I Made a Game That Gets Hard Too Fast

I have some good news for you guys all players level up oh man in most games you start weak and then you fight weak enemies then you get strong and you fight strong enemies but what if we made players weaker every level then we made enemies stronger with every level until it was impossible for them to win and they're just fighting dragons with sticks well I did that and here's the result uh no I need um another ability yeah what what ability do you need I need the hydration ability under invisibility please not instead of not I said under under any other any other things you need changed could I get Mage hand just so I could pick up Lou sometimes yeah just for you thank you I appreciate that I'm for one am happy with my things please please you encounter a goblin in the woods I would like to jump into the tree it's now your turn it's Louis's turn I would like to throw fish into the tree I'm going to support this all right uh let's see how well it goes we're throwing our healer this a good this is really good start man we have to know how skilled our healer is that fight 10 unfortunately you're going to miss fish you're going to go down to uh 45 Health H fish you're up I would like to use Divine Justice directly above me okay I might be struck in the process you're under a tree it's fine oh my God yep yeah I figured I figured that's what it does oh my my god let's see how high you roll on this oh no who's ready for a two-person Adventure you get an 18 uh you're going to go down to let's say one hit point oh oh my God guys I nearly died out there heal yourself taken care of oh yeah it's also going to use up one Divine Justice oh out of a 100 surely oh yeah you got you got you guys got a ton of stuff this is going to be a really easy game you say that now but I know you don't mean it no he means it why would he lie yeah why would I lie here's the next encounter Lou you're up first I'm going to walk up to it and I'm going to poke it with my shield let's see how well that goes kill it do you not see the spike on the end of your Shield it's a normal Bush it'll be oh God it's just a bush it's a bash not a poke as you poke it nothing you can't really see anything visually happen fish you're up I would like to wrap my 100t rope around me and Tu bolt so that or basically like we have one of those child safety ropes when they're walking around in public he's now on a leash good job fish this good good use of our turn I hate this too bold you're up uh I'm going to use Mage hand to take Lou sword and then stick it in the bush uh now I don't have an asset made for mage hand but we will simply use a circle to represent it all right let's see if you're able to steal his sword okay easy Louis weak I'm going to fight back fuckus God unfortunately you not why are you fighting back I'm using your sword to poke the bush it's my sword but it's ours it's our turn he's able to destroy the Mage hand nice use of your turn bro it's going to be the Bush's turn and from out of it pops a man he's going to try and attack Louie he's going to do it again he's going to miss okay my turn yes it is your turn I would like to use quadruple attack okay this is your first attack yes oh damn oh damn no it's going to miss okay thank God you got four of them you only need to hit them like once Lou you'll be fine oh there it is there it is that's got to be it okay you know you guys are really good at this he's actually just going to die why did we kill him we could have befriended him no I love king of skill no no no well clearly Louie does not sure wait okay I'm ready okay uh that's a really good encounter guys you guys are really good at this all players are going to level up oh here's here's what you guys get what I lost health so the title of this video is every time the players level up they get weaker I personally gained health so well I I really wanted to check out that meteor storm I'm going to be real with you wow I just used that the Divine blast and that's it uh you move on to the next encounter uh and here it is Lou you're up first can I uh ask him what he's doing there's a dialogue option here none of none of your business none of yor buziness well that's all I need to hear fish it's your turn I would like to teleport across okay you're going to use a Teleport spell yes okay where are you teleporting to uh like right in front of him but facing my allies not not like I have my back towards him godamn turn coat what the hell is we have the same weapon he'll think that we're cool aha the tides of turn we'll fight them together little bit of an unexpected turn but two bold you're up all right I energy blast the cliff in hopes that I destroy the the floor and knock them all in oh my God my God that's destroying that grass so yeah we're going to see if you're able to destroy that Cliff okay hold on let me cast my spell energy blast though it may be crass put these kids up on their yeah it's going to miss uh it's going to be verus and the dinosaur's turn fish verus is just going to try and push you off with the dinosaur let see how well that goes oh so it's like that oh no my boy Lou it's your turn okay I would like to chop the tree and make a bridge okay yikes so guys he's not friendly all right you make quite a bit of progress but you're not able to go through the tree yet fish your turn is skipped SE you're up I energy blast the cliff again hopefully the rubble will also kill F wait isn't wait tubeold is my rope still wrapped around tubeold uh ropes disappear when you level up sorry and you teleported I wouldn't be wrapped to you oh come on man dude our dice is not good that one's going to go straight down we'll worry about that later yikes yikes yikes oh I am bad at this it's going to be vas's turn he's going to cast teleport on two bold okay well this is going to be interesting thing bibbity Bobby boo that won't do you're going to dodge out of the way of that he's not going to teleport you Louie you're up uh I'm going to do the tree thing again okay playing Minecraft out here come on please the tree okay the tree is pretty weak from the last time you tried to cut it so you're able to cut through the tree oh man it's going to follow me isn't it it just goes straight down oh no Tre fish your turn is skipped too bold you're up all right I'm going to I'm just going to Fireball the dinosaurs legs in the front see if it crumples into the pit okay dog oh my God I I'm a bad wizard unfortunately the fireball is going to explode here and launch Lou into the hole I'll catch you Lou okay it's pretty nice down here okay uh it's gonna be vas's turn he is going to cast teleport on YouTube old okay bring it yo bibity Bobby Boo uh nothing new that won't do 11 that's going to bring you down into the hole can I cast counter spell H you do not know that spell unfortunately okay so as you can see oh my fish has fallen on the spikes and then the tree has fallen onto him uh tuell you've fallen on the tree and Louie you've also fallen on the tree unfortunately this is also left fish at one HP I'm alive Baby Louie you're gonna go up first okay I will double attack the small Golem first attack my that's going to miss dude we are so good at this we're never making it out to Lum my my God missed the other attack too fish it's your turn you are currently bleeding okay I would like to use a healing potion on myself this is how well the healing goes oh that's good that's good yes okay that's pretty good healing they'll go back up to four out of seven what the I think that was too much for him do I still go uh we'll say that it's your turn okay too bold you're up I'm going to extend my staff down to try and get fish on top of the log instead of in the spikes that is very friendly thank you teammate I've got you as you try to do that you realize you're standing on the part of the tree that is pushing fish further into the [Laughter] spikes okay this Golem is going to attack you Lou it's okay he's a little guy he's a it's a baby Golem it's only got five Health he's a we lad fine he's going to miss this Golem's going to turn the other way and that's going to be his turn uh Louie you're up again I would like to [Laughter] rage okay you're now raged what else would you like to do double attack small Golem that will be your last double attack here's the first attack good move good move I like this okay okay look that's good that's good we love that 17 that's going to hit and that's going to obliterate the Golem okay cool and then can I use the other the other attack on the big golem all right and you're going to Lunge and jump and attack the other Golem yes God he's so mad look at him go I wonder what made him so upset he said he needed yes you have Advantage cuz you're enraged see if you get any better nice ah thank God for rage okay rage is good you have give to the hatred wait oh god oh that was close you you scared me there Lou fish you're up I will teleport right behind Louie away from the Golem maybe teleport to the cliff on the other side of the tree is that is it too late to lock that in can I can I go to the others uh tuul do you think it's too late you know honestly uh you hadn't finished prepping it so I think it I think it's fine to re all right yes yes yes guys I'm out two bold you're up all right I realized I'm a terrible wizard but I might be an incredibly skilled martial artist so I'm going to flip onto the side with the Golem and then I'm going to use my staff to leverage him into the pit one second this flip is insane holy [ __ ] look at the moves you've never seen a wizard this dextrous my my God I was never meant to wield magic I wield my fist let's see if you can push the massive Rock Golem into the pit using my staff as a fulcrum I could use uh another rock oh come on baby come on damn it ni damn it you're going to be unable to do so it's going to be the Golem's turn he's going to attack you too bold bring it on I'm a martial artist you've never seen hands move like this before my wizard robes add armor I'm dead I'm going to die I'm gone goodbye everyone he's going to pick you up and he's going to throw you at fish here's how hard he throws you okay I understand maybe that was a little much to a little okay that's going to knock both of you over I'm going to stick to the Arcane Arts why did you try that I really thought I really had like a premonition of great you're both going to go to one hit point oh my God you're going to have to heal me I don't have any more double attacks right no can I double [Laughter] rage oh man mustach yeah you're now double raged anything else You' like to do yes I lunge in attack okay you're going to have triple Advantage oh my God man he's really he's really going nuts isn't he I'm going to roll three ones dude that was a pretty bad attack though that's also going to miss he's so angry for a man that can't swing a sword I understand okay oh come on that's only going to end up doing three damage that is progress progress is progress Lou just me and Fish on the ground you're doing great sweetie uh I would like to use a spell of healing would I be able to use that on both of us me and tubol uh only one oh I will be using it on myself okay let's see how well the healing goes okay I understand no no cuz I'm I'm within Striking Distance oh no no no it's fine I get it no I get it four we're rolling so bad I can't help but believe you deserve that I can't help but believe wor I have two healings for a reason two B you're up uh you know I'm going to use I'm just going to I'm going to Fireball yeah I got the you know this time I think I think I got sure you know how to aim that thing yeah yeah I'm I'm good I I being thrown 100 feet has really like cleared my mind it's going to do four damage it's going to be the Golem's turn he's going to step into the spikes and he's gonna attack Louie I'm just as smart as I am tall and I cast Fireball and that's what I hit the Golem with 100% 19 that's going to put you at 10 out of 20 Lou you're up I will attack you have triple Advantage nice okay that's nice that's nice got a not 20 though Lou during your attack you should go to that weird like little Cube on the ground like a little square that I'm I'm curious about okay well we got we got one good okay 14's going to be as high as you get it'll go down to four oh I didn't even see see that little Cube Square thing yeah I wonder what that is Yo fish up oh a it's gone I would like to heal Lewis let's see how well that goes oh it'll go well still at one Health you selfish he's in the fight yes yes look ATA look at me he's going to go up to H 16 seems like number twoo bold you're up I'm going to touch my staff to fish's staff to amplify the power through both of our mediums and I'm going to Fireball him again you technically I think you're actually out of SP I'm going to be honest okay then I'm just going to hurl my spear directly into that Golem's eye you mean your staff yeah my staff okay the special effects Department really goes hard crazy at this dude okay let's see how well the staff throwing goes H come on baby oh my God what a shot all right you throw your staff and what you didn't realize there was actually one spell left within the staff and it explodes oh and kills the Golem [Music] holy well all righty then I have some good fun news all players level up oh no that's not good that's not good oh that's less fun all right so this is what you all had before uh now this is what you have okay can we get much weaker okay this is the encounter you come across Lou you're up first I want to Captain America throw my shield at the roof and then perfect geometry into the question mark he doesn't even throw the shield hits the wall Let's uh let's just get rid of that it's lodged up in the okay so basically whatever's in there just sees you hurl your Shield that that's uh that's going to be your turn uh fish you're up okay ready here we go I'm going to use my 100t rope and wrap W it around a stalagtite above the question mark and try to pull it down so it breaks and Falls you're going to need a high roll to hit one of these okay got it and a high roll I will hit it's that easy baby it's oh man we are just blowing chunks holy it's a miracle we've killed anything T you're up since I know in my heart of hearts I'm more monk than wizard I am going to handstand flip off fish catapult off of Louis's head and land up top and take a look at what's inside he's going to get his head chopped off all right Easy Money easy money oh God oh God you know what I'll allow it we're good you were pretty acrobatic before yes yes handstand flip nice ow bro my head jumps off of my head yes all right this is what you see oh wait I miss guys there's nothing here we've won we're going to die we're going to die it's going to be the hydra's turn one of of it head is going to try and grabb at you I kick flip kick flip the staff the staff yes you are going to be able to dodge out of the way of it Lou you're up can I percept which the smart head is you're going to do a perception check on which one's the big head yes the master head the master hyra unfortunately you cannot see the Hydra so you do not know which head it is okay I will move up to tubeold fish you're up I don't know what to do guys uh I kind of want to stay down here um I can heal you guys from a distance I feel like that's the smart wait fish hasn't seen the Hydra right hey what do you guys see up there nothing oh okay I would like to jump up to Louis and Tu all right let's see how well it goes I'm going to hurt myself I'm going to fall unfortunately you're not able to get up there oh damn that sucks I really wanted to see what was up there guys it's that it's really nothing take your time take your time anyway as I as I'm telling fish it's nothing uh i i stuff my wand into that closest hydra's mouth and I cast Fireball okay okay okay oh I I'm I skilled at this it's going to create an explosion in this head it's going to blow off this head now it's just an idra what was that noise guys it's just a bat it fell the hyra is going to attack you with this head too bold all right it's trying to hit me with the D no with a Y oh with the Y I see oh no oh God I'm not a monk I'm just a frail man unfortunately that's going to hit and deal some damage that bat is awfully large Lou you're up I would like to rage all right why are you getting mad at a bat bro mind your own business okay I'll be down here if you need me all right now what are you going to do double attack the D oh man you have advantage okay come on come on you're gonna miss both attacks and be dropped in front of the Hydra fish you're up um I would like to heal to bold come on up here man oo okay okay nice that's going to go back up to full health two B you're up now knowing that the Y head can reach me and knowing that strikes fear in my heart I'm going to jump over it onto the DHE head and then stick my staff in it and catch Fireball God I love being a wizard I love being a wizard oh it's just so clean okay as you stick your staff in its mouth a fireball appears and blows apart that head as well as the rest of the Hydra and fish was none the wiser guys we beat the bat we're good we're splitting the uh the rewards right what do you want from the bat I don't know maybe like a like a wing please don't level us up I say next time we just run away oh yeah you're also missing a shield now that I remember still well you you kind of threw it away oh yeah he Captain America it all right L get in there homie can I squeeze through the top there and just leave oh that's going to be a pretty far distance to move can I can I say hi to him can I get on the boulder he does not respond wait wait wait wait maybe he didn't hear us yeah can he see us I don't think he can fish you're up uh okay guys hear me out what if we just you what if I just used healing on him cuz then he's like oh these guys are friendly and then we get a new party member I don't want that that's more loot to split in many different directions we haven't gotten any loot only losing loot we can stab him in the back okay okay okay all right all right for for now though I would like to use healing on that guy what's his name uh sophist sist yeah uhoh uhoh uh oh I'm going to blow him up bro I'm going to blow him up heing goes so bad it actually damages him no two you're up I turn and look at I turn and look at fish what the was that I run jump off like a vault on the where Lou is and I shoot an energy blast at the top of my jump right into his head what happened to Healing him well you kind of threw that away when you damaged him oh God I'm upgrading his existence from living to dead it's going to miss but it will blow off the top it's going to be his turn he's going to cast Thunder spell oh Lord on who oh oh that doesn't look like it's hitting toward oh no I tried to heal you no please it was a misinput it's going to hit the ground up which is made of metal oh no oh no say that puts you to one out of five I'm so sorry Lou you're up I guess I will somersault into the the place and double attack him you're going to have to roll for that okay good rolls good rolls baby my what is our luck unfortunately your luck you're going to try and somersault but you will land flat on your face fish you're up what do I do guys what do I do attack I I don't even have anything to attack with what if I what if I teleported and then like swung at him can I do that yeah okay yes I would like to teleport at him and then swing you're going to teleport him that's going to use up your last spell okay and you're going to swing at him not 20 baby not 20 oh no unfortunately that's going to miss like an amateur golfer it's all Air twoo bold you're up all right easy I sh I look at Lou and say yo check this out and I jump up there and I grab fish and I hurl them at sofa oh just like the goblin I learned this from you Dad all right that's going to throw fish at sofus and that will kill him but I do have some good news for you guys yes no it's not good news it's never good news it is good news it is good news all players level up good news we have no M I have no magic I'm just a man it's okay sometimes it refills our stuff okay so I just want to take a look at this is what you guys had before this is what you have now yes yes yes just have a wooden sword F three Tic Tacs maybe you have to court a fair maiden and you'll have good breath this is the encounter you guys see Louie you're up first I turn my imaginary cap backwards like ash catch him and I'm going to throw this rock well I'm going to throw it up and then swing my wooden sword at it okay let's see how well that goes like a baseball like a baseball okay okay good medium it's medium okay that's going to hit him that's going to put him to three out of five we're not trying to befriend any of these guys huh what I didn't even know it did that you know three fifths in HP well we'll say that we know we'll call that good fish you're up may I please shake the tree in front of me to see if anything falls out okay we'll see how well you shake the tree oh I'm shaking all right oh I am not shaking at all nothing comes out of the tree I'm like tapping it I don't think you guys have gotten one critical success yet no I don't think we've gotten a normal success okay tubeold you're up can I go up to his tree H yeah you can oh I'm I'm going to eat the Tic Tacs so I have minty fresh breath and then I'm going to HED it towards him like sweet scent to get him to come down here you know what we'll see if that works that's a good idea it doesn't okay oh oh oh oh oh my it's knife storm it's just a storm of knives oh my oh my God this is the strongest pip plop in his what the what the f is happening I'm under my tree I am safe I'm not so safe I'm not safe okay out of nowhere an absolute Hailfire of knives descends upon you guys see how well he throws them come on come on bro oh no goodbye boys he thankfully he's not that great at aiming them so you'll only get hit by some guys I still have half of my HP left but I'm under him you know what that's fair if you want that damage can go to fish instead no no two bolt two Bol two bolt two bolt you know there was this time where I asked you to heal me but without me you can't get healed and with you I still won't get healed be gone what is this I'm kidding I'm kidding Lou you're up I guess I will rage all right you're now raged and I will jump up and attack him you if that's a pretty far jump you're going to have to roll for that that's a good leap man that's a good you're not too bold you can't make that kind of a jump I guess I can't yeah that's unfortunate damn this is what happens when you're weighed down by armor Salty Fish you're up I would like to shake my tree again okay God damn it watch watch I'm going to get something good okay look at that look look look surely something comes out it's just rocks okay a rock is going to come and fall on you let's see how hard it hit it's going to kill me it's going to be the first crucial 20 what that's on three that's literally on three you're going to get knocked out too bold you're up I cast tiny energy blast on the the stupid piplo okay what is up with us what is up with us all right he's going to go to one out of five he will throw a knife at uh twoo bold I catch it let's see if you catch it this is for him throwing the knife quick repost okay you catch the knife ah oh it's just that easy I returned to Sender all right repost you know I'll allow it yes sir oh come on he catches it what the he's going to catch it and he's going to throw it back at you I catch it yes yes yes yes come on come on come on come on oh no I catch it I throw it back you're going to throw it back what wait oh okay we're just through nice he's going to catch the knife he's going to throw it back at you godam oh God oh lord I can't catch it all right what are you going to do it okay okay okay I throw it back at him okay it's goingon to go back at him come on take him down take him down yes 11 that's going to kill him yes yes I am a monk fish you you wake up what happened you would not believe me if I told you I do have some good news for you guys and some bad news bad news Okay so the good news is you are to the final encounter oh man bless all right good luck okay what the god Lou you're up I am going to scream in Terror all right fish you're up can I sacrifice and teleport inside of him let's see if you're able to teleport into him come on oh you're going to Antman his let's do it dude oh you end up on top of him oh no D you're up I look at Lou I put my hand on his shoulder I was never truly a wizard deep down I've always known I was meant to throw hands with a time God and I hurl my fist in an uppercut straight to his jaw let's see how well that goes it's going to go great please be that 20 you're a idiot that's not going to hit it's going to be time God's turn we're going to die what is this oh well he's going to use a Time last attack he's going to use it on Lou Goodbye Louis no no he's going to be fine he's going to get atomized and then reconstituted and oh my God it's just it's pure energy uh let's see how well his attack goes oh Lord damn God oh little God okay you're going to get atomized ah just fish it is your turn all right um I would like to emotionally damage him I scream at the top of my lungs into his ear time is just a construct all right yes yes that's huge that's huge that's huge that's huge that's going to emotionally damage him big time damn yo tubeold this healer doesn't only heal tbolt you're up realizing that maybe I am still a wizard I I jump up and once again knowing that the Hydra also was weak to this I stick my staff in his mouth and I cast tiny Fireball let's see how well it goes oh God six unfortunately the spell is going to go haywire and end up fizzling out and doing nothing it's time Gods Attack yeah okay you know it's it can't be all bad right it's a time God time is time is crazy oh no oh no random thing spawns random thing spawns let's see what random thing is going to spawn yeah we'll say it's Lou yes yes and I'm big now Big Lou uh it's it's normal Lou Lou you're up I scream in Terror again all right uh fish we already did this Lou we already did this he doesn't know he died fish your turn I would like to take my wooden staff and smack him upside the head okay okay okay 13 that's going to deal two points of damage twoo bold you're up okay I have no magic left but I know my staff has magic left in it I jump and I shove it in its mouth and I break it in half let's see how all that goes by the power vested in me Time Lord means nothing unfortunately it's just a wooden stick and it does nothing oh god there was no magic in it all take my wooden stick give it to me Lou I've got it no you're rolling terrible I hate that no it's going time do trust me trust me you have to believe in me I feel the Shadows coalescing around me LS oh oh no revive the dead ah we'll get him in here he is going to cast Thunder spell nice on Lou no oh Lord thought he was helping us a time God okay that's going to kill Lou again okay Lou fish you're up I would like to damage the time God with my with my rope I don't think you have that any more oh you do never mind oh yeah yeah yeah can I wrap it around his tentacle so he falls no I deleted it cuz I don't want to deal with it damn it okay I smack him I smack him with the wooden staff again smack him come on yes rolling so good you're a battle cleric baby you're a battle cleric come on come on let's go D bold you're up I run up to sofas I punch him in the mouth and I take his staff and I aim it at the time got and fire whatever spells queued up in it okay o come on J trying you're dead shut up okay uh you're going to be locked in battle time God's turn I'm still on his head bro oh come on man oh oh no trap character in the shadow shadow wait wait no who roll that thatu who r that God power I thought that was us damn it he has no idea what he's done this is good this is good for us two bolts in his home okay that's one more spin how do you always end up in the shadow room it's been two more times always do dark no matter what happens no time nothing happens no time time oh God fast forward time fast forward time we'll say the shadow realm goes away in the fast forwarded time fish you're up I would like a smack again yes he's going to down to seven finish him toold toal you're up with the power of the Shadow R my shadow fist him come on come on come on come on Shadow fist Shadow fist you going go down to three give me time God sh Dam it oh my God I returned to the Shadow he doesn't know he doesn't know he's helping us uh it's going to be s's turn he's going to tra cast a lightning bolt at fish it hit the time God you got this two you got this oh God you're dead 17 you're going to die toold you're up you're outside of the Shadow realm now yeah Shadow fist all right let's Shadow fist attack all right let's see if that does it roll good come on baby Shadow F okay okay let's go okay you're going to destroy the time God and by destroying him you bring back your friends from the time that they died so apparently I'm dumb because I haven't been asking people to subscribe and 85% of people aren't subscribed so mathematically speaking I'd be at like a million subscribers right now so subscribe with your left pinky over here oh yeah and click on a video over here with your right pinky okay

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Length: 34min 33sec (2073 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 21 2023