iPhone 13 Pro Max “Real Review “

yo what's up everybody it's your boy floss back again with another video and today we're going to do the real review for the iphone 13 pro max now let me start off with my usual disclaimer this video might be kind of long so grab your popcorn and your thought juice and get comfortable now i'm going to start off by answering two questions everybody been asking me all week number one you got an iphone 12 pro max should you upgrade and get the 13 pro max and the answer is yes now usually i would say the answer is yes and no yes because you want to be at the top of the food chain but no because you're basically buying the same phone twice with some minor upgrades this year the answer is 100 yes i would upgrade for two reasons now there's a bunch of other reasons but two main reasons number one the 120 hertz refresh rate on the display let's talk about that for a minute a lot of y'all who don't use android phones who never use the phone with 120 hertz refresh rate don't understand how smooth that makes your phone feel now i've been using 120 hertz for a long time whenever i go from android to iphone during the day say i picked up my galaxy s21 and then i use the iphone 12 pro max whenever i switch from android to iphone you always feel a difference it feels like the iphone is smooth but it just feels a little bit slower now whenever i have these big android versus iphone wars i always tell my boys they got iphones your phones just don't feel as smooth as an android phone and half of them never used an android phone with 120 hertz refresh rate so they don't know what i'm talking about let me say this the iphone 13 pro max the 120 hertz refresh rate is the one upgrade that you as an iphone user didn't know you needed until you got it now let me explain when i first get a new phone being somebody who reviews phones all the times when i get a new phone the first thing i'm doing is looking for the things that i don't like now i want every phone to be the best i'm not going into it with a closed mind but i'm going into it from a reviewers kind of uh standpoint so i'm looking for the good and the bad i'm not an apple fan boy i'm not just jumping on apple's nutsacks like oh this is the dopest phone i'm looking for things that i don't like so when i first pulled out the phone and i started using it the best word to describe the experience is wet all right now shout out to my shorty she hate when i say moist this phone feels moist it just feels wet when you start scrolling through the iphone you're going to notice the difference in the way it's and the way it feels the way it scrolls the way everything just moves around it feels like you got water underneath the display and that's how android phones with 120 hertz refresh rate been feeling for years for a long time that's why us as hardcore android users now look no fan boy going on i'm just going to keep it real with y'all but people who've been using 120 to refresh rate there's a reason that you'll never want to go back now when you use this iphone 13 pro max you're going to understand the glory i the glory that android user's been telling y'all about for all this time the 120 hertz refresh rate this feels like a totally different experience on ios it's unbelievable now even though you could do the same thing similar on your ipad it's different because of the size of the device on a small phone like this the 120 hertz refresh rate is going to blow your mind all right you're going to love this i would upgrade for that reason alone but there's more all right shout out to billy mays but wait there's more and speaking of more ladies and gentlemen late but still great white shoes is back in the building [Music] the next reason i would upgrade from the 13 hour from the 12 to the 13 the camera and not just the regular point-and-shoot camera cinematic mode on the camera cinematic mode on the iphone 13 pro max is the best video camera that i've ever used on any phone to this day and i'm gonna go on record right now as much as i love android phones the cinematic mode on the 13 pro max is a game changer now i don't like throwing that word around loosely but it really is use cinematic mode on your videos you're gonna feel like martin scorsese all right you're gonna feel like spike lee making a movie about you eating a ham sandwich it's just gonna look extra cinematic now i'm gonna show you this video that my brother took we was at a little jewelry store event all he did was pull out his 13 pro max point and shoot using cinematic mode now we was both kind of learning it together first he did a video without cinematic mode and it looked like a dope video but i said look man let's try cinematic mode let's try to learn it together because just like i always say any feature on your phone is a gimmick unless you take the time to learn how to use it now this is my first iphone 13 pro max so i was i wasn't born knowing how to use it so i said look let's play around with cinematic mode boy was that the best decision that i ever made okay cinematic mode is going to have all your videos of your pets your video of you eating dinner with your daughters and you or your son or whatever your videos of you and your girl or you and your man on the date everything is gonna look so cinematic and smooth matter of fact let me pull up that video real quick i'll pull it up on the i'll pull it up on this on this iphone check this out now just for context okay i'm at a jewelry store event we're promoting the jewelry store that's opening up well actually it's opened up already but you know they're trying to branch out so they had a little jewelry store event all right so this is a warning because we're going to be acting a little bit ghetto but check this out now look at the video now turn the sound off because like i said it's very ghetto but my brother's just shooting with the iphone 13 pro max this looks like something you will see in a rap video look at the background closely you see you got the bokeh effect the zoom the pants everything is super smooth and cinematic this is beautiful all right this is beautiful and you can tell at the beginning of the video when the dude is holding them look at this this is so sick so cinematic mode and the 120 hertz refresh rate that's an upgrade right there alone nice shoes shoes that is enough to upgrade next now let me answer the next question everybody wants to know for 2021 okay now we ask this question every year when a new iphone comes out android versus iphone who wins who wins for the year and as much as i'm feeling this iphone 13 pro max because i really am android wins again right android wins again because of one word and one word only innovation we're gonna talk about that in a minute innovation okay that's why android is still winning we got phones that do stuff like this bong all right hold up look at this let's do that one more time look at this this is a foldable phone okay foldable devices that's why android wins in my opinion now iphone wins when it comes to cinematic mode in the camera but other than that if you want to go feature versus feature android still wins all right android is winning again now shout out to all my apple fans i the apple shout out to apple mafia i need the apple mafia to stand down for a minute all right samsung knights i know y'all getting ready to have a good laugh apple mafia i need y'all to stand down for a minute because i got to talk about everything that i don't like now i know this is the part of video that y'all don't like nobody likes to hear things about you just spent 14 15 1600 bucks on the phone you don't want to hear somebody complaining about the things that they don't like but like i always say all right this is not a commercial this is a review alright this is not a sales pitch i'm not trying to get y'all to go out and buy an iphone this is a review i'm somebody that bought an iphone so i'm going to tell you everything that i like about it and everything that i don't like about it and then you make your own decision now you're going to see me pulling out android phones throughout the course of this video this is not a comparison video but whenever i tell you i don't like something i like to give y'all the reason why i like it on something else i'm not just going to say oh i don't like phones that don't have fingerprint sensors and then don't show you a phone that has a fingerprint sensor i'm not going to do it like that i want to have a phone on standby which is probably going to be an android phone because that's what it is to give y'all a valid reason of why i don't like certain things okay so let's start off with everything that i don't like number one the price okay now shout out to apple for giving us more storage but one terabyte for 1600 bucks let me clear my home sixteen hundred bucks for one terabyte that price is too goddamn high all right that's tgh to get damn high g-a-t all right to get damn high i don't like that now i always say you gotta pay to play i understand that and i also say if you're gonna spend a thousand bucks then this is one of the phones that you want all right if you're gonna drop a thousand you're not gonna like it i don't like it either all right but this is one of the phones that you want if you're gonna spend a thousand get one of these okay do not spend a thousand bucks on an asus rog five as much as i love that phone the camera can't compare all right this is only these are only two phones that are worth that big giant price tag but i don't like it i just because you know you go out to dinner you order the lobster the lobster scanty you know what i'm saying the shrimp scampi you're not gonna like that price when you get the bill but you're gonna like the food this is the lobster right this is the shrimp the scrimp scampi scrimp hey this is the scrim scampi phone right here all right so the price i don't like it but i respect it and i respect apple for dropping one terabyte you need that especially with a phone like this with cinematic mode on the camera you're gonna be shooting a lot of videos save up that extra couple of dollars get the one terabyte version next speaking of price all right now you buy one terabyte iphone 13 pro max you drop 1600 bucks plus tax looking at almost 1700 bucks no charger in the box i don't like that now apple is the one who started this trend all right they made their bed so they got to lie in it now i don't support samsung and xiaomi jumping on the bandwagon now look i do live on the planet earth all right so i'm all about the environment you know what i'm saying every now and then i will hug a tree i when i'm walking down the block i give a tree a little hug a little dap i respect that but there's plenty of other ways to save the environment instead of short-changing you after you drop 600 bucks on a charger i'll take the give me the phone wrap it up and wrap it up in a towel and sell it to me like that save all of the cardboard boxes save the apple troll stickers save all of that give me the phone the charger some headphones wrap it up in the towel and present it to me like that i'll take that i'll take the loss from the presentation as a as opposed to the accessories i'm spending 1600 700 bucks give me my accessories all right i don't like not having to charge in the box next speaking of things that's not in the box no headphone jack that's just whack apple y'all can have that that ain't even what i'm mad at all right hashtag bars shout out to my man arse look no headphone jack i'm not even gonna gripe about that anymore because like i said in a different video that went the way of the dodo all right if you don't know what the dodo is don't worry about it because the dodo's not here anymore neither the headphone jack i understand that i'm shooting mad bars today i understand that but if you're not going to give me the headphone jack and you're going to charge me 600 bucks put the dongle in the box apple i am talking directly to tim apple all right tim apple shout out to everybody who knows tim apple tim apple put the dongle in the box because there's still plenty of people like me who drive classic cars with the aux cable there's plenty of people have these karaoke machines and have all these instruments and dj controllers that require the headphone jack connection from your iphone to that device i'm not asking for a headphone jack all i'm asking for is put the dongle in the box and while you're at it put some headphones in the box why not yeah i used to do it why not i don't understand that you could buy a phone right now from red magic or one of these other companies that have more features on paper than this phone costs less less than half the price they give you the battery okay they give you the the battery charger the brick they give you a case headphone jack dongle they give you everything in the box screen protector all of that comes in the box you need to tell them you drop 1600 bucks and you get nothing i don't like that i don't like that let's keep it moving next here's something else i don't like i gotta pull up i gotta pull up a nice clean page this right here all right the notch all right shout out to the george jefferson hairline all right the bernie sanders edition i don't like the notch now granted it is a little bit smaller than last year's iphone but it's time to let the notch go all right innovation man that kid that's the key word to this video innovation you got phones like samsung and xiaomi coming out with cameras underneath the display it's time to get rid of this notch alright it just looks nobody likes it you know at first when it came out it was it was the laughing stock in the industry but apple made up for it by having one of the best face id's probably the best face unlock in the game so you kind of got used to it and then it kind of became a staple of apple but i don't like that i i do not like the way that notch looks let me see if i can pull up something that has a a brighter background something like this you you know you see how that looks that notch just looks crazy i'm not feeling it at all all right so apple tim apple all right on your next product research video and in your next video for r d r d your way up out of that notch all right we tired of that let's keep it moving next no fingerprint sensor all right now the thing that kills me about this is the other day i just reviewed the iphone not the iphone the ipad mini the ipad mini has a dope fingerprint sensor on the top of the device that could have been placed right there on the side of the phone bomb fingerprint sensor bomb just like how samsung did it you see right there on the side let me put my code in real quick okay now watch this fingerprint sense on the side bong just like that this way when you're wearing your coronavirus mask right because coronavirus is still a thing coronavirus dorona the rona is still here all right when you're on that flight i don't care now look we're not going to get into a big debate whether you believe the rhone is real or not the point is when you're on that flight you really do got to wear a mask you got your iphone in your hand every time you want to open your phone you got to keep pulling your mask down or putting up or putting your pattern into your pen let me look away put in your pattern on your pit on not my you can't even use a pattern all right your pin you only can use a pin now i'm so used to saying pattern the pin because on android phones you have a choice okay now look if you live in that scumbag life you might not want to use the actual pin because you might have to open up the phone next to the person that you being scummy with you know what i'm saying you it's easier to go like this some crazy wild pattern then have to somebody can easily stand over your shoulder and memorize your pattern all right memorize your your pin but when you go like this right when when you got to open your phone and this is the pattern nobody's going to remember that nobody's going to remember that fingerprint sensor all right apple photo now look you can have the on-screen fingerprint sensor like this bomb just like that throw it on the side throw it on the back put it somewhere i put it somewhere because in this day and age mask ain't going away all right max is going to be around for my my personal opinion i think people gonna be wearing masks for the next five ten years i know i will because ever since this whole ronin stuff started i haven't been getting sick like i usually do because now when i travel i'm always wearing a mask so even after this is all this is under control chances are i still travel with my mask on because i enjoy flying and getting back home and not being sick and i enjoy that all right so apple let's get a fingerprint sensor throw it on the side if you don't want to mess up the beautiful aesthetics of the front of the phone big words alert aesthetics if you don't want to mess up the aesthetics of the front throw it right here on the side bang the same way use the same implementation that you put on our ipad mini put on an iphone let's keep it moving next now this is something that really grinds my gears all right no home screen rotation i hate this i the reason i hate it because i hate that you can do it on an ipad and you can't do it on an iphone and also hate that you could do it on your apple iphone 8 y'all remember the iphone 8 you used to be able to rotate the home screen on the 8 you can't rotate it on the big boy i don't like that now when you get in your car right you got your phone like this maybe you want to put it on the dock that goes like this all right now all of my desk uh desktop all of my car charging docks i like to have my phone like this if you put your phone like this you want uber driver status nothing wrong with being an uber driver but if you're not an uber driver then why i look like an uber driver if i'm driving uber i'm getting the uber money okay cool let me rock out like this but sometimes you want to be on some cool you want to have your phone like this okay you need landscape mode for your car chargers no home screen rotation i hate that and when i'm in my car i got the phone like this it just looks weird it just looks weird it would look so much better if you could just rotate it now tim apple that's software all right that's not even that's not even a big hardware gripe that's a software issue that you can easily fix use the same here comes that word again implementation the same way you implemented it on the ipad put it on the phone right just that simple okay no home screen rotation i don't like that next now here's something else i don't like powershell all right reverse wireless charging now apple finally got wireless charge a couple of years ago i clearly remember having my usual android versus iphone wars and i used to say oh android phones we got wireless charge all of my apple friends they used to say oh wireless chargers whack who cares about wireless charge oh it charges so slow who cares about that as soon as apple came out with wireless charge it was like yo i'm getting a wireless charger in my car oh you see all the new cars coming with the wireless charging pad wireless charge is the future i get it i get it and as an android user we get it but powershell powershare means reverse wireless charging so if both of us all right you as an apple mafia henchman and me as a samsung knight we both sitting at the dinner table both of our phones are getting ready to die one of us can help the other one out the other one can't if you got an android phone you turn on reverse wireless charging charge your friend's iphone okay if you got an iphone you can't do that i don't like that all right apple we need powershell now i'm going to say this as a this is a straight up fact my earpods and all of these little uh bluetooth earbuds that i've been using the ones that have wireless charge especially about one of my favorites uh the clips the t52anc i love those earbuds i've never charged them yet using a wired cable never every single time i charge those i take it this phone has it the galaxy this phone has it on the fold i take out my earpods earbud pros i take out my clips i take out my bnos any earbuds that i got when i sit down somewhere i charge them up on the back of the phone i've never plugged them in yet now for trying to charge a big device you're not going to get a full charge and you don't need it right the perfect example is shout out to my nephew he's one of the members of the apple mafia he thinks everything from from android is trash but every time we go to dinner the first question he comes out with is yo you got that um you got that android phone that does that that charge i'm like i'm like oh you mean powershare i said correctly you mean powershare yeah you got that phone with the powersheet yes why would you like to charge your phone yeah my phone is on seven percent can you get me up to 25 get me up to 30 299 a minute i'm saying i'm charging 2.99 a minute now all right powershare it's not a gimmick it's something that you can actually use in real life and you need to drop it on the iphone and start playing around next all right let me say it right no power i don't like that next 20 watt fast wireless charge that ain't enough all right zero to 50 in 30 minutes that's pretty dope but that ain't enough all right that ain't enough now look i know what somebody's getting ready to say every time i talk about 120 watt fast charging somebody's going to say oh but it's not good for your battery oh it kills the longevity of the battery look man that argument would have been valid a couple of years ago when people was keeping cell phones for three years nobody's keeping this iphone 13 pro max for three years no one and on top of that here's my me 10 ultra now i've been using this phone for over a year from day one you see the battery percentage right now it's on 100. i just took it off the charger a little while ago every time i come down here to shoot videos i usually turn this phone on and put it on my nest camera and use it as a security camera while i'm recording okay this battery has been going from zero to 100 then drained recharged 000 and drained basically every day or every other day y'all see i shoot a lot of videos for the last over a year and some change no battery degradation at all same thing with one of the phones now this phone i actually use every day this phone is in my pocket my mi 11 ultra 120 watt fast charging now y'all seen the video i did for this one we're talking about zero to a hundred percent in 28 minutes y'all see the me 11t i did the other day zero to 100 and 23 minutes that's what i'm talking about okay battery degradation that's only something that you got to worry about if you're going to be keeping this phone for five years now if you're smart and you spent 1600 bucks on the phone you should have insurance on it why drop 600 bucks on the phone and not put insurance on it my argument would be let me get the battery degradation after a year and a half two years if which i'm saying is a big if if that did happen after two years and you just wanted to be that guy that has an iphone 13 pro max two years from now okay fine exchange it from apple to get a new battery but in the meantime i'd rather have the quick charge i'd rather charge my phone from zero to 100 in 30 minutes and worry about battery degradation later okay and like i said all of that battery degradation bs i'm not buying it okay i'm not buying it i use these phones all day every day i fast charge them up all day every day i got 101 of these 120 watt chargers laying around apple all right we want some faster charging now i'm not saying you got to jump out the window and go 120 watts you don't got to be like xiaomi but maybe maybe 65 watt charging 0 to 100 in 45 minutes i'll take that i'll take that but no really fast charging this is quick charge no fast charge i don't like that this is quick charge i respect it but it's not fast enough for me again once you use a phone like this then you're gonna be like hold up i ain't got 30 minutes for a full charge i got 30 minutes i need my shower and shave status i need a 30 minute phone now i had the same gripe with samsung so this is no like i said no fanboy i had the same gripe with the samsung phones we need faster charging that's why xiaomi is killing the game right now let's keep it moving next now this is something right here that i really don't like no always on display okay now you got wireless charge i shoot screw you got wireless charge so you're gonna have your phone like this on a nice desktop wireless charger every time you get a notification you can't see it you're gonna have to wait for the phone to light up if you happen to be looking at it but if not this is how your phone is gonna look on the charger all day as opposed to this which one would you rather have on your desktop let me turn this one off this phone is so fast it don't even want to turn off i look at that which one would you rather have on your desktop charger you wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning and you look over at your phone what do you see nothing versus the time the date and my battery percentage and my notifications always on display now this is fully customizable this is probably one of the best always on displays in the game the xiaomi ones but samsung is right up there too come on apple all right the biggest argument was okay well they got lcd displays people don't really put always on displays on lcd panels now you got amoled panels what's your excuse now okay we're talking about battery drain this battery drain that that's that that's all cap right for a lot of y'all that keep saying oh well i'm glad they don't have an always on display that drains your battery faster or you get screen burning that's 100 okay now always on the chair i got a notification right there for my next camera always on displays they're not going to just stay right there if you notice they move around right that's to prevent screen burn they're never going to stay in the same spot and if i want to turn my always on display off without touching anything in the settings all i have to do is turn my phone upside down that'll automatically turn off always on display all right your phone is never going to have always on display on why it's face down and then when you pull it up put it back on your desktop charger your always a display will pop back up all right so apple it's time for always on displays we got it on the apple watch it's time to bring it onto the iphone all right so no always on display i don't like that next multitasking all right this is the one now this is the one that be causing a lot of controversy multitasking and when i say multitasking i mean split screen multitasking so let's go to let's go let's go let's go to amazon matter of fact let's do it like this i said we'll go to amazon from the iphone right now let's go to amazon and let's go to uh facebook at the same time okay now say i'm on amazon and i want to go over to facebook i can swipe over like this bang back and forth now i'm on amazon shopping oh let me take it back to facebook okay and i'm on facebook take it back to amazon that is not multitasking okay let me show you what multitasking is i have you know we always got to do this let's go to amazon okay so we go over to amazon now we're gonna hit this button we'll do a little split screen and let's go to uh let's go to facebook on the bottom matter of fact let me open this up real quick okay so we got facebook i shoot yeah facebook shoot shoes tell to tell just it interrupted me hold us again watch this watch this watch this okay all right this is multitasking this is facebook on the top amazon on the bottom no splitting back and forth two fully functional web pages at the same time i shoot thank you excuse this bounce this is multitasking okay not this that's not multitasking that's quick tasking all right i will say it's quick that's quick tasking but that's not multitasking now every time i say this i get the same argument oh who uses that people don't even use that people don't even use that you only don't use it because you don't got it all right if you had it you would use it and i use it all the time plenty of times i'll be chilling on facebook and i'll get one of these ads y'all seen the other day for the fred milly oh like this right here i get an ad for some versace glasses or whatever you know one of these ads will pop up i say you know what before i order it from facebook let me take it over to amazon and see if they got it on amazon for a little bit cheaper you hit the split screen now i could be on amazon check those same glasses or while i'm watching the video about the product i can search it right there that is multitasking okay apple it's only been about 10 years all right it's time to bring out multitasking now give people an option i know some of y'all going to say oh i would never use that options here all right give me the option i know you may not you may never use it there's a lot of features on android phones that i don't ever use but i want the option all right i just dropped over 1600 bucks on this iphone give me the give me the option give me the choice all right maybe i want to use it maybe i'll never use it but i guarantee you people are going to use it if they put it on an iphone i can guarantee you that all right so no multitasking i don't like that next here's another one i don't like on the camera let me pull up the camera real quick no superzoom okay now the maximum zoom on this is you got 15 times zoom okay 50 times zoom that's not bad i'm not going to say i don't i hate it that's not bad but let's pull out this phone right here all right let's go to zoom you got 15 times zoom 20 30 40 60 80 100 120 times zoom i look this is zoomed so much you can't even see that iphone and i know again somebody's gonna say oh who needs all of that zoom if you go to my instagram look at that picture that i posted when i was in vegas on the 55th floor matter of fact i'll show it to y'all real quick all right check this out now i shot this picture with the me11 ultra and this is why i call it scumbag zoom now i'm 55 floors up if you pinch the zoom you can barely see anybody down there now i activated the super zoom look at this and that person is all the way down by the water you can't even see them with the naked eye right now bomb just like that now that's why i call it scumbag zoom because you can use it to be scummy if you want but you can also use it for good you can use it for good the way i use it the most is when i park somewhere if there's no parking sign or the parking uh the the sign that shows the hours that you can park if it's all the way down the block i don't have to walk all the way to the corner all i got to do is get out the car use my scumbag zoom and i could read that sign from a block and a half two blocks away all right so for 1600 bucks apple we want more zoom on the camera all right 15 times zoom that's pretty good but we need at least 50 to 60 minimum for this price range now i wouldn't complain if no other phones had it but you got it on the galaxy you got it on the xiaomi phones it's time to bring it to the iphones next all right so no scumbag zoom i don't like that now here's something else i don't like with your videos i say you're shooting a video you can't pause the videos i hate that i hate not being able to pause the video now here's a perfect example you see like i'm gonna show you this video i just took the other day and pull it up real quick you see the video i made the other day when i was messing around with the maya this was all one incident i this was supposed to be all one shot but i had to post it as three different shots because you can't pause the video now watch this i'm gonna pull out my galaxy phone go to videos now while i'm recording i can start recording i can hit pause okay let some more stuff go down then i can start recording again okay let's hit pause let a little little more stuff go down now let me you know do some more do some more silliness bust some more balls then i can just bong he'll record one more time alright so that's three records i hit pause let's hit stop let's go to the video you see all one video that's what i'm talking about okay now with your iphones no pausing on the video i don't like that okay you gotta every time you you're shooting a nice video and something happens you want to take a break for a second you got to stop the video like say i'm recording right now i got to stop the video and start it again why do that i i i don't understand why apple doesn't let you pause videos i don't understand that okay now if i'm doing something wrong y'all let me know but but i have never seen a way to pause my iphone video while i'm recording that would be a nice feature next now let me try to let me try to speed this up next no notification led now y'all see all of my flash notifications going off i'm forced to use that because there's no notification led that would have been a nice feature this way say you want to do some scumbag you can turn off all your notifications you don't need the screen to keep popping up but when you glance at your phone and it's on your desktop uh wireless charger you want to see a little notification led to let you know you got missed calls miss notifications let you change the color of it so maybe if it's flashing green i know i got a missed call if it's flashing orange i gotta miss text message notification leds okay there's no notification led on the iphone i don't like that next now there's two more things that i don't like i'm gonna wrap this up next color choices now some some people gonna say it's kind of petty but color choices coming out with the same colors from last year that was such a corny lazy move from apple that was wack right now i do love this new blue but why not come out with all new colors maybe one signature color from last year keep the gold because everybody loves the gold all right so keep the gold come out with the blue come on y'all know we all want the red all right we all want the product red maybe another green a different shade of the green from the 11 you know maybe something for the ladies a nice purple you know more color choices coming out with the same three colors from last year and adding one new color choice that was whack all right because all of the people that didn't want to look like a peasant you had to get the blue one they forced you to get the blue one right tim apple that was a gangsta move he forced you to get a blue iphone just because you didn't want to look like last year's peasant with the gold now even though if you get the gold 13 who's gonna know right who's gonna know you get the blue 13 bromax everyone knows all right this is automatic non-peasant status so more color choices that would have been nice now there's one more thing that i don't like all right now this is the last thing i don't like about the iphone 13 pro max innovation all right there's that word again innovation there's no real innovation and one of the things that i this is i got a love hate relationship with apple you know they take a long time to come out with a feature but when they do bring out that feature they bring it out correctly i respect that all right i got 100 respect for that it took them a long time to come out with 120 hertz refresh rate but when they came out with it they did it right okay no issues with that but innovation apple is scared to take chances alright apple is one of the companies out there that's scared to take chances now let's talk about that for a minute look at the samsung with the notes uh with the uh galaxy folds y'all remember when the first fold came out it was kind of a big joke because the outer display was mad small remember you couldn't really touch this display without breaking it or it was all you can't use your nails on it it was so fragile it wasn't waterproof it was two thousand dollars it was kind of the laughing stock all right this phone was kind of the laughing stock for a minute but samsung did it smart all right they did it smart they said look here's a phone for y'all people that want innovation but at the same time we got the galaxy note and the galaxy s alright we got the s line and the note line for people that want a big boy heavy hitting boss phone with no issues with all of the features that you want no issues here they go but if you're an innovator all right if you like to take chances we got another phone that y'all might want to try out we got a galaxy fold a phone that folds in half like this and we got a galaxy's flip a phone that folds in half like the old cam cell phones they took a chance i the first the first iteration of it was you know some people call it a flop i call it a go but it just wasn't the best then they came out with the two and the three now for everybody that was laughing at the original galaxy folds all the apple mafia you can't laugh now you cannot laugh at the new galaxy z flips look how big the outer display is it's water resistant you got an s pen that you can actually use so the inside display no more fragility all right it's not fred jilly and my suspect my um my hope is with the galaxy z-fold four if they can find a spot to drop the s-pen in and give us that bluetooth s-pen it's game over all right it's game over bro yeah remember what movie that's from it's game over same thing when the original flip came out everybody was laughing at it because that out including me the outer display was trash but now look at the outer display now you got your messages you know i'm saying you can actually use it and it's going to get bigger it's going to get better innovation but at the same time if this is not your cup of tea maybe this is not your cup of tea you don't really want this foldable phones with you know less features here and there you still got the galaxy s21 the big boy out apple needs to start taking chances now if apple would have came out with an iphone 13 f i called it the 13 f the fold and maybe yeah it was foldable but it's not water resistant they got a few bugs here and there everything all of the apps aren't optimized correctly for it i still would have bought it i would bought an iphone 13 to have as my heavy hitting main phone that everything works and let's try the foldable phone i'm all about innovation i'm all about trying new features you only live once all right so all this new technology coming out we all want to get a chance to play with it all right now apple might come out with a foldable phone three or four years down the line you want to play with this foldable phone right now and anybody that's used the galaxy flip or the galaxy fold especially the fold i and you on instagram and you're chilling like this and you're watching your instagram videos and then you open it up and you get that full screen instagram my man tipsy bartender in full screen this is what you call innovation all right and every year samsung takes a chance comes out with a new phone but they play it smart they come out with a heavy header and they come out with an innovative uh innovative innovation they come out with an innovative phone apple needs to stop playing it safe and come out with some innovation all right start start taking chances bring out the iphone 13 pro max this phone is polished everything works but bring out another iphone that folds bring out another iphone that's giant do something different now this is the most innovation of many iphone this is not innovation i the mini iphone the mag safe all right mag safe i like the magsafe option you know that's a nice little innovative feature that i wish galaxy phones had but that ain't enough all right that we can't just let it stop there all right so tim apple please all right tim apple next year when you come out with the iphone 14 let's try another iphone 14m the 14 max m you know the iphone uh iphone give us a flip give us a phone with a camera under the display give us the phone with super fast battery charging give us a phone that does something give us a phone with a stylus give us something other than the same iphone over and over with marginal upgrades all right we need more now that's the last thing that i don't like i know it's something i get ready to say god damn he really hate this phone no all right shoes tell them again no i love this phone okay apple mafia now this is the part of video that you're gonna like let's talk about everything that i do like right after this quick commercial break all right y'all so we back in now let's talk about everything that i do like and i'm gonna try to make this quick number one the build quality yeah i know i gotta say it feels so good in the hands ladies you know the procedures i love it all right i love the build quality every year i do my end of the year phone awards last year the 12 pro max was my favorite built phone of the year and this year it's going to be the 13 pro max the way this phone feels right the way it feels when you hold it with no case that frosted back feel on the back the way the sides just feel nice and thick has that squary like that square we kind of feel like look at you look at shoes has that squarey kind of feel to it and it is water resistant very durable i love it i like the build quality on this phone this is one of those phones that you're going to want to use a case all right when you're going out but when you're in the house you're going to want to take that case off now i learned my lesson from last year's scratch gate so this year i'm using a tempered glass screen protector y'all seen the one i did from um i think i was speaking yeah the speaking one that i got on here right now this way since i'm two phones nelson i can have my phones in my pocket like this and now the glass won't scratch up i sort of build quality on this i love it next the look like this phone just looks so sexy i can't somebody said can phones be sexy yes yes they can the same way cars can be sexy phones can be sexy i love the look of this phone right the look and the feel as much as i want innovation like i said i want innovation but i want i want double i want double i wanna i want this phone again all right because if it ain't broke don't fix it i want the 14 to have the same kind of build quality but give me a 14 s or a 14 m 14 q something else to play with on the side but leave this build quality away that's one thing i respect about apple also they didn't mess this up all right the 11 with the the more cylindrical shapes on the side the more cylindrical shaped phone i didn't like that one this has more of a a square look to it i love it alright let me stop playing around i love it next face id okay now apple has the best most secure most in the most intuitive face unlock in the game this one actually learns your face the more you use it when you pull this one out with your sunglasses on if you grow your beard you grow your mustache whatever you doing right the face unlock on this one works flawlessly i love it okay no issues with that and i would go on record and say this is definitely the the best face unlock in the game now when it comes to speed yeah it might not be the fastest because if you notice you know the xiaomi phone is faster but the problem with this phone is not that secure right it's not as secure as the iphone right the iphone has the best and most secure face id also known as face unlock whatever whatever you want to call it it's the best on the iphone all right now look y'all know i like to roast apple but at the same time i like to give credit where credit is due and they did it big all right then they've always done it like that they've always done it like that all i just wish is that it had a little fingerprint sensor to go in conjunction with the face id let's keep it moving next the display now this is what i'm talking about 120 hertz refresh rate when you finally get this iphone you're going to be like yo what if you're using a 12 when you get this you're going to be like something feels different now it's hard you you can't see it on camera right you're not you can't really see it it's something that you got to experience but the 120 hertz refresh rate is about time all right it's about time like i said they they like to take their time with stuff but when they bring it out they bring it out correctly they bought this out perfectly all right the 120 hertz refresh rate just makes this phone feel super fast super smooth super responsive it's just moist this is the moist iphone 13m the moist edition next let's talk about the processor apple a15 bionic supersonic titanium uranium nitrate chip what does all of that stuff mean who knows who knows you don't need to know though all you need to know is when you hit that search go to apple.com bong look how fast that you know what i'm saying look how fast that is and 120 hertz refresh rate is sick all right the process on this is ultra fast is it the fastest in the game is it faster than the android phones i would say the 13 pro max it's up there it's right up there i i would say apple has finally tied with xiaomi and samsung now look y'all i know some of y'all gonna think i'm a fan boy i don't give a what y'all think i i like to call it the way i see it and i've always felt like android phones were faster but now the 13 pro max has the 120 hertz refresh rate so the phone actually caught up to the processing speed it's right up there with the mi 11 ultra with the big boy s21 5 gangsta alpha mega supreme it's right up there all right it is it's amazing all right so processing speed you're gonna love it i just wish it had multitasking because you see that was my that was my from my usual testing whenever i go to apple.com my next reaction is do do a split screen multitask at the same time you can't do that just wish they could do that i wish they could do that i wish they could do that next oh the speakers all right let's talk about the speakers this phone right now i'm getting hyped let's talk about the speakers real quick let me put up a test video all right so i got the official flossy quarter sound chest by my homeboy mark rubio listen to these speakers [Applause] everybody shut your mouth for sound test time to test that quality of sound test how's it sound floss how this town [Music] does it sound big does it sound loud [Music] [Music] dual stereo speakers so if you cover the bottom look how loud the top still is [Music] look at that [Music] these speakers are amazing you can feel the bass i love it [Music] ladies and gentlemen mark rubio and on a side note the concert that i went to in vegas was crazy if you ever get a chance to go to a mark rugby a concert make sure you take that chance all right trust me when i tell you it's gonna be it's gonna be one of the best concerts you've ever seen alright this man is a movie let's keep it moving all right so now let's take a look at this beautiful display my only issue with it is the notch other than that it's glorious check this out basically bezel-less except for the notch but you got amazing viewing angles [Music] 120 hertz this is crazy [Music] look how beautiful this looks when you're watching your youtube videos watching your netflix shows [Music] no issues at all let's keep it moving [Music] all right so now let's do a little gaming we got asphalt 9 cued up now y'all never seen me play asphalt 9 on an iphone here we go let's get money okay asphalt not on an iphone okay tap the whole same procedures okay okay all right we still got the spins oh wait okay okay hold up oh i missed it oh no i got it i got it okay we up we up let's go oh i'm going crazy oh here we go let's see if i can do a spin out anyway all right let me tell you turn this down for a minute asphalt 9 runs like a champ no issues with gaming on the iphone 13 pro max all right so now let's talk about the battery the battery life on this is incredible you can easily get through a full eight hour work day with no issues at all now it doesn't have the fastest recharge in the world but it's definitely not the slowest you can charge your phone from zero to 100 percent in a little over an hour which is not bad not great but not bad but during the course of the day the battery life on this phone is terrific right i have no issues with the batteries nothing negative to say at all now let's talk about my favorite feature of this phone the camera if you buy the iphone 13 pro max you officially have bought the best video camera on any cell phone out right now and you're gonna have the most fun with it so let's go through the different shooting modes you got your time lapse you got slow motion which you can do in wide angle all the way up to nine times zoom cinematic cinematic is the best video mode that i've ever used and it's the most fun look how you get that zoom and then the background blurs out by itself this is so dope trust me all right get it and play with it for yourself make some videos of you and your friends every video that you make it's gonna look like a rap video or a movie it's just gonna look crazy i i love cinematic mode then you got regular videos alright so you got wide angle all the way up to nine times zoom 4k 60 frames per second you got your regular photos you got wide angle all the way up to 15 times zoom and check this out now you got the macro camera now watch this now here's my iphone 12 pro 12 pro max you remember when you got a little sim card or something and you can't see it and you try to zoom in like that look what happens you see how it's all blurry you have to go to wide angle and stretch it now with the macro look at this bang there's the numbers all right so you got the macro camera i love that you got one of the best portrait mode cameras in the game alright all your portrait shots gonna look beautiful with perfect bokeh effects and you got panorama now let's take a look at some test pictures and videos [Music] now let's talk about magsafe and accessories between the cinematic camera and magsafe those are two things that i wish android would copy off the iphone i love the magsafe capabilities now this is one of my favorite products the magsafe battery extender magnetizes right to the back of your phone and activates the charge now you got cases that have magsafe compatibility so the products still work i love that little sound to that all right i love that let's get it let's see if i can do it again watch this i just did it again there's a little delay on that one let's try that one more time here it goes i love that and you also have a bunch of magsafe products and a bunch of magsafe accessories so one of the things that i like about buying iphones is you're never going to have a shortage of accessories all of the major case companies gonna have a thousand and one cases now you buy the xiaomi the mi 11 ultra you're not going to find any spigen cases any uag cases any vrs cases with the iphone you got no shortage of accessories and i like that now this is my favorite case i like the mag the case that has a little magsafe logo on it and this is one of my favorite magsafe products now i explained this in a different video this is not a portable battery charger it's just a battery extender okay it's not meant to charge your phone from zero to 100 but if your phone is at seven percent and you and your friend both got an iphone nobody has powershed you pull this out slap it on your phone you can charge your phone from seven to maybe 40 50 by the end of the night that's extending the battery not charging it up extending it all right so if you buy this you go into it thinking as thinking of it as a battery extender and not a portable battery charger then this accessory will pay for itself last but not least let's talk about the floss factor now if you're new to my channel and you don't know what the floss factor is that means you go somewhere somebody got a me 10 ultra somebody got a me 11 ultra somebody got the z flip three somebody got a z fold three okay hello we got another we got another heavy hitter right here that i just found in my little collection somebody got the sony phones all of these phones on the table okay you pull out your iphone 13 pro max where are you on the food chain are you on the top of the food chain like an apex predator or you're on the bottom of the food chain looking like a gazelle well here it is iphone 13 pro max this is the top of the food chain okay now it's not the apex top of the food chain that title still goes to the galaxy z43 this is a dinosaur all right this is a tyrannosaurus rex but this is kind of like a brontosaurus right uh you know the tyrannosaurus rex the biggest dinosaur out but ain't really nobody messing with a brontosaurus they they date big but they're not as mean they just big and ain't nobody messing with them all right this is the tyrannosaurus rex you know what's it let me find out i watch i watch one dinosaur show you don't say you let a watch one dinosaur show now all of a sudden yeah you're talking about dinosaurs you know what i'm saying this is like a pterodactyl right here but all jokes aside this is the top of the food chain right here now if you're in the trendy community this is it all right this is where you want this is the phone that you want this is where you want to be all of the celebrities all of the rappers all the actors oh you know all the famous people you see on tv all the politicians anybody who's anybody has an iphone 13 pro max you could be anybody too all right you got you buy one of these you go to starbucks and sit with anybody right in the screenplay you can sit right next to them with your turtleneck on and y'all can both share a cappuccino together right you get a strawberry frappuccino both of y'all with your silk socks on y'all gonna look dope now in the nerd community all right in the nerd community we know that this is the top of the food chain this is a foldable phone that has an s pen right with more zoom reverse wireless charging multitasking always on display we in the nerd community know that this is the real top of the food chain but in the general community i the general population the iphone 13 pro max you right up there you right at the top of the food chain do not buy this phone and be worried about somebody shutting you down with a phone war you now you get into the phone wars you're gonna lose the innovation argument now you're gonna lose that but when you hit him with the cinematic mode on the camera it's game over okay so overall on a scale of 1-10 i'm giving the iphone 13 pro max a major major major go now i would have loved to have given this a quad major but it's just missing a couple of things like the always on display and the fingerprint sensor basic things that i need on my phone those are for me fingerprint sensor and always on display that's basic that's the basics but the cinematic camera the refresh rate the battery life the build quality the speakers everything about this phone screams premium all right i love this phone shout out to apple yeah i did it correctly on this one but there's always room for improvement now i know i talk a lot of about apple but the reason i talk that talk is because i want tim apple to watch this video and say you know what we tied a floor on us for not having always on display let's put always on display on the phone all right we tied all of these phone reviewers complaining that there's no fingerprint sensor in the middle of a pandemic let's put a fingerprint sensor on the side and shut them up that's why we got to keep saying this stuff because we want tim apple and company to shut us up and shut us up with features that we want we're paying out all this money so i could drive around in all these teslas give us what we want all right but all jokes aside i love this phone i highly recommend it anyway iphone 13 pro max hit me up in the comments let me know what y'all think about this one and one more thing now i didn't really talk about the mini and the uh as far as the regular pro the pro is exactly the same just smaller the 13 and the mini these are just watered-down versions all right there's no reason for me to make a full video about it the operating system everything works the same except you're getting less cameras less battery it's just less alright just just imagine just imagine the happy meal versus versus the big meal all right this is the happy meal this is the number seven super size that's all i got to say hit me up in the comments let me know what y'all think about this one shout out to everybody rocking with me on facebook foursquare twitter google plus shout out to all the google gangsters i see y'all holding down that facebook page shout out to everybody hit me up on boxer and a special shout out to everybody rocking with me on instagram y'all know that's where i'm at full time 100 full throttle and a special shout out to everybody rocking with the new stream on sundays now i already know stream dances on deck get your drinks ready don't beat boys [Applause] oh yeah special shout out to everybody following me on snapchat flossy underscore carter that's where i'm at and a special shout out to the notification squad i see all in the comment section early salute [Music] oh yeah one more thing i almost forgot fellas ladies say it with me all y'all haters all your trolls close your eyes and picture me rope it's your boy thoughts i'm out deuces [Applause] [Music] energize [Music] [Applause] i want everybody to subscribe to 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Length: 68min 42sec (4122 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 12 2021