I Upgraded The ULTIMATE WEAPONS in Grounded

ladies and gentlemen let's get murdering can't help but notice that my colton is only level seven when one quartzite joule later it could be level eight now i'm four ever cold chunks and four boiling glands from being able to make an oven which i kinda need for quartzite jewels but i have 10 coal chunks right here 1.345 and one measly gland the rest however i should be able to get over here man zipline systems are convenient hello you stupid bumblebees no one get in my way it's a good thing i have this one working furnace right here i need to go take a quick little trip to go kill some stupid beetles or i guess they're called sky rubs aren't they either way they're just a resource to me oh hey look there's one right there no did he just see me how what no in what world does that make sense what there's an infected wolf spider over here i thought there was only one of these freaks in the map is he guarding something by chance hang on yeah that feels like there'd be something in there doesn't it i just use my expert stealthing skills i can successfully navigate my way up and he's none the wiser stupid idiot oh it's not like a cave it's just a bunch of web sacks and quartzite as you see me i have no interest in anything over here if there's not rewards game this is just false open promises man now i just feel sad is this a little cave supposed to be here let me save my game in case i get trapped down here wait okay no definitely can't go anywhere else you can see through the walls though this is fun let me out yeah good thing i saved there's more under construction area right here too wait a second that's right i forgot there's a whole little area over here i've yet to explore anything in the can no sadness seems to be a running theme today doesn't it but i can at least jump up on this baseball bat and now i am taller than everyone else game anything cool a bunch of ants how did they get up here and why are they guarding one little hot pepper and am i really gonna have to kill all of them to get it although i think after i just got that raw science i can't get back uh to the front of the chair unless i do a cool parkour move no what is is that a cherry stem hello a lot of secrets in this world it looks like oh it's a leaf that makes sense well who doesn't love a good murder montage all right fights on how much damage does this do i think i can ow he actually got a hit off on me and they like lowered my attack yeah it was a perfect block oh it's because there's a dust mite up here too maybe i don't want to fight you guys maybe i just need to hurry up and kill the dust mite stupid jerk quit weakening me idiot wait can i make them fall off ring around the rosie guys have you ever heard of it fun little game oh no what are you gonna do idiot oh it's another dust mite no oh there's like five of them let me claim my reward first and then we can have a conversation all right stupid freaking bug the dust mites are the most annoying thing in this world yeah you're dead that's what you get are we just on ants yet nope i see more dust mates starting to form that's fine soldier ant dead non soldier ant still dead stupid little dust might go away go away i don't know why the developer made you the strongest bug in existence but still and i'm sorry just the rest of you guys you're in my way you understand right hey where are you going stop no don't run away and tattle on me don't do it idiot next or do we admit defeat no one's wanting to attack me that's fine only challenge me if you want to die because if not i'm going to do a little parkour although i i don't think this jump is actually makeable yeah no not makeable whatsoever and use my last little bit of my tuft wow huh so i'm almost dead good to know maybe it's time for me to return home you know i don't think there's actually a way for me to get down without dying in which case sometimes in life you just give up good news is when you make a map wide zipline system well pretty conveniently you're always right back anywhere and i don't know if you guys are aware but there's pretty much three like major bosses in this game and i think i'm dead again no i'm still alive you have the evil brood mother who's weak to my good old katana the very stupid-looking termite king who's weak to this little guy and then a big old green shield beetle who's kind of a secret boss but he's weak to this bad boy right here jimmy and so probably what is a very detrimental thought entered my silly little noggin and i know what you're thinking kade you had a thought i know as a friend would say there's a first for everything uh but then i thought what would happen if i just upgraded all my weapons to just stupidly dumb levels and then did a boss rush oh yeah now my cortana does 55 damage and 10 quartzite jewels for level 9 sorry let me just do some math real quick one quartzite jewel is two quartzite gloves one quartzite glob is eight quart size shards one jewel is 16 shards plus a shell i need 598 shards to make this weapon level 10. are you kidding me huh but at least the rest are somewhat cheap sounds like it's time to make like an unknown indie game and get to mining actually i'm 22 i'm not a miner so instead i choose to be a murderer starting with you bombardier beetle give me that boiling gland inside of your body right now or else i guess i already killed you there there's not an else it's just you'd be cool oh you did thank you for that a warrior's death indeed the quartzite respawned it did hi little guy do you want to know what the great beyond is like hey wait that's my screw you come on you and me you and me no i don't need the bow i don't i just need my knuckles that's right idiots stupid freaking nap your stupid little cool hypno one piece of my bad anyways you guys are just gonna be annoying to me you're dead hey this is leveled up now idiots i'm not actually sure what's good against infected larvae but this seems like it does the job well enough stupid freaking jerks yeah did that oh that didn't kill you what give me that wait give me that back there we go time to harvest i wish there was a mutation that made it where rocks drop more of whatever i'm getting out of them because that would be really handy well right about now even though there was a ton of little shards here oh my gosh and 64 quart size shards later maybe this won't be so bad after all hmm this is an ominous hole that wait i think that was my nickname in high school hang on here little spider spiders die why is there so many of you this no this works out great i wanted web fiber i don't think it'd be such a just immediate gift to me is this a dead bombardier bug right here too can i get a free gland out of this gosh dang it what is this place and why is there a bunch of dead spiders hanging around and by spiders i mean red ants god am i slipping hello i'm here to inquire about a car warranty i'm also here to murder anyone if they're willing to just get put up to that and give me free quartzite so far i'm finding everything i need have i not known this is here this entire time look at how many just spiderlings are in here how many webs that are just on the walls this could have solved all my prayers like 19 hours ago so what if my health is on one tiny minuscule as long as there's not anything malicious in here right what what's up there hang on guys i'm almost dead i'm gonna have to oh oh no orb weaver i don't have enough health for this can i just keep yeah i started to fight you like a baby but you know the real lack of having hp that'll do it oh hey look a little thingy yoink you know as much as i want to keep what is this thing die a giant skeletal rib cage what can i crack this open no i was really hoping what creature is this and what's up there there's a lot of questions that i have to get answered but right now though i need to get home i'm once again close to being dead oh hey there's that hole i think in that case let me put a little trail marker down and skeleton skull fuchsia pink color that's the only way i'm gonna remember which direction this was home sweet home i did not realize how many quartzite thingies i had in here either oh my gosh this is fine spin me a tail little silk rope spinners thank you for doing your job so well always also if you're about to die just get home and self murder once again bada bing bada boom back to full health baby the only thing is i just need two more boiling glands for this dang oven or a lot more for these other two wait a second i know exactly where some bombardier beetles are oh yeah i forgot i still need this zipline looks like i might just wait here for one quick second or one quick sleep that's also an option the zipline created and thanks to your guys's comments i now know that i can just do this which will come in handy in one quick second wait for me grass planks please thanks for waiting guys i do appreciate you because there's a milk molar over here dang it so i'm hoping by placing these planks i can do a running sprint jump into drift did i do it yes come here my sweet sweet upgrade now that i think about it why is that light glowing red no wasn't a shooting puzzle ah you know what i don't care i got what i needed except for the part where i tried to touch the outlet i had no idea if that would happen or not turns out yeah no electricity will kill you my game sorry for sending 17 000 volts of electricity through my tiny pint-sized body anyways here's the guys that i needed come here little bombardier you silly little man just die why don't you ever die in one hit huh be a good bug jerk supposed to be another one of you around here somewhere right i thought there was but turns out i'm lying and stupid it seems how fun what is this asides from the coolest thing i've ever seen oh there's a second one i knew i wasn't going crazy where are you going come here you stupid jerk why is there a milk molded detector going off oh you know what i bet it's behind this rock give me a gland yes let me place another marker here so i remember to come back and blow this up well good news is one oven is done which means i can make a bunch of these quartzite globs bad news is i still need these two and give me this bomb while i'm here all right time to do some science and slow down excuse me can i interest anybody in blowing up by chance does that oh i also got this free acorn thank you all right what's in here get out of my way it's just a very scary dark hole oh yeah it's this old field station with a log fun oh and food give me where's the milk molar then down this just scary oh i need a dagger for this huh oh it's always something all right on to the next area actually wait i have a date with this little guy come here friend don't mind me just you know a little public execution to really get the day started you understand right thank you give me a gland oh i love you buddy can i just clear this gap by chance does it make my life so much easier game please no dang it fine foresight collecting while i'm here honey i'm home is this really all there was in this tiny little hole wait i was this worried over nothing however it's been quite a few days so all these spider sacks have been refreshed which means a bunch of web fibers will be coming my way now hi little orb weaver don't mind me just gonna keep shooting you because you're in the river and i can't swing in there it looks like you're completely fine with this so thank you would you look at that my killing spiders with an axe mutation just went up how neat yeah i guess i have gotten extremely good at this huh i still want to know what the heck this thing is oh looks like mama wolf spider's home wait now we can fight stupid ugly wolf spider maybe i didn't need to put that on actually i forgot i can just quickly kill you oops and of course a few days means all this fun little quartzite is back give me give me give me give me guys can why why must we do this every time no time to see if this groovin bug wants to drop me what i need him to i trust you will right buddy because we're friends after all thank you i hate you you should die i want you i want to kill you again all right are you done yet oh you are actually cool more globs go in and i have some clay and a gland i really just need to do some more murdering huh hey buddy drop me a gland so i can make this process 18 times faster would you be so kind thank you so i've gotten 16 of these quartzite globs so let me just take a random amount of stuff and it's time to temporarily go live at my old house just because i can make some more over here because now it's scarab hunting time and also someone told me about a secret little thing that i need to check out all right you stupid little bugs get out of here i wasn't talking to you jerk and i've yet to find the bug i was actually talking to my luck today not going super well however i think what i'm looking for is around here somewhere i think it's just right in here thank you five twinkling shells please isn't it ironic didn't find the bug that i needed and i still got what i needed i was gonna say maybe i'd find one on the way back home but all i'm finding is this disappointment i swear i just need one more too any other youtube comments that want to tell me where super cool stuff is that i just have somehow not managed to get yet the goal to be the strongest is easier with friends five quartzite jewels coming right up i'm running back because i think oh no way my twinkling grace i came back just so i could refresh the glob cue and turns that i had what i needed all along all right give me all five of you quartzite jewel go in as well as some more globs so my mint mace is level six my salt morning star is level six let's go ahead and make you level seven and i need a couple more globs for you don't i buddy it's a good thing they're on their way oh especially if i can sleep eight hours that's a convenient time jump thank you everything done quartzite globs time to cook and now i'll wait for daytime because i need visibility asap it's go time level seven morningstar now level 7 mint mace and of course a level 9 coltana max level it's time to go prove no stupid bug in this world can actually challenge me and since i'm over here might as well start with the termite king he also feels the most deserving also quick note turns out i don't have to take damage a bunch a comment told me i could jump right there and what do you know all those hours of pain for nothing no way i could go through the front door or i could just use my great climbing ability excuse me this is an infiltration you're all gonna die bring me your king please where's he at you're not it you're not it you're not it oh there's a lot of you wait a second i think your king is down here right are you all following me no perfect excuse me someone can you lead me to your king is he down here no why would the king be down the king is always up excuse me everyone can can you all form a single file line ah screw it let's murder oh wait is this it this hallway looks eerily familiar and get out of my face you stupid termite die oh i'm out of stamina oh no that's fine fix it real quick oh king good to meet you again buddy do you mind if i just wait is salt not what's effective against you guys did i get that wrong time out i thought it was salt is this well okay the level 10 cortana seems to be doing enough better than the salt one anyway at least that is just so much damage this is so fun well king you got a good two hits on me buddy tell everyone how strong you were i guess is fresh better against you guys no i do not think so that was a pretty weak attack here let's try it again wait no yeah whatever i do don't use fresh the king is dead time to go hunt by two more if that last boss was the king this guy that i'm going to would be considered a jack and for him i'm gonna need this excuse me i believe this area belongs to a dead man and there's a scarab right there i wonder if that'll hit oh man wait because he was a secret boss does he not ever come back i'm sorry there's a milk molly over here somewhere oh there he is he just hadn't spawned in yet that's crazy don't know me i don't have my gas mask i do not care i'll just have to beat this guy up manually with half of his health already being gone just back up oh no whatever will i do i sure hope i don't slowly walk up into you and then hit you three more times oh okay that hurt that hurt gas is doing damage back it up wait quick pause quick fighting pause no he dodged that how do you know how do you know get him thank you hey sorry about that green stupid bug there was another green bug i had to go beat up you understand right no this is oh the gas hurts that's fine just give me my energy back real quick just stay away for one what are you doing oh mega gas cloud how neat anyways do you mind if i just treat you do a little one two three i said one two three buster cap gun i hardly know her also i discovered that a long time ago game what's going on oh well this guy only has no health left give me your body parts idiot can i shoot this gun yet no all right the king is dead the jack is dead only makes sense we go kill a queen now one i'm very very familiar with both of my level 7 tier 3 weapons did a great job at killing everything so i'm very curious on what the max level can do for me why are there two roxes right here i need these for furnaces so don't mind if i do you know one of these days i'm gonna get that milk molar that's up there but it's not today because i'm here for a whole different purpose oh honey i'm home how much damage does this do wow about a fourth ish of her health i'd say that feels pretty solid yep don't mind me already just half health that's fine also i now know that she debuffs my attack which is good to know from before can you stop for three seconds i just want to kill your kids i guess that's i don't really have to huh if i kill you the end result is the same no matter what i gotta say this stamina recharge debuff she gives me though this is the true annoying one all right come get some stupid brood mother just take your death like a woman this attack buff almost gone yes it is time to have some fun then locked never mind blocked i don't know how i blocked that but i did come here just give in and die it'd be okay i have the max level cortana notice how none of those attacks just hit me because i'm super cool and max level should i just keep the tradition going for this there you go give me your body i've yet to lose to you and now i know i never will oh man what is it really for me to do now i've just kind of killed uh everything that stood in my way although actually with that new update hopefully right around the corner i think i know exactly what i could do i simply just have to make sure that all my weapons are max shouldn't be too hard

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Length: 18min 19sec (1099 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 28 2022