Jerma Streams - Condemned: Criminal Origins (Part 2 Finale)

hey how you doing everybody yeah right off the bat we've got a problem right off the bat my internet is fluctuating up and down here don't ask me why it is I'm just kind of waiting this out a little for like a minute or two dropping frames and all that great stuff Comcast dog comm whatever their name is for that like company's name is gonna I'll be right back big tweet I can change the title to the title is so wrong it shouldn't be that we made that joke last night can't do that again give me a minute let me change the title now something interesting about what's a good what's a jokin last night about locker room locker room man no that's awful grab anything dead birds AC or no grab anything [ __ ] my internet is dying right now this sucks and why this is not I feel like there's gonna be a an issue all night grab anything I think I'm gonna have to keep it grab anything grab anything kama survived the psychos I like it bathroom battles I'm just sitting there I'm trying to kill as much time as possible I'm trying to hold off starting as just kid I have run my stream in 4000k be a sec right so my babe my bear it's 4,000 and it's I'm looking over here and it said 4,000 and this [ __ ] is going 4030 100 mm mm 21 21 21 4,000 it's just yeah this is not good let's just see what happens you guys let me know if you see any bad frame drops that's already irritated me started anyways thank you Clinton up there we need an audio don't we yes we do turn that off you can see that now okay let's hope this works a little game we were right here uh anyways thank you uh both Clint no his name is chin I thank you chin TF for five dollars thank God it's Friday head is it a happy Friday night by the way it is Friday yeah thank you the five dolls happy Friday thank you also tonight Fang for the $1 do ie die I already answered that question in the name of the genie I'm gonna play this all night yes we're gonna it what bear there's anything wrong with the internet here I plan on beating condemned tonight oh it's probably like another three or four hours in the game I assume I don't think the game is more than eight to ten hours long we played for about five hours last night so I can assume we should be able to finish it tonight also thank you to Molotov bartender I'm sorry for baiting you but I really do feel short at 5:11 I'm the runt of my entire family all right look look look you look at using the funny rats what's going off my screen this doesn't look right this does not that does not look right at all that didn't look like it like it look like yesterday holy [ __ ] guys we got 60fps what's going on here you see this no wonder it looks different we're running at 60 frames a second not 30 and [ __ ] my internet keeps like [ __ ] itself uh uh oh now we'll back down to 30 though Oh goddamn it I just felt like the face of God for five seconds and then he left us oh well well that's unfortunate easy I'm gonna stick with this uh so the story so far from my understanding is a bunch of psychos a bunch of people doing drugs doing drugs don't do those they get too many drugs in their system and then they call in the police I'm the police I came in I took some names I'd kick some ass and I'd shoot some bubblegum right out of that gum you know I'm saying but I was able to find out the story of how the world is going crazy that's that that's it that was that easy that was that easy to open this door okay apparently they think I'm a murderer they think I'm a psycho it's just not true I'll take that to the grave not true and now I'm inside of the museum trying to find the artifact to prove my innocence because there's an artifact kind of like in ghostbusters - there's a painting wait [ __ ] is that see you later nothing in this room what does it wait wait before we go anywhere what the [ __ ] is crunk crunk like like the Emperor's New Groove hey me up patrick warburton crunk you know I I'm Joe from Family Guy - Peter hey Peter let me tell you something Peter is that what we're talking about Cronk yeah Peter yeah that's what he does I hear you don't think I don't hear you wrong lever what are you guys talking about what hell what are we on right now speaking of like drugs and psychos hate chat how are you doing grab desktop perfect holy [ __ ] there's a huge fat guy let's take the chef oh my god my new favorite character there's a huge lunch lady that's in this [ __ ] room right now oh where is he oh my god no don't double do it I'm moving around too fast okay that was not that bad I gotta watch out for the lunch lady though Oh God she looks really intimidating I'm actually kind of scared right now only six on her couch that's my fear keep feeding me feed me more I'm alright more what is that who knows what that is one of you what are you like what are you psychos and drug addicts and murderers is gonna know what that is I cut that guy in midair Oh get out of here really nobody knows what that is Wow unbelievable I thought that like at least a handful he doesn't know what that was that's the Big Bertha arcade machine with the little balls to the ball pit balls that you throw you throw that's like a huge fat lady that's in the back and you throw balls into her mouth and she gets fatter Big Bertha arcade machine look it up right now and Google do it don't look that up on YouTube and I just did a perfect exact impression of it she yells at you because she's not fat enough in that exact way go look it up no let's think I used to be a teacher lose loose lips sink ships you know that's actually a really really smart that's a smart saying this guy came up with that I'm gonna shotgun well you didn't get it why wouldn't you have the shotgun here rather than on the desk I don't know let's do some invents do some invest in the game here we have a chalkboard it's gonna be like die die die [Music] no this thing is you guys are gonna have to enlighten me on this whole thing I'm gonna find mr tibbe I can move this actually can I move this nope can't move that I said I mean I kind of saw that happen my still fine where did he get that from you just pulled the head of the wall trustee hidden desktop compartment oh yeah there's only one shot in here left let's see make a joke no material in here sorry guys sorry guys no material in here hey think you squirts for $10 again thanks for streams keep them coming able to catch a stream today it's midnight I love this game it's good I promise oh Squared's think it's $10 I love this game too I am very much enjoying this game it's got it's very fun it's got everything I want and interestingly enough for those of you that have no idea this game was actually made by guess who guess who [ __ ] made this game in the sequel oh [ __ ] she just like sends her little Goonies after me I don't know go to Ramsay did not make this game this is made by the same guys that made shadow of war and shadow of mortal is if I monolith these guys made shadow of war nice back let's walk yeah easy good thing I turned around dude really this guy accidentally blocked all of my swings but yeah when I heard about that I was like wow I did not know that that's pretty cool climb through there is that looks like a normal guy these are just like bandits oh come on why would I be chasing you you're the one with a gun all right let's break his back break his back step you mother's crack break her back Oh huh was that guy explode what no I didn't [ __ ] save it I think oh there's a checkpoint right there yeah get like shin kicked deer dead there's another one too with oh god damn it I [ __ ] knew he was here oh my god I knew he was here I thought he came behind me oh my god this is the guy that does the hardest game enemy in the game - [ __ ] same exact thing happened I gotta get in here before this guy the gun comes in dear could I block a gun what do I got a this time don't [ __ ] this up this healing right there I know the guy I met at a class I can't hold on plus press right click to deflect bullets hey you know that that is probably possible this is a game from the mid-2000s that's definitely possible alright there's the easy guy hard guy is right here I'm gonna electrocute him okay let's go he'll save this somebody behind me what do I hear a pitter-patter I don't know deflect bullets with wood this ain't this ain't wood don't you guys remember the old day old school us kids desks they were meted of something weird it was weird [ __ ] it was not wood it was like the weirdest like heaviest material I've ever seen in my life it was made out of like graphene where's your gun dropped it where's the gun you just right you just dropped it on the ground there it is 20 volts 9 there's a shotgun where's the shotgun I don't even see a shotgun like at the table I got a gun I'm good there it is I'm gonna use this for now with where did you come from risk I come from the guy was a what is he holding what kind of weapon is that submachine gun why was he shooting it like that he was shooting it with one hand like a pistol well I'm gonna go hit he'll I can't close what this thing no what is halo to you know there's a watch out there's a Kronk on the table what happened today did some like did something some meme originated today did somebody do something on twitch okay well I need the sledgehammer so we're gonna waste this lets want to see if that guy was an idiot that guy's name I'm obviously gonna need this to break open some door somewhere the new cod how is the new cod you know actually I saw a review on the new cod that gave it like a very high score and all they pretty much said in the review was it's just like all the other ones hey if you like Co the Call of Duty you'll like Call of Duty it just gets a good score cuz it's the same game you played last year is that like is that a reason to rate a game high because it's like I remember when like I played the one two years ago and it's like this one and I understand you know this game gets an 89 cuz I remember playing this same game four years ago and it's the same game that I played four years ago so I'm givin it a 90 what what are you on about [Music] got him the same thing would apply with mario odyssey what it though but i feel like okay to make look of super mario love yeah mario is essentially the same game over and over again right but is it is it more difficult to make a like Call of Duty map than it is to make like a platformer like a 3d platformer level I don't know that's it that's a tough question I don't think so I don't and this anything up here while I was just [ __ ] talking ya know I guess I have to go down there now that's a good point gamer on touch has a really good point they don't make a Mario game every year there's no like 3d jumping platform Mario game usually there's one like per generation of like these types of Mario Odyssey Mario's if Call of Duty came out that guy was angry at me talking [ __ ] about Call of Duty I'll kill him I'm gonna crawl up to his ankles it's smashing tells that to me um okay they help make a juror Rumble every oh no I think I'm just like a jaded old [ __ ] I really think so I'm not even kidding it's like video games are turning into like sports simulators that's a sick run by the way that David doing that I'm a cat and I'm scared and angry at you jump I mean like I feel like every single game is just the same game again like Call of Duty World War two like just caught it's like they've made like they made like 17 of these games every for like 17 years I think there's something bad gonna happen in here am I gonna hurt by coming in like the paint factory oh you had yes I'll give you points for creativity you know you had points for creativity other than that execution was really really lacking here anything else got her I got her I claimed the fat Pokemon oh wow that was disgusting she's trying to run stuff I backed her into a wall oh [ __ ] I'm in trouble oh my god she actually does a lot of damage all right we're gonna bring around the fire axe meat cleaver required what let's see if I can just reach over there come on come on we both have the same exact idea don't die here save it quick got it okay so now I have to use the cleaver and cut this off kind of deplete that cleaver is such a cool weapon why don't I get rid of that [ __ ] okay I hear another guy - all right V hamburger lady RI feet rest in pieces riff hamburger lady there it is there's the good news quick save and then it's out here and we got to break down the wall there is a wall the ball is over and over again Billy's dead compound dude what into the gymnasium there's a good checkpoint which brings us to a rolling ball you know what that means Pennywise is somewhere around here hey dr. shorty call Tom Brady oh just make good I can't use that I used that last I did we set that exact same thing like oh okay Mac if you're watching like just depend to pretend it didn't make the deflategate joke I don't even [ __ ] watch football I don't even care why am i doing that I don't know why I'm doing that that's got a nice watch it seems it seems the perpetrator aid plenty of flamin hot cheetos before they were killed the green kind flamin hot jalapeno cheetos it's a new brand continue searching for mister Tibbets that is such a school teacher name isn't it well if there is a kid there absolutely disgraceful construction what if there was a kid there playing basketball disgraceful where'd he go but anyways my point was I don't think I've ever liked every if you if you're the teacher and you're teaching like school children your name has to be something like that it has to be like mr. Tibbets and you have to wear like a bow tie you have to be like a built like a real Bill Nye looking [ __ ] you know I mean like everybody you welcome to school it's me Brewster Tibbets and then busy he pulls a string like the the boat I like spins around Buffett Bill Nye is a nice guy do that here we go don't talk [ __ ] about Bill Nye I didn't talk [ __ ] about Bill died what's wrong what did I say about Bill died I said a Bill Nye lookin [ __ ] not the fact that Bill Nyes an [ __ ] the guy that's dressing up as Bill Nye is the [ __ ] I grew up on Ville night he used to like drop bowling balls and marbles at the same time and drop them and yeah like a funny nose you hey we're looking like a mouse nose and [ __ ] and you got like a big green jacket on there was a girl that was like the big mouse that was with him I grew up on that show Bill Nye now that's Beakman's world beekman's world is a all right but let's talk about Beakman's world leaders but apparently I don't like Bill Nye I like Beakman's world there was a [ __ ] giant rat in Beakman's world it bring back Beakman's world oh the mayor he was crushed in the head by others any speaking who is that me that's me lying on the ground so I've just been this guy the whole time I level this guy has like two kendo sticks by the way oh don't worry I'll get him well you guys wearing like spray paint I don't think he's dead no he is all right well sorry guys you didn't do a good job good thing I did that otherwise I never would have seen you [Applause] now we could go down the slide can i guide comes in with the machine gun oh my god my god I am I actually gonna die here because I was gonna go up the [ __ ] slide everybody has a gun none there's like 30 people here I'm gonna die okay we've made almost we talked to all that [ __ ] about okay oh my god why what the [ __ ] if I was only paying attention well we can do this again that's really like we really make this guy's life a living hell yeah he just had second thoughts should I do this I shouldn't have done that I had one opportunity to look and see if I could do it he was still he was still a conscious until then oh [ __ ] okay well I have a [ __ ] rifle doubt wise Oh shits his three penny wises why is it always the guy with the gun that gets killed by the shittiest enemy I don't understand gonna have four bullets this is a one hit one kill for sure all right by the way guys watch what happens when a and by the way of what happens when I press escape oh [ __ ] yo Luigi fixed it you can just get down there SiC entrance I'm sorry guys no no more pictures for you our IP screen Johnson by the way you'll get a little bit of spaghetti on you're too sticky you know I've watched that video that video has like 17 million views I think I've watched that video 16 hundred times I must be like a small percentage of every view on that video like just guys just let you know German 985 is like like point five percent of every view on that video oh let's see what am I looking at area we look at that I'll be looking for AHA there it is there's the blood Hey what isn't that it right there it's glowing a big bright purple it sure is why is it keep switching like okay got it somebody put timid somebody put mr. Tibbets in a straitjacket and like murdered him that's like not cool the door I thought the door was alive I was supposed to say this is some Brave Little Toaster [ __ ] no looked like the tour was walking away I found somebody's prophet hiding spot mister Tibbets mr. Tippett's I just want to help you I just want to help you mr. Tibbets weapon of choice I have to use the rifle that's the shoot like one guy with the rifle right like I'm going to shoot one guy five times that's a bird and I had a chat I had an opportunity right there I have to go back and get my locker oh there's another opportunity for a locker here right come on give me noodles give me a new Locker kind of waste of bullets move object alright come on there you are alright now I can get my locker so I have to climb through there that was just a means to an end hey mr. Tibbets alright calm down salad fingers don't eat somebody tasty Oh mr. Cumberbatch wanted me to get the movie when are we gonna get the salad fingers movie huh and waiting for that for ten years [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I see Bugs Bunny was here earlier yeah that that's God's name is wrong with this guy that's when chat goes yeah you must be new here the trail just ends with a bank of lockers they looked inside the lockers okay here comes I'm gonna get jumpscared here prepare your jump scares cuz here let's see if we can like glitch through and see him in there Oh mr. Tibbets oh boy Sofie somebody stuffed mr. Tippit's in the locker like eight years ago and he never got out I know eventually this is gonna happen eventually like one of these guys I'm taking a picture of close-up it's kind of just be like the horror annex cream in the camera I told you Oh fuff is on the way who did this to you told ya do you know where he is now let's get you to a doctor I told you shovel kills shuffle mashaallah kill them that's all yeah that's all the strength the add left you kind of stopped oh and he died yeah the town of briars pretty rural any chances there's an apple orchard up there you know I I really feel like I could have saved this guy though you know what you would have done here's like a medical is a medical term what you guys to make sure you're aware of so what I would do is make sure you but first of all always carry a to bacitracin you know always have a tube of bacitracin on you no matter what I would leap into action open the door see him there help grap tourniquet ripped my shirt just rip it off [ __ ] wrap around his arm take bacitracin smear it all over his body just duck fall - but bacitracin just all over him take out some back pain spray sprite in his eyes make sure that the infection can't spread any more tourniquet on his arm and I would grab as you look somebody yeah at that point that they have so much blood loss you got to wrap your hands around their head and just like just like just gyrate their face and be like stay but they stay with me stay with me stay with me stay with me stay with me stay with me and like they're gonna have to focus you that's the tray someone get all net bloodstream fix them get it look a little gum some water put disfluent forced down his mouth and then EMT gets their local hero ocean don't do that though he's saving him or assaulting him good question what am I supposed to do now neat Van Horn in front of school there even is a school in this game I don't want to make uh you know three strikes and you're out you know exactly what I'm going to say and I'm can't run anymore so that means that there's a bad guy right here no yep well that the door actually is alive we thought that was such a stupid joke the door is an organic person it's a it's a it's a life okay well this that was not even that funny of a joke before but it's real now so I can't even go this way he's just creeped up there it's so perfect I'm so happy that athletes talk to the door hey bub you're looking to get out of here yeah so what um how am I supposed to get out of here if I can't go through the door hey Bubba it's me door Vereen the Wolverine door oh that one hurt that one hurt me I'm sorry that one actually hurt my buddy as I was saying it oh that [ __ ] hurt I'm so sorry my whole body hurts after saying that that was it that was like a terrible [ __ ] robot chicken joke just like make that go to something else I put on all honesty how the hell do I get out of here shouldn't I be able to get up of this that wouldn't make sense like a climb here marine oh boy well it looks like I can't go that way cuz door Vereen is currently blocking the door so what's the exit then how do I leave you keep clicking on Robot Chicken videos expecting them to be funny well that's the thing Robot Chicken got ya you thought you were gonna be able to go somewhere and grab a stick nope robot checking this jaw no need a shovel what is that what is going on in that room is it a person in there is that like a piece of furniture okay uh well it's time to investigate whatever the hell that is I'm gonna take this real slow yeah I need a shovel wait there was a shovel next to the gym teacher why am i calling him a gym teacher I don't know what he is okay so let's go find out what's going on in that room no the game just froze on me mm-hmm all right so is that still going on it is I want to say this cuz I really don't want to ruin anything that's going on in there I'm gonna try not to oh [ __ ] okay it's gonna turn off the steam it's still happening I think I think someone was just spinning around in a circle some psycho torturer was just making guys spin around in a circle a thousand miles per hour and then he's like slit his throat checkpoint what a guy all right tell me that that does not look like one of the enemies from half-life 2 right across the way that's one of those like Walker combine things right you see it don't you right there here comes I mean it might look again I am he an a-plus for creativity but if you didn't land on me you were going to die double double kill and sequence I don't think I supposed to win this I guess I am supposed to win this all right well we can watch that again let's try to catch him I'm gonna do everything in my power to catch this guy wait a minute oh I want to try to hit him in the air and see what happens I'm gonna try to just fall on swing I hit him in midair just kill me I don't think rap you and they don't let go I'm not gonna be able find out okay we're gonna save this right when he's about to fall and we're gonna try to get a home run I think would be better if know that the shovel will be okay so remember for quick save right when we land here like right No know what oh it just saves ashes [ __ ] it whatever alright let's just clean this up clean it up I didn't forget hit once can't walk that [ __ ] I can't even see when they come in having his house three in a row where are they Jesus well that would have been nice to know existed I come out of here with a gun and no health that was like a dream sequence [ __ ] what I mean in a textbook because I'd like a held cuz I held the button down I need my fire accident I just have one down here and hey textbook got a I told you guys I went to like a gun range I've only ever been once in my life but one of my friends like it's a lot of money if you ever go to like a a gun range it's a lot of money to do it and you don't get very many rounds so you get like oh look at this and I North Atlantic I'm gonna die if I'm not sure in here seriously so anyways a friend of mine we went there and you you you get like three you get to choose like a couple different guns to fire right and friend of mine this is like yeah let's do this let's do that that sounds like interesting Kayla yeah it's very like safe environment we don't want to shoot anything crazy nothing like gigantic like 500 caliber sniper I've not I want to do that so we picked like a submachine gun and it you only get like like to a one magazine right so we get up there and I go and I'm just like okay like did it dip dip dip okay cool let me try to game a little more and butt-butt-butt burst fire a little bit of single shot okay cool that was fun I took about that took like about a full like two or three minutes for me to do that my friend gets on it it's his turn he gets up there okay ready yeah I'm ready done he's like oh I was cool it's like dude wouldn't know you what are you doing he held the [ __ ] button down and he just missed like everything it was like [ __ ] $89 to do that oh another organic organic door the button what do you mean he held the button down he held the button hey listen hey I don't take [ __ ] from anybody it's beep up door Furi going in the [ __ ] video oh look at this one didn't want to do it that's not canon that's not canon door marine it's not not canon oh yes [ __ ] nice and a jokes up well guess what man I don't know if you know this or not but I do live in North America so that would be a North America joke you would be correct Oh terrible terrible of security cameras you got here how am I supposed to tell what's what and that's it that's a door this is like a hallway someone needs to really like fix these cameras they're all fogged up Oh secret I need he just get out of it what was the point of this so there's no point of this okay well I'm locked in here so I gotta go this way by the way not even checking my health we got a quicksave here yet this is there any bosses in this game is there any bosses in this game speak proper any of na-na English it's just there any bosses in this hey're game I really have to use the bow and last week on the through battles remember this joke when we did this one day this is a better bathroom to do it in two lunch lady nah I killed the lunch lady already there was only one lunch lady and she's gone okay time for stall roulette it was kind one of these like everyday but it was very slowly and very methodically this is I'm going to sleep and waking up da another is it that was a big one that was like that was a vet zip is bigger than the last one like a bug now I'm actually a fly that's what a fly does I was a bug I told you no no but not not out-of-state not na I don't even know if I want to see it sources say it was it was it was an EU overwatch team something that my own reason why that's my favorite weapon is because I held the button down I know I'm saying but it's just easier if it's a trigger trigger it's the same thing when you say magazine versus clip like I yeah I gotta put another clip in it's just it's you dad it's like you know what I'm saying you know what I mean the thing that goes into the gun to makes you shoot more gun that thing that lets you hold button down to shoot more of gun actually German it's a magazine a clip is a clip is when you load a of a board of audit before Dov automatic it's not an automatic it's it it loads into the chamber it's a clip it's a magazine either or neither nor tomato tomahto potato potato I have a sense of responsibility I needed to help help I mean with my investigation yes there was a time I thought I was the best investigator the bureau ever had get hit who makes fun of guns no nothing about Johnson me for other what what do you mean I saw my father I'm not making fun of guns what sort of circus freak to them that may not be helpful how much they know I would stay away from the bureau as long as I could it's not like I have much choice since they still think I killed those two officers no you did their deaths were unfortunate but maybe it's best this way best you seem to know a lot more about what's happening than you're letting on oh he did the I fantasy tortured estate stay on your toes I'll drop you off at the house and head over to the bar I'll meet up with you later Derrida turned to the tune of the Blizzcon streams iiked i tuned it's assemblers con unimpressed wholeheartedly unimpressed new overwatch hero which is just hell from smite i mean that's kind of cool d-day a day but they put hell from smite into into overwatch but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna talk [ __ ] about that because I paladin's is just overwatch or whatever well that's interesting another but that's cool the dis they're still putting heroes into the game and World of Warcraft classic aka we're just gonna go back to patch 1.08 have to do anything we just have to like activate patch 1.07 you're gonna be able to play is like a discipline priest and have everybody remove you from their parties I can't wait can't wait to go to molten core and only have like paladin's and shamans as the whole group where am I and you know I am I'm extra salty about bless God because let me pause for a second I'm gonna wait for a minute because well like what happened to Diablo we have no plans to announce anything Diablo related there's no Diablo don't even mention it don't even talk about it like the only Diablo stuff we've gotten is just like we got a $15.00 necromancer that nobody wanted yes hey everybody here's remember remember Reaper of souls there was a $30 expansion with like tons and tons of content please pay us half of that expansion for the necromancer I don't know now I'm like salty about this year's Blizzcon because I really thought they were gonna announce at least like a like a potential leak you know they're talking about Warcraft 3 remaster even if they gave a d2 that can run at normal resolutions in 2017 you don't have don't even update the graphics just let it make it so put it on the Blizzard launcher give us like even like 720p or whatever do something with it but Diablo has just been such like a dead franchise for Blizzard for like at least like two or three years now but please put Hanzo in heroes of the storm think okay and look at I I loved Blizzard Blizzard his like I've I've not enjoyed myself in any other games come on this is a crowbar you telling me that the eagle from the Muppets can't open this that's [ __ ] III love lizard with a passion so my favorite games ever made our Blizzard games Diablo 2 ice but I put years of my life into World of Warcraft fan I love that company but man if they just like kind of sweep in Diablo under the rug these last few years what does it say through the valley and through the woods to grab this house we go holy [ __ ] alright now let's uh let's let's take a look around why am I taking a picture of the door what is this for me to do oh okay please see your picture at that door I don't know looks like I could have been at Dover rings okay well there's more the dark path to righteousness I think we're gonna follow this mm-hmm I'm gonna get I'm getting ambushed and I've smashed this I'm sure I need this maybe not now you know what this is does your guy's parents ever hide Easter baskets in the house with a string that was connect like everybody got a string so if you had like two or three kids in your family everybody got a string and you had to follow the string around the whole house to find the Easter egg basket it was pretty cool huh what the [ __ ] where's my Easter Egg basket I just want some chocolate and what my candy I hear somebody no it was really cool it was a it was a streamer they had a streamer it was just it was a streamer and in the streamer like it was you kind of follow it did you ever wanted a different color it was really cool no no we have to like go find the riddle so this really is the Easter Egg basket I just found my Easter Egg baskets so I gotta go find my sister's Easter Egg basket hers is telling verses down to the basement we get collapsed on here God what the [ __ ] he tripped over the box and it gave me an opportunity thank God puzzle oh I hope I got some candy corn and mine I hope you know it's just gonna be down here so why do I even need to follow the trail this is gonna be in sync or something right see it's just in the sink wrong holiday is it the wrong holiday out of here come on you stupid get out of my life get out of my get out of my town can I open that No get the lights off let's make this a real horror game experience no lights no [ __ ] no escape so this is the oh yeah yah yah yah yah let's make sure I didn't miss it something down here they could there might be two in the basement there could be two in the basement no there's not upstairs and let's continue our investigation uh-huh we get a third person here nothing there what about over here no that leads into the basement this leads over here door opens both in four directions God David I don't want to find another person's picnic basket I had enough trouble finding my own I don't want to find my brother's too I was already in here that's the oven and hey throat and a wrote nothing is a sledgehammer I already have a sledgehammer I'm gonna take that one though guys not everything it needs to be classified as either a North American or EU did you understand there is the gate there okay we got one two three four which I don't even know which ones I went to first we're gonna do one of the ground didn't I already do this one I already did this one didn't I I got damnit where is it going upstairs uh-huh somebody's up here with me the end of the like baby's room mm-hmm I have a sledgehammer get out of my way it doesn't refuse it to expand two views but no and not everything has to be like n/a aim or EU aim what like [ __ ] Mars I like to think that I have Mars aim because it's just I think the gravity on Mars is so much faster and so much tighter than Earth that I'm so much faster than everybody else if you really want to like make fun of somebody say they have like moon aim this is the bad guy the whole story what yeah mu name you know how slow you are on the moon and how bad everybody is on the moon good here he comes we're gonna go with we're gonna go to the door strategy I just like panic I panicked and pressed key a bunch of times that I ended up doing it yeah open it up how do I get under there goddamnit and this is just going back downstairs so how do I get pop I don't like this part of the game I thought I thought the sledgehammer would do it too but there's no prompts to take it who else is here I can't like fry these off what am I still a chairman girl let me see crowbar sledgehammer no how about like it's gotta be way to get over there good I'm at the jump around go down and around I like knocked this [ __ ] down that looks like it's moving No well can I get on the top beam feast of rope bow they go up yeah over here no it's the back let's go back down isn't it don't think I've been this way [ __ ] open the fridge now the fridges downstairs where you saying like you think I need to go to the fridge first oh well I can let go down here well we're just gonna do this because apparently I'm going down here now found a thing open in the fridge in real life why do you want to open my fridge watch out for the piano where's this go this is the one that was already up here so this one is different where do you go and here the last piece of the puzzle I'm not gonna go open the fridge I'm the killer searching the house riddle dark path to righteousness is beyond which you see yourself to be it's like not gonna go there's a mirror it's that's a mirror that's a mirror reference hey go look at the mirror okay where's the mirror dark path to the mirror it's beyond the mirror what you see yourself to be in the mirror okay there was a big mirror over here somewhere anybody remember what that mirror is body no look at your reflection in the fridge okay guys I'll open the [ __ ] fridge here we go oh there's a dead bird in here see there was nothing even in there get the lights on in this [ __ ] house where was there was a gigantic mirror I really just don't remember what the hell it is memoride at it I saw myself in it and I was like hey that guy's very handsome where that was I don't remember the mirror was in the basement long I got Luigi I'm not no I'm trying to remember with him Mira was you don't have to give me the Luigi I was deaf back down in the basement was there actually a mirror in the basement [ __ ] me mirror how do I even get down to the basement like that I'm so [ __ ] lost already which way was the basement that would that would help do I think I have to go up the stairs for all I [ __ ] remember mr. Granick encircles dammit oh it gets a turn around the basements not in the fridge guys the basements not rich I hate this house sucks what a [ __ ] house nobody has this many doors and hallways in their [ __ ] house look at this let's go to count the doors one two three four five six seven eight nine there are legs forty-five doors in this person's house time to go to the basement okay I think I think I have like four doors in my whole house it's too many doors here so you coming already we've been waiting down here for a very long time [ __ ] talk [ __ ] to me the AI got fed up with me all right where's this mirror there's the mirror found it searched secret room for clues searched secret stash for some semblance of sanity watch this guys try it she sells seashells by the seashore seashells seashells by the seashore seashells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore got it [ __ ] got it she sells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore got it I didn't mess up uh-uh dude three times in a row she sells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore she sells seashells by the seashore three in a row get [ __ ] you're doing I didn't mess up it looks like it's about me hard to do wrong toy boat you got it maybe maybe do toy boat I don't know seems more to it than that say it very fast toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boy for ten time - boat toy boat toy boat toy boy toy I'll get it now I'm gonna be on this with the rest of the [ __ ] night toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boy toy boy toy she sells seashells by the seashore Toyota Toyota Toyota boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy oh I got it I had it that was like it that was ten times wasn't it somebody count that remind quick somebody remind and tell me that was like at least nine or ten I got it that was [ __ ] hard that was harder than the game dude tongue-twisters man it's like Dark Souls for your mouth where's this guy's apparently it hurts somewhere this guy seen the fridge I don't see anybody my ears my hands I'll just be scared by something but I don't hey bub other pianos sure do stink a lot well not this guy shin dan marine how do I get by this nope ow no don't do it not when I have this little help that guy has a health pack on him I need to axe he's gone to the toy boats it was 11 good cuz you gotta do it like 10 times I am my lord turn on the lights God did it oh good thing I hit you in the leg accidentally iDEN I have no health this is so bad hey ask and ye shall receive shall receive where am I gonna get this fire axe that apparently exists fire axe I had one earlier I think it is an unlimited hoard until I get to a fire axe wherever the hell it is Rizzy loud scream underneath a crowbar I need a crowbar who had a crowbar shovel sledgehammer none of you idiots have a crowbar why do you all have shovels I left it upstairs the guy's face that guy had a terrifying look on his face they never run I'm gonna reload to save give me a crowbar okay what's the same god damn it get out of my [ __ ] way that guy's a fire actually mr. does fire ex okay hold on I got hope there's too many dead bodies here I gotta open up the safe it was just a shotgun no only the machine gun - okay we're gonna use this fire axe is right there fire axe is like buried under somebody's body get this out of here move it slide the piano thank you si ve healthkit Sesay de Oh c'est la vie you know I'm saying sa ve c'est la vie no no oh the babies Rome something happened in the baby's room find serial killer X and the torturer push the piano off landing and continue upstairs you don't know what I'm saying it's a an old song too like you're it's an old song that your mother definitely thinks is a good song I'm certain to that now that these double-jointed doors one of he's gonna use the detonator I missed every shot let's investigate one two three four shots were fired one two was the with this this is more three this is more important to me than the game four I hit the TV okay yeah let's go let's go and like investigate this like this na aim here it is again look like cheeto dust what it was on his fingers it's right there it's right there man that's right there so this guy stabbed himself it looks like serial killer X got to him painted him up tortured him drove him to suicide just like Anderson did to his victims listen tax all our Llosa we're this close to getting the guy I can't do it your way we'll find you down on it just I was doing a Will Ferrell thing there don't you want to know what it feels like we're not even half done Carl it's just me I know it's me you know how this will have to bring you to justice your feet is my pants why would I smear his blood oh I'm gonna pretend to be dead here I got I got to go with realism here though I'm saying I got to stab myself directly in the stomach wait for it wait for it go right through the chest I got it's got a key he's not gonna believe it wait for it now now come here give me golf I can't shoot the Taser now I've ran into stamina oh well oh well I've ran out of stamina oh the chase sequence has to end early I don't know where he went though oh why are you so much faster than me laughs boss it's just me it's just I'm fighting Tyler Durden let's just cut them off he's not gonna he's not gonna expect me just like this like I used to do in Super Mario 64 Super Mario Kart 64 when you know you're gonna lose you turn around and just drive the other way and try to [ __ ] up everybody else it's in first place okay Oh give me a [ __ ] break my whole body hurts my entire body hurts I'm so annoyed right now God don't lose now no not god dammit that's good them say I'm the killer that's the psychiatrist he's been [ __ ] with my head the whole time and I'm the guy that's been killing everybody [Music] leyland nephew please listen to me now he's the he's the Cincinnati strangler all along [Laughter] well we gotta be we're gonna be getting pretty close here nephew welcome to consciousness my friend though you won't enjoy it long we were good in the beginning yeah that's me and me but you hired her to be kind of a failure didn't you you still don't get it I've been using you Ethan Thomas I watched you Finkle is Einhorn followed you and used you to find the serial killers you so desperately sought and then kill them okay I must admit I was a bit dramatic kill them the same way they'd killed their own victims a bit of fun you know I got good at it shame it ruined you at the bureau but some things that are unavoidable yeah they don't but that's what close to me okay so you're no longer going to be any help there's no reason to go on this way so I'm gonna kill em the spitter stabbed myself high and I didn't like the torturers methods much too risky perhaps a slit across the throat like the roadside Carver short and sweet if I get to pick one two three or four a bone cutter neatly dissected the body remove the internal organs and labeled them for the police to find oh yes he was one of mine too we're so close who who's like the samurai on the dog that would be better that's like the team guys you just caused all this madness Oh kill it now hunt down to destroy the one responsible for all this well you know we could all just burn because all of us are [ __ ] awful people I got some fire where do I go with this hey dad dad what do I go from here dad dad see some of you have me on like a loud speaker right now and your dad is actually probably gonna be like what's happening out there hey Dad can I have a snack so I got to fight the mad doctor with the flaming stick and final boss fight the madness within bicycle pump nope climb over nope the madness within - well the hell by going found a house a Hut to be more precise and in here is nothing scone on a walk and find and confront the darkness well complicates things a little I guess have to go back okay back here this is where the fire was okay well I found the checkpoint did I have to go like a certain way No here he comes is that my inner madness see dead not quite is he gonna throw up we just spit him I keep knocking teeth out all right let's end this next snap I would say madness Verdun mrs. Zambia I wrapped the Taser anymore I'm just realizing this now I don't think I'm supposed to go this far I'm going way far away from the estate no areas can jump defense eventually he's in the fridge negative I gotta walk up to the fridge and find him see you skeleton any more skeletons yep I'm gonna back against the wall here cuz I'm autumn I'm not getting swarmed by skeletons right now oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I missed two drunk idiots flailing at each other god dammit can this please end how are you kidding me from that far away alright we're just dancing what are those people called what those people tall people that dance with the string around them they have mr. Dave let's stick with a streamer on it and they fling it around they dance around it spins all around and what's it called you guys know exactly what I mean they have that metal rod and on top of the meta broad is a long streamer and they spin it it goes around their bodies and it looks really cool and like I've been to nine of these shows but I just don't know what they're called Jesus Christ come on do I have to really look this up apples to apples I prefer cards against humanity' hey hey well this apples to apples to preferred cards against humanity' where do I go that was for the video that was so like good that could be like for the video I did a better take don't you guys understand acting and directing don't you guys understand filmmaking you guys you guys witnessing a film being made just grab this one acting and I have a flashlight anymore either can be a guy on them you guys didn't make it far you guys didn't make it that far did you all the second German is scripted no it's not it's not somebody else up there I knew it well I don't want to use this here this guy dies in one hit no [ __ ] I don't have least I know it's there alright let's spin this around because I'm gonna need to use this no no now anything is it right in the face [Laughter] okay I didn't even hurt him the weapons - broken I need to go back and get health now he's right behind me now go get this I need another stick give me that oh [ __ ] happening there we are you see the abcdefg abcdefg one two three three two one finally got the fire that was interesting health back over there was this apples to apples huh that's interesting although I'd rather play cards against humanity' three two one that's all they all do it that's how all your favourite youtubers do it by the way that's all they all do it why would you countdown the end that's it right I went I did it I beat the I Beedrill end of the game three two one clear it clear it sync sync the audio sync the audio three two one I have like nothing to say cut clip it cut it here sync the audio I say this I need to start doing that the game is over in like 31 minutes I go start the Lardon a block games over in 10 minutes you got some funny thank God you thank goodness does that anger you YouTube Griffin dancers I love this you guys couldn't be stupid it's perfect every time they just don't even mean - it's so great keep trying Bhagat like that doesn't one more healthy kid in here and I can get your it's shave it those guys have flashing his [ __ ] yeah they really are they're wonderful specimens no climb no climb just walking let that stamina recharge cuz I'm probably gonna need it nobody else don't get collapsed on somebody behind me not quite you must confront yourself that's all I thought doesn't poke me I'm not even kidding those were both me hi Frieda I thought it was a mirror coming around the corner block the bullet that's what I was attempting to do didn't work out so well I was trying to get him to shoot the guy in front of me you tried was this nothing alright here we go this is it this is the end here they given us with one last little one less little check what got him I went I win the whole game go through the door I can't climb this you'll figure it out oh man what a waste my terrible terrible attempt god damn it Oh talks up like that don't even we don't need to do a stylized killer just get rid of them does have any bolts no it doesn't any books guns on the table up here and we move what would be a bird it was a bird that I missed it's uh it's to dock to see the birds guys its docking here whatever would I miss the bird there is okay uh-huh so in three two one go once that guy to fat guy three fat guy triple big Lissa's apples apples to apples [ __ ] that game gods against humanity's way better I love how [ __ ] how much everyone hates it's good take it slow you didn't even do move got them stuck against the what oh I'll miss the cater to both the ball I can do both no I can't they do less damage there did this is a terrible so gets to vanity oh yeah this is gonna be my house that I burnt down or something and in the anguish in the mental torment I split into two personalities because like my whole house burnt down I could understand that it would make sense here we are let's see these might this is my stick collection Here I am walking around the house it's the way there's more this others more than one stick dentist jump down I don't care who you are that really hurts accidentally this guy's got the V top to your weapon I want that thing please that's what I want forget about the stick this is where it's at all right we called Martha Martha did he call him versus Diddy Kong beep it says he went to go pick up a new one smart somebody else behind me no he went to get another new one why all right I do like actually need to take one of these so many people in here god damn it man oh no no everybody's gonna have one god damnit man I just got I'm seeing stars that's not good I'm gonna get myself like an aneurysm what it killed me in the [ __ ] face oh man that was funny like 50 or 60% HP to the fun the reason why that's so funny is because that's actually what would happen to you if someone did that you would instantly not part two I'm not gonna let this happen again he knows the strategy that's done I'm gonna Oh God okay here we go where is he what do you they're learning I said look look at how much damage that did that didn't even do like a 20% on side damage I love this gift what a classic [ __ ] this is great he's hiding over here there you go part two here we go he's gonna kill these guys probably oh [ __ ] no where am I he just knocked me in to help Oh easy mercy God okay I pay attention and get it right why did he knock me across the whole map well it's that same guy why is this damage and knock-back multiplied by like 12 I can't get off these I can't get up that come on bring them out here hey they come okay cool give me this not [ __ ] around anymore just keep doing that keep them spinning around gain some stamina save it here I can see him through the wall he ain't foolin anybody you see a tooth a tooth more teeth okay good save it here we go this is where I have all the issues is with this guy he's so much better he blocks I just double tap - that's good guys of fire axe guess I need it that's not a block and what world is that not a block don't do it please good I'm gonna get like two of those guys at the same time aren't I no don't even don't do it why nobody wants to see the apples-to-apples thing again get him please I'm hitting him twice he's gonna lose don't I need to get the health behind him I need to get the health tech behind him okay I'm gonna run this way Jesus Christ save it okay this is too much where is he going what are you doing what are you going that's it right whoa okay I did not expect the [ __ ] samurai did come down I'm sorry man you cannot [ __ ] you can't [ __ ] with this wooden plank versus Dex Dex a loser you think you [ __ ] I'm like the one [ __ ] in Dark Souls that put all the points in the strength and took the door weapon this guy is like a trihard PDT Dex guy nope any more health nice moves fancy [ __ ] that's not gonna save you alright doing health health is important here give it to me okay they got it saved get the axe I don't want to do the axe man this is this thing is so much better I'm so much better with the wooden door than I am anything else he's like fancy moves look I'm just pressing r1 he's trying to do all this like weapon art [ __ ] oh wow cool spin man r1 r1 nice okay you got like the wolf sword from blood-borne interesting oh cool r1 what else he gonna show me nice try that was like an l2 into an r1 not this time Oh be careful here oh he's dead and I went and I got the full face off next I could rip his mask off now one more fight the last fight is rip off his mask and it's meat [Music] a health pick a health tip final battle one health pack wait isn't it wouldn't that be considered BM because I'm like healing I don't give a [ __ ] I leveled up at the door you think I give a [ __ ] about like using an Estes right now [Music] I've walked into that lose this [ __ ] he did it again what I just said knock the sense back into him great it goes one two and then he does three here comes gonna go wet forward lunge forward forward do it again no I knock him out wait I'm supposed to grab I'll start to grab him I'm supposed to grab him comes the saw mask [Music] the whole house is exploding here comes comes uncle Malcolm why is everybody calling me different name don't know that's me put your hands up you're under arrest what I can never go back in No not to the bureau not to your old life well then this guy in the shed you have looked into the face of hate the village of evil no that hate is in your soul too it is sadly everywhere mastering one's fear and controlling one's hatred is perhaps the most difficult morning they do this is the only ending at least it's over it's dead and the killings will stop I do have a pretty good cane mask painting or Kratos stop the car no no you still don't understand he's done unspeakable things even though those he killed were killers themselves but he isn't responsible he's not in his right mind he's stopped the goddamn car now I don't understand it's wait a minute yeah yeah are there two people or is is where's this we're condemned to takes a place like get out of the car and this is the first run Thomas don't he was a good boy we were all good people let's just mimic most of us my nephew was not as strong he fell victim and destroyed so who many things I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot myself up to save him I must continue to do so I don't care whether the sick [ __ ] is in his right mind or not think of what you are doing both of you have a chance for redemption yes men attempt ssin listen old man you used me just like he did you you used me to save your precious nephew a serial killer you you're no better than he is put the gun down what happens here Oh see now we were talking and paying attention and the AI director spawned a bunch of [ __ ] monsters good job grandpa how does it end your companion - five seconds five seconds is not a lot of time so lady Thomas around here people keep to themselves why the lay low routine I've been cleared of the murders but myself that was the only time I had I guess I just I don't know who to trust anymore yeah tough break man you look like crap I had to do that as you said you found something interesting yes very odd a cult seems to be behind all this bad end there's the only two endings apparently was investigated by your department a cult the man responsible was Leland Van Horn yes I know he manipulated both you and us but where is he we have no Leland Van Horne in custody he how many coats is he wearing explained at least position to the bureau but a lot of unanswered questions remain Thomas which brings me to why I'm here you flipped the coin we got the bad ending whoops the sense of all this if more were found but what if you shoot the old man you can't I tried I tried to move the mouse I was gonna shoot him instantly in the face Leland five seconds you know how long five seconds is one this to these P three four five decision anyway I made that decision in like three and a half seconds I didn't have that much oh but give me like ten seconds give me 15 seconds of course you can trust me Thomas we've been through a lot together I'm weird oh wait she's wearing a wire I gotta become idea what any of it means something good something an unexplainable happened during my investigation but truthfully the questions you asked I just I can't answer I'm sorry listen I'm sorry too Thomas I really am and right before we get the savegame and credits on me escaping I'm gonna see the other ending I meant a weird [ __ ] oh okay and here we what is this I take control the game again No he loves it that was a big one that was a he'd stick his head and green blood came up nobody throws up like that okay so here we are pick load let's get the good end well hold on good let's get okay that's the good end there's one of the other endings I died let's do the other end and see what happens I didn't pick up the health pack don't even give him a second to do it burger boy technique this guy what I should have done from the very beginning grab is mass okay here we go let's see what happens in the other end came over if you have bad at paying attention now we can't skip this so can i save it cannot save right now can I save during the decision I thought this game was about fighting like crackheads I'm actually confused about what happened in this game yes we are gonna play condemned to I have condemned to that I figured we would do the first one first not just play the second one I can never go back and we will play condemned to they're not immediate onto the bureau maybe like at some point next week most are condemned to Thomas you have looked into the face of hate the village of evil know that hate is in your soul too it is sadly everywhere mastering one's fear and controlling one's hatred is perceivable by vertical thing well we have at least hand of fate to comes out on Tuesday and the killings and you better believe I'm gonna play the absolute hell out of that so we're gonna play a lot of the hand of fade too when it comes out and then it's just like a couple days no no you still don't understand he's done unspeakable things even though those he killed we're killing you will start condemned to on but he is maybe Friday next week Friday he's not in his right mind he's stop the goddamn car now still gonna play zoombinis that's true now let's try to instantly say so we can make sure our decision is right open the trunk yeah and unfortunately this this game condemned to is not on PC it's only on xbox 360 ps3 boy good people so I'm gonna have to deal with the analog of us for the whole game victim destroyed so many things we fought to save him I must continue to do so after the good boy ending I don't care whether the sick [ __ ] is in his right mind or not think of what you are doing both of you have a chance for redemption redemption listen old man you used me just like he did you you used me to save your precious nephew I'm not gonna shoot him again we spent so much time [Music] um can I save it here we go save him okay quick save got it we saved it so I got five seconds and I can't move I can't go anywhere nothing changes what the hoodie does it change you really know how to impress a lady just doesn't himself around here people keep to themselves why the lay low routine the point of gauge points at me budget ever no I'll just door debated but my suspension it's got me thinking I guess I just shoot the gun out of his hand yeah tough break man you look like I shoot the guy I'm gonna shoot the gun out of his hand that didn't then I don't think I have an opportunity to do that his hands are tied how does he get a gun no I have no I have no control now there's nothing I can do here it's gonna is the same thing every time okay all right let's see the other ending I think I broke the game let's see if the dialogue is any different you probably need help of birds and metal you know that might be true you probably need to get all the burden we know how to impress a lady Thomas around here people keep to themselves why the lay low words well let's just both say well just watch the scene ya heard of the murders but my suspension has got me thinking I guess I just I don't know who to trust anymore yeah tough break beat the game on psvr yeah I've been better you said you found something interesting yes very odd a cult seems to be behind all this we can tie them to the deaths of the serial killers investigated condemned to a setup to persuade stations reinvent horn yes I know he manipulated both you and us but where is he we have no Leland this is a good game though I this was a great game look I explained all of this hit all the notes hero gameplay was fun which brings me it was interesting enough maybe we could it was funny it was just [ __ ] crazy it was just outrageous fast there was lots of interesting moments lot of jump scares a lot of funny scares interesting scares epic do you know anything about this who these people are wait this is different are you affiliated with them in any way no so can I trust you what if this is some different oh I'll be so funny for that was written something different where she can trust me Thomas he just wrote epic look I have no idea what any of it means so I hate something I hate it happen during my investigation but truthfully the questions you ask I I just I can't I'm sorry - Thomas I really am take care of yourself so they haven't made very many games but the shadow of war shadow of mordor devs they've just made like a bunch of really good games haven't they they made these two games they made the fear games although I isn't fear three kind of like a piece of [ __ ] but pretty much everything monolith makes is fairly good there pretty solid developer considering that they've had a track record of making just good stuff [Music] here we go let's see what happened post-credits scene is that not the end of the game look there's more like I like just a lot of the people in the diner now you're the psycho killer everybody all right I got bird I got a couple of bird Awards you can just play by chapter that's interesting just in case you want to show one of your friends something cool all right well that's that's condemned one from Lord oh that feeling when you sneeze and your skin flies off alright we're not gonna end a stream yet we're going to do something else for like an hour - maybe like an hour so let me just pee let me figure out what I want to move to for a little bit and I will see you guys in a minute just give me like two or three minutes if you just came for condemned then I'll see you guys on the next string if not then stay tuned we'll do something else for like an hour I'll be right back

Channel: Ster/Jerma Stream Archive

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Length: 154min 10sec (9250 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 04 2017