1) Floss. It is essential for good dental
hygiene. 2) Take a long walk now and then 3) Eat several servings of fruit a day.
4) Don't drink caffeine before bed. 5) Attempt to sleep at least seven hours a
night and 6) Accept that he / she is never coming back. 7) Accept that the past is
irreparable and dwelling on it will change nothing.
8) Dwell on it anyway, and then move on. 10) Travel alone, if you can. Avoid the
tourist traps, learn one to ten and please and thank you in the local
language, and you've already surpassed 90% of all the tourists who have ever
been there before you. 11) Acquire new talents for the sake of acquiring them.
If you're young, learn an instrument if possible you will never have this much
free time ever again. 12) Exercise at least three times a week-
vigorously. 13) Buy clothes that fits properly you'll notice the difference in
your dating life. 14) Always check your system has the specs to run the game. ~fukh~
15) Always check the milk is in date ~fukh~ 16) Always check the lid hasn't fallen down ~fukhhh~
17) Accept there will be whole weeks when you understand nothing and
everything hurts except sometimes stupid people get lucky, and sometimes smart people never make it. 18) Accept that girl in class likely isn't
going to strike up a conversation first, but if you do it will probably go
alright. 20) Accept that just because it's weird,
doesn't mean it's clever. 21) Accept that George Lucas does deserve respects
regardless of the prequels. 22) Accept it's okay if you can't use chopsticks and
23) Accept that there is a set point in the future, after your death when you'll be
thought about for the final time by a friend or family member and then
forgotten from history forever... (unless you become a meme ofc) 24) Spend more time with your parents if
they're alive. Even if they are nob-ends, there will come a time when they will be
gone, and there will be no one to phone home to, no more hugs, no more bickering,
no more in-jokes from your childhood. 25) Argue about politics if you must, but
accept that the other person won't change their view if you start being a
dick besides even from a tactical perspective being nice is always more
likely to persuade someone anyway. 26) Follow cutting-edge physics if you have the
time. It is the process of humans learning to speak fluent universe. 27) Accept
that expensive whiskey is almost always worth the money. 28) Accept that expensive
running shoes that almost never worth the money. 29) Accept that youtubers and
online personalities are often people who couldn't get into the field they wanted to.
Do not take their word as gospel. Especially pretentious advice from
disembodied smart-ass narrators, whose life is probably considerably duller
than yours...mhm... 30) Attempt to tolerate meta humor? 31) Accept that no one is in charge,
not properly and no one has a handle on any of this; Not even Stephen Fry. 32)Avoid the new season of Twin Peaks if you wish to conserve your sanity, watch it if not.
33) Come to terms with the fact that there is probably no absolute truth that you'll
grasp in your lifetime. However, if someone at the party tries to tell you
everything is relative, invite them to exit the building from the 5th floor and
see if gravity is also a social fucking construct. 34) Do not be intimidated by
people who use long words- they are likely more insecure about their own
intelligence than you are. Instead afford them your most
"effervescently magnanimous approbation" 35) Before tidying up,
make the bed, suddenly everything will seem easier. 36) Visit the dentist at regular
intervals. 37) Read Ray Bradbury. Always. 38) Do not purchase cheap Cellotape. It is about
time someone stuck it to those bastards. 39) Embrace your own eccentricity(weirdness)
What made you a freak as a kid, will likely make you an interesting adult.
40) Learn the names and positions of at least four constellations. I recommend
Orion, Ursa Minor, Ursa Major, and Cassiopeia. This is guaranteed to be useful in a
romantic setting at some point. 41)Try to eat less salt. 42) Try to eat more vegetables,
43) Try to accept that happiness isn't a constant state, nor does it come for free.
It is a chemical reward for hard work and to get more of it one has to do more..
hard work. This applies to careers, relationships, friendships, and especially
Factorio™ 44) Diet if you want to, but acknowledge that all
diets- however elaborate- are all variations on eat less, move more. 45) Keep a
journal if you have time, it'll serve as a snapshot for how silly your life
decisions are right now, and you can read it in ten years and chuckle and write some
more and then you can read that in another 10 years and have another
chuckle. ~great fun!~ 46) If you're of legal age, VOTE for Christ's sake™ 47) Attempt to locate
your passions. When you locate them, see if they can be monetized. If they can,
congratulations you've just discovered your career. Prepare for crippling
failure. It is the ultimate character building, and almost no one successful
has ever avoided it happening to them multiple times. 49) If something terrible
befalls you, and you think nothing this bad has ever happened to anyone ever
before, remember it has, worse, repeatedly and to almost everyone. They got through
it. Some of them are probably going through it right now,
they just haven't told you. You will almost certainly, be fine. 50) Stay away from
synthetic weed. 51) Resist the appeal of depressing nihilism- if everything is
pointless, you may as well just be in a good mood anyway. :')
52) Grow some kind of novelty facial hair if necessary, but don't get all uppity when
no one takes you seriously. In the words of John Waters- 53) "If you go home with
somebody and they don't have books... ...don't fuck 'em" ™. 54) Spend good money on mattresses.
55) Don't put sugar in someone else's tea unless specifically requested to. 56) Do not
dig down. 57) Ignore all of the previous instructions... ..Except this. 58) And most
important and vital to happy living without parallel- floss™ it is essential
for good dental hygiene [Beautiful Music]
In one second he encourages you to make your passion a job, and in the next he tells you to prepare for crippling failure.
Perfect life advice.
Within the first .001 seconds of the video I knew I was fucked.
Edit- And I got a reminder at 5:14
This seems heavily inspired by "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen" by Baz Luhrmann: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
I'm a guy...and I have never had this situation occur or HEARD of it occurring. Is this a thing that EVER happens?
Also, some of my favourite videos by Exurb1a
First Contact
And Nothing Can Ever Ruin This
The Universe in 4 Minutes
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Heck, every video by him is great. Check him out.
If you like his stuff and want to help out, here's a link to his Patreon.
The new season of twin peaks is great. How can I trust the rest of this video?
What does ulysses have to do with instruction 20?
I love it when I find a good new yt channel. Earned a subscription from me.
If you want to try the game Factorio he mentioned, download the free demo here.