I Know The Owner. He Will Fire All Of You! - I'm the Owner Of This Place. Get Out! r/IDOWorkHereLady

welcome to our slash I do work here lady where we share stories about employees that are mistaken for customers and today we have four amazing stories so don't forget to subscribe hit the belt button and let's begin the first story is I'm more qualified for tour job than you are I'm a head of sales and marketing for a major property developer with ten years of experience in the industry several of those spent at a large competitors company let's call them money homes they are considered the epitome of luxury due to the huge price tag this will be important later on my team covers all of the capital and a very large portion of the country roll on today since we have only recently opened up and are launching new developments for which we don't yet have the staff today was the interview day normally for those kinds of positions the person would be interviewed by the sales manager for that particular development Sales Coordinator and sometimes one of the sales directors since it's a bit of a track for the sales director to come in for the interview 2.5 hours train journey when we're supposed to limit non-essential travel HR asked me to step in as new employees will be reporting to me anyway q8 applicants we have waiting first few interviews go pleasantly well but nothing special until we meet interviewee number 4 meet Annabel before she comes into the room she's sitting in the waiting area with other applicants and not only I can hear her go on about how she pretty much has the job in the bag as she's overly qualified and the other guys are wasting their time first mistake then I can see her shuffling through papers at the admin desk which was left unattended second mistake she still doesn't realize that our office is behind a venetian mirror I can see her but she cannot see me she hears the admin come back in and scurries away back to the seat it's now her turn for the interview she comes in hands me a copy of her CV and sits down opposite myself and the other two members of my team I look at her CV with a slight half smile which I think she took is a good sign so she goes off talking about her major accomplishments at different employers she tells us that she's actually more interested in being hired for another position at our company which she can assure me she's more qualified for than our current employee she then starts spewing out figures of our marketing campaigns which have not yet been published and advises me on the results we should expect and what our next move in terms of marketing should be I advised her that the only position currently open are for sales staff but asked her which one she's specifically interested in she mentions wait for it sales and marketing director my job my co-workers both look at me and waiting so I decide to play along I have asked her what makes her more qualified than our current director she comes back to the marketing figures points at me and asks me outright how many applicants are able to predict to his certainty what results you'll achieve and then leads into a major point on her CV money homes so I started asking a little more about her position what was her area of responsibility how long she has worked there etc she starts off telling this long were her story of how she started there as a negotiator a few years back and worked her way up to associate director fancy name for managers responsible for more than one project and how she eventually became sales and marketing director but he's looking to leave so discretion is of utmost importance at that point I couldn't hold it in anymore I really wanted to let her carry on but I just burst out laughing and asked her to leave she just gets very confused and starts asking what she said that has offended me with the biggest grin on my face I then said it's one thing hearing you talk down to other applicants when you're supposed to be looking for upper management position watch you steal confidential information from my admins desk while pulling the two pages out of our hand our marketing reports and telling me and my colleagues that you can do my job better than me by lying to me about your experience she gets offended and starts going off at me that I know nothing about her and she did not lie about her experience and how would I have known that anyway Annabelle the reason I know you're lying is because I was the sales and marketing director at Money homes during the years you've described and not only do I know you were not in a managerial position I know that you were not even part of the department even if you did work there as the apartment was made of 42 employees all of which I knew by name I recommend that if you do indeed work there you contact your director as I will be filing a grievance against you for stealing confidential documents from their main competitor her face went pale as a sheet of cheap toilet paper she turns on her heel rips her CV out of my colleagues hands and runs out the door like does she really think we didn't keep her details on email when she sent the doc through can't wait to see if I'll be hearing from her or money Holmes any time soon had to take out a couple of details in terms of employment as one of my colleagues has seen the post and asked me about it actual story not changed also Annabelle isn't her real name the second story is Crippin your education I do hope I'm posting this in the correct area about 20 years ago I was still barely walking using wrist crutches and leg and back braces as my disease was steadily progressing I had taken a position at a small business school as the hours were much easier to modify for sudden medical visits most of the students were people trying to get into a specific field and or came out of a very bad situation and this school was a ray of hope they could latch on to almost all of them were absolute joys to teach however there were a very few that loved to relive their high school bully days that's what I met on the first day of a new semester I was doing my usual struggle in getting out of my van leaning against it to get support while I got my backpack in position and got my crutches in a position so I could close my driver's door when my crutches disappeared some guy just walked past and kicked him out from under me and thought it was hilarious as I hit the asphalt summer in Texas always hot enough to get tar all over you he long since went inside by the time I got my breath back got back up and made it inside as is the usual you always get there a couple of hours early to go over anything of note about the students their programs and areas the students have noted that they need more focused help with most of the time lack of computer knowledge mathematics things like that as this is usually a short meeting I had time to find the young man who started my day off so well and asked his next teacher if I could go through his attendance he had no problem with it his next class started and the teacher introduced me to the class as the school tutor an alter substitute teacher mr. personality started visibly shrinking in his chair the second he saw me and by the time I called on him only his eyes are visible due to him scrunching down so far I then apologized to the class for my appearance as I had an issue in the parking lot locking eyes with him the whole time and promised I would not be making a repeat of the issue again right I asked directly to him he said he would make sure it would never happen again at that I let it go and went throughout the rest of my day that evening I was finishing up and he paid me a visit he apologized repeatedly and I informed him of what the school is all about getting the tools to get ahead I told him why I left a great position and that no matter if you were a student or a teacher it was all about rewriting your future and what you wanted it to be the young man evidently took it to heart and did very well in that school he now works as a legal assistant helping young people just like he was sometimes people you start something with really do you work there and someday will be extremely proud of you the third story is replacement manager thinks I'm not a worker at a restaurant and calls the cops I'm currently 17 at the time and was 17 at the time of the story I have a babyface invoice I shave my mustache it looks bad on me so I look even more like a kid the owner got sick from the flu this was before corona and got a replacement manager to work I'm using a throwaway so I don't get my restaurant tracked it's a family restaurant so there's only one of its kind cast Opie you already know M replacement manager o owner W one through three workers C one two two cops now time for the story I was on my way to work my boss the owner call me the day before to tell me he was sick and had hired a replacement manager to fill in for him I didn't change because I just left school and I didn't have time to change I walk in and immediately spot him I go over to greet him and he says for me to follow him he leads me to a table and tells me to take a seat the conversation goes as follows Opie sir I work here M no you don't you're too young to work here now that I think about it where are your parents Opie I'm 17 I'm old enough to drive myself to work I don't need my parents to come I have my ID if you want it em looking smug show me I slam my military ID my parents are military driver's license and state ID on the table all up-to-date and they all look like my current self Opie there em look kid I may have underestimated your age but you obviously don't work here now tell me what you want to drink or go on your way Opie go get the workers and ask them if they know me there's only three workers in the building at the time and we have a close friendship em no that's a waste of time get out of my restaurant I spot w1 and call her over Opie hey w1 can you explain to our manager that I actually work here w1 what what's goin on em this is your friend you don't work here you're trying to rob this place and I'm gonna call the cops if you don't leave immediately w1 just years over to w2 and w3 to come over after they all explain to the manager that I work there he just walks away I thought that was the end of the story but boy oh boy there's more I was serving a couple they were actually nice and respectful unlike the Karen in my other story when I see two cops walk in I take the couple's order and go to greet them and ask if they needed anything and em gets there first when I got there the conversation was already going but here's what I heard em and I need him out of here Oh P what's going on c1 is this the person you're talking about I'm visibly confused him yes arrest him c2 sir you work here Oh P yes I don't know what the problem is c1m is saying that you're a fake worker taking advantage of him being new and trying to rob this place Oh P no I do work here and you can ask all of the other workers and even the owner himself if I do they ask all the workers if I work there and they all say yes the two cops yell at him for a little bit for wasting their time and I got a free milkshake from him himself and nothing happened after that and the last story is Karen tries to get me fired of rama's - claims she knows the owner and gets humiliated in front of a whole restaurant before I start I just want to point out some things I'm using a throwaway because I don't want people to track where I worked also I just want to point out that I'm 17 while typing this and 16 at the time of the story and have a baby face and voice and I'm also five three I'm also male cast K equals Karen K H is Karen's husband Oh P you already know o equals owner okay now let's start on the story so I was about two weeks into my new job at a family restaurant and was happy the owner was nice and acted as a manager and the workers are too I just got finished serving a table when Karen and her husband enter I greet them and seat them down they look at me funny but I don't question it they both order cokes and I go to get them when I come back they look at me again and ask for the manager I go to get the owner because he was pretty much a manager when he comes the conversation goes as follows I can't guarantee this is word-for-word oh hello ma'am what seems to be the problem okay Opie is using a fake mustache and it's probably stinking up the restaurant I want him fired now I know she is really dumb Oh uh-oh P this isn't a fake mustache Karen stop lying you weren't even old enough to grow one yet oh that isn't a fake mustache I've seen it since he started working here okay stop lying you're trying to sabotage the restaurant and I will not have it I'm raiding this place zero stars Opie it isn't fake I can prove KH cuts me off KH this is unacceptable I demand our drinks are free and we get a free meal and one to go all free Oh sir I cannot do that I can't give you the drinks for free and let you go but I can't give you free food okay stop your BS I know the owner and I will get you two fired Oh smirks at me but ma'am I am the owner Oh P go get them the check once you're done paying get the F out of my restaurant K and K H you're pale like they saw a ghost once they paid they hurried out of there and never came again that was my story I'll try to answer all questions in the comments within three days of this post being up before I forget about this account forever I just wanted to say Karen did put in that one star review huh huh she claimed that the service was bad it was packed she had a three-hour wait the workers were rude the drinks were watered-down and the food was cold and had hair in it thank you for watching don't forget to subscribe if you liked it

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Length: 13min 19sec (799 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 11 2020