If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition

(cheerful instrumental music) - [Google] Next. (door squeaks) - Google. - Six feet away, please. - Am I glad to see you. - I'm sure you have questions about the pandemic. (paper rustles) - Are rhinos elephants? - Are what? (hand thuds) - Toilet paper in bulk. - Sold out, sorry. - Ah, paper towel in bulk. - Sold out, too. - Tissue paper in bulk. - Sold out. You know, in olden days we just used rags. - Underwear in bulk. - Very gross. (hands tap) - How do I Zoom? - Video conferencing (paper rustles) is a great way to stay connected. - Do I Zoom on Facebook? - Where to begin. (paper rustles) - How do I Facebook? - How islands stay put? - Nothing about coronavirus. The quarantine. - Islands have anchors? - Mojito recipe. - So you're going to (paper rustles) need mint. - Don't have it. - Lime. - Don't have it. - Club soda. - Don't have it. - And rum. (paper rustles) - Woo, mojitos. (rum splashes) - Online yoga class. - Good for you (paper rustles) staying in shape. - Online Zumba class. - Regular exercise (paper rustles) is a great stress reliever. - Online crossfit class. - Just be careful to-- (paper rustles) - Online chiropractor class. - Pace yourself. (paper rustles) The rate of spread in foreign countries. The U.S. government response. - Exclamation point but for quiet. (hand taps) - Chicken. - A lot of grocery stores are sold out so you're gonna need (paper rustles) to get creative. - Farms near me. - Good thinking. Some farms will deliver vegetables right to your door. - Stealing chickens. - Uh, not that creative. - How to wash hands-- - Soap is one of the best (paper rustles) weapons we have against the virus. - Memes. - Ugh, these are pretty funny, actually. - Jewel's "Hands" but for how to wash hands. - Ah, she didn't. - Calculate volume sphere. - Why not ask a parent for some homeschooling? - Uh, calculate volume sphere. ♪ These hands are washed like so ♪ ♪ With water first ♪ ♪ And then with soap ♪ - This slaps. - Dow Jones. - Bad news. (paper rustles) - S&P 500. - Ooh, yikes. - NASDAQ. - Sorry. - Animal Crossing real estate. - Not a real thing. - Dollar to turnip exchange rate. - How long quarantine? - This says two months. (paper rustles) - Months. - This says six months. - Oh my God. - And this says 2021. I have longer, if you want. (hand taps) - Animal shelter. - Animal shelters are struggling right now so it's a great time (paper rustles) to bring home a quarantine buddy. - Adopting a chicken. - Not that creative. (paper rustles) - Time of day. - 4 p.m. - Day of week. - Thursday. - Month of year. - April. - 2020 can suck my-- (feet thud) - Ah, so you know the year. - What do I do? - Do the five. (paper rustles) Wash your hands often, (hands clack) cough into your elbow, don't touch your face, keep a safe distance from others, and stay home. You're touching your face. - I suddenly can't stop. - Flat curve theory. - Finally. (chart clacks) Flatten the curve means that if we practice social distancing we can control the spread of the virus over time, keeping hospitals from being overwhelmed and saving lives. - Sorry, flat earth theory. - Oh God, I need a mojito. (rum splashes) - Miami beach parties. (hand taps) - You realize how irresponsible this is. - I'm 22. - You could still give the virus to someone older than you or someone immunocompromised or die from it yourself. No one is completely safe. - Sexy HAZMAT suit. - Stay home. - How to feel normal? - Look, it's normal (melancholy music) to not feel normal. We've never gone through anything like this as a modern society so go easy on yourself and look for pleasant distractions. - Exclamation point but for quiet. (Google chuckles) (fist thuds) - Let's find out. (paper rustles) ♪ These hands are washed liked so ♪ ♪ With water first ♪ ♪ And then with soap ♪ ♪ Scrub back and forth ♪ ♪ And to and fro ♪ ♪ For at least 30 seconds ♪

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Views: 5,374,909

Rating: 4.9084334 out of 5

Keywords: Collegehumor, CH originals, comedy, sketch comedy, internet, humor, funny, sketch, covid-19 virus, quarantine, coronavirus, pandemics, wash your hands, search engines, search results, PSA, social distancing, brennan lee mulligan, if google was a guy, google guy, if google was a guy animated, google guy collegehumor, brian huskey google, google is a guy, collegehumor google

Id: aliY82008tk

Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 14 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/GargamelLeNoir]

The ending was very lovely. Just a shame the google guy wasn't a bit louder.

[u/AskMeAboutMy___]

This was needed and really nice

[u/induna_crewneck]

They really hit a nice balance of being funny and still conveying some information. Very good video.

[u/nuruddinbadhon]

I didn't get the last part re: exclamation point..anyone care to explain?

[u/[deleted]]

Nice.

[u/LegitWife]

I loved this! It got personal at the end. Which was nice and I’m sure relatable.

[u/[deleted]]

The King has returned