It's Lulu Featuring Alf Garnett 1973

[Applause] listen i want to ask you something see we got this charity dude diana bowling on saturday night in a saloon bar see and i've been like delegated a part of all that knowledge would you play in it i've been delegated to come down here and ask you've got to do a bit for us you feel right we've got a drums and a piano down here you know what charity well it's a darts club at it we want to get a new board i'm not a charity must be joking you shut up will he has nothing to do with you do you know here you just me you ain't a couple of them thespians are you i mean you know with a short hair and a long charge no no definitely not no anyway see what i thought was this i thought if you went on first light you know down opponent you warm them up light and then i'll go on and see my bit can you sing can i see can i bloody sing [Music] what's the matter don't you like a bit of opera our pile of money paper in and pass it it was waste to cool a paper angry so he made up some paste you're late you later silly devil himself a professional musician he bought some rolls of paper got a ladder and a brush all right all right don't show off let's play what's writ that's mark pianapissimo jingle bells he can't and with my mummy's night young at it he made a rush [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] i could have damaged my air follicles that could have listen you amazed me off i didn't know you had it in you really didn't oh well me dancing and everything well you don't have to have long hair adjust the scene you know i'm built out a song and all i mean not like your long hair brigade it might look like shirley temp but i can't sing like that all guitars are long hair your modern youth i mean in our day the piano was the instrument even if you couldn't play it looked nice in the front room didn't it got pictures on him in guitar get a power cut i can't even hear it can you it's all your longevity diving down at west ham's like a team of girls now down here who were all west ham they didn't start the season off too well i bet there's a lot of black faces down there off two bloody many if you ask me like a black and white mystery show on a saturday afternoon down here listen there's a lot of scots on the team now they're all blooming foreigners and i bobby moore's the only one with english basketball hey i'm scottish oh yeah well i mean you know present company accepted we're not real scottish are you i mean you're more like anglo aren't you like billy bremler you are but not in a face i mean not you know not in a well i mean you're not a real scotch i mean don't speak the garlic do you i think we better stop arguing who's arguing wasn't ogre just discussing it why don't you sing a song with me no but you can sing a song with me if you like i'll do the jokes you see i could have been another man's vibrator i've been jewish i'm not seeing all that cool music you know going all that rubbish every little while i miss your smile i'm always dreaming i'm always scheming because i love you and only you want great [Music] [Music] not personally but my granny used to sing be cheeky good old days i was girl blimey beer forbids a pipe your booze your way down to southend have a gap full in the ivy ass stag around a castle all the cobbles you could eat oh lovely have a few more crates on our way home and if you felt dick in the morning see the quack bung him and you still had change out of 10 bombs [Music] [Music] get off of me bloody slobber dummy face yeah i think she fazes me every every every little one good old days you know we'll never come back thank goodness for that what are you talking about thank goodness for that well my granny used to tell me about those long dogs no if we had a few more dog dudes for me yeah

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Length: 8min 38sec (518 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 20 2021