I grabbed two bottles of booze and left! || STEVE HARVEY

you know we've been married 10 years we have a blended family of six kids ages 3 to 15 he works his butt off he works full-time if he's not working at work he's working at home if he's not working at home he's working at the cottage and I'm a stay-at-home mom you know and I'm drowning at home sometimes I'm super stressed out they call my name every three-and-a-half seconds it's my mom I don't get a chance to eat I don't get a chance to sleep I don't get a chance to brush my teeth rarely I rarely shower I don't think I think if my friends see me right now they won't recognize me at all I'm Megan um God you up for the show yeah I don't look like this ever really don't know no sweatpants sweatpants no bra sweatshirt this is this is I got Spanx up everywhere right now sock in it all in so I I needed again yeah so I decided to believe have a girls weekend I felt like a bad mom completely for long ago but I had to go normally when I leave him with the kids I have to I'm super stressed about it I have to tell him what to do verbally just make sure you do this measure to this but he was working the next day and I to be gone so I'm like I'm gonna write a list so then I'm writing that and then I started drinking wine and then I was like oh maybe I'll talk about mac and cheese and what they need to eat and I'm drinking more wine oh maybe I'll talk about pajamas and nightgowns and how you know they're super particular and it just got so long and then I got up in the morning and I packed my bags I'm like you know what I put the letter on Facebook and I'm gonna put a picture with it so I had my seven-year-old take a picture of me walking out the door with bottle booze and okay yeah I saw the letter too you see it and I reposted it in my social I saw that yeah let's check out some of the highlights our dearest husband I'm writing this to you out of love not fear I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone with the others that's who she refers to the kids is the others uh nighttime daytime breakfast time and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure hail with Satan coming off as my little pony in comparison dinner will suck Bailey will want pizza while Harper will ask for hot dogs Quinn will cry when you say the word hot dog and will insist on mac and cheese but not the orange kind or the white kind but the purple kind will be fresh out of the purple kind so she'll then ask for toast don't even attempt anything but a nightgown for penny and if you cannot find a nightgown for penny keep looking you'll end up bringing penny to bed with you thinking that's a good idea you may as well sleep next to Evander Holyfield on uppers how much wine did this lady right Dewar's get you really absolutely you're a very good writer it's very colorful you haven't I did you actually gifted at this thank you you should have a blog I do have a blog are you called the ultimate spoon com yeah I just started it like a week after that so oh yeah I'm done mind I must now

Channel: Steve TV Show

Views: 386,384

Rating: 4.9485512 out of 5

Keywords: Steve, Harvey, funny, humor, comedy, tv, steve harvey, steve harvey daytime, steve harvey show, Talk Show (TV Genre), 5027, the ultimate spoon, MOM ON STRIKE, MOMMY BLOGGER, BEING A MOM, MOM, MOTHER, MOMMY

Id: dOaZeJPA38s

Length: 3min 52sec (232 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 10 2016