I Sold Microwave Meals On Deliveroo

deliver roofies 45,000 hungry Brits a night while nine million of us eat ready meals each evening which gave me an idea with delivery allow me to sell microwave meals on there at probably not you can't just pretend your microwave is a restaurant but if you did you'd need a name yes the Italian stallion was born but to make sure delivery didn't sing hey to our application we needed a lot more starting with the websites we knew delivery would check our website so it had to look good but would they notice that our fake head chef was actually Gemma Collins off of MasterChef or that we translated Waitrose ready meals into utter nonsense now I know what you're thinking come on Josh you're tricking delivery with professional photos how wrong you are I would take on a date so as we were taking food pics for our website we thought we'd do another clue for delivery [Music] our ready meal restaurant he did some ready-made followers on Instagram I imagine you've always got an account with I sell followers code op Romania so we bought some website and Instagram sorted it was time to get serious address establishment that's easy that's your flat trading name of food business via 10 in sunny London yeah so if delivery checked with the council they'd find we were totally legal I'd also set up a real company Italian stallion limited a simple search would have told delivery that this restaurant was owned by me was three days old and was based in apartment 1 3 2 the big worry is if when we give them the documents delivery look up Josh Peters because doing any checks and he's applying to a restaurant and I had a name a website social media registration with the council a company a microwave and a waitress full of ready meals it was time to contact delivery so we're awaiting inspection to get our hygiene rating so despite having a picture of Gemma Collins and air Potter's feta cheese and with no food hygiene inspection of any kind delivery were happy for us to get going whilst delivery may not check things I do so I ran the contract passed a lawyer contractual claims with the lawyer happy it was time to sign it's an exciting that no I'm not doing about this pathetic is pathetic okay me the people watching the videos my crack on this is like the ring in Lord that have you watched Lord of the Rings nope well that's very sad oMG guys I can't wait to unbox this amazing hashtag gift from app delivery it's not really delivery sent me a tablet to take orders with I set it up and put in my password which was microwave so as soon as we click open for orders we can be viewed on the delivery sites and people can order from our restaurant with the websites a company an Instagram account and a microwave but no inspection from delivery we were ready to take our first orders ready ready ready meals it's good isn't it while Stamper put away Casper's rubbish Archie and I faced the moments of truth a dotted searches fastest delivery tagliatelle is the king of pasta but served with hammond mushrooms it becomes the god we make this dish at home with bundles we've listed every Italian ready meal Waitrose sold on delivery and to thank us for our hard work delivery kindly sent us some chassis packaging the Italian Italian restaurant is ready for business we're gonna do our first test order now amber are you ready to order am I correct in saying we're not gonna accept this order much like it this begins he for the brave my great uncle's famous chili Perla isn't for the faint-hearted but is a personal favorite maybe order come on pick up while starchy descended into some kind of posh seizure I had to get around the fact that the delivery driver was going to pick up the meal from my flat before dropping it off at my slash eight minutes though Josh lives just above the Waitrose oh my gosh chili pods nippy [Music] fire okay make it trust 9:15 that 20 seconds completes that actually smells really good disgusting don't say stuff like that I'm sure you charge for the cheese $9.99 it's just the food in this little so we ran from the flat down to waitress back to the flat then down to meet the driver who came back up to the flat to give the food to and you know if I see that that's I think like what's interesting about this is we don't have a food hygiene or anything delivery no we don't have a food hygiene rating this is just my kitchen we're obviously selling microwavable meals at a premium price to people so when a normal person orders food from us we are going to put the amount of money they spent on their audit back in the box in cash with a note explaining what we're doing hopefully that will keep everyone happy so the time had come to open our microwave door to the public we imagined our kitchen would sound something like this [Applause] order yeah you look on the depressed it all works but our ultimate goal here is still to get real people to order from our restaurant and so mate so far like what I can do here is I can put on a sail just as we thought was going to be our only customer I'll go and get the food you get some cash out minutes four minutes emojis on with pudding whether they wear tiny finish it in a bigger in a bigger thing next about those yeah yeah yeah I think I make my tiny kitchen have a lot of oil mates tie the kitchen tidy mind could not see much of that remark so it's Italian stallion will be down in a moment mate I'm applying my line bringing the lawyer maybe below maybe below but clean and tidy here mate 23 pounds she spend that she did get 40% off and she's getting her money back she should be fired chippy let's get that downstairs my friend thing make you worry about getting that food over too far just track East with Italian stallion make fuss written order [ __ ] up to new orders right spaghetti let's leave a bran tagliatelle as I said aren't you down to waitress to get the ready meals for our next two orders we received another one the public loves Italian stallion from the ready meals for spaghetti allegedly prawn and Italian creditors already knew has passed oh my god my watch can you throw the driver on top yeah antipasti pleasure they make that look nice we're doing me water oh Christ look that okay how many orders are there two more what so there's been another one the drivers here and waiting we missed him yes stellen stellen got it the many orders caused Archie to have another posh seizure but the truth was our system running down to waitressing back just wasn't working okay you gonna get pics out there bring it down there's the bucket there it is for you that so I'm walking this way it's just the restaurants up there I'll bring the food down somehow right down Josh I have to go bit faster I can't I use to risk its near someone's balcony sorry the wind oh girl you know okay he's got it he's got it he's got it success success success five five four six year for Italian stallion let's dance thank you very much sir success how much money we made over 100 pounds in takings but you did give them all that money back I think we've established that you can put the microwave in your kitchen under the roof and the restaurant is officially closed [Music]

Channel: Josh & Archie

Views: 5,271,154

Keywords: josh pieters, joshua pieters, deliveroo, microwave meals, archie manners

Id: k47u9tduwb8

Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 07 2019