Ian Hislop's Pig-Gate Rant - Have I Got News For You

Ritualist so I mean what are the benefits of joining this club what do you get 10% of sports equipment mean what was a great club that you have to stick your [ __ ] in a dead pigs mouth to becoming yeah you used to be a member didn't you um oh no I wasn't a member it says I was a member on Wikipedia so they all say yeah which is quite embarrassing kidding I spent half the week the tabloid journalist bring me up saying have you put winced your [ __ ] toxin in a yeah receptacle anyway um no I was not a member of the piers Gaveston society as a member of the Piers Morgan I won't ask what the ritual was to getting today I'll give you other people do were though is that the salami yeah yeah I know no no I mean there's no no he asked me two questions he said did you know people who were there yes and then he asked another question so I said yes I did know people you know I didn't which is is sort of my answer and I thought I was the one who's gonna get a hard time tonight and it turns out Ian is right yes this is a it we're going to just leave it alone Lord Ashcroft getting this amazing story into the public domain via the Daily Mail I don't think it's even a story it's a it's a it's a fantasy it's a night of amazing revenge by the mail in cohorts with Lord Ashcroft which the whole country's decided to believe usually a story in the Daily Mail peddled by a non Dom Tory peer gave eight million quid to the Tory party and is in a strop because he wasn't made defence secretary would be laughed out of court it's not in court yet but I was hoping it might but now we've all taken this seriously and there's the grinning Lord Ashcroft - I mean you know if you want to talk about members inserted into you know the House of Lords um there is Ari it's a disgraceful story this man lured ashcroft who gave the Tories all this money thought he could get himself into the cabinet thought he could buy himself a cabinet post and everybody's gone along with this thing oh great lord Ashcroft I'm he's a non Dom if we're doing prick jokes let's have a condom joke if you want something disgusting the Prime Minister's done I mean you know there's loads of it bedroom tax he good stuff there's plenty of these things and everyone goes around saying oh it's about a pig when he was 20 well how about being really appalling when he was 50 dancer I had a bit of sympathy when he said he never pressed that button under any circumstances because I'm the same with the itv2 button on my remote

Channel: Hat Trick

Views: 688,421

Keywords: Hat Trick, Hat Trick Productions, Have I Got News For You, HIGNFY, Series 50 Episode 1, Ian Hislop, Paul Merton, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Osman, Camilla Long, Lord Ashcroft, Pig Gate, David Cameron

Id: B0b-S1MRv_s

Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 05 2015