Jerry Seinfeld interview-Dennis Miller Live 1997

he probably almost dangerous time to drive is about five minutes in the nine on Thursday nights when everybody is rushing home to see Seinfeld he has the funniest show on network television Jerry Seinfeld ladies and gentlemen Jarrett Strom Thurmond's urethra look like Slough that is why I show up on this show you can't get a Strom Thurmond's urethral joke anyway don't get that anyway maybe Don that's a Rose Bowl every other day they had a little bit right beautiful made it look like what Waterworld that was a great line anyway Kramer's are wacky what are you driving pets peeves now I asked you on I'm thinking who can I get for driving and I'm thinking really the way you do it you come up with the subject limping yeah who could be funny on driving I thought Seinfeld you don't forget let's get Seinfeld let's see whatever he wants to talk about no because I like we got Dwight Yoakam one week talking about fashion and man you talk about hitting the conversational bat shoot baby I was up so I gotta do it I've been doing some impressions lately I want to do it quickly because before we get into this Olivia you would like impression Kevin everybody loves impressions my impression of Jay Leno last week on your show John Coon what what the hell is this what is this he's on did you notice that oh he's on your show last week the ankles that they're like beaming out well you know J he doesn't do anything if it's not for bread I figure he's got an endorsement thing for NER look like that guy's teeth you know for the infomercial guy yeah you know you want the British guy telling you how to keep your teeth clean that's who I want oh I can't think of a guy anyway what's your pet be when you're driving well the word pet peeve is one of my biggest pet peeves here we come pet peeve is aren't we all kind of tired of pet peeve that's number one she's like we're on the can here thanks good isn't it huh I couldn't tell I don't know what that's like yeah my big thing with driving this is not really a joke that's why I'm gonna open with it okay it's a the whole thing that the the traffic light does not know that there's nobody coming the other way that you get stopped at a red light sometimes when there are no cars then we all accept that but it seems ridiculous in this day and age that I have to stop at a red light if nobody wants to go it's like on the street if you don't just stop when you're walking or should be though just those pressure things some of them have them at the at the life you stop so there's nobody there you're like changes are you stopping me if there's nobody wants to go your sign fell like I say it's not really a joke but I really think that that's absurd that's okay we like to think of our show is about nothing now who are the worst driver the worst drivers er you know the old people but you know because old people get to that point where they go I'm old and I'm coming back you know what I mean they don't look there's no need to look they go I've survived this long I'm coming back I've survived now let's see if you can but I think all people should it's true they have some but they should drive their age I think you make it to 100 you could drive a hundred whatever age that should be the maximum speed however old you are don't you think they should be tested like bi-weekly over a certain age cuz you know it goes like that as you guys bladder-control yeah it's not like you know just one day you can drive the next day well then mostly around old people anyway so it doesn't matter they kind of all bang into each other yeah you ever drive down Fairfax and like well you must all the time trying to get here as soon as you get one block you turn right oh they're there right and fire there's a guy who is right out here it's acetic bumper cars we got to give you would it be too much to ask you to do the bumper car the cool bumper car got just the way stood just don't even explain it to them just show you the move this is your favorite joke there was a guy be a bumper car attendant that has to help the guy out you know he leans on the pole and this dances favorite show leans on the pole and it was always looking cool right helping the helpless rather son team I'm sorry those are great jokes I mean that's my that's when I started I remember being dad in a comic strip and you were the man like we were do you know everybody's starting out you're always approachable but you were the guy was making bread first you were talking about playing the great gorge Playboy Club Oh God for 175 bucks that oh we're all standing there like assholes or that diet cokes like wow lady Cassandra not not a room but row the actual a nice room yeah they're on the sequester do you think now some people think you play golf with a guy and you can learn a lot about his personality do you think you can learn a lot about a person from how he drives yeah don't you think I think people really show how they deal with the outside world the problem with driving is the armor your armored and no one can hear whatever you say so you can do whatever you want but people get into a car in five minutes you see their whole personality if they're aggressive if they're timid you know the whole thing you were doing you see guys don't you see guys are red lights in their car going into their nose with Don clendenon first baseman's mitt I mean that's that that's how deep the dig is line five we've got Todd from Springfield Missouri Todd how you doing good how are you pretty good got a question for Gerald you hate the how are you with the Colin no no are you how are you what is the difference the only reason I do this show how are you Todd how are you Dennis we're fine how are you just watching fun question cars in the last few years have contributed to this problem by lowing people into an excessive sense of security hello elevators well I'm sorry we're just comedy why this guy's a fan who's he talks just like good pep talks just like you glad Todd he's still there Aki Ram okay talk some more we missed it longer possible that all of the safety improvements made the cars in the last few years contribute to this problem by lowing people into an excessive sense of security yeah yeah just have been on hold we were just talking about that yeah thanks for chatting us up line seven we've got Tammy from Gainesville Florida where the boys are Tammy hi there hi Gary hi tell me how are you you can afford to be chilly you're syndicated I stole them out here Kissin ass Sammy what's your question there why is it when a bad driver does something really stupid like pull out in front of you they then look at you like you were in the wrong well that's the kind of a self-protection thank you know what I love when someone makes a stupid move driving and the passenger is embarrassed for the driver friend you know when they have to give you that I didn't do it all you need is a face and a name the element design for the taxi driver bit oh that's right the taxi what do you need to get a cab license in New York you need a face and a name with eight consonants in a row and the the O with the line through it what planet is that from yeah and I think his name was what was a mall and then the the symbol for boron let's make a white ball huh my driver was a mall and a symbol for boron these are classic classic classic material well you do your having Costello salute I do my Oh Mon he's a great jokes line three we've got Mick from Milledgeville Georgia Matt yeah since they've been cracking down on digging your own drivers lately do you think they'll be raising the driving age to 18 and what effect you think they would have in Milledgeville it's gonna have a major embryos whipping around on tractors down there line - we've got Beverly for Middletown Ohio Beth yeah hi Dennis hi Jerry hi Beverly people who drive around using their cell phone what's the problem I love when I see somebody in a cell phone talking in front of me it's like the it's like the antelope with the bad leg you just take him now what's up with you I really admired what you did last year because Larry moved on and I thought the show you know another great year you come back for this year and they are back this year for another season and having a great time well Jerry it's uh yeah I can't play you've always been the one of the nicest guys in the business and really there are a lot of people out there you watch you think Chrysler a train wreck how they got in ahead you've always been a thha chol classy smooth and the best stand-up comic of our generation Jerry Seinfeld ladies

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Keywords: Jerry, Seinfeld, interview-Dennis, Miller, Live, 1997

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Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 16 2012