James May reacts to your comments about his Tesla Model S!

hello again viewers welcome back to part two of lucy chooses some comments from james's youtube video for him to read and look at i suspect this is going to run straight on from part one so i've got a different jacket on in case we decided to make it a separate video i haven't seen these comments yet as usual here we go in three two one start six things james hates about his testlet uh actually i did enjoy the comments on this one because of course the tesla fanboy came on and just accused me of being stupid and not reading the owner's manual and all the rest of it and all the people who hate electric cars because they're a threat to their manhood womanhood society religion or whatever we're absolutely delighted that it appeared to be a terrible car which it isn't i actually i'm very fond of it it just had a a flaw shall we say but let's see what the viewers of youtube have to say in response antonio oliviera you know someone's a gentleman when they care about the noise their neighbors can ear ear here that's another nice comment lucy send 9733 the clonk on the rear suspension is one of the arms hitting the motor mount because it is designed i'm not sure it is actually i don't know it doesn't sound like that to me it sounds more like backlash in the drivetrain or wheel bearings falling apart who knows why ms2 and here is six reasons why you can't enjoy the tesla one it's electric two it's electric three it's electric spelled correctly that time four it's electric five is electric six sounds like a vacuum cleaner i don't know why people become so exercised about electric cars as if they are going to destroy their lives you don't have to have one even the petrol diesel ban is going to be a ban on the sale of new cars that's if it happens at all and you can still keep your old one most of you like old cars anyway why i mean it's a bit like being outraged because some people enjoy playing tennis if you don't like playing tennis don't do it what's the problem ladies man 1998 probably not in that case tell me i wasn't the only one who was worried james left the imaginary gate open oh really people worry that the imaginary gate is still open and the imaginary animals are all escaping you're right though i did leave the imaginary gate open gage's tempest the moment when you can easily afford a tesla and several other cars but having an automatic garden fence door is beyond you garden fenced or gate i think is the word you're looking for yes on automatic you mean an electric gate it's not beyond me when we had the house restored i did think of fitting an electric motor to open the gate as i drove up but then i remembered that i'm not a trapper trapper james may reliably likeable even when having a moan thank you it wasn't really a moan it was a constructive criticism but anyway drum set zero nine i like the optimism there there's obviously going to be more than more than ten drum sets who else would watch james in painstaking detail go over the 2837 things he loves about his car well i wouldn't 888 john mack finally a youtuber reviewing his tesla without having detailed and blinged it up first james may keeping it real man do people bling up their teslas do they i've only ever seen one or two i've seen a couple of wrapped ones i've thought about wrapping mine but blinged up what can you do to bling it up a spoiler put a spoiler on tesla it's already got fat ph wheels not chrome ones chrome wheels okay i'll look into that james may has bought another new car bracket's new mirai doug m why is the world rushing towards the short-sighted stupidity of electric cars hydrogen is infinitely available the horrible heavy metals and electric car batteries are not yes it's not quite as simple as that though doug m because yeah of course hydrogen is infinitely available everybody will always immediately say it was the most abundant element in the universe yes it is but you know it's attached to other things takes energy to remove it the issue is whether or not we see a big energy picture in which hydrogen has a part to play and then cars piggyback on that or if we just view the problem as exclusively a car problem in which case batteries make more sense for most people but not all of them i tried to plan a trip across the usa recently entirely on electric power and i wasn't confident i could do it gordon simpson nice of you to have a name and use it james comma why do people who live in london always complain about the traffic if you live in the filthy hole what do you expect this is stupidity on a level where the cretins who move to a house next to an airport or a motor racing circuit and then complain about the noise yes i know but it was a joke hq why do you have a car are you mad you want to be alone go somewhere else mr slow and your humor is moronic why do i have a car well i don't know i drive around in it and i use it to go places that are a bit too far for me to walk crawford x 96 x 96 maybe i still can't get over the fact that out of the three of them james has become the youtuber and he's doing quite well with it actually well why wouldn't i become a youtuber i mean i'm a part owner of this company drive tribe and we make videos and put them on drivetribe on youtube excuse me i'm having a skittle zac trick james made the most entertaining boring guy in the world thank you i didn't think it was particularly boring that one i think was quite an interesting problem kevin remson i hope james and everyone at drivetribe realize that most people enjoy these videos more than anything on television do they it is television though isn't it it's all television television means or quite literally seeing at a distance is that right i'm looking at gus because he sort of knows greek so it's still television different platform but it's television game of thrones ho ho love the thrill you should start unboxing the phones james what i don't understand that one oh yes this is the mirror oh sorry i thought we were still talking about the tesla official youtube is that official youtube oh it is that new car feeling smiley emoji matt evans james colon hates traffic dash also james colon lives in london yes i know that was the point i was actually trying to drive to the countryside can i ask you young people what it is i've never quite got it and i do try but on youtube comments we put people but nobody colon and then don't write anything and then do lots of returns and then put everybody else or me or i can't whenever i try to do one of those i think well i haven't got that quite right so what am i what am i not understanding no one asked for it it's a bit like anyway nobody nobody answered it's like the entire population of the uk rushes to petrol state the entire population uk colon rush the petrol stations when there isn't a petrol oh it's as simple as that yeah yeah oh okay so they really should put everybody colon and then nothing because no one has asked so everybody is being consulted and there's nothing yes you see internet you're not as clever as you think hughes appeared with a kettle this man is ex-military we've come to his base and he hasn't got a kettle the cattle is more important than ammunition in the running of the armed forces you must know that you can't if you go and visit the army you cannot move without being offered a cup of tea or a brew as they usually call it i went to camp bastian one i went there in a helicopter obviously because i was with the military and i landed and a commanding officer of some sort said welcome to camp bastian would you like a brew and i said oh yes please so i got a cup of army tea very strong and he said why don't you come and meet some of the whichever platoon they were and i walked about from here to them 10 yards 15 yards i met a load of blokes and girls who were cleaning some weapons and that sort of thing and they said oh hello nice of you to go would you like a brew i said oh yeah i'd love it so i had a brew and they said why didn't you look in the workshop we were just changing the engine or something so i walked to the workshop which was about where hugh is now and i went in through the door i said oh i've come to see this engine change doing they said oh yeah great would you like a brew and they made me and you get a cup of tea every 20 paces in the army and yet here is a man from the military who has this set up where he can do things as exotic as mate gin and he hasn't got a kettle two three oh they tin of course oh he's redeemed himself not having a kettle but he does have tin mugs so we can all burn our faces in a minute james may properly drives his new car for the first time so this is when i took the mirai second attempt to drive the new mirror i drove it down to lucy's house where we made some films about um cooking things on a barbecue i think joey the lips fagin james is the most fascinating muslim murdering james is the most fascinating motoring journalist ever especially when he gets philosophical thank you that's a nice comment again lucy but no reese collison i'm so glad i'm not the only person who is obsessed with a car having a nice indicator noise no i like a nice indicator noise i have done since i was a child and my mother's mini when i was small so it was a it was secondhand then so it was an early mini and duplicate the classic cardboards yes it had pieces of string to open the doors and the windows slid they didn't wind down but that had the old i think it originally appeared on the morris minor indicator stalk and it made a nice tick tick tick electro mechanical tick but the end of the storm flashed green you know what i'm talking about i guess and when you're three or four years old that is that's like going into outer space and having a close look at jupiter it's just amazing little nice to see james is wearing his mother's curtains again and get this comment a lot but why is it always my mother's curtains or my grandmother's curtains why isn't it not my uncle's curtains or lucy's curtains or ben's curtains or my own curtains or just curtains that's an insult to my sainted mother suggesting she would have that sort of hanging on the wall covering the windows up met i was wondering why the air i inhaled today was so pure thank you james you are a true hero he's talking about the purification system which is in the mirror which has to make sure the air is very clean before it passes into the fuel cell but as a result of that effectively i mean it's a little bit of a gimme but it leaves a wake of perfectly pure air behind it which is why it has the little graphic that shows joggers running along and how many people's lives you've improved by driving around in your mirror it's it's a bit righteous but no i get that was sarcasm as well in case anybody didn't recognize them jerome levesque boucher other journalists it has x horsepower and why pound feet of talk may no smell like comment subscribe best review love the guy thank you a lot of people become far too obsessed with basically the spreadsheets of cars i power torque not to 60 top speed lap time as i've said i've said this hundreds of times cars aren't spreadsheets they are performative things and it's about a sensation not about figures you can't enjoy a figure destruction nl so let's think about this for a second james may owns a car with a sport mode that's overkill right there it is actually sport modes generally aren't very good if you buy a sports car it should be in sport mode when it comes off the end of the production though woody 10198 i'm writing my thesis on hydrogen storage in the uk good luck with that we'll certainly incorporate some of what may talked about also love the description of the ride quality as nuggety not my word actually i can't take credit for that i think it was originally let's think back to the old days yes it was mel or was it yes it was it was in car magazine it was mel i've forgotten his name what's his name the writer mel not mel gibson he's a film star mel christ i've forgotten his name mel nichols thank you how do you know that you're only 12. oh you looked it up what did you look up mel from car magazine that's on the internet well there you go so i'm not trying to take credit for it it was mel nichols formerly the editor of car magazine who first as far as i know described a ride as nuggety good word though craven 83 this man's voice is incredible but it's still going this is a terrible idea lucy i'm not even sure i'm going to let you put this out this is the most underrated car james may owns this is about my alpine which is parked right out there at the moment chris hale i know chris hell or i know acres how his comment subscribe drops randomly are the subtle humor i show up for thank you klinsksk automatic only utterly boring if i ever win one i'll sell it on the spot it's not automatic it's a paddle shift semi-automatic you can change it manually i you decide when to change gear what you really mean is clutchless in fact it isn't even clutchless because it's got one of those but it's robotic i don't understand why people get so worked up about manual transmissions i've got two manual transmission cars the porsche and the beach bugger they're quite interesting i quite enjoy doing it occasionally but if it's taken away it's not going to ruin my life any more than you know manual ignition advance being taken away hasn't ruined my life what level of driver aids do you not accept there are lots on even the most basic car if it was built in the last 30 or 40 years ignition advance mixture control automatic lubrication headlights that you don't have to like with a match gear sticks that are on the inside of the car roofs proper steering wheels they're all driver aids stefan shop unfortunately overpriced and paul design sorry capped in slow motion i would agree it is on the pricey side i i'm not mad on the retro designers you know but in terms of engineering design i think the car's excellent a wall i wish i could have that positive outlook on life was james's view on the alpine well try it john turner james should review his watch collection i don't have a watch collection i just happen to have more than one watch which a lot of people do does anybody here have more than one watch gus does you don't you do you do so out of the five people here four which is eighty percent am i right yes have more than one watch and it would be quite dull here's my watch here's another watch broadly the same thing slightly different color thank you there is a cup of hm forces speck strong tea in a tin mug with a blue rim absolutely perfect only took him about three hours to get the message james may has fallen back in love with his beach buggy from the grand tour a creative name that's the name of the commenter james may saying button was not something i expected to hear today well why not it's only a word gustav du por captain slo is 30 old is getting old yes well we all are we've been into this before guy chapman and i have a message for you dear viewers nailed it this is the most james bay that james may has ever james made thank you johnny stoker i think he would be such a boring person and destroy the car by putting an electric motor in it but i didn't there in tulsian tulsian i was having and it sounds like i'm really culturally unaware not being able to say all these names but i'm not entirely sure how to pronounce some of them i apologize if i'm getting them wrong i'm doing my best i was having a really bad day and james put a big smile on my face through this i love you sir thank you and i doubly apologize for saying your name wrong in that case old tea love how unapologetically himself that james may he just does his thing kick a hoe kick a hobo is that somebody's user name hello viewers immediately start craving a weird sandwich yeah tanish bat i think drive tribe is the perfect platform for james to thrive on his own he's genuinely a one am one hey oh he's genuinely a one-man army yes well not really because there's hundreds of people lucy and ben and go guessing what have you that's a toft somehow a video with james may appearing from behind random objects explaining things is just what i needed to unwind right now thank you that's because i appeared from oh god the tick tock massacre it makes me happy that james is trying to understand memes well i think i understand that i understand the idea of a meme i mean we had memes when i was a kid it's just that we didn't have the internet to put them on but we had expressions and gestures and all the rest of it i understand them but i understand when they're a bit crap epicurean broderick i love the fact james doesn't pretend to be someone he's not he refuses to fake happiness okay james may's absolutely disgust at the low effort tiktok memes makes me happy i don't know that they're necessarily low effort i think some of them probably took many hours to do aditya sundaram james trying to understand 21st century internet culture is too wholesome i didn't say i don't i do understand it it's it's still only just words and life and pictures well maybe i'm missing something i don't know maybe i am old the only next logical step is having him react to bottom gear that would be incredibly amazing i have seen boston gear of course i have um i actually find that quite entertaining for a bit i mean it's getting a bit samey now to be honest but it was yeah it's quite good actually no i'm going to say it's it's pretty good actually tony thai james may is any person on earth that can make cheese boring this video is just as boring as those tick tocks well it was those tick tocks that's what the video was about l waves lucy didn't do this for james's entertainment she did it for hours as we watch his responses she succeeded it was actually mike fernie's idea i hadn't realized that at the time lucio didn't really think lucy's rubbish lucy's only employed as a psychological bully really he's also completely right tiktok is a load of bollocks that's all folks like comment subscribe that's a mean [Music] you

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Length: 17min 56sec (1076 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 16 2022