James Veitch Is A Terrible Roommate - CONAN on TBS

hey guys I uh I got into a quite a bit of trouble recently with my my flatmate do you hear the thing called the flatmates hitter you called him roommates right yeah okay so I got in trouble with while she messaged me and she said James would you mind taking your clothes that drying in the bathroom and moving them into your bedroom take a closer trying in the bathroom in your bedroom because my mum's coming over she hasn't met you before she hasn't seen the place we live before I want to make a good impression so I did that I took all my clothes dry in the bathroom I put them in my bedroom and they were still a bit wet as well so here oh but then it transpires guys all you need is like what is that like one two three four five six bags of flour I like an afternoon and a little bit of creativity and you could pretty much make yourself like a full-on kind of drugs I would say sort of in the house and then obviously you know you don't just you know you keep you have to obviously be a little bit creative and then I found I you know I thought and then I thought I thought and then obviously you know I thought it was a bit subtle so then what I did is I I had like a obviously a tip book you know like people owe me money for drugs that I sold them and then and then you know that was I mean I'll be honest you you have already enjoyed that far more than cheated but the thing is is that I don't know where I don't know where the line I don't know where just like to stop you know mean I be that was just a precursor door happen next which is when I first moved in there till that shared accommodation they had a big meeting all the housemates and we sat around and they told me all the rules and stuff and then they said look change we've got these little boxes that we got from Ikea that we keep our toiletries in and we've clear one out for you and I was like hooray but I don't have any toiletries so what I ended up doing was just basically Arjun I just filled mine with basically as many as I could was I thought that was very funny and then and then every the problems every time I went in there I would start to kind of like rearrange them dude I mean I was having a great time and then and then it's genuine habit and then and then you know one day I got like narrative you know I got more like a chase scene was kind of happy and then after like four or five months they start to develop their own you know religion based around the cause he was beautiful they had up they had a wedding that was such oracy that was such a beautiful day that we were so lucky with the weather everyone autumn it was really it was really beautiful and then Halloween like probably six to eight months down the line they genuinely start to get very sophisticated about their own kind of culture by entertainment they started to make their own kind of movies they there's a few blockbusters there's this is beautiful it was like it was on do you know the mean it was a really lovely it was a lovely moment also always more wait [Music] Charlie the problem is is that I you know I I got more I start to make it seem as if they were like generating from that from the drain you know and then the problem is I don't know if you know this guys but if you go online right if you if you go online you can actually JIT you can get these like you can you can buy these wholesale from China this genuinely have this I was just I'm a lot of time si stage Nuremberg in the bath it's got me to significant trouble this was not good that was when I got the message James we need to talk about the duck that's not a message anyone wants to get to me and I was like the duck has always be denying that I was just denying the dot you know and she said the bathroom duck so aside I was at the path to Dutchess there the Ducks in the bathroom I was like oh the those tugs what about them she said please stop I was in a rush this morning but I couldn't shower until I'd moved like a hundred tiny tons I said okay sorry about that from now on no more tiny ducks I'll be honest some of you have spotted that loophole far quicker than sure she didn't she's genuine she did not see this coming this it like a ton of bricks I was not [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] she said her way this weekend by the time I get back I want all darks got me to be fair to her it was getting quite hard to move around the flat they were there a significant number of tugs and I said look can I have one duck in the bathroom and she said one [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you everyone [Applause] you

Channel: Team Coco

Views: 21,143,495

Rating: 4.9525318 out of 5

Keywords: Conan O'Brien Conan Conan (TV Series) TBS (TV Channel) Team Coco Stand-Up James Veitch

Id: f5d8pVg3Qtg

Length: 6min 12sec (372 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 04 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/Wormri]

This guy also has a damn funny bit where he shows hwhat happens when you repliy to spam emails on TED, pretty underrated if you ask me.

Edit: Many suggested this was filmed at TedX, I guess I made a mistake.

[u/UkeOverThere]

Why doesn’t he finish any of his sen- He just moves on without finishing what he was. Sort of like he’s in a massive - he needs to finish.

[u/OctaVariuM8]

I wonder if this guy has trouble with stuttering? I had a student who talked like this guy (constantly cutting himself off mid sentence, struggling with a few sounds, pausing to collect himself before speaking again) and they had trouble with stuttering.

If so, pretty bold career choice!

[u/mindsnare]

Huh, interesting comedic style.

[u/eroorrtta]

This is the new "prop comic"

[u/duck_here]

Quack.

[u/YellIntoWishingWells]

Should've gone with this one for the last punch.

[u/Duches5]

/u/fuckswithducks

[u/[deleted]]

Who?