Jeff Ross - Drew Carey Roast

toaster of the evening Jeffrey Ross is typical of many of today's young comics he's he's got 11 minutes of material at a 12 million dollar development deal Comedy Central loves Jeff because he's a great standup the Friars loved him because he's the only member to get through his routine without a respirator welcome please Jeffrey Ross Thank You Ryan Ryan stall how about a hand for your host Ryan Stiles Lorna Ryan Stiles with a calming Hollywood Cramer light Ryan are watch you work season after season on The Drew Carey Show and I was always wondering if they're really using you to your fullest potential and today I realize they are what are you laughing at it's really great that you're being honored by the Fars club but I'm proud to be a part of this awesome resurgence of Youngblood of the Friars Club we need it I'm telling when I joined a club a few years ago there were no children at the club but yet there was still diaper-changing station of the men's room our secret handshake was like this you know two of the Friars only roast the ones we love and to be the guest of honor to roast like this it's like the Academy Awards of comedy it really is a special night my one regret is that a Vigoda isn't alive to see this he knows but I love him you go to Vegas over under on a Bogota I took November in the point look at thatshe Vigoda or footie Roman Allen Kings I've seen younger faces on cash this is there a roasted to rot all kidding ice could be here at the Hollywood Wax Museum what about the rest of his days so you got to think what I'm thinking this isn't a who's who this is a who cares we're like the rejects from Hollywood Squares great to see Island King how are you Alan a minute's been doing comedy so long he lost to Mark Twain on Star Search a man who burst on the scene at the same time as the Beatles not the ban the light form dr. Ruth is here I promised I wouldn't care sprout him he's so bad let's talk about true carry for a second ladies and gentleman drew Carey is too comedy what Mariah Carey is too comedy we all know drew lives in to face or else widely where that one but Buddy Holly and Barney Rubble had a baby and then PETA all kidding aside you really have been a great guide and you've been supportive of my career and I have a special place in my heart for think you're terrific and I'm proud to be part of this thank you everybody you

Channel: Tyler Feneck

Views: 1,399,358

Rating: 4.6332197 out of 5

Keywords: jeff ross, abe vagoda, drew carey, comedy central, roast

Id: bZOkM70ssmc

Length: 4min 9sec (249 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 28 2016

Reddit Comments

[u/punchboy]

I had this and the roast of Jerry Stiller recorded on a VHS and I used to watch them over and over and over again. I loved when Comedy Central aired Friars Club Roasts, before they did their own little imitations.

[u/Plutoid]

He sure did. I can still feel the laughs in my face muscles.

[u/Troppin]

Drew Carey is amazing. I highly recommend his book Dirty Jokes and Beer.

Two flies are on a piece of shit. One rips a huge fart and the other sayings "hey! I'm eating here!