If Mario takes damage, I give Twitch chat my credit card

we're playing Super Mario Odyssey but I have to buy something that you guys submitted every time I take damage we are going to be looking at three of them and you guys are going to be voting which one I buy 3 2 1 go please don't Bonk right away please don't Bonk right away I was watching the first video when I did this and I forgot how much I bonked right at the beginning I think I bonked right there on the bridge not going to happen again though I'm locked in of course as is tradition I will be doing left side Bonk Central right here oh just kidding just kidding not if you're sick as hell like me dude oh my God okay there we go all right Cascade kingdom is an easy bonless Kingdom I think in the history of doing these challenges I've never bonged here and I insane that I didn't bong right there do I do DSS we got to have an early Bonk you know to get things rolling I'll do DSS and if I nail it and I don't Bonk well then no my God I almost had it too are you joking all right let's get our first round of merch up first up Yoshi 3D NightLight 16 colors Christmas lighting gift RGB Touch remote controller toys Super Mario desk lamp for children room decoration holiday gifts parenthesis Yoshi I actually like this it's pretty cool also I do like that when oh you guys can't see it edit this over edit this over over it Alo edit this over it right now number two though let's see what's next um this is uh I do we need to censor this um this is a a blue shell pin that just says you which is kind of sick and then here's our third option this one's from AliExpress Super Mario anime figure this thing is kind of cool let me make a poll let's see chat which one are you picking is it the Yoshi 3D NightLight fudge you uh blue shell pin or the Dharma doll which one's is it going to be oh it's a very tight race between the pin and the Mario Dharma it looks like AO our editor um does not want the pin I'm assuming because once it shows up they'll have to censor it even more who's it going to be who's it going to be oh four votes blue shell is running away with it with only a few seconds left seven votes where did all these sleepers come from oh my God the blue shell wins it all right the fu enamel pin takes it on this one oh you're joking you're joking oh my God okay next up we have Super Mario iconic boo portrait graphic t-shirt cuz next up we have um a cute Mario Bob on Valentine's card that just say sex bomb and then thirdly lastly it is a a little Mario doll you can get and put your own face on what's going to win I wonder what is Holy sh it's not even close all right we've got got our we've got our decision that's all right no more bonking guys no more bonking enough of this funny business this is getting ridiculous all right this video is sponsored by better help better help connects you with a licensed therapist so that you can start working to live your best life I personally face a lot of problems with burnout and it can be hard to find motivation 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God I don't think I'm going to make it oh I think I am okay yeah I think you guys just need to come to the realization that I will not Bonk anymore for the entire run I was messing with you guys I've actually been practicing Mario Odyssey every day for the last month just so I can do this stream and not Bonk at all I do it at the beginning to let your guard down and then I do it again to let your guard down even further but then for the rest of the I play so well I get a 57 boom Oh God damn it I got greedy I got so greedy okay well next upop whoa this is sick Mario Sunshine rug it's the it's the Mario Sunshine disc but made into a rug that is actually so cool I would not mind if you guys made me get this number two oh my God oh my God it's $270 it's so cool but it's so expensive what the hell it's Lego Bowser this is so expensive and so sick um and number three we have we have some Mario temporary tattoos and the Lego takes it oh man let's continue and hope the next one is not that expensive done with wooded one bong not bad Sand Lake wooded one bong for only those three kingdoms pretty huge oh come on man come on we got the Super Mario um bed sheet set next up this is um a Goomba laundry basket and then lastly so we got Mario shower curtain Mario bath mat Mario toilet mat Mario toilet seat cover allinone for only $4 can you believe it which one are we going to be buying chat don't forget we have this one this one and this one okay it's not even close it looks like the bathroom set takes it wow she didn't get hit there huge oh wait I totally forgot the challenge I'm doing if I took damage there that meant I had to buy something wo okay no more bonking for the rest of the run or may I even say my life oh every time every time I got my goddam head first up is this swimwear Rosalina um I don't like this shot doesn't even look like Rosalina I'm going to be honest I don't like it next up what never going to kiss you up and hurt you my video is going to get copyright claimed okay so that's our second option third option is this I'm the little bro Luigi shirt um guys I don't I don't think we can buy the Rick Roll a so close you know what I like the shirt I'll get the shirt we can't buy the Rick Roll But boom okay Metro Kingdom done only only two Bonks in Metro oh my God I didn't Bonk there oh my God no no no no item number six on the docket here I already own this this is not even the first time this has been submitted for this Super Mario Uno um pretty cool oh Xbox ins inspired Mario Bro funeral program this kid died at 7 years old you can fill it out you can fill it out with obituaries this is not cool okay and number three oh look at that a Donkey Kong phone holder so we have um Uno the funeral program or the phone holder um okay it looks like the dk1 wins I got so greedy a snow Kingdom's not we haven't even gotten to snow dream yet bro okay number seven let's go here's the first of the number seven listing it's a DK taii uh just a legit like DK tie all right are you there God it's a me Mario um okay and then number three it's a balloon that's it oh my goodness and the flag takes it easily okay we're getting the flag time for snow dram I'm gonna cry I'm gonna cry I'm going number one on this eighth docket mil Mario is Luigi's friend what is this art dude you can't even see this one why would they put it on a white shirt the blue is definitely the way to go we have uh Luigi little propeller figure all right and number three is a a Mario Golf driver head cover $75 what which one are we getting all right and it look looks like the I'm Mario's Luigi's friend shirt jesus takes it eight items done why did I go for it why did I go for it why did I go for it okay all right we got mushroom planter from Mario this is kind of sick my cats like eating plants a lot so I don't know if I could actually put a plant in this unless I put it outside what the hell is this and number fre it's a PSP but it it's not a PSP though it's a 4.3 in 8 GB portable handheld video game console player 300 Games built in one camera retro all right we got our pick it's the nabit painting all right on to luncheon we are nearing the end of this run oh my god dude oh my God oh my God oh my God all right and on to item number 10 wow I I I have no words um it's a rare rare 1.75 in Bowser cake topper number two inflation Mario and Luigi plush number three a little crochet Yoshi very cute I like this one a lot wait by manate it's really good wait you actually did a really good job so which one are we getting oh my God it's not it's not even close well Manatee with the easy dub oh my god dude item number 11 it's a drug shirt it just says drugs pretty cool our second option here what is this awesome little Bowser plush it's very small and then our third option here it's from AliExpress it's just so what insane keychains you know these look pretty normal then we get down here and then we get over what happened all right Bowser wins it by a good margin oh no no no no no no no no no no on to item number 12 we got to go through this fast okay Mario and Luigi on on the toilet we got Mario and Luigi skirt lastly crazy King boof plush or they call him King freak I think so which one's it going to be all right it's the skirt okay number 13 we have a bed sheet that I can put my face on a singing piranha plant plush and this vintage 1989 Applause Super Mario Bros no hat no pants figure it looks so cool so which one okay it looks like it's going to be the Mario awesome number 14 we got a shy guy mask H he not included I assume we have a very swaave very cool Super Mario Sunshine buttonup and lastly what an apron of Mario that says I poop today but it's not Mario he actually has a p on the hat instead of an N oh it's tied it is tied right now all right the apron takes it I think all right and now item number 15 it's a flush and a mug I think it's a poping catch figure toy I guess he shoots it out of his mouth and maybe then he catches it he looks like he's taking a and then number three uh name can be changed oh you put your name here I think I'll have it say your name the water bottle takes it by a country mile all right well let's keep it going on to ruin Kingdom we're at 15 Bonks I would say and counting but we're not counting cuz I am going to uh go the rest of the run without bonking okay first up is this pillow oh I see you're in first place it would be a shame if something were to happen we got some cool Mario plushes I mean figures W no dumpy by thick tendo wow I've never seen a Less close vote all right dumpy Kong takes it all right that was item number 16 only four bnks left if I happen to bnk four times before the end of the run that well that's where the Run ends why like what what came over me that made me think that that was a good idea going directly towards the lightning he was shooting on the floor that was just about to split out what made me think that that was a good idea what um first up is um 48 Mario toys that's just too much topper moai oh my God these are recent they still make stuff like this next up a mouse pad from the Mario movie and then number three that's actually super cool Bowser Jr bandana for a dog I don't have a dog I do have cats and I guess I could try to fit it on them it's very close we have about five 5 seconds left four I'll give my vote wait why did I vote that I just realized I have to have all 48 of these okay we made it out of the rest of the fight alive somehow two Bon and damage in ruined Kingdom in ruined Kingdom a kingdom that lasts 3 minutes in a normal speedrun oh I almost took damage there okay all right Bowser's Kingdom done let's see if we can get through the rest of the run without without another Bonk without another damage it would be incredible oh my goodness cutting it close all right no more damage no more Bonks this is going to be a free Moon Kingdom I'm not buying anything else woo let's go let's go boom let's go okay time to finish this run out no more damage no more damage Dage this is a scary part but no damage there it is come on come on Boom Boom Boom 1 hour 5 minutes and 20 seconds only 17 purchases now let's do the math how much money did we lose all right and it all comes out to just a merely $727 and3 not bad at all not bad at all hey you know they call that a bargain where I'm from so I'll see you when I when I open the stuff I guess three weeks later the packages are here the packages are here not all of them showed up in fact the Donkey Kong pen holder never showed up are you there God it's me Mario if the flag gets here before this video goes out I'll pop it on screen right now boom there it is Fu blue shell pin didn't show up oh and then the the plush that I was supposed to put my face on they canceled the order but we do have a lot of stuff here we do have a lot of stuff here uh so we're going to go ahead and open those we got just a girl who loves Luigi I was really excited about this one and this one was actually the last thing that came this one's from manate I wish I could show you the shipping label oh my God he's so awesome he's even more awesome in person and he's so Hefty he's like heavy which I can respect this is not like a cheap feeling plush this thing is Hefty oh man he's awesome his eyes genuinely super impressive when you know the person who made it you realize how impressive it is that someone can actually make this here he is luckily I can hang him up what I've always wanted I might put him on my rear view mirror in the car next oh what's up everyone one more thing um it's the Mario and Luigi's skirt anyways so we got a fit we got a fit now oh what's up Mario is Luigi's friend then we got this one's actually for Del but I'll try it on for her our apron it says ey poops today oh there we go looking good we got the skirt we got the shirt and we got the apron next up nice little poster it's dumpy Kong he's got the ass cheeks for days another piece of art it's nabit I'm really excited about this next one and I'm actually probably going to set it up right after this it's the Mario bathroom set I'll also try to get a picture of that this one's kind of tough this is the pack of like a 100 different toys they're all individually packed why does Daisy look like that that doesn't look like a Mario character that just looks like a person in like a Cartoon Network Cartoon there's no way you can tell me that this is Luigi this is a this is an impostor dressed in Luigi's clothes pretending to be him why does he look like that his eyes there's evil behind those eyes eyes okay let's put all these toys back in the box and then we only have one thing left it's Mario's dad I don't know why he doesn't have clothes look at his big ass I forgot one thing I forgot one thing this bad boy my God it is huge the Bowser the Lego Bowser it's 2800 pieces I totally forgot about it uh if you're watching the video thanks for watching make sure to leave a like and um all right 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Published: Thu Mar 14 2024