Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's Circle | CONAN on TBS

[Music] you know there are many famous landmarks here in chicago but none is more love than the wiener circle let's face it people love the wiener circle people go there for the chicago hot dogs and also for the extremely hostile staff see they put down the customers who in turn yell back at them it's a tradition it's fun it's intense it's very very vulgar all right we thought as an experiment we would send to the wiener circle the nicest most polite person we know jack mcbrear of 30 rides such look at that face such a nice guy we wanted to see how jack would handle this incredibly abusive environment here now is his report [Music] [Music] yeah hey conan i'm here right outside the wiener circle thanks so much for sending me here um i'm real excited i've heard great things and it looks like there's a lot going on in there so come on let's go check it out [Applause] do you want to charge hey wipe [Applause] foreign gingerbread [Music] very rude i'm coming back with a friend and you will be very sorry yeah [Music] [Applause] a oh yeah oh yeah skanky smurfs you listen you listen to me queen la queefa listen to you and your mouth do you kiss your pimp with that now you know what they say what's wrong with that what's wrong with that that's perfectly natural where he comes from why are you so mean to this kid his sisters used to tease him mercilessly especially during sex that's not true don't be ashamed hey you know why you guys work for tips because no one will stick the whole thing in that's nice oh yeah oh no you didn't go to high school oh no you didn't wash your ass today oh no you didn't oh yeah oh no you didn't yeah yeah yeah your mama's she and your daddy and your sister coat and your uncle's mouth and that's right i said it and you know i'm gonna stick my head in the marble sofa where the faces fall off and the jew says you ain't all that that's what you gonna take me out to the bargain buy me some peanuts and cracker jack i don't even care if i ever come back joseph and the amazing technicolor dream coat fried green tomatoes steven sisterhood of the traveling pants that's right america ferrara 800 588 2300 empire beach why do you say hurtful things words matter seriously seriously yelling at people like this for a living how do you sleep in your car at night i didn't know tyler perry worked here oh my god especially carbohydrates you're like nicki minaj minus the everything and we weren't for you no no we want to show you how it's done come on now we're coming in there and showing you how it's done you want a charm dog how about to shut up with cheese right walk away walk away oh yeah fine it's on jack relish onions disinfectant yeah i'll take a hot dog shark jack take this guy i got to get him out of here do you want this wiener to go or would you like to shove it up your ass right here very good very good okay [Applause] shut up it's good that's not bad tip eggs hey this put your hand down [Applause] yes before you go [Applause] [Music] understand [Applause] the wiener circle is a great place for me to puke on

Channel: Team Coco

Views: 13,971,655

Rating: 4.9396119 out of 5

Keywords: 30 Rock, Chicago, Conan, Conan (TV Series), Jack McBrayer, TBS, TBS (TV Channel), Team Coco, Triumph, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Wiener's Circle, andy richter, best moments of conan, celebrity interviews, coco, comedy, comedy sketches, conan best, conan best moments, conan brien, conan classic, conan o'brian, conan obrien interview, conan obrien podcast, conan on tbs, conan remotes, funny moments on conan, late night show, sketch, talk show, talk show hosts, top 10 conan

Id: 33zPlnhymCU

Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/phishyfee]

The line about Tyler Perry was a game changer. The rest of the staff lost it when Triumph said it.

[u/imgonnacallyouretard]

I wonder if all those people knew they were about to get puked on at the end? Everyone who got puked on looks pretty pissed off

[u/LovableContrarian]

I actually lost it the most when he started reciting the Empire Carpets number/jingle.

So random. Didn't even know that was a national thing.

[u/FKvelez]

This will become a classic.

[u/Pg21_SubsecD_Pgrph12]

Still the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zWNJHS9PBE

[u/thecobbsalad1]

I always lose it when Triumph breaks out his big, furry, pole for an arm and starts poking people in the chest.

[u/windtalker44]

"Do you know why you work for tips? Cause no one is willing enough to stick it all the way in!" I lost it right there. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. i had tears. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is the greatest!

[u/feelbetternow]

The first time I went there, I didn't know the deal. It was empty, and I just politely ordered my food, said please and thank you, and tipped well (which was noticed). The next time I went, it was crowded, and there was SO much yelling. But the girl at the counter recognized me! And again, I was nice and polite, which baffled the loud drunks nearby.

Now when I go, they usually recognize me, so I neither get nor give abuse. I feel like I'm missing out, but at the same time, it's hilarious to have them be nice to me while immediately changing gears to yell horrible things at the person next to me.

[u/Niyeaux]

YOU GON' SIGN THIS TITTY BEFORE YOU GO.