Illegal Motorcycle Mods that are Worth the Ticket

[Music] do [Music] show me your hands you moto modding pervert [Music] it's true making these innocuous little changes can make you a criminal but like altering your grandmother's checks it's totally worth it ah just kidding allegedly take this crg blindside mirror and two inches across it's barely wider than your bell end i mean bar end minimal look unfortunately there are jurisdictions that require mirrors to be at least three inches above the handlebar and at least three inches in diameter making this stinkleberry illegal crg wipes their ass by saying oh it's only meant to be used in conjunction with full-size mirrors to clean up your blind spot right in practice a third mirror is as useful as a third testicle more ain't better when two is plenty but crg knows this just like they know most people buy their blind spot mirror as a replacement not a supplement fortunately there are many countries that require nothing beyond having two mirrors others only demand one and some places don't care if you have any so this 50 buck billet bottle cap of automotive glass might be above board depending where your board is [Music] i guess the only question is you feel lucky punk now these are custom dynamics true wraps rap spelled with z because the custom scene is headquartered in uh 2003. the lame name is a shame because indicators are rarely this innovative enshrouding the job of a fat blinker in a subtle led fork wrap of course it only looks slick if you're seeing through a hole in the spider web of red tape in some places any indicator is fine some places no indicators are fine i used to have a vintage bike that relied on hand signals and cops would pull me over just to ask about it but in many other jurisdictions these are too small too close together to discern directionality too outshone by the headlight step away from the vehicle you signalling savage now here's one that you wouldn't anticipate to be criminal ram owns the motorcycle phone mount game not least because they're quick to grab and have enough hold to keep your phone on the bike even when you don't so if i'm selling these all day for 70 bucks and it's 2021 why not make it a wireless charger and ask 200 well that might rub you up against johnny law our motor vehicle act makes it illegal to operate one or more of the device's functions while riding leading cops to ticket people for charging their phones since charging is technically a function like this makes the masses view policemen as tax collectors but sensibly many of these cases have since been overruled with that precedence ram's charging phone mount should be kosher save for one teensy hurdle a 700 000 kilometer ball of burning hydrogen see normal charging cables are copper wire because copper is a more efficient conductor than say air meaning wireless power transfer is lossy and lossy things have an annoying habit of shedding heat put a black phone on a wireless charger on a motorcycle exposed to the sun and your cell's gonna make like a spaniard and take a siesta but on a cool day freeze you phone charging now this is a koso gauge kukoso makes tightly crafted instruments direct plug-ins for many motorcycles universal fitment for the rest it's funny how something slow can feel fast with a sexier mode of presentation your bike is still swan lake but performed by natalie portman hmm worthwhile yet these facelifts are often skipped for legal reasons see when you lose the original instruments you lose the odometer as is tantamount to criminal tampering unless you can string together a series of loopholes first you must swear that the original odometer was broken which is conveniently believable and unprovable now that you've replaced it second you must either reset your coso gauge to the previous mileage or affix a written notice to the vehicle stating the previous mileage and that the clock has been zeroed of course the law is written for cars and stipulates this sticker be placed in the left door frame see the problem [Music] in theory you can buy high mileage bikes reset the tickers to zero ride them then sell them knowing no one will find the odometer sticker you've conveniently placed under the fender dealers have been caught doing like this but it's technically legal [Music] we'll let the judge decide you odometer dodging dick finally this um i'm actually gutted over this it's the get back whip you clip it to your lever to show club colors and when someone cuts you off quickly release indiana jones because provoking a 5 000 pound car with a piece of string is wisdom i can't think of anything more canadian than responding to an honest mistake with immediate violence but some places hate freedom like nevada so they consider this a slung shot which is a weapon and carrying it can be illegal it's just so unfair all these have been riding around my neighborhood with whips on their whips no one's busting their balls i'm only concerned with my safety anyway i mean look at all the extra visibility and people easily miss the eight-foot harley but a lizard tail commands the attention of every car driver not to mention it slaps around in the breeze which keeps me alert and not distracted at all plus the whip melts against my engine and that's basically liquid cooling then when it snags on things and pulls my brake lever autonomous braking it's a freaking tesla now i'm not compensating for anything here i'll just i'll close off by saying mine is 42 inches long and that's flaccid drop the sex toy you micro penis maniac [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 7min 29sec (449 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 21 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/SandwichesAndJuice]

"All these bitches have been riding around my neighborhood with whips on their whips, and noone's busting their balls."

[u/The_Irish_One]

I’m didn’t know the handle bar tassels actually had any “function”

[u/ServinTheSovietOnion]

This was 100% a "we need to meet the upload schedule, what can we put out there?"

[u/Jspiral]

I feel like RyanF9 is running out of ideas for content.

[u/NuggyBuggy]

Not his best work.

[u/Uptons_BJs]

I genuinely don't know if this is satire.....

An after market gauges is actually a great idea, and I can totally see a good use for it. Small mirrors are possibly useful I guess?

But what the hell was the point of that whip? And the blinkers? Those feel absolutely dangerous

[u/disturbed286]

As for the gauge thing:

It's very bike dependent, but the odometer might be a non issue. I replaced the one on my 2016 Fat Boy (I broke it). After a few miles, which the instructions say is to allow you to function check it, the odometer is then programmed to whatever the last one was at. It's stored ECU-side, so no fudging happens.

[u/VirulentMarmot]

I remember when I stopped liking and watching top gear, when the hosts just started to become caricatures of themselves. And the tone became more juvenile. Getting the same feeling again here.

[u/YamahaRN]

In NYS a loud exhaust is enough to get your bike impounded.