So this is what you were talking about in that Message Altius Sent me Certainly, Stay sharp as I have a bad feeling about this Simulating next attack Hey Big guy! Over here! Yeah you’d think it hurts, I’m gonna level with you, I’m surprised it doesn’t! I mean BOX IN THE JACK MOMENTO Insert "Undertale OST: 001 - Once Upon A Time" Shovel knight: It's too much, stranger! Their forces grow in volume, we're simply no match! Cuphead Clearly you've never rodeo'd with the cup meister, I only just got here, ditching this joint's not a question on my mind. Retreat, a perfect suggestion valiant talking flask! Get off! I can take 'em with my eyes closed! Now is not the time for big talk, magic flask! I am a Cup! >:c A fountain of different offerings is still a fountain. You don't get around much, do ya? ??????: Return to position, Focus on finding the Rogues, we don't have much time I could've blown their heinies to kingdom come if you hadn't dragged me. It's too dangerous to fight them, they outsize us, plenty against a couple. What logic is going against simple math? Well let me think, two bozos against a bad guy = fat chance of a loss You disgrace the almighty's math in vein! D:< Yeah well your almighty can shove it, I've taken on bigger and badder than this. That's so easy to say, until you know what foes you are up against, something you clearly don't know yet. A- well hold on, how do I know you're not just some foney baloney huh? I just saved you. I just Saved you, you ungreatful fuck Yeah, to have the fun in killing me all to yourself. You think of me so lowly, I understand. This armour does not signify vein, nor malice. It's a sworn oath to combat the greater evil ahead. If I had thought you evil, I would've slain you right where you stand. Oh so you think you have the higher ground? Think you can just "slay" me right here. Whimsical flask, I - Cup! D:< Friend! I don't mean to alarm you but you don't have any valour- Oh you don't just get to call me a friend and put up a fight like that. It's a fight you're wanting with me? It's a fight you're gonna get if you don't quit flapping your lips See through me all you must, but it is you I saved, it is you who needs saving, it is I that will do my bidding. Stand... down. I'm afraid you will have to remove my legs if you ever expect me to kneel, stranger The name's cuphead, and you're crossing the line! Cross it, foe! Alright, ya ding dong! Absent minded baffoon! Goofball Magic Flask. I'M! A! CUUUUP! Madeline: I have so many questions... Oh, hello! You startled me a bit there. -_- Do you happen to know a way out of here by any chance? -_- Whoa whoa! easy now Please put that knife away I don't know who you are or what you want so can you just please lower the knife and talk this out? you know what ... Screw you! I'll just wait here until they walk away That was quite excessive don't you think? Badeline: Eh I don't know, Madeline. It was a split-second decision Now We'll never know if they survived. But to be fair, they were chasing me with a knife. I don't think they had good intentions Let's not worry about it now, let's keep moving. We don't want to stay here any longer than we have to... Do you hear that? Knight: sup Arms down little cup. It’s finished… P-Put ‘em up, I’m not done yet Fighting is futile in your current condition. But… No, you’re right… I’m done for. Before you take me down… Tell Elder Kettle and Mugsie it was me who broke the picket fence. I- what? B-But it wouldn’t have happened if my brother handed over the stupid yoyo! He was all “Ooo Cuphead you’ve been using it for hours, it’s my turn” and I’m like “Well you used it… Well I can’t think of when right now, but you definitely used it, and I”- I… Hey what gives? If I were to kill you, I would have done it by now, my friend. But you look pretty hit up yourself, chief. This… Elder Kettle and Mugsie Excuse me? Oh Nono don’t mind me. You seem to embolden mighty strength for who you would consider as… Family. My wounds will carry, but your life depends on remaining strong for Elder Kettle and Mugsie Okay what is this? What brings you merry and jolly!? Aahhh you wouldn’t understand. So where did you get moves like that anyway? Bringing it in with a right hook out of nowhere like KABLOWEY! Hahaa, young cup, A knight never gives away his secrets. But you’re going to anyway right? Alright here’s my secret. I’ve been training with ancient sorcery for many a time from young, and it all comes from this shovel! Jimmy Jam Jones, that shovel’s really something! I had not been alone in training either, many of my compadres trained alongside our stead, preparing for a future to protect our people and save the distressed. What a weird use of shovels! Back where I come from, we use those to pick up vegetables, dig holes and bury the deceased. … S-Shall we move onward? We need to find safety- Was that awkward or something? (Muttered quietly) I’m sure you must be missing your family. Elder Kettle and Mugsie- GREAT HEAVENS IS THAT NOT HIS NAME?! YEE JESTER OF YONDER, I WILL SMITE YOU DOW- ??????: Scatter!!! Initiating recall command for all drones Repeat, all drones return to position immediately Oh no... Excuse me? we're not hostile, we're just looking for a way out of this place, Think you can help us out? My powers are very limited in this current state, If you wish to get out of here, you need to- WATCH OUT! Are you alright?
