I Regret This... (Cards Against Humanity)

exciting times are nearly here ladies and gentlemen because let me tell you on Black Friday November 29th shop light will be open for business people ask yourself what is shop lad I wanted to use something that was bigger than Merc yeah I will upload the mail at 11:00 few guys do want to buy actual mail at merch but this is my way of experimenting and doing things that you can't normally do in Merc so November 29th shop live.com will be open for business not just that ladies and gentlemen oh I also opened up an Instagram page for this entire thing smiley shirt with the lad shirt and then things like this like the supreme shirt because every youtuber out there does a supreme logo so I kind of wanted to rip into that this isn't my way of experimenting and having fun and the beautiful thing about the Instagram and this whole entire project period is we get to work on this together so that being said ladies and gentlemen I have $1,000 right here to give away to one of you guys I know I don't do a giveaway but I wanted to celebrate even the festive season you go over to Instagram and you follow shufflin and you follow the mail out of count you get entered into chess to win $1,000 and you know how big this will be coming up to the Christmas season so that being said if you own $1,000 to spend on whatever you want go over there click links description fall above November 29th get yourself a smiley shirt get to some plaid I hope you guys can really get behind me working on it for like eight behind-the-scene and remember this is the only drop 1 this is just the entry way oh we gonna have some fun over there I'm so excited for this when you do buy stuff on shop lad let me know on Twitter let me know on Instagram and whenever you do receive it you take some pictures and send it over to shop light there's a chance that you might be featured on the Instagram and you can plug whatever you want it's my way of saying thank you for buying the merch were able to plug your Instagram or whatever you want oh go over there go follow those two November 29th I will see you on shop calm like Emily laughing that being said hope you enjoy the card to get you my new video I'll see you at the UH the revival at his back welcome gamers welcome to cards he gets humanity it's been a while there is one person who's a cards are you re at the black card and then you go through individually and then we gotta be black I am and then we choose the white cards I'm gonna stop that joke there it's too early in the video don't worry the white card Rose the awkward moment when blank okay so here this is pretty good oh my god these are so fun this is what I miss having that awkward moment when getting railed by the whole football team that awkward moment when LeBron James ruthlessly ruthlessly decimating the compensation as [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] I'm gonna scream every single time [Laughter] what I can't hear you over the sound of a large masculine ginger I am what the [ __ ] are you trying to say [Laughter] [Music] Malik mag dong professor of computer science I don't think that's it house I am that is like a stuck-up youtuber at a Convention Center throw a card - [ __ ] yeah at first I thought I stepped in blank but then I realized it was only blank oh this is gonna be bad I can already tell can I do this on video - trouble whatever you want okay everyone watch this video I'm sorry to vent what's the cp/m on this video gonna be like non-existent yeah we're gonna have to pay YouTube they're gonna ask us for money to upload this at first I thought I stepped in black oh jeez at first I thought I stepped in black people but then I realized there was only 50 million screaming Shina me at first I thought I stepped in the unstoppable tide of Islam first I thought I stepped in a bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom then I realized it was only hospice care at first I thought I stepped in my genitals but then I realized there was only a buzz like inside of you [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] can I borrow that toy for a second read now guys I don't know how to read is inhaling blank is inhaling blank dangerous because I think it probably is okay okay inhaling big gaping [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I'm pretending the years 1942 welcome to news paper I wrote the film it's called blank and it's about blank I wrote the film it's called Mohandas Gandhi and it's about slipping one of those things of Gandhi and it just says that three are you really trying daddy I wrote the film it's called one erection it's about a micropenis I wrote a film it's called a perfectly legitimate reason to kill yourself and it's about hanging yourself using your rope fashioned from a thousand and lastly I wrote a film it's called full frontal nudity and it's about anal sex just porn actually watch that one many producers porn yeah that's used a Tuesday what you call poor and I call it Tuesday I think I'm gonna have to go with you and I have sex good enough at least I finished no whiteboard above your bed of just a rating system for prostitutes though I'm sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed please check Hitler's kV and tried it no he's still seven million to one I'm sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed please check the rocket launcher at try again I just realized the last one okay now that kind of works with the first one Monday I'm sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed please check a bird that shits he returns its awakened I'm sorry your call cannot be completed as dialed please check reservation resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering jervie and try again [Music] [Music] really love you [Music] I fantasize of recording so I don't get any sound bites of anything that I'm saying I fantasize of 911 covers I'm alone I find the size of rape fantasies when I'm alone I fantasize of little Asian toddlers when I'm alone I fantasize of your cutting [Applause] like how that was the famous some people think I'm weird because I like blank some people can go [ __ ] oh my god this what do I like boys what do I like I have a car that's literally just a YouTube what is it [ __ ] some people think I'm weird because I like masturbating masturbating my gosh some people think I'm weird cause I like masturbating while frowning uncontrollably so people think I'm weird because I like being Rick Rolled [ __ ] that card some people think I'm weird because I like picking up Jewish women [Applause] and lastly some people think I'm weird because I like chewing a grapefruit-sized scab off a hobos back what would you rather Steve all right soup enjoy your point when I was in college blank was the biggest bad bro when I was in college eat out a large Russian woman who was once a man was the biggest fan turn any bra tell you what you gotta do Russian tourney no and I've just been one that was gay when I was in college but wrapping off a bit of the penis wasn't the biggest fan Jewish that card [ __ ] when I was in college dying if pubes neon green was the biggest fad that's bad yeah when I was in college inflamed hemorrhoids was the biggest fan hey remember when we were blank and blank when we were young good times Hey remember when we were magnets and [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] sure [Laughter] [Applause] I'm just leaking at this point hey dude remember when we were children and killing time by eating all the bacon grease scraped off a pan you find in the daily stuff sir we're the time we're Jews gypsies and homosexuals and jerking off into a pool of children's tears we're young sometimes in room we were having sex the first time in park race like a park ranger but just a racist just take your poison [Laughter] thank plus blank equals my sex life do feel free to leave those blank what chocolate pudding plus rap music equals my sex life what's the stray pube because my sex life grandma naked Plus hot cheese [Applause] [Laughter] squeeze my wiener Plus making up half-naked and Denny's parking I'm going on a cleanse this week nothing but kale juice and blank I'm going on a cleanse this week nothing but kale juice Brazilian fart porn their asses are so fat just it just comes out their flaps for like 20 minutes going on the cleanse this week nothing but kale juice and explosions nothing but kill juice and memes minis diet recently my card going on a cleanse this week nothing McHale juice and portable Ricardo you guys are invited to my birthday party you mean your Bar Mitzvah what gets me wet just kind of facts dough what gets me wet puberty yeah what gets me wet Oh what gets me wet seven dead and three in critical condition well guess me wet peeing a little bit that's pretty accurate Oh being yourself will get you wet yeah that's a kind of facts though before you learn Instagram shop lat Instagram Mele get yourself a thousand dollars for this Christmas season shop light is officially opened November 29th be among the first to get some of these pieces and boy I'm excited for the future I'll see you on the next video let's just grab our stuff I'll see y'all soon

Channel: Mini Ladd

Views: 1,180,516

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Id: tPwXcvYQDNg

Length: 19min 40sec (1180 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 28 2019