WE'RE HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND
TALENTED JAMIE FOXX. JAYMIE, WHAT'S A DAY IN THE LIFE
OF JAMIE FOX? WHAT'S IT LIKE IN THE FOX HOLE. "A," THERE ARE NO EIGHTHESTS IN
THE FOX HOLE? WHAT'S IT LIKE? WHO ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH? ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH DIDDY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING--
>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CRAZY, I USED
TO FOLLOW DIDDY BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN DIDDY HAD ALL OF THE SONGS
OUT. HE WAS SO FAMOUS, WE COOBTS GET
IN OUR OWN CLUBS IN L.A. >> Stephen: YOU WOULD GO WITH
HIM? >> NO, HE WOULD COME FROM NEW
YORK TO L.A., AND I COULDN'T EVEN GET IN THE CLUB BECAUSE HE
WAS SO FAMOUS. "NOT RIGHT NOW, FOXX. DIDDY'S IN HERE." ONE DAY I FLIPPED IT ON HIM-- IT
WAS TOWN CAR DAYS. I HAD A TOWN CAR. I POPPED UP WITH THE CAMERA,
"YO, PUFF, WE HAVE TO FILM THIS. WE NEED TO DOCUMENT THIS,
PLAYBOY." "LET HIM THROUGH." AND I 4 THE BIG CANON CAMERA
WITH THE LIGHT AND THE BATTERY. DO THAT AGAIN. AND SO I STARTED HANGING OUT
ABOUT WITH PUFF, LIKE, BACK IN THE DAY. AND I KNOW THE STORY DON'T MAKE
SENSE, BUT IT'S GONNA MAKE SENSE. I WOULD HANG OUT AND WATCH HIM
THROW PARTIES. >> Stephen: SURE, HE FAMOUSLY
THREW, LIKE HIS-- >> I WENT TO PHILLY, FOLLOWED
HIM ALL THE WAY TO PHILLY. HE THREW A PARTY AND SAID, "YO,
PLAYBOY, THIS PARTY COST $1.5 MILLION." I SAID, "YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR
MIND." I SAID, "PUFF, I'LL THROW YOU A
PARTY FOR 400 BUCKS." <i>( LAUGHTER )
"THAT WILL RIFLE THIS PARTY."</i> AND HE GOT PISSED AT ME "P." HE SAID, "DON'T PLAY WITH ME. DON'T PLAY WITH ME. I'M DIDDY. YOU UNDERSTAND?"
I SAID, "I RESPECT YOU." BUT IN L.A. I'M KNOWN FOR
THROWING THESE, LIKE, COOL LITTLE PARTY. HE CAME TO L.A. IN MY MODEST
LITTLE HOME. HE SHOWED UP-- HE CALLED, LIKE,
SATURDAY MORNING. "YO, PLAYBOY, I'M IN TOWN, MAKE
IT HAPPEN." I SAID COOL. I WENT INTO MY LITTLE PHONE,
CALLED 200 OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE, THEY CAME TO MY HOUSE. PUFF SHOWED UP WITH THE
S.U.V.s, F.B.I. PUFF WAS ALWAYS SORT OF
DANGEROUS, YOU KNOW. SO HE HAD ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE
FOLLOWING HIM. HE GETS OUT AND COMES IN MY
HOUSE, AND HE LOOKED, AND HE SAID SAID, "THAT'S THE GIRL ON
THAT SHOW. THAT'S THE GUY--" AND I SAID,
"YEAH, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS. WE ALL HANG OUT." HE SAID, "MAN, THAT'S GREAT." I SAID LOOK AT THE TABLE. I GOT KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN. I PUT IT ON A NICE PLACE. WE'RE AT $208 BUCKS, AND WE ARE
KILLING IT RIGHT NOW. RIGHT? <i>( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: TRUE STORY.</i> >> TRUE STORY. BUT HERE'S WHAT'S CRAZY IT'S
PEOPLE AT THE PARTY, PUFF AT THAT TIME HAD A ROOM. MISSY'LLIOT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYING. DA-DA-DA-DONG." STANDING AT THE WALL NOBODY KNEW
WHO HE WAS. GUESS WHO IT WAS? JAY-Z. I SAID, "WHAT'S UP, MAN?"
HE SAID, "IT'S A NICE PARTY. I APPRECIATE IT." <i>( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: HE SHOULD BE DAVE</i> CHAPPELLE. >> "IT'S A NICE PARTY, REALLY,
IT'S CRAZY, CRAZY." RIGHT, RIGHT. I GOTTA PUT THAT IN MY ACT! SO I GO IN MY GARAGE WHERE I
HAVE MY LITTLE STASH FROM MY ALCOHOL. I HAD MY STASH AND PUT IT IN A
NICE PITCHER. IT WAS A TALL DUDE AND SHORT
GUY, "AND HE GOES, OTHER LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, KARAOKE AND
PEOPLE DANCING AND SINGING." I SAID, "WHO ARE YOU?"
HE SAID, "WE'RE THE NEPTUNES." AT THAT PARTY, SOMEBODY WALKED
IN, JAW BUSTED, BACKPACK ON, WHO WAS IT? KANYE WEST. >> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW HIM
AT THAT TIME? >> NO. EVERYBODY WAS JUST COMING UP. THEY SAID, "THERE'S THE NEXT
DUDE." I SAID, "WHO?"
"KANYE WEST." "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS KANYE." WHEN I MET HIM, BRO, HE
FREE-STYLED A RAP. I SAID, "OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE THE MOST INCREDIBLE
RAPPER IN THE WORLD." I WAS TRYING TO GET IN MUSIC AT
THAT TIME. SO I WOULD THROW PARTIES FOR A
REASON. BECAUSE PUFF WAS SO FAMOUS WITH
MUSIC I HAD A STUDIO IN MY HOUSE. KANYE GOES, "THANK YOU, BUT I
GOT A SONG THAT"-- <i>( LAUGHTER )
LET ME GET --</i> >> Stephen: I HAVE FOUR GUESTS
TONIGHT. I THINK I HAVE FOUR GUESTS
TONIGHT. KANYE GUESS
♪ I GOT A SONG THAT I THINK YOU'D BE GOOD ON. SO I THINK YOU'LL BE GOOD ON
THIS SONG." I SAID, COOL, I GOT A FEUD
STOOUDIO IN THE BACK. LET'S HOOK IT UP." I GO IN THE BACK OF THE STUDIO
AND HE SAYS ♪ SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO MARVIN
GAY, A LITTLE LUTHER VANDROSS." I SAID I GOT IT
♪ SHE SAID SHE WANT SOME MARVIN GAY, SOME ♪
>> HE SAID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> I SAID I'M THE R&B SINGER. AND THIS IS WHEN I KNEW KANYE
WAS IN CONTROL. HE SAID, "DON'T DO THAT." <i>( LAUGHTER )
"JUST SING THE SONG REGULAR,</i> WE'LL BE GOOD." IN MY MIND I'M THINKING THIS
SONG IS WHACK. HE AIN'T GOING TO MAKE IT. I BEGRUDGINGLY SING THE SONG. WENT OFF, DID A BAD MOVIE FOR,
LIKE, EIGHT WEEKS. CAME BACK, AND WHEN I CAME BACK,
THE SONG WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE COUNTRY. SO THAT'S THE END OF THE STORY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: WELL, LOOK, OKAY, LOOK, YOU GOT-- YOU WON A
GRAMMY. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU WON A
AGREEMENT 2009 FOR "BLAME IT," BEST R&B PERFORMANCE. YOU WERE NOMINATED FOR
"INTUITION" "LOVE CHANGES" "UNPREDICTABLE, "CREEPIN" AND
NOMINATED FOR SLOW JAMS. OKAY, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO-- YOU'VE
FEATURED, YOU FEAT ON A LOT OF SONGS. HOW DO YOU GET INTO THAT GAME? I WOULD LIKE TO FEAT. FEAT, STEPHEN COLBERT, OR EVEN
JUST WO, STEPHEN COLBERT. >> YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REAL
SECRET? >> Stephen: YES. >> YOU HAVE TO BARGE INTO
PEOPLEPEOPLE'S STUDIOS. WE DO RAY CHARLES. WE DO THAT. ♪ THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENS. SO KANYE, AFTER RAY CHARLES
COMES OUT, DOES "GOLD DIGGER" BUT I'M NOT ON IT. MY BOY CALLED ME, HE SAYS
EVERYTHING THREE TIMES. "YO, WAKE YOUR ASS UP. WAKE YOUR ASS UP. WAKE YOUR ASS UP." HE SAYS KANYE HAS A MISSILE
HERE. FOLLOW MY LEAD. I SAID, WHAT? AND HE SAID, "FOLLOW ME
♪ I AIN'T SAYIN'' SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER." I SAID, "THAT'S HOT." HE SAID, NO, IT AIN'T. THAT'S WHACK, UNLESS YOU PUT
FOXX ON IT?" I SAID, WHAT, ARE YOU DOING?"
HE SAID, "GO IN THE BOOTH RIGHT NOW." I GO IN THE BOOTH. HE TAKES OVER THE SESSION. "ALL RIGHT, FOXX WORK ON IT." I'M LIKE, "OKAY, TRUN BACK. RUN IT BACK." AND ABOUT AN HOUR SPHAIF LATER. ♪ SHE TAKE MY MONEY
FRIEND INDEED. ♪ OH, SHE'S A GOLD DIRG ♪
AAAH! COME ON, MAN! THAT'S HOW DO YOU IT. >> Stephen: OKAY. I JUST HAVE-- I JUST HAVE TO,
LIKE, ABSOLUTELY COLD STEP SOMEBODY'S STUDIO AT 3:00 IN THE
MORNING. >> FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE, AND
WE'LL HAVE-- <i>( LAUGHTER ).</i> >> Stephen: HOLD ON. WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
JAMIE FOXX, AND A SPECIAL GUEST PAIN LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. STICK AROUND. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
He might not nail the voices during his impressions but it's the little subtle things like the stutter with Kanye or Jays "haha" that makes em great
I don’t care anytime fox tells this story imma listen
But he said an unknown Kanye and Jay were at the party, but Jay-Z was famous way before Kanye was tho ... Maybe he just merged two stories into one
Lol the awkward laughs when he mentions Kanye