Hi! I'm Dave from Boyinaband And this is my sister, Hannah. Hello again! And today we're gonna look at some home videos. Feel free to watch! Or to Click Off if this sounds horrible! I'm REALLY struggling there. Give up! *both laugh* The lip! You used to do that, all the fricken time!
Yeah, I did! Whenever you were sad. *imitates* Booiii...
Booiii... Okay.
Do you remember that car? I DO remember that car.
Did WE make it? Or did our parents? I think it was a group effort.
Okay. How the- How do you drive like THIS?
*giggles* Vrroom! You're just like a casual passenger there.
Yep. There I am You don't even look like you're enjoying yourself!
*laughs* No. That looks like commuting!
*chuckles* Oh my god, the hat! What's that say?
Dunno. Warn or something. I had a real thing for purple and yellow. They were my favorite colors. Order was: Purple, Yellow, Red. Cousin: Look what I got!
Young Dave: I got a backpack!
Dave: *imitates* Look what I got! YD: I've already got a briefcase. When did I have a BRIEFCASE?!
*giggles* I don't know! I don't remember you having a briefcase! Neither do I. I was a businessman in here!
*laughs* Young entrepreneur. Nan: Come here, let's have a look, ya can't see!
Dave: Stylish. YD: Dinosaurs.
Nan: Can you see it now?
YD: Yes. Nan: How's that?
YD: Alright... Nan: *laughs*
Dave: "Alright..." I sound SO brummy!
*laughs* Our nan KNITTED this jumper for you. She spent SO many hours knitting this jumper for you. And all you can say is, "It's alright..." *LAUGHS* I'm a LITTLE more tactful now. YD: I could wear it, upside down. Nan: Oh alright then, wear it upside down! Young Hannah: *scampering* What the hell? You've got the WEIRDEST little walk. YH: *scampering* WHAT the hell is THIS? *static*
*Hannah laughs* I don't remember this AT ALL!
*laughs* Where did I get that little shirt?! *toy gun clicking* *toy gun clicking*
Dave: Straight G. *both laugh* We just WALKED IN, and started shooting! *click click click click click*
YH: Daviiiiid! Dave: *laughs* *click click click click*
I haven't said A WORD yet! Shoot first, ask questions later.
*chuckle* *click click click*
YD: I wonder what it's gonna end up like. What?
*laughs* Dunno. Wha-? The CORPSE? What am I talking about?!
*laughs* *clicking*
YD: Ready, steady, aim, fire! *clicking*
YD: Bang! Bang!
Dave: *LAUGHS* Dad: What do you say?
YD: Howdy partner. Oh my god. YD: Howwwdy! What the hell happened to my accent? Don't put the gun in your mouth, Hannah! Dave: You'll kill yourself!
Dad: What else do you say? "Make..." YD: Make my day. *imitating* Make my day! Choir: Fish fish here, fish fish there, Choir: she doesn't care about the ozone layer! Fish- Hannah: *sqeals* I don't remember ANY of this!
*laughs* I must've blanked this out!
*giggle* This was my... beginnings as a performer.
Yeah. Did you not hear the lyrics there though? Choir: Fish fish here, fish fish there, Choir: she doesn't care about the ozone layer! Man, we had some good snow.
Yeeah. Hannah: Emma! Oh, our dog... She died. Ha, look at the snowman! What the hell?
I just gave the snowman my hat. You're a considerate child. Like Benny Hill.
*laughs* *Benny Hill theme plays* *both laugh*
Krgh! What? And so i'm just like "No"?
I don't know. *both awwwh* Fail. What? What the hell just-? *laughs*
*chortles* How did that escalate so much? I don't know! *giggles* Aw, nooo...
Oh, whatever. And then you gave up!
*laughs* Yeah. What?
*laughs* Still enjoying myself like, Did you-? Did you have problems? Oh, there we go. That's probably yours. Those are the saddest looking, creepy ass snowmen!
*laughs* *paper ripping*
YD: Look, Hannah! YD: Look! Hannah, look what I've GOT! YD: Look at this! *laughs* *imitates* "Look Hannah!" "LOOK AT THIS!"
*laughs* "STOP what you're doing!" YD: Look, Hannah! YD: Michael Jackson! *laughs* Oh, if only we knew... YD: I got Michael Jackson! I used to fricken LOVE Michael Jackson.
Yeah. That was ALL I used to listen to.
Yeah. I reckon that's why I like so many different genres of music, you know. YD: It's CHESS!
*laughs* YD: And... YD: Wait a minute... YD: AND DRAUGHTS!
Oh golly. *gasp* Draughts AND chess! YH: David, it's the BEST Christmas ever! *LAUGHS* To be fair, this is like our third Christmas, that we can sentiently remember. YD: Oh, I got Little Cousing Scampi!
YH: SWEEP! I got Sweep! Oh my god! That's so COOL! Oh my god. That has a little badge on it, as well.
Yeah! This is great, thats yours why have I got it. I don't know, you thief. YD: She's lost her doll.
Mum: These don't come with dolls. YD: I mean, I mean her... One of them. YD: She's lost it. "She's lost her one of them." YH: No? There's nothing in there?
Dad: Yes it is? YH: No!
Dad: It's a good job we know where it is then, isn't it? YH: *pouting* Where is it? Dad: Come with me, then. Did Dad just PRANK you?!
Yeah! On Christmas?!
They gave me an empty box! I was just SAD there! I was gonna say, just that's like-
"Where is it?" *both laugh* YD: How did you get it out of the box? SPECTACULAR Critical Thinking Skill!
*laughs* YD: Mommy, look at this, Mommy look! YD: "James Pond 2!" That game was AMAZING. YD: "RoboCod!" "RoboCod..."
YD: Where do they get these silly names? *LAUGHS* My appreciation for puns started early! Dad: He's falling over, pick him up. Dad: That's it.
YH: "HER!" Dad: "Her" is it? Oh, sorry.
*both laugh* How DARE you misgender it?!
*laughs* YD: Happy X-Mas!
"X-Mas?" Dad: Thank you very much.
YD: Okay. Hannah: We're going back in time, that's me as a baby! *laughs* Hannah: *giggles* YD: Hannah, want to speak. YD: Hannah! want to speak! YD: Speak! YD: Over here! Speak! You're telling me to speak? YD: Hannah! Speak!
*both laugh* COMMANDING you to speak!
*laughs* Putting it in my- in your ear? Now yours. YD: Got it, buh bye! "buh bye" What?
Aww... Is that ME?
That was you. YD: Mommy, mommy smile! YD: Mommy cross! YD: Mommy Et. YD: You want a Et? (x2) Am I saying words? You- apparently, 'cause I showed this to mom and dad. And apparently, you always used to say, "Do you want an Et?"
"An Et?" They had NO IDEA what it meant, but you said it all the time! Do YOU want an Et? I don't know!
*both laugh* YD: Bouncy bouncy bouncy! bouncy!
"bouncy bouncy bouncy." YD: Babe Hannah's a little bouncy! Both: "Hannah's a little bouncy!" YD: Bouncy bouncy bounce! YH: *cries*
*both laugh* *Thomas The Tank Engine theme plays*
Uhn, yeah! Hannah [to music]: The blimp to the crib,
Yeah, Both: Drop it like it's hot! *music ends* *thump* Oh, okay! Right in time, as well!
*laughs* Yeah! *paper rustles*
YD: Here y'are! Just kicking it towards you!
"Here y'are! Here y'are!" In a little Tank Top!
*laughs* Lookin' White Trash as hell! YD: It's a ball! A ball, daddy! YD: A baaaall!
Yes, we got it. Look how blonde I was, compared to now.
Yeah. You look pretty tan as well!
Yeah! *paper rips*
YD: What's that?! (x2) "The Mister Men." Sick!
Dad: That's Hannah's, give it to Hannah. YD: Here y'are.
Did I just open the present?
Yeah, you opened MY present. *THUD*
*both laugh* And I'm planning on keeping it!
Yeah!
*both laugh* Take it to my cave! YD: No. "No!"
*laughs* YD: No. Bugger off. Holy crap!
*both laugh, clipping the mic*
That face! YD: I like to sing... the Hokey Pokey. YD: Oh, the hokey Pokey Pokey! YD: Oh, the hokey Pokey Pokey! [laughing] How many times did you need to say "Pokey"? YD: Oh, the hokey Pokey! YD: Knees bent! "Knees bent!" That phone in the background!
Mum: Arms stretch.
YD: RAH RAH RAH! Mom: Oof!
*both laugh* YD: Can I have it? Can you open it?
Mom: It's Hannah's, Mom: but you can share it later.
YD: Can I have-? I want it! YD: Cheese! YD: Cheese!
*both laugh* YD: ...Cheese... *laugh* "Fine, if you're not gonna take the photo..." YD: CHEESE!!!
*both laugh* YD: Gorgonzola!
Oh my god. "Gorgonzola." Yep.
Those Dad Puns working their way into my brain at an early age! YD: NAUGHTY!
"Naughty."
"It's naughty?" My face! I look so... concerned! *both laugh* YD: Sausages!
I assume that's a friend of ours. YD: Mom, can you ask me to say sausages? Mom: Say sausages.
YD: SAUSAGES! *BOTH LAUGH* I don't remember, like, ANY of that! Do you think our personalities have changed? I don't think MINE has. You reckon you're still the same?
Mhmm. Do you still FALL OVER often? No *pause* Yes! *both laugh* What do you think's the BIGGEST difference, apart from the accent? I dunno, you still talk a lot, but you're not quite as stupid. Aw, thank you!
*laughs* YD: How did you get it out of the box? "I opened the box, you stupid moron!"
*laughs* Thanks for watching guys. Leave a "Like" if you- if you enjoyed it! Let's try and get to "Ten Thousand Likes"! Alright, let's- let's end the video!
