonna take the under that's just pure fatigue I think I would take the other I mean I'm just gonna start that's a [ __ ] you're not gonna be working out what if you get real fat that would be hilarious it'd be awesome that would suck then you'd have to move back to Wisconsin you guys look good by the way oh thank you can you see I I was the Super wives I heard yeah there they are yeah yeah they are real nice really nice Photoshop that yeah really nice yeah wait till you what will happen and I will say this that when once your son eats real food yeah I eat um I uh my kids I just eat everything they eat I eat it before they can even eat it I mean when you smoke weed and then you have yeah kids food my kids will just be sitting down for dinner and they'll be like a pizza I'm like you're gonna eat that and I'll eat it before they can even have a bite how many of the donuts do you eat every week I usually have like two I was gonna say one and a half but that was a lie that is impressive yeah have you ever seen that like meme though where it says like this many donuts are in a Coke yeah then you make you feel way better by an adult yeah exactly and it's also I me and my son go and get the donuts and he loves it he points he's being a good dad yeah and there's there's like a whole tray of them and he goes every single time he goes and just sticks his finger into like a random donut and like don't like pretend we didn't do that scar scare him away if you have a son you just put anything on your son like I'm so like you have a group chat with all my buddies and everything and they're like you didn't text back in eight hours I'm like well I'm sorry I have a family yeah right right exactly so it's a perfect perfect Fall Fall Guy you basically Sun def Fall Guy yes it was him um but yeah that would be funny if you got fat it would be funny I agree that would suck do it for like I don't want to do it for like a year you've never been I tried for 10 days I tried for 10. 10 days but think about it like your entire life you've all you've been in great shape thank you so much we appreciate it um and uh yeah anytime you want to come on current guest and we'll be at your Hall of Fame not Hank though congrats yeah maybe if he gets 99 yeah that's true he won't he'll never get it he'll never get it that interview with JJ Watt was brought to you by our great friends over at C4 energy I'm drinking C4 energy right now I have a C4 energy for breakfast almost every single morning perfect way to wake up go to the gym or if you need in the afternoon sometimes hit the gym in the afternoon leaving work no problem pump a C4 and your afternoon workout is going to be 10 times better more efficient more energetic C4 energy is the secret fuel behind part of my take we're all drinking it C4 energy has zero sugar zero calories zero carbs it's got clinically studied carnosine beta alanine and 200 milligrams of caffeine for elevated performance see C4 energy is energy that you can 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to interview okay okay okay yeah we'll get this one we'll talk about that we'll talk about that yep okay uh hi PMT crew I'm going to my first Super Bowl party at my boyfriend's family's house they are huge Eagles fans the only problem is that I don't know much about the Eagles and I haven't watched any of their games this year when I would go to my boyfriend's apartment on Sundays he would make fun of me because I would be napping by halftime what's something I should say about the Eagles that sound like I actually watched the games in this type of scenario I feel like you can't you can't pretend they'll sniff you out immediately it's like in an avatar when they showed up at the other avatars places and they're like this this human is not from amongst us they'll know they'll know immediately so you just have to show up and uh and be prepared to see some things that you will probably never be able to get out of your mind for the rest of your life but just know that this is this this game's like international waters you can't hold anything that his family does during the Super Bowl against him for the rest of your dating life yes I also think this is um so Super Bowl everyone loves it everyone gets involved squares some people call it boxes you can do that with if you have at least 10 people and I think they probably have a party of 10 people it's very easy you're probably saying don't you need 100 100 squares 100 boxes no you get uh zero through nine put it in the Hat everyone pitches in you can go halftime and full game and you just so say you get say you get the number five it's you adding both scores but but don't do too don't care too much about the squares yes no I know but I'm saying like this is a fun way if you maybe host the squares because you because if they're not thinking about it you could be like hey everyone want to throw in 20 bucks we'll have some fun so it's very easy so if you have the number five and at half time it is 18 to 17 the number five wins because it's eight plus seven but if the chief score and don't yeah do you get a square no you you can't so that's actually a good point because this is actually a rule for squares and boxes in general don't be the person rooting for that yes on every score you have to wait like it's more of a at the end of the quarter be like oh shoot I got the number yeah don't when when it's three nothing two minutes into the game don't be like oh I hope the score stays three nothing that's my number because everybody else in the room is also betting on this too so everyone could be having that conversation but you're the only one choosing so you guys are forgetting that this is a huge house of egos I know this I know this atmosphere and you the squares can have to be like so minimal because no no yeah I was saying if she doesn't like follows she can just host it for 20. yeah yeah yeah yeah and just be like hey everyone want to do this yeah that's right yeah that's good right because then you've participated in the party right I don't know and maybe don't even like if you win just be like don't even say anything no I think your role is basically to be like an emotional support girlfriend to your boyfriend at this game because your boyfriend is going to be dealing with anxiety he's going to be dealing with like sheer explosive bouts of Happiness possibly dark depression all in the same like 15 minute period so your job is basically to like see your boyfriend how they're reacting and to make sure that he doesn't do anything totally stupid just mimic what your what your boyfriend yeah maybe rub his back but mimic it to fifty percent yes because you don't like if he's going crazy you don't go crazy you go fifty percent of that yeah you just show if it's something bad has happened you show your displeasure without like really getting in your face but it's like let me let them have the moment but like it's be supportive of their moment also just as a rule don't like everything you see us do on a live stream do the opposite because I'm thinking about like if I were invited to a big eagles if I had no no money on the game and I was invited to a big eagles party and like the Eagles lost I would definitely be like well can't they win the game next week just to [ __ ] with everyone don't do that don't do not do that dude don't be like well the Super Bowl they have these every Sunday right don't do that well specifically you because you're you're the worst yeah I mean that's yeah well because I mean it's just that that those moments when you have like extreme tension in a room being the guy to puncture the balloon is is a thrill but don't do that I think you should show up and you should have a bunch of songs written anytime the Eagles screw something up and you should sing those very loudly and you should talk about what a bad Gambler you are and how even when the uh maybe the chief score touch them like I'm never going to win my bet yeah and make it all about you in that situation I think that would that would be a big hit don't do that don't do that okay hello Big Daddy cat PF Mr T corporate Henry Billy mcfootball and always professional Jake I just recently started dating this guy and I invited him to come watch the Super Bowl with my family he said yes of course but should I cut him some slack if you want if he wants and goes to a Super Bowl party with his friends hmm I actually think Super Bowl well so small parties are kind of not overrated but like I don't think it's a one of those ones that you have to like if you got invited if you like this girl uh I would go to that because this year at the end of the day you're just watching the game you know what I mean the party aspect is really who just has the best food is kind of what you decide and if your team's not in it like it's not like you need to be like sweating this game with your friends it's it's more of a social Gathering right right I'm going to choose to answer this question as Billy because she did address Billy so here's what Billy's advice uh like Brookie you should just bros before hoes yeah like it's kind of messed up girls think that they can invite you to their family and make you watch the Super Bowl with them but it's meant to be an XY chromosome game and so just hang out with boys just like get the boys together like why are women always trying to make me not be a boy that was Billy football that was Billy football good job great job hi hard body PMT gang congrats on the Super Bowl ABS my husband and I have been married for four years and I'm wondering if it's normal for boys to take baths my husband has never done this before but it started to over the last couple months when I asked why he says it is for Recovery these bats are not ice baths and he works a desk job yeah he also won't tell me what he does while while he's in there he jacks off he takes his phone and locks the door he's jerking off phone and iPad and then he's jerking off he's jacking off in 3D he's got two screens and locks the door for around 45 minutes a couple times a week yeah he's [ __ ] bathing jerking off then maybe finishing with a shower maybe all four at the same time that's the Grand Slam uh that actually I'm gonna defend him that is recovery to lock the bathroom door and just be like don't come [ __ ] bother me I mean you should be able to do this too like you should take your own baths just go in there lock the door that's all bring the electric toothbrush no bats are fantastic a good bathtub okay I agree if you get a big bathtub it's it's an incred it's a lifestyle thing you'd instantly relax I'll take an ice bath some not an ice bath but like a cold water bath sometimes if I've just done like strenuous exercise but as far as hot baths go in like a sad small bathtub they never live up to the hype I'm also a big I'll do like I probably take like three baths a year and they're always at a hotel I don't know why I don't really like taking a bath at home why would I just shower at the hotel you get the nice tub yeah you got a bigger top yeah yeah right I'm always if you want if you see a giant tub like I will I will find a reason to bathe in it yes uh hi guys special shout out to Big Cat soon to be father of three congrats my husband listens to your show all the time you may or may not know that the 25th anniversary of the critically a film crit oh critically acclaimed film Titanic is happening this week for a spoob ooh a lot of people's first boobs my first boobs remember really yeah remember that segment we used to do for like two weeks what was that my first boob it was too late for you to have that yeah my first move was uh Braveheart I think oh Braveheart would make sense that probably was that probably is right around mine that's like 10 years old yeah something like that yeah I also remember the Eagles first Super Bowl the loss of the Patriots I just searched Pamela Anderson boobs in terms of nice save search off oh yeah of Google Images documentary because that made me feel bad about watching that movie a lot okay yeah it kind of like ruined her life and I was like well I watched yeah you and Tommy Lee a lot yeah I took down the family computer multiple times with viruses trying to get that movie those are my first internet boobs okay remember yeah remember when they were just one computer for the entire family yeah yeah 90s worldwide I'm watching porn on this dad's probably watching porn on this like yeah just no it did become like the family PornHub and I remember when we got a virus and my dad was like what happened and I'm like I have no idea it was Pam I think most most families when the computer got taken out with the virus nobody really chose to look too hard into it because they all thought that it could have been them yeah right so it's like oh the computer's dead again gotta get a new one I gotta get another electronic robot to jack off to yeah and then yeah and then every everyone's mom just used a computer to play Solitaire yeah uh should we finish this or is that enough on this what was it what was the question I don't know yeah Titanic I also it's coming out again I also saw he got game uh with my grandmother in the room that was a that was that's awkward yeah that was awkward because that was an awesome scene there was uh those were big boobs they were massive there were four of them I went I went to go see Wolf of Wall Street on Christmas Day this is a few years ago whenever it came out went into the theater and in the theater was like two grandchildren with their grandparents and the plane scene happened oh and the the grandmother like picked the son up grandfather picked the daughter up they start walking out of the theater and the grandmother was crying that she just exposed to her grandchildren to that it felt but again like just do a little bit of research yeah do a tiny bit of research also they're gonna have it's about a guy who went to jail your grandchildren are going to learn eventually about cocaine and strippers and yeah airplanes tossing yeah it happens it's part of life yeah wait what was the question though she basically just got tickets to Titanic on Super Bowl Sunday yeah just light them on fire what the [ __ ] what yeah that's yeah that's on you I'm embarrassed that you wrote into our podcast Sunday is not it's not just because it's Super Bowl Sunday which is obviously a very big deal but it's also a it's the funeral for the football season it's the last chance to watch football it is so it's it's a sad day it's a morning day Monday after Super Bowl is always just one of the most depressing days we're like now we're as far away as from football as we can be now what that's when that's when me and big cat's bodies usually start to give out on us just right after the season we start to do stupid stuff that's where we got arrested at the dog show yep like first week back because we don't know what to do with ourselves well thankfully we've grown up a little bit and we realized hey we could take vacations that's true oh like that that is a nice twist that we've put into our brain so it's like we do deserve maybe we're taking three days off yeah credit to Hank for showing us the way on that yeah Hank's taking three months off what's up potato chip cat beef ft billion Pig skinth and tonk my boyfriend insists on muting the commercials on every sports game we watch and often muting commentary because he doesn't need to hear extra noise we're hosting a Super Bowl party this year and he's been a big muter recently does he have grounds as the host to mute at his discretion otherwise how pissed do you think our guests will be yeah thanks guys you can't do that I respect the move though that's a big time grandfather move my grandfather was Elite at mutant commercials yeah he'd hit it like before the commercial come on and then he'd take it off right as it came off going back we would watch Braves games and immediately boom yeah going into it like that's an old person move I'm not gonna let these advertisers get in my head no but you can't mute the Super Bowl he also said muting some of the commentary sometimes that's Romo yeah yeah okay yeah yeah you probably hates her almost for that I do like some of my our gym family does like to do the DVR pause the game a little bit and then sync up to the radio that's I like that I like that that's an old school you get you get the you get the local broadcast yeah usually my family's big into radio a former player that's that's kind of drunk on the air I like that yeah uh that's it okay you got one more okay wait and maybe just text it to me yeah this is for this one's actually for big cat oh okay uh dear dear Dan cat [Laughter] has Hank ever gotten a lottery ball correct he is not we'll find out because we taped it we'll find out if he gets it he has not gotten it right he's not here right now I would I did have someone ask me at the gym if he has ever gotten it that makes me chuckle every time yeah um because it's just like even though Hank wasn't there with me I know that he feels it that's wild timing that somebody said that to you at the gym at the gym it was right between reps but you had to make sure that you you let people know when you said it full story it kind of sucks because I was benching and he came up and asked if I needed a spot and I felt like a little [ __ ] and I was like no I'm good dude I'm good like I'll die on this bench congrats on the bench thank you but it like it was kind of presumptuous of him to ask if I needed a spot and then he followed up with the question but asking me another man if they need a spot I don't think I was struggling with it it's emasculating it was it really hurt my feelings how much was on the was on the bar it's like 185. I was doing it fine I was not struggling yeah I was not struggling yeah I think he just wanted to just want to talk he wanted to talk to me but that's not it hurt my feelings you got to find a better opportunity like in between sets be like how many more how many more sets you got yeah right by the way has Hank ever gotten the lottery ball he's listening to this right now and and I hope you know guy I I we we had a nice conversation afterwards you seemed like a nice guy but I hate your guts if anybody ever offers to spot me at the gym I'll kill you yeah yeah I yes I will kill you yeah on site yeah all right so let's kick it to ourselves in studio to see if Hank is going to win the lottery ball machine which he never will okay end of the show uh it's still February 3rd we're still guessing all these numbers Hank has still not gotten it Hank have you gotten it actually what the number lottery ball machine yeah okay uh numbers 69 69. I did beat you on that one 23. 20. I mean but I beat you you saw but I beat you on that one I beat you on that one so what's your number you saw that it almost hit last time 36 96 sorry what what was your number 17. oh interesting wait what did I say it again 23 I said 23. 9 third time nine love you guys

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Length: 129min 37sec (7777 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 08 2023