Jim Breuer handles loud audience members

right something tells me what are you girlfriends yeah there's a reason why she's way back there well he's there but he's he's you know where you when you see shows usually you sit in your seat and you go okay there's a show like a movie you've been a movie and if you don't like the movie or you're not into the movie you go like this like I let's buy you a test no my my let's go but when you but when you're sitting there going so I was wondering if yesterday wicked I'm sorry I'm in front and I didn't realize I was that loud play you seem like a a wonderful young lady you really do but before the rest of the crowd Lynch's you I've been trying to even try the long back and I can't help him because he has the highest respect for you in the world because if it was me I would have clearly told you to shut out an hour ago I would have been like shut ah your Berra Singh you're embarrassing me and the entire audience do you realize the prettiest look in the world is not gonna stop everyone this room going that's her look at her how can you even hang out with that I mean really she never shut up so it's just the next time you go on a date no movie no live show go to like a coffee shop just and I'm just trying to help you other comics would maybe monster but I can I can tell you're a lovely individual but your social skills in a theater are dreadful now here's here's the choice and it's a serious choice okay it's a serious choice you can either you can either pay done tipper out head on out hello you can either no I don't want a shot anything no no oxycotin listen you're a wonderful young woman I'm sure you're phenomenal when you're sober it doesn't matter whose idea you're the one who talked for 40 straight minutes and I plowed through my siphon I even talked at this volume so I so people wouldn't get mad so you can either leave which we wouldn't want no I'm just asking you or or here's the option here's the option if I continue and you continue to talk I'm unleashing the lines and I can't stop the rest of crowd Deal or No Deal hey I was being polite I really was cuz she really is catchy loud outside we say hello after the show all that or hang for the last couple minutes but if you start talking again I Unleashed the lines look at turnaround look at everyone look at them look at their faces do you see they can't stand you right now I'm trying to protect you you have no clue how bad I'm trying to protect you like that there's a group over there as a couple times like I swear to God I know he's with her I'm gonna slap and I'm like no chill and I'd wait don't like no girl be cool there was someone else that came here and they said man please be quiet still you're like the Kattan of the night so no I'm not doubt that you are but so I'm just saying and all good will Shh it online so she snorted before she knew her place she went anyway we went over there we had fun and she wasn't like when I'm part of the show now and it never heard from her again never heard from that table again they just watched me joy you must pick a side it's the classic divide-and-conquer of societies I remember we got patients up a full brother yeah this one - you ain't kidding it's not vacuum here you sit up here for the rest you we gotta save you sit right here bro see right now holy crap I tell ya you got patients right oh wow these are much interesting better dates week I got at least a three for one sale did it okay uh okay um this you fat it's funny okay so anyway hang out here and I'm gonna tell you a little story your parents alive you want to take some orders you want to go around take some orders and I'll get you up here Angela's got it as if you want buy some beers anyone what are you buying are you buying you you want to buy beer who you bought sure I'll take one are you buying for them who else you she wants a flat tire I hear a flat tire no I hear Jenny kochenko gonna hear a shot anyway shot said I was gonna be on the corner oh that's cruel see that see that I'm not gonna do that to you hammer isn't he's gonna he's gonna wake up tomorrow going where's my clothes where's my credit cards here you

Channel: Breuniverse

Views: 1,729,581

Rating: 4.8280191 out of 5

Keywords: jim, breuer, heckle, comedy, show, funny, bone, des, moines

Id: myTna8GR2B4

Length: 7min 33sec (453 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 13 2010

Reddit Comments

[u/AttackOfTheThumbs]

That awkward high five grab at 1:20

[u/the_drunk_drummer]

I've found that in a heckle situation, the first person who says "fuck", or any variation of, will be perceived as the loser of the exchange. This was very well handled.

[u/a_dapperdanman]

God, that guy in the blue at the end is awkward as fuck. That is the most "dad" drunk I have seen someone in a while.

[u/[deleted]]

Pizza man saga

[u/decker12]

I was hoping I wouldn't have to sit through a 7 minute video to see what the heckling was about. I was wrong.