In Living Color : Wrath of Farrakhan

captain's long start at 14. we're being pulled towards a hostile planet i'm hoping that scotty will be able to activate the backup control systems good i feel so vulnerable captain i'm picking up some strange signals something about intergalactical presses sir captain intruders are approaching the bridge sir who are you i am the minister lewis spa spa who is he a former calypso singer captain who later became leader of a 20th century african-american religious sect known as the nation of islam like to buy some incense bean powder my brother no thank you what do you want i've come to warn your crew of their enslavement in slavery aboard this vessel that's poppycon these people are perfectly free to do anything they'd like it is that same lie that kept elvis the king that made that poor child latoya jackson think she could sing it is that same lie that's got white boys rapping and the fat boys acting hey mister you can't come in here and talk to me with it aura get me starfleet come on yes captain oh my newbian princess how long have you placed his cause i watch the show every week and all i see is the back of your nappy wig o'hara starfleet now well wait a second he's right i've been sitting here for 15 years with this damn thing in my ear and ain't got one raise yet is that all i'm good for to be your little secretary or your occasional chocolate fantasy you get up off your flat butt and get starfleet your damn self cause i ain't but bro yes sister mr zulu you call scotty tell him to get this man out of here wait a minute mr sulu before you touch that answer me this question who does the laundry around here i do mr zulu well you call me buddha head and pie face in front of everybody well i've been in space all this time and i haven't had one woman yet you even take the ugly ones captain my loins are about to explode i want to do the nasty that's right rise the bird mr spock my friend we've got to do something why do you say we caucasoid it's obvious captain that minister farrakhan is right sponge are you out of your falcon mine well logically speaking captain i am the strongest and most intelligent person aboard this vessel yet i'm only second in command i should be captain and i'm also a better director than you can't you see it's discrimination you get off my ship buddy put your puny weapon down captain you cannot harm me my people have survived 400 years of slavery flavoring 300 years of apartheid and 25 years of the jeffersons in syndication go to your room oh i love it when i do that to them newbie and princess call sylvia's soul food check make reservations i got a taste for some blackened white fish mr sulu what are you gonna have sylvia well all right then my horny asian brother back to fire we're going home destination 125th street you

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Keywords: In Living Color, Damon Wayans, Jim Carrey, David Alan Grier, Star Trek, Parody, Wrath of Farrakhan, HudsonsSkull

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Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 22 2010