[MUSIC PLAYING] Hello, family and friends. This day has been
a long time coming, but the timing couldn't have
been better having all of you here with us in the Caribbean. And the one mission today is
to put all your love and energy towards these two
beautiful souls that's going to guide them through
the rest of their life. So some of you may
or may not know the story of how
Brian and Karen met, so I'm going to tell
it again regardless. Our story begins 10 years
ago in a land far, far away. [INAUDIBLE] The race is on. On your mark get set go! Your daddy worked in
an office and spent most of his days
hunched over a computer. [MUSIC PLAYING] Then one day he answered his
last email, sold everything he owned, and bought a sailboat. [MUSIC PLAYING] Your uncle joined
your daddy in Mexico and together they sailed across
the biggest ocean in the world. [MUSIC PLAYING] Then one day your daddy
met your mommy and boy did they fall in love. [MUSIC PLAYING] They sailed all over
the world together. And one day they decided
to start a family and that's where
our story picks up. [MUSIC PLAYING] [NON-ENGLISH SINGING] That's two days before the
wedding and our mom and dad-- Brian and I's mom and
dad-- flies in today with their significant others. So we have four parents
who are going to go and they came on the
same flight from Miami, so hope that went well. Hopefully, they got
to sit together. What was Papa Delos'
response when you told him, you're getting married? He said, "it's about damn time." He's past that sit-in-my-lap
stage, which is nice. So you're safe there. I don't know, I got a pretty
good ass slap last time I saw him. Did you? Well, maybe it's just
gone to the ass grabs now. And then he apologized
the next day because I think Donna made him. Yep, he's just a
guy loving life. That's it-- just
enjoying his time. And how would you subscribe
your mom in one sentence. Always happy. Always happy, for sure. Yeah, I see my papa in their. Feel-- [INAUDIBLE] I feel a bit
rough from the bachelor party. We don't know many
people around, so Brian's bachelor party will
consist of me, Brian, Casey, and Ragnar getting weird. I think one beer per 100 meters. That's the plan, nonetheless. And how far-- how many
meters do we have to go? 4,000. We brought a bunch of empties. It's a rum sour punch thingy. Pretty good, pretty good. This exactly what happens
when you have a bachelor party in the middle of the Caribbean. [INAUDIBLE] All right, you guys
ready for your next shot? Yeah. Yeah. So we found an obstacle
course, but it's closed. Apparently, we're not
supposed to be here, but security is going
to come and get us. So we're going to try and do
as many obstacles as possible before security comes. If anybody asks, tell
them we're from sandals. [MUSIC PLAYING] Did it work? Yeah, it worked. You're too fat. Get on the [INAUDIBLE], Brady. Whoo, [INAUDIBLE]. [MUSIC PLAYING] Meanwhile, the girl's
bachelorette party was in full swing. So we've come back to the
boat and we have Rosie and-- I don't know how to say-- Marcia. Marcia. Marcia. Hi! Hello. And we are going to do some
manicures and pedicures now, and chill, and-- [SPEAKING FRENCH] Exactly. What do you think is going to
be the difference between what we do and what the boys do. Theirs is probably involve
a lot more alcohol. [MUSIC PLAYING] Casey, what happened,
[INAUDIBLE].. Oh-- oh, wow. Oh, wow. I didn't know how bad it was. We just spent the past
two hours at a strip club. And then Casey fell straight
out of the taxi right into a cactus. Body's [INAUDIBLE]. Looking sharp, brother. Thanks, dude. He looks like he just
got out of a cruise ship. Look at guy and this stud Stud muffin! Mwah. How are you? Oh! Thank you. It looks beautiful! It's so green. Hi. Hey, honey. I like your little
shell necklace. Yeah. That's for the bride. I'm going to lay it on her. Hi. Hi, everybody. Hi, how are you? Hi, I'm Romeo. Nice meeting you. Very nice to meet you. Welcome to Antigua. That's my beautiful wife. Ah. Hello! Hi. This is our mom, Jordan. Hi. I'm Jordan. Nice to meet you too. [REGGAE MUSIC] (SINGING) Brian and Karin
sitting up in the mast under the stars, talking
about the past, the places they've been, the food
they ate, the people they met along the way. Something like that. (CHUCKLING) Something like that. Something like that. We're trying to
make some chicken. [INAUDIBLE] really wants
[INAUDIBLE] out here. [GRUNTS] It's the stupid adapters
that don't fit into anything. So I'm just cutting this
edge off so that it'll fit. Why would they make an
adapter that doesn't fit? That's my question. The hardest chiller
is back there. You look like you're
relaxing the most. Is it working, Brian? Yes, it's working. There we go. OK. It's a little
family get-together. Why would you do that? Thanks, everybody, for
coming, but the main reason why we're making this
very official announcement this afternoon is that Delos
is about to have one more permanent crew member. I knew it! [LAUGHTER] --prayed it. I told my friends at work. Yeah. I told you, didn't I? There's a little Delos
bun in the oven there. Woo-hoo! Lovely. [CHUCKLES] I knew it. I've been telling
him for a while. I assumed you were fat. You have to go on the
record with your prediction of the gender of the baby. Oh, of course. Am I going now? Yep. OK. I knew it. I knew the baby was-- I knew it was
going to be a baby. I knew they were going to-- [LAUGHTER] Oh, I'm so nervous. I knew it before they told me. And do you think it's going
to be a boy or a girl? Think it's going to be a boy. What do you think, Romeo? Boy or girl? I knew it she was expecting, so
I think it's going to be a boy. We'll have to wait
and see what happens in that little
situation over there. Did you ask amigo over there? Yeah. What did he say? It's a boy. It's what runs in the family. Boys, boys, boys. [LIGHT MUSIC] Look at these two. Got to make my boy look good. Getting my hair did. You look shnazzy, Bri. Look at my white wedding suit. Damn. You look real good. Got some kind of gel
cream in my hair. What's that stuff called? [INAUDIBLE] Wax? Messy look. That's, like, normal. All I have to do is not
shower and wash my hair, and I'm already there. And get the best haircut. Oh, yeah. I got Blue's Barbershop
special going on. [INAUDIBLE] Blue's
Barbershop this morning. I did. He's looking sharp. I did. Just like a server
on the breeze. [CHUCKLES] That's exactly what I look like. Hi, my name's Chet. Would you guys like
strawberry daiquiris today? Are you feeling it, or no? Yeah, I'm good. Let's do this. All right. Sweet. I'm ready. Ready, ready. I have a feeling Kazza is
going to look very pretty. Yes. [CHUCKLES] Are you ready, señor? I have to be. There's no question. How the hell this happened? Just put them on. [INAUDIBLE] Did you see our two
flags at the top? Yes. What are the chances of that? So I need to stand
on starboard, then. Yeah. Or maybe we should switch it up? I'm surprised that I managed
to get this thing through two islands of sailing and
walk into a hotel room and back without
getting it dirty. That was my biggest
concern of the day. I even rolled up my cuffs now. Look at you. Which I can unroll later
if that's appropriate. I don't really know. Yeah. Once the ceremony's over,
you can trash that thing. Maybe we should turn the
windless off, just in case. That could be a good idea. Could you imagine? Karin just called,
and she is ready. [CHUCKLES] How does it feel, Karin? It's really good! [LIGHT GUITAR MUSIC] We're going to go put the
last finishing touches on our decorations,
and go pick her up. You look beautiful! Thank you! Wow. Can't stop crying already, jeez. [CHUCKLES] Hello, family and friends. This day has been
a long time coming, but the timing couldn't have
been better, having all of you here with us in the Caribbean. And the one mission today is
to put all your love and energy towards these two
beautiful souls that's going to guide them through
the rest of their life. OK? So some of you may
or may not know the story of how
Brian and Karin met, so I'm going to tell
it again regardless. It was a windy, rainy
night in Auckland, New Zealand in December of 2010. Delos was tied up to a
dock outside the city, but Brian and I were
living on a different boat. Brian and I were living on a
beautiful 50-something-foot Nordhavn, the
owners of which were at their ski house in Tahoe. This thing was
nothing like Delos. She was a big, shiny, white
power yacht, three stories of living space, a full
marble-top kitchen, a flat screen TV
that went up and down inside the cabinets,
unlimited air conditioning, and unlimited hot showers. At this time, Brian and
I had ran dry of money and were trying to
make ends meet to save enough to go sailing again. Brian was writing code, and
I got a pretty sweet gig rolling burritos
and making salsa. But more importantly,
it introduced me to some people who made
this story what it is. So on this rainy, dark,
stormy night in New Zealand, Brian and I were sitting
on board this power yacht, probably watching Flight of the
Conchords and drinking beer. Then the phone rang. Hello? Brady, what are you doing? Uh. You got to come
into work right now. No, it's my night off. I'm not coming in. You have to come in right now. Three Scandinavian
girls just walked in and we're giving them free
margaritas and free nachos. OK, I'll be right there. Brian decided to stay behind
and hold the fort down. So I put on my rain jacket,
hopped on my borrowed bike, and pedaled up to work through
the gnarly wind and rain. Inside, sure enough, there
were three Swedish girls sitting in the corner,
blonde and eating nachos in a table full of margaritas. I walked over and
said something-- I don't know what I said. Something really immature, like,
do you live around here, or? [CHUCKLES] Something like that. Whatever I said,
maybe it worked. It was probably the
margaritas that worked. But we made plans shortly after
to meet up at a close-by bar. I went back and told Brian
of the incredible news and the luck that we have. At the bar, it took us a
bit, but we were finally able to convince the girls
we weren't sketchy drug dealers living on our yacht with
pictures of other people's kids on board. We were in fact just
some salty sailors with some pretty big
dreams and a lot of luck. We had no idea that
that night, Karin would become such a huge
part of those dreams. We had no idea that
this was the first night of the rest of Brian
and Karin's life. The next day, Brian ask Karin
to go sailing for the weekend. That weekend turned into Karin
canceling her flights back home to a very worried mother,
which turned into Karin coming to visit us in Fiji
a few months later, and then to the Solomon Islands
about four months later. I can't imagine what it must
have been like for Karin back then, coming to visit a
bunch of smelly poor sailors on this rowdy sailboat in the
middle of the most remote parts of the South Pacific. Karin was usually sent
a wish list of things to bring us before she
flew out from Australia. Magazines, rum, tobacco,
boat parts, party balloons, glow sticks, inflatable toys,
and who knows what else. She showed up to a couple
of long-haired bearded men smelling of rum and fish. At this point, we'd been living
with no laundry, fresh food, or showers for what
seemed like months. And she did it all with a smile. This is where I knew they
had something very serious. For the next year or
so, Brian and Karin seemed to always find a
way to spend time together. Between Karin finishing
college in Australia and Delos running out of
money again, we all decided to move to Melbourne and
have a life on land in a place where we had a few
friends and connections. Here, Brian and Karin were able
to grow even more as a couple while we all saved money
for the next adventure. What happened next was only a
natural progression of things-- Karin finishing her degree
and immediately deciding to join Delos full time. Seven years later, their
love has brought us all here together today. You two are both very
different souls who complement each other so well. I've seen your love
succeed from being apart for long periods of
time to living together all day every day,
crossing oceans together, starting a business
together, and now you will start the
greatest adventure yet by starting a family together. How are you feeling? Crazy. It's like real in a
completely different way when you see it like that. Yeah. I'm proud of you, and so
excited to see this next chapter of your life together. So in the meantime, it
does feel like things are going very fast. Time is always moving
faster than we like. So let's just take a minute to
relax and enjoy this moment. Close your eyes, hold the
hand of someone you love, listen to the wind, feel the
waves, listen to the water, and soak up the good vibes. And just take some breaths. [WAVES LAPPING] Brian, you are the
love of my life. We have sailed across two
oceans, visited 34 countries, lived, worked,
and grown together for the last eight years. You have shown me a world that
I didn't even know existed. I love that we can lift
each other's strengths, support each other's weaknesses. I love that we can
sit silent together for hours, just the two of us. That you can help
me with my mat, and that I always know
where you put your stuff. [CHUCKLING] When things get tough, you are
the one I turn to for strength. And when I'm filled
with joy, you are the one I want to
share those moments with. Brian, I want to
grow old with you. Aw. No, no, no, no, no! [LAUGHTER] I want to kiss her! You can't do that! They're allowed to do
whatever they want. They can do whatever they want. [CHUCKLING] OK. Now my vows. My dearest Swedish princess. I actually have no idea
what one is supposed to put into wedding vows. Google search fails me as
the internet isn't working. No big surprise there, but
that's probably for the best. Who the hell needs the opinion
of others for such a thing? So I decided to think
back about just a few of the incredible times we
spent together-- just a few of my fondest, most
cherished memories, and just speak from the heart. I remember the first night
we met at an unplanned party on somebody else's boat. I brushed the tears
from your cheek and told you of my troubles. We consoled each
other with stories of others that had
wronged us, and shared laughs about their insane ways. We started our relationship
based on pure and raw honesty, and so I promised to always,
always be honest with you. Dancing under the
stars, I asked you what you thought the
purpose of life was. A pretty deep question
for a second date, right? And what was your reply? Without hesitation, you
said, well, that's easy. To have a good, happy life. To enjoy it as much as
possible, and share that joy with those around you. It was an unexpected reply. So simple, but yet so true. It struck a chord with me,
and I remember it clearly to this day. And so I promised to search
for the light in the darkness, to highlight our joy rather than
our sorrow, and to boost you up when you're feeling down. One night in the
middle of the ocean, we were hit by a crazy squall. The sailing conditions
had gone from beautiful to terrifying in
the blink of an eye. Delos was being thrown
about like a toy boat. The wind was whipping
through our rigging, and the waves were
smashing on our hull. I ran into the cockpit,
half asleep, not sure exactly what I'd find. And there I found you
leisurely listening to one of your podcasts
with all hell breaking loose in the ocean around us. Are you OK, Karin? Um, yeah, was your reply. We're on our third reef
and holding course well. Everything's cool. What's your deal? I was so amazed at how
much you've learned, and how quickly you've done it. And so I promised
to never overlook what a capable and
amazing person you are. But perhaps, most importantly of
all, I promise for all my days to be your human
lactose detector. No butter or cream's going
to slip by on my watch. [CHUCKLING] OK. So like I said, when Brian
and I first met Karin, we were just a couple
of salty sailors. And now, I can truly
say Karin is probably the saltiest of all of us. So it seems only
appropriate to do a little knot-tying ceremony. Today, Brian and
Karin's love will be symbolized by the
tying of a sailor's knot-- a true lover's knot, for it's
the strongest knot there is. These two lines
represent each of you as individuals, as
unique and special gifts that you bring to your marriage. As you tie these
lines together, this represents the joining
of your two lives into one common purpose. This completed knot
represents your future, and as life brings changes,
the knot will only go stronger. Perfect. The spaces between these lines
formed by the knot leave space for your new life to
grow together, for you two to encourage and nurture
the individual growth of one another. Pull on the knot hard, and you
see how it won't come loose. Now you have something to
put on your wall later. [CHUCKLING] All right, are you guys ready
to make this thing official? Let's do this. OK. I'm going to put this down here. OK. Brian and Karin,
please join hands. Look at one another now, and
remember this moment forever. Brian, repeat after me. Karin, I take you as you are. Karin, I take you as you are. Loving who you are now
and who you will become. Loving who you are now
and you will become. I promise from
this day forward-- --to be grateful for
our love and our life-- --to be generous with my time,
my energy, and my affection. To be patient with
you and with myself. To fill our life with
adventure, sailing, and whatever the horizon brings. Brian, do you take Karin to be
your wife and co-captain for as long as you both shall live? I do. Karin, do you take Brian to
be your husband and co-captain for as long as you
both shall live? I do. Ooh! Ragnar, can you please
present the rings? Your wedding ring is
a symbol of the ocean and its never-ending cycles
of love and good energy. The weather may change
and get bumpy at times, but there will always be a sunny
downwind sail ahead of you. Let these rings be
a reminder of that. Brian, as you place this
ring on Karin's finger, repeat these words after me. This ring symbolizes
my love for you. This ring symbolizes
my love for you. And the commitments
we made here today. And the commitments
we made here today. Brian and Karin,
you have come here on this beautiful day in
Antigua in the presence of family and friends. You have declared your love
and commitment to each other, and you have given
and received a ring as a symbol of your promises. And so, by the
power vested in me by the mighty Neptune
of the great seas, I now pronounce you
husband and wife. You may kiss your
Swedish princess. Yes! Woo! [CLAPPING] [ROARING] Congratulations. You're welcome. Thank you, brother. We love you, man. Love you too. Thank you so much. That was amazing. Mm-hm. [LIGHT MUSIC] [CHEERING] [WHOOPING] Look at this married woman! Woo! We're just going to hang
out here at Shirley Heights. We're about one hour early
before everything opens. Photo bomb! It's a really cool spot high
up on one of the mountains, and you see all the
boats and everything. And then they have
barbecue, really good ribs, and cheap drinks, steel band. Awesome. Thanks for coming, ma. You're welcome, honey. So this is the first
time you've ever been able to come out
and visit us somewhere. Always been sailing around. First time. What's the experience
been like so far? Wonderful. I went on the Delos one time
years and years and years ago. And it seemed like this
is better than ever. How about getting in and out
of the dinghy and the boat? Has it been OK and stuff? It's been fine. I needed a little help to get
the feel of it, but it's good. Dad. Brady. [CHUCKLES] It's cool being able to show
you guys all the stuff that is so normal for us. Like, we're going
to sailing tomorrow. Yeah. Are you excited for that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I'm looking
forward to it. I want a little lean action. You'll get some. Yeah. I want to be on the lean. I want to see all
the sales unfurl, and I want to see the breeze
taking Delos to a new height. Yeah. You're taking down
the chapel up here. Yeah. We're going to take the
fam-damily for a sail. You excited to go sailing today? Yeah! Haven't been on the boat
sailing for nine years, so it's been a long time. Can't wait for the wind
to be blowing in my face. I'm ready. Yeah? Yeah. Have you been sailing
on Delos before? Yes, we have. You have? Brian just said you haven't. In Seattle. It was a small sail,
but still a sail. Not like today. Looking forward to today. Brian said he wants to batch
up wind for a little bit, so we'll see how that goes. [CHUCKLES] Do you get seasick at all? No. No. Fibber McGee, Fibber McGee. He had to take a bromide,
or whatever you call those. Dramamine, or something. Just to be safe. All right, all clear. Ready to learn the ropes? The ropes. The literal-- literally,
learn the ropes. OK. OK. So this one-- This one. --goes into the [INAUDIBLE],,
and into the mast, and it unfurls the sail. This one is the one
that pulls the sail out. OK. So you have to unfurl and-- At the same time. There you go, there you go. Woo-hoo, look at that! Yeah! Daddy the sailor man. [UPBEAT MUSIC] I see you found the
best seat in the house. I did, but I'm waiting
for the dolphins. [CHUCKLING] Have you sailed before, Alan? Not on such big boat. Only on the ice. I don't know the English name
for when you sail on the ice. Sailing on ice? Yes, in a ice yacht. [CHUCKLING] So I'm very excited. Nice. All right, let's
get you on this. So Alan. [SPEAKING SWEDISH] [LIGHT CARIBBEAN MUSIC] OK. [CHUCKLING] [INAUDIBLE], woo-hoo! This is Brian and Karin's
"just married" can that goes behind the dinghy. It looks like the permanent
marker is running. OK, the engine's off. Now we're just powered by sails. [WIND HOWLING] Baby, I'm leaning. Leaning and loving. She looks like one of
those maidens, you know. Are you proud of
your boys and what they've been doing out here? Of course, of course. Took me a while to get into it. The first few years, I
really didn't get into it. I think when the
website evolved, and they really got
taken off, and I was more corresponding
with the boys at that time, and the crew. As it grew, I grew with it too. And now that I'm not
working, I really enjoy it now, because
it's my total focal point. How does it feel to have
the whole family on board? It's really special to be
able to share something that we love so much with them,
and have them out, you know? Cool. It's always so cool showing
other people sailing. Like, Donna, my step mom,
is sitting up at the bow, and Karin's mom is driving,
and you can just feel the excitement in them, so. I see, in my future, maybe
either teaching people to sail, or taking people sailing that
have never done it before, just to pump me up, you know? I feel like I'm flying. I am flying. Flying on the waves. Woo! Stepped up to the pump. Yay! How do-- There you go. Watch the clouds and the sail. Don't worry about the gauges. OK. There you go. Woo! [CHUCKLES] I love it! I love it! Look at that sail. Look at that ocean. Look at the sun! Woo! All you need to do now, Martha,
is just turn to starboard. And we'll tell you when
to straighten the wheel. But you can go ahead
and start turning now. But you have to
say, ready to jibe? Ready to jibe? Ready? Jibing! Jibing! Then you turn the wheel. We be jibin'. We be jibin'. We be jibin'. Oh, gosh, it's hard. There you go. Is it too far? Woo! No, you're OK. No, you're good. You're good. I'm learning! Keep on going. Keep on going. There you go. She's coming around. Woo! Jibing! Jibing! Wow. [INAUDIBLE] OK. Nice jibe. Just like that. Go back. Just a little bit the other
way, just a little while. In fact, if you go a little
bit more to port, even, you come in on the main
[INAUDIBLE],, please. A lot to think about here. [INAUDIBLE] bit more inland. This is nice. Now she's doing good. [LIGHT MUSIC] Family sail success. I think so. Everybody did real good. No sea sickness. No! We've made it. A successful family sailing day. Like I said, what a
great [INAUDIBLE].. I'm in it now. I'm in the zone. It's going to be hard
getting rid of me. But then, just as quick
as everyone had arrived, it was time for the
family to head back home. [SPEAKING SWEDISH] Always a pleasure. Always a pleasure. Wow. Oh, little stuff! Big stuff! See you later, stuff. I love you so much. Me too. Thank you for everything. We'll see you soon, OK? Hugging the daughter-in-law. Hey, dad, what is this? What am I, chopped
liver over here? [CHUCKLING] [INAUDIBLE] Parents in-laws riding together. Wow. We're pretty lucky they
get along pretty good, man. I'd said that was a very
successful wedding week, huh? What a week, huh? What a week. I'm exhausted. Are you exhausted? Kazza got sick. I got a bit of a cold. Yeah. Constantly planning,
and entertaining, and-- woo! But it was good. But how special
to be able to show them a little slice
of our lifestyle. So cool, getting them on
the dinghies, and, like-- Take them sailing,
get them to the beach. So nice. Introduce them to some
beer that's not Corona. They still drank
a lot of Corona. Yeah, but still. We tried. (VOICEOVER) And then,
we got one more goodbye. Brady and Alex were
heading to the mountains, leaving us all to ourselves
on Delos for our honeymoon. All right, Blue. See you in a month, dude. We'll see you in a month. Hove fun in the cold weather. Thank you. See ya. You have a good time. We'll be chatting with
you on the interwebs. Yeah. You guys be safe. Enjoy your time alone. Enjoy the empty boat. Yes, and enjoy the snow. Bye, Kazza. Good bye. Have fun, OK? Yeah. [LIGHT MUSIC] [UPBEAT MUSIC] OK, everybody pretend
like Brian just said something hilariously funny. [LAUGHING] Come on, Ragnar. Aren't you in the fucking army? [CHUCKLING] You're the worst! Maybe not that on internet? [CHUCKLING] Oh, look at that guy! Wait, hold on, let me see. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yes! Oh my god, yes. What's the special today, Chaz? Shut up. [CHUCKLING] Already served them out. Jalapeño poppers,
shrimp skewers. Two-for-one margaritas,
eight-for-one Mai Tais. [CHUCKLING] Cut it there. Cut. Cut it out. OK, go ahead. [INAUDIBLE], they're my crewmen. What's up? Come on and buy
some of our stuff. Buy him a beer. Doesn't he look thirsty? Come on. We got shirts. We've got mugs. We've got it all. Come aboard. [CHUCKLING] Business in the front,
party in the back. Look at that. Like it? I like it a lot.
