I met Talia Mar in GTA RP and it was FUNNY! (Miniminter GTA NoPixel Roleplay)

taxi helicopter taxi new well your free rides oh disconnected wow yeah hey that was illegal so i can go in here right use bank uh deposit what like 800 bucks let's go 900 bucks 100 bucks get them out no i know this is this is the bank sweet all right all right oh hello um so undershirts oh there we go all right you know what i'm also gonna buy some pants there we go solid solid yes all right let me i'm gonna call a cab again see if he answers come on please hey there's another option here i'll try i'll try this because that one didn't work come on hello this is chevy successfully taxi how can i help you hi um i'm looking to go to the pier okay sure and where are you uh i need a bank and uh i think all right how about you just go to your pinging app and just think 172. 172 okay all right okay um uh one second sure like that all right yeah i got it all right uh let's see where are you where are you oh you're not too far from me okay all right i'll be there in a few moments okay see you soon all right bye i love you i love you bye wait 94 might quickly take out oh no that's not the shot i was gonna take out a little bit more he sounded nice he sounded really nice [Music] um peter peter shufflebottom why do you sound like you just yourself peter it might be a minute though i got to drop some people off oh no worries oh well what's your name my name is maya why do you sound so scared uh you just got in the car you're in a taxi it's fine you're all right all right okay oh okay sorry yes the please i've not been to the pier yet you'd do the fishing or it used to be at least oh wait no i have into the pier because i went fishing although i did it without a license which i thought i was gonna get in trouble for it and i didn't so i love that yeah then you drive very fast or do i i asked for you taxi oh god oh is he okay quick run away okay why are you asking he's standing he's fine this is your fault mr shuffle bottom you're distracting me shuffle bottom yeah that's your last name yeah hello did you darny my my friends called me pizza moses they call you i'm sorry did you run over a friend oh god mr moses i'm coming oh my god you need to control yourself me and you mr balls deep that's what i'm going to call you now is he okay he's fine ashley i don't know if he is you know oh he's fine this happens all the time actually don't forget my pacman [Laughter] sounds like he's in more pain than you wait what was your name mosey moses moses oh damn nice to meet you i'm maya i'm pizza nice to meet you nice to meet you my young people his name is peter peter all right with us for a minute while i'll drop these guys off from their taxis take me to the bloody hospital we just have to wait they've been waiting for a minute all right we're almost there just hang on for some pedestrians oh i think you're getting some blood on me mr moses i'm sorry my friend see this you see there's nothing except for me what's your figure did it stop the bleeding from put some pressure on it don't hurt me man you're gonna help me all right do you see what that helicopter is i got you bro oh thank you damn okay he'll be fine he'll be fine oh he'll be okay right i thought we would go into the hospital but no he he said he wanted him over with the car i feel like hospital's first on the list and then we can go holiday at the pier all right oh so sorry i meant oh my god i didn't mean this pier oh what the damn um yeah that's the one oh they're closed now oh i'm getting another taxi call hang on hello oh oh my god oh oh oh oh oh oh car while i put the movie are you okay bro someone else drive this man is the minister hey are you okay i'm okay jesus take the wheel that is in polito no it is like in the top left corner of the gps though what is happening yeah are you doing okay mr moses oh please please because yeah the police don't cough on me you're all right you have asthma why are you following me i'm not i'm i'm fine i'm you you're fine my car is i'm trying to get them to hospital right now uh i think he's on the phone oh no no no no no you're not too happy with me [Laughter] this is this this this this is a complete misunderstanding right and it's going to be fine okay just take it easy you're fine i'm fine they're fine we're all fine everything's fine oh my god you're trying to kill us all no it's fine i might have to learn myself oh oh how did you oh i'm not that bad where's my bike i'm not that bad oh no oh yeah oh no oh my god oh no i'm i'm i'm okay thank you though what happened what happened to this guy what the guy how damn um a little heart he's a little hurt just a little like you know either that or he's cosplaying a worm is that you carmilla no my name is maya oh [Music] can i see him real quick uh check your check your injuries over real quick okay oh okay you got hit by a you look like you got hit by a car i did i did they ran your ass over you know what the funny part is well i say funny you know what the worst part is you did it twice you have to come back and then a plane will tell you not to play the traffic soon i was just driving my bike i was following the laws of the road and it came out of nowhere it was horrible who was it yeah there was it was some man wearing a white shirt he was wearing black trousers white shoes oh my god here he had blonde hair as well all right if anybody asked we'll go look for this gentleman okay thank you so much all right i love you all right let's get you to the back okay hey how are you all right granny [Music] no you can wait in the lobby you guys wait in the lobby okay thank you i appreciate it i'm impressed oh my god knock me out with the door for us um all right so do you want to go to the dean's world pier but they're closed oh i was gonna ask why he said you had blonde hair well he's my friend he's trying to make sure i don't get in trouble oh oh okay oh i get it don't you have are you okay sir i'm just shook up a bit someone just got hit by a car is that is that normal here i feel like we need to slap some like sense into you oh please no i didn't say i was going to i just said we need to like you know calm down it's all right get a hold of yourself no that was not very nice but i feel like maybe i want to have a go too no please no i won't i won't okay not me i wanted to slap him i don't want you to slap me you should i am very sure that is not appropriate oh how dare you actually hit me like a because i'll punch you as well no no please please please oh my god it's dripping all over you well good job because you are in the hospital so guard my nose oh is there a brother he was just being nice probably not that was i you punched him yes how we say hello in liberty city oh you want me to say hello to you no thank you all right are you okay mr um chevy was it yeah i'm okay it kind of happens a lot hi there well you're using how's it going are we all gathering around this blood pile right here um she was she was just saying hi to everyone yeah i just said hello yeah it's gone yeah i love your shoes i love the pink it matches my hair that's not how you say hi coordinated you know i got this straight from new york itself you know damn that's where i'm from yeah you already know i'm like i'm not afraid to stop a out anyway what i feel that doctor right yeah yeah i'm a doctor you're a doctor yeah i'm a doctor he has they let you dress like that as doctors here yeah i mean i'm a full-time doctor you know it's is that why you got the gloves on have you just done an examination yeah you know i do examinations i examine a lot of things like i'm exaggerating why this person is right behind me with this laffy daffy ass haircut damn oh anyways hello sir hello hi i think you're a punch hello scares him me i'm not nobody so do we wait or do we go yeah there he is hello mr moses oh oh you're awesome oh oh you're okay i'm good to see you for the first time today to see you at the hospital like this i would have never expected it of course of course of course how have you been ashamed how's your day been huh [Laughter] it was okay are you nervous right now you saw me no no no no no no [Music] he said not to say it was him yeah but you know you want to turn them off i want to see what happens okay all right so so you read me over once and you were like oh he's not dead enough yet so you came back and you had to run me over again that's what's going on no no so when you called me right i was in the rush to try to make sure you were okay and and uh you know i was not paying attention because i was so worried about you that i did not see you until it was too late and i ran you over the second time hmm that doesn't really sound like you chevy you know does she i know was a good man you don't take care of his friends no i do i do it was just you know i ran you over in the lady was like drive drive away run away but you just standing there and i was like oh is that so is that yeah so if this lady taught you to jump off a bridge as well you would do that as well right huh if she told you to drive head-on into the oncoming traffic you would do that as well right i mean maybe it depends if there is car there or not it oh my god oh my just take me back to my bike do you even remember where it was where are we going i don't know where to go i personally feel like he should buy you a new bike first thing you know as an apology right oh hey that is a great idea that would be nice right it would be nice i i just you know i he did also lie for you but that is would you look at that i look out for my friends can you believe that oh yeah my friends you have been to go to hospital uh no i just i think that you know uh this is all getting misunderstanding right now i have blown out of proportion right let's just take a deep breath you know uh one one step at a time you know remember our good old days the good memories we had together i don't really really remember them chevy because someone ran over my head and i lost most of my memory is that true no no no oh no oh you know you know i really like that idea of buying me a new bike you know you know why because that bike i was riding on was a special limited edition bike that cost me eight thousand dollars so yeah two thousand dollars eight thousand dollars well for a very limited edition special edition bike they don't even make them anymore there's probably a reason for that they're too expensive eight thousand dollars for a bike is a rip-off oh i know but you know considering that they used to sell for ten thousand i think that's a pretty good mr moses i got you something in the glove box maybe you need something to take the edge off you know take your tv oh chevy you gave me three joints you think that's gonna cover the eight thousand dollar bike what well no i was just trying to you know make things a little better and for your pain hey mr shuffle bottom we are here for you uh well you you said everything was closed so i didn't really want but where did you want to go then oh i don't really know i was just enjoying having friends i don't know if we're friends yeah but sure oh we just met i mean it's nice to meet you mister i mean peter shufflebottom how long have you been in town are you new are you a few a few days but my friends call me this is me peter oh sorry sorry balls deep mr balls deep that's what i'm gonna call you if that's what you want me to call you wait did you say friends yeah damn bot swiss that's the plot twist mr ballsdeep how how does one get a name like that uh i was with my friend and uh he he gave me that he kept saying go balls deep peter go balls deep so i don't want to know about you and your friends anymore i feel like this is a personal conversation that you're not meant to be having with strangers i know what so and you were balls deep with your friends he just said go balls deep and did you go balls deep i'm always yeah if if uh if your friend told you to go buzz deep what exactly does he mean by that does he i don't really know he he told me to go balls deep and try pegging packing yeah well then oh my god were more than correct but i didn't know what it was so he said his wife was going to show me his wife would show you what boys was or you would show his wife i know what pegging was oh all right all right okay well did she show you not yet so we need to find someone who arranged that have you ever been pegged um i know mr is this that i'm you know what i don't even know what it is it is ladies i think we know each other well enough now okay i'm still the virgin okay judge me all you want but it is the truth that's all right i'm guessing that peter is as well sorry missed the vote oh no oh no uh not really no not really a girl i like touched you once suddenly not yeah how have we got to this point we just met i want don't want to hear about your ding-dongs or whatever the you're talking about i think something's wrong he's talking about any of it why not need to load the conversation like that my god oh he was just being friendly what exactly i'm not i'm not part of this i am not you asked if i was getting pegged and you're saying that i'm lowering the conversation sure i'm like yeah it sounds pretty innocent to me you know i got pegs on my bike oh yes i had someone sounds like he's got them in his ass whoa oh my god oh don't go up there mr shuffle button his name's maya my name is maya i'm not mr shufflebottom you said he he put the pegs up his ass right oh yeah i mean clearly i see what you did there i shuffled no bottoms well not his anyway we've come to an end to conclusion that begging is is okay but keep it to yourself all right where are we going uh some guy said he wanted to get up from the present before i ran you over but you haven't even dropped off these customers they don't know where they want to go oh yeah where do you guys want to go oh i don't know i just got in for the ride and then he picked up mr balls deep and then bosnia wanted to go somewhere that was closed we went it was closed and now we're here so who knows i think the guy right here i have an idea this guy is like private guy mr shuffle bottom we're already at the jail it's just inside i just wanted to go back to my bike how did i end up here what did you say that's uh just one step at a time okay all right okay i got you don't worry i'm going to take good care of you hello what are we doing hello is anybody here hello is that mr bobby hey what's up man what's going on oh not too much just here to turn in on local department oh wait wait what no no no no no it was so inappropriate yeah i'm waiting to do a podcast with all the lifers here mr moses oh help huh what's up he's trying to turn me in yeah cause you're disgusting i haven't done anything what's he done well he was being local guy i thought it would be a good idea to put him in the gym no i i didn't do anything for that i just asked if you knew what my friends told me you knew what your friend told you and you just wanted something i did isn't it um i don't buy it i think this is all an app you talked about you talked about pegs and things nah i don't buy it miss the balls deep oh hello help hello hey what's up hello what's going on here i don't know but i'm ready for the podcast please follow me all right police officer all right all right listen listen mr peter no one's going to turn you in okay oh okay i know how the law works okay i'm a bit of a self-proclaimed lawyer professional in-law myself okay and uh you have done nothing now okay whatever you do the comfort of your own home is up to you okay i've never done it again but hey neither have i but you don't need to go bloating it out man anyways you've done nothing wrong you've done nothing wrong you're you're you're in the crate okay if you were to be arrested for anything it would be uh wedding whatever the hell you're wearing right now my god the fashion police would not be happy with you cowboy you're not wrong man a cowboy yes yeah am i okay then yeah that's so boring oh what do you mean i don't want to go into jail why not i spent some time in jail i got out a few hours ago oh my god what did you go to jail for i don't want to talk about it all right i may have a incidence of a crime scene are you dangerous oh no i mean i punched him once but i was all right oh um oh my god oh wow if you want i can punch you all once to get it over and don't hold on [Music] let's go we're okay all right thank you for the offer but i will have to respectfully thank you so much mr moses oh nobody's mr shuffleboard oh there's a blood on my car you know i used to be like that let people walk all over me always saying yes to everything always afraid to say no so it changed he's saying i need to say no more exactly if you don't want to do something oh yeah no if you don't do something say no exactly see even she agrees okay i've never done that before i only just said jar normally no like you know you have to stand up for yourself uh i'll try next time i'm a super tough guy look when we get out we can have a little lesson on how to stand up for yourself all right okay the side of the highway well no when we stop obviously i'm not trying to get the guy killed i don't know where to stop this is a bloody taxi well you could you could start by taking me to my bloody bike well no you're fine where is my bike uh i've got gps tracker on it there you go eight thousand dollar bike you can have gps from it okay oh i'm getting a call i don't know this is chevy sexy speedy taxi how can i help you yes that is what i am how can i help you so more customer service what more customers yeah what time does the pier open uh the pit up is it uh 7 p.m i believe seven or eight yeah i think it's actually eight or nine oh it's something no it opens it it opens at night nighttime okay and the darkness is out upon the city what is the two today telling me oh hello hi hello mr customer uh ow that's you in my car getting the car chevy what why picking up customers when the car is full well what can i do these people just carry her get around your shoulders you bring it up you don't open the trunk oh my god wait wait wait i don't need to go that far i was just calling you because my taxi's been impounded oh my god mr moses is used to being in the backside oh i've gathered no no i never mind all right okay great perfect thank you such great you could have just walked this right like that's why i was calling you okay to cancel the rhyme what was that it yeah yeah yeah yeah are you better but that was underwhelming you better give this man a treatment what was that even give this man a big tip he deserves it man yeah give me your bigger tip okay so you said you loved me when you hanged up what when you hung up sorry yeah that's why you deserve to give him a big tip man come on now at least 200 dollars 172. why you just call me stingy no no no i was just calling shivery stinky you know you're a good man two hundred dollars michael you seem like a good man holy you can have 150. oh my god what a stingy game 150 yeah honey when was the last time you cleaned the back of your car man it's been a long time a long time these two are in their own little world right now these two are literally just i thought like is it oh there it is i'm surprised it's a bit beaten up i can't lie that really cost eight thousand dollars oh yeah my god was definitely ripped off no no oh hey careful man oh that is a nice bike you see you see the pigs on the bed oh yeah oh you said i was the pervert you just grabbed her yes that was a bit suspicious that was inappropriate no it wasn't no it was an accident right just uh are you driving with your knees right now or something you're holding the bike with my hands that doesn't look safe i'd like to steer my feet on this thing oh god should we please man all right we're gonna end up back at the hospital [Music] all right just take me to burger shot man that's what i was heading before you kid me oh okay well uh you know uh it's okay right your bike's fine you're fine i'm fine they're fine we're all fine is everything fine i think so but you've got two customers in the back of your car they're not customers they don't have destinations wait if we're not customers are we like kidnapped well if you want to get out you can get out oh i might get a burger too yeah i'm i'll get out here oh a friendship oh my god it's so peaceful here that's a rare sight all right what are you gonna get a burger and fries i like the torpedo meal yo what's good welcome to the burger shop where if you guys in this whole what would you like to eat hi sir can i please get a torpedo meal of course you can that's going to be 40 plus tax today all right thank you very much thank you very much i want to get another murder meal are you okay all right could i get a murder meal please of course you can that's going to be a 101 tax you go ahead and slide your car to the machine right there and i'll get your murder meal ready really once a day yeah i might need to find an atm hi i o taste i'm clocking oh no no you don't need a you don't need a um you do not need a oh oh i paid down oh okay sorry of course there you go your murder mail is ready thank you so much for choosing burger show you have a nice day and a pleasant tomorrow all right i'm gonna go ahead and find you guys head over here yeah three rim jobs ready all right it should say oh i found it thank you all right but i was going to cover it all right oh no i'm outside with me for a second am i girl you're cute all right do you mean me so much for choosing yeah i mean can i eat my burger first i am right you drink that this sake i keep forgetting that you've got drag it in here and then you have to drag everything in it's a dragon how to eat the burger yeah i know ah i was just looking at it fair enough beautiful burger all right we're gonna have a quick little lesson because you need to start standing up for yourself yeah okay right now say something mean to me like be rude uh i gotta tell me i'm a no whoa oh no do it don't do it that's great i'm teaching him how to stand up for himself so tell me i'm a no no no no i uh i don't i just i don't know he almost took me down for being a pervert i was joking i'm trying to toughen you up all right say something rude uh you have stupid hair i know but this is what you gotta do now if i something rude to you what do you do back you hit me all right okay well then you're a lost course go on hit me uh i said no come on i'm giving you free bait here oh me yeah i was talking to you um oh jesus oh my god oh my god all right i'm sorry i'm sorry we just got out of hand we can uh we shouldn't we can head back now oh i think i got it again i have some of my friends oh i've got i'm okay thank you though i've got some i thank you so much mr moses nobody's nobody's so what are you guys up to now are you go you uh you're gonna do something i'm not i'm gonna head back to the appointment um all right mr slopey over there uh yeah i'm gonna head back to the apartment and uh get some sleep oh sounds good my god what an eventful day yeah jesus i know right you punched everyone you got i did get hit a couple times as well i spent the day in jail it's been an eventful day all right i need some sleep oh right are you in the cup what was that noise let me have a go let me go see that's how you do it see like a normal person we did the whole thing in one don't you know that's how you get hiccups i'm not good for you oh i hate my cup they're the worst oh my god you're making me hungry yummy and my tummy all right mr moses i'm going to open up my burger shot right now i need you to blow on it oh okay oh there you go all right also hold on you put your finger in my mouth oh take some weight in it i just got a i got what i got i got a toy and a toy you got a toy no it was like i opened one wrapper and it gave me a new rapper it was the murder meal collection two to the one i got one too i got a uh slim well that's a sex oh those are good man and i got a cassie the other day oh cassie is actually rare i think i've never even heard of that one are you okay are you okay maya yeah sorry i'm just i'm tired you know yeah i thought i dropped my phone but i didn't so i was just checking i'm all good it was nice meeting you up but i gotta get going now look i need to hopefully see you soon what's moses i'll see you later see you later see you all later all right here is my phone number if you ever required it there you go oh and the names thanks all right everyone bye-bye should be trying to run me over next time you see me okay all right uh could i go back to the apartment apartment yeah if you want to take a nap you can go to apartments lady i'm gonna come with you if you're going to the apartment thank you sure i need to stop by the bank soon too so i'll drop you guys off and then head there all right well i hope you guys enjoyed chevy's sexy speedy let's see oh it's been eventful [Music] oh my god oh ow that was a bad out of our oh my god i wish i had my gun on me right now uh gun if you look where you're going what the hell did he just say to me bloody bastard comes and runs into my car do you need to yeah oh i'm going for him nothing will stop me unless this car blows up oh please [Music] oh up ah i should have gone out why is this happening oh no oh please please i'm sorry just off please we're trying oh my god oh please lisa i do not want to be involved with this dude i swear you drive taxis for a living how is this even possible that you're this bad with a car what did you mean i'm the best driver in whole town we spent half of the drive upside down what that's how you drive in india what did you mean we're not there in los angeles we're meant to drive with the wheels on the floor oh no you don't know how to drive oh honey little do you know oh thank you very much oh all right thank you for nearly killing us i will take the tip it's one seven two one seven soup nowadays okay uh i haven't taken a cab before i don't know how cabs work in this town okay yeah you just got to like you know think about giving cash i give cash is that okay that's everything i have should yeah thank you all right bye i ain't taking her number bro she punched me in the head twice damn i look terrifying i can't take her number she punched me in the head why would i take her number

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Length: 43min 11sec (2591 seconds)

Published: Fri May 28 2021