JIM CARREY has FUN with LENO

[Music] [Applause] insecurity relates to call Jim Carrey and of course Tom Jones let's get right to it folks my first guest well in all its popular actors in the entire universe latest in was called Ace Ventura 2 when nature calls a very funny movie folks at home tomorrow please welcome Jim Carrey [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh hey man oh I've been good yeah I've been good in fact if you were studying what's going on and everything I guess you could say I'm aces Jay really oh this is coming November 10 [Applause] I guess you know I've been promoting the show you know the good movie for a couple weeks political satire absolutely you got to get a personal comment there I was composing this thing so heavily in the last couple of weeks I guess I just I began to realize that the hard sell is the best way that's the best way to remind me like using this show to use remote Ace Ventura pet detective no not when nature calls logo in November 10 [Music] it's a little twist on the old Carol Burnett thing yes quite a quick really call me act about doing this no thanks I know the last week you just bopping around wanted the same questions you report us and ask you the same question day after day or literally ten times a day you do you get a lot of the same questions over and over again but I don't mind you know as long as I can keep my answers changing and different although I'll just give a different answer absolutely you just you just keep changing them you know keep an interesting piece up for instance that you want me ask you a question yeah there's the one that I get all the time is like ask me if I liked working with the animals so okay uh now do you like working with the animal that fun yes I do especially the monkeys they're wonderfully unpredictable okay now now ask me again my name is same question completely um do you like working with the animal that fun I just stupidest question I'd ever heard if I you know if I didn't like working with animals you think I would tell you [Laughter] [Applause] get real bloodsucker you know so let's see it's basically the same answer but I've changed the phrasing didn't fit interesting right happy again you like work [Applause] yeah you you people have loved to turn it into something filthy well yeah ha okay ask me one more time Jake I might go too far that's too much yeah yeah I like to answer the same question they are not we're good what would would you chancing yes now the other day of a big honor here in town you had your hands and feet in the cement to be a Chinese theater down yeah that was truly was a great honor it's really wonderful and I just it's not you know it's not the first time I've done it of course I I've done it before the only difference is those times I was chased away by a guy in a hardhat idea but no I just thought it was amazing and I really had you know had to you know pinch myself say hey keep your feet on the ground you know fortunately they were in cement right so no but it was just a you know I don't I don't like to think of myself as like that kind of thing the star thing or whatever but but you know I wear it well really I'm not any different than anybody else you know I wake up in the morning I brush my teeth I call my hair I walk into my germ-free biospheric exercise chamber and I I work out until the voices go away really just like every other Joe in fact I was talking about the concept of you know staying connected and staying real with my food taster the other day like I think he was about to give me a huge compliment and he just keeled over so now I got a hollow you know I got to replace him and the chef don't tell me another problems man my my favorite thing is the ceremony they had a guy there who is sort of narrating because you weren't Mike right you know so you would I really don't need it no no but a lot of Broadway's I've got like a thousand people there and he was translating your act for the crowd that guy that would like you knew would say aces you dope he said AC yeah that was nice that was nice you never let it slip you know just for the stupid people you know everything comes twice I love this know what I know you put a catch phrase in the cement now what was a significant ever give everybody it does that is that a big well that's the thing that the pressure is so hard I mean it's going to be there forever Hollywood history and you just feel like man I better say something profound you know I'm going to be a fool out there and so I went through I went through a bunch of different ones I practice yeah I've got some and I practice and I think we have to we have them here yeah I brought some pictures of them I actually listed them for myself food and these are the few of the tribes that I that I didn't actually use but hey let's take a look there's some of the things the first one was uh this is really exciting next and I just thought that was to disrespect yeah I might be a little yeah another one I wanted to do was the loving kisses Jack Klugman yeah in West Hollywood I could never bend over like this [Applause] but again then you're pitting you know - now against each other and I'm not over that you know so you don't want to see hair and stuff like another one is next one was for a good time place breasts firmly into my handprint here's a good one hey yo J I think I found your knife and the last third one I didn't use is if your feet are this size congratulations on your female what was the real I broke my water are you get my hot water yeah this is a healthy thing to do in a 90s that's care why'd you take the water now that's how I do it yeah I do it now what is you really write what was the real thing it was merrily merrily merrily merrily dot dot dot oh because basically that's that's my philosophy of life I think it's a really profound song you know if you don't think about it it's quite Buddhist you know when you move at well yeah I mean just the center of the wheel gently down the stream you know just uh life is but a dream and that's really the truth of it it is a dream you know if it if it wasn't you think I could do this well you know we'll take a break we come back let's find out about your home life we'll discuss absolutely in life and in what you do with the slippers and the pipe or the fire and well with Jim right after this don't go [Applause] [Music] [Applause] tomorrow yes we know about Jimmy actor than we are but of course Gimli private Jim Carrey at home what is your home I don't like life what do you do when you go home with checkers checkers champion really now I I basically you know I have a very normal normal kind of home line you'll be surprised really you'd be surprised I don't know what normal is actually fella you know to me it's normal yeah we you know we have lots of dogs we have pre dogs and we have the great thing we have that whitner's a little kind of an outfit slap slap so I don't know what it is white it's got hair and his name is calm and he had a problem he was barking at everything that moved I mean not even if anything that moved just grass growing you know and soon it just got so ridiculous we would you know when he barked we would say Oh nobody's here you know cause barking nobody's here and and he started barking at leaves falling from the trees and we flick up that and and it just got to be a problem I was a nervous wreck everybody on the move you can't move fast because he would go insane you know it was a killer in my house because I'm constantly tested you know is this got to be ready for that benefit no and but but he had this from me at this barking thing and and i and so laura and i decided to send him to school to learn how not the bark well he came back he was as good as gold it didn't bark at a damn thing but he had this weird look on his face like like Nicholson at the end of Cuckoo's Nest thank you and he was just a little strange and I thought and then I looked closer and there was a little box on his collar I'm kind of a box and I said what's that about and they said well it's give some stimulation when he barks in order to keep him from marking again like that and I said well does it hurt him and they said no it's just annoying and you know and I said okay well one night I find myself at home alone and I'm watching TV I'm looking at the dog and I look at this bark collar and I think to myself well you know what kind of a pet detective would I be if I didn't try to put myself in his paw and so it is yeah and so I got the little box pulled it off his collar and this is absolutely true I actually put it against my neck and began to bark I tried it I put it up there against my layer Nixon I tried quiet first thing I didn't work the first couple of times [Applause] [Music] you you know and I did this a few times I wanted to do do it quite a few times because not only for the pure enjoyment but also you know so that I know that he's not going to have long-term effects running on from it and and so you know if you're ever you know if you're ever ever like on one of those Hollywood tours and you're outside some celebrity's house you're wondering like what do they do inside there [Applause] welcome to the tour ladies and gentlemen on your left is the famous Jeff Goldblum's house Oh barkhaa Clint Eastwood can't even activate it with his voice really not too quiet look isn't nothing happened he sure helped me Jay I'm going into an impressionist bit no water on me quick let's go he showed up I was running but that was amazing look I'm walking down the street you know he doesn't like that entourage he just kind of he just walk and I see Clint Eastwood walking down the street I'd have to go to your falafel yeah you know he was being such a gentleman he's such a great guy you know it's really true that you know I look up to him because he was one of the first guys I worked with and you could never find anybody to say a bad word about Clint Eastwood and he really is one of those people that bring honor to this business oh yeah I love them and I really it's hard to like you know to look for examples when you're a young actor you know you always you always see somebody you go out on them for a while you go hood that's a guy I'm gonna model myself after him next thing you know he's in an airport with a gun you know doing all the cliched things you know that go wrong and and it's just nice to know that there's a guy out there who really is what are you yeah let me ask you about the movie now you know when uh when someone comes on they have a clip had to explain the clip nice thing about these movies didn't we need explanation because you know not really I don't think I can't really explain not have it on plot no you're watching you laugh and you can pretty much figure out yeah like who cares like what is how a movie you know what's happening here here is I'm practicing for the never mind you got suppose this is this is my audition well anyway this is a forget this is what your Africa this is what I'm driving of course aces famous for his driving and you know I just I had to keep the the you know the flame burning on this side so they go that basically this is a need [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] new days on pierce brosnan will be here we got some like stunts dungeon wedding from this next game okay well yoga axis here a Savino holiday will be coming in from the MGM Grand Las Vegas Robin Williams David Lee Roth baby to teach Tom some moves you guys teach them some moves a nap so we'll be back with Tom Jones and Wallace Jim right after this don't go [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 26 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/LALuck318]

Jim Carrey has always been awesome.

[u/trueimage]

that suit. so 90s.

[u/Autoground]

How old was he here, I wonder.