I LOVE THIS GAME! | Dead Rising 3 - Part 1 (PC Version)

ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to Dead Rising 3 where hopefully we are going to smash some zombie scores in but some right in the face make a chainsaw out of a cat and chop all the legs off it's going to be awesome well at least I hope so las perdidos California March 23rd story is more story even more story come on I don't care it's my kill stuff here we go now we're into it little free food oh yes alright oh ok pay on that food man I got me some chips you ain't plastic at all let's just eat the plastic is bad for ya there's a bagel on the ground that's great don't eat it don't eat that I think there's a five-second rule not a five hour rule take that [ __ ] gate ha ha show him who's boss hello [ __ ] is everybody ah Bali no not you who please have ID ready for officer this guy I don't think he's gonna be checking my ID anytime soon yeah he's saying good I made sure that take that's your [ __ ] gate ok [ __ ] the police [ __ ] the police are we raised up near oh yeah we hardcore Oh zom zoms oh nothing multiplied can put light on them stop they told you look at them on oh [ __ ] in one at a time one at a time do Larry speak up Susy pack down [ __ ] sake Harry what do you mean brains great well I have one but I'm using it I get I find you another one whoo somebody had a partay no pants party that's my favorite kind of party excuse me pardon me coming through my name's Nick nice to meet you hi yeah nice people such nice people here in California oh Jesus you're not nice gravattack Brown a pub take that flashlight to your tea this game is gonna suit me very well oh [ __ ] stop doing that to me bastards see dead he's dead good these [ __ ] aren't hi mayor don't smack your [ __ ] Oh turn their [ __ ] up love this Oh mr. mop I don't wanna hold that corpse launch don't you see that [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yes perfect for me I must have the biggest biceps ever lets me let me check out those +1 biceps Oh such a sexy bastard look at that face watch this watch chop them in half [ __ ] you Steve give me my money this where the rave is she's just partying out here what do you do it wait these can kill you oh god oh god your forearm she's like half a person our she's never like that's creepy see you have a brain why don't you just eat your own [ __ ] if we're very quiet she will not see us just walk on by walk on by walk on by oh god I think I slept from her last week just go in you're clingy [ __ ] that she did okay good I think her name is Samantha or Stacy or Salomon suddenly begin to add an S Gordon already okay I need I want my axe and getting rid of a rich wrench oh yeah you come with me fire X now a fire exit was broken oh yes oh yes take that you zombie bastards Oh headshot headshot 360 noscope what's this 360 noscope music Dino's Club yeah energy Prabhu okay and don't need a bucket you need a bucket you look home over here get sneak into that I'm on fire okay let's try something let's see if this will work nothing happen and boom goes the dynamite uh-oh you know what this is a corpse party ha ha ha references go go gadget cinderblock take that's your [ __ ] meet my friend George Paulette ha ha don't bring a knife to a cinderblock fight you're not dead [ __ ] you Susie finally what I came for I'm only doing my job I'm a garbage man can't you tell by my clothes yeah what I was used gets garbage all these [ __ ] zombies Hendra my world I have a way from trying to feed you no length 5 job you might have heard of it no zombies don't have jobs Tina where's it at the garbage put the garbage man can oh well that's a plane and the runnings gonna help you ran the direction it was crashing and everything I'm still at the cabbage where am I supposed to put it here what are you guys taking with you Jesus okay you don't have to [ __ ] take if you don't want to whoo this is gonna be smashed watch me watch me do you think that if I if I can just there we go ha ha Jack used his human brain to outsmart the zombies I don't have enough bullets for you or if you could all just line up in a straight formation and let me kill you that'll be great that'll be fine Debbie dozy are you wearing flip-flops no you need to die for that everybody gets one totem Jack apparently everybody gets one exactly okay now sprint let's go there is a sprint look at sexy run over the cars now out with these bastards but can't carry the floor is lava oh and you just burned alive Emily is dead who's Emily Oh oh I'm supposed to be saving people oh I didn't [ __ ] work did it you should have shouted or something crossbow me oh my god I'm Daryl Dixon I've always wanted to be Norman Reedus he was so cool this is awesome there's too [ __ ] many of you make gremlins you put them out in the sunlight or direct bright lights and then just multiply no that's water okay - Frank - Frank it play tag you're it okay that's me oh you bastards are everywhere Oh straight to [ __ ] go through the plane it's not going up militant holy balls yeah and care oh my girl [Laughter] you [ __ ] get your hands off my bagel [ __ ] my mango oh shut you in the boob yeah I'll show you there we go she's dead don't be 19 [ __ ] more bagels out this is scary a hook cap go through this that did so much damage you guys are so like two capitate it right now you're trying to thought was gonna happen hi see ya this is your [ __ ] get up get up thanks for coming out Larry Susie Cindy Bobby Billy dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan run kill zombies to earn pee pee pee pee okay I got 10 peepee this is another 10 points it's just like the Call of Duty's tactical nuke incoming keep the kill streetcars are going to increase PPE gained it broke this is just like Hall of juvie I needed a kill streak first wait where's my moab [ __ ] you guys guys I'm going home huh get on up your breath stinks what were you eating oh yeah people how do we get past all that all you guys are stupid okay come on ball in the hole bottom hole or design there you go Steve get in the hole but your friend doesn't want to comply fine come here you [ __ ] [ __ ] come here clear straight let's roll the hatchet get it stuck in you and then punch it deeper into your face thanks you're gonna wake up if I go near you just to make sure okay I'm glad that your [ __ ] helmet works my gun broke everything in this game sucks zombies killed my wife okay what am i way to make it about yourself zombies killed everybody in the [ __ ] world who cares about your wife who open 24 hours a day I wasn't gonna have nice coffee in here his name is dick ha ha ha combine two weapons we got a sledgehammer and we can use cement salt okay holy [ __ ] behold the sledge saw a dick gets me every time Oh suck smack out my sledge saw [ __ ] I like - more from The Phantom Menace oh god Ronda baby I'm sorry I busted your ass oh this game just speaks so well to me it's just there's something about killing lots of things that I enjoy did you did you see what I did cuz I saw it dum dee-dum taking out the trash very messy out here I gotta clean up yeah [ __ ] the police [ __ ] the police they drop guns they do that's handy oh I'm gonna saw so many [ __ ] look at dick where he is right in the middle of the zombies being exactly what he's called yeah watch your [ __ ] number oh stop you were the tip I need I need a beer oh ah sweet sustenance sweet beer of course beer brings your health up that's national Irish 101 I can drive I didn't even have a license so they just trying to be right before I got in the caravan who cares out of my way beebeep hog hog is this the way to Brooklyn I have no see Metallica sick are these [ __ ] zombies my [ __ ] SUV gave me a lot of food beers I can't see but the road cleared of zombies around Taylor got it commentator baby I'll kill em go flying what's that dick no we can't stop for ice cream case you haven't noticed the zombie problem little 2 reached yeah we self-esteem got increased so awesome let's play tag tag you're it you're it you're it ha ha everybody's it I just got me some shades yo look how big pimpin I am and they won't like the grown up with this take a selfie Oh coffee Oh finally sweet nectar of the Gods oh so good oh I didn't want to pick up the office chair I didn't like this chair anyway I didn't like it [ __ ] huge hair gonna eat a peg go oh that was nice it's in the cash register don't need to see what's in the cash register you don't need the money it's late adjust for things you could have just opened the door just don't zombies really you know if you kick it in it's cuz he use the sunglasses ah no he just wanted a badass before Ana Ronda hey what's up Rhonda what's up baby girl you see these glasses don't I look fat Rhonda [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] you Dean I can't make her jack-in-the-box I have to make that instantly what do I need a toy robot and a cardboard box I can do that Toro bot Tori robot caramel box here we go you made a jack-in-the-box it's named after me can I go and kill some zombies with it we just push them in the face with it boring there we go oh he's awesome oh gods that gonna explode Jesus I was amazing of course the jack-in-the-box is the best weapon hey let me leave this video here this is so much fun I can't wait to play more of this I hope you guys enjoyed watching it this game feels exactly like my science doesn't it just run around killing everything I don't care about the story or anything like that I really just want to get in and kill off the [ __ ] what stuff explode build big weapons and mash it with other [ __ ] so if you're looking for a let's play this really isn't gonna be the series for it this is just gonna be messing around [ __ ] around with dick and Ronda and it's just gonna kill the living why would they do that I'm one of those I like those but anyway thank you guys so much for watching this video if you liked it punch that like button in the face like a boss and [Music] [Music] little tired

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 5,344,880

Rating: 4.9314971 out of 5

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Id: Wu5c0HebOWI

Length: 14min 22sec (862 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 05 2014

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[u/Statutory_Vape]

I've been looking for an answer for a long time, but never found one. Where did his username come from, considering his name is Sean?