I'm the Trombone(r) Champ.

haha why does this game exist all right everybody Welcome to the coolest game ever this is bone tromber champ um where you become a champion of the bones saw this in the uh Nintendo Direct and knew I had to play it you know so here we are choose your tromboner even the game says boner I'm gonna be this guy he seems good you know jubilant or a studious jubilant for sure you know um trombone you know the boner the trom boner they're making me warm up do I look like I need a warm-up dude how do you play this game I am the tromboner king [Music] am I really playing scales in a video game nasty screw you man am I winning was I not playing the whole time it said most Keys worked the key I was using wasn't working this is hard [Music] it's hard to control [Music] [Laughter] [Music] I didn't play for the first like while oh look how much stuff I can play you can play Bumblebee all right wait why would I play bumblebee they're between two and four spiders living in the average trombone oh [ __ ] [Music] why do they look like penises hahaha [Music] what the [ __ ] can you fail am I failing this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life [Music] huh [Laughter] [Music] why is that bee flying in the background they do look like dicks though foreign four million Sun oh that's right oh I got a B on the Flight of the bee are you kidding me man oh my God that was legendary 16 perfectos 63 knives is 134 okays and like a couple nasties just a couple okay one of the fastest and most chaotic well-known classical piece [Music] why is it right by Silent Night holy [ __ ] oh my God what do you guys want to play we should play um they got any good songs on here how about the Entertainer Seven Stars here we go ready I'm I'm wind my arms are tired after that last one that was nuts [Music] okay here we go trombone or King right here [Music] hard oh that was great [Music] this game is freaking ridiculous okay that was good fill up the champ champ oh wait does champ fill up when you beat the level maybe that doesn't mean anything I only got a B come on oh my God I'm so tired I'm already so tired how about this one yeah I know that song something like that champ [Music] always the Champ for days dude tromboner champ for days [Music] tromboner champ [Music] I'm gonna get an A you guys here it comes [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] nobody plays trombone like this hey don't believe it I'm having a seizure oh my God the lights I'm physically tired hahaha [Music] I got an A okay now I gotta get an S rank Stars and Stripes is so hard eight stars are you kidding me all right everybody we're going for the elusive S rank foreign [Music] [Music] but no it was a little sour but that's cool I'm not worried about that I call that Avon's guard I play outside the box I'm a Metatron boner Champion I like how long and slow these notes are great this is wonderful man no my streak my boner deflated song is ridiculous bad [Music] isn't it beautiful this is music [Music] oh my God epic epic [Music] what that was crazy flew through the s we went so far that we would have gone beyond death if it was possible is there a shop or something can I buy some [ __ ] what's going on here can I go collect what's in here I got 1800 toots give me a sack yeah I'll take three sacks please huh [Music] huh okay wait that's it just just cards of [ __ ] I thought I was gonna unlock like new [ __ ] what the [ __ ] without the trombone none of us would be here it's the glue that binds us together and the force that keeps us moving forwards often called the baboon of instruments it is the Alpha and the Omega [Music] wait this is all [ __ ] like this says JS Bach is widely considered one of the most influential composers of all time I mean that part might be true but the next part says mostly because he invented the hot dog dude I didn't realize I was in a card collection do I did I waste all my [ __ ] what the hell what's baboon wait what is this wait what I was able to break one off do you have to get S rank to to knock off one of the s's damn homie well if that's the case if that's the case then maybe I need to get another S rank playing with the mouse is hard I get all [ __ ] up and I need to like reposition the mouse hand but you can't really do that without messing up your note [Music] still thinking about that c I got on fly to the Bumblebee oh wait did I get B on Flight of the Bumblebee because yeah I said B I got a B on the Bumblebee that's even better I'm trying to get an S rank on this dude so I can unlock the baboon [Music] ah boner boner lost [Music] I am seriously physically getting winded here oh I got the s I got the US does it work can I do another one wait yes I can you need to get four S's so why not just play easy songs Oh Canada oh Canadians let me honor you with my beautiful tooting here you go Canada imma make you all proud why does it still sound like [ __ ] even though I feel like I'm hitting the notes okay why does this game exist [ __ ] lost my wood it's gone Oh Canada why live you forsaken me Canada give it back why is there like a beaver or some [ __ ] in the background [Music] that song was so short [Music] does that satisfy my uh my whatever for the stupid baboon yeah one more let's do Ode to Joy that song that's probably easy get another easy s and then we'll go unlock the baboon the baboon [Music] even if you're just slightly off it sounds like ass oh [Music] okay I definitely missed that but it gave it to me no compliance yeah this is beautiful man this is beautiful oh my God I'm crying oh [ __ ] damn it [Music] dude my mouse keeps going diagonal I'm holding it at an angle I hate it I should have set up a mouse cam but what keeps happening is like I'm playing the game and I start off like this and as I'm playing it like I shift and then I'm like this and I'm like what the [ __ ] and I need to move back here but in order to do that it's like guaranteed you're gonna mess up all right you baboon [ __ ] huh what happened what did it what'd it do where'd he go he's gone where did he go where's the baboon see is he here how do I unlock new [ __ ] God dang it dude where's the baboon does he have his own song or something bad baboons uh was this here before I don't know let's play it in real life there are over nine songs that feature a trombone [Music] what unlocking the baboon did [Music] I'm the baboon chef [Music] nothing what the [ __ ] [Music] what is this oh my gosh [Music] I wonder if the people who made this game played trombone they must have right be way funnier if they didn't though no I didn't ask that's bull crap dude all right I got one more track for y'all we're gonna play the hardest one in the game y'all ready um Sailors horn pipe is a 10 star difficulty one star harder than bumblebee all right here we go should be easy I'm not worried are you it's got a [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] oh that's ass it's like up and down [ __ ] a bunch of weird penises [Music] beautiful man [Music] it's really great music [Music] I'm gonna throw up I'm gonna vomit everywhere I feel sick foreign holy [ __ ] my arm's so tired [Music] oh I'm so tired oh my God [Music] that was beautiful man that was the worst song I ever heard I got it oh it was like it was so close to a b still oh oh my arm you have no idea my arm is so tired well I don't know how to unlock any [ __ ] so that's pretty lame you can play a bass tromboner I don't know what that does does that change anything I don't think so how do you unlock new characters and [ __ ] where did the baboon go I have so many questions about this game like so many questions all right make sure you like And subscribe I know you really liked this gameplay and you're probably dying for more and I'm sorry to you know to stop the video I bet you wish it just went on forever but

Channel: Ryu

Views: 30,010

Keywords: ryukahr, ryukhar, trombone, champ

Id: Lvk3HjfkXLw

Length: 22min 10sec (1330 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 27 2023