- Let's get it on. Give me Jason. Give me Candice. (upbeat music) (applause) - Hi. - Hi friend. Oh hi Steve. - [Jason] Hi Steve. - Well hello to you two. Charming to have you there. - Excited to be here. - Yeah, exceptionally. - You are so handsome in person. - Really you are. (laughs) (applause) - You're a very handsome man, Steve. (applause) You're a very handsome man. (laughs) - All right, let's go. We surveyed a hundred
people, we got top 8 answers on the board. Here we go. Besides meat, name something
you need for a braai? (ring) Candice. - Pap. Pap. - K. (applause) Pap. (bing) (applause) Jason. - Charcoal. - Charcoal. (bing) (applause) - Pass or play, Jason? - Pass or play? Play. We're gonna play. (applause) - So, okay, I'm learning the culture. Besides meat, name something
you need at a braai? I didn't know what a braai
was until you said charcoal. (laughs) I'm gonna go out on a limb here, is a braai a barbecue? - That's exactly what a braai is. (applause) - Okay, now, so how you been? - I am suffering from wellness. I am standing next to you, you are one of my all-time heroes and one day when I'm big man, I'm in awe. I make jokes at a land's level, and you make jokes at a dollar level, but one day man. - No man. - [Jason] One day. - I have heard you are one
of the funniest guys in all of South Africa. (applause) Jason, introduce your family. - I am so excited. Today next to me is my
beautiful wife, Sian. (applause) Right? - What? - You know comedy makes you handsome. Don't pretend. - What? - Don't pretend you don't know. - What? Jason? That's your wife? Your wife? - My wife. - What? - Till death do us part. - What? - Wife. - Jokes get you fine chicks. - Bottom line. That's the bottom line. (applause) - Because women like to laugh. (cheers) - More than they like a six pack. (applause) - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Yes. - Team cholesterol. - Yes. - Yeah. - You want a six pack or
you want a six bank account? What you want? - What you want? - What? - What you want? - What? What? - Thank you. (laughs) - You want a six pack or
you want a six car garage? - What you want? - What? - What you want? (applause) - You want a six pack or you
want a six carat diamond ring? - Come on. (cheers) Come on sweeties. One more, you gotta give me one more. - One more? - One more. - You want a six pack
or you want six houses with six swimming pools and six kids? (applause) - What? What you want? (cheers) Oh yes. - Big belly boys will
be here all day folks. (laughs) Go ahead Jason. - Next to my wonderful wife
is my gorgeous mom Gail. - [Steve] That's your mother? - [Jason] That's my mom. - [Steve] What? - Yeah. - Oh my god, you don't look like his mom. (applause) All right go ahead. - Next to my mom is my
beautiful sister Kate. - [Steve] Hello sister Kate. - Hi. (applause) - And with Kate is her husband Ry. - How's it going? (applause) - A winning team. - How? How did you get her? (laughs) What did you say? We all want to know. What did you say Ryan,
to get this lovely woman right here? What? - We discovered Jason's not
the only funny guy here. (laughs) (applause) - Come on. Come on. - Well, at least we know that that's good. All right let's go. What charity are you playing for? - We playing for Strathyre Girls Home, which is a home in Johannesburg
for vulnerable girls that have been kind of removed
from dangerous situations and are being rehabilitated
and taken care of, something that is very
close to all our hearts. - All right that's good. (applause) Thank you. What do you do, Sian? - I am a peer practitioner. - Okay good, that's what. How did you all meet? At a comedy club? - Yeah, at a casino. I was a peer manager for a casino. He used to perform at
the comedy club there. - Oh. - And that's how we got chatting. - Got to chatting? - [Sian] Mhm hmm. - Did you know right away when you saw? - I knew immediately and then
she knew like two years later. (laughs) - No, that's not true. - [Jason] No, it's very true. - [Sian] No, that's not true. - No, it's very true. I'm a patient man, Steve. - You know what, Steve,
I'm the one that's blessed. I have found an unbelievable man. I am so proud to be his wife. He treats me like a queen. (applause) And I'm very blessed. - Wow. Wow. (applause) - Stop. - All right let's go, let's play. Besides meat, name something
you need at a braai. - Salad. - Salad. (applause) (bing) (applause) - Mom, how are you today Miss Gail? - I'm fabulous. Thank you. - You look absolutely wonderful. - Thank you so much Steve and so do you. - Well thank you. (laughs) - You're welcome. - I just found out at the face-off that I was rather handsome. (laughs) - You are. (laughs) - See, I knew I wasn't
gonna be a good looking man, cause my mother told me when I was nine that we don't have
handsome men in our family. (laughs) (applause) So stop standing in the
mirror thinking you cute. Cause you're not. (laughs) My mother told me look,
your daddy ain't cute. (laughs) But he's strong, he a hard worker, and he provides for his family. You go do the same thing and you can get a good looking woman. - Yes. (applause) - And then she said,
always dress well because every woman loves a well-dressed man. - Yes. (applause) Yes. - So. - Preach. - I knew I wasn't gonna be cute, so I bought a lot of clothes. (laughs) That's what I did, I kid you not. Y'all think, but it's not a joke. It's the truth. Miss Gail, besides meat, name
something you need at a braai. - A potato. - A potato. (applause) The potato. - [Jason] Potato salad. (bing) (applause) - Miss Kate, how are you? - Hi, I'm wonderful, thank you. - Good, what do you do? - I'm actually the manager of Jason. (applause) - Now that's interesting. Well let's play. Besides meat, name something
you need for a braai. - Braai tongs. Tongs. To turn the meat. (applause) - Oh tongs. To turn the meat, the tongs. - Come on. (buzzer) (boos) - All right one strike. Ryan, besides meat, name
something you need at a braai. - You definitely need a drink. - You need a drink. (applause) (bing) - Yeah. (applause) - Jason, besides meat, name
something you need at a braai. - Rolls. Bread rolls. - [Steve] Rolls. Bread rolls. (bing) (applause) - Come on. Come on, we're almost there. - Sian, one strike, besides meat, name something you need at a braai. - Uh, a lighter or
something to light the fire. - A lighter. (applause) (buzzer) (applause) All right, we've got
two strikes Miss Gail. We gotta be careful. The other family can steal. (laughs) Besides meat, name something
you need for a braai. - A braai stand. - The braai stand. - Yes. - [Steve] The braai stand. - [Gail] The braai stand. (bing) (applause) - Kate, two strikes. You can clear the board, if not the Modilesse family can steal. - Modiselle. - Okay, I'm sorry. Modiselle. All right, I'm gonna get it right. I'm not gonna get it. Modiselle. Besides meat, name something
you need for a braai. - Serviettes or roller towels, or something to clean. (applause) Serviettes. Napkins. - What'd you just say? - Serviettes. - Serviettes? - Napkins. Napkins, paper towels. - Napkins. - Yes. - You call those serviettes? - Yes. - Really? Serviettes is a napkin? Serviettes. Napkins. (buzzer) (applause) - [Candice] They gonna ask me that? - They was over here
making all the signals. Besides meat, name something
you need for a braai. - Music. - You need music. (applause) Music. (buzzer) (applause) (upbeat music) Number eight. (bing) (upbeat music)
