Internet Historian: Ads | REACTION ft Chavezz

you're not my dad what up ho biscuits it's your girl skitten back at it again baby i knew it once that you were mad for me deep my soul i know that i'm your destiny why are you singing like that though young [Laughter] i'm trying not to but i don't know why are you singing like this is embarrassing i don't know you're singing right you keep saying just think irregular true to your heart you must be true to your heart that's when the heavens will part and baby shower you with my love my ears didn't hate that and i feel like i've been assaulted from before okay so how do we get from that to starting the video now uh so uh you know who uh whose intros never miss the mark internet historian i'm dizzy oh god i'm so dizzy so you know who's always hitting the bull's eye as a historian with his abs his ads actually always do hit the mark yeah literally every time this is a video that i've actually been really excited for and i knew it was coming when all of those things kept going and we started getting into etiquette yeah and then i was like eventually he's gonna get to have to talk about his ads yeah because at this point people who don't even know who internet historian is have seen his ads for north vpn yeah um so i'm actually really excited to see i hope you guys are doing well i hope you guys are staying safe and sanitized and without further ado let's go ahead and get started ads ants what ah what what there's a bug on me it's biting me it's biting me it's biting me it's biting me there's no bug on you right here it wasn't a bug it was eyelash glue are you okay how's your heart feel good okay come here you're okay do you mind if we start this over oh we definitely are keeping that no no we're absolutely keeping them it's because okay i felt like a pinching like a pulling right and i looked and there was a thing on me and it was red i was like it's a bug i tried to swipe it off and it wouldn't come off yeah like oh my god it's like yeah locked into my that's reasonable that's pretty reasonable ads ads what are ads if these are called ads then what are subtracts uh why do they call it a fire sale when they keep trying to put it out uh if mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell what are they selling yeah okay okay where do people go during these brief commercial messages what do i usually say here an eight would that's a good [ __ ] character a gun bang bang bang bang bang bang bang i love the gun jump just stays here have you seen this ad [Music] why did they put the squelching something back dude it actually hit the kids bro what what ad was this that's crazy dude for it being that ridiculous well i gotta go frame by frame so [ __ ] disrespectful he looks like matpat right but that's just an ad boy imagine getting a group of 20 kids to all pay attention to the same thing all at once please all look in this direction just keep watching you know they went to like a school and like gave the school 500 bucks and they were like just don't tell the parents to say you're on a field trip this is funny man this is so stupid bruh it's just their coats yeah they've taken like two different shots and then they've just cropped between them i wonder if you can even see the line this is where all the budget went look at the way the the tree did i tell you about the time i got pulled over for watching futurama while driving home sounds like my girlfriend doesn't drive at this point so i'm picking her up or dropping her off but it's snowing it's obscene like we're maybe doing a mile of the road in like an hour and a half yeah i have this phone holder for my phone in my car that i usually use for the gps but you just turn it horizontally and then you can watch youtube videos yeah so i'm just watching through like an entire season of the office two seasons of the office on the four hours it's taking me to drop her off and then drive back so i'm driving home it's like midnight or something and i've got futurama on and the lights go off behind me and i was like [ __ ] pull over walk my screen so it's black and then the cop comes up to my side and he's like buddy are you watching futurama and i was like uh yeah i was just kind of i was just kind of listening i wasn't like watching watching it was like you can't have your phone out unless it's got your gps up right and i was like oh my bad what was the experience like did you put both hands on the steering wheel all right oh i get i get pulled over all the time dude my car is a legalist really yeah all that like idea that like all these times you're just like softly clutching your gun like it's not going to come off anymore beats and sweet dripping down your face thank you officer i didn't realize about that no it's literally not even a scary experience anymore i've been pulled over so many times it must be nice look at the time samito you're late for your meeting uh at the twitch offices i'll be bounty paper towels i'm jeff bezos uh mr bounties we're so glad you're here welcome to the twitch offices you're being live streamed right now by the way so uh just be careful oh what you're saying brilliant oh i take my seat in my comfy pewdiepie gaming chair you seem to have a spill on your table at the moment it's fine we've got kleenex for that don't worry about that clearly you need our product what can you offer us hold on let me just hop in this hot tub here get a little comfortable 300 000 and 15 minutes alone with pokemon people accept nothing less so look uh i think you've got a very fine product here these bounty bars are just just tremendous are you under the impression that we are the bounty chocolate company because we are and we would love for you to spend your money here at twitch if you need an audience that is 98 male with very little purchasing power outside of the appearance credit card yeah you are in the right place let me tell you i'm sorry did you say sticky gaming men because that's our core demographic here at bounty chocolate paper towels that's right in fact i was a bit sticky that's why i jumped into the the hot tub oh yes of course i just cleaned off and then it's little the chocolate float to the top why don't you jump in here with me oh this is a very cold hot tub so i like to keep at room temperature it saves money you see we're all about cost cutting here at amazon ah yes how many uh pound rolls do you think it would take to absorb all this water in this hot tub considering that we're toe to toe at this point it's not a very large object i reckon between four rolls of bounty triple ply and 300 rolls of the bounty nose tissues wow that's an absorbency rate that uh you just don't see much elsewhere yes we are the market leading in absorbing what what's wrong it's making you uncomfortable what so you remember hannah last in a historian video we were like don't ever let internet historian be the here so like this video is proof you should also not ever let sumito be the dm they're both bad they're both not bad it just keeps i just like how it like gets weird that just gets weirder and weirder and more obscure you know i admire their commitment oh me too it's it's it's not a commitment that every as soon as i feel like a joke has gone far enough i'm like okay good job you know i'm trying to catch you on the back and you're trying to reign me in before you're worried yeah and then you ignore the rest of the weird things and hope they go away not even i'm just talking about just like in general so i'm making a light joke energy never diffuses it just goes somewhere else so then all the weirdness that dies from our jokes seeps into the earth all the way through to australia into their [ __ ] brains now bounty is not a [ __ ] toilet paper company they're paper towels of chocolate i'm not samito i cannot play off of this i'm i that's it i that's the whole joke uh you're you're burning up your hard drive is overwhelming see that was great you're great at this ah my wife's funny also her fingers bruised i forgot till just now this is not a bit she's really hurt and i'm stalling for time so she feels better uh-huh and a three a two a one urban sea rate as you'll find in this brochure that is soaking wet at the moment we propose that you spend uh two million dollars over there i'm sorry could you repeat yourself i was dunking my head into the water right now let's get down to brass tacks we propose that you spend about 2 million billion dollars that's a lot of paper for that we could get you five cents per click uh rest assured this office is as diverse as it gets we never say the n word even if it's really funny in the moment uh we consider that a terms of service violation no really yes that's right except for me what if you're just singing along to your favorite hip-hop song it depends if you're a girl ah yes of course would it be possible to perhaps become incorporated into the culture of live streaming we could give you a bounty paper towel emote it'll uh it means something racist within a couple of weeks and then we're going to have to ban anyone who uses it would it at least be spammed in the chat every time somebody knocks over a beverage on their desk no i'm going to be honest i wasn't listening i was thinking about my explaining what they haven't stopped oh my god it's getting better bro they're just [ __ ] no there's so many things they're [ __ ] on in such a small period of time it's impressive she she took so much for me i don't think she even uses bounty paper towels to be honest yeah they're not great add time all right let's do it all right i'm ready there's one thing you should know about me i specialize in a very specific type of security [Music] what if we could have unlimited region unlocked content by tomorrow wouldn't that be worth fighting for wouldn't that be worth dying for it's gotta be the bluefield why would that be worth signing up for you are not ready you think i don't know that i didn't ask for any of this i'm just an ordinary man and you're the only one who can set them free i'm ready check me in i think i found a way all i have to do is this one not much of a threat without your phone you think that's the only one i can use up to six different devices on this account i'm afraid he's gone man [Music] my god he's using a vpn within a vpn he's starting to believe if we do this there's no going back oh my god [Music] how are you still going i got a huge deal on a two-year plan but it's been more than two years yeah because it comes with four bonus months vpn.com incognito for a huge deal on a two-year plan plus us four bonus months what is it what does the r-rated thing say what is it r r d for i cannot read it okay calm slash incognito for a huge deal on a two year plan plus four bonus months that was so [ __ ] a dover that was so good i'd love ad jingles like i think they're just as good as regular music mentos is easily the best i remember this it doesn't matter what comes fresh [Music] absolutely [ __ ] solution you didn't hire the dude with the tacky suit did you bro his breath it's just so minty i couldn't do anything about it all i want to do is watch these ads and make guesses on what the solution is now yeah i mean this fits in the theme oh i've never seen this one at all oh no oh no she's pregnant and she's been caught by her parents wow it doesn't matter what's the solution to the boyfriend problem i'm gonna say she cuts up his body and ties it to pieces of string and then says that he's a chandelier that's always been in her room i think he offers the data mentos and the dad's like you can't be a bad kid you've got mentos honestly i think you might be right that's what my money's on you know what that was a better solution than anything we came up with that was actually not bad i'm slightly impressed by that one [Music] i was gonna say the end of that ad feels like the beginning of a porn listen i won't tell dad that your girlfriend's actually your boyfriend what are you doing stepmom airport what do you think happens the premise is she's got this bomb and she's trying to get it onto the plane post 9 11. why in this 90s conversation you tell me what a problem is all you have to do is not mention 911. i think she grabs somebody else's bag and then that person grabs her hand like hey that's my bag we've already figured out the solution before she hit the mint i really feel like you can just knock that [ __ ] out with your bag and then take the cart smack it's yeah and then like step on her a couple of times and then when does security show up like how long you have no room for a getaway at that point no it's fine you'll be fine that's it period they won't notice i'm good mentos does it again yeah she'll like blow the mentos and the security guards pull it up like that thing from the [ __ ] movie men in black yeah click it down but it sprays mint in their face blinding them for life i don't think we would make good uh advertisers mentos it'll blind your foes this is some [ __ ] obviously she's gonna put the explosives on that car and then ram that right through them i can't believe you predicted it look straight at the camera who are these three people wave goodbye why are they waving at her oh what's the problem with the rock concert oh their [ __ ] tickets are fake obviously they don't get scanned in i reckon they can't see over the top of a tall person's head he said sorry [Music] one please oh no nevermind sold out i feel like mine was closer but whatever yeah yours was closer oh maybe they bribed their way in by giving mentos to the security guard he's going to turn his jacket inside out and for some reason it'll be exactly the same color he's with the band [Music] i hardly know her this is the equivalent of like the middle finger like every time at the very end with the maintenance that's literally what it has been yourself well you got me [ __ ] you what are you eating mentos they're really good like my god have i ever talked to you about jennifer lopez's song my love doesn't cost a thing uh no why jennifer lopez j-lo as i i know first and last name right yeah and there's this one lyric here it goes right like what is this a thing i want to floss i got my own i think i want to spend your cash shot floss used to be really expensive you know yeah yeah you think you think she's talking about real flaws yep flaws in your teeth you can get it for 99 cents she likes to eat popcorn and that's like a big part of their relationship going to the movies and yeah it's a big allegory he doesn't want to like give her flaws because he's like this is my floss and like giving you floss is too much of a commitment yep there you go we figured it out let's see what they have to say about it the significance of that why would you have to bring say your own floss and then what store it in my bathroom it's such a strange thing to not offer to share it all clicked one day like 15 years after floss right was another term for jewelry and [ __ ] yeah or just like flexing yeah you know that song riot basically the song goes let's start riot right i remember listening to it in my buddy's basement as we're playing you know halo 3 multiplayer and i was like why are they just screaming mr ryan let me listen holy [ __ ] that sounds way more like mr ryan than let us start a riot mr ryan mr ryan that'd be hard that reminds me of when uh i didn't know i'd never listened to fallout boy okay and you know that patrick stump has problems enunciating yes we all yes we're very aware and so i thought he was saying miss innocence and then something else and he's saying this anus scene it's a goddamn arms race and i thought he was saying like miss innocence oh god i don't remember but i looked it up and somehow still found the song prestigious marketing job all right samito i understand you want this job at this prestigious marketing agency what makes you so qualified don't you know there are thousands of people outside the door waiting to have the job of course you know how in most interviews for a sales position they will have this ludicrous test where they will ask the applicant to sell them a pen i've already come prepared i have brought you a old typewriter no longer will you need pens think about it press on the keys press okay no i think you'll find it quite satisfying i'm gonna be honest is creasing all the papers on my desk yeah look here's a pen why don't you sell me this pen absolutely how are you doing today how you been terrible really what happened uh someone murdered my wife with a paper i am so sorry to hear that you got to be angry you're upset aren't you yeah i don't want to talk about it yeah that's crazy you know what talking's for losers i understand why you don't want to talk about it i've been there i've been in the exact place that you're in you know what you got to do instead of talk you got to take action really you got to get out there you need to take this hanging there cat has fallen from him hey you're right that's the only thing you can do i've got his home address i'll write it down for you and as i slide you his home address here's a pen for ten dollars hand over the cash surely a gun would be a bit weird revenge is a dish best served in ink this pen reminds me of my wife too much i can't even look at it it's time for action man give me ten dollars oh all right you've got the job that would actually you know that the trick to the pen thing is to like ignore the pen find a problem the customer has sell them that the pen will fix their product nothing will fit in my urethra that would legitimately pass the pin yeah that's how i got my job at payless they had open interviews and you had to sit in a big circle and it was a come as you are interview so of course everybody was dressed up except for me because you told me come as i am i'm not dressing up and they passed the pen around and everybody had to give their sales pitch for the pen yeah yeah that's how being big we got our jobs that's how popular it is payless used it like you know it's really worn out when payless does it that's weird yeah i'm really good at it too the test they're speaking their native language and then all of a sudden you hear three easy payments high yeah yeah three easy payments that's actually a huge thing in japan they have a word for it this one's sort of cute my hindi isn't great but she's basically like i've called you three times and he's like oh not a problem it's only one cents per minute oh you know what he's saying i don't understand hindi but some of the words are the same in bengali how interesting okay what did he say uh bastardizing it but it's like what have i told you don't drive the car inside do you not understand i'm finding it's very impressive [Laughter] why isn't the house made of cement cement is so beautiful look at our house look it's falling apart don't you understand what i'm saying and he said it just like his dad said to him don't you know what i'm saying oh okay i only ever speak with my mom's i know how to talk about like food and how to argue but outside of that i don't know that's great that was a great [ __ ] section did you ever watch those channels that were just infomercial after info oh yeah this would be fun we could totally just sell stuff on like a live stream that's true just get like the absolute stupidest unsellable products they could find all right buy some coyote urine ladies and gentlemen welcome back i got a product for all you hunters out there no longer will you only be able to purchase the urine of your favorite e-girl online spray bottle hide your scent use it in your home tastes great we now have prime time pure coyotes you're in code below how many cans of this do we have first 150 oh and they're already gone they're already gone i'm afraid you'll have to make do with your own urine thank you so much everybody uh what do you think of this gloucester candle oh you'd absolutely not be able to clean it and they're like yeah you can't just drink it right out of the glass dumb [ __ ] you got an aerator it and then it tastes like wine that's some [ __ ] they should just pour it out all over the kitchen bin just like how they do with those terrible meals and stuff yeah and then you just soak it up with a rag and then you squeegee it back into a cup there you go aerated wine people unironically blend it they'll dump a bottle of wine into a blender and then just [ __ ] blend it with the lid off i suppose it feels wrong that's probably a really good way to do it sandra what do you reckon about this brand new cat licking brock ah yes the cat licking brush you know how your cat hates you enough already take your fully grown cat that's never felt the lick of a mother and treat it to some proper fur agitation do male cats lick each other is that like a weird is it kind of like yeah it's not it's like i think they do i think just cleaning in general is just kind of uh yeah they're gay basically they just they just got it they're super gay because they're just like listen i don't even care this place has to be clean [Music] it's funny because that's what we're doing we're just like watching them yeah about this [ __ ] yeah it's like what the [ __ ] is happening no okay let's let's i'd like to admit that i do not own any cats okay thank you adobe i'm going to be a customer you're going to be go for adobe salesman i will remind you that i have six years in this professionally but sure go for it let's do this role play i'm on break all right samito you'll be back after these commercial messages hey what's going on youtube viewer let me guess you sick of waiting six years for internet historian to come out with a video on the main channel yeah excuse me hey hold on it's ain't your part yet read the script i apologize sorry i was in bengali let me tell you about in the field let's take it away to internet historian for some detailed facts uh it's very rarely in a field it's never in a field and i haven't thought this this far ahead no wait we can do a better outro okay well tomito thanks for coming to my office i really don't need any more pins i'm trying to be polite please okay let me let me let me pitch you one more i want to know i'm totally looking at my wallet listen you got 40 more applicants in the hallway and i promise you you can save the rest of your day and not have to interview a single one of those because you're checking out absolutely what if i told you i will give you fifty dollars if you hire me right now three percent increase think about it don't run this is an unpaid internship that sounds kind of good nice all right well i'll start tomorrow wait what's your position what's my position is this at the twitch offices this is just where i came to hide from the police that's what those sirens have been outside you do fit the description i didn't think about it can you hold this pen for me yeah absolutely this is a knife wait where'd he go what's his body doing here yeah he went that way he's in there i'm holding a pen it's quite heavy you start firing in three who gives a countdown for police brutality we always start firing on two the end oh no i loved it i enjoyed myself 10 out of 10. man i i really got into that one god i was really engrossed in that video for a long time i had a great time yeah i feel like at certain points i was not reacting i was just watching yeah like for real it sucked me in i'm sitting there with a dead face just know i'm truly enjoying myself dude i that [ __ ] actually cracked me the [ __ ] up like i enjoyed it i enjoyed the uh the one that we watched with pyro sendikool the travel one yeah i enjoyed that one i enjoy that one like a lot right but this one just like because we watch ads we just talk [ __ ] about the ads like we do this i just feel like internet historian and samito just really play really well on each other it's so weird like like they just go ham bro they're just like ripping off each other and i just like i really enjoy that i enjoy like i said before i really enjoy uh the commitment uh i hope you guys enjoyed the video don't forget to leave your reaction requests and recommendations down in the comments below internet historian if you are watching and i know you are thank you for yet another work of art it was flawless as per usual yeah and uh we did our face for this yeah to look good so hopefully you like that and hopefully you got engrossed in our face while we were engrossed in your yours simultaneously i don't and sexually it was hard not to did you [Laughter] it's getting lit

Channel: SkittenSays

Views: 160,624

Keywords: Skitten, SkittenSays, SkittenLit, Hobiscuits, SkittenReacts, Chavezz, Chavezzslovakia, Weekly Twitter Advice, WTA, Black Girl Gaming, Black Girl Twitter, Black Girl Youtuber, Reaction Thursdays, Action Fridays, scp, scp reaction, skittenwife

Id: TN4rPD41O30

Length: 30min 4sec (1804 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 26 2021