(chimes ring)
(unicorn gallops) - Welcome to therapy, Lilly. Tell me, what's on your mind? - Okay. I just feel like sometimes the world is against me, you know? - Why do you say that? - I mean for starters, me and my friends never see eye to eye. I guess, there's a lot of tension there. - What do you disagree on? - Everything. Just the other day, my
friend got mad at me, because I wanted to stay home and watch Black Mirror, instead of going out. Like, I get it's your birthday,
but there's new episodes. - I see. - Yeah, and then, she started to go on this whole rant about every
single thing she's ever done for me, and I personally
think that's petty. Yeah, I don't do that, 'kay? Like, how many times am I gonna have to hear the story about how
she donated me a kidney? I get it. Yeah, I know. What about last week, when her car broke down on the highway? Who did she call? So, who's really the bad friend? - Was she at least grateful
when you went to pick her up? - What? Oh, no. No, no, no, I called
her an Uber from my bed. There's new episodes of Black Mirror. Aren't you writing this down? - Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna show you a series of images. - Porn? - And I want you to tell me what you see. (whimsical orchestral music) - A terrible piece of art by a terrible painter who will likely never make it. It's pretty bad. Kinda looks like my sister, when she got dumped. Huh, that's funny. Wait a minute. That's a picture of me. Yeah, no. No, the legs are a dead giveaway. That, that's me, is that me? - Interesting. - What do you think is wrong with me? Do I have anxiety from
being right all the time? Or maybe I'm depressed because of other people's bad choices. Like, wearing Crocs. A lot of people do that. - No, I think, in my professional opinion, the issue is that you're a bad person. - Hmm? - You're a mean, selfish, arrogant, self-centered person, who needs to work on not being such a terrible human. - Mm-hmm. So, is there like a pill for that, or? (boom) That awkward moment when
you think something's wrong with you, but
really, you're just a jerk. If you like this video,
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that is a wrap, and zoop! - Methinks I stole her watch? - Wait, what? - Okay, I don't think, I know.
