I Made Neymar A Giant

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today I'm gonna put Neymar in the Super League Cup but he's only four feet tall bro he's tiny every win we get will allow us to upgrade Neymar by one foot and the further we go in the tournament the taller Neymar will get so let's start with our first round of 32 game against Chelsea oh my God the reason Neymar's so small is because then Bobby put a curse on Neymar for calling him a Ninja Turtle which made him bumpy cry that's why we have to get Neymar to maximum height and win the Super League to break and Bop his curse finish ah little Nene gets his first goal dude where are you going Neymar even scored the smallest pre-kick of all time come on oh I'm just joking I suck your free kicks Lil Nene may have given PSG the lead but it didn't take long for Chelsea to take it right back don't aruma how are you letting that in as the game went on neighbors like became a real problem because he kept on missing everything and with time running out we desperately needed it go go finish yes the game ended 2-2 and since there's no extra time in the Super League we headed straight to a penalty shootout Virginia smash that okay grape pen grape pen No whale at Harvard score he's going down the middle oh no yes I got it I got it you know what I want you to smash it top right as well yes okay good good pen Enzo Enzo I think Enzo's going to the left died I went to the right it's the mayonnaise turn I believe in you little Nene you got this yes what a pen from the short King himself all right Mason Mount we can win it right here with a save Renato Sanchez you know what go go go down the middle what a pack okay if Donna rumor saves this we win let's go variety another short King if varati scores this we win do for the short Kings variety all right we have another chance to win here I think zit is going to go down the middle yeah and because we because we marked at five feet tall he's still really short though but we haven't seen anything yet because as we progress Neymar is gonna get taller and taller until we can finally break and Bop his curse and next PSG is gonna have to beat Byron she's still the shortest player on the pitch man and if you're wondering I moved Messi to Barcelona and then pop it to Real Madrid to make sure that Neymar is the star of this team my mission is to score ahead with them now Neymar may now be five feet tall but he's still super quick and there's no way the Bayern Defenders can keep up need he's quick bro he's so fast now that we had the lead nothing else mattered all I wanted to do was get a header with five feet tall Neymar Neymar Neymar Neymar Alfonso Davies however since we were so focused on getting the header Byron really started putting on the pressure oh what a saved on aruma and then do make things worse Bayern Winton scored the one goal I've been trying to get the entire game oh what how did he score the header with the game tied we're heading to another penalty shootout is up to Neymar to win because if he doesn't he'll be stuck at five feet tall forever all right here we go again Renato Sanchez start us off man smash that I need that yes found it oh he's putting a lot of power in it down the middle oh what a pen um you know what top right again come on yes yes uh move left yes okay great save great save Virginia Wang is smashed down the middle thanks to be safe he's going to the right yesterday thank you all right name Mark can win this for us right now smash that top ends top bins anymore top bins Neymar [Music] 's done it we're heading to quarterfinals with that huge win we now get to upgrade Neymar to six feet tall and he's gonna have to keep up that form because next we play Manchester City all right we got a somewhat normal Neymar six feet tall that's a bit better unfortunately it would be Manchester City who would drop First Blood no no no no no Holland Holland Holland chill bro we get it you don't have to show off like that but there was no way that Neymar would let that slide finish oh he scored the scissor kick come on two goals had already been scored but this was no ordinary game the fans watching this were in for a treat because this is about to be a goal fast Oh and before I knew it man city were up five to three with less than 30 minutes to go no no no no no no no no no things are looking almost impossible for PSG but one thing I've learned is to never doubt Neymar okay he can finish around the keeper oh that was cheeky bro that was cheeky I'll give you that anymore nice in the Box name again the Box header yeah yeah and we did it we got a header with Neymar oh yes and then Neymar got a chance to win the game ignited he's guided which means we're heading to another penalty shootout and I'm not even joking I hate this I can't take the pressure oh that's three in a row Carlos Solaire to start things off put a lot of power on that top bins okay they're going out to the right okay great okay Virginia top right top right top right okay set at us the wrong way let's go oh he's putting a lot of power on that It's gotta be left went right oh no I put too much power no no I think I Scott full power that full powered no this guy that's full power oh no this is not good we have to score this top right top right top right top right okay beautiful beautiful beautiful that's Monica that's a panicka oh he missed oh he missed variety top left top left yes yes don't remember if you save this penalty we win it's going to the right oh he sold me he sold me okay I could TK come on I could take a top right top right top right top right save the right yeah yes yes we advance to the semi-finals thank you donarumo once again thank goodness for Donna rumor because we got the win and get to upgrade Neymar to seven feet tall why is he so fat now however Neymar still has to get through Barcelona if he wants to go to the final he's a monster seven and a half feet tall Neymar man oh yo he's quick Neymar may be seven feet tall but it would be the five foot seven messy that would start things off oh no messy messy messy but I wasn't worried because when you have a seven foot tall player you can just Spam crosses that's for you not for you Neymar ah he's so close weirdly enough it would be Renato Sanchez that would step up and tie the game for us oh [Music] luck wasn't on our side that is so lucky bro that is so lucky it was now time to go back to the original plan of abusing Neymar's height but it's kicked on we got more and more desperate we score this we need this goal yes yes Neymar oh my goodness he's gonna do a backflip bro I thought that was almost an earthquake it's now a tie game with time running out but there's no way I'm going to another penalty shootout I'm gonna end this right here right now Neymar oh my goodness there's Dagen how'd you save that it's not over yet because we still have this corner finish that oh neighbor no we're going to another penalty shootout all right we're gonna start things off with batina this time can you please start us off on the right foot yeah [Music] penalty kick takers left all right messy I can't let messy score yes got a rumor it stick comes his turn oh my goodness come on oh yes what a pen all right on Roomba you can send us to the final right now Donna Ruma because he's going to the left yes yes yes we're going to the final thank you Donna rumor Neymar you're gonna kill them get off and once again thanks to donaruma we win the game and this time Neymar gets upgraded to a maximum height of eight foot five I can't even see his head it's now time for the final where Neymar will face off against him Bobby and Real Madrid and if [Music] he curse and if and if you made it this far in the video please make sure to subscribe thank you oh my God how big is he what am I looking at now that name was a literal giant all we have to do is get Corner kicked and we should score loads of goals this has to be Neymar ah yes he jumped over the goalie come on come on come on you can outpace him you can outpace him chip that ship that he does that again now with the two goal lead all we have to do is defend but of course against Real Madrid it's never that easy get back here Tony Cruz R Tony Cruz how do we let this old man score with 50 Pace but having a giant on your team can help with defense as well what are they gonna do what are they gonna do you can't do anything however this only seemed to make Real Madrid even more Angry oh I didn't plan for this I didn't plan for this no I didn't plan for this oh my goodness no oh no no no no no Vinnie where did he come from we may have been losing but when you have a giant Neymar on your team anything's possible see hit it with the back of his head I don't even think he saw it go in in the last 10 minutes of the game both and Bobby and Neymar had a chance to win it all but of course they missed and were headed to another penalty shootout like come on the game is actually torturing me with these balance shootouts my heart can't handle it oh that's a lot of power hopefully he doesn't sky it oh that was a beautiful pen oh look how much I'm kind of careful terrified and he went to the left okay Carlos the lair okay that's a lot of power ah turquoit Alaba ah he went to the left as well the giant man look how long those shorts are don't get the same please oh no Keeper in the world is saving that one oh Mariana why is Mariano playing I don't know and why are they all going to the left and why do I keep diving to the right Renato cop pins okay nice pen oh Vinny's gonna put eight guy right yes yes yes variety I need you to score I need you to score my friend yes variety okay okay okay if we save this we win the call comes down to this Anna Miller Tower is he panenking it Neymar won the cup and broken Bop his curse wait why is he normal the curse is broken they broke their curse his normal height if you enjoyed and love this video down below click it and watch it next thank you
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Channel: DiamondDhaliwal
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Length: 10min 53sec (653 seconds)
Published: Sun Jul 09 2023
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