I Finally Beat Five Nights at Freddy's after 9 years

what would you guys like to see I never ask you I never ask you I just go on the qmp and make funny sounds for 3 hours let's see what are people saying FNAF you know I've never beaten the like I've never beaten Five Nights at Freddy's I've never beaten Five Nights at Freddy's guys I'll be honest I don't even know who purple guy is okay you know what let's get into the weeds here a little bit wait when was it last played no I installed it so it says last play today I like I played it like when it came out like on my YouTube channel what in like 2014 so it's been that can't be right am I that old oh okay hang on that was 10 years I have 10 I've had 10 years to beat Five Nights at Freddy's and I still haven't done it the first night at Freddy's was published the the last time I played this game was nine years ago nine years ago that was Jesus Christ I need to wipe my phone that's I look like I'm a little like a little grubber that's me right there probably too young to legally have a YouTube account about to start a new game of Five Nights at Freddy's yeah I'm like a literal child I mean so nine years ago I would have been 16 why did I look like that at 16 what the [ __ ] is that that's [ __ ] crazy that's nuts all right we're going back we're going back we're finishing it we're finishing it I'm I'm doing what I should have done nine years ago oh yeah continue night one that's how far I got that's how far I got Freddy Fazbear's Pizza why do they call it that Freddy Fazbear first night it's pretty scary I hope not a right now you're probably expecting that phone to ring and phone guy to show up while someone falsely copyright claimed the phone guy call so here's a dramatic reenactment from my editor hello hello hello hello H hello hello uh I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in in your first night uh I actually worked in that office before you I'm actually finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so I know things could be a bit overwhelming but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about uh you'll do fine so let's just focus on getting you through your first week okay uh let's see first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read Bonnie Fazbear kind of legal Fazbear welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike where fantasy and fun come to life fazry entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person upon discovering that damage or death has occurred a missing person report will be filed within 90 dayses have been thly clean heard this one y carpets have been replaced blah blah blah now that might sound bad I know but there's really nothing to worry about uh the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night do I blame them no if I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too so remember these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect right okay so just be aware the characters do tend to wander a bit wander a night they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at as long as nothing like 1987 happens here they used to be allowed to walking the day too but then there was The Bite of 87 the what I crashed the game I actually now concerning your safety the only real risk to you the night Watchman here if any okay is the fact that these characters if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a but more of more of a friend more of a Fazbear pal now that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside of Freddy Fazbear suit f um now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with cross beams wires and animatronic devices especially around the facial area so you can imagine how having your head for be pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort and yeah the only Parts yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up but hey First St the a breeze I'll chat with you tomorrow uh check those cameras remember to close the door only if absolutely necessary got to conserve power all right good night good night good night phone guy I just I can't help but notice immediately okay this guy's over here what's that sound hi is this Bonnie I need FNAF lore guys as you see things type all of the FNAF Flor click on Freddy's nose wait a second I get it all now huh map Pat what was that theorists Shield me f I think we're pretty much good I see Fazbear and Faz duck and Faz [Music] bunny oh oh goodness me what Chompers you have well let me check the clock yeah it's not 87 we'll be fine it's already 3:00 a.m. too we're cooking we're doing great yeah back off Bonnie it's only night one oh as long as the year doesn't hit 87 okay guys we're still as soon as it hits 87 a.m. we're really in trouble in 84 out whoa Bonnie so close to the cam what's that are you trying to get closer to the screen so you can see the see the new slime story plushies available at slim story.com that help heal our Wetlands I don't think what the what the Faz my God Freddy Fazbear you also want to see the the new dragonfly and turtle and frost plugies available at slim story.com go to the site they are soft and cute all right I heard I thought I heard footsteps I heard I thought I heard Frederick Faz no M chica where's chica Fazbear okay I don't see them anymore w f frightening is that how I react is he gone he's gone frightening come on that's no way to react stupid Charlie stupid stupid Focus up fast up I am a tier three fast bear on the golden Freddy forums I will not let this get me down oh what the scallop we're chilling we're actually so good we're so good we've never been better we're actually so bad we're going to die this side eye is crazy how we doing does he know how it works I it's Freddy Freddy Fazbear B of 87 animatronic yay wait doesn't that happen in a second yay yay second night all right I'm not hering around anymore oh we were just right into it hello hello is that you FNAF is that you FNAF bear hello hello well if you're hearing this and you made it to day too congrats I I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active in the week progressiv uh it might be a good they're on the 9 to5 they're on the grind interes himself doesn't come off stage very often I've heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though so hey I guess that's one more reason not to run out of to right bro is posted up I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights there are blind spots in your camera views and those blind spots happen to be right outside your door so really find something or someone on your camera do they be sure to check the door light you might only have a few seconds to react not that you would be in any danger of course I'm not implying that also check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time okay the character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time I guess he doesn't like being watched what [ __ ] genuinely I swear to God what Door in real life requires power to be closed that is the door that is the default door position all doors are born closed is that true is a door made wait uh what the FNAF okay Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's Chica and fast bear from Five Nights at Freddy's Foxy from Five Friday we're good okay whenever I see anything that calls to mind any FNAF lore you have to tell me what it is explain all of these posters to me who is that who is that in those pictures who is that someone just typed Wheels who the [ __ ] is Wheels children okay give me all of children lore right now Freddy Fazbear chica Fazbear oh Bonnie you colossal [ __ ] where are you spoilers they died oh yeah right the FNA from 87 I forgot about that forgot about the FNA F so okay we're doing good so far we're doing good uhoh what doth the bird do what activities do the bird beaking in do the metallic hen be creeping up upon my position it is okay all right all right Mar bar UNL bar UNL bar UNL bar UNL bar un Mar bar okay we have one fast bear on the left and one fast bear on the right [Music] bro is bro backed off okay he's all the way over in the Supply Closet he's sweeping he's sweeping the area don't [ __ ] type the misclick of 87 in my chat five fredd I forgot to look at Foxy I looked at Foxy we're good wait how are you wait what how'd you huh God these things sure do get quirky at night what is dumb to D what is dumb to them huh oh chica where have you gone where have you gone chica are you at your auditions for The Five Nights at Freddy's movie adaptation or are you right outside my door I have no idea I oh okay how do you tell if no we're good fate Pate Pate bir where' the bird where the bird the bir where the bird no did she leave the nest what does that mean what the FNAF nope what is it explain the lore explain the lore explain the lore explain please huh huh excuse me phone guy I I [ __ ] got me dude what the actual [ __ ] oh game over you got got FNA you got FNA continue no one clipped that I wasn't really scared I wasn't really scared that wasn't me I wasn't really scared there's no way I could be scared with my new slime story plushies at my side there's no way I could be scared with these soft marketable cute little guys that you can get right now if you type exclamation point merch in the chat and go to slim story.com and put one in your cart and buy it what and there's only a limited amount okay guys every time I die you need to go buy more things from me okay no way no way no way I'm broke I'm broke but think about it think about it you'll be out on the street and you'll have a nice little frog to to rest your head on as the truck splashes dirty water into your box what you oh so you don't like my streams is that it you don't like me sorry I've seen so many clips of of streamers being [ __ ] insane lately I'm trying to channel whatever that is is does it use battery to use the cameras like should I what's the lore on that it does okay I guess I'll just just stare at this [ __ ] poster of Bart Simpson expressing every Emoji to a panda where the [ __ ] is Bonnie FNAF bear is that Bonnie FNAF bear I can't tell I actually can't tell bottom left shows battery usage oh okay got it why did I why did I moan why did did I moan why did I moan what was he doing what was he doing was that the moan of 87 what was it you heard that that wasn't me what was that uh [Music] slime you can press Spa oh sorry I accidentally I misclicked of 87 no [ __ ] way man thank you so much um Alo 3 air and 11 for the 10 Subs yeah I actually don't know why I don't know why my character [ __ ] moaned I don't I I don't know what was happening how do I stop the fan you can't oh you trolled me ban all trolls mods ban all trolls whatever there's no way there's no way there will be no more moaning of 87 he's already out [ __ ] Christ okay uh is that okay okay okay is that my door be real Okay so until he gets past here he can't [ __ ] with me all right what is he saying what is bro saying he's still there we're still FNA we're no longer fing we're snapping oh this is so suspenseful I hate it buddy this is only night two check the other door okay nice try purple guy but that won't work on me okay guys can we get some spring locks in the chat okay guys can we get some I can we get Gregory in the chat what's that huh I think we're all good he's in the Supply Closet chica's over there Freddy's all the way Freddy's not even Freddy's not cooking till hump day Freddy's not on the clock oh Gregory it's 2 a.m. Gregory press space bar to turn off the fan Gregory huh just fazen you just fazen you you can't do that just giving you the old fazle Dazzle just fazing you click Freddy Fazbear's nose Gregory for a cool neat surprise come on Gregory you know you want to okay he's there he's there he's gone is that [Music] okay people are saying no people are saying no F oh I'm actually I'm actually going to [ __ ] Freddy fast [ __ ] right now what are you doing Gregory please Gregory please where's bro where's bro there's bro now it's 4: a.m. what are the chances what are the chances that we can Coast I'm using too much go give me a heart give me a heart give me a heart we might make it we might make it come on how close are we how close are we how close are we can we still hit 6 a.m. the [ __ ] was that goldon Freddy oh my God what does this mean what does it mean what does it mean what's the Theory that's just regular for I hit escape and the entire game closed oh my God why is this like unironically really hard for me golden fry CRA all right here we go chat please give me you're terrible at this well I'm sorry I've never spent five nights in at Freddy's before sorry I only made it one night in N9 years don't [ __ ] Faz with me don't Faz me up hello hello well if you're hearing this and you made it to day to congrats I love five night and Freddy's I love night and uh it might be a good idea to peek those while I B okay pirate foxy glitch glitch trap glitch trap spring trap oil oil oil trap damage fire fire of 87 87 spring there are blind spots in your camera view piz remade remade P wires Bon boy Freddy Fazbear mask nightmare foxy nightmare Freddy nightmare Fazbear night check CS check CS check power Co check power Co foxy foxy press the nose press the nose cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake Easter egg Easter Egg E egg the I guess he check cameras don't use power don't use power see cameras Faz Fred Faz foxy foxy to you soon phone guy purple guy William Aton Abraham Aton Michelle Aton jabidah Aton her purple guy Pink Guy blue guy sp7 fire 87 Pizza of 87 five night Freddy's night one night one no aggression night two night two Bonnie Chica foxy foxy watch power Cove cam 1 C cam 1 a Freddy Fazbear cam 1 B cam C cam 2 a Michael and Bonnie spring chop purple guy thanks for the five give to five Michel after him F at Freddy's Five fredd it's you Easter egg Easter egg Easter egg Easter cupcake cupcake cupcake cupcake from the movie cupcake in the movie Easter egg five nights in fr's Game Theory mapat golden Freddy Golden Freddy spotted golden Freddy Clips compilation jump scare compilation jump scare warning be careful watching this VOD be careful watching this VOD jump scares at 304 jump scares at 304 1648 2312 and 367 jump scares Freddy Fazbear at 12 24 326 5 543 golden F golden Freddy 1201 jump scare warning Five Nights at Freddy's Five Nights at Freddy's Five Nights at Freddy's light the light of 87 the light of 87 the light of 87 the light of 87 the light of 87 Freddy gone fazar Fazbear lost fazar lost fazar found fazar found fazar located fazar fine foxy check foxy good thanks for the sub turn up the bites turn up the lights turn up the Aton door I feel like I was just possessed by something okay five okay five nights okay 3:00 a.m. 5 a.m. 5 nights 5 nights 3 nights where's Bonnie Bonnie okay Friday Friday night fazar thank you so much for the resub okay we're fazing turn up the heat let's go faster nice try purple guy the light of 87 the light of 87 light of 87 less cam is good so what I should just be happy all right I'm uncomfortable I'm uncomfortable [Laughter] don't the side ey is so [ __ ] funny dude it's so funny the L 87 4:00 a.m. night2 press space part to turn off fan Alta four purple guy phone guy m game theory do I really do I like need this money like how much is this possibly making me how much is this job possibly offering me every time I hit a light it sounds like a little jump scare minimum wage bro I will literally I will what wo I will pump gas I will soft serve I do not need this I will work at Olive Garden he didn't get in did he oh okay so you can tell when he's gone all right what the fast we're almost there we're almost there we're almost there gave me the old fazle Dazzle we're good 5 A.M purple guy F guy find Freddy's I don't see anyone there I don't see anyone there is he there where where where is he where's Bonnie he's where Bonnie where is he where did he go 1987 back where'd he go yeah [Applause] [Music] YY this is the farthest I've ever made it in Five Nights at Freddy's hello hello who is it chica that you chica hello hello hello you're doing great most people don't last this long I mean you know they usually move on to other things by now yeah well you haven't heard my Mo of 87 yet that's not what I me anyway I better not take up too much of your time uh things start getting real tonight uh Hey listen I I had an idea if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit uh try playing dead you know go limp then there's a chance that maybe they'll think that you're an empty costume instead oh God then again if they think you're an empty step a metal skeleton into I wonder how that would work yeah never mind scratch that it's best just not to get caught um okay I I'll leave you to it see you on the flip side what is Five Nights at Freddy's even about what is it even about murder child I see not a single child here ghosts F his fredd do you really not know yeah dude I'm [ __ ] sorry I didn't take FNAF as an elective I apologize I apologize I did not take the five night course offered in college I did not take oh I did not take Fazbear philosophy why do I hear pots and pans and [ __ ] why do I hear pots and pans I and I and he calls himself a fan that's right that's right I'm a fan bear I'm a fan bear she in the kitchen what is she making what is she making do not let her cook do not let her cook the camera is disabled do not let her cook you do not know what she will make okay she's going to [ __ ] kill me let me check the other side real quick we're good we're just cheeking out we're just cheeking out chica I don't know if I want what you're selling necessarily I don't don't know if I want your Kentucky Fried Chicken can you please go to cam 6 yep Ready in cam 6 going to Camp 6 ready to Camp 4 B going to Camp 4 B you know what I want to see I want to see like a production team play Five Nights at Freddies like it's a live show such a weird Niche thing to say but like on cams just someone like over his shoulder like ready cam 6 Q cam 6 Q Freddy Q door Clos door open door nice that's 3:00 a.m. cute purple guy and mute phone guy open another tab play mapat Theory 5 mapat Theory 5 playing nice how did that happen genuinely how did that happen genuinely how did that happen the check of 87 a okay are we good how do we know if we're good okay listen I cook okay there's a reason only audio is enabled in the kitchen where's Dum d where the [ __ ] is Freddy Fazbear where the [ __ ] is Freddy Fazbear where in the dumb dumb diddly [ __ ] is my fast there is that in Laina okay Lis cuina l fazar coina fazar CH coina oh my God my streamer is bipedal wrong [ __ ] mpal dude I'm [ __ ] mpal cuz all my bits got legs I hear feet why do I hear those [ __ ] Fazbear flippers why do I hear those Fazbear flippers flopping out the hall you fnafy f bear fnafy Fazbear fnafy Fazbear I tap down i t down i t down i t down no Freddy please Freddie I feel good I feel good about the pizzas we're making in the pizz areia tonight [Applause] yay the third night of Freddy has been complete it's time for the fourth night of Freddy all right I've got to go use the bathroom real quick and fill up my water so I'll be back in a second but guys well I'm gone go to slim.com and get whatever your favorite plushy is before you get FNAF scared before Freddy comes up don't get scared chat don't be scared while I'm gone I'm just going to fill up my water hopefully nothing bad happens hopefully nothing bad happens while I'm gone hopefully nothing bad happens um I'm kind of glad that I recorded my messages for you when I did hey do me a favor maybe sometime you could check inside those suits in the back room I'm going to try to hold out until someone checks maybe it won't be so bad yeah I always wondered what was in all those empty heads back there you know oh no [Music] F Chica and body to a million jump scares won't keep me shutting that door on you Michael Aon at the end of the night I'll give you fast bear fright yeah Freddy Freddy Freddy Freddy Fazbear Freddie all right all right all right let's boot it back up let's boot it back up why is everyone saying scatter hang on one sec I got to make sure everything is all good with this recording make sure everything is all good all right I'm ready for phone guy to pop in one sec just setting some stuff up just setting some stuff up don't worry about me don't worry about me FNAF yourself before you FNAF others oh one sec I'm getting a call from it's where it just says phone guy on uh that's odd hello hello that's Fone guy that's are you going to drop your new hit single hello hello phone phone got it's it's hey what are you doing here don't touch that it's I accidentally hit my soundboard phone guy it's it's the fourth night Fone guy but I'm starting to get confused I don't I don't understand what's going on oh wait one sec my oh [ __ ] phone got they can't hear you they can't hear me okay start start everything do it it do it all again H hello hello hello genuine hello Fone guy from Five Nights at Freddy's oh it's me Fone guy from Five Nights at Freddy's oh my God I recognize you from from the phone yeah no it's it's oh you can recognize I love the phone I love it's the phone guy otherwise known as maybe someone else or know I don't know maybe a purple guy but maybe not that purple guy cuz that I don't know there's many guys at least two of them I know that I that was the same thing as same way I reacted I need you I need you to see I need you to save that clip because your stream froze I need you to see that I need you to see that what do you mean what do you bean My Stream fuing what do you me my stream Z it don't CL it CL it oh my God [ __ ] are you talking about what are you saying okay okay okay okay hang on hang on why is that happen why did that [ __ ] happen to me oh that's incredible [ __ ] multiple purple men dude you you're so compressed it's like it's unbelievable this is like this is phone guy coming through like three phones hold on is this is this better this is like this is like a tiny phone guy in a cave wait is this is this better oh [ __ ] wait hello helloo hello is this F guys this gu son is this F baby y me you need to get out of here by Micha they're going to put you in a little tiny puppet suit because you're so small no I don't want to be oh I don't want oh no I don't want nice try did someone in chat say [ __ ] Afton in the Chipmunks that's insane okay I mean to be fair that is that is kind of what happened can you can you hear me now is it is it is it yeah no that's that that's perfect now wonderful Rambo I'll be honest with you I feel like I'd be able to perform a lot better if I knew what was going on here if I understood if I understood why you know why what's Bonnie what's chica what's Freddy Fazbear of course of course yeah I can I can definitely help you out with that hold on let me just there we go oh Jesus that's a lot of words all right so what do you what do you need to know what's what's confusing to you about of this so who's phone guy F guy I hold on give me a second okay check checking the database oh a lot of yahi here in the images tab that's crazy what is is what is yahi is that like is that like ych oh yahi no no no yahi no yahi is not combination of of ofi no it's not it's not that actually is right it's um yeah it's just it's usually just span of two guys kissing that's usually what it is is wait is phone guy is phone guy kissing phone guy probably I mean look at I want you to take a look at this hold on let me so okay so send me phone guy yeah here I got I got you let me so there's some hold on let me send you some more what the [ __ ] phone guy yahi all right [Applause] um here's some here's some more this one's biome here I'll even I'll put the I'll put the art credit underneath as well what the f hold on there you go I think I think the proper way to enjoy it is through um yeah there's I can't dude I can't show this live this is I don't think you can show that live do you have a problem with men kissing foxy I think so I think that guy foxy foxy so basically so each of the each of the um each of the ronics have like little bodies put in them and each of those have little Spirits called like Remnant Remnant is like spirit in this and then that's what controls the animatronics and Foxy is a renowned homophobe actually okay so foxy has the homophobe REM Remnant foxy foxy has the homophobe Remnant um which makes it things really tense cuz chica has the strong Ally that might be trying to hide something Remnant and um that just makes it that just makes it messy sometimes what Remnant does the cupcake have uh Little Chihuahua Little Chihuahua Remnant it just it just bites [ __ ] uh genuinely in the movie yeah apparently cupcake has the spirit of a dog like genuinely like that's a thing that was maybe confirmed by one of the people that worked on the film okay so how do I turn into yeah how do I turn into Freddy Fazbear then like how do I get my spirit in a well I mean you kind of did you know when you die you see those like two little eyeballs that are outside of the uh Freddy suit that's what they're trying to do to you they're trying to get you and stuff you in a suit so really all you have to do is die so you've been you've been doing a great job of becoming Freddy Fazbear really wait so if you die you become Freddy Fazbear yeah if you're not seeing the eyeballs that poke out of the suit when you die on the dying screen no I thought that was just Freddy Fazbear no no no well that is Freddy Faz bear but then there's your eyeballs it's your eyeballs in there what yeah you don't you haven't seen your eye when you next time you die take a look at the going to die I'm not going to die again uh hello I don't I don't know hello hello hello all right let's see ofad I'm still scrolling through I'm still scrolling through phone guyi sorry honestly you could start reading and I wouldn't know my my knowledge of the FNAF lore is so little that if you were reading a phone guy fanfic I probably wouldn't realize until a few paragraphs in I got you no I can I can explain it to you so basically there was this guy um a few years back Henry Emily I think is his name he was he was he was making the animatronics and everything and William Aton who had some of his own animatronics was like hey man I hate you but like you know you make good stuff so let's work together and get all that jazz um and then they they started to work together and everything and then William goes ahead all right develops a a extreme want to just murder kids you know he he gets hit with a baseball in the head some one day and then wait no gets hit in the head with and then like the kid the kid killing lobe activates and then yeah yeah then it activated his um his his his glands and they just pumped the the kid killing juices into them y everyone's got him everyone's got him I understand some so then uh he decided to go ahead and murder uh Henry's Henry's kid too and he just kind of went all right there we go uh murdered that kid uh hold on I got to I got to go back to my yeah okay so then wow okay this is a oh wonderful it's it's it's I got I have a thing called ultimate FNAF timeline parenthesis outdated um so oh [ __ ] yeah yeah it needs to be peer- reviewed it needs to be peer reviewed yeah it's it's fine you know the the the it's a little it's a little backwards it's okay I I got my knowledge um yeah William basically killed Henry but then the puppet was like Hey I'm going to crawl to you in this little sewer thing so then uh Charlie oh Charlie yeah that's the first that's the first kid that got murdered um Charlie then possessed the puppet and everything then kind of became the uh the protagonist against Williams antagonist and then um wait what wait where's so what's the puppet what are you talking about the puppet the puppet the puppet the the FNAF puppet you know the FNAF puppet Faz that's not in this game do you want me to just explain this game cuz that'll make things a whole lot easier cuz keep going keep paragraph okay all right so the puppet all right so yeah so the FNAF puppet from FNAF is it like a puppet like like a hand puppet no it's like a marionette more so you know like the ones that are controlled by strings um but yeah so then he kind of he kind of went in and then you know murdered that kid Puppet got possessed Remnant and all that jazz and then um his he he um his his kid got chomped on bite of 83 not 87 wait there was another bite there was another bite I don't should I be explain I feel like I'm spoiling a lot of very cool aspects of the later game I don't feel like I I is this even information that like is going to happen it's discernable no AB it's like it's like if you put the newspaper clippings from like the three secret nights together on one of the on one of the Easter eggs in number three you have to enter in 1987 into grids on the wall acting like it's a phone and that's how you get like half of the lore it's actually incredible how does that yeah that doesn't even happen yeah so yeah so then basically he goes so William goes ahead and just continues to like develop his projects and everything uh his his kid um you know otherwise known as The Crying child uh Michael afon his son okay uh puts him in like the mouth wait so why do they call him the crying child is he just like a is he just like a [ __ ] like or what yeah he just keeps on crying cuz his brother Michael Aton bullies him a lot and then he just kind of goes ahead and just yeah it's it's really it's quite sad actually that sucks they should go to Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria that'll make them feel better probably but that's that was the problem actually it happened at Freddy fazbears one of the pizza place Pizzeria whatever you call it uh is where they got chomped so yeah [ __ ] yeah it's it's it's not it's not very good but um basically that kind of decommissioned the spring locks for a bit now spring locks are little mechanisms that basically lock into so when you have a FNAF suit right you have the hour and I and dude and dude I've got a lot of them I I know I know I've seen I've seen your collection but there's the outer suit and then there's the inner suit this is outdated FNAF kill yourself no I'm sorry sorry so I mean hello hello hello it's me phone guy uh anyway don't do I'm sorry that was mean I'm not it was a joke it was a bit no I'm going to I'm going to Spring lock myself back to child child murder MH um anyway so so when you have a FNAF suit right you wait look at the eyeballs oh you missed the eyeballs [ __ ] I got all right next time next time next time but but when you have the FNAF suit right you have the outer right which is what you see and then there's an endoskeleton side of each one and that's the thing that like moves around and all that with some of them it has it has the ability to like be wearable by a person and also have an endoskeleton inside of it and the way that the outside attaches to the inside when there's an endoskeleton is through spring locks which are like little mechanisms that just kind of like attach onto it so that way it stays um you have to like hand crank them inside the suit and everything spring locks are important but it's like you know it basically allows it to switch from wearable thing to you know not wearable thing otherwise known as animatronic right uh basically William goes he he kills like five more kids at this point um in which then the puppet kind of goes ahead and just like gives them the spirit to be in control of the suits and all that what um yeah so yeah the puppet the puppet kind of gives them the the gives them the ability to control the suits yes and then those and then the spirits and then William's pissed by this then he disassembles the animatronics but then all the kids Spirits kind of go up and they Corner him and then some water gets on his suit spring locks you know kind of activate on water sometimes and then he gets like sort of spring locked he kind of gets like just like the the ghosts get him a little wet and then he dies well no the ghosts lead him into the wet room and then that's the one mistake when not wet room you into the wet room thing you can't do is go into the wet room and he he did it he went into the wet room so the ghost make William Aton go into the wet room and then he dies and he get spring locked and then is that he go spring L is that the end of FNAF Charlie I'm on line one and there are six there are six lines do you this entire timeline what do you mean there's six lines there's six right well he's dead he's dead this is not it this is not it no he's dead it's over he's not he's not dead actually he sort of fuses with the suit magically through the remnant what do you mean magically becomes springtrap I I I mean magically I mean through the FNAF movie Magic but yeah know he he came back dude somehow okay okay so all this stuff happens and then somehow magically he comes back all right got it got it got it yeah yeah it's CU of Remnant you don't understand it's CU of Remnant all right it's CU of it's of Remnant what does that even mean what does that even mean that means nothing like Spirits you know like you know like when you just feel like you've just got a little soul inside of you that's what it is yeah yeah but like I that's what it is I don't feel like I could turn into a fast you know whatever okay okay I'm following you I'm I feel like you could I feel like I feel like if I were to like spring Lo walk you that you would be able to come back you'd be good don't [ __ ] spring lock me dude why not cuz what if I don't have a Remnant what if I don't come back you no you've definitely got a Remnant you've no trust me you've got REM all right there's some people in this space they definitely don't have a Remnant but you you've got you've got Remnant oh thank you man okay okay so so you can spring lock me you can spring lock me it's chill yeah all right so then you get spring locked okay got it you're in this now okay um but yeah so he and then I'm going to I'm going to take it back now y'all a little bit cuz we actually go back in the timeline now do uh yeah so basically Michael Aton after killing brother is kind of like is kind of like oh man I'm really sad about that and then he decides to sort of like undo his father's Mistakes by like you know just kind of like going to the different places trying to like you know help the children and all that that are trapped in the suits um because he how do you help they ghosts you you free them you free their Spirits true ending you you play the game right all right you survive all Five Nights at Freddy's and oh you said you said it you said it you said it okay I got it and then you then you free the spirits of the children I think for some of them I don't know but sometimes they're just still in there sometimes they just kind of won budge um but yeah because Michael Michael's kind of pissed at his father because um his father his father William Aton used to experiment on him and his brother with nightmare gas which makes them see the animatronics see nightmare versions of the animatronics instead so there's just like puppets and he like basically he basically made his home like a laboratory and PED in gas put mannequins in there so he's so he's also the Scarecrow from Batman is yeah then that's canical that's exact that was an explained thing that was anain thing I think I'm going to get Nightmare Gast in a second I'm going to get Nightmare G it's it's it's fun it's a good it's a good time um but yeah so then he kind of just goes from place to place like trying to like you know figure it out free these kid spirits and everything and then he finds um baby's baby circus place thing um with baby animatronic and the Funtime animatronics um which what do you mean he finds it oh I see the eye he knows he knows oh yeah it's pretty it's pretty sick um but no I mean like he doesn't find it but like more so he goes there to like again like try to like figure out what's going on undo his father Mist father's mistakes because he feels guilt and all that jazz you know yeah of course you know parental classic parental trauma accepting the parental trauma is the fact that you know your father is like responsible for like all of your family's deaths because because William designed like a a small child scooping robot and then was surprised when his child wait wait wait wait wait wait slow down so the guy where did I lose you there okay well to be honest I started to fall off a little bit at nightmare gas but at I just couldn't help but notice a combination of words that we sort of Breeze to right past yeah I know what's what's going on child scooping robot yeah so you know how so William all right he's an entrepreneur he's a designer the worst thing about murdering kids and stuffing them into animatronics is the manual labor that you have to do in between dead kid and stuffed animatronic he decided get rid of The Middle man have the kids get pulled into the animatronics themselves via and made a via VIA big claw in his stomach via VIA big stomach claw and um and he was surprised when it accidentally got his own kid re that's but re that's stupid yeah I mean this guy he's smart but like I don't no he's he's he's a little he's he's got some stuff going on he's got some he's got some demons just wait until I get to the AI section of this you're going go wild dude all right wait so wait so what how did did the night did the nightmare gas ever turn into anything or was that just a thing that happened oh it's a thing that happened and then it explained FNAF 4 which is like one of the integral pieces in the lore in general explains like Michael Aton and everything and what he does I think I think you're playing as Michael Aton right now I'm like okay well that was a crucial detail I'm like scooping people and [ __ ] yeah you're you're no no you're not scooping people you're trying to you're trying to undo your father's scooping all right wait but Michael Aton is the scooper no Michael a no it's William Aton William Aton is the scooper all right Michael M is the UNS scoper technically technically Enard is the scooper the [ __ ] is all right yeah continue don't let me don't let me slow you down so so when he when he finds you know literally the soul of his sister inside of animatronic he basically like follows her instructions and everything and it turns out she's leading him to a place called The scooping room and I want you to guess what's in the scooping room the scooper the big old scooper baby so then Michael gets scooped and also all the other animatronics the Funtime ones so like Funtime foxy Funtime Freddy the [ __ ] is Funtime foxy dude what are you even saying it's foxy but he's having a good time why is he having a good time if he's getting scooped that's what I'm saying but basically all of them get scooped and then they turn into Enard which is like this like amalgamation of wires and everything and then yeah he's just a wire guy he's just a bunch of wires okay generation loss all right yeah no it's no gen genuinely his design was one of the things that I sent when designing the G moner you were like oh dude I like I've got something for you yeah when you message that when you messag me you're going to get scooped I I was a little worried but oh man I I wish I I wish that you did get scooped that would have been awesome wish I got scooped too man oh [ __ ] [ __ ] shit's heating up shit's heating up I need to know more I need to know more okay so basically Michael Aton didn't get sco in the scooping room and then Ard goes inside of him and controls him as a as a as a suit basically and and then he turns purple and then throws up Ard and then it's just purple guy part two wait you never explained purple guy part one William after is purple guy because he was shrouded in Shadow thus giving off a purple Aura so that's one what do you mean he in Shadow th giving off reason why his name the reason why his color is purple is because of the fact that he is like supposed to be in Shadow but you can't just make him like blend into the background so what do you mean he's just purple guy he was in shadow man he was in what are you saying what are you saying room how is he always just s in a dark room and shot nightmare gas and kids and sco people yeah man nothing you're saying makes any [ __ ] sense man m through the second nothing you're saying makes any [ __ ] sense the second we're not even halfway through we're not even close we're scooping kids we're [ __ ] scooping kids dude there's still more we are scooping kids all right all right hit me with it hit me with it oh but yeah so he then so basically Michael Aon then you know throws up uh ennard and then continues to work to try to you know find I thought Enard scooped Michael after a scoop he did no Michael Aton just survived he just kind of threw up William or no he didn't throw up will he threw up Enard how do you how do you survive getting scooped magic baby that's the FNAF magic CU his skin is now purple he's now just purple wait so he's actually purple he is actually purple okay so like they show him they show him in like the Cinematic where it happens I'm just talking cinematic it's like pixel art that you see after every shift of him just like walking down the street and then he just slowly turns more purple and then throws up just this bundle of wires everything you're saying is [ __ ] crazy it's all true okay it's all based on a true story based on a true story it's based on a true story um by the way none of I don't think anything of what I've said is linear because no one really knows a set linear timeline for when all this happens what do you mean no one oh my God foxy you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no dude night4 is hard kn4 is hard it it it is it's hard um um but yeah there I mean that like basically the timeline's all messy so people have a general idea of when everything happened but like FNAF 2 comes before FNAF 1 and then sister location which is the one with all the fancy ones and the scooping room comes before both of them apparently okay wait so can you and this might be a stupid question so I apologize no no ask ahead ask ahead can you explain scooping um so you know how you've got that Remnant inside of you right what if there was a machine that was ex just basically a big old spoon that just kind of digs it out of your chest so the scooper is a is this is a soul sucking machine yep you you you've hit it you've hit the nail on the head actually it is it is just a soul sucking machine okay so I and I made the and this is my mistake is I thought it physically scooped you into no it does it also does scoop but okay so it Scoops your your physical soul out yeah along with probably some of your organs so okay all right who made this again how'd they do that um I think I think it was William Aton the nightmare gas yeah same guy that did the nightmare gas yeah does he a pizza place you want to harvest the souls for scooping them oh because of like power or something or just like getting rid of the kids probably because he's shrouded in Shadow and he's purple hold on what is Remnant FNAF hold on let's let's see what this is um so Remnant is a key object in the Five Nights at Freddy series it's the term for soul energy which can take the form of a metallic subject sub oh what term for soul energy which the form of a metallic substance which can bind souls to anatom objects and William Aton wanted to explore this technology and bind souls to his animatronics and everything so we needed a way to get the remnant in order to be able to do that right yeah that all makes sense yeah so Remnant so Remnant isn't the soul it's actually like a mediator between the soul and the animatronic and it's also a metal and it's all can't look like metal it can look like metal yeah yeah okay all right got it okay I just got jump scared by chica who is Chica Chica um Chica Chica the Chicken in FNAF yeah and has the she's got a lot of Remnant in her doesn't does everyone does everyone not have the same amount of remnant um well to be fair there was a theory for a bit that golden Freddy was actually two kids souls in one but is he I don't know if that still holds up I have no idea if that's still a uh still a thing she was the first chat saying is that Susie was the first yeah she she was the first child to be like murdered in like the big old murder of whatever year it is probably 87 is true it does hold up still awesome is two kids wonderful so golden Freddy is still two kids got it and what's golden Freddy yep golden Freddy is yes uh um um okay uh yep so his Spirit refuses to be free he's got a he he has a he has an un he has an unknown mysterious sigh and Silent personality why does this going to be the personality who is inside of golden Freddy he is known as Cassidy in the games Michael Brooks's Silver Eyes oh yeah we haven't even gotten to the books yet the books turn this whole thing on his head oh Jesus [ __ ] CHR there's like 20 of them all right no no man no there an Extended like Cinematic Universe oh oh oh yeah and the books the books it is it is it is a hot it is a Hot Topic all right where you can also get fasion it is also a hot topic on what exactly the books are in terms of the Canon of the main series as well so it's like some people think that they're parallels some people think that they are directly Canon I am one who feels like some are parallels and some are directly Canon what is a par what does a parallel mean or is it just means it's it's different names but the same events that happen in the Canon Universe why why would they do that um he hey who knows why different names but the same yeah maybe some of the similar it more so explains how some things work in the universe thing is is that I have not even gotten to the game with springtrap in it and I there is it's good I'm down to explain but it's um I'm just kind of realizing what I've signed up for dud in terms of how much there is I can't even get through night four but I'm getting further and further each time because I'm learning more and more and more and I understand that I have metal inside me and there I need to shoot nightmare gas and scoop myself Yeah so basically Michael tldr Michael goes and tries to find his father and everything and then he ends up working at a fast bear frights attraction okay um which is like this like horror attraction based on the murders um in which they find an actual animatronic which turns out to be springtrap William Aton he's alive and still well a suit he's been bound to his suit so his body is inside of like the yellow rabbit which has now been decayed you could like see his organs and stuff oh my god um but now he is like basically this like you know creature called springtrap now right and um yeah so then so the only way to get rid of this is fire by the way so like the only way to like break the bond between soul and animatronic one of the ways is by burning them um so basically he sets Fazbear fright to blaze after finding out that it's his father and everything and then everything's good everything's chill right okay no no no so why would it be so William William sort of survives realizes that his suit is falling apart how cuz cuz he always comes back baby got it so he proceeds to sort of change himself change himself up and everything and um now so now we're kind of in like a a phase of like you know Michael thinks that he's dead and everything but is still trying to you know get rid of the you know animatronics and the kids and everything um so then he goes to a new location um a sister location sort of no that was that that was the one with um with the uh scoid scoid one that was I almost thought I almost thought I had it for a second I almost thought it started to come together you're good you're good um it will never come together and you will forever just think of like three different times lines in which anything can happen and friendship is Magic all right all right okay okay okay I think I get it I think I get it it's all okay I get it I get it so he went to so they made a faster frights based on real like people dying that were like animals that were souls and then okay and then they found the real Michael Aton found the real William Aton and then he burned it but he didn't burn because he always comes back and then he what did the bad one do will wait is Michael the bad one or is William the bad one Michael's Michael's the Michael's the all right guy okay also by the way I'm going off of a very very like just random knowledge of this so half of it will probably end up being wrong and I apologize no this is my Lord this is my FNAF Canon this is my FNAF Canon so basically so basically he goes to a new place and everything um and then sort of like salvages animatronics and all of that um and it turns out that it was a trap set up by Henry Emily to burn everything and get rid of all of it Henry Emily the guy that worked with um William Aton in the very beginning how was he still alive his kid cuz I mean he was just he was just old he didn't get killed okay em yeah Henry Emily sto yeah he's so he's old and he also knows that like people have been scooped into machines and [ __ ] yeah he's he's been he's been keeping track of the whole thing so he um he he devises a trap and then sort of just goes hey burn [ __ ] and then they all burn well actually he SS it a lot cooler than that the monologue is actually one of the most well-written things in the entire franchise but he basically just I nightm was pretty good okay yeah no nightmare gas was Nightmare grass was awesome nightmare gas was SI but yeah so he he burns him and everything and then Michael um after dying isn't in heaven he's also not in hell he's in some type of purgatory are we following him still here like we're because you know that game ultimate custom KN that's what it is it's his own personal hell and he has to just deal with all of the animatronics just coming at him all the time gross um and that's his that's his personal help so that's that's sort of like the Michael you know thing sort of uh then and there but Fazbear entertainment is still is still going after this wait was that Michael that's in purgatory or is it William that's in purgatory Michael's in purgatory William's there wait William's bad though right William's kind of there William's bad Michael's like he's all right I think I I would say he's good um why is he in purgatory because he because he burned and then just kind of just he was just there he was just kind of there uh in a Purgatory some are saying created by his younger brother who he killed or those he forgot to free right yeah yeah hang on one second wait problem what the [ __ ] is it different gotcha that was golden Freddy H that was it wasen Fredy he's here he's here dude this [ __ ] game I don't even know okay okay okay okay all right okay got it so he's in purgatory he's in purgatory we do a game William oh it was William in purgatory okay I'm going again I'm going off of this goddamn Google image all right that I that I found wait you're I can't remember all this telling me all this from a single image of of phone guy and purple guy I got you um okay it is it's Williams Purgatory made by Golden Freddy okay cool wonderful Gold Freddy make okay okay whatever all right got it it's FNAF it's FNAF it's FNAF it's FNAF it's FNAF but then uh fast entertainment is still going alive and well okay um so to dispel the rumors so this is one of the most insane things that I've ever seen in any Story game okay the in this timeline in the FNAF timeline only three games are canonical to the FNAF Universe would they all be so the games the games exist inside of the world and they are written off as as rumors meant to disbar the name of Freddy Fazbear made by made by a rogue Indie developer which is explained at the beginning of help wanted so this is like literally this is liable against yeah Freddy I think I'm pretty sure I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that some of the games are just canonical to the it's it's crazy it's crazy all again all of this is probably wrong I have no idea what's going on perfect sense to me okay wonderful so fast bear entertainment and who's Fazbear entertainment is that like who is that who's who's running that uh Freddy Fazbear oh God yeah Freddy Fazbear runs Fazbear entertainment now and I thought I thought like I thought William Aton ran fast bear he he did for a bit but then stopped when he died well yeah cuz he died and then people were like oh this shows promise like it's like sco like this kid scooping company has promise well they don't really they they dispar again the way that the rumors were spread was mainly through the games in the universe and then those were disbarred as like rumors made by a guy his wife is running it his wife is running it you know what screw it William aton's wife is running it no one knows it's just a theory never mind it's not it's not that it's just a theor all I needed to hear it's basically confirmed it's basically confirmed now when you really think about it right what do you okay so I've been really thinking about it so in the books okay so now we get to the books and the books kind of flip a lot um so cuz I just want to make it very very clear um yeah most books do I so I hear you typing stuff I hear you typing stuff I don't want you to verify yeah no you got this you got this you know you know hold on I have to search up something that is going to be in my search history now forever um what is it what are you looking up so I feel like I'm losing my mind so I want to read you the summary of this of this part of the book called In the Flesh um Matt Matt his name is Matt Pat is a game developer Matt just Matt no no Pat just Matt Pat Uh is a game no is a game developer working on a VR game called string traps revenge in it you play as a character in a maze trying to avoid VR springtrap Matt used his anger over his failed relationships with his wife and other people who dumped him to create him however when he play tested the game springtrap would always kill him furiously Matt created a hellish reality for springtrap's AI the next day Matt went to check in on springtrap but he was nowhere to be found after checking the game's data log he found out that without a victim to kill springtrap had been constantly cloting himself and killing the old version as a result his programming was corrupted Matt went into the game to come into physical contact with springtrap and felt a sharp went into the game Scooby-Doo style yeah to come into physical contact with springtrap and felt a sharp sting Matt started to more aggressive and hungrier striking out on dates lt's stomach also looked more bloated than it should meanwhile spr trap had been extracted from the game and in the game's code is a program called it's a boy. exe after striking out once more Matt went face his belly cut open his CH out came a tiny realistic spring trap who stroked m cons you're lying and from blood L you're lying you're lying to me I am not kidding that is on the half with that is not real that can't be real it's a real BR no incredible no this is [ __ ] this is no this is FNAF this isn't EG dude what the [ __ ] no I don't believe it I don't don't believe it a tiny real I'm sorry a tiny yeah realistic uh-huh springtrap yep crawled on out yep of his tummy uhhuh from the AI that he went that he went hang on that he went into the computer yep and he felt a sharp sting yep righto all every all all clear with me good so what does that tiny springtrap do does that ever come up again uh no it's just a why would it why would it but no it explains how there is a bit of uh you know there's a bit of a mesh between Ai and you know the real world in this world does it does it explain anything it explains it yeah I mean it explains how like you know you can be physically affected by Rogue AI in this universe what is the AI what is it what is AI you've never said AI before now though and all of a sudden we're going into the computer yep because that's what they do they decide to make VR games okay all right all right okay all of this is all of this is so wrong I I don't I like I I haven't tried to piece the FNAF Lord together in years for a good reason this [ __ ] objectively it's [ __ ] stupid it's so good though but it's so good it's are you are you hearing what you're saying to me that's so good though are you hearing what you're saying you're like yeah in the in the book which may or may not be Canon or maybe it is Canon and maybe they wrote it Freddy Fazbear wrote it as the [ __ ] Pizzeria coverup or maybe it's like a [ __ ] maybe it's a rogue AI that [ __ ] did it is is you went into the computer and you got in the nightmare gas and and the [ __ ] you became Freddy Fazbear and you have spr ch okay y I got it I got I got you got it you got it man all right so um basically then what happens is there's some type of like AI somewhere that gets there there's like an AI program inside of the VR game that either has like been trained or I don't think is I don't think that I think that theory has been disproved but I think it's been like trained on the murders of William Aton and is thus emulated William Aton so William aton's back but not William Aton William Aton AI because he always comes back cuz he comes back um and there's a there's there's a thing in the book right where this guy what book what book not the Bible not the Bible no trust me man there is more bi FNAF than Bible nowadays all right you know that you know that you know that goddamn image where it's like teenagers nowadays and it's like book and iPhone all right this is Bible Bible of all right that's what it is okay um but oh boy but but basically there is this guy who like makes these like animatronics right that have the AI um and he just gets upset one day okay and beats the animatronic um and the animatronic learns that and then like murders a bunch of people so I feel like we're in a different like so we're so we are in like a different we're in a different era of FNAF basically right now we're in sort of like the more technological AI side of it so like what happened to all the kids souls and stuff there I think there there was an ending where they all had gravestones and I chat you guys know this better than I do are they are they chilling or are they are they I think they're chilling right still there [ __ ] they're still there they're around they burned they got free no they were set free we're good they're set free nice okay no they they're chilling okay so so we're done we're done with them we're done with them we're done with the we're done with the consoles for now you never know we've moved on to AI moved on AI except for Cassidy except for Cassidy all but one apparently but the blob oh yeah there's also a giant blob that was made of the amalgamation of everything but no isn't that isn't that ending not Cannon is the blob no the Bob's is the blob Cannon why would the blob be why would it not be Cannon is the blob Cannon cuz I know that that like the ending where they're running away from the blob is not the cannon ending of security breach it is Cannon okay what's the blob The Blob is basically the animatronics like that all melted it when they all got burnt down I think am I wrong I could be wrong how if I know is that what it is the blob it is that okay yeah so there's a big old blob someone says someone says you haven't explained FNAF world oh my God I don't know what FNAF world even is I know that godamn no someone said in one of the funniest theories that I've ever seen I know that there is a theory that's like the map layout looks like a brain and it's meant to like be an AI in and of itself apparently FNAF some people think FNAF world isn't Canon but then what's FNAF World FNAF world is this like cute RPG game that's got made tell you what the you know what this world is FNAF World we're all just living in it we're all just in world I okay so FF is in Cannon awesome who says who decides Scott does he say Scott C then does he say I don't know he just goes and then worlds change I think B bear F Fazbear then yeah he goes he he he he says Fazbear in a certain inflection and then all of a sudden like three animatronics inside of each other that are all like dancing around in a circle he says he says fast all sudden two games and three books become lost media and they're no longer get it yeah um all all of this is so wrong dude I I don't know I don't even know how to beat I don't even know how to hey don't don't hate the messenger all right guys no no you didn't you didn't do this you didn't write this you didn't write this I didn't make this dude we should we should make something that's as as as as that's that's as complex as the FNAF we should make something that's as complex as the FNAF I don't know if complex is even the right word dude I don't even know it's the right word so once's the ton of time there was blle and blung blle worked with blingle and then no I can't I can't this is already this is already making that was already yeah that was already that was already too much timeline that was too much timeline I just have to do like I just have to do like this I just have to go blingle is blingle but we just write him as blingle blingle in the books and also he's purple yeah BL yeah blingle blingle could be yellow though sometimes if it's if the light hits him in the right way when he's in the yellow light he's he's he's yellow when he's in the when he's in the blue light he's orange and then he he also he also Scoops kids also Scoops kids I can't beat night four bro I can't be night four and I've set myself up so that you're just going to keep telling me about FNAF it's hey it's okay all right hold on do does the FNAF guy have transcripts are there any tips you have for beating f um you really only have to check like two or three cameras you just have to check the one at the bottom right to see if Freddy's there and then close the door when he's there and then you only check on foxy just to see what stage is stage he's at and then you just check the lights to see who's in there okay okay got it I was wondering about Freddy specifically okay yeah Freddy Freddy If he if he shows up in that bottom right one then he's going to be there okay who's Freddy Freddy Freddy Fazbear I talk about fazu I don't think I want to talk about Fu well that implies that there's something to say about what did you just the the combination of the letters that is fazu what's fasu so fu is a substance that appears and he told me everything in the puppet Carver pasu slowly a slimy pink substance contained in a vial as a part of the Freddy Fazbear mad scientist kit and it slowly morphs into a humanoid shape with trans there's [Applause] fasu oh I was unaware of the fazu but it's okay so it's a so it's a it's a type of Goo that can replicate people what what why it's who so according to Dr Riddle's instructions the fu is to be poured into a petri dish the user is to remove a tooth and place it into the fasu which makes the tooth believe it's still a part of you then the user places their finger into the dish so that red blood cells are extracted from their body to feed the f Fu and finally the tooth will grow into a full mouth to tell the user something that they will never forget the mouth will then die and the user will dispose of it in a biohazard bag how do you how do you get fazu from the Freddy Fazbear mad scientist kit I love the books I love the books so much he's like this is just starting to sound like [ __ ] Goosebumps choose your own Adventures dude this is it's all falling apart that's exactly what it is it's all falling apart this is this is all right this is like the bottom of the pile Goosebumps books you [ __ ] find like beast from the East dog like yeah oh God so oh my God there's so much why why don't they have the story put the story story here pleas I don't need to know about fazu oh my God is fazu integral to the story always always what is SE Bonnies sea Bonnies what are sea Bonnies no what are sea Bonnies who's Mr hippo wait sea Bonnie wait sea Bonnies are shrimp that were genetically modified by Fazbear entertainment to resemble the character Bonnie using the DNA of C bunnies you're making [ __ ] out this is on a Wikipedia it's on Wikipedia for the lying you're lying so much it is one of my favorite pieces of that's not real you can't you can't so much oh no how did we get there I'm in a [ __ ] room I'm in a room and I'm checking the lights to see if Freddy Fazbear is showing up that's all this is why when the [ __ ] did fast bear pizza Incorporated become like umbrella Industries dog they were always when did that what book did that happen always umbrella all right it was all umbrella from the very beginning what book by the way this all started because of the fact that someone said that Scott coffin's like Christian game looked too creepy so he made a horror game well which is what you're playing right now out of out of like whoever that is you [ __ ] up you [ __ ] up cuz he was on he was on the right path he was on the right path and now we have f is to that and beautiful okay there's okay so there you can write articles about every single like specific thing in character and like topic that exists within FNAF right in the FNAF Wiki um there are 1,794 items and only one but only one of those is fazu yeah and and one two three four five six seven seven of them are about balloon boy who's you know what or variations of balloon boy dude who the [ __ ] is balloon boy it's balloon boy oh let me click on his Wicky page balloon boy often abbreviated to BB as a recurring antagonist in one of the toy animatronics of the five nights at never seen it never seen it abbreviated cuz I've never seen it said 1% uh he um he uh I don't guys why don't they have the sto guys where do I find the FNAF story where do I find it what do you mean well what have you been reading me where do I find the FNAF St I've been reading in this this goddamn like like like little little little Google image that I found when I searched up FNAF time life this has all just been one image dude I didn't even get past like the first like three lines you're lying before skipping you're lying there is so much in this who the [ __ ] who the [ __ ] is balloon boy balloon boy here let me send you an image of balloon boy all right here's balloon boy he's right beneath the FNAF ywi on in our DMS that's not real it's it's more real than you ever wanted it to be man what could you possibly tell me about this character batteries in FNAF 2 he what he what he gives you batteries he no he steals your batteries he steals your um your your Flashlight batteries why he's a little he's a little guy he's a little he's a little brat is there a kid is there a kid soul in him too or is he just is he just F oh I'm so sorry if I just opened a real [ __ ] can Bonnies with that one the balloon boy hoax occurred in oo on October 15 2009 when homemade fum glass balloon was released into the atmosphere above Fort Collins oh that's this isn't the actual balloon boy okay wait no it's just I was like wait a second this sounds like an actual inent it's just a kid that tripped the government the thinking M was the UFO by using a hemade balloon that's this guy that's actually so [ __ ] funny I think I remember remember that happening holy [ __ ] that's hilarious I remember that happening is there a soul in balloon boy oh what is it really so there's a 20 minute video called the history of balloon boy fnaf's Problem Child oh balloon boy is the problem people yeah I don't think people really know the origins of balloon boy that much good Charlie we Charlie do you want to watch the 10hour FNAF video 10 [ __ ] hours I mean I'm sure wait hold on hold on I I I might I might be I might be over overestimating it let's see how long it is entire FNAF lore explained hold on let me hold on let me let me see this all right fall timeline people are saying I've watched it's 8 hours long see oh yeah it's 8 hours and how does my chat know that am I am I the crazy one am I the [ __ ] crazy one here yeah it's it's um a short introduction to Five Nights at Freddy's what the thumbnail says it's not that's that's literally I'm gonna watch this in in its entirety on stream I think like I'm not even kidding I'm going to do that that is going to be my stream I'm going to I'm going to watch all of this 8 hours long and neverna Tu do you think people like do people like FNAF or is it like all a lie like I love FNAF I absolutely love F okay all right let me ask you a followup question because I I firmly believe that you have either been Stockholm syndrome or gaset somehow I I I definitely have as soon as I saw the intro to FNAF movie I cried all right you I'm not even kidding man I I cried when I saw that I saw the ffu I saw the ffu Easter Egg and I knew I knew it was for me and I and I I yeah I saw the FNAF goo Easter Egg and I just answer me this answer me this what is it that you like about FNAF I love the characters I love I do like the story that you can discern I love glamrock Freddy he's cool I love springtrap as a character too I love the puppet as well um I love foxy Foxy's cool cuz he's a fox those guys yeah cuz he's just got a little charm to him he goes y you know what I think those are all good reasons but you know what I didn't hear you saying there thank you you know what I didn't hear you say I I I didn't hear you say that you that you liked that you liked C bunnies or that you liked Michael and William and Emily and all these [ __ ] [ __ ] people you know what it sounds like dude it sounds like you like all the stuff that's in the first [ __ ] game like you like when you like what foxy go are who's Freddy who's GL Rock Freddy he's from security breach we didn't get to him yet he's a part of the pizza plx the what the Freddy Fazbear pizza Plex it's like a big old mall but just with Freddy Fazbear in this game how does this company have so much money they have surprised so many lawsuits they're killing so many people I've got no idea how this company thrives and orth still gets service when every single location has been shut down to some typ of disappear or Mur many people are dying so many [ __ ] people are dying many people are done how does he have an entire Pizza Plex so if I see Freddy on the cam should I just shut that door uh yes I would say so all right you can like wait a bit I mean no I think it's like a do you have to like listen for like a sound queue or something I'm just going to keep it shut I guess yeah I don't I don't know only if he's close oh he's close he's close my God I feel like it's using too much battery yeah someone said ask about ask about Julius Jew who the hell is hold on JW FNAF oh Julius is the main character of the breaking wheel story of The Cliffs the [ __ ] what are the cliffs I don't know who is Julius he's just a guy in one of the story he just he's just a guy yeah he just makes an exoskeleton or something I oh my God I tapped out he is no he is an exoskeleton how can you be an exoskeleton like a like like a like a robot oh he made his own spring lock suit and then got like like a Mech oh I see yeah ask about the time traveling ball pit let's talk about the time traveling ball pit what could there possibly be to to to tell me that that it wouldn't already be immediately apparent the ball pit is an object that first appeared into the pit [ __ ] which has the ability to send someone back exactly 30 years into the past what why does that come up ramboo Marson can see the ball pit in his visions and the ball pit still works within the Visions themselves since the ball pit is the transitioning point between memories there's a time traveling ball pit in Set Me Free I need to look up how to be there's only one way to be set free in the FNAF Universe man grab that lighter and grab that oil you got to combust buddy you got to combust Freddy Fazbear how to beat Freddy Fazbear FNAF okay audio cues listen yeah you do it yeah how do I beat okay you can you can do it how to win night night four FNAF okay let's see it says here I love the FNAF so much night for is to conserve okay you need to use conserve power and you need to check so good check on the show stage to see if Freddy is moving check both door lights to see if Bonnie or chica is at their respective door yeah they are close and close the door yes flip between cameras 4B and 1 C to check on foxy and to check if Freddy is staring into the camera if foxy is not on the show stage then close your left door if Freddy is staring into the camera then close your right door yes keep repeating this until you win keep repeating it until you win well then let's win let's win you can do it so that's that's the whole timeline huh oh boy no no there's where's where where hey hey there's still more be so real with me talking about blle there's no that is made up on no that's what we said earlier we said blle blle is not real no okay blle blle is fake blle is fake we're oh thank God actually that would have been my Breaking Point hon I would have actually lost it dude who's Mr hippo they're making [ __ ] up they're making it up no Mr hippo is a genuine character in the game and he talk he talks kind of like this and then just sort of makes an entire kind of he does monologues I can read one to you if you want that's okay hold on I'm going to reading you a Mr hippo monologue is he a hippo yes oh okay um so he goes it seems you have met a a horrible demise my friend but you know these these things happen in life life goes on not for you obviously you're dead it reminds me of a time I was I was having a conversation with my friend Orville we were uh we were River we were sitting by the river watching the fish leap over the falls and I said oral sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again always trying to get somewhere no I don't know where or only to find myself into the jaws of a beast he of course looked at me surprised you know have you been in the jaws of a beast friend to which I said no of no of course not Orville I said no no no I simply meant that life can seem like a Relentless Endeavor overcome meaningless obstacles only to meet an equally meaningless fate regardless of your efforts regardless of the obstacles you passed and there's like there's like or more paragraphs of just this stop now no problem why does he tell you that what get out of here Mr hippo all I got to go oh sorry I'm back we're good Mr hippo you're a you're a busy guy no no yeah he's he's hey M Mr hippo if you don't mind me asking can you tell me a little more about Freddy about Freddy spaghetti Freddy spaghetti is a character in parks and recre Creation in which he appears in an episode in which he's trying to entertain children in which Leslie nope is trying to you know after after the park budget had been slashed and the government is shut down she wanted to put on I think you're on the wrong Wiki you asked who Freddy spaghetti was this is the only Freddy spaghetti that I know oh is there no Freddy okay okay that's good than Freddy spaghetti actually hold on I'm going to search up spaghetti foress no please God please God you don't have to you don't have to it's okay oh no it's okay we're good it's not real Mr hippo are you happy what what do you think buddy yeah what do you think yeah yeah me too Mr hio it's okay it's okay you'll be out of this soon you'll spent five nights at Five Nights at Freddy's Mr hio it's so much and then you get to move on to night six it's not just five nights though is it you're right there is two bonus nights or at least one bonus night I think bonus I'm not even kidding actually no there is there is technically two there's night six and then there's like 20 20 20 mode so they're there's seven nights there's seven nights at Freddy's 2020 what happened in 2020 was there another bite uh yeah you know what [ __ ] it yeah was [ __ ] there's another one there's another one in 2020 who did that one Mr hippo did you do that one yeah that was me on this big old sandwich okay that's real that's a real bite you're you're you're a monster Mr hippo I know I know [ __ ] freak I know you're a hungry hungry hip you're a hungry hungry hi you're purple someone might call me a purple guy hey look at that don't say his name don't say his name ah no it's fine he can't hear me Mr hippo I'm going to fail your I'm going to fill your next sandwich with nightmare gas actually he's in purgatory which has its own game yeah hey you see you're catching on I'm catching on to your little tricks Mr hippo it's all coming together now Mr hippo exactly you're you're you're you're slowly getting there who are you Mr hippo why do you matter why do you matter I'm a knockoff animatronic I think genuinely I don't I don't know might be a knockoff might be a different franchise there's more animatronics more franchises yeah yeah how many how at least like two more no no no yeah there's there's the there's the mediocre Melodies uh there's there's there's an anim ronic that's just a crate a crate yep hold on crate animatronic box yep his name is number one crate and he's a part of trash in the gang which includes which includes which includes bucket Bob who is a bucket with with wooden broomsticks Mr can do who is a Sil color trash can Mr hugs which is a vacuum cleaner with two back STI arms the great and pan stand which is a bundle of wooden broomsticks and an iron skillet with a face drawn on it and those are canonical characters to the FNAF universe that's and each of them have like five kids Souls that's that's made the most appliances that's made the most sense out of everything you've said so far I'm not I'm not wrong made the most sense you're welcome finally now we're getting somewhere okay so I have this CR I have to keep the door closed for Freddy Fazbear Mr hippo but what if I run out of power yeah if you want out of power then you'll just you know you'll well you'll be dead oh Foxy's out Foxy's out great work I'm going to run out of power it's okay it's okay just open open up that door and pray at this point 1% power how do I just open up the door and pray how do I turn off the fan Mr hippo you can't you have to remain cool in these situations until you get stuffed into the suit I love you Mr hippo I love you too Charlie you'll get there one day but for now well that day is not today this is not the right voice but it's okay this is so many more than five nights at Freddy's yeah you've spent at least 20 Jesus Christ This is a whole month this is yeah you've got got like you got like 365 days in Freddy's did you know that there's a FNAF in real time game that's coming out that I think you play it for like six hours a night hey Mr hippo yeah what's up I'm good you sure it seems very fun I'm good it seems pretty hey it seems like a wellmade game Mr yeah what's up what's going on it's me Mr hippo I'm losing it man I'm slipping it's okay you'll get back up it's like my friend orille always said once you slip that's just you getting back up opportunity no he didn't say that it's not real it's no one you're right he didn't say that Orville is my sock puppet that I speak to when I'm out at lunch no I don't know I don't know if what you're saying right now is you making that up or if that's really what you're reading off the wiki because that's that like that makes sense that makes sense that makes sense Mr that makes sense uh yep there is a sock puppet in FNAF he's the second boss from Freddy and Space 2 what do you mean boss second the second Stellar Pit Boss from Freddy and Space 2 why does he go there cuz he wants to Freddy's in goddamn space and damn holy [ __ ] wait no I just looked at the in space design hold on take a look at take a look at take a look at that's hunk take a look at take a look at this this guy bear damn oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's in space I let him stuff me in his suit Le Mr Mr hippo you're gonna get decommissioned if you say [ __ ] like that ah you're right you're right commission it's my bad get taken off taking off the public market Mr hio yeah I'm going to be unplugged yeah they're they're going to let me they're going to let my battery Trin out and then I'm not going to die this is this is this is the competitor to Hungry Hungry Hippo thirsty thirsty hippo which didn't do as well yeah they tried they tried to put me on a sitcom in the 80s and all I did was just make everyone uncomfortable wasn't it was it wasn't a good experience oh Jesus I've never I've never I've never heard a stu a studio audience you know just go ooh before but my god did they go ooh yeah they had to add new Q cards because of you Mr EO no how is Foxy already coming for me they love my suggestions the writer room but the general public they were not ready for it yet maybe one day maybe one day we'll get a reboot but until then I'll just stay riding is it you doing the books is it you no no why would you say that no no no no no that that no no the the baby the baby springtrap was not my idea okay it was definitely not my idea how you know about that no there's no there's nothing there's nothing there's nothing baby no no there's I don't I know nothing iing what are you crumpling up nothing I'm not crumpling up anything do any of those any of those words there happened to say he felt the sharp pain no no he felt a soothing touch he felt a so sorry that's that that might be a different that might be a different copy give me a hold on that might be a par Cannon yeah it's it's a it's a parallel reverse reverse XM Cannon I'm actually like losing it like I'm like actually like my my mental state is is going down the myal state is Nebraska thank you Mr hio no problem it's a great mental state yeah no it's wonderful it's nothing be there in the spring great mental state oh oh God ah what a world we live in what do you think Freddy Fazbear will ever have a state I he already does no no it's that it's that it's that part of Oklahoma that's just really he owns it now actually oh yeah the Faz they haven't made it they hav strip exactly it's just one really long road one really long winding road with like 40 million Freddy Fazbear location on every single corner so many and they're all buildings that just have two lights and two doors yep pretty much I can't I can't do it anymore I can't are you supposed to it's impossible it's impossible to beat Five Minutes at Freddy's it's not possible know it's it's possible all right it has been it has been done hey marip says that he's the king of it you know you can't be king of something that you can't defeat cuz he'd be dead where is he right now where is he is he in the lore is he is he in the lore mar mar not yet marip is not in the lore yet he will maybe is he in the lore he is he is in the lore what is he's Canon Canon the lore where where is he canon in the lore what do you mean markip Canon he's in FNAF ar oh that's right he's in FNAF AR he is genuinely can to the FNAF L I forgot about that one I forgot about that one yeah he genuinely is in FNAF AR yeah he's the he's the spokesperson for it okay yeah he is he is he is Markiplier canon in the Markiplier FNAF Universe you're just saying words I I think the sentence he's Markiplier Canon is the best thing that I've ever said in my entire life I Markiplier Canon I would to be Markiplier Cannon dude we're all [ __ ] we're all [ __ ] if the Markiplier Cannon comes out the markup liers setac universe is actually extremely impressive no no that's the MCU no no no it all goes back no but is is good it isn't on goddamn Disney Plus for half of it well okay wait I dude I think I'm going to beat night four yeah oh don't get of your head of yourself you're at 2: a.m. no I'm at I'm at wait I thought I was at 4:00 and I blinked and I was at 3:00 what happened I swear I was at 4:00 a.m. you you were not at 4: I think you saw the night four and just imately that that was the I was at 4:00 a.m. I saw it I saw it you you were not at 4:00 a.m. I think saw the stop stop get off my [ __ ] dick golden Freddy please don't show up foxy oh my Lord Mr hippo things aren't looking good in here Mr hippo it's looking so bad it's looking so so bad I'm following the exact strategy I'm following the strategy that they told me it's not working at all it's okay it's okay you can never trust the FNAF heads all right they've got they've got FNAF in their heads they've got too much FNAF in their heads and it frankly it makes them wild Mak go absolutely I'm fail czy I'm going to fail what's the Silver Eyes trilogy the silverized trilogy is the first three books that Scott wrote um which follow the story sorry of what of of of people who then they go to like a mall and then they like stuff with the animatron it's a it's a lot there's a lot in there I don't there is there there's a book it's three books there's three books of them it's I've got them right here here actually I've got the third one right here the fourth closet is this the third one why you have yeah I know I've got I've got it right here I've actually got the graphic novel of it oh and look right over here I actually also have I think the second book yes I do it's right over here it's the Twisted ones I've got that one too got them both right here and then the the first one the Silver Eyes is on my iPhone that's on your phone I genu I genuinely have both of them right here see look I'll read clay B clay it's Charlie you saw the backyard see that's a genuine page from the book there it is wow Charlie again Jesus Christ your name shows up a lotf I'm Markiplier are you FNAF Markiplier K congratulations on becoming Markiplier can by the way that is a very very impressive thing it's a big achievement it's a big achievement yes I I I very much I I commend you for it really this is like if F guy didn't leave and kept talking for six hours I'm like actually like starting to hallucinate man oh I'm just like watching my I'm watching the power just slowly drain I'm not looking at anything and I just feel like a smile creeping across my face cuz I know that every 1% of the power left is like 1% more chance that I'll make it to 6: a.m. but all I have to look forward to all I have to look forward to is night [ __ ] five and after I beat night five I know I'm not going to be able to go to sleep until I at least know the basics of what the [ __ ] the FNAF lore is I know I'm going to stay up watching Game Theory videos and I know I'm going to hate it I'm going to hate it it's not going to make hey hey if you ever if you want to if you want to stop by while I watch all of the FNAF for 8 hours I will I absolutely will we can we can go at it I think there's some I think there's some little pieces I need a little clarifying on what are the pieces give me let me let me I've got the wonderful worldwide web all right it's like spiders which actually don't exist in I'm looking at a spider there's a CO who made the cobweb oh NOP there are there are spiders yep demonic spiders I NI at Freddy's what demonic spiders I don't know are there are there is there a FNAF spider is there a spider wa wait DJ music man oh music man's kind of a spider yeah well no he's just more of a bug more of a general bug is he a spider oh no he's a he's a no yeah DJ music man's kind of sick [ __ ] is whatever the great spider of 87 that's right William saw a spider one day and went ew and then that was that and it went down in history only happened once in ' 87 who's music man that don't Music Man music man is music man he's music man he makes the music he's got piano teeth and he's got big old he's got a big old heart he likes music yeah cool he likes he likes music he's talk about exotic Butters it's it's just a it's a gag where when you finish the game you get a basket of Butters it's called exotic butter [ __ ] you chica you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God I spilled water everywhere because of this oh no because of fire careful don't put your teeth in it don't put your teeth in it could be Fu you could be drinking Fu why is it it's making a mouth back in me is that normal uh no that's Fu you've got Fu there buddy should okay wait hang on I think it's trying to beckon me closer to whisper something to me one sec oh wait no no he doesn't oh God don't don't listen to the mouth don't listen to the mouth Charlie don't listen to the mouth oh it uh it said it said something to me what did it say what did it say you look here look you look you look so distraught it said it's all Canon oh yeah it usually does that all of it I'm sorry all yeah yeah no no parallel timelines no alternate it just said it's all it's all it's all Cannon it's okay okay let it out we all go through this this just means you're one step closer to being FNAF okay okay just let it out let it out oh he's got that hey he's got the he's got the FNAF Giggles look at that soon they'll begin deepening in pitch and they'll start sounding like saying yeah that's stage step that's stage three that's stage three let it out there it is there we go do you think do you think tonight's theight I think tonight's hey tonight's theight the first night of rest of like it's always like Pitbull said all right life is not a waste of time and time is not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time get wasted and have the time of our lives you know what sometimes I think it's all like Usher said what what did Usher Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I remember you remember when we tried to karaoke that song and the actual lyrics came up and we stopped it we thought it would be funny and then we saw it was 4 minutes long and then it had actual lyrics that weren't yeah it was a p of a single word wait did did it have lyrics that weren't yeah yeah that's why we stopped it is because like actual lyrics started and then we were just like oh this sucks yeah but like no one I it wasn't yeah I actually forgot that like I feel like my memory of the song is just that's that's how you really need to remember I thought it was just going to be a PNG of a single word for oh God it's not it's not F Freddy's F fredd Bonnie Chica f is Freddy's frd che check check one cam ac1 cam 4 B cam 1 C cam 2 a yes don't need to see cam 2 a just use light light don't see it yes light sit Corner wonderful yes sit still look 1 two yes look yes check c b 4 1 C bam yes click on Freddy's snows click on Freddy's snows give him a little Boop Bo wonderful Fant 2 3 4 5 6 oh that's seven eight oh that's okay 10 check cans 4 b 1 C check lights on lights I think I'm lights one 2 three four 5 6 7 8 N9 10 check lights fazu fazu check okay we're all good check check the fu f for two okay thought I heard something three four 5 6 7 love that guy what did he e oh no Tad hey all right and we're all good everything's a okay buddy mississipp to mississipp three Mississippi four Mississippi five Mississippi what was that what was that what was that what was that what was that 6 Mississippi Mississippi 8 Mississippi Mississippi 2: a.m. if we don't have 50% power when 3:00 a.m. roll are we're going to lose we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good what two three four five 6 seven got it uh-huh how many yeah oh light light of 87 light of 87 light of 87 cam of 87 okay wonder what was that what was that did I hear something nope nope it's just my own little brain play tricks on me you you it's just my own little oh nice try [Music] Bonnie nice try but I know what sort of genetic experiments they're doing with you under the ocean exactly see as soon as you know that they've been turned into a crustation they're a lot easier to fight Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear it's okay you got this man no nuh-uh uh-uh nuh-uh uh-uh nuh-uh yeah yeah nuh-uh n n yeah n n y n 4 a.m. 35% power and it just keeps draining down let me tell you it's not going to stop draining down and Foxy's out Foxy's out and we're down to 26% power oh how quickly they fall fall back down to earth when hide a sword Fox back at the what's the FNA bird um it's a little parrot that foxy has in in that you have to catch no in ultimate custom Knight no it's not it is there's a FNAF bird I thought for a second that there wasn't a FNAF bird and then I remembered that there is in fact a FNAF bird and he goes y thanks for finding me bird one 2 3 yes 4 okay five yes six nice and Freddy's nice and Freddy's nice and Freddy's seven nice and Freddy's nice Freddy's eight Night at Freddy's N Night at Freddy's Freddy's that's what I was worried about I can't wait I can't wait for for my 11th shift at hey it's me no hold on you might have it you might have it still it's okay you might have it hold on where did it all go you might have it you might have it don't give up don't give up I had so much don't you show for those of you with the Discerning Eye you may notice an Easter egg in this screenshot considered YSI I feel like I feel like you'd like yatsi just dice I I do I do yatsi o o out of this I I see an opportunity to play something else hey how about that we're only on night we're only on night four yeah four four is a good night I forgot everything please the pickle jar I'd rather not chatter but thank you if I Boop Freddy's nose does that make it harder it it satisfies him for like a split second Is that real yeah I feel like my vision is blurring this one person keeps tagging me then asking me to talk about the pickle jar what's the pickle I don't know what you mean about the pickle CH I've seen like 30 of it go to the FNAF Wiki go to the FNAF Wiki do it do it and then and then there's just a censored word okay hold on an half pickle jar do it come on wow there's pickles and ultimate custom night that you can have it's just a jar of pickles well we've cracked are you happy now I'm giving you your goddamn pickles it's a jar of pickles that are on your desk what if this [ __ ] me up forever dude and I can't stop calling you Mr hippo well then I have to always talk to you like this or else my entire being will just be but a facade in your mind what if this damages me so bad everyone's just Mr hippo well then you're about to have a really fun week you know I heard this game I looked up how long this was I looked up how long it's said 2 hours long that's a lie made by those who win I don't understand the wiks the wiks are written by those who do well all right some the game is still being played it's all written by FNAF it's all written by [ __ ] FNA okay this is the Run that's the Run guys don't don't don't spam tag me all right I swear to God guys let's keep it civil in chat in the FNAF chat I'm not going to talk about it let's all talk about FNAF let's all go to slim store.com our money let's spend all our money and and and you know and get parasocial and and buy and buy and buy and consume and consume consume product watch stream give money do do what we want interact interact interact click through click through like my comment like my comment F pin my tweet pin my tweet my tweet like my com read my post read my post check the check DMS oh God spend all money lose house lose house for keep PC keep PC check check quote retweets check quote retweets F private accounts private accounts my numbers higher means I'm better remember that bigger number better person better person bigger number better person bigger numberer person body body person body door close the door turn the light is 2m check the door on the door 1 2 3 4 five check P Five Nights at Freddy's that's where I want to be Five Nights at Freddy's that's where I want to be Five Nights at Freddy's that's where I want to be well guess what it's where you are I need to get myself I need to get myself a little met pet so he can tell me what's going on here I need a little desk I need a little B pad on my desk I need I need I need one that I can put in my pickle jar and and and and put them in vinegar I need a little pocket Pat going to pickle them I need a little pocket I can pickle I need a matte pickle pickle Pat I need I need a pickle I need to brine I need I need Mar a Briner I need Mar a Briner oh oh funniest [ __ ] I've ever seen don't be at 33 power at 3:00 a.m. and 5 Nights at Freddy's Freddy's challenge but don't keeping doors open in FNAF challenge don't click Freddy's nose challenge failed don't summon golden Freddy failed don't don't get don't get foxy out of pirate failed don't get impregnated by tiny springtrap failed don't feel a sharp pain failed failed don't hear the horrors from your fazo mouth bail don't go into the ball pit failed failed there's no way there's no way there's no way I I I need to be set free I need to be set free from this [ __ ] hell I need to be burned you need to douse yourself in oil and light yourself a blade the only way to free your Remnant from your streamer body how are you here how are you here go home Freddy go home he is home he's at Freddy Fazbear pizza or pizza pizza place shoot just speak about Five Nights at Freddy's cat in an M State you refer to no I didn't no I didn't no I didn't no please please no I did I didn't I didn't you are a fool get inside this get come inside my room it says scooping it's a scooping room at the label but don't worry no no no no no no no why don't you follow me why don't you follow me into the kitchen where the cans are off what's that bud [Applause] yes yes I always scoop back I always scoop [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] back don't worry guys that wasn't Canon he dead though oh oh [ __ ] look at that I always come back I've got this suit dude I forgot about the suit now yeah man oh like this is awesome you're like iron you're like Iron Man but like instead big stupid [ __ ] like animatronic duck just a GI just a big old duck just a dumb [ __ ] duck yeah it's yeah it's fine though cuz now I can I can feel all this I can feel all these metal lines inside of me this is fantastic oh no that might be Eugene or whoever is made out of wires you mean you mean you mean Ed I mean is that was that it I don't yeah his name is Enard no Enard ard's not in me don't worry ard's not in me no it's just the spring loocks designed by William Fon don't say don't say his name or godamn it I will hop back in the ball pit and make sure you were never born it only goes back 30 years so long that's so long dude it's okay can you come back when you go back I think I think so I think so I think you can or can you just go one way 30 years once you can keep going into the same bulit and just keep on going back in 30e intervals that's like pretty big inter like I feel like you could go in that thing a few times and all of a sudden like your friends your friends would be smashing rocks together yeah you you only have to go Jesus that wasn't Jesus how does how does Christ fit into the FNAF Flore how does he fit in um well to be fair without without him none of it would have started well not because just because of you know Scott coffin's background with everything um he he is like he like will half and he always comes back oh that's true holy [ __ ] I get it now Jesus Christ is just like Funtime Freddy who's Funtime Freddy I don't even know who that was and I said that who is that uh fun Funtime Freddy oh he's Funtime Freddy he's you know you know Funtime foxy he's like that but Freddy who's fun no no I don't I'm saying things I don't understand anymore who's exactly who's Funtime Funtime Freddy who is that German Funtime Freddy oh my God German Funtime Freddy is even oh German Funtime Freddy I just find Fazbear yeah ah look at this guy see look at this guy look at look at hold on I need to show you I need to show you this guy look at him look at look at German Funtime Freddy German Funtime Freddy what why what is that an what is that is that real or is that like an nft or some [Applause] [ __ ] um I don't know if it's real or not this can't be real that can't be real it is a joke didn't Five Nights at Freddy's become become an nft for a bit no no no no no that was that was that was like every other indie horror game franchise butale non nonedible token it was a nonr token no I remember oh exactly yes are are are German people real I don't know are they ever mentioned in the FNAF books if not I wouldn't bet on searching up German FNAF and I'm going to see what happens look if they're real I literally forgot the trailer could be in Germans oh German Funtime Freddy is an enemy in Freddy in Space 3 chica in space okay he went back to Scotch he went to space okay okay yeah they went back to space about three times what was up there German Funtime Freddy I'm getting pissed off well I'm starting I'm getting pissed off I don't know about that I don't know about that if there's anything I've learned it's it's that liquids and animatronics do not mix Mr hippo imagine getting spring hued because you get p on some I don't want to imagine that I don't want to I don't want I don't want to imagine becoming piss tra dude [ __ ] nightmare nightmare piss trap nightmare piss trap hold I'm going to search up I'm going to search up piss trap FNAF don't look up piss no I shouldn't look up piss trap FNAF actually you should no you should you should you're not you if you say so I mean I don't have to I don't have to see it I almost just searched this FNAF space trap oh [ __ ] it's [ __ ] 1 I am dude it has a Wiki page yeah baby oh no no it's just some person's post oh my God seeing seeing the the the title piss trap next to five next at Freddy's official wiki made me so scared I was hyped I was over the [ __ ] Moon dude I thought I thought it was start something beautiful please oh no we're good oh my God that scared me oh my God why am I checking more cams why am I even checking more I don't need to check I don't need to check it's fine it's fine you don't need to check more cam what are you doing what are you doing you're not being very FNAF right now I'm sorry to say it this is actually maybe the most I've FNA if I can get true to 3:00 a.m. and I have 50% mhm that's half the battle that's true that's very very true phantom phantom time Freddy Phantom no there is Phantom fredd to be fair I didn't even talked about the shadow animatronics what I'm not kidding there's the shadow animatronics that show up in games they are they purple no well actually in the movie Yes I thought if you were yeah cuz you read it in Shad outs you're purple right yeah in the in the movie it is legitimately purple why are the shadow why what if I watch this movie am I going to know what the [ __ ] is going on genuinely with your knowledge you may genuinely understand it a lot more than most did yeah my I mean my knowledge is deep it's deep now you have to you the thing is that you have to go into it without assuming that it will be the same Cannon as the games because it's not they change a lot it's a it's a completely separate different Cannon different timeline different characters a lot of parallels but different timeline different characters but I feel like you'll still understand it no no oh okay [ __ ] well damn how do how do how do you how do you how how are you okay how are you fine because I was exposed to this as a as a very young child so my brain had time to adapt and create a new FNAF section like my body is like like receiving lethal doses of radiation yeah yeah it can it can sound like you can feel like that yeah I feel like I'm in I'm in like some sort of [ __ ] like FNAF chamber where I'm just like getting blasted with like FNAF waves and my body is like it's just like f it's just crumbling out by Adam yep exactly that's actually how um that's actually how how B died who's B he's he's from a separate timeline in the book where all the characters are replaced with bikes but they act the exact same and his name is bichel did you say B I did say B yes I really I really needed to think of a generic name so I thought might as well take the main name and then replace one letter with a B dude I so thought you said Michael and I was so far gone that I heard Michael so [ __ ] worried I'm sorry you didn't you didn't hallucinate me saying Michael it's just so [ __ ] worried dude I'm not going to [ __ ] make it man I'm not going to [ __ ] make it on your on your FNAF deathbed I'm actually not no oh my God there's no way I'm going to buy FNAF covers for my bed please don't do that dude they'll they'll shoot you they'll shoot you with [ __ ] nightmare gas don't do it um I don't even know how I'm supposed to how are you supposed to win this this is unwinable oh this looks great oh I can I can I can have the whole gang protect me under the covers no no you don't no no that's all sounds awful this is awesome [ __ ] Freddy [ __ ] Fazbear dude oh my God I'm so [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] you're kidding you sound you sound like someone just having a really really bad trip and then just thinking about FNAF and then just seeing like a teddy bear in the cor dude wait wait do you see that do you see that the Cor golden Fredy oh God it's just like no this is my it's a golden retriever what no dude that's B that's what called to be b b that's B I don't know if I'm going to make it you're going to make it I don't know if I'm going to make it come on just listen listen as soon as as soon as you hear the horrors then start to then just close your door all right as soon as you hear them start to speak then close your door can I get an can I get an R come can I get an R chat please give me some I thought I did better I thought I did [Music] better please please [Music] [Applause] please yay huzzah huzzah Fifth Fifth night okay fifth night oh Jesus man I uh I want to go fill up my water you you don't have to hey oh I hit escape and it closed the game on accident it saves don't worry it saves that's exactly don't wor you can play it all again that's exactly what I'm worried I'm going to go fill up my water I I'll be back in a second you don't have to hey man hey you don't have to you don't have to stay you don't have to do this you don't have to come you sure I feel like I'm I feel like I'm I feel like I need to see this through I you might be I think you're like my only chain to sanity right now and I've been talking like a hippo for the past hour you're G to message me tomorrow and you're going to be like did you have a good stream and I'll be like yeah me and Mr hippo had a blast like I wish you could have been there sucks that you had to leave halfway through I'm going to like fully compartmentalize this entire experience oh my God man this going be great I you got it have I oh my god I've also had this megaphone goddamn filter on my voice this entire time I can hear him laugh he's he's unironically going [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] as he walks to get his water that's um oh boy oh boy that's not good I think that you're you guys are going to get a change to Charlie after this all right you guys are going to get a very changed Charlie right after this and um that's not that's not good that's not good at all you broke him hey what do you mean I broke I didn't do I didn't do anything I didn't do anything I didn't do hey I didn't do this all right I didn't do this at all actually all right this is hey this was not ay this was not me all right this was not me this was this was all this was you did this to him listen if if they if if a person cannot handle you know the the phone guy yahi or the springtrap birth all right then they have no idea what awaits them in the real world all right hey get rid of that pull get rid of that pull hey no get rid of that yes but longer no hold on make that make the yes but longer shorter make the yes but longer shorter all right that's how I win that's how I win that's how I win all right okay whatever all right funny so funny so funny [Applause] haha you guys happy you guys happy with what you've done it's not my fault it's not my fault all right put him in the hospital was some was some of the stuff that that I've been thinking about planning for next year I might genuinely put Charlie in the hospital not even kidding not really not really I'm not really going to put Charlie in the hospital all right not really not really I really want to make um I really want to make a real life FNAF and put streamers in it I think that that'd be funny God damn it that'd be so funny oh I'm putting that my ideas list for next year hold on God damn it FNAF but with streamers damn it that's so good I'm going to put Charlie in goddamn Purgatory again what what why do I why do I hear what do I hear what do I hear has he been listening to the night at Freddy oh that's be all right okay okay all right I'm ready yeah you ready Freddy you ready for Freddy I'm ready for Freddy yeah let's do it man okay what if I just play that on repeat the background my phone wait can you like wait wait can you like can you put like the Bandy cam logo on your on the top play that in the background make your camera low rest okay just yeah Abol okay all right the whole stream it's about to all good that song the [ __ ] all [ __ ] hang on hang on all right all right if there's if there's chat if there's any time to get people into this stream it is after we set this all up and I need you to act like this has been going on the entire time okay hang on Bandy cam oh it's got like go some where where should it go I guess it could go like here I'll like offset my camera a little hang on yeah like you like here or something yeah yeah and then like okay how can I wait can you use use use like color correction and like overexpose yourself okay yeah hang on so I'm going to do this I'm going to go filters and I'm going to yeah what the [ __ ] [ __ ] it's crazy it's [ __ ] crazy um if you use if you use shift you can stretch it and and it will stretch oh are you serious shift and then drag yeah it'll stretch it out I look like a [ __ ] demon dude hey oh I saw Sans for a second there that was awesome you're purple guy beautiful I'm going to be purple guy I'm going to be purple guy okay be purple be purple be purple be purple purple okay okay all right now can I make this is there any way to make it like lower res is there any way to make it lower res um what does sharpen do oh yeah yeah yeah you know what this you know what this looks like this looks like what those like fan edits that would make him just like purple guy in real life and it's just like some like celebrity that they've just watched out okay I'm going to make I'm going to make FNAF the actual size that it is too which is that [ __ ] big I'm put [ __ ] right the middle [ __ ] hate it here dude wait wait I've got hold on I've got some more I've got some more stuff for you have you ever like watched have you ever like watched like a pirated episode of something on YouTube and like they do that thing there's that like huge background Banner like Splash art of the entire thing hold on here okay one sec oh wait hold on wait like what I'm talking about is like they take like a a five minutes at Freddy's image and then they like hang on I'll see if I can let me let me get this here I've got I think I've got a good one hold on okay cool yeah I'm just GNA put there you go okay about this one yeah that's perfect perfect what the [ __ ] did it sa us hang on okay okay okay all right all right night five night five is act go actually crazy yeah dude you're about to beat this first [Laughter] try okay okay I have so many layers it's going to be on screen for so long dude this you're you're going to you're going to cut back to this and I'm going to act I'm going to act really serious this whole time and I'm just going to act like I'm your F coach or some okay I'm going to play it it's playing on my phone but I'm also going to play it on my computer at the same time okay one sec all right one sec what sec okay play a computer okay here we go all right that's playing on my computer now all right do the music yeah okay great okay Five Nights at Freddy's song and I'm going to get like a like I wonder if I can get like a loud like fan like a fan noise going in the background you're just you're immersing yourself I need to I need need to be there I need to be in the room I need to be in the room I need to be purle guy I need to be in the room yes okay let's do it all right all right hang on I'm almost ready I'm almost ready I need I need my login I need my login for this [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] site so I get a fan sound I can just find I can just find a fan on you fan s okay I'm switching my mic I'm switching my mic okay oh Jesus all right what's this sound like hangang on okay now who is uh what's the scoer off the metal metal yes chica's chica's there chica's there you got chica you're good you're good see you don't need to worry about anything else all right what I on you're on night you're on night 5 1 a.m. all right you're on Five Nights at Freddy's hey that R all right good this is good okay what should I I'm going to click the nose C the nose C the nose yes give a little give a little 30 years 30 years the ballpit 30 years the ballit go back got to go back got to go back back got to go back spend Five Night at Freddy's 30 years age 30 years then go back 30 years what's 30 years what's 30 years ago 30 years ago 30 years 30 years ago would be 199 3 which is um I need go to 87 I need to go to 87 I need to go to 87 1993 uh AR confirmed in 1993 ar ar was 199 augmented augmented uh augmented F reality what character there's there's a character how many Fazbear how many Fazbear characters uh Freddy Fazbear Freddy Faz bear Frey fazar yeah there wonderful only one I'm only 1 a.m. 95 955 1 a.m. 69% 69% 8% nice I'm not going make it this I'm going make no no you're going to make this man you're going to make this okayu all right you're good be okay it's okay it's okay you got it yes wonderful wonderful remember listen listen to the sounds listen to the listen to the music listen to I can't hear over my phone Fredy that's where I want to be try to listen all right try to listen to his to his I can't the fs are too loud is Freddy fazar still is still there Freddy Fazbear is still there yes how am I supp what am I supposed to do um he is uh you just have to you just have to wait him out all right all right he he remember he is an old animatronic you are young Canon this is can individual this is very Canon all right the first game is in fact very Canon no no the first game was made it was made by big Fazbear to take to make it so that it didn't look like it was everything that it was cuz Freddy fazar is real that's that's that's actually true yeah no you got you got it you got hit it right on the head why is Freddy fazar still there because he just wants to hang out have you considered talking to the guy have you considered he he can and he is there actually I mean I think the animatronic one of the main parts all to use I need to use r no that was not a great time I need to come back later I need to use everything I know Michael will William William Aton William Aton he scooped he scooped no he had a competitor he had a competitor cuz he loved making animatronics uh uh he had a competitor and but Henry Henry help me Henry Henry help me Henry help me and and and Willie M didn't Emily M Emily M and build bicycle remember the crate you got to remember the crate too you needed chick boox he chick boox he and chick boox the door's already closed the door's already closed it's already closed and Freddy fer is still there have you have you try to shush him try to shush him away that work I can't I frequency that works too I can't I need I need to scoop him I have to scoop you got to scoop okay you got to get get your little spoon all right get your scooping SP remember the scoop SC scoop I have to scoop the soul I have to scoop the soul I have to scoop the out the out and you got to get him out of there all right you got to put him on the old he still there he's still there he's just hanging okay he is just hanging out he's gone he's gone he's gone he's actually B he I'm not going to make it you're going to make it you're going to make it remember make it the fifth night the fifth night the first time doesn't doesn't count yeah you don't think I'm going to make it no I think you're going to make it no I I I think you're going to make it you don't think I'm going to make it do you maybe I mean but I mean I was just trying to reassure you cuz you're at 13% 3: a.m. I mean kind of a of a rough patch how did I go down to 1% oh you're down to 1% already how what oh oh just for impact all right no all right no it'll be it'll be okay is it brace brace remember remember remember what we remember what we talked about you just need to brace all right roll the shoulders back all right just brace for [Music] back [Music] you all right there buddy you okay you doing okay you okay another another night another night no good right back at them remember remember what they did to you okay remember what they did to you and use that to your advantage right use that anger use that fear another night another night what's what's what's it's another night where there's already five of them another [Music] FR yeah it's not it's it's not just a fast Bob it's not just a fast oh oh yeah look oh I got yeah oh Bo anyone just shoing in we are um doing an experiment on the exposed effects of the FNAF on a regular I did I did say the light 87 the 87 yep yep no that's good uh so far the results have been uh very inclusive but not what we were expecting we expected maybe a found knowledge and or slight confusion but we have uh descended into just uh stream paranoia maybe hallucinations but I'm not sure nightmare gas will nightmare gas just incredible word association and also the uh inclination to scream like Tom from Tom and Jerry that is a new one I hate I hate five nights and freddy and also a new hatred for I hate five nights in Freddy's I don't like five nights in Freddy's I don't get five nights in Freddy's I don't want to get Five Night Freddy I'm making my webcam wider oh all right we'll put down widening on the list what the [ __ ] can you can you duplicate it so that you're the top and the bottom of the streen I can like make yourself The Cinematic bars got to make sure the merch commands in there what's all been for what has it all been for all right is this watchable do you think I think that this is watchable okay well the thing is that wait rotate the bottom one so it's facing up so that both of you are facing the screen just to make rotate how do I rotate um you have to go to I think you have to right click transform this okay all right this should be easier to understand now I now they get it okay all right hang on let me okay I'm going to put myself there and I'm going to put myself I want to be the Cinematic bars all right there yeah good I love how the only character that's not like mostly covered up is just toy chica she's like your eye just goes straight to that side the only thing that like makes sense anymore it's the only discernable thing enre stream all right all right who where am I you're in you're in Freddy Faz minut Pizzeria okay right right right right oh wait [Music] okay I wish I could lower the bit rate I I would okay here we go night five go on all right you got this remember breathe bre breathe and good good good use use the lips use the lips perfect that looks [ __ ] so scary in the white what I can't like oh my God this is this is the first character in our in our in our extended horror Universe this is this is blood dude I I I I don't even like Know Who I Am anymore that's okay neither do I but it's okay we're we're we're getting good for getting good resarch here all right my Five Nights at Freddy's Five Nights at Freddy's and I'm spending Five Nights at Freddy's and got five nights at Fred lights running out of battery my doors are all closed and I'm checking out on camc and I'm looking at pirate Co and here it is the last night at Freddy's no and it's foxy runs on down it's Michel after I School body I'm doing too much I'm doing too much no you're doing all you're doing just enough all right human brains human brains to comprehend this I need I need to set a passage I need to set a passage I need to set a passage newcomers to play with us for many years we've been all alone we're for still play the same songs we sense that day an imposter took your life away now we're stuck here to Decay Living Tombstone 036 amen amen God is not God is a fast bear is a I I forgot I forgot everything I forgot everything I remember it it's okay it's okay it's okay remember remember we remember Faz bear on Camp F bear on camp Camp be I won't I won't C just said he could have played anything else you're right I could have played Five Nights at Freddy's security breach or Five Nights at Freddy's in space or Five Nights at Freddy's in Space 2 or Five Nights at Freddy's in space three or five nights at Freddy's sister location that one or I could have read the Silver Eyes Trilogy or I could have had a vision of the ball pit or I could have filled my room with nightmare gas Five Nights at Freddy's four integral to the cannon y oh yeah yep F foxy foxy I'm I'm worried that I may have accidentally Soul a soul it's actually called a Remnant oh my bad yep no that one that one that one's on me um yeah sorry oh I've got a big project all right and it rhymes with the drooper drooper close hello hello oh Oher oh the [Music] scooper I can I can do it because it's Canon it's Canon this is what Scott was worried about I need to build a cannon I need to build a cannon Canon that's is that up the book read all the books be careful they could be parallel they could be parallel my fun day me my fun day me my fun day my fun day Faz My Fun Day Spring trap my fun day my f day my fun day for my fun day Bonnie my fun day nightmare Bonnie my fun day fun time f f day that's that's I I [Music] think night ATD Five Nights at Freddy's Five Nights at Freddy's 4: a.m. night5 you got it see you got it just calm just breathe let me live remember that remember that let me go let me go you got this you got this please oh I thought that the sound I thought that the sound was you dying and I that actually it was Freddy fper leaving I'm free I might win I might win you're going to win you're going to win remember that remember this this remember this feeling remember this feeling remember this moment remember this moment oh oh I can't play I can't play anymore me you it's past my bedtime what do you mean it's past your bedtime oh we have we have there's one there's one there's one that have to do there's another night there's another night another night there's another night there's no time for I I need to get I need to get wider I need to get wider get wider get wider what have I done is this even human anymore or is this just is this just for please what have I done I said you show me the way be funny hello that's how it all started oh but phone guy never says goodbye what oh yeah I know he gets he got stuffed into a s that's that's what happens to him at the end of um I think during like four yeah SPO please flare your spoilers uh okay uh line line it kind of goes away line line okay we go okay I sto reading okay good that's good that's good time to break the pole no no no no got it it's okay it's okay remember this remember this remember this feeling remember this feeling all right use it use it I don't feel anything I don't feel anything except how you should you're ready for the scooping I'm going to FNAF I'm going to FNAF yes good you got to you got to just FNAF all right remember we are FNAF remember that that's those the words to live by five nights friends yes never yes abandon yes friends yes you've got it see it just works FF is a FF is a story of friendship it's a trial and a tribulation it's simply but a but a facade all right because remember Scott coffin made this game because someone saw his weird little Lumberjack Beaver game and said man these things look like creepy Chuck-E-Cheese animatronics so that's exactly what he did all right because it was always about friendship at its core it is always F bear friendship needs uh okay friend yes that's that's true he does he does he does need a he needs a couple of them actually it's very lonely no I can I can relate that he's at the door it's okay it's okay you got to listen you got to listen you don't need to close the door yet close the door yet what do I what do I listen for you have to listen for the listen for the No No but the wiki but the wiki said the wiki said the W screw the wi all right you just have to listen for the I heard one that was me hold that was that was me oh wait un it was me I don't know oh come on I'm reading the Twisted one by Scott coffin wow what a tail he's gone he's gone he's left there's no way there's no way I make it you've got this all right remember that remember that you've got this remember that you are FNAF why would this entire building be pattered B [ __ ] powered by a durac c AAA Battery listen tough times tough times all right make any sense a bunch of kids to your establishment they cut your power all right it happen he just took my power from 35 to 18 it's okay you still got this I cannot tell what hour it is but all I know is that it is a good one it's not not what I need it to be it's only 300 a.m. remember that it's what you have oh it's what you FNAF that's what you have it's the friends you FNA along the way I'm going to make sure that you guys can all read read what time it is wouldn't want you to lose track of what's happening on stream oh my God I just realized something what what is it what is it because my mic is not on track two yeah it's not going to be in any of the clips your mic isn't going to be my mic's not going to be it's not going to be in the v it's not going to be in the V for this it's not going to be in the have you just created lost media I've created you here watching this are the only people that are ever going to see that that are ever going to know it's going to be it's going to it's going to be completely lost there's no way to get it the entire bit has been completely lost I can't [ __ ] believe it that is incredible it's going to be gone it's not going to be saved if I cannot beat night five right now yes I'm going to turn off the stream and I'm not going to go live for months okay okay I'm not going to go live for months I need to beat Five Nights at Freddy's the name of the game you got to do it I'm winning I about it 15,000 slime points ni can you please redeem them to set me free I uh the only thing I can do is add a command that's the only that's the only thing can you can you command me to exit to un stall Five Nights at Freddy's I do you have the power to do that do you really have the willpower to uninstall Five Nights at Freddy's right now cuz if I say purple guy all right there is a distinct physical reaction no I love purple guy no okay okay let let it out let it out one more one more one more night one more night one more night one more night all right okay hello hello hello uh welcome to your final night at Freddy Faz Bears pizzeria guy been chosen to be one of the one of the last clients we'll ever have as as soon as this well as soon as your shift is over win or lose we will be blowing up the entire establishment 15 Freddy Faz bombs uh throughout it and we've decided that well you know too many dead kids here we've got to just get rid of them all right and build and build up a new we're thinking of just creating uh one of those Pizza Hut Taco Bell combinations we heard that those do pretty well nowadays and we're going to be switching our strategy to franchising so um unless you can get out by 6:00 a.m. all right you may not be blown up but if you do uh somehow uh meet your demise you will be blown up along with the rest of the pizzeria all right I don't know why you took this shift tonight seeing as how well you knew what was going on but five night five nights five nights five nights five nights Five Nights at Freddy's this is a recording I can't React to what you're saying but I assum that you're saying five nights at fredy's so uh have have fun phone guy always knows exactly what I'm saying oh hey man what's up hey dude can I be honest I really thought that was phone guy like for like at least the first 3 seconds I really thought I really thought he was back you really thought that he was back I was so convinced yeah that people people say that I'm a bit of a phone guy you know I am using all of the concentration I believe in my cells I'm so oh my God I have to sneeze I have to sneeze that's unoptimal that's unoptimal it's okay it's okay no no what do you mean no no I don't foxy foxy foxy oh it's okay it's okay oh apparently one of my one of my editors recorded most of this bit because they thought that there might be complications with it so we have we have the recording of it oh my God they're a [ __ ] hero yes please do this VA is going on the VA Channel and it's getting 200 views it's getting two Oh I thought you're going to say million I thought you were at least had a million for that no not for this doesn't deserve it oh oh all right doesn't deserve it you know what does deserve 2 million views what every piece of Five Nights at Freddy's [ __ ] media in the world Amen amen a yesen God I love FNAF Faz bear the yeah yeah do you think I can really do it I think you I I genely do yeah I genely do I I what what oh thank you thank you yeah but I need Mr hippo right now oh yeah yeah you you called what's up what's up I see you running me on Discord Mr hippo yeah let's go oh my God Mr hio it's the only place I could reach you it's the only place I could reach you it's your most frequently used social platform they're they're at every door they're at every door they're at every door but it's okay remember when one door opens another door Clos they're both closed Mr emo they're both closed they will open at one point or another it is up to you to decide whether that is your Victory or your defeat remember that when one door closes it always opens there is never a door that stays permanently closed that's just that's just cuz the doors in this building are designed stupid Mr hippo that is true respectfully they could they could bu hey know I'm with you on this they could have designed spring traps but they couldn't design a godamn respectfully they're designed stupid no not no no no okay okay just breathe just breathe foxy can't hurt you I lost so much battery I lost so much battery it's okay it's okay just conserve conserve and think how do I conserve it Freddy Fazbear is at my gate well tell him to turn around tell him to turn around and leave cuz you've got more important things to take care of all right he's going to get blown up anyway all right oh no oh no it's not over it's not over yet right you still got time you can still conserve it's so over what you need to do it's not over it's so over hey hey hey I would I'm going to grab you by the by the very very pink shoulders and Shake you all right stop Mr stop hey all right he he hey out let me go Mr stop you're hurting me Mr come to the game stop you're going to scoop me you're going to scoop me if you keep I'm not going to I'm not going to scoop you but you might get scooped if this continues all right oh I don't want to get scooped I don't want to get scooped I don't want to get scooped all right good good then wait and you're going to win this right you're going to sit down you're going to get in your chair you're already in your chair wonderful you're already doing great and then you're going to win this okay I'm not going I'm not going to win it Mr hippo you can win it all right cuz you are in it to win it and you have a minute to win it remember when guy Fier hosted a game show it was called minute to Wi that I have so much less time than a minute I have so much less I have no you have 3 minutes you have 3 minutes that you have to survive I believe that's it a little over 3 minutes now all right cuz each each night is about a minute and a half long I believe each night is a minute and a half long that's not true I believe so hold on fo no no yes 1 minute 30 seconds we've got this remember oh um surely you'll get good RNG I believe that you'll get very good RNG and that you won't won't be killed by the Freddy Faz Bombs all right I I I believe I believe pull the Detonator hey that's not that's not my job all right that's don't that's guys all right P pull the Detonator okay all right hold on let me let me let me you uh hello hello hello yeah so um I saw you didn't do it that's okay do it guy yeah I'm just going to press this little button here [ __ ] trigger all going to be over all right [ __ ] all right three two one

Channel: Slimecicle VODS

Views: 453,436

Keywords: slimecicle, slmccl, five nights at freddys, fnaf, ranboo, funny, gaming, fnaf 1

Id: OsAzKsBXUPk

Length: 212min 13sec (12733 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 30 2023