Welcome to another episode of Ethan and Hila We're back with another video This one comes from the top of our suggestion thread On our subreddit From a sweet sweet guy named "SeelWool" A short video on amusement ride enthusiasts Quote Unquote I love this part that's coming up It's not unlike one of Bach's preludes And I think, because they're German, they adapted this Right here Let's just start by saying these are nice people, they got a little screwy in the head So, take everything we say with a grain of salt Ya know, I don't want to put them on blast too hard, so these are good people, ok? Just because they want to fuck roller coasters doesn't mean they're bad people, alright? Just remember that when you go out into the world. I could've been, you could've been the one born wanting to fuck roller coasters. But what the f- First of all, is that a man or a woman? It's a man. Let's just let- No! I think its a woman! No, you don't. OH! Hila, I think it's a woman. No way. Ok, watch. Wait, which? The girl who's talking. Its a guy! It's not... What? I sw- I swear to fuck that's a girl Look at th- She's got breasts Oh, shit! Damn, dude! You must have some real 'gender role-ism' That's- I thought it's a guy Well, she's definitely not doing herself any favors To look like one. So it- I guess, what does it matter? What does it matter? She's not into people. Look, gender is fluid. Gender is fluid, and also theme- theme rides don't look at gender, ok? Or species. When it comes to having sex with roller coasters, your species is all that matters, and THIS one happens to like humans WOOHOO! That looks pretty dope, actually. I'd fuck that ride. You would? I'd fuck the shit out of that ride. That's my favorite part, when it dips down like that, it turns my ass on, dude. How exactly do you do that? I think we'll find out, hopefully we'll find out. I'm not sure yet, but I'm going to follow through on it. It's just a rush of emotion. Dude, it's a RUSH It's a rush of emotions When you see that pony that is just- JRHNBR That's such a good parallel, that's such a good parallel. Now this is a rush. Ah, yes, a piece of ecstasy That's what he said. Such a rush. I remember him saying that. What's with- I'm almost- I'm almost envious of them 'cause I don't... I feel like they're I know, but... and the way they, like, They get back so much of it, their passion They just, they get so much passion for this object Yeah... a RUSH When have you ever got a rush. Yeah, I don't think I did- The fuck, man! I need to fuck a horse. I need to fuck an amusement park ride. I'm doing something wrong 'cause where's my rush? But she just smiled from ear to ear and says Mom! There's other people like me! And she just- just was filled with joy. You fucking touched her, you sicko. That's how people end up like this. I know how this shit goes. What the fuck did you do to her, mom? It's not your fault Li'l Kimmy It's not your fault. It's mom's fault And it's that roller coaster's fault for being so goddamn sexy! Giving me such a rush! Yeah My heart's just Wow! He is really tall! Yes he is! Aaaaah Aaaaah Oh my God Aaaah He's just so noble, so proud, so strong Oh, look at that BELL SHOT! Look at that bell shot AAAH! That turns you on I really don't get it That turns you on And don't you try to fucking fake that you ain't on all that shit, boy. He's just so noble, so proud, so strong Dude! She just broke it down for you, how can you not understand it's It's proud! It's noble! Strong You're gettin' it. I not only love him for a sexual attraction. I mean, we're not talking fetish here. I love him as a mate She's straight! She's straight! It's a he. Ok Interesting I guess that she's not as much of a disappointment to her parents as we thought. At least she's straight, right? I love the roundness of his counterweights at the top I love him for the narrowness of his gibs The narrowness of the gibs That is just- What's a gib? Is- That's just such a funny statement It sounds funny I don't know what a gib is but it's fucking hilarious Your gib's so I think I need to use that- Hila, I got to tell you, the narrowness of your gibs Beautiful Some people like their gibs wide She happens to like them narrow Not on her body though. On her body they're wide, if you know what I'm saying When I make love to him, at home, when I start climaxing I just keep saying over and over again just as I'm starting to go over the edge I just tell him I want your fluids, I want your fluids, I want your fluids 'Your fluids?' What fluids? Oil? Lube? Gear lube? Puke? From people when they- Popcorn chucks? Puke and soda pops? Uhg, Uhg, That's the fluid The grease? She put her finger in the wrong hole, it looks like. Ayayay What does she do with that grease? You know she put that grease up her fucking Her baby hole She greases up her baby hole with that shit! That cannot be healthy I'm sure she has a permanent infection She probably has antibiotics in her pocket at all times Oh NO! Not right. That is not right! I like how it got too weird for the other girl. She bounced Yo, what the fuuuck Remember guys, she's a good person with just a little weird thing. It's not her fault, OK? It's her mom's fault From what year is this? She's probably over it by now. She probably just regrets it Do you think she's just a normal person now? I think this is just a weird teenager thing If that's the case, then this is like the ultimate cringe. Yeah- Like we all do some really embarrassing shit as teenagers But she went- she went... ALL the way If that's the real story, which I think she's maybe a little more fucked up that that, but I hope she found- I hope she found a good, nice life with a very nice, full season- full season- full season love I did not expect to find a fence like this here, at all He's perfect. I mean, this is the shape that I like so much, these angles. Fabulous Ok, she's into fences So the whole time, she's just thinking 'this lady's a fucking weirdo' That's why she didn't say anything 'This lady's a fucking weirdo, I'm into the fence!' Now fences now THAT, I can get down with Now a fence, I can shove that up my ass They're not seasonal It's a yearlong love and at least it has somewhat of a phallic shape it looks more like a sword Well the other thing also did I guess, but you can do something with that Yeah, I mean, at least it's applicable The shape, yeah, the size.. The size is just right, boy. Just the size I like. OOOOOH! Those sexual touches! Oh fuck! The whole messy aspect of her romance really fucks with me It just looks too much like shit It does! Besides the fact she's playing with nasty oil What do you think the maintenance guy would think if he came out here and saw this nutty-ass fucking lady Gooing up You smell good. God, you smell so good! That's the equivalent of taking your fingers out and smelling them That's what she just did You're not supposed to lick that stuff! You're definitely not supposed to lick that stuff! OOOOHOHOHOOOO! Did we just get insertion?! Surprise insertion! Oh, come on Fences are such dangerous objects for me! Because they are so perfect! I have to say, there is a lot of physical stuff going on right now This got weirder than what I was ready for I watched- I didn't know that they would show stuff like that I watched this video before, but I think I noped out about half-way I've never forced myself to watch it, but this went beyond where I thought it was going to go I don't think I'm old enough to watch this stuff No, this needs.. this is.. I don't think anyone's old enough to watch this And I think that happens between human relationships as well, but I think I'm definitely physically attracted to this fence Um.. And I would definitely like to get to know this fence better How do you do that? It's a fence, take a look! Have a look, you know it! You know the fence I think what she means, is that she wants to put it up her vag. Yeah But that's a wide load She's taking like, a fucking like.. that's almost like having a baby at that point And the edges and wood, you're talking splinters Its sharp too- Splinters! That cannot feel good What did their parents do to them? My guess is that's the, underlying question here What did there parents do to them? Or their uncles. Do you think.. Do you think it's a result of something fucked up like that or they just like out of nowhere, like this stuff Look It's a real question In my opinion, it always comes from something nutty I think so, too You're never born wanting to fuck a fence, it's too bizarre It comes from Uncle Bob, who like, who was like shoving his fist up your ass, and you were like, looking at the red fence out the window and escaping into the red fence, you know what I'm saying? That's how that happened It's the uncles, the uncles do it. How many times over when we've made love at home have I asked you for... Look at me.. Look at me and say it. She seems to me like she's not serious about it The big girl? Yeah Like what I said, like I think that she's just being a ridiculous teenager The other girl, she's too old for that shit She's into fences and that's who- that's just who she is I'm going to disagree with you, I think the big girl has got a big thing for that big ol' ride I think that's a big, real love that they've got going on. I mean how many times at home, when they were making love did she ask to get jizzed on, with oil and shit I don't know It's real love Hila, and shame on you for doubting it I don't know, she looks like she wants to laugh No! It's ecstacy, it's pleasure! You think so? Yeah, she's in heaven. I guess I've just never felt that rush I can poop on you You want to get a rush, I'll hook you up I love you Alright! Alright, that was a ride, that was a ride. That was a rush That was a ride That was a ride. A literal ride, and a bit of a rush. Thank you for the suggestion, "Wooly Smooly"or whatever your name was on the subreddit Guys, if you have suggestions for us please visit our subreddit The suggestions thread is a great place to hang out and talk Thank you so much for watching. We love ya, we appreciate ya. You are the best, and don't let anyone ever tell you that you can't have a full, year-round love relationship with a roller coaster, It doesn't matter if they close in the winter, If you love you make it work If you love it, you make it work Thank you Nice
Hila is starting to meme HARD in these videos
keep on meming
Hila with the JRHNBR reference.
Only this time the first R stands for "rollercoaster" and the B stands for "belt."
The narrowness of that jib tho...
Edit: Now fences...
Hila seems to really like Ethan
When the Jib is extra narrow
Hey, /u/SeelWool, they reacted to your suggestion.
Ethan says gender doesn't matter when you want to fuck a roller coaster, but she calls him "he" so obviously he's wrong. Either way I love the narrowness of the jibs.
Seems Hila's coming out of her shell more and more as time goes on. Love it.
This is extremely offencesive.