I GOT A JOB!

ah we are here at work this is the office as you  guys can see my friends oh it looks like they're   already at the office that's definitely good so um  these are their cars this guy's got a tomato car a   yellow car a nice little bench and look at these  boys he stole my orange car tried to buy another   this guy's got a blue one well boys this is where  i work i work at fishy incorporated well it's time   to hop on inside oh dude you guys hear the lobby  music that's pretty nice all right so we're just   gonna head over here hop in the elevator and uh  yeah we'll uh we'll arrive shortly all right guys   well uh let's go and head on up i need to  go to the hundredth floor to do my business   all right we have arrived to the hundredth  floor guys this office is so nice oh my gosh   you must be tico yeah you must be mr boss man i  like your suit why thank you i am mr boss matt i'd   like to welcome you here to fishy incorporated uh  if you don't mind just follow me over here let's   take a look at your desk this is your desk right  over here take a seat make yourself comfortable uh   what i'd like you to do if you don't mind i don't  mean to get you started right away but i kind of   have to we're in a bit of a pinch here uh would  you mind making a report on uh what you think   personally what we could do to make our company  better about an hour uh no pressure but you have   an hour so uh good luck with that and i'll come  back in a little bit all right that sounds good   sorry i'm late oh i'm late i'm sorry you're late  you're late this is the third time this week   um we need to uh we need to have a talk about  this i'm not i'm not entirely happy i don't   know exactly what it is i understand some  people sometimes have to be late but this   is uh this seems to be a thing now so uh dog had  swimming lessons you said that yesterday yeah he   takes swimming classes you never know when it's  gonna flood and he's gonna need to swim you know   i respectfully uh i understand that okay um but  look we try to make sure that we're here on time   from now on please yes sir i'll try thank you he's  in trouble oh don't don't worry about me sir i'm   just working on my document now just working on my  document that's good to hear it's nice to see you   welcome aboard yeah all right guys so i guess it's  time i should go and get started on my document   all right ways to improve fishy incorporated all  right number one i would say um buy a fish tank   that's uh definitely something that actually you  know what you know what no no no let me let me   let me redo this no no no i gotta redo this whole  page i gotta get rid of all this let me just throw   this paper oh oh crap who did that bro what hello  okay all right let's try this again let's try this   again ways to improve business no no i can't see  it like that that's bad that's bad oh let me throw   this paper away it was well tico you and me aren't  gonna have a problem are we no that wasn't me what   are you talking about you gotta throw up stop  throwing paper at me man listen i was trying to   write the document i decided i was bad so i just  crumbled it up and threw it over at you i'm sorry   okay okay i forgive you but next time just try to  use the garbage can that's right beside your desk   by them yeah don't worry dude i'll put  it there next time don't worry okay okay guys guys guys guys what is going on here  i'm trying to work i'm trying to do my work   so you don't fire me and then he's just  throwing all this paper at me like dude   i have a family i can't lose this money man like  seriously listen i have a family too i got lots of   fishy borders that i gotta look after and i'm just  trying to do this i tried putting it in the trash   can my finger slipped you know i'm a fish i'm  slippery so it just kind of slipped into his face   but tikka chico the trash can is literally right  here i am all the way over here three times that   that takes me okay that's it it's me or him this  is not how we do this at fishy incorporated okay   tico yeah i i understand that but listen listen  you have to believe me my finger slipped i   i i four times just no way yes four times think  about it like this listen you got that guy over   there don't know what his name is but he bald  so he's probably smart you know he was late   four times and both people are smart that means  smart people can be late four times so surely you   can believe that my little bald fishy forehead  could have slipped a ball of paper four times i   mean okay excuse me sorry no sir sure this this  is getting a little out of hand come on now i'm   a nice reasonable human being we welcomed you  aboard here we have two of our best workers over   here albeit one of them is late from time to time  i don't even think you have a dog to be perfectly   honest and then you come in here and you have  exactly one hour to fill something that i think is   reasonably easy to use listen listen listen let's  make a deal all right let's make a deal if i do   not finish this paper one hour and if you do not  completely love it you can fire me bet let's do it   i understand i'm getting smart all right all right  i gotta i only have one hour i have to do this   no it's probably wrong oh  crap did anybody see that   hey hey yo yo yo yo yo what are you doing um  you know how many paper i had to throw away   this week do you know how many no i don't know  i'm sorry i'm just i'm trying to do my job and   i messed up so i had to get rid of it oh my god  yeah yeah get back to work you little petty boy   all right guys it is lunch time feel free to  go and take a break make sure you guys uh don't   uh make a mess take all your stuff throw in the  garbage once you're done go sit over tables have   a nice bite to eat and we'll see you guys back in  a little bit okay thank you no i never make messes   oh yeah oh guys these bananas i love eating  bananas you know bananas they're pretty trash   like you have bananas why is that all the food  we get what's wrong with the janitor what do   you do to you chico tico yeah but we let him  eat with us here we we like to have everybody   come and eat with us it's part of like what we  do at work doesn't he got some like paper crumbs   to go pick up don't you got some paper crumbs  to throw at people yeah that was rude why are   you throwing paper at him oh my god dude what are  you doing am i gonna have to call the boss again   look at him look at it spinning around  in his office having the time of his life   he's enjoying himself are you gonna make me go  ruin that i'll go get him right now no no no no   okay okay okay that's the last paper clip i will  ever throw you have to believe me all right can   we just enjoy lunch without any fights guys please  okay i'll give you one more chance did you throw   one more paper at me i'm gonna go get it okay  or anyone here all all right uh yep delicious oh   chica so you like throwing paper balls at people  huh how would you feel if i threw this rock at you   no no no no it's not that serious it's not  it's paper fight fight fight fight fight   hey hey come over here come on come on  come on mr jander listen i'm sure the   pay here is pretty trashy all right well  listen i can promise you so much more   money all you gotta do is hit that guy over  there the bald one hey yo bro get up get up what's going on here guys come on everybody  back to work now let's get back to work   this is a professional establishment  all right i'm sorry i'm sorry it was   uh it was the balder guy he started it  once the janitor was throwing rocks at me alrighty yes i am finally done with my paper  this is amazing oh all right guys uh it has come   now to the time where you guys get to show me  all your things i hope you guys have something   extremely interesting extremely useful  something that you guys can use to show   and prove your worth here at fish incorporated  let's who should we start with here i'll go first   boss i got this all right all right i'd like  to see that let's show show me what you got oh   the first thing on my list is we need a pay raise  you're not paying us enough man i have a family   to feed okay the second thing i want less hours if  you can make my hours better so that i could kiss   my kids good night i would just be so awesome okay  the third thing the really important now really   important another pay raise like double it double  the pair oh that sounds pretty fair to me yeah   okay so then the fourth one better health care  cuz like he's a fish and we all know he's gonna   need health care cause just look at his face look  at his face so if we get better healthcare it'll   just improve our effectiveness and then yeah in  case i forgot a pay raise because yeah important   very important and then last but not least like  you know maybe supporting small businesses can   help but i doubt it because you know paying  us is important yeah that's true as long as   i'm getting all the company's money i think we're  going in the right direction yeah that's my list   boss i hope you enjoy and i i really hope you pay  attention to the pay raise part because that was   pretty good that was pretty good all right this  is my practice hey hey listen i'm tired of this   i'm getting paid two dollars an hour uh you know  what i hate that hold on hold on hold on you   gotta calm down chill out here you're gonna lose  your job come on now oh my god this is ridiculous   i always knew you were a bad janitor lose my  job i don't care if i lose my job oh uh uh oh um let's go i just got rid of the threat tico meet  me in my office now oh someone's in trouble   i have to talk to you about something okay i have  been with the company for 25 years oh my gosh   you're a bit and i i've never seen anything quite  like what happened just now i get that a lot yeah   you are the bravest bravest fishy that i know i  know um thank you i would like to make you owner   of the company really absolutely wait oh  my gosh it's an honor we saw my owner now   well we have to do a little bit of signing  of paperwork and whatnot but i i would say   yes yes you are the owner of the company right  now yes that's amazing congratulations thank you   sir my first step of being owner of the company  i would like to fire this guy right here   no please please please i have a  family you have been bullying me   ever since i got here and i'm  tired of it okay i can't deny that hey yeah let's go so you

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Length: 11min 4sec (664 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 17 2021