I Spoke To Pokimane in Minecraft...

pokemon you need to drop the rp and just accept that this is awkward once again i strongly regret talking to tommy in it i spoke to pokemane we're living in a weird time aren't we so i asked pokemon to play in a minecraft tournament minecraft championships with me and she said yes that makes sense alright women always say yes to me that's it's not my fault but here's the thing you meant to take tournaments really seriously i didn't you know there's hundreds of thousands of viewers watching looking for which team's going to win this tournament and it wasn't going to be ours instead i put all of my effort into making wilbur soot very very upset you know wilbur all right he's a bit of a sim a bit of a dicker so i went on a big old mission to make this the funniest tournament i've ever done you might not find it funny uh i know wilbur didn't but so you know i was on my a game and hey if you want to be on your egg that was such a rubbish transition please subscribe i'll be honest and i don't want to waste your time let's just be real you know if you enjoy please check the subscribe button i'm not going to scream please please subscribe again i'm sure you're busy watching youtube because that's listen i'm sure you're busy so please check the subscribe button subscribe if you enjoy it's totally free and hey enjoy the video hello hello are you coming on the server oh you're on what i'm i'm me look at memorize this oh i'll show you around if you'd like how are you today um come here i have something to tell you okay where are you guys please don't punch me what what do you need to tell me i'm just gonna hit you where are you guys by the way pokey i hate to say this to you and me and tobo will be very awkward with you come here wilbur is gonna be very very awkward he's gonna uncomfortable he's gonna be so weird and i'm really sorry we're not allowed [Music] we were just speaking to your friends who is not girl your friend hi talking about pvp minecraft and nothing yes just that well said pokeyman yeah i'm glad you weren't talking about anything else tommy because as you know i could i could easily punt you off a bridge so you couldn't you can i'd evade well but this is going to be so awkward for you it's not good you're asking me if i think wilbur is being awkward yes yeah well uh you're not moving you just know and no one else that's the word oh it's so awkward it's so oh my god i think wilbur is being a very good older brother to you tommy and what the [ __ ] does that mean what the [ __ ] does that mean do you know how old tommy innit and tubber are old men big man big huge man very big so old elderly decrepit hold on let me look at their character but you look homeless and you smell true use the shower big man 12 and 15. who's 15. which one's you're about to ban one of us on twitter you're actually very close pokemon so tubbo is actually 16. boy's actually 16 and tommy's actually 11. so you were really no no no no i'm huge and i am huge i am huge anyway things are going tommy which one of these games do you think is going to be the worst for us i think you get to the other side although all the movement-based ones are the ones that pokemon's going to do good but really oh god oh god this one is literally we just play minecraft oh this is where you have to do different things and like fill up the bingo card okay pokeman look at you know do you know your crafting recipes off by heart yeah i'm looking for redstone i found a huge ravine because i'm a huge man yeah make us some bread that might be good pokemon how tall do you think i am i'm six foot three i'm six foot three i am will but voucher yes honestly like a four foot ten two for his age go to hell one of the things i learned quickly about pokemane uh is that i don't like her say aaa seventh off the bat not too bad a fellas considering we're with pokeman honestly honestly so hard to find a spider okay you did fine you didn't really would just say that to you pokey but believe me you did fine yeah you know wilbur is actually incredible wilbur would just say that wilbur would just say that to you no matt yeah are you crying are you crying pokemon i can't come i just can't comfort you but it will but that was your turn now go on do your thing man i'm not talking to you why not why not wilbur you need to pop off you need to pop off please i i don't know what are the meaning of the word you you need to pop off will you need to pop off it kind of felt like i don't know about you but the wilbur was getting a bit more annoyed at us why throw it in sky [Music] [Music] [Applause] so tommy gets excited but it's not my ex on me tommy said i didn't say his no no i didn't let me finish his ex [Music] friend fred yeah yeah okay man i'm so sorry you have to witness the destruction of a man like this tommy i was destroyed far before you came oh dear all i want in life is less parkour and more stabbing is that is that very much to ask i kind of like parkour of course you do yeah yeah maybe i'm a bit of a passive yes do you know what that word means tommy yeah i do i do [ __ ] do you know what that word means oh i do the tension was rising pokemon and wilbur were being [ __ ] they were being mean to me and only getting meaner is your main game right like yes the game you played yeah yeah it is you can't finish this because i i prefer stabbing than parkour you know tommy once got a 10 of 10 and he cried to me on this no no i didn't cry i'd pay to hear tommy crying i cannot remember you what is wrong with you you can't make me cry you can't the only person who can make me cry is tubbo how is trouble gonna make you cry he goes he goes hello do you know you know i have a quote booker tommy no no no no no no no no no no no no because what about you [Music] here it is from september 2020 she answered me she answered me pokemane answered me i am a man now oh my god i barely said that i barely said that don't listen to puberty pokeman answers listen i'm comfortable talking about love but i am not prepared to discuss puberty in front of 75 000 viewers with you pokemon that's not gonna float that's not gonna float here and it won't float why would someone ask me that do you know how much pressure there is when you're live i don't want to talk about puberty when i'm streaming anyway that game was a little bit boring and i know you're not here for the tournament but we were about to go up against dream and tetanublade two very big men in their main game hey hey brother hey bro oh no oh yeah okay come on now come on now okay come on that'll come in okay we'll get you okay we're gonna find my lead for this one we're actually gonna win we're gonna pop off we're gonna get some kills jonah knows something that really ruins my day did you know is the 12th most viewed streamer in the world tommy the guy you're talking to is the number 12. did you know i'm the number one coolest person in everywhere i feel here we go we're here we're here go go go go i'm getting the pots i've got three healing turbo take a healing we actually control mid by the way that's good okay let's stick together then let's stick more together okay um behind you behind behind pokey behind poking he's running he's ready stay up here make some blocks for us to stand up we don't want to fall hey well one of them has an accident another you're doing really good you're doing really good okay come with us come with us yeah those guys get those here we go here we go watch out for vertical okay we're taking damage we're taking damage do we get in the zone i can't i'm in the lava okay okay you're dead you're dead i don't think i am oh yeah i am okay there's two more games let's go let's go first game went good even though we hadn't intended it looked like i mean we were we were dominating this tournament but now we went up against the big men okay we're going to the left this time we're going to the left i'm going to speed bridges can't get [Music] just hide hide up um there's people above you uh nose on six smart rush take no okay behind the techno there's people all around you kill him kill him gotta use the heel get him don't don't take it get out of here tubbo you don't understand my hardest racing we're doing really good we're doing really good hey we were doing really good i i mean i died the next game immediately but it will but we'll spam down blocks for protection because you can use that okay don't go what will what the [ __ ] there's two people below us should we take them i have insta damage i'm going down i'm going down oh yeah okay tecno's up there with a diamond sword i kind of want to attack wilbur and tub oh we can take him we can tell you well let's let's let him fight them guys we need to go down the border's going to close in very shortly we could tunnel in about heel and place the arms that was good i got two i'm on five i'm on seven let's go wilbur dude we're in second we're in second oh look dreams uh wilbur wilbur baby rage warning hey pokey what do you think of dream what you're saying in the chat how would you describe it in a twitter mode uh the one with the angry baby let's go to the red rabbits vc as toxic as you can no no not like that i thought you meant you know i don't want to be rude you know i'm a guest here tommy don't do what you're thinking of doing i am a dream word on the street is you're getting very angry no where have you heard that from i apparently i guys he knew he was making up rumors [Music] 2020 or swag 2020 in a political campaign what do you think you would do who the hell says swag nowadays yes yes yes one minute one minute one minute dream please can you wipe this pokemon she wants in tell me he's crying get out oh wait why are you crying mommy leave why why are you crying why are you crying no no but you should can you wipe this pokey man she wants to join doesn't care about the story of the dream s p he just wants to network no no but wilbur wilbur are you saying you don't want pokeman in the dream smp tell me the story it starts with it starts with cooking meth and ends with a political controversy no and also music discs people deep down don't care about the music discs man that is not true i will not be playing this round i will be slow i need you to go and break that with left click and then place blue in there with right click that's all you got to do okay just go into the middle go to the middle now do it [Music] oh i'm up against [ __ ] sap man it's not enough always good that's it pokeman good job wrecker for you and it was a brain wrecker for pokemane she was in dead last with nietzsche where's the one person behind me so jump here now get to the very corner of this one and jump nice nice you know you're going to want to go through the red circles did you actually just you just what the what the [ __ ] why did you just walk on the water huh why is that a problem that's not that's not a feature of the game well it's a feature of my existence so i can't believe you just walked on water that's so cool has anyone ever told you you're very pog champ for that actually listen wilbur you're being awkward again if i hear awkward one more time you sound like uh alexander washington you sound like washington please don't go silent after i say something are you talking to me yeah yeah i was i sound like george washington yeah you said one last one more time call me that call me say awkward one more time and you know it's taking a lot of my brain power to focus have you okay have you watched hamilton pokey you can't let two 16 year olds make you nervous pokey they're they're literally scum you just flew into a wall that was [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you i made it oh oh my god wilbur it's the battle of oh this is awkward for you oh it's so awkward it's so awkward for me am i going the right way [ __ ] i mean pokemon you're pulling our team down quite significantly i'm losing i'm very sorry i'm not losing my mental because of our score i'm losing my mental just because tommy all right i'll admit things weren't going too hard everyone was losing their [ __ ] you know we've been going live for two hours already but just when we thought it couldn't get any worse you take it you see in the middle there's that green arrow pointing down i don't see the green arrow when you look right in the middle a big power in the middle look at the bottom of the big tower there's a little green arrow pokemon have you been playing with the server textures because i've just you've no but i didn't want to talk about it wait you haven't been using this texture yeah i realized like earlier and i was like i'm just not going to say anything because you literally can't play with me nobody told me oh my god what the what the hell oh what the [ __ ] seconds just make sure you keep it top top i'll give you three minutes i'm gonna do i'm gonna do some of the uh some of the jumping puzzles in the middle thank you oh yeah i'm dead maybe not oh [ __ ] sorry okay oh well but i'm really sorry man i i was i almost got back with a load of coins yeah maybe i should i go back i had like 1k coins but i have a really glitch glitchy strat i could try and it might work yeah okay [ __ ] you got it you got to get him out pokey okay i'm over here can you see my blue light blue i don't have the texture pack yeah you should still see a massive blue light though do you see me okay then to the right yeah now stop stop stop stop stop okay turn around yeah here here yeah yeah me me in this tome pokeman i'm here i'm here [Laughter] [Music] do you see my little eyes spooky no i really don't it i've screwed the pieces eyeballs quite a lot yeah we kind of let wilbur carry you know i have zero coins wilbur yeah go and get them then do you know where they are e they're in lava so don't worry guys i've got 38 coins my 40 coins there we go i can't make it oh go go go the other side in a way we did good hey at least we were at least i was having fun you know what does a cupid's bow do makes people [ __ ] oh oh oh my god oh oh the chicken oh oh i swear to god i don't want bildmar anything if i get bill martin for a last game that is the biggest sour oh one two three four five six seven yours are highlighted and that's good and that's good oh just killed a chicken feeling good what that was my chicken it was my [ __ ] chicken wilbur how did you know that i killed a chicken you said just kill the chicken feeling good yeah and that's the only quote that's came from this tournament about killing people only that was wow clip that what are we doing i [ __ ] can't be bothered i had that moment where i was like oh maybe we should look at what blocks to get and i just realized i just don't care i actually just well you know what we could do do you want to just sabotage dream let's sabotage let's just sabotage dream yeah come on [ __ ] you just stand when he's trying to mine he's just getting his way i don't even understand how people are mining here oh mommy's trolling me i need to ban him he's a troll oh wait wilbur but we picked the one stream where all of dream's earnings go to charity so for us to sabotage him you guys are sad no we're not sabotaging charity we're not sabotaging charity i just did one everyone i just did one i just they're not listening to us couldn't be me taboo well at least at least we helped out charity my letting dream beat up yeah by my letting dream that wasn't sorry charity my my bad anyway finally i properly spoke to pokeyman wait pokey are you um are you playing next time well you would like pokemon we can watch if there was a way to practice pokemon turn around turn around yeah we can practice that you know i'm here no you you meant to watch with uh where are you i think i see tubbo she's all yeah i'm here deadly losers pokey i'm here it's just i see you yeah how are you so blind it's me it's me it's turning what the [ __ ] did you just say to me you have your cell phone right you can call me stop my viewers very much have enjoyed today they're all they're all spamming love hearts wouldn't you poke him on oh no no they're calling you my reception no oh [Music] this is the worst day of my entire life take back what you just said a minute ago this is the worst timeline no no no this isn't gonna work everyone why not because i hate it pokemane you are not my mother unless no no please just just say pokemon just say we are friends and you are not my mother lie on national television yeah that makes you my nephew yeah pokemon mother in it says this is [ __ ] i've always wanted to hello hello i'm having a very very [ __ ] time wait need you are you here yeah yeah pokemon are you oh oh well but will but this is so good for you but this must be so incredibly uncomfortable uncle's girlfriend or something oh you need to drop the rp and just accept that this is awkward once again i strongly regret talking to tommy in it relatable what oh this is the shittiest day of my life i am i hate no no [Music] tommy's on a mission to annoy

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Id: Z_Ak46GjrqA

Length: 23min 20sec (1400 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 08 2020