If Kaiju Could Talk in Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)

oh i just woke up what am i doing here seriously this is how y'all do me stuck in chains again oh oh oh yeah oh get me out of these chains god damn it i need to go right now oh come on oh my ears are so loud i don't got time for your missiles today bout to put this monkey to sleep hey it's godzilla i'm gonna beat you stinky did you just call me stinky oh i swear to god you know i'm scared of water show yourself cool you're so dead stinky i'm finally free did you miss me it's been a long time coming for this one i'm out of here bye i'm afraid to swim i can't do it especially when he's over there there's no way hey eat this eat what ah really you're gonna throw that at me okay bet let me get up here oh kong where do i begin it's been so long hasn't it i dare you too oh i hate you oh okay like that hurt first of all the is wrong with you did you who i was huh get out of my face you think you can also get your punk ass off my ship oh you just made a big mistake what are you doing down there oh oh my god i have to go oh my god atomic crap oh no oh my god you're just a stupid lizard i'm out mm-hmm alan i don't see you playing dead over there you better play dead while you still can you stupid monkey i swear to god you lucky i got his stuff to do right now it's all good i just want to go home get your stinky ass up here and fight me boy i'm not scared of you i beat your ass the first time i'll do it again oh yeah right you did all that for me you've been pissing me off all day today fight me close your mouth you keep using that i'm going to rip your you're so dead atomic breath oh my god whoa oh oh oh my god i can't stand this there is no way you're out to like four right there what are you calling king of the axes what's wrong with you you're just joking oh please damn it monkey back up you don't deserve this stupid thing use your hands boy atomic breath oh my god oh get that thing away from me somebody help me somebody run boy somebody help me please you're not gonna do that again stop it stop moving oh my god stop jumping you can't [Music] oh stupid ape where the hell are you i know you're out there monkey come out and play where you at stinky oh get out of here this thing will be good for you man [Applause] now that's what you get oh my god i don't care oh my god no no no no no no no no no no no no no i know it hurts get away from me now you've really stay down it's been about 59 years since the last time we bought did you think you did away a bit again this time save mothra why the hell did you just say that name i'm already having a bad day and you're out here ruining it i don't care about what you did back in nineteen sixty two don't do anything you always get another human being i am now i'm gonna submit to you wow you actually stood up for yourself congratulations much respect but you still and they call you a king you don't know what you signed up for kid i still wanted 62. godzilla i have come back for you did you miss me kevin i run fast as now boy you're in a lot of trouble you will pay the consequences of your actions kevin you can't stop me [Music] okay my shoulders better let's do this are you even below yeah teamwork all right on my mark three two one oh oh don't kill me please no after everything you try to do to me you're not going to kill me or my friend oh jeez i'm so tired hey monkey i'm not a monkey i'm an abe i appreciate what you did back there you can drop the axe now i guess i could yeah fine all right well i'm out of here you're lucky i didn't kill you take care godzilla hope to see you again one day and you go get a girlfriend

Channel: Dante Dotson

Views: 12,184,287

Keywords: #GodzillavsKong

Id: ZhseMajfgLU

Length: 7min 24sec (444 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 21 2021