Jimmy Fallon Letterman 2012 09 27 HQ

oh hey done I'm doing great thanks for having me back kind of great hey Timmy let me ask you a couple questions lations on the success of the the late-night program yes that's the you know Paul and I used to be on that program I've seen pictures yeah I've seen photos on the wall now oh they don't have photos on the wall do they know we've taken them down yeah yeah but you know you know who started who pioneered in that time slot of course was was Tom Schneider yeah he had the tomorrow show now you're too young to have seen that probably what I've seen I've seen it spoofed on Sarah alive that's right yeah it was it was a tremendous show because it was just it was just one-on-one was it like it was quiet well yeah it was very quiet and and and Tom smoked while he was doing the show which was so you missed that I absolutely miss yeah yeah and then one thing or another happened and then they gave the show to Paul and myself how long did we have it Paul 11 years 11 something like 12 years I think oh yeah I remember well that was very nice you came to visit us because we were over there we had Paul on yeah yes and I'll never forget that you came into our dressing room and you said Jimmy I we had none of this wait no that's right we had none of this you go I'm jealous of your linoleum yeah it was energy but I'm telling you when we did it it was the ceilings were very low and it was quite dark and now you go over there and it's a wonderland it really is at television entertainment a video complex Wonderland but we're across the hall from where you were we're in 6b now is dr. oz yeah dr. oz you in 6a so now doctor 6a is in your studio doctor that quack is in our old studio you're kidding this I've seen photos and fun enough but now that now is we're the two studios were mirror opposites right yeah there's one big giant pole behind your desk that's why all the guests had to come out that was I that was the Zogby poll yeah yeah but uh I just like saying that word happy new now listen but good where I am now but why did you guys move over there because it was it was better for us cuz Conan O'Brien was leaving I don't see was he across the hall - he was when you're stood he was in our studio yeah and he got the Tonight Show on if he knew this so he was so he was getting ready to leave and so we wanted to take over the transition make it really smooth so what normally would happen is they ripped down the his studio then put up our studio painted different paint and then so across the hall was empty it was local news channel 4 news but before that I'll tell you a little history about that but anyways so we moved in there so that when Conan's say goodbye on Friday on Monday we had a guy ready oh yeah II know who was there Johnny Carson did the first 10 years ago yeah yeah that's right here in New York City and I think before that is that where Jack Paar had done the short part yeah and then a lot of that was uh Milton Berle's Texaco Star Theater Wow and then it was like radio shows I give the tours as well now well I mean I mention that because that that building I mean historically the the pioneering television that came out of that building and it still if you look at the production as your show is there Saturday Night Live is up 1 in 8 HSS era I'm still an eighthinch it's unbelievable ah for God's sake one of those places though you were in so much so much stuff going on because there's like MSNBC there's there's TV all over the ruling Today Show is down nation so you might pass a bill clinton one day in the hallway and then one day you could pass a Kalama mm-hmm coming out of dr. oz and you know really that's the subject of the show long yeah and it used to be it would it was a GE building for a while but is it still the GE building uh I have no idea it wasn't before the GE building but every I remember when you were theirs right they but they bought it from RCA are they buildings that are State Building yet and now I don't know who really owns it now is that important I don't think nobody you you're they have now they didn't have now you know the top of the roof now is it's like the Empire State Building called top of the rock where you just go out and you look at the building right and they have a cocktail lounge and a dance floor up there and stuff yeah silly I'm like yeah no no they don't have that anymore they don't have that what wouldn't you do up there uh you go up there and just play backgammon I don't know what happens I I don't see that's been to the viewing game you go look it's really I haven't best the best view of the city I think yeah people say it's the best view better than the Empire State yeah just gorgeous yeah but it's fun being there I like being a you know NBC there's always been they've been actually really nice to it yeah and you've done a nice job of how many years have you had the show almost four years and Conan was there a much longer time I think he's got the record for that show right I think he was there like 16 years yeah that's just why I want to say thank you to you and Paul and all your staff cuz if you guys didn't do a good job then I wouldn't have a job that's not true so I wouldn't be a religion now could I get to do a bunch of fun things I got to go to the Olympics I get to I wanted to ask you about this I heard this story and I want you if you don't mind have you told the story on your show no I have not told it so nobody's heard this story this is an awful story okay great so when we come back Jimmy will tell and I'm doing mind if I mentioned who it's about yeah yes yes you might I don't know it no I don't mind yep I'm not gonna tell you he's got a tremendous story we'll be right back with Jimmy Fallon Jimmy Fallon ladies and gentlemen is here the I want to mention of course it's the at 12:35 we have the - Jimmy's yeah no no dude dude 37:12 say a really good time but at what time what time is Jimmy Kimmel on he's on in midnight was on at 12 o'clock and he were 1207 1207 and he's moving in January to 1137 that is true and and Craig Ferguson but you guys are all buddies is that right you and Kim Allen Craig and yourself we have a backgammon team yeah we we meet up on me 37 over the top of the building that's not no I know they're all nice guys I get along with all that's good I'm glad to hear that yeah now this is a wonderful story and this is a page might as well be a page out of my life tell the motor so this is a it's the most awkward sword for me to tell so I I tell jokes on our show every night I tell monologue jokes like you do and sometimes we make fun of people and it several times not what percentage of the jokes every joke has to have a victim every joke has says yes you tell a joke about cats then then dog people get mad that's right oh no the actually doctor will like it yeah it's not a good analogy it's fun look I'm doing a TED conference next week I'm looking forward to that but I wouldn't so maybe like maybe probably 85% of our jokes are about celebrities they have to be really and and and some people take them well some people don't take them as well so I'm not used to this you might be used to this people coming up to you and saying they don't appreciate so jahil my way of life so this is I feel bad about awful so I I've I go the Olympics for NBC that must have been great and in London you with the Olympics well it was unbelievably fun it's just exhilarating and enjoyable and fun except for the last night and there I'm at NBC they have this little compound and I'm about to do a bit with Bob Costas so I'm about to go on and I go said to my assistant let's go get a cup of coffee at the commissary so I go and I see Bruce Jenner a decathlon champion from 1976 that's correct Sonic a famous famous athlete who I didn't want a we don't know because they know I mad that's what else and it's exact I know from the cover of Wheaties boxes and I use a champion I got say he's a good-looking man yeah when he was a kid and he was the dude yeah limpia nah I know isn't that is what I'm saying yeah but he was the greatest athlete in the world in the world so in the mean time now he's gotten some work done he looks like he's had some plastic surgery then and perhaps not gold medal plan good I'm not sure him even on the podium anyways so III make a joke I made if some jokes about him I said that one point I said like his his face is 100% recyclable goods yeah I said stuff like that and you know it's not personal I don't know you know the man I just said it and I got a laugh just as it did so I seem the hallway there it's actually there's an NBC and I go to my assistant let's go the other way don't want to run into Bruges Kennedy okay I just let's go I'm captain's not coffee where we end up let's go there don't show me and he's there and he's got his hair is you know he's his hair down here's like a Prince Valiant haircut with a two diamonds and and I see him I go skate a is double diamonds and it's a I go let's get out so I run the other way so I run the other way like a scared little girl um I run out and I see a man Tom Brokaw is in the hallway Kenny may come he goes Sharif ha jelly heaven it's so good see you here hood pics very fine how are you joy really and I go yeah I'm doing great and he goes so anyways yeah Bruce Bruce come over here so Bruce Jenner comes over and I'm starting to sweat sweating I'm freaking out and he looks at me you know and he's got that like permanent you know I think it's gonna pull tonight I think that pull at night and he's an Olympians he's a tough dude right now so I'm like kind of on guard and he goes out I think oh uh I Bruno Jimmy and he goes uh yeah man I know yeah good show man really good so you go thank thank you very much oh I see are you go you're enjoying yourself with the Olympics girls yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna go back to LA today so I'm gonna catch my flight I always take care guys yeah and he leaves these girls I go so I finished my story with Brokaw I go let's go the commissaries get a coffee I can do this bit so I go to the commissary this is the worst alright so I go to the commissary get waiting on line for my coffee and he walks in but Bruce Jenner again say Oh Matt you know so I go this is the worst so he comes in again he grabs a banana and an apple and I'm gonna do exactly what he did to me he came over I go hey take care of Bruce he goes stop today by my face I must throughout I grew up all over myself I know it felt so bad so I just want to say it Bruce if you're watching I'm so sorry yeah and if you're ever in town come to Adelaide Show with David Letterman hey any of it but I mean that it's an interesting point and kind of a fine line because he's the one who made the decision to have and what a handsome guy well at his face altered yeah I didn't do it no you didn't do it you were just I felt so bad I felt so bad about myself I almost ruined the aloy yeah yeah but that's that's what you're up against and and you might get that from time to time I get it all the time well I and I feel bad about it because when people say ugly things about me even in jest yeah at you you think oh really but then you realize yeah they're right that's that's all you for the record I haven't made a Bruce Jenner joke since okay unless there's a funny one then I will uh well see that see I ever gonna see you you you're looking to get laughs virtually anywhere you can't I mean it's night after night is I'm not like nights of an hour to fill every single night there's got to be a dinner joke in there yeah thank you yeah send over anything you're not using I will I'm happy though you have Neil Young on this look at that look who's here is Neil Young my favorite guy but we have a favorite guy I've done I've done impressions of Neil Young on our show that uh that uh all right with the impression because he's here tonight I don't want you to well he's not gotten any plastic surgery he looks fantastic so we're cool we're cool together but I'm gonna run out either way hopefully I don't see Brokaw cuz he just gets me in trouble oh god is here gets me so he is hanging around submission 2gb the people have you back him Kardashian no I'm in big trouble so that I did an impression of Neil Young on our show basically doing what if Neil Young sang the theme song to Fresh Prince of bel-air what if Neil Young thanks alright says what is how much sound something like this this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down like a take a minute just sit right there tell you how I became the Prince of a town called bel-air that's it thank you thank you very much that's whoa very strong it's very strong oh my goodness and now we haven't mentioned yet with the the new primetime a comedy a blockbuster on NBC 8:30 p.m. guys with kids thank you yeah about a young adult men the two married one not to raising infant children yeah and not infant six yeah eight months there's infants in there too there you go I appreciate that it's 8:30 p.m. on NBC good to see you Jim yeah okay I say

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