Jeff Goldblum Answers the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED

hi I'm Jeff Goldblum this is the wired auto-complete interview I'm in fact not wise I'm wired internally in a certain way yes I do have I don't have a son I have two sons does Jeff Goldblum have a stutter no not in the conventional sense but I do fun for a lot thumper is kind of a yeah yeah I got a guy like that but it's my own that's an affectation of my own making not an involuntary Oh does Jeff die in Jurassic Park - no of course I don't die i prevail and and the the great animals are let out in San Diego and me and Julianne we get enough and it's convertible and we does Jeff doping song well I think you've you got to check your syntax and grammar there but I think song if a verb song can be barbed yes I do song and I'll song for you right now some enchanted evening you may me to this stranger what is Jeff Goldblum famous for if you don't know I'm not going to tell you if you don't know me that I'm not famous for anything is Jeff Goldblum dead or alive this could be it we may be in some multiverse where I don't even exist how tall is Jeff Goldblum in feet well of course I'm six foot four and a scotch where is Jeff Goldblum from Pittsburgh Pennsylvania oh the rolling hills of Pennsylvania finest state in all the land with its hills and phezzan rolling valleys what is Jeff Goldblum's character's job what character you're talking about mr. Google you got to tell me more specifically if you're talking about my character in Isle of Dogs my job to be devoted to love and to devotion itself and help the little boy find his lost dog what is Jeff Goldblum doing well that's a good question it's too deep to go into it here what is Jeff Goldblum is IQ ha I've never had tested but it's somewhere between 30 and 197 when was Jeff Goldblum ever good or funny that's what I said Oh No when is Jeff Goldblum born when was 1952 October 22 okay when did Jeff Goldblum when did you get married well I've been married thrice the last time and the most wonderful time that's left me still intoxicated with ecstasy is with Emily now Goldblum and it was November 8th three years ago at the Chateau Madame ole oh no when did Jeff go to a host SNL I did it twice once I think 1993 around the time of Jurassic Park and then again a couple of years later and vote was the musical guest free your mind the rest will follow be colorblind don't be so shallow what car does Jeff Goldblum oh no what does he drive what car well right now I'm driving a Prius I like the colors I'm not a car / oh there's more I was done why did Jeff Goldblum leave law and order well I'd had sufficient two years a very full full platter of cases I scored a hundred there wasn't a case I didn't solve and it seemed like I'd done all I can do to Jesco him win an Oscar I didn't win an Oscar I was nominated for an Oscar for directing a movie called little surprises solo short short film oh how did Jeff Goldblum meet Emily Livingstone well we were at Equinox in on Sunset Boulevard the gym and I saw her from across a crowded room and I marched up to her in track began some kind of conversation ah is Isle of Dogs the best movie ever made yes oh is it claymation now it's not claymation its stop-motion animation and wait till you see it knock your knock your eyes where is I love dogs where well it's in every theater at near you you know coming to march 20 23rd is I love dogs in congestion zone I think you left out an article there I don't know what congestion zone you're talking about there's something's been going around and I've had a congestion zone around here ok so I love dogs based on a book I would say no if this is an original script original material by mr. what mr. Wes Anderson Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman I love dogs I get it it's not a question it's not even a statement but it is a riddle I love dogs I love dogs I love dogs I love dogs I love dogs I love dogs I love dogs I love dogs you know I didn't noted that that was there was any I didn't make this connection until we were sent in the publicity sky and I read the script and I did the recording and then I went hey I'll have dot I love dogs I love dogs I went you know I'm big I'm an idiot and I think we've come to the end of our seminar for today thank you for joining me Jeff Goldblum in this wired autocomplete interview that's a big handle for such a sweet little game

Channel: WIRED

Views: 2,298,109

Rating: 4.9687028 out of 5

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Length: 5min 54sec (354 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 27 2018

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[u/highway_robbery82]

I'll never get bored of hearing him talk - he's like a jazz solo in human form.

[u/1980smthngspcgy]

Golden.

[u/VenomFox93]

10/10 Goldblums! 🖒