I DNA Tested My Mutant Chihuahua

this right here focus this right here is what $1,000 looks like this is a fine bag of organs one that showed up to my house in a sock back in 2005 I didn't know we were getting a dog in fact my sister took my parent's credit card and got a dog without telling any of us and when Twinkie showed up he showed up in a box in a sock and he looked really scared so despite the fact that none of us wanted a chihuahua we didn't want to send him back where he came from and knowing everything I know about breeding now and like backyard breeders and being sketchy and saying that a dog is what it isn't or selling a dog with obvious health defects and deformities I'm glad that he's with us though it sucks that that breeder cashed in the way that they did are you alive Twinkie is 14 years old he is an old dog and he is treated like a king okay punky was initially $1,500 but my sister wanted a female dog because she was like I can't name a male dog Twinkie I want to be like Paris Hilton all they had left was the runt with the overbite whose tongue always sticks out so my sister got a $500 discount and Twinkie showed up when Twiggy showed up to my house he was the size of a baseball and he's still tiny right now it's hard to tell how tiny he truly is on camera he is the size of a dollar bill I'm just kidding this is a big fake dollar bill but if you look at him compared to a real dollar bill his head is as big as the dollar bill is across like look at that you can cover half of wink with a dollar bill I don't know where this mutant came from or what he's made of I just know that he was sold as a micro teacup chihuahua purebred 100% satisfaction guaranteed best dog in the world everybody likes him he has girls come over every Saturday but you have to deal with the empty cups after he looks hungover well my sister got this dog she brought him to school in her purse every single day and he was so tiny that the teachers never knew Twinkie would just be like looking up at her in his purse and he liked being around her all the time so like he was cool with it so now we are going to figure out what Twinkie is truly made of are you even real I know that you descended from a wolf I just don't know how am I gonna be shook am I gonna have to disown my Chihuahua because he's part cat here we go the results are in let's take a look at what the DNA told us about Twinkies ancestry here's what makes Twinkie so unique using the data generated from Twinkies DNA our sophisticated computer algorithm performed over 17 million calculations more than could fit in Twinkies little coconut brain what you see here is Twinkies ancestry by percentage 75% Chihuahua only 75 so these are Twinkies closer relatives parents grandparents stepdad uncle boyfriend very cute 12.5% carne Terrier cane terrier carne terrier what twink you got a lot of this in you look these are your ancestors your uncle's your auntie's wow those are ugly though whoa whee 12.5% read groups ok miniature pinscher Chihuahua soft-coated wheaten terrier Standard Schnauzer Russell terrier so Twinkie is basically a mix of every small dog combined one of the reasons why Twinkie is also so expensive is because he's what they call an applehead Chihuahua not a normal cute dog he's got like that weird that that like weird alien look height six to nine inches wait two to seven point five pounds there's two weights that's great Chihuahuas are named after a state in Mexico however they're thought to have once belonged to ancient Mayans some say they are descended from the - Chi Chi a dog that played an important role in both the Tolec and Aztec cultures it's the most boring thing I've ever read in my entire life ancient civilizations were eventually destroyed but the resilient Chihuahua survived in Mexico I wonder if they like walked around in little packs and then they just predator birds or just pick them off oh poor wink what's a current air here possibly the only dogs we need after a pile of rocks this dog has a rock fur brain nobody likes them you'll probably agree that they have no place in your home oh okay good thing you're only 17% hey wink Middle Eastern and African group wink that's pretty exotic a Saluki you like those don't you a Basenji an Afghan hound Twiggy's got some huge uncles your part German Shepherd I've always wanted a German Shepherd I have one the family tree so Twinkie your mom was a chihuahua and your dad was a half Chihuahua half terrier all of your Chihuahua lines are very pure but there's just some little Terriers squirted in okay I don't like that word squirted gradually smaller and smaller dogs mixed in although he does look very pure Chihuahua but that's probably cuz he's like very old and like white right now before he's like nose was kind of dark and he had a little more color on his head Twinkies oh okay so he's clear of exercise-induced collapse that's good he's clear of multi-drug sensitivity that's good he'd go to the doctor anytime you want there wink Twiggy has two copies of the gene for short limbs so their legs are probably very short they really are I've met a lot of very agile to what I was and Twinkie is not one of them Twinkies back legs in fact are so short and that he can't really like jump onto stuff he always has to be lifted up onto couches next up ideal weight 8 to 15 pounds you are terribly under weight Winky imagine if Twinkie weighed 15 pounds like he would be humongous yeah you can feel the ribs spine yeah and pelvic bones I'm not gonna feel those there's an obvious narrowing at the waist I mean it's not that obvious but you know okay he might be a little chubby don't worry Twinkie isn't alone one out of three dogs are overweight too so that make you feel better twink you could be on the cover of any of my magazines and I would applaud end of report that's all great hundred bucks yeah.well Twinkie we found out where you came from but now we got to find out where you're going obviously to sleep I hope you guys enjoy this video and please hit push notifications if you ever want to see me again bye TWiki what is this we watching porn look at it what is this were you watching pornography were you making love to that furry Fox one with a birthday hat on I'm sorry we've all been there we've all been there but come on let's go back to bed you're done for the day

Channel: Gloom

Views: 1,794,224

Rating: 4.9351883 out of 5

Keywords: dog dna test, dna test, dog dna, chihuahua dna test, chihuahua test, dna tested my dog, wisdom panel dna test, wisdom panel, chihuahua, dna, gloom, gloomgames, kassie, 2019, twinkie, twinkie dna test, chihuahua testo, getting my dog's dna tested, dog dna test results, dog dna test funny, dog dna test review, dna test results, dna test gone wrong

Id: j29CvHqpBQw

Length: 7min 24sec (444 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 03 2019